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Alright, Miraculous and/or Danganronpa fans, I'm thinking what a Miraculous Danganronpa game would be like. No murders or anything, just one class trial to figure out who violently pranked Chloe. She was also beaten-up too. And there's pink paint everywhere. However, I have no idea who the protagonist should be. So, I'm making up a poll.

PROPAGANDA:

Marinette: She's the actual protagonist in Miraculous, and in the PV she had an ahoge.

Adrien: His VA is Makoto Naegi and Nagito Komaeda, and in terms of personality he's a lot closer to the former than the latter.

Someone Else: Maybe you're sick of the other two. I know in the webisodes not only does Marinette have an ahoge, but so does Nathaniel, Rose, Juleka, and Lila. I'm not making Lila the protag, however. Maybe you have a good argument for Sabrina or Alix being the protag. I'm hearing ye out.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #danganronpa #ahoge

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Baseball Episode!?

I decided, while I was readying myself for the finale and Chloe's character death, why not write one of the Miraculous ideas buzzing in my head not related to my fic? This one's a baseball episode because I like baseball episodes.

In terms of background plot, the Peacock Miraculous is fixed and Hawkmoth (no, not Shadowmoth, this is my canon,) has whittled down the identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir to being in Mme. Bustier's class. He doesn't immediately think Ladybug and Chat Noir are the only two students unakumatized in class because he knows Miraculouses can be swapped around, and Miraculous wielders can change their appearance. As for the episode prior,

Ms. Bustier's class is playing baseball for whatever reason. Gym class or something.

Hawkmoth, knowing Ladybug and Chat Noir are in the group, decides to strike, but instead of the overdone and constantly-failing akuma method (not to mention no one's having that bad of a day,) he decides to get creative.

Hawkmoth shows up at the baseball field the Miracuclass is at, in full baseball gear as well? The exits are blocked off by a mass of mold created by the peacock Miraculous, and Ladybug and Chat Noir have trouble running and transforming due to said mold having eyes everywhere, including, yes, the toilets.

He's also created a full robotic baseball team with the peacock miraculous, with 7 basic robot players, 1 armored catcher, and 1 pitching machine on wheels. The latter wields a bat by having it duct-taped to its "head," btw.

Hawkmoth merely wants to wager a game of baseball. If the home team wins, Hawkmoth will leave the class alone. No more akumas or amoks targeting them. However, if Hawkmoth wins, and he might, he gets to take all their accessories! Necklaces, Bracelets, Jewelry, Earrings, Rings, etc.

After the initial cries of shock, confusion, and "Ridiculous, utterly ridiculous!", the class decides on what to do. Some members see this as a low-cost high-gain game, not to mention they were already playing baseball in the first place.

Marinette and Adrien, being Ladybug and Chat Noir respectively in the first place, realize Hawkmoth's plan and are not for playing, although they have problems explaining why for reasons that don't expose themselves. Same with the classmates that have figured out their identities (Ivan, Nathaniel, Juleka, and Max,) although they fare a bit better in the reasoning department. Also Chloe is on team no for obvious reasons. As is Sabrina.

Lila's with team 'no' at first for the same reasons as Chloe, but changes sides when she figures out Hawkmoth's scheme and comes to the same conclusions as him.

Ultimately, not willing to risk what would happen if they said no, the Miracuclass takes up Hawkmoth's offer. Also they have uniforms now. From the power of baseball or something.

Since a baseball team only needs nine players and Ms. Bustier's class has fifteen people (six too many,) Chloe, Sabrina, Rose, Mylene, Lila, and Marinette form a cheer squad instead with uniforms as well. Very modest uniforms. Like at the lightest no sleeves and yes modesty shorts.

In terms of positions (because I care deeply about this,) Alix is the pitcher (a great one at that!), Ivan is the catcher, Nino looks over first base, Max looks over second base (he can catch and throw well by calculating the trajectories), Adrien looks over third base, Alya, the girlboss that she is, handles Shortstop, while Kim, Juleka, and Nathaniel are all outfielders. While Kim's highly athletic and a runner and Juleka is frequently at the right spot to catch the ball in midair, Nathaniel is an art kid that wants nothing to do with this and would rather doodle comics.

