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crossovereddie · 3 years

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Thoughts on 11x12 Series Finale

Okay I’m wine drunk and teary still so this might not make any sense but does it ever really make sense?

Kev is so dumb lmao

He’s that we’re the millers meme

Please someone get franny and Liam out of there

EMT Ian

How are they all still shocked by the shit Mickey says

Fuck this new girl I want Sandy

Carl is me needing coffee

This girl is so unnecessary this is the dumbest thing why would they even write her in

GET YOUR KID DEBBIE

pat pat

Mickey you’re not subtle

Good thing your husband is a himbo

He’s so sweet :((((((

Debbie and lip are annoying. Throw Tami in there too

MICKEY

Let my baby take the potato masher he needs it

Liam 😂

I actually really like the Mickey Debbie dynamic

He’s used to having a little sister to piss off :((((

Lip go back to college challenge

Not me triggered by this pregnancy lmaoooo

Kate’s bump :(

GOOD MEMORIES STAINED INTO THIS ONE

The 21st :((((((((((((

The glare lmao

WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS GIRL AROUND YOUR CHILD

Okay since Debbie is a fictional character am I allowed to mom shame her or are y’all gonna come for me

Who tf does that

Save franny

Just looking at those drinks Kev is making is making my stomach churn oh god 🤢

You can’t just call it a toilet?

Oh god don’t pick up a used mask 😩

RIP patsys

Oh my god now I’m thinking of CG

This job is actually perfect for dumbass Carl 😂😂

That’s so LA I fucking hate that they couldn’t film in Chicago 😭😭😭

I hope brad has a good life

Mickey makes his decisions based on blowjob capability

HUSBAND

GET MY ASS IN THAT POSITION YOU LIKE

Fuck this lady

FIGHT HER IAN

Mickey’s face lmao

HIS LITTLE CLAP GIVE YOUR HUSBAND SOME PIZZA IAN

He’s baby

SAVE FRANNY

DEBBIE IS THE WORST

Y’all I would be just as angry as Kev HOW DARE YOU PUT THEM IN OTHER JERSEYS THAN YOUR TEAMS

BURN THEM KEV

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GEOGRAPHY

IM WITH KEV ON THIS ONE

Wtf kinda tip is that

Carl looking out

This is pissing me tf off

Lip you’re so fucking smart please do something with it my gosh

This fucking asshole HE JUST MAKE YOU LOTS OF MONEY WTF

V just adopt Liam please

They’re gonna cook in their new apartment :((((

MICKEY IN LEATHER KINKY MF

CRIB

GIVE THEM A BABY

This was too much

HIS FACE IS TOO MUCH

I literally sobbed out “you’d be the best dad!!” And J just sighed and hugged me 😭😭😭😭

He’s over my shit but he cares I guess lmao

His fault for buying the wine

YOU WOULD NEVER BABY

YOU BOTH ARE GONNA BE THE BEST DADS

YOURE GONNA BE A GREAT DAD

This is the best comfort hug GIVE US MORE ANGLES COWARDS

Oh no the flashbacks are too much

Wait he has covid?

I didn’t catch that first time

I love a good pretend to forget an anniversary and surprise spouse

IANS LITTLE ONE YEAR AGO TODAY

he was so upset

I LOVE THIS MAN

ME TOO

MICKEYS SMILE

He’s so proud of himself

LAST EVER THUMB CARESS 😭😭😭😭😭

Is the band playing at last 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Omfg Kermit and tommy lmao

Why am I in love with this nurse

MICKEY DANCING I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

We all know Ian had zero doubts

OH MY GOD GIVE THIS MAN A BABY ITS WHAT HE WANTS

To raise a baby with his baby

This brothers scene made me 🥺🥺🥺

Now I miss my brother 🥺🥺🥺

This would’ve been a perfect I should probably go dance with my husband

this scene :(

THEYRE BEING SILLY HUSBANDS TOGETHER

Liam :(

I wanna watch them be husbands forever

Ian always has to hold

So much singing this season

Goodbye sweet nurse you’ll always have my heart

The letter omfg

MICKEY AND CARL

MICKEY AND LIAM

We just needed Mickey and lip and it would’ve been the holy trinity

I don’t know how I feel about frank floating

Also they should’ve warned me when the last ever Mickey shot was

Of course that happened lmao

Overall? I feel good about the way it ended. I’m not sad. Or it just hasn’t hit me. Oh god I miss Mickey already oh god oh god oh god

