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Prompt 249

Danny tilts his head. The masked figure across the roof tilts their head back, a gold similar to Tucker’s eyes shimmering, though he knew it wasn’t him. He lets out a curious chirp, inaudible to the living, and the masked figure stills, as silent as a corpse for several moments before letting out two clicks. 

A greeting in turn. 

Danny smiles, letting green bleed into his eyes and scurrying over with a croon from his core. I’m here, I’m here, their own core clatters like metal against bone as his responds with the drone of a blackhole. I see you, I see you. I’m HereHereHere. 

Yet another twitters in turn, clicking echoing across the city from shadow to shadow until it’s as though the city itself has a heartbeat. Click-click. Click-click. Click-click. I’m here, I’m here, not alone, I’m Here. 

Madeline Miller, The Song of Achilles // 9-1-1, Season 3, Episode 15, Eddie Begins // Homer (trans. Robert Fagles), The Iliad

You fools.

You absolute buffons.

You were all blinded by your thirst of memes love for Sans that you ignored the oblivious.

Wario is not Sans.

WARIO IS TO MARIO WHAT SPAMTON IS TO METTATON.

Grover and Percy are so close and casually touchy with each other that whenever they all hang out together people usually assume that Grover and Percy are dating, and Annabeth is just their friend that tagged along for the day.

It doesn't help that Percy calls Grover "babe" so much and that they're always holding hands and that sometimes Grover will step in front of Percy and pull his arms around him while they're looking at something.

Annabeth observes from a very close distance, half-wondering if she should be jealous or not.

i feel like this has been said already but i will truly never understand jonmartin having pet names idk if im just aroace but with ghe way Jon jsut says Martin's name ??????? oh my gOD a pet name could NEVER compare

Shirt my friend got me :3 I’m so ready for the next Presidential election

Is skystar toxic yaoi in your universe

No... This kinda explains what happened between Starscream and him:

ava + every episode - episode 8: "proverbs 14:1″

sometimes i think about pomelos and how they are related to the grape fruit but are not quite a grapefruit. Because it is a pomelo. i do not like grape fruit. Its bitter and stringy and its just not a pomelo. a pomelo, while bitter, is softer to the tongue and carries a sweetness. but they are related. they’re very similar but theyre also different. but because they’re different — they don’t always have them at my local grocery store. so i buy grapefruit and even though its my fifth time trying it, i still don’t like it. every time i try i think i will because the pomelo and grapefruit are related, don’t you see? i tried pomelo once and fell in love many times from start to finish and to start again and i will look for pomelo for a sixth time in grapefruit because i love pomelo

anyways you cant open up a grape fruit and expect a pomelo. drive to another grocery store

why the fuck is it so goddamn hard to find hoodies with designs i like that are ZIP UPS

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ZIP UPS

sorry that ask had me thinking about wine mom ganon and whiskey mom impa

My friend said he hates taxonomists because they make stuff up. (There was also a rant about fish not existing and birds being reptiles mixed in there, but yeah). What's your opinion on this, as a taxonimist?

I was having a similar debate with a sixteen-foot tall animated candelabra the other day. No idea where they get it from.

I dont trust people who like Sasuke but hate Naruto. Like that’s your fav’s fav🤨🤨

Yuu: Okay, Azul. You win. You want Ramshackle Dorm? It’s all yours. ~At the dorm~ Yuu: *Holds up hand* Hold up. Yuu: *Pulls out shrink ray made from spoons and dingle-hoppers* Yuu: *Shoots* Ramshackle Dorm: *Shrinks* Yuu: Right. *Hands dollhouse dorm to Jade* There you go! Tell Zully to enjoy! <;3 Floyd: What the-- Yuu: *ignores* Ready, Ghost Uncles! Ghosts: *Holding a doll house and Mickey Mirror* Ghosts: Ready! Yuu: *Grows doll house to life-size* Yuu: Well, that worked out! I’m glad everyone’s happy! Yuu: See ya, Leech boys! Floyd:… Floyd: WTF? Jade: *trying not to laugh* Oh dear. Azul’s going to be miffed about this. ~Later~ Azul: *Holding Ramshackle dorm and shaking* WTH IS THIS?! -- (part of this series)

there are so many notes on that incorrect quote dick & wally post. im dying. this is impressive. I don’t know whether to respect or fear u. cheers mate we hit 11k I need to go sob

I have no idea what you are talking about but thank you