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criminally-obsessed · 2 hours
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fuck the buddie vs bucktommy debate for 7x06, the real crime is if goddamn phillip walks maddie down the aisle instead of buck
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criminally-obsessed · 2 hours
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Buck’s repressed baby bi brain screamed fuck that guy when he first saw Eddie and he just didn’t realise it was an instruction and not an insult 🤷‍♀️✨💖
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criminally-obsessed · 2 hours
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some actors will throw tantrums and blatantly show their homophobia when people interpret their character as even slightly queer and then there’s oliver “fuck you he’s always been bisexual” stark
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criminally-obsessed · 2 hours
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Your eyes are like weapons Your lips could teach lessons Don't use them so reckless 'Cause for you, I'm helpless
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criminally-obsessed · 3 hours
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the best thing about buddie is that they don’t know. still. neither of them knows why they are the way they are. neither of them have ever really had strong male friendships before. certainly not in adulthood. so they don’t know that theirs isn’t quote unquote normal. eddie doesn’t know why “she sees me” felt like a punch or why “i kind of can’t stop thinking about him” felt like being dunked in cold water. buck doesn’t know that you can be jealous of two contradicting things at once or why “this doesn’t change a thing between us” didn’t offer as much relief as he’d been expecting it to. because of course he knew what eddie was going to say. he knows eddie. they’re both idiots. they’re both so blind to what they’ve been building. but they are so so close to figuring it out.
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criminally-obsessed · 5 hours
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Maddie: Admit it, you like Eddie! Buck: What!? No, I don't! Buck: I mean am I attracted to him? Sure. Buck: Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yes. Buck: Does he get me in ways that no other person has? Indubitably. Buck: Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in like, four positions. Buck: And look, am I the type of idiot who would fall in love with his best friend? Of course! Buck: But do I LIKE Eddie!? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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criminally-obsessed · 5 hours
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(or, really, zee thinks she’s funny) (pt 7)
[tweet credit]
[ID: two gifs of Buck and Eddie in 911 episode 2.01, in the gym.
GIF 1: Buck telling Eddie, looking frustrated and pissed off, that he's his problem. Overlaid is a gif by @/galacticidiots on Twitter, reading, "I can’t flirt but I can piss you off. It’s the same thing. Both will get your attention. Both will make your cheeks turn a pretty shade of red. Both will have you eyeing my lips."
GIF 2: Eddie eyeing Buck like he's trying to figure him out, tilting his chin up as Buck continues to speak, biting the inside of his bottom lip like he's figured it out.
/end ID]
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criminally-obsessed · 5 hours
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your honor, it's his song
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criminally-obsessed · 6 hours
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Corporate needs you to find the difference between this picture and this picture 🏀
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criminally-obsessed · 15 hours
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RAVI: H-how do you ask someone out? BUCK: Well, first- EDDIE: Don't ask Buck, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. RAVI: ...And you said yes?
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criminally-obsessed · 16 hours
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CHRISTOPHER: How do you do that? BUCK: I'm fearless. EDDIE: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad. BUCK: I'm mostly fearless.
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criminally-obsessed · 21 hours
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Oliver Stark I've Never Said This Before With Tommy DiDario (4/30/24)
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criminally-obsessed · 21 hours
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not eddie one episode loudly confirming he has catholic guilt and the next one partying out of control in a pink suit shirtless after singing with buck and then saying he is supossed to be the queercoded character of a 80s show
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criminally-obsessed · 23 hours
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​idk if it's just me but seeing Buck in a plain white non-formfitting tee is so weird... like, that's not my man!!
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criminally-obsessed · 23 hours
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whoever made the decision to cut out the “i love you brother” line i hope both sides of your pillow are cold for the rest of your life <3
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criminally-obsessed · 23 hours
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Eddie: You're the most jealous man i know.
Buck: You know other men?
Eddie: 🤨
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criminally-obsessed · 23 hours
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Eddie: Thank you again for talking to Chris about his girl problem.
Buck: Just doing my job.
Eddie: I didn't know there was an agreement in place.
Buck: There is one. I teach him about dating and sports, and you get the emotional part. We agreed that’s how we’d raise our kid.
Eddie: Our kid? Buck, we’re not married.
Buck: Eddie, come on, we’re a little married.
Eddie: I know. I love it.
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