#LAST #weekly recap #weekly thoughts #mickey milkovich #shameless #gallavich #shameless us #ian gallagher #Lip gallagher #Liam Gallagher #Debbie gallagher #Carl gallagher #shameless final season #shameless last call #11x12 #shameless 11x12 #shameless spoilers

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vickylamore · 3 years

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Cyborg City

Series: [26 Days of Alphabetical AUs Fics - Mini Masterlist]

Letter + AU: Letter C, Cyborg AU (inspired by Obsession - EXO)

TW: Dark humour, gore, language, the governement

Pairing: Platonic!EXO , Brother!Park Chanyeol (EXO) x Sister!Female Reader

Genre: Cyborg AU, Crack, Headcanons

Word count: 2k

“if you stop running, we’ll have to detain you but it’ll hurt a lot less.”

“yeah, because that’s so fucking reassuring.”

you technically wouldn’t be having this conversation if you didn’t sneak into a government facility filled with biotechnology and get caught but go figure.

also, being on top of a super high building with cars literally racing each other near a highway isn’t really that fun but chances are you have a slim to none chance of surviving if he doesn’t get here in time.

it’ll be his head on a silver platter if he doesn’t hurry up.

the purple and blue fluorescent lights on every building and banner along with the pink hued sunset were really starting to hurt your eyes, you had to blink a couple times before taking a few steps back to stop the heavy geared officers from approaching you, the sole of your foot on the edge of the building.

“hey, get away from the edge.”

“you guys switched up so fast.” you couldn’t really tell if it was a woman or a man speaking because of the huge head gear while the other kept glancing at the distance between you and your possible death.

not that it mattered, it’s not like you’re going to jump.

“look, if you just put the bag down, we’ll let you go.”

“yeah,” you scoffed with a laugh, “by signing me to a fucking coffin. God, I hate the government.”

“I’ll lose my job!”

you sent the officer the most perplexed look you could pull off before laughing again, “that sounds like a you problem.”

“listen, I’ve got an older brother who’s in pretty bad shape and I need these things,” you glanced at your watch for a second before smiling at the officers, “so, if you’ll excuse me.”

“what are you-- hey!”

you just had to lean your back off the edge to start free falling. it was like a lucid dream, everything felt so calm and peaceful, even with the screaming in the background.

ever since the crisis in 2007, everything had switched from modern day technology to robots and cyborgs in a fourteen years, everything that was once run by humans were now taken over by robots.

which would explain the very dark futuristic allure to the entire city, it would also explain why you aren’t completely fearing for your life as of right now.

“come on, come on, come on…” you closed your eyes, the wind clotting your ears, everything seemingly becoming an eco around you.

was it fun falling? you almost laughed at the thought that crossed your mind.

of course not; it literally felt like you were in the middle of an airplane that had just entered low pressured air.

“Jongin I swear to god if you don’t catch me, I’m not the only one that’ll kill you in hell!” you wondered if he even heard you, let alone knows where you are.

your brother is going to be more than upset if he finds out that one of his partners let you go splat.

if he finds out. it really does depend on you if you can even get to him before his entire system goes haywire.

you opened your eyes and screamed; you were so much closer to the ground than you thought, you were just seconds away from actually dying.

I can’t believe this is happening.

the people on the sidelines were watching you’re so close to your own fucking death as others were already trying to call cyborg officers, those who aren’t necessarily 100% human, to catch you in time.

you might actually die.

at least it’ll be before your brother because that man is in pretty rough shape right now.

but you don’t know what's worse; dying by getting hit by an oncoming truck or dying because your system is making you go coo-coo.