As for batting, it's as you'd expect. The students that are muscular, sporty, or have spent time as superheroes (mainly Alya and Nino for the latter,) bat better. Ivan's a bit on the slow side and Juleka's a deceptively fast runner, however. It helps that her girlfriend's cheering her on.

Finally, the cheer squad. Chloe, being a talented gymnast and Mean Girl, kills it as a cheerleader, with Rose and Sabrina not being too far behind. Mylene's doing her best, Marinette keeps on tripping over her own feet, and Lila's doing the bare minimum and using faked health conditions as excuses. She also tries to take the other cheerleaders' earrings and rings in case they're Ladybug or Chat Noir, and makes more fake excuses when noticed. At one point Chloe and Lila start fighting. Sabrina tries to break it up.

Hawkmoth's really getting into the sport, by the way. Yelling, telling the enemy team what to do when they mess up, getting mad when his robot baseball players try to cheat, etc. Mostly because some of Gabriel's best times with Emile were at baseball games. He even proposed to her after a game!

Adrien, sweating a bit: "Why does Hawkmoth keep on looking at me? Has he figured out my identity?"

Hawkmoth, looking at Adrien: "My son isn't doing as well as I'd hoped. A pity. Is he not interested?"

Also the bleachers are filled up with some audience members, let in by the Mold. Not a full crowd by any means, but there's people! It helps Nadja is broadcasting the game as well. Marinette's parents are there. The Gorilla is whistling in support of Adrien and has a foam finger. Nathalie isn't there, though. She was never into the sport.

Of course, a bunch of middle schoolers don't fare too well against a team of lifeforms designed to be good at baseball. Alya, using her own form of Ladybug vision (or whatever it's called,) on the cheer squad, determines that Marinette should join the team in place of someone else. Nathaniel seems like the best choice due to being the worst player.

Nathaniel: "NO! I am not becoming a cheerleader! Can't I just sit on the bench or something?"

Alya: "We need six cheerleaders. We can't have a full pyramid with only five!"

Murmur of agreement from the others

Nathaniel: "...Well can't you get someone else to be a cheerleader instead? Why can't it be someone like Jule-Gets hit by a thrown baseball mitt and shoe-OW! Hey!"

Adrien: "Everyone, calm down. I'll be the cheerleader. I've never liked competitive team sports like baseball anyways. I'd rather be my own rival."

Adrien walks over to Marinette and hands her his hat and baseball mitt

Adrien: "Win the game for everyone here, okay?"

Marinette: (Internally) Adrien's counting on me. I can't let him down again! I'll win this game not just to keep my Miraculous, but so I can rebuild Adrien's trust in me!

For the record, I decided in my canon this episode takes a while after Marinette and Adrien got together before having a horribly messy break-up three episodes later, and in general this is meant to be platonic, but if you make art of this and change that dialogue a little for the sake of Adrienette, I won't be cranky.

But yeah. The entire cheer squad welcomes Adrien in with open arms because they're nice girls, Lila, Chloe, and Chloe's girlfriend. Also maybe I'd have Adrien in a skirt but I'll need consultation on that.

As for Marinette, her passion and muscle give the team the nudge and morale to outplay Hawkmoth's team and ultimately win. Taking the pitcher position from Alix, she throws fast, unpredictable balls to strike out the basebots, and she manages to outbat the pitching machine and hit a home run at the ninth inning while three of her teammates are on each of the bases.

Hawkmoth, is a man of his word, thankfully. A pretty good sport, too. He was pretty impressed He dispels his baseball team, skedaddles away, and finally dispels the Mold so Ladybug and Chat Noir can't immediately chase him.

At the ending part, in the Agreste Manor, Gabriel goes over to his son and said he heard all about his game, including what he said about competitive team sports.

"Did you mean all that?"

"Yes, father."

"Would you rather be a cheerleader than be in the basketball team?"

"Yes!"

And so Gabriel puts Adrien in the cheer squad instead of playing basketball and the two of them play a game of catch because Gabriel realized he's never done that with his son.

With baseball mitts and a baseball.

