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vicekillx · 25 days

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NO ONE TOLD ME THERE ARE BADGES I AM FURIOUSLY BOOPING EVERY BUTTON I SEE TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME

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1eos · 8 months

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'tumblr is full of 14 year olds' wrong tumblr is full of 24 year olds who just don't do anything. and that's okay

#its not weird to be a virgin or to not smoke weed #it IS weird to have an emotional reaction to someone else not having sex or doing drugs #like if fucking n smoking was sooooo cool u'd be doing that rn!#and ofc vice versa mx robotpussy is so real #bc of who i follow i see more of the shaming ppl who don't have sex but ive seen the weird terminally online ppl #who haven't killed the cop in their head trying to police ppl who are just doing things with their own bodies #and i can say from personal experience ppl who do drugs are so chill abt it if you don't wanna smoke they won't pressure you #like it's ok to have sex it's ok not to it's weird if you care like they're not not fucking you keep scrolling

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cosmosnout · 2 months

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In this essay, I will be explaining how Roger was into blondes-

#Shakky is taking the photo #this isn’t Shakky Rayleigh erasure I swear. I love those two #I’m just saying Roger and Rayleigh suffered from a case of homoerotic captain and vice-captain relationship and Rouge was ok with it #/j #one peice #silvers rayleigh #gol d roger #portgas d rouge #art #fanart

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strobbylemonade · 5 months

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let sleeping dogs lie / let loyal dogs die

#life series #pearlescentmoon #bdoubleo100 #bdubs fanart #pearlescentmoon fanart #secret life #trafficblr #i think it's interesting how horse boy bdubs is more (symbolically) like a dog than wolf girl pearl does and vice versa #like bdubs who is devoutly loyal to his pack and will put his life on the line for them and sacrifice everything for his friends #and pearl who is calm and elegant at first but fiercely independent and dangerous if she ever feels betrayed #i just think its neat.#strbylmn art #JUST WATCHED EPISODE 8. WHAT DID I SAY. WHAT DID I SAY.

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bisexualfbiagents · 4 months

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THE X FILES | Fox Mulder's Standup Comedy Demo Reel (part 1/?)

#the x files #txf #txfedit #xfilesnet #dailytxf #fox mulder #melissa scully #2x08 #one breath #comedianmulder #love this man and his incessant need to be snarky during such harrowing moments #if you saw me post this earlier with a typo NO YOU DIDNT #anyway what was i saying? oh yeah #really needed more of them together #coulda been president and vice president of the i love dana scully club

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qourmet · 1 month

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[ prev ] you guys will Never believe what someone asked me to continue LMAOO

c0mm'd by @micchikureshima & @thebiscuiteternal

+ an extra (cw for canon-typical violence & slight blood)

#muppetverse mdzs: the thrilling prequel #AND sequel #mdzs #lan xichen #lan wangji #wei wuxian #nie mingjue #nie huaisang #qin su #jin guangyao #everyone go say ur thankyous to the two @'d cos this was an incredibly silly c0mm to have gotten LMAOO #i'll link the og to this & vice versa in about #muppet!mdzs

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corvidaeconundrum · 1 month

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I so deeply apologize for this but desperate art block times means ill let my brain draw whatever it wants, so I bring you the unfortunate tumblrification of KinitoPET

#digital art #corvidae art #fanart #kinitopet #kinito the axolotl #kinito fanart #kinito but tumblr sexy man apparently #i just saw the design and my brain gripped it like a vice #my brain likes waist coats and co-dependant characters what can i say #-Blurry post

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princessloverboy · 2 months

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need to kiss an autistic guy while hes infodumping abt one of his special interests and he's stopping every few seconds to explain something and stimming the whole time

#ollie says things #wah..................#VICE VERSA ALSO #mlm #autism #transmasc #gay #queer #mlm yearning #queer yearning #nblm

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myuminji · 10 months

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How about a kiss, angel?

