#this has so much shit and cut chats lmao
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hi pookie can I get an mcyt with reader that bakes?? Like they'll just come in on stream and give mcyts a fucking platter of baked goods lol
-🎀 anon
oooo yes omg!! thank you 🎀 anon! <3 got the whole gang in here for this one LOL
MCYT ; "in my baker era"
includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo, badlinu, nihachu, quackity, foolish gamers, slimecicle, karl jacobs, & cellbit
warnings ; language, mentions of drugs
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TOMMYINNIT
"Hi y/n- oh, thank you, darling!'
literally has the widest smile on his face
shows off the goods to the stream
"do these have any drugs in them? me n charlie are trying to sell drugs, y/n. we need more stock"
you hear charlie screaming through tommys headphones, "we need the grain, y/n! we need THE GRAIN"
bro is munching away on those cookies holy shit
he feeds chat as well dw
TUBBO
"Oh, hi y/n/n. wh- ohmygosh, thank you!"
smiles and gives you a little hug before showing off the goodies to stream & his friends
"look what y/n made me! I can't wait to try these" He smiles looking back at you
"new recipe, tell me if you like them"
"will do!"
he gives you a thumbs up as he shoves his mouth full of the cupcakes
safe to say he's a fan of the birthday cake flavored cupcakes
RANBOO
"Hey babe! Oh, thank you!"
does a whole 360 of the plate for chat 💀💀💀💀
"Oh my God, these are so fucking good"
"guys, y/ns in their baking era. can you write an album about that? please become Taylor swift for us"
"BAHHAHAHAH"
literally takes a picture as per usual and posts it to Twitter LMAO
he gets some fans to send you recipes you should try for a serious baking stream LMAO
BADLINU
"Hey love- oh, hi!"
all smiles and shit, he swears you have a sixth sense to know when people are hungry
"guys, y/n made me some bisexuality cake!" He giggles, showing off the tri-colored cake on the plate
he was making a video with harry, tubbo & tommy so everyone had their facecams on
it was like a three tier cake you made and cut out a slice for him
the inside was just the bi flag and the outside was plain white with some fun icing piper testing
he tries it and it's SO MOIST AND SOFT IT IS PERFECT.
there's just 5 raw minutes of him telling you how amazing this fucking cake is LMAO
QUACKITY
"Hey, I'm streaming ba- ohmyfuckinggodthankyou!!"
does a 360 of the plate for the camera
"Holy shit these look so fucking good, thank you so much, y/n"
he's literally just streaming on the qsmp with roeir and fit and he like games and eats the damn cookies at the same time LMFAO
"Dude I feel like I'm high, these are so good, what's in this shit?"
"cocaine"
"WHAT!? DID YOU JUST DRUG ME? GUYS, MY PARTNER DRUGGED ME, HELP"
you're just playing into the bit dw
best red velvet cookies he's ever eaten
CELLBIT
"Hey darling, what's up?"
you hand him the little strawberry shortcake and he just looks at you like 😍😍
turns to his stream and shoves the plate up to the camera all happy like "Oh my God look what they made for me!"
he eats the entirety of it on stream and asks you a bunch of questions
like how you made it, where you found the recipe, etc
he shares it with you too 💔🫶
NIHACHU
"Hi honey! Ooo, what's this called?"
"Chocolate mousse. it's a little thick because it's my first time making it but let me know if it's good"
she holds that little glass like it's her child
she tries it with a tiny spoon you gave her and she's like "oh my God this is amazing, y/n/n"
shows it off to the friends she's streaming with too
"send them more recipes guys, I wanna be spoiled with sweets!"
"thank you nikis viewers!! love you all"
FOOLISH GAMERS
when I tell you this man's face LIGHTS UP.
"you made me fudge? oh my God! I love you"
literally spends the next 15 minutes talking to you and gobbling the fudge down
"since when do you make fudge??"
"since I wanted to try" you shrug
"you should totally make some more... when you're not busy and if you want to!"
"Thank you y/n! everyone say thank you!"
KARL JACOBS
"Hi babe! Oh my God, thank you!!"
literally jumping around
you made him a chocolate cake, and the icing was multicolored and you made sure to make it like karl themed basically
it was so cute omg
"guys!! look what they made me, I love my partner so fucking much!"
gives you multiple kisses before he gulps it down lmaooo
SLIMECICLE
"Oh, hi y/n! thank you so much"
does a 360 for stream
"when did you find time to make this? I thought you were at work????"
"special treat" you shrug
you watch him run across the qsmp and go to ems bakery to sit inside and eat it 😭
he keeps you on stream for a while cause chat loves you n stuff 🫶🫶
#lowkeyrobin#mcyt preferences#mcyt x reader#mcyt oneshot#tommyinnit x reader#quackity x reader#ranboo x reader#badlinu x reader#tubbo x reader#nihachu x reader#cellbit x reader#foolish gamers x reader#karl jacobs x reader#gn reader#gender neutral reader#charlie slimecicle x reader#slimecicle x reader#niki nihachu x reader#freddie badlinu x reader
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haiiiii
i was wonder if you could do a skz reaction when they tell their other members that you and him have sex?
like Han being so confused on how you and Changbin have seen each other naked.
(sorry if this is weird or not explained enough haha)
Heyyyyyy thank you for your request! Also, no need to apologized! I understood what you meant :) I also don't think it's weird. I wasn't sure if they had an established relationship or were just FWB type situation, so I made it FWB. I hope that's okay? I didn't necessarily mention this though, so you could also imagine you and skz are already dating? Up to you! Anyways, ily and thank you again! 🫶🫶🫶 Also !!! feel free to lmk if you meant something else!
GN! Reader X SKZ.
(Didn't specify a gender or body parts. I mentioned reader having a chest they didn't want to expose- honeys, everyone has a chest.)
MDNI. MDNI. MDNI. MDNI. MDNI. MDNI!!!!!!!
Warnings: Smut(?), Suggestive if not smutty, swearing, nude mention, implied sexting, alcohol/ drinking mentions, hickey (giving/ receiving.), maybe implied aftercare???, some of the members are unrealistically bold. lmao.
Note: probably the longest reactions I've written so far lolololol. I hope y'all enjoy! Ofc another one for the road, MDNI!!!!! And also I would love feedback 🫶🥹 No pressure, and if no one told y'all today, ilyyyyyyy :) Take care. I also used your example for Changbin's hehe.
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Chan
The sounds of your loud moans spilled out into the rest of the dorm. You were only being loud because you and Chan both thought the dorms were empty.
That was until Felix came back early to retrieve something he had forgotten. When you screamed— from the pleasure, he stood there, wondering which of the other members were with you. That was when he heard Chan’s voice.
Later, Felix saw you and Chan talking casually and acting as if you two didn’t just have sex in the dorm.
“So, I came back earlier.” Felix spoke up, catching both of your attentions. Chan glanced from you to Felix. “Yeah?”
“I heard you two.” Felix continued. You felt your cheeks heat up, knowing what he was talking about. Chan tried to think of something to say, but couldn’t.
“We’ve been… you know… having sex. No big deal.” Chan explained, his cheeks red from confessing that. Felix scrunched his face, cringing.
“I know that now! I’m just bringing it up because why did you choose the dorm? Did you think we’d be gone for that long?” Felix started to ask questions but then walked away, deciding he didn’t want to know this much information regarding you and Chan.
Lee Know
Minho was in the bathroom— somewhere he could really find privacy. He had his phone angled and snapped a photo of his erection, having gotten hard from sexting with you.
He sent the picture and waited for a response when suddenly, his heart dropped, reading the contact name.
“Shit!” Minho cursed, immediately texting Jeongin to not open the chat. It was too late, and Jeongin found him in the bathroom, knocking on the locked door.
“Who was this meant for?!” Jeongin asked. Shock was evident in his tone and Minho felt his heart racing from the panic this caused.
“Uh—“ Minho was cut off by another knock.
“Get out so I can bleach my eyes!” Jeongin groaned. Minho rolled his eyes, pulling up his pants. When he opened the door, he was met with Jeongin, who held his phone opened on the chat.
“Don’t ever send me anything like this again! Double check the contact names next time—“
“It’s for y/n anyway.” Minho mumbled, walking quickly to his room. Jeongin watched, “what? Don’t send y/n that either—“
“We’ve already slept together.” Minho scoffed, still embarrassed. “And you need to forget what you saw.”
Jeongin started to turn red in embarrassment now, hesitantly entering the bathroom.
Changbin
You, Changbin, and Jisung were playing a game together to pass time until the others got back.
“Why is it so hot in here?” You briefly paused the game, taking off your hoodie as a piece of your shirt rode up with it. You felt your shirt leave your skin and quickly pulled down your shirt before it exposed your chest.
“Sorry, didn’t mean to almost flash you both!” You apologized, setting your hoodie down. Changbin chuckled, smirking.
“Nothing I haven’t already seen.” Changbin commented, not thinking first. You pinched the bridge of your nose and avoided Jisung’s confused expression.
“Excuse me?” Jisung asked, though he wasn’t sure he wanted to know this bit of information.
After a moment of silence of exchanged glances between you and Changbin, Jisung spoke up again. “Because that’s not typical flirting.”
“We’ve been… you know.” You confessed. Jisung was still in a state of confusion but slowly came to the realization.
“I know you’ve heard us before because someone, gets pretty loud.” Changbin teased you through the awkwardness of such a confession.
You reached over the small table and nudged his shoulder, almost knocking the pieces of the game over. “Seriously?!”
Jisung didn’t say anything and stood up, leaving the room.
Hyunjin
You put on one of Hyunjin’s robes to cover your naked body as you were preparing to go to the dorms kitchen to get water for you and Hyunjin.
Hyunjin put on a robe as well but only to walk to the bathroom. “Remember, the others are asleep so please tip toe if you have to. I really don’t want to hear anything from them right now.”
You grinned at Hyunjin, giving him a thumbs up, still glowing from the orgasm you’d just experienced.
You left his room and shut the door as quietly as you could before turning and immediately jumping out of your skin. When you saw Seungmin giving you an amused but confused look, your first instinct was to attempt to cover yourself, forgetting you were wearing Hyunjin’s robe.
“I knew it.” Seungmin smugly chuckled, shaking his head. You just stood there, debating on getting Hyunjin or explaining to Seungmin to not say a word.
“The others owe me money now.” Seungmin turned, seemingly headed for the kitchen also. You were about to head back into Hyunjin’s room but found yourself confused at his statement.
“Wait you made on a bet on whether or not we were having—“
Hyunjin heard your voice and entered the hallway with you. “Woah! What’s going on?” Hyunjin cut you off, not understanding the situation.
He saw Seungmin, who shrugged.
“Your group made a bet on whether or not we were having sex.” You whispered. Hyunjin widened his eyes, his face turning a deep shade of red as Seungmin held back a laugh, entering the kitchen.
Han
“Alright! Water only for the rest of the night.” Changbin handed a clearly drunk Jisung a cup of water. Jisung accepted it, taking a sip as he tried to wash the taste of the alcohol down.
“Fuck, I’m going to regret this in the morning…” Jisung groaned, already feeling the migraine coming on. The room spun and his words were slurred.
They were at an after party and the other members had gone off to enjoy what else the party had to offer. Changbin stayed near Jisung,
“Hell yeah, you’re gonna regret this.” Changbin laughed. “Better enjoy it while you can.”
Jisung rubbed his eyes, drinking more of the water. “Where’s y/n?”
Changbin tilted his head, shrugging. “Probably home or with friends. Why?”
Jisung felt his pockets for his phone, forgetting he left it in the car to charge. “Do you think y/n will still want to have sex tonight?”
Jisung wasn’t sober enough to realize what he just asked Changbin, who was taken aback. He looked around the room and then moved closer to Jisung.
“Not if you’re drunk.” Changbin spoke slowly. Jisung frowned, “tomorrow then.”
“Um…”
Changbin had gotten a bit more information than he needed to know. Jisung’s eyes bulged, immediately shaking his head.
“Ah! I shouldn’t have said that! Please forget this in the morning!” Jisung immediately tried to make up for telling him your private business together.
But Changbin was sober enough to forget.
Felix
Felix smiled as he thought back to your encounter last night. The sounds you made, how you felt, tasted, everything.
He was too satisfied the next day to realize the others were giving him strange looks. That was until Chan pulled him aside with a concerned look.
“Did you burn yourself?” Chan asked, glancing down at his neck. Felix was confused now, wondering what he meant.
“No? Do I have a burn?” Felix asked, gently feeling around his neck. His fingers touched one of the hickeys you left on his neck, the lingering soreness reminding him of how good you kissed, sucked, and nibbled on his neck.
He fought back a smirk, reminding himself of Chan’s concern.
“Oh— yeah. I was trying to straighten my hair.” Felix lied, obviously. He wasn’t going to tell him the truth. Chan seemed to buy it, sighing.
“Please ask me for help. I don’t think the makeup artists will like having to use the makeup to cover up the burn.” Chan chuckled, patting Felix’ shoulder.