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-24: The Expulsion Episode (aka Ladybug)

Alright, for research purposes I decided to watch Volpina just to go back to season 1 and see if I was being too harsh on Marinette. The results I came to were that Marinette was partially motivated by Lila being a crappy person. But yeah. Big Lila episode. Big salt episode. I bet the expulsion portion's going to be gone through in no time flat.

Long-ass dinner table. Seriously, man. Do you want yourself and your son to be that not-even-metaphorically distant just so you can have the edge seats of your dinner table with too many goddamn seats? Do you ever have any big occasions where a bunch of people come over and have dinner these days that would put this table to use?

...Marinette's having another birthday party so soon? It's getting even harder for me to believe that thi-wait a minute! This is a flashback!

Lila just conveniently being in a building near where Marinette's birthday party is taking place.

Gabriel's just like "What's the hold-up, Lila? You're supposed to be relevant to the plot, remember? You declared war on Marinette."

Oh god I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from how poorly Marinette is handling this. I can't watch.

Lila's mom isn't even there while Marinette's is lmao

I was right. It did go fast!

The funniest anticlimax. "Time for a massive battle royale! Sike! Natalie's sick from using the Peacock Miraculous like Hawkmoth knew would happen when she first used it!"

Alya's majorly looking out for Marinette. What an amazing bestie. Those fics were wrong. Marinette's parents seem to believe her too.

Natalie you doofus simp

So is Duusuu supposed to be like that or is that the effect of a broken Miraculous or?

So the Peacock Miraculous just needs an object? Not a separate person or anything?

...And none of the heroes said anything about Mayura even after she appeared on-scene? No one noticed either?

Another clone shootoff so soon?

Natalie killed sapient life when she couldn't fufill her purpose anymore. Points docked.

Well, he's less "grandpa" and more "pa" if you catch my drift, Cattablack.

And there's the lying disease. They should really tell that to the class so they don't fall into any misinformation pits.

Well, at this point I don't know what to say here. That if Marinette should be expelled, it should be for creeping on Adrien or something? This is getting tiring. And the next two episodes are Chloe's character execution.

You know what? Here's something.

I might've said this before, but the reason why I'm getting so into Miraculous in the first place is to write a fanfic where I enter the world of Miraculous as someone completely OP and suplex and utterly defeat Hawkmoth. I'll also be doing other work, such as breaking down the lovesquare and outing other evils in the Miraculous world such as Chloe's karen of a mother, and also Lila. Except instead of suplexing her, I'll have to get tricky. Psychological warfare. Lila is a smuggie and hates being called a liar, so I know she'll get fuming if you say she's bad at lying! Like, seriously. There are a thousand other pets Jagged Stone would be more likely to own than a kitten. Not to mention poking holes in her lies or busting out alibis or people that have a sixth sense for others' personalities!

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-23: Felix

Ah, yes. PV Adrien. Except not really. And he knows he wasn't created the usual way but that's for later seasons or something. You ever think about how Felix with the Black Cat Miraculous would be Felix the Cat? I think of that constantly.

Does anyone have a scan of that bar of Marinette and her classmates that scrolls up quickly in the title sequence? Thanks in advance.

*Puts a wedding/magic ring around my basically dead wife*

Yippee! Natalie and Adrien smiling and waving at eachother!

Yippee! Communication between father and son!

Damn. One measily year? Really shows how short of a time Ladybug and Chat have been out for. Puts her KOing some time in Late April or Early May too based on my calendar for Miraculous.

EVERYONE IS HERE!

The Amelie reveal was pretty fun, honestly. Also they know damn well Adrien and Felix are clones.

Ring drama. Ring drama.

Yes! The perfect thing to say! Confess to him! Rip off the band-aid!

So does Felix dislike Adrien because he's servile to his father? Shouldn't he hate Gabriel instead then?

Why is Felix such an asshole? Why does he hate everyone? For what reason? Just because they weren't created by the Peacock Miraculous? Where were the other video messages?

Luka being amazing as always. Fine with whoever Marinette ends up with but will be there if she's alone. That's why he's the GOAT.

Natalie's still siding with Hawkmoth and is happy to akumatize people. Points docked.

