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eepy-pleepy · 2 years

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I looked at him

And he looked at me

And I looked at HIM

And he looked at ME

#posts you can hear #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #emmanuel #spn crack #i looked at him #jensen ackles #misha collins #cockles #spn #spn 7x17 #the born-again identity #this is nothing lol #shhh wren #wren.txt

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readylovewrites · 9 months

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how to rest (in a war)

Hyperspace is smeared white with the light of a million stars, a million planets and suns and moons and people. Hearts of kyber and fleshier things. Flares of life. Bugs on a windshield.

His spine aches and the ache pulls like the fingers of a grubby street child, like a grasping weed, draws his mouth into a thin line. Immeasurable.

The smears don’t blink out as they come out of hyperspace and that confirms his suspicions. He’s going to pass out. Maybe already has passed out and is surfacing, head above water, before the waves submerge him again. Maybe it’s worse than that. He doesn’t think so; he’s grown remarkably good at knowing the limits of his body and feels certain that he’ll die without bacta and bone stabilizers but not immediately. That’ll have to be enough. Internal bleeding aside, his body is not riddled with shrapnel or tattooed with the burning ink of an explosion.

The Death Star fired on its own base and its only Bodhi that got them out. Imperial pilot. Defector.

Cassian doesn’t allow himself to think the word friend.

The grating beneath him shutters, pitches, and he hears distantly K-2’s steady back and forth with Alliance flight control. It’s out of order. An echo. K is dead. K is a square of data in his quarters. K is stuttering into the comms—stuttering—shouting Goodbye into an ever darkening vault. Bodhi is stuttering. Bodhi is alive. K is dead.

A hand bunches into his tattered shirt and presses down into his chest just beneath his collarbone. A shadow leans over him but the stars of hyperspace remain, dashed across the bridge of her nose, her eyes, her mouth. It’s Jyn, he thinks. She was next to him when they took off and Chirrut is a half-dead slump that Baze hovers over. Or was. Maybe now he is an all-dead slump.

This is the first time quiet has sung so loud.

“Cassian. S-stay.” It is Jyn. “You need to stay awake.”

He knows that. The majority of his career has been solo missions, regardless of the presence of assets, and though he’s never really had to call upon it much, he knows basic first aid. Knows how to bandage a blaster shot, a vibroblade wound. Knows that falling asleep with a concussion could mean never waking up.

He knows it but the stars are getting brighter and she’s fading to light.

The stars, suns, moons, the shades of hyperdrive are burned into his eyelids but he still turns his head towards her voice and reaches for her arm, desperate. When he finds it, he slides his palm down her sleeve until he hits exposed forearm and lingers. Presses two fingers to her pulse point. Lingers. Only for a moment. Even as her other hand comes to rest on his wrist, he slides further down to her hand that holds tightly to the clunky weight of the plans. She presses his hand.

“I’ve got them. We got them. Stay awake.”

Can’t, he thinks as his eyelids slip shut. The stars are here. In the dark, and burning bright.

He turns his hand, feels the data drive fall away, and all that’s left is Jyn’s skin.

It’s odd how hungry he is for the touch. More than for the plans even. He remembers touching her hip where they originally hung as soon as he and Jyn were dragged bodily by Baze on board, not even out of atmo yet. Not safe, no promise of escape. Touched and gripped and thought it’s done, though really it isn’t. And still, more than all of that, he wants to touch Jyn Erso and feel that she is alive.

“Cassian, stay awake.”

Maybe he is delirious from the concussion. It’s nonsensical.

He’s never felt an urge to hold a person without motive or prompting.

Cassian. Stay awake.

He won’t and he knows it but the corners of his mouth tighten with an effort.

Cassian.

He’s more Cassian than he’s ever been.

She gives that to him. No aliases, no lies.

Cassian.

#Rogue one #cassian andor #rebelcaptain #jyn erso #Star Wars #this is nothing lol #I wrote this ages ago at like one in the morning and never looked at it again #bone apple teeth #To be clear #it doesn’t REALLY matter #but this is ro cassian #obvi cause I wrote this pre-andor #but if nothing contradicts then it can be any cassian you want #he’s a clean slate just waiting to know what you want from him #hashtag spy life #hashtag give this man a hobby #(gotta say hashtag for the ~vibes~)

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down-thedrain · 7 months

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im mandela catalogue . im madness combat. im midnight club. and im minecraft. the mc siblings

#posts in a drainage system #this is nothing LOL

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screechingnebula · 2 years

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Yo remember this

3 people Sanzu shot on Mikey’s order - 1st is wearing a 4-leaf clover necklace (i think), 2nd has a forehead scar and 3rd is wearing a tie.👀

Sanzu just killed Kakucho, who has a similar forehead scar. Takemichy is wearing the 4 leaf clover necklace. and IDK who is wearing a tie in the current fight. Sanzu is the only one we have seen in a tie and young Koko. Or is it the hair? So who? 🤔

#this is nothing lol #no one else is dying #im just bored #tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers spoilers

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softenup25 · 1 year

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So *unbelievably* horny for being a feedee rn... Like, make me your fat piggy.... Feed me, stuff me, tease me, and just fatten me for your pleasure.. make me huge hungry lardass who just wants to make you happy.. I want to be as fat as possible and enjoyed by you. I want to make you happy and be a "good boy" I melt at your interaction, at every compliment, and I'm sooo embarrassed at how aroused I get when you tease me... I'm putty in your hands, huge soft flabby putty 🥵