“Yeah. Sorry.” Felix smiled, nodding. They glanced towards the front door, hearing a knock. Chan went to answer it as Felix watched to see if it were you or someone else.
You entered the dorms and almost immediately, Felix— and Chan noticed the hickeys that littered your neck.
Felix felt his stomach drop as Chan had a look of realization, glancing at Felix with a knowing glare.
“So you both burned yourselves on the same iron?” Chan crossed his arms. Felix sighed and you noticed the hickey on Felix’ neck before moving your hand to try and hide yours with the collar of your hoodie.
“Fine… We, uh, did it last night.” Felix spoke quietly and tried to be discreet, not wanting to say ‘sex’.
“Just say sex.” You sighed, moving to stand beside Felix. Chan raised his eyebrows at your boldness.
“Wait—“
You then dragged Felix into the bathroom and worked on covering the hickeys with makeup before the others saw.
Seungmin
Every time you were hanging around the guys or even mentioned, Seungmin would get shy and nervous, displaying signs that one would when having a crush on someone.
Other times when you were around, he’d be more open and mainly focused on you and anything you said or did, regardless of who was speaking.
Because of this, the other members caught on and began to tease him of his ‘little’ crush.
Seungmin knew this wasn’t the case. You knew that wasn’t the case.
Yeah, he was attracted to you. But it was more than just a crush and it began to annoy Seungmin with their relentless teasing.
“I just wish they’d, I don’t know, stop.” Seungmin vented to you. You took his hand in yours, hatching a plan.
“I have an idea, but only if you’re up for it.”
“At this point? Anything.” Seungmin’s eyes lit up. You nervously chuckled, “we tell them.”
Seungmin’s hopeful smile dropped, “and get teased more?”
“They tease you because they think you have a crush on me. Would they still tease you for having sex with me?” You asked, thinking the plan through with him. Seungmin groaned.
Hyunjin walked in, instantly smiling. “Aw, found the lovebirds.”
You looked at Seungmin, not wanting to go through with the plan without his consent. Seungmin stood up and pulled you up with him.
“Don’t come in my room for the next hour.”
“Hour?” You whispered, widening your eyes. Hyunjin was taken aback, realizing what Seungmin meant by this.
“If you hear anything, don’t interrupt.” Seungmin looked back at Hyunjin, matching his smile from before this info bomb was dropped on him.
Hyunjin didn’t know what to do or say, surprised to say the least.
I.N
“Are you sure it didn’t hurt?” Jeongin asked, knowing it was your first time having sex. You smiled at how attentive and caring he was being even after you’ve reassured him multiple times.
“Jeongin,” you kept your tone soft. “I’m sure it didn’t hurt.”
Jeongin smiled in relief, “do you want to do it again?” He asked, meeting your eyes. You chuckled, “now?”
“No, later or some other time.” Jeongin clarified. Despite how worried he was about hurting you accidentally, he enjoyed it and being with you and he knows you did too.
“Sure. Yes.” You smiled. Jeongin felt more relief hearing that you wanted to have sex again.
You both turned to see Minho in the doorway after he had knocked on the door.
“You both are gross.” Minho joked, although he wished he hadn’t heard your conversation. Jeongin blinked, pointing towards the door.
“Out!” You couldn’t help but giggle at the situation. Minho even let out a small laugh.
“You’re… you’re just jealous because we were doing it.” Jeongin emphasized the word ‘it’, feeling too awkward in that moment to say ‘sex’.
“I don’t care that you’re having sex with each other, just make sure to use protection,” Minho took a step out of the room and put his hand on the door knob.
“And lock the door, lower the noise, and wait until no one is in the dorms.” Minho grinned. You could tell it was forced because Minho’s grin dropped a second later as he shut the door.
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Note 2: Seungmin in his villain era in Hyunjin's lololol & also, hickeys don't look like burns, I know this but a hot iron burn is a common excuse people use when someone else sees them. Also, I know I wrote these but some of the members need to mind their own *inhale* MOTHER FUCKING *exhale* business.
Note 3: I'm joking lmaoooooo. I need to sleep. Goodnight lovelies.
#stray kids smut#skz smut#stray kids x reader#skz x reader#skz imagines#stray kids reactions#stray kids scenarios#stray kids imagines#skz scenarios#skz reactions#stray kids au#stray kids imagine
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Can I request pls where JJ is raging, his friends try to calm him down but having no such luck. They don’t know that he has a girlfriend, you come by John B’s chateau to see his tantrum he is having in-front of his friends. Immediately you walk up, hugging him, everyone is confused and asking questions after you calmed the JJ maybank down. After the reader treats him with sex.. because he calmed down. Thank you so much, your writing is amazing!! ❤️❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉 would love to chat and support you x
SAFE HAVEN — j.m
pairing jj maybank x gf!reader
summary jj has an outburst at the chateau after a long and trying day, and you, his secret girlfriend, come to quell his rage.
warnings 18+, mentions of abuse (fuck luke maybank fr), mentions of bruises, violence, jj smashing beer bottles with a baseball bat, kicking his dirt bike, getting into a fight with john b (even though i wrote this i still feel bad for jb cus he was just trying to help LMAO), unprotected sex (wrap it before you tap it, don't be like every single fic i write💀)
author's note thank you for the love, babe! i hope this lives up to your expectations 🤍
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from the moment jj had reached the chateau, the pogues knew something was wrong. he practically threw his bag onto the floor when he walked in, slammed both doors (once upon entry, the other when he made his way into the backyard), and instead of ranting about his day, all he did was grumble things incoherently to himself — angrily so.
it wasn't long before the group heard the loud crashes of glass shattering onto the ground. they walked outside to find jj taking an old baseball bat to the copious empty beer bottles littered all over the outside of the chateau. with each swing of the bat, the group flinched as they tried to avoid getting cut by the glass.
"jj! stop! what the hell is going on?!" pope yelled over the loud crashing noises. but it was no use. jj was far past angry, his actions being enough to show for it.
then, jj moved on to kicking at his dirt bike. the bike fell onto the ground with a loud clatter, but jj's efforts didn't falter. "f-fucking. piece of shit. bike." he yelled, the words being punctuated with each punt of his foot. he kicked and kicked at it with enough force that it could end up injuring him.
"someone should go and stop him before he gets hurt. he's gonna break his ankle or something," said kiara, a look of panic on her face as she all but watched steam coming out of jj's ears. "something's seriously wrong, i've never seen him like this."
"i have, but it's only ever been because of..."
pope and kiara looked over at john b as he trailed off and took note of the panicked look washing over his features.
"because of what?" kie asked.
john b sighed, "any time he gets like this, it's because of luke."
"oh shit," pope replied, his eyes going back to jj as he grunted violently. "we gotta talk to him."
"i got it," john b said, his hand squeezing pope's shoulder firmly in reassurance before he began to make his way toward the furious blonde.
once he reached his best friend, he called out his name numerous times. "jj! jj! hey! calm down," he said, his hands finding jj's body as jj calmed down slightly. jj's chest heaved as he slowly came to a stop, a hand coming up to move some hair from his eyes. "j, talk to me," john b pleaded.
"get off me, man," jj gruffed, shrugging john b's hands off of him.
"what is it? is it your dad? is that it? is it luke?"
with that, jj snapped. he spun around, grasping the collar of john b's shirt and using it to slam him against one of the trees around them. "don't fucking talk about things you don't know, jb," he gritted through his teeth.
"so this is what you're doing now? you're turning to violence just like him? dude, you're better —"
before john b had the chance to finish what he was saying — which was that he knew jj was better than that — jj's strong fist collided with his face. blood began to trail down john b's lips from his nose, but this didn't stop jj from trying to cave john b's face in.
all jj could hear was white noise as he took his anger out on his best friend. he failed to register pope and kiara calling after him, trying to get him to stop. he didn't feel their hands wrapping around him in a desperate attempt to yank him off of john b, or john b trying to push him off. he was locked in a fit of rage.
until he heard your voice, that was.
"jj? what the hell is going on?"
his breath hitched, and he looked over his shoulder to find you looking at him with a concerned look on your face. he released john b and finally got off of him. his eyes found yours and he dropped to his knees. it wasn't long before body-racking sobs jerked through his body. tears were streaming down his face as he just sat there, exhausted from all the energy he exerted during his outburst. his hands came up to drag over his face upwards and into his hair. he tugged on the strands as he let his emotions take over.
"hey, hey, hey," you cooed, your legs moving quickly over to him as you crouched down in front of him. you cupped his face, your thumbs wiping over his cheeks softly to remove the tear stains. "talk to me, baby. what's wrong?"
"i—" he stuttered, his whimpering making it difficult for him to breathe. his throat was raw from the screaming and grunted, and it was bordering on painful. "i— i just—"
"it's okay," you assured him, stroking his hair. "come here."
you wrapped your arms around him, pulling him in for a much-needed hug. jj buried his face into your neck, and you could feel the tears staining the collar of your shirt as he let himself drown in his pent-up frustration. you rubbed his back in comfort, "it's okay, my love. let it out."
the group of pogues watched the two of you in utter shock and confusion.
"who is that?" pope questioned.
kiara looked back over at you, "is that — isn't that y/n? sarah's friend? are they, like, together?"
"hey, guys?" john b piped in, "i'm still undergoing massive blood loss over here."
"oh, right," pope said as he and kiara crouched back down to inspect john b's caved-in face and allowed you and jj to have your moment.
jj was still crying, his body jerking as he clutched onto you. you held him tighter, "that's it, baby. i'm right here. i'm not going anywhere. just let it all go."
once jj calmed down, the group approached you both gingerly. you turned your head to look at them, giving them an uneasy smile.
"oh, uh, hey guys. i'm y/n," you formally introduced yourself. "i'm...jj's—"
"she's my girlfriend," jj interjected. "we've been dating for a few months now."
the three pogues looked gobsmacked but mostly confused as they gawked at the two of you. to be honest, even in jj's emotional state, the looks on their faces were priceless. he almost wanted to whip his phone out and take a picture.
"wait. you're telling me jj is dating a kook? am i hallucinating?" kiara questioned.
"haha. very funny," jj spoke sarcastically.
"how did this even happen?" asked john b, his hand holding his sore face. "i mean, let's be real. this guy? with a girlfriend? i don't see it."
"you're literally looking at it right now, dude," jj frowned. "but, uh, i'm sorry, man. i shouldn't have hit you. i wasn't thinking," he said, making his way over to his best friend and patting his shoulder. "got you pretty good, though, didn't i?"
"that's because i wasn't trying," john b smirked. "but seriously, i'm glad you're okay. and you obviously have good taste in women. y/n seems pretty special."
jj smiled, looking back over to you as he blushed, "yeah. she is."
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after some time, kiara, john b and pope had all left and headed to pope's house so they could tend to john b's cuts and bruises, as well as to give you two some time alone.
you and jj eventually made your way to his guest room in the chateau, and you were now lying together. his head rested on your chest as you toyed with his locks and rubbed your palms over his clothed skin calmly.
"thank you for coming to find me," jj whispered.
"hey," you spoke, guiding his head gently to make him look up at you. "i will always come and find you."
he gave you the biggest smile he could manage — which wasn't large by any means — but you could tell from the look in his eyes how much your words meant to him. how much you meant to him.
"do you wanna talk about it?" you asked. the last thing you wanted to do was pressure him, but you also wanted to make sure that he knew he could tell you anything without the fear of being judged. "you don't have to, but you can if you need to."
jj took a deep breath, shuffling his body upward to level your gaze. "i'm just tired of luke pushing me around. i just, i wish he could just love me. be a normal parent that cares, y'know?"
you gave him a look of understanding with a nod, turning onto your side to face him. "i'm sorry i can't help you more than this. you deserve so much more than this, j. i wish i could give it to you."
"you've already given me everything i need," he said, grabbing onto your hand and pressing a kiss to your knuckles. "i love you."
you couldn't help but break out into a smile, "i love you too." your hand found the back of his neck as you pulled his lips against yours.
the two of you kissed sweetly, jj's hand threading through your hair as he tugged you closer. the kiss deepened, creating the opportunity for something more, and soon, you found yourself absentmindedly crawling onto his lap as he perched himself against the headboard. before things could go any further, you pulled away, "wait."
"what's wrong?" jj asked, smoothing your hair away from your face.
you sighed, "you've been through a lot today, and i don't want to take advantage of that. i just want to make sure you're okay."
"i'm fine, princess," he said. he noticed the suspicious look on your face, and he chuckled softly. "i promise."
when you still weren't convinced, jj pulled you in for another kiss. a much softer one than before, gentle enough to let you know he was good without having to use his words. pulling away, he spoke once more with a tender plead.
"make love to me, baby," he whispered, "please."
you smiled bashfully. how could you say no to that? you couldn't.