Here comes the disrespect. How come Hawkmoth can just do personalized akumas instead of akuma groups? And why those old models? Oh right. Budget.

Love me a clone gun conundrum!

Natalie fighting off the Akumas on her own. Credit where it's due, swag.

Oh. That's who's who. In hindsight I should've checked the rings.

Seriously? Sexually harassing the woman trying to save you?

Bro's literally risking the apocalypse for Gabriel's rings. You won't be free if you're erased from reality alongside literally everything else.

So Hawkmoth can just ventriloquist through his akumas now? And they no longer have vengeance for Felix?

Oh hey! Someone getting properly punished for their actions and realizing they were at fault completely! Hopefully! I'm sure this will keep on happening, at least for Felix!

*Steals your ring*

He's so mad about it too lmao

I'm glad I got to see Luka. And Kagami for a split second. Also Felix is definitely an interesting character, to say the least. Was the "posing as evil Adrien" thing supposed to help Adrien in the long run? Was this all one big long master plan? How far down does the rabbit hole go?

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-22: Chat Blanc

Fun fact: One nickname I often have for Chat Noir is Cattablack (also my hypothetical name if I had the Black Cat Miraculous,) from "Cat Black," which is the English translation of "Chat Noir." However, the etymology for English black has the same origins as French White (also the word blank!), so in a sense, Cattablack is both Chat Noir and Chat Blanc! On with the show.

Straight to Emile's corpse. Also I have to wonder, where are those enormous windows with light shining through in the Agreste Manor? They have to be someplace open to daylight at least.

Awawawawa! The girlsquad! Also they do picnics, sleepovers, and the movies. Noted.

That "No." cut was great, though. Good on Marinette for not giving up, however. Good for Marinette on not quitting, the girlsquad for encouraging her, and Rose for having enough of this shit! Losing her favorite unicorn plushie probably helped.

But don't break into his house! He's not there, you weirdo! As much as I want this mahogany to end and for Adrien to friendzone her, stalking is NOT the way! On the other hand, if she did break and enter, it could out Marinette as a creep...

SHE'S SNIFFING THE PILLOW!?

Oh god now that he's connected the dots he's in love with Marinette. Plagg's trying his hardest but it's too late.

Oh right. This is the episode where Chat Noir gets akumatized and causes the End of Evangelion. Not what I normally think of when I think of Marinette and Adrien's relationship having catastrophic consequences, but still.

Also again with the time travel plots not making sense. Is the future set in stone or not!? Why are only things only disappearing when they change in Bunnix's rewind vision? It's Bill and Ted 3 all over again.

On the plus side, Marinette with her hair down.

Alix looking so uninterested while cheering and the animation errors lmao

Hadouken Cataclysm lmao

You know, Marinette's parents could've called CPS on Gabriel's controlling attitude, or Marinette could've explained truthfully why she broke up with Adrien.

So that's his response to discovering his father is Hawkmoth. Good to know.

That was a good mental breakdown. 10/10 there.

Bunnix, why are you getting a teenaged Ladybug to fix this? Can't you do it? Can't the adult Ladybug do it?

The end of the world!? That looks more like the end of at least two galaxies! Holy hell!

You could've just said the gift was from Marinette, Ladybug. Whatever.

So was that sunset scene in the normal or Chat Blanc timeline? I'm confused.

Well that was an interesting episode. Here's how Marinette and Adrien's relationship can ruin everything without Hawkmoth or any evil butterfly holder!

As we know, Marinette is obsessed with Adrien, to stalkerish levels, as shown by this very episode with her sniffing Adrien's pillow when she's all alone in his room.

She also shows controlling tendencies with her schedule of Adrien allowing her to know where he is for most of the time and her stealing his phone to delete an embarrassing message she sent him.

She's also prone to being vengeful, such as when Chloe, Lila, or Kagami get closer to Adrien then her.

Let's keep these traits in mind as we imagine there being no evil Butterfly or Peacock Miraculous users, maybe even no evil at all. Most likely those Miraculouses are in the good hands of the guardian, or Marinette. Also imagine that Marinette and Adrien know eachothers' identities and are older and dating, if not married.