“it’s fun watching someone plunge to their death.”

you’ve never felt so annoyed yet relieved that here his voice.

“bite me.”

now that Jongin was flying above you with a comical smirk on his face to play hero, he grabbed your waist just before you were supposed to come in contact with the truck and flew all the way to a building about ten miles from where you were.

“son of a bitch, don’t ever fucking do that again.” you hissed at the blue-green haired man while catching your breath, “I almost lost my life, not that I’m complaining but still.”

Jongin was your best friend and at the same time, your worst enemy. he's probably the reason you don’t sleep at night because of the endless phone calls and messages and the reason for nearly all your mental problems but is also the one person who hasn’t tried to intentionally kill you.

win-win? maybe.

he was actually the first person out of the six dumbasses to reveal himself as a cyborg; his left eye, although normal at first glance, is a red-eyed machine and his back has built-in boosters acquiring them after a freak car accident as a child.

“you’re alive are you not?” he deadpanned before smirking, “should’ve done myself a favour and let you die.”

taking you back to the bunker was easy, getting you inside was also pretty easy.

but getting you to the small makeshift lab with Chanyeol about to kill literally everyone he sees is honestly tragic.

what's even worse is that the rest of them were still trying to sedate him after you’ve been gone for nearly an hour.

can’t say you’re disappointed; your brother is pretty bad when upset.

luckily, another episode has stopped and he’s finally out cold, Jongdae laying him on the couch while letting out a tired breath.

right, another episode.

the crisis in ‘07 was the tragic story of a group of scientists who created several artificial intelligences in order to save the world.

that certainly didn’t go as planned.

the technology was so new that they didn’t realize the consequences of giving these computers unlimited access to the internet, to information and better yet, classified information from neighbouring countries.

despite the fact that that alone would have caused a war, nothing was solvable until the artificial intelligences started creating more and more of their own. they took over machines, systems, nearly everything that was filled with technology, poor or high end.

so what did the government decide to do? Find any machine part and use it on strangers and the weak to make them stronger and to possibly wipe out the crisis.

it worked for the first six years, even with the mass protests about sacrificing the lives of innocent people, they didn’t stop.

and it was in 2013 that the government started getting power hungry. they redid everything to make the city look much ‘tech-like’.

electricians were replaced by robots as well as carpenters, construction workers and anything to do with manual labour was all taken by the government.

less money to spend on people.

and the worse this was that they left those humans that had tech parts to rot away.

but they came back stronger than ever and nearly half the city as cyborgs while the other half is either the government or innocent people, like you and it’s literally the government vs the people and cyborgs.

so it’s fine :)

now an episode is when a cyborg system starts failing whether it’s because of heat, cold, water, electricity-- they’re also machines and some machines deal with some problems better than others.

your brother’s right eye is a bitch with a built in voice system.

yes, his right eye talks.

when the AI eye (lmao) starts overwriting itself, the cells in his body are so used to the machine in his body that they trust it and what happens when the body trusts something?

in Chanyeol’s case, his cells start attacking each other and that’s about it.

it sounds awful, which it is, but instead of getting sick he just gets super angry because little miss right eyeball decided to play peek-a-boo with evil and make him want to kill everyone he sees.

you peaked around the corner and walked into the living and saw all the guys laying on the floor with some half asleep.

the guys, EXO, a group meaning… something something organism were technically always friends and just got closer when they all learned they were cyborgs,

“his episode stopped?” you asked anyone.

“mh-hm.”

“and you just sedated him?”

“fucking take it or leave it,” Sehun complained with a groan and sat up, looking at the bag you have in between your fingers. “did you get everything?”