"c'mere, handsome." you grabbed his face into your hands once more, pulling him into a passionate kiss. every brush of your lips against his was a silent i love you. a hushed reminder that every part of him was cherished by you, perfect or imperfect.
either way, though, to you, he was flawless. and you were going to take the time to make him believe that.
as the kisses escalated, your hands slid down the t-shirt that lay atop his chest and torso. the tips of your fingers felt the clothed dips of his abs as they made their way down to the hem. you tugged gently at it, waiting for his permission to take it off. jj pulled away, nodding quietly as he sat up from his place against the headboard. he shrugged the shirt off and shied away from your gaze. before you could ask him what was bothering him, your eyes landed on the purple-toned bruises scattered over his bare frame.
you looked back up at him, noticing the look washing over his features. you could see that he was ashamed, could tell he wanted to hide. it wasn't fair. he shouldn't have to feel the way luke made him feel, as if he was broken and unlovable. not when he deserved every ounce of love that existed on earth and more.
you trailed your fingers over the contusions that painted his torso with a feather-light touch, careful not to cause him any more pain, as you planted another gentle and quick kiss on his lips. pulling away, you started to scoot backwards as you trailed your light kisses down his neck, his collarbone and chest. when you reached the splotches on his skin, you kissed each of them, letting jj know that there was no reason to be embarrassed. your main goal was to shower him in the affection he craved so deeply.
when you were finished, his fingers threaded through your locks once more, and he brought your face to his so he could kiss you in thanks. you rid yourself of your shirt and your bra. jj's hands found purchase at your breasts, kneading them and watching your nipples harden. he ducked his head, bringing one of your perked-up nipples into his mouth. he sucked at it while his fingers recreated the same motion with his fingers on your other breast. you instantly arched into his touch, the feeling of his warm hands on you making you shiver. his teeth nibbled lightly on your nipple before he moved on to the other one, doing the same. you rolled your hips against the bulge confined in his shorts, pleading for more without using your words. jj got the message loud and clear.
"you want me to take these off?" jj asked, motioning toward his shorts. you nodded and moved off of his lap so you could help him remove the remaining articles of his clothing. he undid the button and zipper of his shorts, pulling them down with his boxers before tossing them aside. his cock sprang free, and he watched as your eyes landed on it.
"can i suck your cock, baby?" you asked, your doe eyes peering up at him as you waited for him to grant you permission.
"please, baby."
your hand circled him, and you spat onto his length, letting your tongue circle his tip to lube it up. your spit glided down his length, and you brought him into your velvety mouth, letting your warmth surround the place he yearned for you most.
jj watched as you brought his cock all the way to the back of your throat, and he practically drooled at the sight. you bobbed your head around him, each stroke of your lips squeezing him tighter and tighter.
"shit, baby. just like that. take me all the way," he groaned as you deep-throated him again. your tongue slithered against his shaft continuously, pulling the noises that you loved so much to fall from jj's lips. each lap and suck drew the stress he'd been feeling right out of his cock, and he could feel himself sinking further into the mattress below him.
your actions didn't waver as he started to lose control of his movements. his hips sputtered upwards as he writhed around on the bed, letting incoherent mumblings tumble out of his mouth.
"oh, fuck, pretty girl. shit. please don't stop, please," he pleaded, his hands grasping the sheets around him tightly and causing his knuckles to go white. "s-shit. don't stop."
you obeyed his pleading command, sucking and lapping at him with a suction-like grip. you let his cock nudge the back of your throat once more, and when he felt your throat squeeze around him, he erupted inside of you. his cum shot out and down your throat, and you swallowed around him. this had him seeing stars as he let his entire body drown in his release.
"fuck," he gasped, trying to get a hold of his bearings. "you trying to kill me, baby? shit," he spoke through his panting.
"just want to make you feel better, j," you said.
"i do. get over here," he said, yanking you up to straddle his lap again. you walked over to him on your knees, hovering right above his cock. jj braced one hand on your hip, and the other gripped his cock as he jerked it a few times, getting himself ready for you. "you good to go?"
"yeah," you exhaled, your hands finding their place on his shoulders. you felt his tip nudge your entrance, and you allowed yourself to sink down onto it. you and jj both let out simultaneous gasps once he was buried inside of you balls-deep.
you started to roll your hips, feeling his cock massaging your walls. it was like scratching a long-awaited itch as you felt him fill you up over and over. jj's hands found your hips, guiding your movements. his own hips matched each of your movements, and with every thrust, you both could hear the erotic noise of your jj pounding into your arousal. you were so wet, you were dripping, shamefully so, as you both quickened your movements.
"fuck, j. you feel so fucking good, love your cock so much," you whined, feeling him stroking against your g-spot. you noticed that compared to your normal endeavours, jj's actions were pretty tame. you wanted to make sure he got whatever he needed out of this, so your hands slid up to the sides of his neck, your thumbs stroking along his jawline. his eyes found yours.
"do me a favour, j?"
"anything, baby. anything," he breathed, keeping his gaze on you to ensure you knew that he was sincere.
“let it go. give all your pain to me. let me have it. i’ve got you, i promise,” you begged. it was a genuine promise, you knew that, and you hoped he did too.
jj began to pound up into you, his movements transitioning from slightly rough to borderline merciless. you squealed each time you felt the tip of him rut against your cervix.
"i love you, princess. fuck, love you so much," he grunted, his fingers squeezing your hips with so much force that you were sure he'd leave behind bruises. you couldn't bring yourself to care, though. you wanted him to let go and use you in whatever way he needed.
"i'm close, baby. right there, please," you begged, leaning your forehead against his as you felt your peak growing closer and closer. each bounce of your body against his caused your clit to rub against his pelvis, and it only spurred you on further.
"yeah? like that, pretty girl?" he questioned, keeping his pace up while he brought one hand to cup your face.
"mhm," you hummed, biting your lip as the pleasure took over your features. you connected your lips with his, kissing him intensely as you both started to climax. with each kiss, you swallowed each other's moans as your tongues collided passionately. the heat spread like a wildfire throughout the entirety of both your bodies, unable to be put out easily as neither of your actions faltered. not until you were finished riding out your highs.
once you caught your breath, you opened your eyes to look at your boyfriend, "how you feeling, baby? better?"
he smiled, pulling you in for another soft kiss. "much, baby. thank you. not just for this but for everything. i'm so goddamn lucky to have you."
you stroked his hair with a hazy grin, smoothing it away from his damp forehead so you could press a kiss on it.
"i'm the lucky one."
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The Spreadsheet Digest - Vol 17
Hello darlings!
It was another big week - 24 fics! I should really start sleeping at night instead of reading until 3 am.... oh well. Enjoy the fruits of my sleep disorder!
You can find the Spreadsheet in all it's organizational glory here and all of my previous recommendations here.
Recommendations below the pedro meme (created by @gasolinerainbowpuddles)
Ravish -a Joel series by @psychedelic-ink
I've read a few like... cam girl/chat service/sex work type AUs and I have to say this is one of my favorites. I really really love the little Dieter cameos. And a little birdie (the literal author) told me he may be making an appearance in a future installment??? I am so excited ugh. Joel is like... stunningly hot in this despite being the kind of guy that falls in love with a cam girl. Yummy yummy
Seven minutes in heaven (the bathroom) -a Frankie one shot by @tieronecrush
A fun twist on the bathroom quickie trope. Frankie is so filthy in this fic and it is fantastic. I really like the ending also. Made me giggle
A Savage Place - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles
SUB JOEL MY BELOVED!!! This is one of those more realistic sub joels where he's confused as fuck about liking it, but he really clearly needs someone to take control for a little while. I really fucking love this so much. (there's pegging in part 2 @ my pegging enthusiasts <3 ) Reader is hot as hell, also. GOD I love this.
Whistle in the Dark - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles
Romantic cucking <3 No but okay the like basic plot is that your husband is a piece of shit who cheats on you so you like forcibly cuck him with Joel and Joel has feelings and it's sooooo hot and so good and like... affirming? and sweet? And your husband deserves to have his dick cut off bc he does something real fucked up, but having to watch Joel Miller dick his wife down GOOD is a start.
He hurt me but it felt like true love - a Joel one shot by @iamasaddie
Mean sexy Joel is pissy cause he found your dildo and he's gonna make that your problem. It's so hot. Vaginal DP????? GOD DAMN. Someone said DP isn't depraved a while back (eyeroll). They should read this. This is beautifully depraved
Feral Woman - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles
This series has me feeling so many emotions. Watching FW/reader/Julia/Bug heal over time and learn to trust again is so fucking good. Susan is the light of my motherfuckin life I love that woman with all my heart. This series is GORGEOUS
Endless Night - a Joel series by @gasolinerainbowpuddles
yes i basically worked my way through Puddles' masterlist can you fucking blame me look at this shit. Anyway. EnNi reader/OC is, on the surface, the sunshine to Joel's grump. But the thing I love about her is that she's got this underlying darkness that adds so much depth to the grumpy x sunshine trope. I'm also eating up the borderline enemies to lovers dynamic going on here. Joel is such a dick lmao. I'm so excited for the rest of this fic.
All the good girls go to hell - an Ezra one shot by @psychedelic-ink
DUBCON with PRIEST EZRA yesssssss. The Haunted Hoedown is the gift that keeps on giving. This fic is so fucking HOT. Ezra as a priest seems so wrong and so right at the same time. This is excellent. I'd gladly go to hell for this man UNF.
Three's a crowd - a Marcus P/Javi P one shot by @agentmarcuspike
Marcus motherfuckin cute ass baby Pike watches Javier Peña fuck you. Yeah. Cucking Marcus Pike. That's what this is. Marcus is also characterized perfectly. Like this is so fucking cute actually. And it's really hot. obviously.
Begging for you to take my hand - a Joel series by @jupiter-soups
This fic is driving me up the wall in the best way. Joel is a big dumb idiot man who is like... not emotionally intelligent enough to realize he's in the wrong while trying to do what he perceives to be the "right thing." Here's what I commented verbatim on part 2 "Joel 'You Deserve Better Than Me' Miller back on his bullshit. I love this so much. Joel is so sad and so stupid i kinda wanna hit him." So if you're like me and you like to watch Joel be a sad little idiot who is also super hot.... this is the one
Refuge - a Joel series by @cool-iguana
GAH THIS IS SO GOOD!!! This fic really situates you in reader's head. Like you feel disoriented and frustrated and scared when she does and you feel like a powerful badass when she does and it's SO good. Basically in this one your husband joel shows up with some kid who is def not your kid in Jackson after you've been there for a hot minute and it's a big wtf moment. There's some other shit going on that I don't wanna spoil but like... this is so good. I know I keep saying that but GOT DAMN
Exposed - a Javi P one shot by @atticrissfinch
big fat dub con warning on this one. I so rarely see Javi written as a creep and I really fucking enjoyed it. I would like to humbly request more creep!professor!javi p
The Apprentice - a Dave York one shot by @pedropascalsx
This has like mafia!au vibes while not really being that, but what I mean by that is that the big bad murder daddy who you thought you'd be scared of saves you from murder father (ur dad). I really liked the characterization of Dave in this and the smut was HOT
Stockings - a Joel one shot by @atticrissfinch
Daddy kink daddy kink daddy kink. This is inspired by a photo that literally looks like denim shirt joel is helping you put your stockings on. This fic manages to be adorable and aggressively hot at the same time. I am in love.
Slumber - a Joel one shot by @cool-iguana
I love a good somno fic. also this is literally their 2nd fic they ever wrote and it's so good?! TALENT. There was a thing in this that caught me off guard bc I fully did not read the warnings, but I was not at all mad about it... HOT
Yearling - a Joel series by @justagalwhowrites
Holy motherfuckin shit balls dude. I'm noticing that I'm reading a lot of Reader-Who-Is-Extremely-Traumatized fics this week and I refuse to examine why that is but also they all have handled the heavy content very very well. Anyway. Reader is super duper good with horses and Joel is so soft and Ellie is so Ellie and I love all of this. I really love the way Kit builds the world in her fics. Like the opening chapter and then the way Bambi's back story is built up and the spaces that she exists in, they're all so vivid and good and real to me. I'm so fucking in love with the way Kit includes these details like reader singing and playing music, joel's coat, the light on in the house when Bambi is gone. It feels like nothing is there just to be there, like it's all important and it has a significant impact on the story and man... (also if you're worried about starting a longfic that's not finished, it updates like twice a fuckin week. Fast writer lol).
The Cabin in the Woods- a Dave York one shot by @xdaddysprincessxx
Getting kidnapped by Dave York and held in his cabin in the woods. Dark dark dark fic and so fucking well written. Love this <3
Isn't She a Doll? - a Dave York one shot by @proxima-writes
You are Dave's perfect little housewife and that is definitely the only thing going on here. Nothing out of the ordinary at all. (just read it)
Who do you call? - a Joel one shot by @chloeangelic
Your hot neighbor Joel helps you get rid of a spider! How sweet of him. Oh and then he rails you on the couch. I really love the way they have a whole conversation while they're fucking about how long it's been since they've fucked anyone. Chloe just has this wonderful way of infusing humor into really really hot fics that I adore
Does your mother know? - a Joel one shot by @cupofjoel
Another bathroom quickie for the rec list and god DAMN this one is hot. Close Family Friend!Joel (god I love putting this man in situations). There's something about being forced to stay quiet that just makes everything hotter.