On one day, Adrien arrives home a little later than usual for Marinette. Maybe he didn't keep track of time while spending time with his friends. Maybe he had to walk home and his phone was out of power.

Marinette starts to get worried. She tries to call him. He doesn't respond, either due to how noisy the social gathering is or because is phone is out.

When Adrien finally gets back, Marinette starts to fuss over him. She was so worried! She's so glad he's back. Where was he? He shouldn't do that again. Adrien doesn't think it's that big of a deal, but Marinette disagrees. The gap has formed.

Adrien at least tries to be more punctual, but that doesn't always work. Marinette starts to get more and more worried. What if he's cheating on her with someone else? She's had similar worries in the show, after all.

These conflicts begin to escalate. Marinette's concern for Adrien begins to turn to concern that he's doing something behind her back. An argument breaks out. Adrien notes that Marinette's acting like his father. This makes things worse.

Tension begins to build up until Marinette, someone who as Ladybug had to save so many of her loved ones by fighting them, does something she shouldn't have and immediately regrets. Maybe Adrien was in another verbal fight with her. Maybe he was going out somewhere, possibly to come back late or early.

Adrien Agreste is now in critical condition. It's unknown when he'll wake up, if ever. Marinette has to right this wrong and make sure this never happened, no matter what it takes.

If Tikki and Plagg didn't escape with their Miraculouses as they watched this relationship go to hell, all of reality shall be annihilated and recreated.

If one or both of them did manage to escape, then hey, she has or can easily take the Butterfly miraculous! All she needs to do is turn someone into a super and help them out with their problems in exchange for the Ladybug and Black Cat Miraculouses, wherever they are!

This isn't ensured to happen, but you have to admit Marinette has a lot of similarities to Gabriel Agreste, especially in regards to how she views Adrien. Not to mention that nowhere in the show is she ever really punished for those above negative traits. At points they're even excused.

Edit: Almost forgot to mention that Natalie seems to show remorse upon discovering Adrien is Chat Noir. More points for her!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous marinette #adrien agreste #miraculous adrien #chat noir #ml chat noir #ml ladybug #hawkmoth #marinette salt #marinette x consequences #ml salt #wow #this was a long one #chat blanc

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-21: The Puppeteer 2

Alright, this is a big episode! Maker-breaker! Do Alya and Nino care more about eachother than babysitting kids? Should Marinette date Adrien (definitely not, but I know damn well the statue scene is here.)

Oh my god! Pianist Plagg returns!

Alright, so Adrien tries to bring his best friend Nino to the wax museum with him, but Nino is currently on a date with Alya and so he has to bring his girlfriend along (must be a while after the Party Crasher incident. Alya didn't talk to him for a week!) and then Alya decides to bring Marinette along for the sake getting her and Adrien together (although she didn't want to, that's kinda rude.)

No. Please no. Marinette just babysit Manon. Say no. Be strong. Be resilient. Imagine it like if you go there Adrien will end up marrying Chloe.

Also Natalie's so understanding and lets all Adrien's friends and Manon come along! Points for her!

Thank you, Manon. Your innocence and bluntness will save this world from the calamity that is the Love Square.

Oh god. The spades thing was a good lie. She's getting better at this and I think Adrien's buying it. Bimbo.

The Adrien stalkers have gotten to the point of stealing his parts at the wax museum. At least it was just his arms. I could think of a lot worse parts to steal.

Ah yes, the wax museum. Where character models can be reused and not have to move!

The rewind was a nice transition, I'll admit.

Well, at least Alya's giving Marinette the choice.

Thanks for keeping Adrien company, Plagg. Even when Alya and Nino kinda ditch Marinette like that and Marinette panics, you're here for him.

Adrien cares so much about his friendship with Marinette. I love him.

Goddamn idiot teenagers forgetting about Manon.

So that was the statue scene. Marinette keeps on touching the fucking art. That's not allowed in museums. You'll smudge up the art. Except this time it was Adrien posing as a statue. Just more proof Marinette may not be the worst of the Adrien stalkers, but she's still an Adrien stalker.

They really didn't hesitate in that wax boss rush. Swag.

It feels like these resolutions are too short. Or maybe not. Iuno.