“yeah, I did,” you shook the bag and shuffled your way to the next room, “Baek, Myeon, catch a cure or catch a case, pick one.”

usually, you’d already have the serum already done and ready because you’re pretty smart and figured out how to reverse the effects with the help of Junmyeon and Baekhyun of course, the former with one with a half of einstein’s brain and the other half of an AI and the other one with built in sound-chips and fingers able to attract any metal at will like magnets.

best team to make a cure with^

making the entire serum is actually pretty easy, however, it just takes an entirety to cool down and if not giving at the right temperature, or at least close to it, Chanyeol dies.

fun.

and of course, right when the cure is about to be ready, your brother wakes up.

and it’s not him speaking.

it’s that fucking right eyes.

a loud crash comes from the living room, at which you three snap your heads towards the source of the noise. you immediately look at Baekhyun who cringes at whatever he’s hearing.

“what is it?”

“First off, that fucking voice is annoying and two,” the platinum silver male squints before pulling you to the side just in time to see a chair fly into the room and travel right where you were. “that eye has a vendetta against you.”

“hUh?”

as if your luck couldn’t get any better, that disgusting high ass voice rings through the compound, “come out here you punny bitch, I want another eye, a real one this time ha ha!”

“oh my gosh she sounds like Yumeko but like… computer voice Yumeko with reverb.”

“who?” you brushed Junmyeon off, “don’t worry about it, figure out a way to cool that thing down, you’re smart, figure it out. And Baek, I need ears so come with me.”

you just ran all the way to the living room while Baekhyun was helping you avoid anything she threw at you, including Jongin’s body.

when you arrived, you cringed really really hard, “you will catch me doing many things but you will never fucking catch me looking at that.” you gagged. “oh my gosh why is that fucking eye out of his fucking socket!?”

“It’s sci-fi!”

you screamed at the black haired male with a terrified expression, “when was this ever fiction?!”

“not the time!” Jongdae yelled at Sehun who’s finger had turned into a flamethrower.

a flamethrower.

Sehun is the least out of your fucking concerns but a flamethrower.

“we aren’t burning my brother!”

“oh my,” his voice made you want to hurl, not only was your brother giving you this really creepy smile but he sounded like your favorite anime protagonist. “she’s really cute when she’s mad!”

“oh shit.”

oh shit is right Jongdae, oh shit is right.

you don’t remember what happened but your eyes saw red, oops.

you remember saying something along the lines of, “you think I’m pretty when mad? well love, I’m about to be fucking gorgeous!”

and suddenly you were on his back bashing his head in with your fists.

which you know hurts because when you woke up, your knuckles were red and sore and Chanyeol had a gauze on the back of his head and a mild concussion.

apparently Junmyeon was able to cool down the serum just when you were about to kill your own brother because the AI in his eye called you ‘cute when mad’.

you were raised by that man, what was he expecting?

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symphonic-scream · 4 years

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Whoops, More Differences for my Jocks Kwami Swap

Copycat, Evillustrator, and Puppeteer time

Okay so, lemme just say that Copycat is my least favourite episode so far

I didn't like the vibes

This is also your reminder that this is my first time watching the series so I'm planning these as I watch them lmao

Okay so both Crimson Beetle and Chartreux Noire show up to the unveiling, and when the artist tries to hit on Kim after having him sign his cut out, Alix, knowing he's a minor, just gets them both out of there

Edit: so apparently artist dude (Theo?) Is like 16? So Alix just yeets Kim outa there because he's about to detransform and the dumbass doesn't notice cause he's too flattered

Artist dude thinks CB and CN are dating and gets akumatized because he thinks he could treat CB better

Alix, visiting her dad at the Louvre because I refuse to believe she actually lives there, sees Copycat happen live and is super offended because this dude CLEARLY doesn't sound or act like her and yet everyone's so quick to think "yeah CN sucks"

She follows him back to his warehouse where she transforms and calls Kim to come help her out

To tell them apart, he asks them to tell him the secret they share and Copycat says that they're dating

Kim just starts laughing. Hard.