Cellmate's Nephew!Joel - a Joel series by @toxicanonymity
JoJo is actually the love of my life. His tattoos, his voice, his dick print.... sigh. Can't wait to get out prison so this man can rail me on every available surface between the prison and Mabel's house.
The Man That I Love - a Joel series by @lumoverheaven
Joel is an idiot who doesn't know what he has until he almost loses it. The first part is heartwrenching and sad and I love it. The second part is wonderful and makes me tear up a lil
I said I didn't feel nothing, baby, but I lied - a Veracruz one shot by @iamasaddie
Veracruz is so hot. I swear that man could punch me in the face and I'd suck his dick for it (that is not healthy oops). This lovely little drabble is literally just you getting your ass spanked so raw you won't be able to sit for a week and it's HOT AS HELL
Creep - a Joel one shot by @theywhowriteandknowthings
Joel Miller is your super hot creepy neighbor and he manages to get you to fuck him and that is definitely the only thing going on here. nothing fishy at all. nope. totally normal reader fucks her creepy neighbor fic. (just fucking trust me and read it ok?)
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someone on twt asked for royal trio tennis playing styles so i will think out loud for several paragraphs under the cut:
PLAYSTYLE
GORO AKECHI. the son of masayoshi shido, one of the best players of all time, so he has big shoes to fill. however he didn't learn from shido himself and was instead passed around various intl academies before settling in at shujin tennis academy.
as a lefty he uses it to his advantage: his spin serve is killer and he's a menace with backhand slices and drop shots. he's not one to rush the net and only cleans up with volleys if his opponent is basically off the court already.
though not PATIENT by any means, he's very very consistent and i think he seeks to wear you down quickly at the beginning of the match: you get the feeling that "oh shit this guy's an absolute wall, i can't counter this, it's hopeless" so that he can rake in the games from there. i think you have to go into a match with REALLY high confidence otherwise he'll break you pretty fast
he also does passive aggressive mind games i.e. instead of passing u the ball to serve he hits em to the corner so u have to go fetch them. doing quick water breaks or none at all if he's winning so you're forced to rush. asking "are you sure?" on linecalls where it was DEFINITELY out just to make you second-guess yourself. he doesn't cheat, though, obviously,that's leagues beneath him, but he'll do little things to break your concentration in a match
so there's already a high bar to vault over if u even want a CHANCE at beating goro akechi, but if you get on his nerves somehow then you can crack him from there. someone like akira's unpredictability and flippantness on the court without much sense of planning probably gets under his skin really quick
AKIRA KURUSU. wildcard....... he played a lot of sports growing up, baseball, soccer, track, basketball, u name it basically, but picked up tennis at around age 13 and Somehow was extremely good at it, and immediately scouted and currently training at shujin tennis academy.
his athletic and naturally competitive nature means he's naturally really attuned to the nature of Competitive Sport: aka, if he's down, no big deal he'll just fight like hell to get back up. one of the things in tennis is that u can spiral real easily: losing a few points can turn into losing a few games then the match, however, that doesn't phase akira which is his biggest strength. he's really good at Wiping The Slate Clean and starting from scratch if he's down.
he's really good at swapping strategies: he can be the moonballer, he can be the 25-ball-rallier, he can be the serve-and-volley menace. etc. and he can do this on the fly without any reluctance.
the biggest thing apart from goro and sumi is that he's having FUN. he loves being on the court no matter what, the competition part is secondhand. meanwhile goro and sumi are really really wrapped up in their issues with tennis so the kinda Mind emptiness akira has puts him a step ahead (which they're envious of slash HOW DOES HE DO IT? slash working towards it)
SO YEAH hes highly adaptable and fluid in his game style. though, ofc, he tends towards Flashier stuff (which can easily surprise his opponents) so i'd say he's a big fan of cross-cross-down-the-line and such patterns. deep rallies then sudden drop shot and while ur scrambling he beats u to the net. stuff like that. second serve on the first serve. etc.
another thing is that his parents are pretty absent (different than the way goro is) i.e. they just dgaf about him entirely, no matter what he does, even if hes good at tennis. (while w goro at least shido would acknowledge him since shido is so far in the limelight). so i think this adds to his adaptability - he doesn't feel constrained the same way goro and sumi do, by their family relationships
akira's also one to chat up his opponent mid match LMAO he's not even trying to distract them or play them like that but he's just a friendly happy go lucky guy
in the end his thinking is "i hate to lose" so he just keeps playing and keeps winning. it's simple like that
SUMIRE YOSHIZAWA. younger sister of kasumi, she started rhythmic gymnastics w her at a baby age but even from a young age she could tell kasumi was going to outshine her. because of her own timidness holding her back, her own reverence of her sister, she could tell she'd never truly have the willpower/confidence/steadfastness to reach out and be Better than kasumi. because what she really wants is to imprint her name on the world - she doesn't want to be yknow. "kasumi and sumire" she wants to stand on her own, something she doesn't feel she can do if she keeps on with gymnastics.
SO SHE SWITCHES TRACKS TO TENNIS another independent sort of sport where you're also scrutinized in the limelight and etc. it'd be difficult to learn this late in the game (age 11ish maybe.) but she's steeled herself and shes determined and READY. it was a biiig decision for her but her parents+kasumi were basically like ok <3 yay<3 and she doesnt reveal how insecure she was about all of that and living in kasumi's shadow and etc. she only confides in akira abt this later down the line (and then goro)
her game is really like yknow textbook GOOD like all her shots are impeccable and perfect and really technically perfect. super impressive all around. i dont think she has any specific shots/plays that make her stand out, but her game speaks for itself already in how consistent she is and how steadfast she seems on the court (though inside she's lowk nervous)
i think her game might be "predictable" just because of how pristine and mechanically she learned it, but the thing is her form and aim is just so flawless that even if you do know whats coming next you cant counter it all the time
actually if anything i think she'd have a killer fast first serve. like CRAZY powerful
i think she's not naturally "good" at tennis the way akira and goro are so she works 10x as hard to remedy it. more than just the physical/technical component, getting her mental right is the hard and most important part. when she gets deep into a match sometimes her brain gets the better of her, so in longlong matches she oftentimes loses so that's the current thing she's working on.
PUBLICITY
as with pro tennis comes PUBLICITY and BRAND DEALS and INTERVIEWS and MODELING and ETC
goro dgaf about that but if he's more Famous then he'd be more shoved into shido's face so he goes along with sponsorships and interviews and magazine covers even tho he lowkey hates it.
He doesn't do the detective prince thing here bc he doesn't need to be. he's outwardly bitter and pissed off and snappy the way we know him
akira and sumi are his biggest fans tho always collecting his brand deals and magazines and stuff. they also help tutor him in english so he can do interviews better LMAOO though he's really eyeroll about it
akira and sumi both are good with the publicicty aspect as opposed to goro. sumi, striving to become an intl star, expects it and trains herself for it in spite of her social anxieties. akira, well, is akira and is totally made for the limelight
this causes some sort of internal distress? in goro. he can't quite place it but he feels strange standing alongside them..... something like that. like, of course he wants to take the tennis world by storm, but in the way that he can rub it in shidos face. not really this... aspect? he's not sure what to do with this.
OTHER NOTES
sumi and goro are both highly superstitious and have a solid routine that they ALWAYS adhere to. i.e. goro always practices vs the ball machine the night before. sumi always rewatches rio iwasaki's killer 2016 matchpoint before matches. sumi never wears tennis shoes anywhere other than the court. goro never drinks other gatorade colors besides yellow.
meanwhile u could call akira up 3 mins before and be like hey matchtime and he'd be like ok<3 yay<3
sumi and goro also both analyze their opponents before matches i.e. looking up their ranking and stats and extrapolating stuff frm there while akira is like "oh narukami? from uhhhh. gekkoukan? no. yasogami? ohhh haha thats fun i dont think i played him before :3"
to me at least sumi doesn't come off as naturally competitive the way akira and goro are, inherently: i think she wants to be GOOD, and maybe (in this au) she wants to be Better than kasumi, to gain recognition, to stand on her own two feet: etc. but maybe she doesnt have the inherent Means to get there so that's a lot of what she gains from being friends with akira and goro, to get insight into their mindsets
akira and goro are doubles partners (for better or for worse) (it works great some days and horribly the next. you never know) they dont Seriously compete in doubles though, theyre both singles players to the end.
akira and goro switch off being sumi's mixed doubles partners. she doesn't really play doubles at all i think
sumi is the one who watches pro tennis the most. goro and akira don't really keep up
they all go to shujin academy but kinda half-homeschooled bc as pro players they dont have time for full-time school. theyre also traveling a lot so yeah
goro ties his hair in a low ponytail on the court, sometimes pins his bangs back. akira's hair is too short to tie back, i imagine he pins it back or wears a headband a la rafael nadal
sumi wears a visor! and contacts. akira wears contacts too but sometimes he wears glasses when hes silly goofy
mishima is a sports reporter LMAOOO well theyre all highschool age here so he's a Wannabe sports reporter.
it's also common knowledge that goro is shido's son btw. and goro's mom is dead also. i think only akira and sumi know abt like. his hatred and resentment towards his dad tho
ALSO they all idolize rio iwasaki bc i said so. shes prob like the coolest tennis player of the decade and also woah shes from gekkoukan thats cRAZYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! hamuko is her wife too. tennis coach ham:3 or smth
i think akira's story is then catalyzed later down the line by an injury - that he can heal from, but it forces him to seriously look at tennis and say for certain "ok this is my dream and this is something i want to devote my life to" the way sumi and goro are already devoted to
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I just saw the movie, I have to agree with you in regards to the pacing. They tried to cram 5 seasons into a 100 minutes movie. A lot got cut out from the plot, and did find it disappointing the lack of Lucky charm. I feel that the Miraculous itself felt more magical in the movie; I give that to the production team, the lighting and textures of the movie were great. But great effects do not make up for a medium plot.
One thing that I did like is how the villains were literal criminals with no qualms for destroying the city and doing whatever they felt like it. The motivation behind Gabriel as to why he was causing chaos in the city with the akumas was nicely done in the movie. That when only when there is chaos the Miraculous of the Ladybug and Chat Noir will appear.
I had a conversation with a friend as we watched the movie over Discord, and I suggested that one could watch up to halfway into the movie, then watch the season 4 finale and the rest of season 5, if that person wanted a "quick introduction" to the series.
I mostly suggest that due to the "monster of the week episodic cycle" the show has at the start of it.
Not sure what others felt about the songs, but it kind of threw off the tone of the show for me, I know that MLB has some song episodes, but those are staged around a concert or are themed to be like that.
The whole Gabriel song gave me "Friends from the Other Side" vibes from the visual, but it was not catching at all.
Yeah, the movie was pretty and had great visuals, but plot-wise, the Series is better, even if has some shortcomings and repetitive episodes at times.
Germs wants a sequel too so like- wHY did he want to cram in all this shit into 1 movie??? I know you're here to milk money can you please plan it better at least
The villains lmao I was so confused like he just walked into this dungeon with people coming out of their own cages dressed as mimes and magicians without explanation???? Was kinda funny sdgfhsdfdde
The songs,,,,,they were either eh, meh, or BLEGH (Tikki,,,no one told you to rap,,,Lin Manuel Miranda is not in France,,,,,) I cringe so hard whenever MLB becomes a musical out of nowhere- but I will say this time there is definitely a level of professionalism and finish that is not present in the show.
Yeah- I'm not saying the show is perfect, or even meeting the standards of what I would label a series "good", but it is much much much better than this movie
I was just expecting some good high definition fanfiction you know 😭 a lil treat to enjoy on the side- but they butchered the fundamentals of what made the show so addicting to watch despite its faults,,,
You cannot tell me Origins Parts 1 and 2 are not 1000000x better than anything this movie brought to the table and that was less than half its run time
aNYWAYS,,,,my thoughts on the movie are my own but everyone who enjoyed it don't let me stop you ofc
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(Caps) OUT OF CURIOSITY HOW DOTH THOU THINK OUR ACW DUDES WOULD GET ALONG WITH EACH-OTHER (ALL THE COMBINATIONS BECAUSE I’M EVIL) /vsilly
If they were all TOGETHER, the world would explode. Which is unfortunate because it is entirely possible
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I feel like Sam and Theo would vibe tbh. He doesn’t show it, but like Theo, Sam’s fed up with everyone’s shit, too. I feel like Theo would appreciate Sam’s mildness since he’s not the type of guy to get into random predicaments (except when he does)
Sam is still scared after
in 1862 but he’s chill with Clarence for the most part. Clarence is definitely chill with him. If they could, I think they would exchange letters to one another every so often
Sam when he sees Alejandra is a better shot than him: 😲 I feel like Alejandra would call him a wimp for when he declined being a sharpshooter tbh ("What do you mean you 'didn't want to shoot Yankees?' You were shooting them already!")