Honestly I won't just take Lukanette at this point. I'm fine with Kagaminette too. It'll take a lot of work and character development, but it'll be worth it if we get Lukadrien. Whatever. I would've preferred if this show was Miraculous: Tales of Crimson Experience and Nekokage. Or Miraculous: Tales of Tentomushi and whatever Luka's Black Cat name would be. Or just keep Chat Noir. I'm just tired of Marinette's shit. Maybe if she got consequences for her actions or something I'd be happy.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous #marinette salt #adrien agreste #miraculous adrien #chat noir #ml chat noir #alya cesaire #miraculous alya #nino lahiffe #miraculous nino #kwami swap #this one's because of the names I have #manon chamack #ml salt

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College Girl Squad!

Cheerleader! (Peaked in High School!)

So and So! (Verging on Burnout!)

What's His Face! (New Gender, New Identity!)

And the Ugly One! (Successful Entrepreneur!)

#teen girl squad #homestar runner #cheerleader #so and so #whats her face #whats his face #the ugly one #the four gregs are trans as well #they're the four girls now #h*r

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“but what if i’m being annoying :(“ everyone’s annoying dipshit it came free with fucking being alive and existing. now go talk to your friends

#saving this just in case

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-20: Party Crasher

This is the weird episode where Kim gets a Miraculous and Adrien's stalker (I'm still hesitant to call Marinette a stalker, despite her potential) gets akumatized and grows a mustache. Yeah.

They're FRIENDS!? The love square is a doomed relationship. Either that or I'm too harsh on Wayhem.

Oh, is this one of those "throw party while your parents are gone" episodes?

Alright, that hologram was a devious trick. I love it. And the lore for where Hawkmoth gets his butterflies. Also is Gabriel just going to hide in his secret rooms all weekend?

Boys party! Except for Nathaniel, for some reason. Is he too busy working on his comic with his boyfriend? Is Nathaniel even part of the boys' friend group?

Or not? Why wasn't he there then?

*Ditches a tree planting which would honestly be short with their muscle, forcing the girlies to do it all by themselves*

*Bribes Adrien's real dad with rare action figures*

*Didn't tell Adrien about their plan*

Oh phew. Marinette's on investigation duty. Still odd that she wasn't honest, though.

Discount YMCA

Oh, there they are. They were just late or something.

Wait, Marinette this is exactly what I feared you were doing, ditcher. Mylene Disrespect.

*Steals the power supply from the Agreste Mansion, putting Gabriel into crisis mode*

This is getting dumb and weird. What's Luka doing here? Is he possessed or something? He Would Not Fucking Do This. Or at least his sister should scold him or something.

The Chloe makeup joke was good, though.

Mario

Master Fu as well!? Hawkmoth could be here!

HE BROUGHT HIS MIRACLE BOX TOO!?

Oh my god the gorilla has earplugs in

Oh. That's where the mustache comes from.

King Monkey's alright, though. His powers are cool and I like how he glitches stuff up.

This episode doesn't end in Alya and the rest of the girlsquad chewing out the boys and Marinette (except for Adrien he's innocent) while Juleka pulls Luka by the ear in the background. This is objectively worse than Chameleon.

Disrespectful. Disrespectful! DISRESPECTFUL! This episode got me to side with the guy that chased after Adrien for an entire episode the last time he had a big presence. Nino was the anti-MVP of this episode. Marinette is still bad and she gets away with it as always. F tier episode. Mylene Disrespect. Disrespect of all the girlsquad minus Marinette, which means it's Juleka Disrespect again. This show just loves to disrespect her.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous marinette #ml ladybug #marinette salt #adrien agreste #miraculous adrien #chat noir #ml chat noir #nino salt #ml salt #mylene disrespect #juleka disrespect #rose disrespect #alya disrespect #alix disrespect #marinette x consequences

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-19: Timetagger

I'll be level: I'm not fond of Time Travel or Multiverse plots. The former can turn the show's timeline into pasta and almost always breaks the first law of thermodynamics. If you travel to the past and your past self is there, then there's a copy of the matter that makes up you. Where did that matter come from? The latter has the issue of being overdone these days and being a worldbuilding nightmare. You're multiplying the world you're building by however many parallel worlds are out there, typically infinity. I do think there are times where it can work, however. Time travel when it's the only thing focused on and can make it a good fun time like Bill and Ted, and the multiverse when we only focus on one universe and the occasionally parallel visitor or travel, like in Steel Ball Run. But who cares about that? This is an Alix episode! Woohoo!