Copycat is like hella confused and Alix just smirks up at him

"bitch, I'm gay"

They fight blah blah and artist guy promises not to blab about CN being gay until she's ready to publicly come out so he's chill

Okay so now on to my favourite of these three

Evillustrator, Nathaniel, my man

I love this episode a lot actually, and I don't wanna change it too much

Nath is upset with Chloe cause she's always meanest to Mari, so that's still there

For the science project, Alix is paired with Juleka and Nathaniel, and Kim's with Max and Rose

Honestly I just wanted to write Juleka,Nath, & Alix hanging out because they are my three favourite classmates hands down and you can't tell me their dynamic wouldn't be the absolute best

All of them are in the library when Evillustrator comes in to attack Chloe and Alix and Kim transform to fight him before going to guard Chloe at the hotel

Chloe is like all over CN, and Kim just keeps winking at her which is so not helping bro

On Chloe's bed in the episode there's a ladybug pillow, so this time she's got a little black cat (her custom CN doll sits on a table or something)

Alix figures out that Marinette may need saving and leaves Kim with Chloe

Chloe asks him to do the project and CB's like "haha, yeah, no. I know nothing about that lmao"

And they kinda cry/bond over not knowing what the projects about

Marinette in the room agrees to meet Evillustrator later for his 'birthday', after spying CN trying to signal her outside the window

Alix tells Mari that her and CB need her help to capture the akuma and return Nath to normal and Mari's like oh hell yeah

CN calls CB to get him in on the plan and tell him Chloe's safe so they go to stalk the boat date

They fail again because these dumb jocks just jump the gun and Nath catches them

Then they drop Mari at home and go to keep Chloe safe

Same ending really, but before class when Juleka and Alix go to catch Nath up on their project, Alix pulls him aside to talk

This is when they become friends, they bond over art

So, Puppeteer.

This one was hard to watch because I have a pretty big fear of small children and Manon terrifies me like no joke

Anywho, Nath and Alix are on that subway too because they also happen to be going to the movies because they are art mlm/wlw solidarity and sometimes Alix needs a break from her jock bro and small smart friend

They see Mari freaking out because Lady Wifi appears again and Alix just shoves Nath into Adrien on her way to transform with some stupid excuse

"uh, I have to go pick up some milk because Jalil forgot to when he went shopping haha he's so dumb, right?"

The Alix/Jalil dynamic I'm going with is me and my youngest sister; bastard siblings who are either fighting or teaming up for shenanigans, no in between

Anyways, Alix transforms and calls CB and they meet up at Mari's to grab their dolls

Uh oh they didn't get the CN one

Honestly this one won't be much different until they see Puppeteer and they're both like

"that's a child!"

In like the meme voice, if you know it

The jocks don't even debate fighting a child they're like "welp, an akumas an akuma" and get ready to wreck her shit

That part may just be in there to soothe me but can you really believe that these two wouldn't fight a child? Check and mate

They win and at some point Mari ended up at the station and CB and CN like beg her to make them copies of their own dolls because like, they're so sick and they want them

They totally meet up for patrol sometimes with them and have little battles with them that they do not talk about.

So uh yeah. Here you go. If you've got any suggestions, comments, concerns, or just want to question my tastes in episodes and akumas, go right ahead! I don't know much about this show and I'm very new to it, so I'd love to hear from some of y'all who have been fans longer than about a month lmao

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tellywoodtrash · 3 years

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immj2 20.11.20

new title card! everyone looking hottttttttttttttttt af!

no for real though, this chick needs to fucking insure her feet or something. itne disaster-prone pair maine zindagi mein nahi dekhe.

this idiot. honestly, he needs to know to pick his battles. he used to be soooooooo smart and shaatir. now he’s just dumb as fuckkkkkkk, the way he’s playing the game. i really don’t understand. i just don’t.