Sam would listen to Grandma Teela's wisdom. Might they both share cookies after a lunch picnic? Idk I think he’d like her, and she’d like him
Alfred and Sam. Hmm... Alfred would be concerned about how much Sam knows about plants... not in a bad way, just "He knows too much what how" PRAY FOR HIM ALFRED 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Alekshashka and Sam 🤝 whatever is going on with the two of them. being those "sure I can fight but wtf is this I don't want to anymore :(" types, I figure they're bound to run into the same dilemmas and help each other work through them
Charles
Charles and Theo. Hoooo boy. Charles becomes a pharmacist after the war so I think the two could have a yapfest about medicine for a little bit, but then Theo’s certain… unusual practices come into question and Charles is like 🤨 “you don’t use anesthesia???”
Clarence: "Why are you like this 😢" he would not like Charles' cynicism, I don't think. Charles thinks he's too sweet and nice... as he does with Sam but would still befriend him anyway lol
Alejandra has to do EVERYTHING within her power not to slap Charles ok. I don't think these two would get along very well honestly. Personalities clashing. also see robert's thing with her below
Charles and Alfred would start a book club or smth idk :') I can see them sharing one singular activity together every week but Alfred would secretly be like "...save me"
Charles LOVES Teela. omg like he'd be so excited like "HOW ARE YOU SO OLD???" and honestly bro is thrilled. he wants to KNOW what happened from an eyewitness in the early 19th century. Teela sitting there like "he's crazy 😶"
(see roberts thing below) #TEAM PREVENT ROBERT FROM GETTING MAULED BY A MOOSE with Sasha. Sasha's the only one (other than Sam and Robert himself) who actually gets to see Charles really scared: "What if he... idk. Why the hell is he like this???" ASSEMBLE THE METAL ARMOR. anyways after convincing robert that trying to tame a moose with nothing more than vodka is a stupid idea, Charles is VERYYY thankful that Sasha freaking... saved his husband. bro is in his debt ig lkDJsdjlzkjads
Robert
Robert and Theo. “I can learn from you,” Robert says as he observes how Theo deals with other people’s shit. Theo just sits and watches as Robert destroys his liver with 4354879531239 shots of póltorak (Charles walks into the room and tells Theo “please help my husband”)
“CAN YOU WED US????” -Robert dragging Charles into Alfred’s church (Robert loving everyone in New Aldridgeville for not being homophobic lmao). Robert knows German since he’s from an Austrian city-state, so they would probably chat in German. About… um what would they chat about. Freaking food or something? European politics-
Robert and Alekshashka—bros would be BEST OF FRIENDS *insert Slavic-to-Slavic communication* I think Robert would try to convince Sasha to hunt a bear or smth. Or help him tame a moose… /ref
Clarence and Robert: "WOMEN SCARY!!!" /jjj Clarence being genuinely concerned for how much alcohol Robert can tolerate. Sit them down and let them discuss whatever comes to mind over a glass of chocolate milk or smth lmao
Alejandra would meet Robert (and Charles probably) in a tavern. She would look Robert up and down and say, "I win." Robert: "Win what" 4 hours later, Robert staggers away flustered (he had to quit because charles was like "STOPPP I AINT ABOUTTA DRAG YOU TO BED SWEETHEART 😭😭😭") and Alejandra can boast that she's won a drinking content against a Slavic man. But then the next morning Robert demands a rematch because he would have kept going if it weren't for karol.... now we have an ordeal.
Tbh I don't see much interaction between Teela and Robert. I feel like he'd stay away from her and miss out on great Teela stuff. :(
Billy
Billy and Theo. Theo does all he can to try to make Billy a better person, and I feel like he’d actually have patience with him. Wait till he sees what Billy’s doing in the 1880s ❤️ He’d be proud of that little gunslinger
Clarence and Billy—at first, Billy is WAY too energetic and brash. Clarence gets fed up about Billy’s talking about the war. Billy gets fed up with Clarence being so non-compliant when talking about anything he doesn’t like. But eventually they do find out they’ve got some stuff in common. Like the whole “my parents left me” thing,,, (except I think Clarence would point out that technically, in Billy’s situation, Billy wasn’t voluntarily abandoned by HIS living parent)
As mentioned previously, Billy would be scared of Grandma Teela 🥲 He doesn’t know any women and has behaved badly around the crushes he’s had in the past. So maybe Teela could teach him a lesson. No seriously. Before Ernie can get to him, Billy has no concept of respect unless it’s when you have to be to the Confederate officers who want to know what information you’ve gathered.
Billy’s scared of Grandma Teela, but when he meets Alejandra… “WAS MY MOTHER LIKE THIS???” he wonders out loud to Ernie seeing Alejandra being the badass she is. Even in the 1880s Billy’d still be jealous of how great of a shot she is
I could see both Alfred and Sasha being VERY concerned for Billy… in addition, Sasha tries to help Billy not be scared of horses anymore but Billy just panics and is like “NOT MORE CAVALRYMEN” Sasha leans over and whispers to Alfred, “Pray for the boy” Tbh the three would make an interesting trio (did them together because I feel like Sasha and Alfred would have similar opinions about him and vice versa)
Ernie
We both know how Ernie and Theo are— *insert Theo yelling at Ernie to “stop being a goddamned wimp and let me treat you!”* also Theo disappointed at Ernie for failing medical school
I think Ernie’d really like Grandma Teela. Lady’s over 100 and still strong. Besides, she doesn’t let anything get to her. Maybe the two of them could have a chat.
Omg Ernie and Alekshashka 💀 talk about disappointment from Sasha “THIS is one of the brigade commanders??? Good skill, bad leadership.” Ernie just nodding in agreement because he has no idea how he even got promoted to full brigadier general in the first place (he was sort of pressured into it by a friend who had political ties). Both can be horsegirls together though (and Billy when he eventually gets over his equinophobia)
Clarence and Ernie understand each other. Amputees 💪 also since they want to put the war behind them. I feel like the two of them would go on a camping trip and roast marshmallows over a fire and talk about life.
Alfred meeting Ernie: “um do you need prayer” Ernie: “yes please 🥲” tbh the two would go out for coffee every Saturday morning and share a plate of butter croissants
Alejandra about to leave Ernie in the dust lol. They’d be riding along and next thing Ernie knows, she’s already 20 yards ahead of him (especially if they’re racing…). I think he’d admire her a lot, and Alejandra would still be disappointed at his performance during the Civil War
#this took me so long to write 😭😭😭#ashe if you have anything to add/disagree with anything don't be afraid to say so bc I was like “HELLLLLPPPP idk what to say for everyone”#ask#my ocs#other peoples ocs
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yikes can you drop the @ so we know who to block
I'm not sure if the person who got outed (a particulary nasty person with quite nasty behavior, i have to say) is on tumblr, but the person who made a pedo collab with them is. I will put some info and screenshots under the cut.
I already blocked everyone involved, and i refuse to add anything to this situation for my own comfort and sanity. Hope you understand.
I strongly advise to not interact with the mentioned people, but the "beware" word about their problematic behaviour needs to be said, because i know there's people who don't want to support/reblog from people with such views. DO NOT harass them or go after them, please. This is only a beware.
TW PEDO, CW oncest
Okay so...about the licorick. I had him blocked in telegram for months since i first saw him sending some pedo shit in the group chat that i no longer a member of (mostly because i left after that incident and it wasn't a moderated group before it happened), but i had no idea i will hear more about him, i literally just woke up today and all my mutuals are talking about the beware post on him that finally got created. I wasn't really surprised, but my jaw fell right on the floor when i saw there's also my now former mutual being involved in that.
[the original post from licorick's channel. TRANSLATION:
"tw pedo"
"an amazing collab with pedo oncest with monika, hooray"
"we DO NOT SUPPORT/ROMANTICISE PEDOPHILIA!!"]
I find it incredibly ironic to create such content and cover it with "no no, we do not support, but "it's fictional, which is okay(literally a quite from licorick)"..like, man.why are you even drawing it in the first place?Sick.
This is the pinnacle of the currently ongoing russian fandom part drama. You can pretty much recognize the @.monika-fan0 drawing style, tho i have NO FUCKING IDEA what could be in that person's head to straight up draw something like that unless they're into that sick shit just like their "friend" licorick (who is widely known across the russian part of the fandom as "that one lunatic with pedo takes that he sents to local fandom confessions", and his DNI list literally includes "softies/normies" what more can i say?). There's also multiple statements from different people about Monika being a proshipper, creating/being an admin in one of the hate confessions directed towards one of the lorax artists and even creating a mascot for MAP-oriented group...Whatever you call it, it's still pedo and DEFINITELY not healthy.
Since peiple started sharing the beware post and asking questions about the drama and the mentioned collab, Monika has released an official statement that basically goes like "lmao, sorry if i offended someone, I don't care, just isolate yourself from people you don't like/want to see"
Not to point my finger at certain someone, but a particular artist who you might remember from their vampire onceler oc with a blue tailcoat showed up in the comment section and started defending monika, saying that "she shouldn't apologize to these lunatics"..you can pretty much read and translate it yourself if you want to.. *sighs*..well. more people for me to unfollow/block...
Here it is. Sorry for the shitty auto translation from her telegram post, but i really do not want to interact with it anymore:
That's pretty much it. Be careful with who you support. Sometimes..sometimes the people whose art you have geniune interest in turn out nasty.
Stay safe, everyone.
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either take ofs away from me or let me rewrite it
for example: what was the fucking point of those sus "ooooh is top cheeeeeeating" shots with beam and boeing when we already knew the circumstances of why he slept with boston? like. if they were going to do something like that, why show us all the build-up and boston's creepy, predatory behavior from the jump? that boston had to go out of his way to trick top into sleeping with him? and that top wasn't interested in anyone other than mew?
boston's desire for top is established as one-sided in the first episode and they don't bother to write in any instance of top cheating on a previous boyfriend (even though they very easily could have with boeing; that could have been the actual reason they broke up, not just that top "ditched" him because he got "bored," a reason that was only ever implied - and for some reason no one bothered to take into account the fact that boeing only dated top for his money/power in the first place lmao). his sleeping with boston is in direct response to thinking that mew is cheating on him. of course, there are ways to make that work from a possessive, double-standard angle, but they never establish if top is interested in anyone other than mew or has wandering eyes - in fact, they deliberately do the opposite in ep5. he's always all about mew - that's why boston has to go to such drastic measures to coerce top into sleeping with him.
the only way the fake-outs would have worked (from a writing standpoint, not from a "the fandom was so braindead they believed anything that confirmed their bias" standpoint lol) was if we didn't see why top slept with boston and it was only revealed when mew found out - and mew has to find out the whole truth, including the assaults, and listen to the whole recording.
how it would go down under the cut because i can't stop thinking about it and i wrote way too much. i also wanted to solve the boeing problem and some other things... i wrote this in a fugue state ok:
ep 1:
we only see boston ogling top's dick, but not him touching his hand; here it shows their first time together (instead of in ep2), but not that boston has been trying to get into his pants again ever since and top has repeatedly rejected him. top still gets annoyed at the implication that he will break mew's heart
ep2, after the cookie scene:
top and yo have an actual conversation lol she comments that he seems to be very serious about mew and that she's never seen either of them like this before, warns him not to fuck it up and he's very earnest about his interest. he could also talk on the phone with a friend (boeing, but the name is all we know) about how he's never felt this way about someone - it has to be well-established even when he's alone that he's genuinely into and willing to fall for mew to make it clear that none of his feelings and actions with mew are fake.
boston goes into top's shower (THAT'S IT, we don't see him shove him or grope him; it's just established that he wants him and the implication is that top wants him back because there hasn't been any evidence otherwise) -> cut back to mew and everyone else chatting about how great top is, mew walks to shower and calls out to top -> cut to top and boston freaking out about being caught
ep3:
top and mew go to the silent disco, same shit goes down with beam - HOWEVER instead of keeping the scene with beam showing up at top's house after boston attacks him in the elevator in ep4 (the silent disco date was in ep4 in the original script). mew tells him that he can't stay over
top finds that he's out of sleeping pills and calls beam, thus implying that he might have chosen to have sex with someone else. that 'sup nod still works.
at the party, top speaks affectionately about mew and that he'll take care of him to boston, it's made clear that he really cares for him and that he's serious about him
he's visibly uncomfortable with boston's flirting, but the audience can glean that it's because he doesn't want to "cheat" again
nick sees boston hold up his phone and top being agitated about it, but we don't learn the details
the audience is made to believe that boston has video evidence of their first time at the bar in the photobooth as nick thinks back to the "hot night!" film strip he found
we don't see top and boston fuck until it's revealed that nick bugged boston's car and he's standing there crying
ep4:
the confrontation with boston in the elevator can go down almost exactly as it did, although the references to the photos/videos (and in this version, there would be a sex tape, it's just ludicrous that top would freak out that bad over a kiss two years ago) are vague and can still be interpreted as ones about top and boston by the audience. boston can still reiterate that mew is messing with his head and that he and ray are probably screwing, which can plant the seed in the audience's mind that boston is lying to top and there's something more going on
top and mew have their fight about ray and mew admits that ray kissed him last night (it'd also be nice if mew said, like, fucking anything to ray about him being a total shitweasel to top but whatever)
mew asks about beam -> we find out that beam is a drug dealer and top admits they used to sleep together sometimes -> a flashback shows us that beam took advantage of top when he was high, but he doesn't mention it to mew, establishing his shame around being assaulted and freezing up when there are unwanted sexual advances
ep5:
now there COULD be a flashback to the shower scene when top and boston make eye contact at the pool - but it also could be shown in ep7, i'll say at what point when we get there.
ep6:
it's explicit that sand edits the audio to only include the moans and nick only knows that sand copied it (if he stole it, there could be a whole thing in ep7 where he finds out that he edited it and gets it for mew). everything else goes down the same, except that when mew asks about top lying about his dad and driving back to the party, a flashback shows top getting into the car and boston manipulating him. when mew screams, "did you!?" the flashback ends and it's clear that top has stayed silent.