Marinette, just say "Not again. Alya, can you handle the kids while I punch Mr. Pigeon in the face?"

Honestly a constantly rapping time travel villain that flings people to different timelines is pretty cool.

Also apparently everyone sent to the past has such a big impact they become famous in one way or another? Odd.

I'm not sure what's funnier. Chat Noir destroying relics in a museum with no hesitation or adult Bunnix being inside there.

Our watch

The revelation that the futuristic watch from one season 1 episode being a Miraculous is honestly pretty cool. I love a good callback.

Oh thank god their relationship isn't bonded there's a chance the world has a chance

Once again Chat Noir's complex about being useless strikes again

The teleporation battle was pretty fun. I liked how Timetagger sent her to the Ice Age, Cretaceous Era, Pompei's Eruption, and the Asteromorph-Gravital War. All Tomorrows is always canon.

The particle physics on that disintegration lmao

Wow, Lila saved Marinette's bacon there. To manipulate children, sure, but hey.

"The future isn't set in stone" except it is in this plot

Good episode, time travel aside!

#miraculous ladybug #miraculoustalesofladybugandcatnoir #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous marinette #ml ladybug #adrien agreste #miraculous adrien #chat noir #ml chat noir #alix kubdel #miraculous alix #time travel

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I'm reblogging every one of these $$$ posts. I need the kromer.

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-18: Ikari Gozen

Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode! Kagami episode!

As always Rose is cute. :)

Also Kagami's mother is just Gabriel Agreste except she's not Hawkmoth and has a voice-activated self-driving car in the year 2016. Someone needs to call CPS on her.

Kagami tricking the car with recordings of her mother. We love a girlboss here.

Yeah Marinette, Kagami is strong, brilliant, cute (wait, what?), and loves Adrien without idolizing him!

Marinette Costanza is at it again! This time she's trying to directly hamper who I'd rather see as the main character of the show that's making an effort to befriend her, so I hope Marinette at least gets a little bit of just desserts!

So does Alya just attract people too obsessed with Adrien or something?

Wow, for someone who's trying to befriend Marinette, Kagami's doing a better job at romancing Marinette!

Oh my god Kagami annihilated Marinette. She should be the one to roast Chloe.

Oh good. Marinette realized she was a jackass. And then she acts like a jackass again but in a different way.

They're not even being subtle with the vore anymore.

Kagami gains Logia fruit powers and the first thing she does is try to fight her mother while ignoring any plans. She has some real beef.

First Multimouse, now Ryuko. Goddamnit, why do all the coolest Miraculous heroes have to have an identity reveal so they only appear one time?

Kagami's a 2000 baby while Marinette is a 2001 baby. Noted.

How many Kagami episodes have we gotten so far? Riposte, half of Frozer, Animaestro, Oni-Chan, and this one. That's 4.5 episodes out of 69 (hehehee!) episodes I've watched so far. All I needed to want Kagami as one of the main two. She could work with either the Ladybug or Black Cat, honestly. She's a resourceful genius.

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-17: Stormy Weather 2

If Stormy Weather is so good, why isn't there a Stormy Weather 2?

Alright, Marinette offers to do things for Alya and Nino on her own volition. Noted.

It's kinda weird that Aurore is a whole celebrity in Paris and yet she goes to the same middle school as all the other main characters. That lends more to my "local town copy" theory.

Chloe what the Fuck. Stormy Weather was one of the better akumas.

Chloe, you realize "Once a villain, always a villain applies to you as well, right?"

In general if we can't give Chloe a therapist someone should at least roast her back and utterly break down her character until she's left catatonic.

Wait, Marinette still has that letter from the trash? Weird.

...Is this just a recap episode?

I hope Natalie's love for Adrien is greater than her love for Hawkmoth and Emile.