“riddhima tumhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai? tum khud aage badhke apne bure waqt ki ghadi set karti ho.” lmaooooooo that’s a brilliant line and exactly what she does!

standard DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT MY FAMILY WRONG blah blah from riddhima.

trollolololololololololol i honestly just put up with this character just to see vishal play himmmmmmm

blah blah tell dadi that i should get the business, then the property, then the family, and then this room of his....... ew, gross implication of that room thing aside, bro slow your rolllllllllllll. also why are you tellling her all this??? why the fuckkkkk would you give her a heads-up?!?!!?!?

sweetheart bhi bola. ugh. i hate when any man calls any woman that. it sounds patronizing and condescending as fuckkkk. also i just don’t get why he wants to be like vansh so muchhhhhhhhh when HIS PERSONALITY IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN VANSH’S WAS?!!?!?!!?

ok i’m bored with this scene now and fwding.

pls sis, don’t say wohiiiiiiiii shakal and all. new shakal is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old shakal. like, i have no words to describe the improvement.

here aryan be making some stupid shady deals and he’s like mwahahahahaha now that vansh is gone, there’s no one to stop me!!!!!! dude, he literally used to do that to prevent you from going to fucking jail, lmao. you are so fuckingggggggg dumb istg.

“sivaaye mere!” snort. this i’m gonna enjoyyyyyyyyyyy.

aryan like TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAAKHAAAAN?!!!?!? and quite rightly so.

this is their new thing in the show. they show this angle of kabir jab uski kuch zyaaaada hi khisakkkkk jaati hai.

AKLSJALKFJSLKDJFLSDKJFLKDSJLFKJDSLKFJDSLKJFLSKJD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

“seedhe mooh baat kii thi. tameez se jawaab dena chahiye tha.”

lmaooooooooooooooo i can’tttttttttt with this fuckerrrrrrr. why is he so fuckingggggg hilarious?????

meanwhile bhaabiji is back at mandir place asking around about vihaan. she’s describing him as “bodybuilder type” which, lol......... ok.

chaiwaala is i know who he is and can give you deets.

she’s like yehiiii haina???? and he’s like yeah kinda, but hotter. way hotter. ok he didn’t say it. i’m saying it. BUT IT’S THE TRUTH, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit she just had to give him 2x my wholeass monthly rentttttttt to get the deets. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk????? ALSO MY GOD WHO JUST CARRIES AROUND THIS MUCH CASH IN THEIR LIL DINKY GOING-TO-THE-MANDIR PURSE???????????

bhaiyyaji very very happy with his loot of the day butttttttttttt.........

lmao this one like I WORKED REALLY HARD AS AN ACCOUNTANT TO EARN THAT WAD OF CASH THAT SHE JUST HANDED TO YOU OK??????? YOU THINK SHE MAKES THIS MUCH AS NO-NAME PHYSIOTHERAPIST WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF ONE CLIENT????? AND NOW I’VE HAD TO SWITCH CAREERS. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. I HAD TO LEARN A WHOLEEEEEEEE NEW SKILLSET. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT ON COURSERA AND UDEMY AND GITHUB RIGHT AFTER FALLING OFF A CLIFF?????????? DO YA???????????

sorry shaktimaan.

“virus hoon main. ek baar laga gaya na toh zindagi ka file corrupt kar doonga.” lmaoooooooooo lord the dumbass tech related metaphorsssss.

ok that’s a bit much but mmmmmm baby i love to watch you work. esp. this outfit, unf. it’s really getting me so damn hot for you.

khud ki hi biwi ka phone number score karke itnaaaaaa khush kisi ko hote hue pehli baar dekha hai.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

aryan, who is literally tied to a chair is growling at kabir about how this won’t end well for him and kabir’s like..............

snorttttttttt i love this psychopathhhhhh.

kabir is like just use your ickle brain cell lil one. i’m a cop. i have alllll the details of every single shady thing you’ve done. first i’ll show it to the family, then to the authorities. and then there miiiiiiiiiiight be an encounter later.......... lmao yessssssssss, i love it.

“woh kya haina, samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hota hai. lekin tum itne samajhdaar nahi ho na, iss liye itne detail mein samjhaana pada!” i really cannot stop laughing at this scene. truly the evil bros dynamic i have been craving for from this show.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is enough for aryan to maarofy palti.

but ooooooooooops. he called him kabir. which we know is this one’s sore spot these days.