OR!!!!!!! both flashbacks could be moved to ep7:
top tells mew about boston tricking him with a video of him and ray
to make the boeing gotcha work, it'd have to be here that he calls him and asks him to come over without the flashbacks in ep5 and 6, it's explicitly shown on his phone that the person he's calling is boeing
mew realizes there may be more to the tape and asks ray where he got it
(there would have to be something else that happens that doesn't involve ray that makes top think that he'll never get mew back and he tries to move on for this to work but) top brings a man over, implied to be boeing (but it's a the rando like in the original cut) and we see them kiss and start to get busy
mew confronts sand about the tape and sand admits that he edited it, explains that he did it to hurt top because he stole his ex, boeing, but that he didn't think it'd go this far and get all messed up; this can also be how mew finds out about ray's injury
during their confrontation, boston implies that it was hard getting top back and he wonders aloud how a "top-tier" could possibly like mew, this can be what sets him off but also makes him think there could be a clue to top's feelings in the full audio
mew confronts nick about the rest of the recording and NOW there is the full flashback of the car scene when nick plays it for him; mew is horrified and actually understands the gravity of what boston did lol
after mew steals the sex tape from gap, he promises boston that he won't leak is as long as he tells him every last morbid detail of his and top's sexual relationship and what he meant by having a hard time getting with him and how he got ahold of the photos/videos (in this version, the video can be another of gap's where you can't see the faces and boston could have told top that it was taken at the hostel after nick installed the cameras... although i guess that would have been established in the tape already. sorry i'm mostly making this up as i go. they're not all winners jdfkljdlkg); boston is obviously mortified but (remorselessly) admits that top didn't really want it in the shower and AGAIN we can have that flashback here instead of in ep5
when boston asks if that's enough for mew to not leak the footage, mew tells him that he never planned to but that outside of the hostel project, he's dead to him and that he's telling ray and cheum what he did
now, the confrontation between top and ray with mew getting accidentally punched WOULD have to go down differently; OR it could be cut entirely. mew could be sympathetic to what happened but still angry at top for lying, still having a hard time looking at him without thinking of boston.
mew mournfully stalks top's instagram and sees that boeing has been liking/commenting on his posts - this could send him over the edge that no matter what boston did, top is still a liar and that he should turn to ray instead
we return to top and the guy we assumed he was going to sleep with: top stops it, cries, and asks him to leave like in the original cut but before he has his sad fantasy, he gets a message or call from boeing thus signifying that that guy and boeing were not the same - maybe he could ask if he's tried to move on? top admits that he still loves him and he doesn't know what he can do to get him back or if he should let him go and the hurt is irreparable
ep8:
at this point the audience should be coming around to top and his plight, right? you've been thoroughly manipulated?
throughout the rest of the series there's no more emphasis on his having to become a better person, but instead a journey of him having to be more honest. instead of, "why do you have to be an asshole?" it's "why do you have to be a liar?" mew is still convinced that top could be capable of cheating because of the boeing thing and in order to keep the "these two are fucking" line, ray or sand (likely sand) could imply that top would have cheated on him eventually anyway based on his own bias against him, especially since it would be likely for mew to bring up that top and boeing appear to still be in contact with each other. this could also reveal how his and boeing's relationship really was and how top and boeing got together. wow!! an actual flashback of boeing!!!!!
ep9:
same shit goes down with sand and ray, except that mew actually gets mad about it because it's yet another person lying to him aka how he would actually react because seriously what the fuck was that. anyway, when he finds out that top knew and didn't tell him, that is part of what pisses him off when he finds out about boeing because he's still lying. (again, what was up with mew having No reaction to top knowing that ray was cheating on him and not telling him? he kind of just is like "huh?" and then completely drops it. the writing is so half-assed omg)
ep10:
OBVIOUSLY HE'S NOT AS ANGRY AS HE IS IN THE ORIGINAL EPISODE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK. mew still invites boeing over, but it's mostly to ask why he and top broke up because he wants to find out if it was also cheating (if this is a pattern or if it really was boston's fault). he learns a little bit about their relationship but he leaves out a lot of stuff and it's mostly half-truths - while he's talking, there are real flashbacks of what actually happened, which is a lot of boeing being emotionally and verbally abusive (which, lbr, is kind of already established in the canon).
the rage room scene works as long as you don't make mew act like a fucking serial killer lmao it could be good catharsis for top too and they can talk about what top is angry about and actually have a heart-to-heart about the fact that what boston did to top was wrong and top could admit what happened with him and boeing. this makes mew realize that, despite the fact that he will no longer tolerate it, there's a reason why top has lied.
ep11:
rather than mew trying to get with boeing to get back at top (a gambit that didn't make any god damn sense seeing as he couldn't get it up for gap or ray, why would he suddenly be okay fucking boeing? stupid), he's still secretly meeting with boeing to gather more information about top's life before they met
top confronts him about boeing and that boeing told him about the kiss, mew stays resolutely silent like in the original but instead of top "trying to be a better person" (again wtf does that even mean in that context? it literally doesn't make sense), top says that he's "trying to be totally honest" with mew but mew won't do the same for him, that they can't keep going if mew doesn't trust him. you don't have to change much about their getting back together
ep12:
not every fucking conversation between top and mew has to mention boston for FUCK'S sake. sand fucking gets over himself since he realizes that boeing is an asshole and top did him a favor by "stealing" him, this can be done by mew telling him about boeing pursuing top for his money. boeing isn't trying to get back with sand because uhhh *checks notes* top doesn't want him. none of his motivations make seeeeeeense what a half-assed character. idek what to do with him here, it could just be that he realizes he was an abusive dickhead, perhaps mew could tell him about how terribly boeing treated top.
in the spirit of honesty, top tells mew about his fight with sand (this could be in an earlier episode, like in the rage room scene). if i were to reeeeally get my way i would have mew cut ray out of his life, but if we have to do this then it wouldn't be mew's idea that TOP has to be the one to play nice with ray since that's what he's been fucking doing since episode 4, ffs mew sees ray insult and bully him again and again and top taking it nine times out of ten but yeah sure top is the one who has to be nice.
they can still bury the hatchet on, like, a double date but in this case ray and sand are the ones who actual get some fucking growth lol. sand admits that he was wrong to hold the grudge since boeing was obviously a huge douche bag; ray apologizes for being a dickhead since the second they met and that he was wrong to judge him just because of his crush on mew. he can still threaten top if he gets out of line again, but mew can be like hey remember when you cheated on me lol don't worry i'll take care of that :) because i guess we have to have some serial killer mew still in there
(but yes, i would also cut the scene where mew fantasizes about beating top to a bloody pulp in ep7- in fact, instead of the fight scene between top and ray, i'd want that parking lot scene to be real - mew gets extremely drunk after ray screams at him about not fucking him in ep9 and top offers to drive him home when he tries to call a taxi. mew can barely stand so top tries to physically carry him, mew shakes him off and tries to punch him, they grapple and fall to the ground and mew shakes him and yells something like, "you didn't just break my heart, you broke me!" and how it feels like he can't be with anyone else because he's still in love with him. then he kisses him desperately and they cling to one another and then mew passes out and top takes him home)
obviously boston apologizes to top, and it'd be nice if ray could actually act like top's friend and demand he apologize to top lmao one can dream i'm begging for some character development
no one plays spin the bottle because they're all twenty-two not fifteen.
oh shit, i forgot about atom. uh, write him out, who fucking cares. he was a useless character, everyone should have already hated boston for what he did to top and mew. stupid fucking plot cul de sac.
i don't mind there being something to humanize boston a little bit (for example, his dad walking in on him and nick kissing; a different jilted lover coming back for revenge of some kind but it's someone boston slept with after he and nick became boyfriends - you know, not just him MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE WHILE ON A DATE BECAUSE THAT IS BEWILDERING if he's a sex addict, whatever fine, but that was never established), but the shit with atom and boston was a huge time-waster. replace all that stupid shit with aprilcheum and plugyo, who were criminally under-utilized for boring drama. it's like they didn't know what to do with them.
anyway uhhh congrats on reading this long ass post. sorry
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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-22: Chat Blanc
Fun fact: One nickname I often have for Chat Noir is Cattablack (also my hypothetical name if I had the Black Cat Miraculous,) from "Cat Black," which is the English translation of "Chat Noir." However, the etymology for English black has the same origins as French White (also the word blank!), so in a sense, Cattablack is both Chat Noir and Chat Blanc! On with the show.
Straight to Emile's corpse. Also I have to wonder, where are those enormous windows with light shining through in the Agreste Manor? They have to be someplace open to daylight at least.
Awawawawa! The girlsquad! Also they do picnics, sleepovers, and the movies. Noted.
That "No." cut was great, though. Good on Marinette for not giving up, however. Good for Marinette on not quitting, the girlsquad for encouraging her, and Rose for having enough of this shit! Losing her favorite unicorn plushie probably helped.
But don't break into his house! He's not there, you weirdo! As much as I want this mahogany to end and for Adrien to friendzone her, stalking is NOT the way! On the other hand, if she did break and enter, it could out Marinette as a creep...
SHE'S SNIFFING THE PILLOW!?
Oh god now that he's connected the dots he's in love with Marinette. Plagg's trying his hardest but it's too late.
Oh right. This is the episode where Chat Noir gets akumatized and causes the End of Evangelion. Not what I normally think of when I think of Marinette and Adrien's relationship having catastrophic consequences, but still.
Also again with the time travel plots not making sense. Is the future set in stone or not!? Why are only things only disappearing when they change in Bunnix's rewind vision? It's Bill and Ted 3 all over again.
On the plus side, Marinette with her hair down.
Alix looking so uninterested while cheering and the animation errors lmao
Hadouken Cataclysm lmao
You know, Marinette's parents could've called CPS on Gabriel's controlling attitude, or Marinette could've explained truthfully why she broke up with Adrien.
So that's his response to discovering his father is Hawkmoth. Good to know.
That was a good mental breakdown. 10/10 there.
Bunnix, why are you getting a teenaged Ladybug to fix this? Can't you do it? Can't the adult Ladybug do it?
The end of the world!? That looks more like the end of at least two galaxies! Holy hell!
You could've just said the gift was from Marinette, Ladybug. Whatever.
So was that sunset scene in the normal or Chat Blanc timeline? I'm confused.
Well that was an interesting episode. Here's how Marinette and Adrien's relationship can ruin everything without Hawkmoth or any evil butterfly holder!
As we know, Marinette is obsessed with Adrien, to stalkerish levels, as shown by this very episode with her sniffing Adrien's pillow when she's all alone in his room.
She also shows controlling tendencies with her schedule of Adrien allowing her to know where he is for most of the time and her stealing his phone to delete an embarrassing message she sent him.
She's also prone to being vengeful, such as when Chloe, Lila, or Kagami get closer to Adrien then her.
Let's keep these traits in mind as we imagine there being no evil Butterfly or Peacock Miraculous users, maybe even no evil at all. Most likely those Miraculouses are in the good hands of the guardian, or Marinette. Also imagine that Marinette and Adrien know eachothers' identities and are older and dating, if not married.
On one day, Adrien arrives home a little later than usual for Marinette. Maybe he didn't keep track of time while spending time with his friends. Maybe he had to walk home and his phone was out of power.
Marinette starts to get worried. She tries to call him. He doesn't respond, either due to how noisy the social gathering is or because is phone is out.
When Adrien finally gets back, Marinette starts to fuss over him. She was so worried! She's so glad he's back. Where was he? He shouldn't do that again. Adrien doesn't think it's that big of a deal, but Marinette disagrees. The gap has formed.
Adrien at least tries to be more punctual, but that doesn't always work. Marinette starts to get more and more worried. What if he's cheating on her with someone else? She's had similar worries in the show, after all.
These conflicts begin to escalate. Marinette's concern for Adrien begins to turn to concern that he's doing something behind her back. An argument breaks out. Adrien notes that Marinette's acting like his father. This makes things worse.
Tension begins to build up until Marinette, someone who as Ladybug had to save so many of her loved ones by fighting them, does something she shouldn't have and immediately regrets. Maybe Adrien was in another verbal fight with her. Maybe he was going out somewhere, possibly to come back late or early.
Adrien Agreste is now in critical condition. It's unknown when he'll wake up, if ever. Marinette has to right this wrong and make sure this never happened, no matter what it takes.
If Tikki and Plagg didn't escape with their Miraculouses as they watched this relationship go to hell, all of reality shall be annihilated and recreated.
