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it's still bugging me sooooo much that this is uneven because i had. one smic fic that. the sm guy wasn't even in lmao
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guy who yells out “IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT” before letting out the gentlest, smallest scream you’ve ever heard in your goddamn life
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top 5 hypmic songs that arent by bb/mtc nor including any of their members
THIS FEELS LIKE A VERY TARGETED ATTACK but ok... hm... i have to think about this for a while
1) stella
gotta start with stella, it is truly one of the tracks of all time. there is nothing i don't love about it. the sound of it, the lyrics, the story. the lyric video is so pretty and every live performance of it has been so good. stella triangle formation forever
2) femme fatale
AN ABSOLUTE BANGER i love our women who have done nothing wrong ever uwu the newer chuuoku tracks are really good as well but femme fatale being the first holds a special spot in my heart. and i'm so thrilled reol worked on it because it means we got to have her as a guest star at one of the lives and she was!! amazing!!!
3) enishi
godddddd enishi. where do i even start with enishi. there is just a POWER to the vocals of this track that i am absolutely obsessed with. it's tough to choose a favorite track on cross a line because i love them all so much but enishi is honestly up there. the first time i heard it i was like the cat discovering the red part is the good part of the watermelon. O_O eyes activate
(prior to enishi release this spot would have belonged to osaka dreamin' night, also such a fun bop that i am eternally grateful to for introducing me to creepy nuts)
4) I CANNOT POSSIBLY CHOOSE A BAT SONG. ALL OF THEM.
listen! listen!! literally every bat group song has been a hit they do not miss. bad ass temple funky sounds. kaigen. rip. awesome fucking party <- this has a different title in translation but i cannot ever remember it and always end up calling it something like this lol (it is apparently "hella awesome banquet" i had to look this up)
i guess. I GUESS. if i had to pick one. kaigen and rip would be slightly above the others because the live version of them are just so electric. the performances of the others have been really good as well! but kaigen and rip are special. and between the two of them... um... this is Difficult
i'm going with kaigen. but really. they are all amazing. hayama (kuko cv) just has the best stage energy ever
5) ok... so i'm giving it to rivals... BUT
man eliminating all members of bb/mtc truly cuts out so many tracks lol they are all over the place. off the block party album i would probably say my favorite (excluding the ichisama solos) is get busy (but alas jiro is in that) followed by shiro to kuro (but alas jyuto is in that)
SO fifth place goes to third place off the album.. rivals! it really is just such a fun song like you can't go wrong with a track where a line of the lyrics is literally "🥺🥺🥺🥺"
ON THE OTHER HAND I AM REALLY PARTIAL TO ONCE UPON A TIME IN SHIBUYA OR YOYOYOYO AS WE LIKE TO CALL IT and also torima get on the floor... and kizuato... and shibuya ghost night... and pink love... you guys know i was once an fp stan right lol
tl;dr IT'S TOO HARD I LITERALLY LOVE THEM ALL
#ask games#THERE IS GENUINELY NOT A SINGLE HYPMIC TRACK I DO NOT LIKE#(off the cds)#EVEN THE BAD ONES. I LOVE THEM. ALL OF THEM.#girl help i answered this ask instead of finishing my smic daily lol#i need to get off tumblr#but definitely stella in first femme fatale in second#the rest is where it gets blurry lmao
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
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manga shops are all like yeah weve got manga. volumes 2,5, and 4 copies of 9
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i refuse to defend my favorite characters. They did that horrible thing bc they suck really bad
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
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stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"
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I’m just a sucker for slice-of-life, coming-of-age stories
Give me more light but meaningful anime like Tsuritama, Sarazanmai, Barakamon, Uchouten Kazoku
#THESE ARE ALL SO GOOD#but i would not necessarily call sarazanmai and uchouten kazoku light......#meaningful certainly#bright color palettes for sure#but light is. not quite how i would describe them lol#amazing taste op and prev
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#how does this not have the you are a lawyer and he is a hamster part#well anyway#spiritually we all know it's there#so#hitoya + jyushi
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reblog if you enjoy napping, being cozy, being conked out, snoozing, wrapping up in blankets, sipping a hot drink, catching some z's, hugging a plushie, or otherwise relaxing and resting
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which is definitely not an omen
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love that the more like this section on any post i tag samatokitty looks like this. because yes exactly. this is my vision
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Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible
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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL
No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕
*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.
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