#you can interpret either vash or ww saying that bcs to ww vash is an angel and vice versa in this essay i #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #myuminjiart #lowkey a fanart for my angel au but you don't hear that from me

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yrsonpurpose · 6 months

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@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource’s rwrbweek day 4 | little detail ✩ henry's love for dogs (david, specifically)

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #rwrbweek #alex x henry #henry fox mountchristen windsor #userninz #userveronika #usersteen #usernuria #chrissiewatts #mine*#rwrbweek*#when i read this annonation from casey literally everything made sense #also im lowkey sure i saw matthew say this dog hated nick and vice versa and i cant stop thinking abt it #we deserved to see alex meet him what the hell!!!!!#the details in henrys room are so good for this

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localguy2 · 11 months

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I find it highly amusing how in situations where the ninja are separated/it's just the OG four, Kai and Zane immediately assume control/start spearheading the team because apparently no one else is sane enough or in the right mind to do so.

Your honour, they literally have one of the best dynamics in the show, with how they're probably the most protective people in the team. And it makes me mad how this is overlooked by the fandom and the show.

#ninjago #zane julien #kai smith #Seriously tho #Aside from Cole #They're probably the most competent to lead #In Hunted they're mainly the ones working on everything #Fixing the radio #Jay has lost his shit and Cole is pre occupied with taking care of Wu #In MotM they just #Kai becomes the fucking Chancellor and with Zane as his Vice/right hand man #And in crystalized they're the only ones that are serious about this stuff #They're tracking Lloyd while Jay is bored and while Cole is doing nothing #Ay all I'm saying is #We need to see more of them together #I wanna see these 2 bond more #I want the show to focus on the aspect of them being the most protective #And how they probably have a lot of things in common when it comes to protecting the other ninja and making sure they're alright #Hmmmm my brain is going off in the tags #Oh chemistry what you done to me #You cruel cruel subject...#Anyway how are yall doing?

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vicekillx · 5 months

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This is gonna be a bitch and a half but I feel like I could slit a man’s throat

#vice says #nails

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brother-emperors · 3 months

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listen. listen, there's a kind of intimacy in having a dedicated rivalry, okay. who else is going to know you like this!!! also it's funny

Ascanio Maria Sforza: la parabola politica di un cardinale-principe del Rinascimento, Marco Pellegrini

Julius II: The Warrior Pope, Christine Shaw

and on della rovere’s soldier comment:

Popes, Cardinals and War: The Military Church in Renaissance and Early Modern Europe, D.S. Chambers

and finally! regarding the delightful Mess of political-family relationships, including the marriage comment (altho the montefeltro family that giovanni married into did have sforza family ties, since giovanna's mother was battista sforza, but this is about the more immediate alliance based relationship and della rovere's hand in the rejection of a milanese match for his brother. and. this is not even remotely a serious comic, but now I am once again thinking about insular all these families are. the fucking medicis are here too, if you go half a step to the left on della rovere's family tree)

Julius II: The Warrior Pope, Christine Shaw

Giulio II, Il papa del Rinascimento, Giulio Busi (Bianca Maria Visconti is Ascanio's mom. btw)

panel inserts of the cards they're playing with are all from the Visconti-Sforza tarot deck! (I used public domain scans/photos for the comic itself)

ko-fi!⭐ bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app

#weeping. ascanio's dialogue covers up della rovere's sleeve collar. i spent all that time drawing details on it and FOR WHAT #(it was fun)#there was another deleted bit where ascanio has some petty line like 'i bet arguing makes you hard' but then i realized #that's something that lucullus would probably say to crassus and also i need to set that line up for ascanio #we gotta. we gotta character build (lays down face in the ground) we have to provide the character set up for it #it's really more of a line for cesare to drop at some point over how much rodrigo and ascanio argued #shout out to the time rodrigo threatened to throw ascanio into the tiber river or that time ascanio like. decided to physically get into #a fight with juan borgia #and they were still gambling partners after that????? damn okay. sometimes the vice chancellor can be (checks note) im not finishing #that statement #komiks tag #italian renaissance tag #ascanio sforza #giuliano della rovere #i WILL get a relationship dynamic tag for them once i can figure out something punchy and fun. anyway!#ehgh. I NEED. to go to milan. and go thru the archives. let me in. LET ME INNNNNNNNN

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ingravinoveritas · 21 days

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| Michael as Miles Maitland in Bright Young Things, 2003 vs. Michael talking about David on The Assembly, 2024.

#michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #the assembly #bright young things #miles maitland #the parallels are paralleling #sometimes i think about the fact that Michael has played so many queer roles #and how they all represent different parts of him #and how he keeps saying that he pours so much of himself into every role #life imitating art #or vice versa #or both #i think Michael has been telling us exactly who he is for a long time now #even if he doesn't label it specifically #david is lowkey bi and michael is highkey bi #discourse #gifs by me

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mediumgayitalian · 2 months

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Waking up to music screeching in the inside of his head a half-hour before sunrise every single day is, frankly, hell. Especially when he has the day off. That’s the worst.

But there is, on those rare days off, one benefit — so good it might, although Will shall never in a million years admit it, make the whole ordeal worth it.

On morning shift days, he spends the first ten minutes after he wakes up with his face down into his pillow, praying for the sun to hit the Earth. His prayers have yet to be answered. He spends the next ten minutes sitting, bleary-eyed, at the edge of his bed, waiting for his brain to boot-up and imagining his neurons are making little dial-up internet noises to amuse himself. The final ten minutes before sunrise he spends sprinting silently around the cabin, trying to brush his teeth and put his shorts on at the same time and generally failing at being a person.

Mornings are not fun.

But on his days off, he can afford to be slower. He can’t go back to sleep, true, but he can take the time to let his brain catch up with the rest of him, to breathe, to actually, genuinely wake up, not just be forced to be awake. And then as the sun rises, golden rays bleeding through the window, he bears witness to the most beautiful sight he’s ever seen.

Nico is gorgeous, swathed in sunlight.

Some might say Will is biased. But Will, these same people might forget, is the son of the god of truth, the god of beauty. He sees these things in the world as easily as some mighty see colour — he can see the Nico is beautiful, and he can see that this is true.

He always is beautiful. Even when he was halfway to dying and twisted in rage in sorrow, he was beautiful. Aside from high cheekbones and a devilish smile and fine, gorgeous hair, he stands in divinity. There is something wholly powerful in the set of his shoulders, the rigidness of his spine; the same kind of beauty in a staggered mountain, in a gnarled tree. A sturdiness, a timelessness, an I have been tested, I have been challenged, I have been beaten; still, I am here. Gracefully, I am here.

Now, Will watches, back to the headboard, as the first few lines of yellow-golden sun filter through the open window above Nico’s bed. They climb slowly, started at his sheet-covered feet, travelling in time up the curve of his cast, stuttering at each fold in the linen, to the crest of his hip. By the time the sunlight crawls over the ridge of the end of the sheet, in bleeds through the window in full, bathing his bare torso in light: his scars, curving like sparkling rivers, his freckles and moles, flicking like dappled light through leafy branches. A forest floor of beauty, in the twisting roots of muscles under his skin, rock-dark bruises over the square of his scapula, the valleys and hills of his ribs. Thousands of miles in which Will loses himself, following the path of the light.

He stirs, slightly, at the brush of his lips against the blurred line of daylight and shadow, tickling the line of his shoulders.

“W’ll?”

“Go back to sleep,” Will murmurs, breathing the words into sleep-warmed skin, raised with goose-flesh.

Nico hums. A small smile tugs the pink curves of his lips, making the corner of his eyes crinkle, the fan of his lashes flutter. Will is awestruck.

“‘Kay.”

He’s out again in seconds, sighing as he settles back against the pillows. His hand, acting out his dreams, drags across the mattress until it spans the curve of Will’s thigh and stills, gripping loosely. Will wraps his own fingers around it and squeezes.

“I love you,” he says softly. He holds his breath, waiting for Nico to stir again, and sighs in relief when he doesn’t. “It scares me.”

A breath of air blows a strand of Nico’s hair across his forehead, almost copper in the early morning sun. Will brushes it easily out of his face, lingering as he tucks it behind his ear.

“I’ll tell you,” he promises, risking another, softer, kiss to his lips. Barely a murmur of touch. “Soon. Sleep well, darlin’.”

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cannibalovers · 2 months

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I just personally think that Will has a collection of hats like these for any situation ever just hidden away somewhere

#i just keep thinking about it everyday since i saw that women want me fish fear me #or was it vice versa #um anyway #cringe but he says so many cringy things it just fits him #fucking even steven MAN #i love this man #he seems like a baseball cap man to me #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #will graham core #shitpost #also saw a cannibals want me fish fear me one but i didnt fucking download it ugh

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