If one or both of them did manage to escape, then hey, she has or can easily take the Butterfly miraculous! All she needs to do is turn someone into a super and help them out with their problems in exchange for the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculouses, wherever they are!
This isn't ensured to happen, but you have to admit Marinette has a lot of similarities to Gabriel Agreste, especially in regards to how she views Adrien. Not to mention that nowhere in the show is she ever really punished for those above negative traits. At points they're even excused.
Edit: Almost forgot to mention that Natalie seems to show remorse upon discovering Adrien is Chat Noir. More points for her!
#miraculous ladybug#miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir#miraculous#marinette dupain cheng#miraculous marinette#adrien agreste#miraculous adrien#chat noir#ml chat noir#ml ladybug#hawkmoth#marinette salt#marinette x consequences#ml salt#wow#this was a long one#chat blanc
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Oh I forgot but what about 11 for Sephiroth? 👀
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*bars the door* *locks the window* *closes the curtains after nervously glancing around to make sure Katy isn’t nearby*
Buckle in, girl. This is….complicated. And long.
11. How did you “fall in love” with this character?
It all started in June. June of last year. It was a BAD time for me personally. Not even joking. I narrowly escaped death that month dghsj.
And then this happened when I was talking with Katy…WORST FUCKING TIMING. I can’t discover a new character when I’m in the depths of despair. I will just collapse into them and let the feels consume me.
I jokingly credit this convo as being the reason why I adopted this character, but in truth, I very much could have just chosen to ignore Sephiroth again for the millionth time like I had over the years. I could have just simped for those first two weeks and then moved on with my life, happy that I resisted the charms of yet another cool white-haired katana villain.
However, this time it was different because of my mental state, and also, I stumbled across Crisis Core. My interest went well beyond just “Oh this design is so cool and what a badass villain.”
You know me. I’m drawn to FEELS. I am drawn to tragedy, to drama. I was passionately writing all that Bloodborne angst at the time too, so my head was already in the right place.
Seph in Crisis Core was just…perfect.
I mean, let’s face it—he’s not THAT deep in Remake. He’s enigmatic and a troll for Cloud, sure. He’s playing 4D chess and has some fun lines, and the final boss battle with him definitely sent me spiraling into “Oh I love him,” but he didn’t tug at my heartstrings. I watched Advent Children too and felt the same way. I was enamored with all of his exterior details like everyone else.
He was crazy and deadly and fun to watch. His theme was incredible. Masamune was shiny. He had great hair. His voice was intimidating. He was powerful and stabby. His wing was beautiful. He could cut buildings in half and shit…
But the depth! I was looking for his deeper motivations, his real personality, etc., and it was so damn subtle that I was ready to give up. If a character doesn’t have layers, I either have to resign myself to only loving them a certain amount, or else I’ll write them into a more complex character myself. But I was sure Seph had to be deeper than that?? There was no way this Japanese video game villain that had been around since the 90s was only two-dimensional at best.
So, then I delved into OG and got some answers. I was definitely pulled in then, but also more confused. I felt like I was left to analyze Sephiroth like he was a Dark Souls NPC. I was given a lot of contextual clues about who he was, but no direct answers. The Nibelheim flashback was so brief that I didn’t even know how to define his pre-insanity personality.
I actually started to get desperate and went to YouTube lmao, but all the video essays felt so…surface level. I almost suspected the lore-nerds were as clueless as me. They were just guessing stuff.
And don’t get me wrong, I was already in love by this point, but I felt like I was teetering on the edge of fully embracing the character and hadn’t quite reached nirvana. I remember this was the point when I was trying to explain in our group chat how I tended to “psychoanalyze” characters that I was drawn to in order to crack open their minds and unravel the threads. I was doing this with Seph, but I kept hitting brick walls.
Then I played Crisis Core and…something clicked. That game has some really rough writing and pacing issues. The dialogue is also a struggle to take in sometimes, but I could forgive it. It had so much heart and emotion and humor. It had a good soul. It quickly became my favorite <3
And Sephiroth? In Crisis Core?
Dude, suddenly I understood him. No, he WASN’T always an edgelord villain. No, he wasn’t the classic brooding antihero. He wasn’t messy and sadistic and “foreboding” as if it was inevitable he would become the villain. He didn’t fit any of the tropes I was expecting.
Bro was lowkey wholesome af.
He was just…a person. Better yet, a not-normal person trying to be normal. He was really happy to just have friends and didn’t want them to get hurt. He goofed around with them like they were a bunch of fucking kids, sneaking into an off-limits training room just to sword fight lol.
He literally stops randomly in the game and starts telling this to Zack all cheerfully like “Me and my buddies used to do this thing…it was TOTALLY secret but it was fun :D” and shares the whole story about him with Gen and Angeal. The way he talked reminded me of a young person who had begun to experience the thrills of life for the first time.
It was the little details like this that got me. There are so many more that I could go on for days about. I was thinking…”Yo this guy is actually a dork (affectionate).”
That’s why I always joke that he is “the homeschooled goth,” because of how he dresses edgy but speaks innocently.
He wasn’t an arrogant snob about his strength either. He was more the depressed loner that took his work seriously, but also was conflicted. He somehow did his both his job and quietly committed treason to make sure his friends survived.
Then they fucking died and backstabbed him, which is something that I think we can relate to the misery of as humans. Losing people to death or relational conflict is hard enough for anyone, but watching it happen to a character who was…ultimately isolated from normal life and society, who was so “other” and separate that he didn’t even fit into the part of having a real family thanks to being an experiment created by a corrupt company was…difficult, to say the least. It was like watching someone be given some hope and then seeing it get ruthlessly crushed.
This was hard for me as a player too, because I had loved Genesis and Angeal right away. The whole trio seemed like a group of loveable dorks with really…funny quirks? They felt so distinct and characterized? But they all broke down horribly because of their origins and the complexes that came with them.
Then the Nibelheim sequence happened. All of the drama went down. Everything fell into place, and I had essentially, a) fallen in love with a character who was genuinely good despite horrible circumstances, and b) watched that character lose his mind and become painfully cruel. It really hurt.
I felt Zack’s pain as he lost a friend he trusted, I felt Cloud and Tifa’s pain as they lost their homes and families, and I still felt Sephiroth’s pain as he just boiled over with rage and took it out on the world. It felt like everyone was suffering so much, and that’s when Crisis Core became much darker and honestly, beautiful? A perfect tragedy.
That’s when Seph became my set-in-stone favorite. I remember being much younger and adoring Darth Vader/Anakin because of the grand tragedy of his downfall and the impact he left as the villain. Watching Seph, I kinda felt like that little kid again—in love with the villain’s story. Always in love with the angel both before and after the fall, because why not enjoy all of the emotions? Nothing hits me harder than “losing” a character to their darker egos, but I can also have fun watching them go wild and commit arson, yeah? Heh.
Seph also has the added complexity of how his mother plays into the story beyond just dying or being forgotten. “She” is very present and also not present. It’s such a strong complex that it even shapes his villainhood, which is perfect for my love of mother-son tragedy.
Anyway since Crisis Core, my infatuation has only gotten worse, ahaha…and now I see that I really only needed OG to understand this character, but I’m not ashamed to admit that CC gave me the boost I wanted.
The new games are still doing this too.
Ever Crisis: The First Soldier, which is a lil story about Seph’s first mission as a kid, made things SO much more agonizing fgdhjsk. The writers really just want you to cry, I swear. It’s hard enough when young Seph in the official artwork looks like THIS:
LIKE SQUARE ENIX WHAT THE FUCK. I FEEL BAD JUST LOOKING AT HIM. STOP.
I did also do way more research and uncover all the little tidbits I could gather to add to the full picture, and now Rebirth gave me yet another boost.
(I need to mention the first bit of fan-fiction I read about Seph too, which was basically a novel about his life written by the brilliant @altocat called “A Monster’s Threads.” It essentially fleshed out almost all of the lore we know about Seph and made it into a genius story. Alto’s writing is….literally some of the best I’ve seen and that fic ruined my life lol. I seriously don’t think I’ve ever cried that hard reading something. I have been Alto’s loyal devotee and buddy ever since lol. Good writing does that to me <3).
It was all of this that led me from being annoyed that I was interested in another silver katana lad to….
….whatever this was in our group chat when I was defending him from Katy on 9/11 apparently….
That’s love, baby!
(I may need therapy).
In conclusion, I can’t wait to continue letting this character affect my life way too much. Thanks for listening to my rant 💀
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Favorite Character Asks
#fghsjkdg girl this was a LOADED question to ask lmaooo#but thank you#i appreciate it!#i hold back a lot on talking deeply about this bastard#ask game#sephiroth#ff7#asks#mutuals
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Ask Game: List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers :3c
help i missclicked the unfollow button before sending you this pls ignore that friend :')
Omg lmao I saw that and I was like, has he not been following me this whole time. was flattered to have finally made the cut 😂 Thank you for sending this, I just did it so I won't recirculate but any excuse to talk about things that bring me joy:
People! As a filthy extrovert living rurally I forget how much I love humanity until I find myself shopping and chatting with everyone who wants to (which, out here, is a lot!) Love shooting the shit while doing errands and it's always a culture shock grabbing stuff in cities now. What do you mean you don't make little jokes at each other!! There's something really affirming about the common openness/dependency on one another you get in the country, and it gives everyone a little bit of goodwill with people they would otherwise not especially like or even interact with. It's nice for the heart and good for a community.
Hot showers. Self explanatory but especially valued after tiring oneself out in the garden and having aches in all those muscles that only start existing near the age of 30
The way older people write emails. Setting up a tech help date with an elder friend and she told might if I'm coming by Thursday I might have to open the gate, which is often closed on Thursdays, and said she'll explain why when she sees me. Fascinating!! Another colleague adapted all his slang from the first two years of the internet's existence and hasn't changed it since. Every email from him is like an incredible time capsule.
Camp. Have rewatched Dead Boy Detectives' first episode a number of times now and the way Esther Finch's actress delivers her lines is an undiminished joy. People should check it out for that if nothing else tbh
Old friends. I just love the like, deranged and mindless craic you get with people you've known for years and years. I feel like you get to this point where you just make sounds at one another
#asks#oops essay#sorry for being corny on main as per usual#delightfully not obvious from this reply that i (thought i) was having a shitty day#maybe i am! but also true: all of this#about me#thanks bud!#once again honoured to be mutuals with you
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What's Timey's (Timekeeper's) relationships with the other legends?
I'll put them under a cut since there's 13 Cookies minus Timekeeper themself lmao
In general, Timekeeper is friendly towards most of the Legends
They don't seem the type to hate much if anything so their most negative feelings towards a Cookie may be rivalry or tension
- Sea Fairy is neutral towards Timekeeper and Timekeeper thinks Sea is interesting since they themself have little to long for; they once offered to change time so she can reach the moon but she rejected the offer
- Moonlight is neutral towards Timekeeper and Timekeeper is vaguely intimidated by Moon because she can see anybody's dreams; Moon may know some personal things about Timekeeper based on their dreams and even if she would never bring it up wothout their consent, Timekeeper is kind of freaked out by that
- Fire Spirit thinks Timekeeper is cool and Timekeeper thinks Fire Spirit is strange in a good way; Fire refuses to mess too much with time or see other timelines but he has goofed around with Timekeeper a few times before
- Wind Archer is neutral towards Timekeeper and Timekeeper thinks Wind is interesting because of his origin; Timekeeper will sometimes mess with Wind a little because he's their rival's son
- Millennial Tree and Timekeeper have a rivalry with each other; Millie thinks Timekeeper is misusing their powers and Timekeeper wants be stronger than Millie
- Dark Enchantress thinks Timekeeper is weird and also a threat and Timekeeper thinks DE is funny because of her goal; Timekeeper visited DE once and she unsurely asked if there are any timelines where she wins and Timekeeper said there's less than 10 (it's debatable if they're serious or joking)
- Frost Queen doesn't like Timekeeper because she thinks they disrupt the balance of nature and Timekeeper thinks Frost Queen is fascinating because they both used to be regular Cookies; the two had a nice chat about their similar origins once but it never happened again
- Black Pearl is envious of Timekeeper because of their power to turn back time and Timekeeper thinks Black Pearl is weird but interesting because of her long lasting grudge; Timekeeper visited Black Pearl once and she had desperatly begged them to turn back time but Timekeeper had told her, a little nervously, that it wouldn't help her with her feelings (Timekeeper didn't visit much more after that)
- Pitaya and Timekeeper think the other is fun to spar with; Pitaya likes fighting people and wants a challenge so Timekeeper visited them once to battle and it made Pitaya have some respect for Timekeeper
- Ananas thinks Timekeeper is weird and Timekeeper thinks Ananas is entertaining; Timekeeper will mess around with Ananas' temple in small ways and wait and see how long it takes for them to notice and laughs when they inevitably overreact about it
- Lotus is neutral to Timekeeper and Timekeeper thinks Lotus is interesting because of the whole using Cookie life force to keep their paradise beautiful; Timekeeper stole a flower from Lotus' paradise once just to see if they'd notice and when they visited again they were kicked out immediately (that never stopped them though)
- Lychee and Timekeeper think the other is fun and will mess with others together sometimes; Timekeeper also likes messing with Lychee and told them once that there's a timeline out there where they're not a little shit and Lychee was horrified
- Longan and Timekeeper have tension with each other; Longan can't believe a Cookie would be able to have time powers and Timekeeper thinks Longan's goal is futile as Cookies will always exist eventually
#velvet speaks#headcanons#timekeeper cookie#sea fairy cookie#moonlight cookie#fire spirit cookie#wind archer cookie#millennial tree cookie#dark enchantress cookie#frost queen cookie#black pearl cookie#pitaya dragon cookie#ananas dragon cookie#lotus dragon cookie#lychee dragon cookie#longan dragon cookie
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RANDOM HEADCANONS OF THE KARASUNO FIRST YEARS I HAVE !!
