Eddie: *forgets a word in Spanish* im turning into a white woman

Buck: Great! Maybe now the writers will let us be together :)

Every so many years, the cast brings up old drama and the fandom explodes. This is exhausting.

it is 19:44 and you bet i am salty and bitter about emil larsson again

Ehehehehehehehehehe

i actually quite like her as a comedian but why the fuck does Cariad Lloyd when she’s on QI say the answer at the same time (slightly delayed) as the host or make a noise after like she definitely knew the answer all along…you’re allowed to not know stuff, i want to scream

FNAF movie William and Springtrap are petty,,

Annabeth is so much stronger then me I'm just saying if my mum got pissed and punished me for something my field trip partner did after i was nothing but the perfect child for the last 5 years meanwhile the guy who actually did the thing got nothing but praise from his dad yeah no Luke wouldn't even have time to ask me if I wanted to fight against the gods I'd already be starting my own revolution

To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

Domestic bliss I know how bad you wanted it (x)

did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily

like hera is so petty. i cant

idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this

like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself

i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)

end an argument for me

and for the sake of my data add your region/country, reblogs would help for proving my bias wrong

Oh No

I bet discord put that there.

you know what gets my goat more than it should? when you reblog a poll with your opinion in the tags and somebody reblogs it from you with the complete opposite opinion

at least have the common decency to reblog it from OP so I don't have to witness your godawful takes in my notes

Tbh? I don't like Paul. I don't want Paul. I understand that Paul serves an important narrative function and that Paul is the best possible ending for Camilla and Palamedes given their situation, personalities, and relationship. However what I really want is for Camilla and Palamedes to attend the ATN wedding as two individual humans and for Pal to be a lightweight who loses his tie in the garden fountain after three drinks and for Camilla to do exactly one shot with the group, keep Gideon from ripping the sleeves off her dress shirt, and absolutely kill it at lawn games during cocktail hour. Since this scenario is a wild tonal mismatch for the series and also Palamedes was already dead, this was unlikely to ever happen. However Paul is the final nail in the coffin for the theoretical existence of this scene and I can't help but resent them for that

crawls in here

Humbly requests more of your human! Al bc I’m unapologetically obsessed with him👀….

GOOD because I am also obsessed with him

He's 29 Mimzy!! Run!!

People who are still confused at the way I send messages

Like are you even paying any attention??

I type out a sentence per line

Then hit send

You really think Iwas just gonna leave you??

Sitting like that with some incomprehensible bullshit??

No!!

I got a follow up

If you just give me two fucking seconds

Suddenly everything will make sense!!

And you won't look like a silly dumb trying to cut me tf off for no reason.