#this is nothing lol #im soooo down bad #wanna be absolutely huuuuge pls 😩#need a feeder... someone to make me theirs #im def a bottom LMAO

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crehador · 4 months

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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family

anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant

#this is the saltiest fish i have ever eaten #actually was just about to post ''there has been another altercation with the salt merchant''#but realized without context that meant nothing lol

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brick-brooke · 8 months

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#bg3 #bg3 memes #baldur's gate 3 #i feel like everytime i start a new game i need to make memes for it lol #anyway i love every companion so far #i'm sorry jaheira and minsc i have not gotten that far yet :( and i know nothing about minthara lol

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abracadaze · 2 years

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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken

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sylviii · 10 months

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"come home and see my girl cave :)" I say flirtily. You agree, imagining a rec room with some couches and maybe a few vintage consoles. I lead you down into the basement, where I have carved out a slimy grotto with its own ecosystem. by the time you see me dive into the water and come up with a fish in my teeth, it's too late. You want to fuck me so badly.

#sylvi this post is nothing #sylvi hall of fame post #<- lol lmao

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triona-tribblescore · 24 days

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Nightly mandatory fluffy Huskerdust doodle 😤🧡

Kneading and a massage~

#nothing rly extra to say!#OH ACTUALLY #this was lowkey inspired by the HC of husk having chronic backpains cause of his wings #lowkey makes sense cause his posture is so bad lol #that or he's just a cat with shrimp disease-#anyway!! im going to sleep #MWAH HUGS FOR YOU THOUGH <33 #huskerdust #angel dust #husk #angel dust fanart #husk fanart #huskerdust fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #tribbleart #<3

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phereshift · 9 months

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personal opinion but. the reason tiktok’s ‘zepotha’ isn’t doing great isn’t because of a lack of cohesion or poor reasoning behind it (although I’m sure these would’ve contributed). It’s because when I was first introduced to Zepotha it was as a fake movie concept. And when I was first introduced to Goncharov it was as me spending the entire morning trying to figure out why Tumblr was obsessed with some random movie.

#pherrie rambles #goncharov #zepotha #you need less ‘hey guys lets do this’ and more #‘hey guys do you ever think about [character]’#unreality #omg anyway its kind of fun to post about internet events that mean nothing to me LOL i get why you all do this now

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eepy-pleepy · 1 year

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"Barbie?"

#this is nothing lol #can't unsee it #barbie #said ken #dean winchester #jensen ackles #spn #spn crack #actual ken doll dean winchester #ken doll #i still haven't seen this episode #shhh wren

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saeiken · 4 months

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#pls click for quality :]#one piece #luffy #straw hat luffy #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #zoro #zolu #one piece zoro #animation #my art #was hit w the strong urge to do this and got it done in abt 4 days lol #could spend forever nitpicking it but im not gonna overwork before the semester even starts so its done!!#nothing big but im happy w it and i think its cute :>#drew zoro p differently than i have in the past in this and yknow its ok #i think i like drawing my version better but this one (closer to canon) is p good

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hezekiahwakely · 3 months

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Really funny that Colin insists that Alice shouldn't give the computers a personality JUST MOMENTS AFTER he claimed that the computers are fucking with him and him specifically due to their hateful and capricious nature

#i mean part of that is just how you feel working in IT i guess #but its funnier that he wants to pretend nothing weird is going on while also expressing his undying hatred for these sentient machines lol #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 3 #the magnus protocol #colin becher #also lets not gloss over the jmj error. and the sassy beeps when it refuses to run. you know they are getting salty cooped up in there

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sysig · 3 months

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Permission to headbutt: Granted (Patreon)

#My art #UT #Sans #Papyrus #Ft. something smol and I do on a regular basis ♪#This could be Handplates or it could be classic Undertale I leave that up to you lol #I definitely picked up a lot of the style quirks lol - but there are some of the ones that I like myself! Like Papyrus' darkmode clothes lol #And Sans' shorts having the stripe in the front haha - little details ♫#Realistically it probably is Handplates tho just based on where my head's at lol - I love the Handplates dynamic :D #Handplates #I talked myself into it! Pfft ♪#I found myself relating a lot to Sans especially while rereading - I want nothing more in the world than for my siblings to be happy! <3 #So I gathered up a bunch of ideas of things especially me and smol do together and this was the most obviously cute one haha #Easiest to do! Tho I did still go a little extra on this lol #I'm trying to do more digital stuff ♪ It wasn't the best art day and I'm still a little nervous to jump right in :')#Not doing any sketches on paper beforehand feels weird but I guess it is thematic in a way lol #And I'm still pleased with how they turned out hehe #It really does feel nice to be drawing them again <3 #And doing silly sibling things! Hehe #I dunno how clear it is since it's so ingrained into how smol and I talk to each other lol family language!#One of us will literally just announce ''bonk'' and the other will prepare for/lean in for a headbutt haha #She is a tiny bit taller than me - it's not quite /this/ extreme but she does lean down for me! S'cute <3 #I like to think Papyrus would do the same hehe ♪ Let your lazy brother headbutt you! He can only reach so far!#On minimal effort anyhow hehe #It's just a fun way to be silly together ♫♪#Also yes I did show this to her and she cosigned lol - ''Cute'' -smol

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autie-j · 3 months

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Me walking away from the stadium with my giant soup bowl after I realized I misheard and it's not actually called the soup bowl

#football #super bowl #i do not watch football so it all means nothing to me lol #winnie the pooh

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