Hawkmoth, you're choosing to abandon your son in his greatest time of need because of your desire to get your dead wife back. This is why I see you as evil. Go and be a family man.

...This is a fucking recap episode.

I'm not sure if volcanoes have much to do with the weather. Isn't the weather only atmosphere-related? Also I think there's less of a concern of the volcano being used to make Earth fly away from the sun and more of the volcano spewing out the Earth's innards while doing that. No molten core means no magnetic field, or both eternal winter and no atmosphere!

Stormy Weather icing Chloe and Sabrina like that lmao

They didn't even show the fight. This is an episode made to be cheap. The twins moving in harmony are repeated animations.

Natalie's voice sounds computerized this episode. Is this intentional? Her VA not caring because it's a cheap filler episode? Wakfu season 2 all over again?

I fucking hate recap episodes. Objectively the worst kind of filler episode. If we were doing cheap filler episodes, could they have instead done 23 minutes of Rose and Juleka cuddling while Luka fiddles with his guitar in the background? I don't care how many repeated animations we get. It's worth it for me.

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-16: Gamer 2.0

Alright, we're entering the Akuma sequels. I'm not counting Reflekdoll because of the mecha there.

Gamimg with dad

"No amount of salt is going to fix this" is unintentionally the funniest line I've heard from this show.

Wait, was that just a dream? Was it not? I'm confused.

Marinette is being temped by the spirit demon of gaming

Shut the fuck up Chloe

Oh my god this is a Puppeteer-level threat

Oh. So it's a tournament arc. Also in general a game where you play as real people warped into abominations is kinda weird. Not kinda. Real weird.

When Marinette learns that the true meaning of gaming is doing things you can't do in the real world, the first thing she does is punch Lila. And then curb stomp Chloe. And Sabrina. And a bunch of other people. Wow.

You know, in fighting games final bosses are always overpowered. It would be a fair fight for both Ladybug and Cattablack to fight him at once. I love the player punch, though.

The salters live in opposite land. Chat Noir's joy in being a hero is a morale booster and not a hamper. He can be a bit of a prick when it comes to trying to date Ladybug, though.

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Bethany's Bizarre Miraculous Reviews Episode 3-15: Feast

Alright, this is the start of the big episodes in Season 3. The lore ones instead of relationship development that goes nowhere or episodes starring the side characters that I crave more content of. Let's go.

Again with Alya being more reasonable with Marinette and trying to figure out Miraculous lore and Hawkmoth's identity. Also Alix is here!

Ah, so Natalie's illness is caused by looking at the symbol of the Order! That just raises even further questions.

Ah, so Marinette's worried about Hawkmoth using the publicly-published lore to his gain! If only Ladybug could contact Alya to get the info privately and also clear up some things about Lila claiming to be her bestie...

Wow, taking a random child to become a guardian when he didn't want to? That would lead to disaster, honestly.

Also I guess he lost the Peacock and Butterfly by... tripping? Did they fall into the lava? Did the fall or pressure from a rock on top cause the peacock to break?

"I'm going to take your Miraculouses and leave Paris" and let Hawkmoth rule unreigned?

Also I see Chat isn't there again. I feel bad for him, honestly.

Plagg playing the piano was so cute!

Natalie's really milking herself dry for Hawkmoth, isn't she? Fool.

Bananoir 2: Revenge of Bananoir. Also Ladybug's disguised costume is better than her real one. Probably because she has a helmet.

The fact that Chat was joking around while his Kwami was at risk makes me believe his jokes are at least partially to blow off steam during the situation.

Oh my god. So doing Miracuous hero work is playing superheroes. Good gravy.

Another "getting eaten plan" by Ladybug. And she looks so happy doing it as well!

Hawkmoth knows who the guardian is now. Merde.

Also the Order of the Miraculous is back! Hopefully they can help now that they're not dead.

Fine lore episode. Feast or whatever the creature's name was coincidentally pretty similar to my "Miraculous Eater" concept in my fic. Here's a pic of one of them. They're purple with a cyan or pink underside, and although the image doesn't show it they're soft invertebrates. I think I should've drawn them with a more concave top like Globox or something.

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