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#911 fox incorrect quotes
watchyourbuck · 8 months
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Eddie: *forgets a word in Spanish* im turning into a white woman
Buck: Great! Maybe now the writers will let us be together :)
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bellabrady · 3 months
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incorrect buddie quotes part idk
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"You said WHAT?!?!"
"I told him I put rainbows on my instagram every pride mo- I was nervous okay?! Hen. Hen please stop laughing."
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imakatperson22 · 14 days
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Eddie: Kicks the 3rd woman he’s dated out of his house because of repressed catholic guilt after avoiding having sex with her.
Buck: absolutely flailing as a baby disaster bisexual and sending his date running for the hills before they even finish their meal.
Chris, “out of town” somewhere, sitting on a curb and smoking a cigarette: Jesus Christ, these two fucking idiots…
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criminally-obsessed · 2 months
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BUCK: I love the term 'partners'. Are we dating? Are we robbing a bank? Are we two supposedly straight firefighters who are raising a child together? Who knows.
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Eddie *having a crisis*: Well, how did you know?
Buck: Know... what?
Eddie: That you liked guys as well as girls?
Buck: What do you mean? Doesn't everyone find everyone attractive?
Eddie:...
Buck: Don't they?
Buck: Don't they, Eddie?!
Eddie:...
Eddie: You know what, you deal with your crisis, I'll deal with mine.
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Buddie x Internet
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bidisasterevankinard · 8 months
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for me this scene went like that
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blurredbuddie · 6 months
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Eddie: You're in his dms but he's in my will. We are not the same.
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dudesrysly · 1 month
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Hen: so, how was the honeymoon?
Eddie: Buck got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
Eddie: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
Eddie: I love him.
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watchyourbuck · 9 months
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*Buck limping, face bruised and grabbing his side*
Eddie: why are you walking funny?
Buck: oh it’s nothing
Eddie: buck
Buck: …
Eddie: …
Buck: I fell through the roof and onto the top of the truck
Eddie: *getting up ready to patch up his baby* fucking hell not again
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bellabrady · 10 months
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incorrect buddie quotes part idk
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military-newsboys · 1 month
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Eddie: Repeat after me
Buck: Okey!
Eddie: If it's not perfect on the first try...
Buck: If it's not perfect on the first try...
Eddie: It's a learning opportunity and I get to try again.
Buck: It's trash. I'm TRASH and–
Eddie: ok that's it. I am killing your parents
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cinematics123 · 1 month
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Eddie: No one could ever replace you, Evan.
Buck: Are you sure? Have you checked? Have you ever considered how replaceable I am?
Eddie: What…?
Buck: I bet there are 5 of me in a 2 mile radius.
Eddie: Buck, no-
Buck: I might be spared parts, but all of them love you. Make sure to dispose of them properly when you’re done with them.
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criminally-obsessed · 16 days
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BUCK: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Dad’* CHRISTOPHER: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be careful. For the love of God, Please be careful.’
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Buck: Can you cut me some slack? I'm kinda in love.
Eddie: I'm sorry, that's really not my problem.
Buck: I'm in love with you.
Eddie:... Well, that does bring me in the loop a little.
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