genre: CRACK oh my god
authors note: i genuinely hope you guys like these cause it was so much to make hahaha
they share a spotify family plan
whenever they go to tsukishimas house to study, they all simp so hard for his mom, calling her a milf and shit-
meanwhile yams has a crush on akiteru HAHA
yes i believe in bi yamaguchi
they have contests to see who can tie their shoes the fastest
tsukishima and yamaguchi go to the library so often that the librarian knows their names
yamaguchi and hinata play just dance when they’re bored
kageyama screams randomly when he feels overwhelmed
they all SUCK at skateboarding HAHAHAH
like they literally go to the skate park and all end up just eating shit
they get better at riding in their second year tho :)
they all simultaneously had a david bowie phase
like i said in this post, they definitely make deez nuts jokes
kageyama: hey tsukishima, what band sings that one song called believer?
tsukishima: imagine dragons you idio-
yamaguchi: IMAGINE DRAGGIN DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YOUR FACE
of course your mom jokes are also very common
they went to play laser tag for yamaguchis 17th birthday and it was …… eventful
they all LOVE star wars
tsukishima and yamaguchi play rock paper scissors whenever they’re bored and have been keeping score for YEARS
hinata and kageyama truly cannot cook a single meal (not because they don’t know how, they’re just so bad at it)
oh my god they have a group chat and it’s … definitely something
it probably consists of them yelling at each other, reminders for practice, memes/tiktoks, talking shit, and so much more oh god
they play video games together and are on voice chat while they play
let’s just say a lot of vulgar language is used
tell me why yamaguchi straight up trips on literal air like all the time
tsukishima is scared of rollarcoasters but just says they give him a headache as an excuse
they get into arguments over the most stupid things and they continue the arguments into practice until daichi yells at them LMAOO
oh god can you imagine them on a 4-way facetime call ??
you can’t tell me they don’t have a minecraft server
they have a shared playlist and it’s a mess and like 50+ hours long
i’d like to think that tsukishima was the first one to learn how to drive which, in turn, means that the group begs him to take them places
daichi definitely forces them to do group bonding so they have a sleepover
they end up going to 7/11 at 3am and they all have way too much energy (except tsukishima who just desperately wants to go to bed)
kageyama can hold a handstand for an extremely long amount of time
tsukishima will avidly pretend he does not see hinata since he’s not in his line of vision LMAO
yamaguchi and kageyama live pretty close to each other so sometimes they’ll go on walks or go get snacks and sit on the curb
hinata gets songs stuck in his head all the time and by the end of practice, everyone has it stuck in their head too (and it’s always the most ridiculous songs lol)
cue everyone at practice mumbling the backyardigans theme song lmaoooo
yamaguchi is so accident prone like this boy gets bruises and cuts so often
kageyama likes feeding ducks at the park
they’re all double jointed
tsukishima and yamaguchi LOVE going to the movies and sometimes will purposely go see bad ones so they can laugh
they all like playing uno but get so competitive for absolutely no reason HAHA
yamaguchi owns a record player and whenever one of the other boys comes over, they ask him to play something on it
i feel like they can all play at least one instrument
they trip each other in the hallways and it’s SO FUCKING FUNNY
#haikyuu#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu!!#haikyuu x reader#hq#karasano#hq hinata#hinata shoyo#haikyuu hinata#kageyama#kageyama tobio#hq kageyama#hq tobio#hq yamaguchi#yamaguchi tadashi#yamaguchi hcs#haikyuu tsukishima#tsukishima kei#hq tsukishima#tsukishima headcanons
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Thanks to @harmonysanreads and for that anon, now I can't stop thinking about Kafka and Himeko fighting over HSR! Navi who probably is associated with the astral express.
(blurb, putting this under a read more because it's very indulgent, and I might not make this reader based HSIDHDIEJE ignore me I'm just being a little shit lmao)
HSR! Navi who used to be tied up to some bad companies/groups before leaving to join the express, mostly because of the Nameless Trio and the trailblazer managing to get them to join. They're not much of a talker and prefer to keep things to themselves, but it didn't mean that the express welcomed them to their open arms, Himeko included.
Himeko and Welt probably discussed how things will go with the new recruit, mostly due to the previous passengers and meetings with visitors being... Eventful so to speak. Although she's welcoming to new faces, Himeko feels like she's met HSR! Navi before and Welt expresses that concern to be akin to deja vu.
Himeko and HSR! Navi who most likely hits it off well, with her brewing the two coffee as they chat about how their life is like. They'd inform her of their issue that the world the trio saved them had been riddled with corruption, something akin to the stellaron going haywire and affecting their livelihood—they even stated that they weren't able to get a stable grip themselves as it affected them.
Himeko, being the caring individual she is, offers to try and remedy with the effects of the stellaron. She coined it as simply giving them exposure therapy— "it'll be good for you," she says, and it was a relief to her when they agree to it.
Cut to when the group decide to go to the next planet to check, and Himeko noticed that the Stellaron Hunters have decided to pay them a visit once more. Though she expressed to HSR! Navi to hide back in their room (that she, of course, assigned next to hers), Kafka steps in and seemingly cuts her off from what she plans to do.
Kafka who recognizes HSR! Navi from the previous planet she and the other went, and instead of being displeased or anything of the sort, she seem to greet them like they're old friends and gave Himeko that look. To make it clear to the woman she has her hands on them first, she even pulls them to her side and whispers something to their ear—
—and of course, Himeko doesn't like that in the slightest.
The matter is dealt with as the individual tied between them tries to resolve the issue, but it was simply delaying the inevitable. After all, they were roped into the web of strings by the spider, and breaking free only meant being drawn to the comforting (and dangerous) flames to their side.
A dangerous combo... And even worse when they decide to head to Penacony, where they get to meet Black Swan; someone who advises them to break free from the two as both are dangerous to their degree.
Kafka's possessive, and Himeko's protective— both sides are nice in its niche, but obsessing over one person was bound to cause issues. Indeed, they both clash, but HSR! Navi never meant to have these two women to get even worse when they're involved.
Black Swan gave them advice to try and deal with the matter— simply leave the Express and cease contact, she says. It was the only way to resolve the matter between both sides, but HSR Navi couldn't even figure out another place where they'd be safe without the Express OR the Hunters getting them.
Such a shame that, just like a bird who's been trapped in a cage, there were eyes peering over them and their every move.
Time will only tell if they can even get out of it themselves, for these eyes never sleep when their darling is amok.
#˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ navina speaks!#;; can you tell im losing my mind#;; because imagine yan himeko and kafka...#;; id be screwed HAKDHDIDJ#;; I LOVE BOTH OF THEM BUT IF THEY DECIDE TO WORK TOGETHER? IM A GONER#;; shinji. the things i do for these women. (sighs in sapphic /j)#;; harmony i hope you understand that im going to be screwed either way. it just depends on who i get caught first.
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the party + social media headcanons
mike would be a twitch streamer. certified #gaymer that'll play pretty much anything. malds real fucking bad (but not in a serious, toxic way just in a funny he's a sore loser that gets dunked on way) and gets baited by his chat all the time. definitely had a moment like this and when disaster struck he just immediately ended the fucking stream lmao. he let his chat bully him into the heart rate monitor challenge exactly one time and never again because they wouldn't stop teasing him over how it went up whenever will teased him during a multi-player game. he plays with the party a lot, but people are always asking will and max to come on because they loooove will and love how max roasts the shit out of him. will drew/made his subscriber emotes ofc. on his just chatting days they'll rank things, discuss the latest star wars hot topic, or talk about movies and the art of storytelling.
dustin mostly posts on youtube. he makes videos showcasing his peculiar inventions, some of which are actually really cool engineering feats and others are more like that of the "unnecessary inventions" guy's work. he's always super happy and excited about whatever he's doing and it's really contagious. he always explains everything thoroughly and titles his videos like so: SUPER COOL TITLE HERE (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT!). he includes a blooper reel at the end with the jokes that (rightfully) didn't make the cut.
will is an art (+gaming ofc) streamer! he streams himself drawing on twitch and it's really laid back. he'll be working away while the chat-created playlist plays in the background, looking up intermittently to see what people are saying. people like to donate or use their points to say silly things / use any of the sound effects to get his attention. he uses the Good, Professional footage to make a timelapsed video for his youtube, because twitch is just for chilling. stream titles are something like "draw with me!", "boys night", "it's a paint kind of day", or "parallel play? on MY stream? it's more likely than you think". mike hangs around a lot and el lurks. he always says hi to people and tries to answer as many of his chatters as he can. when he games he LOVES to play horror games in the dark, especially the shitty ones. he gets lots of views on those. but he plays mostly anything, too! like nintendo speedruns or he'll play smash with his viewers. he also vlogs sometimes for his youtube. just amasses little clips throughout the week or month or whatever and tosses them together for fun and to work on his more creative editing skills. he goes through his banned list on twitch and lets the community decide if they get unbanned or not like it's a court trial or something lmao.
lucas is an instagram baddie. he doesn't even try to be one, he just is. gets hella fucking likes and comments including these emojis: 😳🫠😍🔥. writes really sweet captions. makes stupid fucking bank on ads and promos. likes to post really embarrassing zoomed-in pictures of mike and dustin on his story when they hang out, then one of himself to even it out. you already Know he's got hella selfies with max and candid shots of her<3. he and will do cute poses whenever they snap a pic together, and there's a really cute snap of lucas and the twins where their cheeks are all squished together n they're cheesin' real hard (it was them out and about downtown). has a video where he makes a shot with his back turned and the entire party's going crazy cheering, shaking him, screaming, etc etc.
max would explode my head with her mind if she heard me say this, but she's also an instagram user. she posts lots of videos of her skating. she'll post her landing a new trick and then the 3984039 times she wiped out beforehand. also takes pics of her favorite tagger's (zombie boy) work. posts selfies where she's all scraped up after wiping out or where she's got a hello kitty band-aid on her face (courtesy of el, of course). a lot of her pictures are more artsy, like instead of taking a selfie, she'll take a picture of your shoes side by side, blurry candids of whoever she's hanging out with, or pictures of places she's been. doesn't always caption them, because she likes to be mysterious. replies to the party's comments and not very many other people's.
el is mostly the girl behind the camera. she takes a lot of max's videos and pictures, helps will set up his camera when he's doing a rare tutorial, and helps mike decide which picture to use whenever he posts something. still, she does her own thing, too! she loves to post her crafts on instagram and twitter. she makes jewelry and trinkets to sell on etsy. always takes pictures of her food, her good outfits, and herself. :) her instagram has a theme and she posts updates on twitter. she always likes the party's posts and comments on them. if she's lurking on someone's stream, she'll take a picture of her screen and text it to them with a random emoji. she also posts a lot of pictures of her friends with captions so sweet they'll make your teeth rot. she likes to take the party's phones and sneak a silly selfie of herself and never tell them about it lmao. takes a super zoomed in picture of you when you're not looking and texts it to you with "hi :)" attached.
byler-specific headcanons
will and mike are always on the same team if they can be.
they fucking DOMINATE at codenames, but e|max did sweep the floor with them in two rounds once which they claim was bc of cheating.
they also play lots of minecraft (yes they put their beds next to each other n share loot thank u) (and by "share loot" i mean mike drops cool shit for will and will drops bread n meat whenever mike is getting his ass handed to him). sometimes will walks up to him and mike pauses what he's doing to turn around and will just whacks him before running away or digging a hole beneath himself. will never drops anything valuable for him because every single time he's done it, mike goes and dies in the most stupid way possible right after lmao.
mike is one of will's mods and he'll ban anyone for anything.
will is one of mike's mods, too. sometimes he comes to mike's defense when ppl are clowning him, but other times he'll just make it worse by sharing an embarrassing anecdote<3 LMAO
if will is streaming, mike always chooses to raid him and it makes will smile and blush every time.
mike hates backseat gamers and it's a bannable offense for everyone except will ofc, who is coincidentally one of the worst backseat gamers of all time lmao.
will roasts mike's taste whenever he's ranking movies on stream. they get into it but come to an eventual compromise over star wars. will tells him he's hopeless n mike is trying to respond but the chat is going crazy with sound effects and spamming L in the chat which makes mike pretend to end the stream by putting his "thank you for watching" title card up on screen lmaoooo
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