“kabir.................... sir?” lmfaooooooooooooo

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

bitch wht you callllllll vansh?????

“kabir...... bhai.”

OMFG THE STRAIGHT UP ORGASM FACE HE MADE AT THAT?!?!!??!?! JESUS KABIR I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY FOR THIS. EVEN FREUD DIDN’T COME UP WITH A THEORY FOR WHATEVER FREAKY “BHAIYYA ISSUES” YOU HAVE GROWN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUTTA NOWHERE.

aryan is literally like...............................

“ab BHAIYYA ki do baat dhyaaaaan sunna, ok????”

ok deal done. do shady fuckers have allied. kaisi ram milaaye usa-uk type jodi hai paapiyon ki.

aryan like but everything belongs to dadi now, and dadi is forsho gonna hand it all over to her laadli riddhima, who hates your guts.

“tum jitna smart mujhe samajhte ho, usse kahinnnnnn zyaada smart hoon main.”

aryan like ok but fr how exactly are you gonna achieve this??????/

“bhagwaan ne pehle hi tumhe dimaag kam diya hai. issi umar mein sab use karloge toh aage kya karoge??? jitna bola gaya hai, utna karo.” LMAO PLS MAN CAN WHOEVER IS WRITING KABIR’S LINES WRITE THEM FOR VIHAAN TOOOOOOOO. COZ THESE ARE GENUINELY SO FUNNY AND HIS ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING LAME.

riddhima walks in to aryan having already gotten dadi’s ear and having kabir involved in the business. he’s already signing papers and shit! idhar mereko debit card use karte waqt 4 baar sign karna hota hai to prove i’m the actual owner and didn’t just steal it from somewhere, and this guy just got signing authority to a wholeass empire in half an hour.

aryan talking soooooooooooo nicely about kabir and riddhima is like OK FOR SURE THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN THREATENED AND/OR BRIBED.

lmaooooooooo aryan again referred to him as “kabir” and K just cleared his throat all ominously. and promptlyyyyyyy aryan’s like “KABIR BHAI!!!! KABIR BHAI!!!!!!!!!”

uska jhattttt jawaaab bhi mil gaya universe se, hahahahahaha.

kaunsa bhai, kahaan ka bhai, haaaaan??????

oh boy. this angle again.

“isse vansh bhai ki jagah dena, business mein involve karna; kya deal hui hai tumhari, kitne mein becha hai tumne apne aap ko; bolo?!?!?!? ki tumhe yeh achanak se apna bhai lagne laga hai????” DAMN. I LOVE ISHANI. SHE’S SHARP AS A TACK. WHY THE FUCK WON’T DADI JUST GIVE HER THE EMPIRE?????????

dadi talking blah blah anupriya ka beta hai, yeh bhi tumhare bhai haina. god shut upppppppppp dadi.

“jeete-jee toh nahi, dadi. mere liye bhai ka sirf ek matlab tha, vansh bhai.” aw mannnnnnnnnnnn. i really hope we get more ishani/vansh-vihaan when he enters the house. i really wanna see more of their bond. he always was so soft for siya, but it’s so obvious that ishani loves him beyond belief. what a shame to not show us more of that.

“respect earn kii jaati hai, zabardasti lee nahi jaati.” DAMN RIGHT SIS. YOU TELL EMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

ab iss angle mein atke issko yeh kaun samjhaaye???

you know that realllllllllly dumbass cringeworthy song called psycho saiyyaan? they should remake it for this show and call it “aaya mora BHAIYYA psycho!!!”

so apt!

dadi apologizing some more for ishani and giving kabir khulaaaaaaaa rein to handle business. riddhima not happy about this and decides kuchhhhh toh karna hogaaaaaa.

she finally remembers of angre’s existence and that he is the only one who’ll really help her.

ISS GHAR KE SAARE MARD EK SE BADHKAR EK PAAGAL HAIN.

riddhima saying the saaaaaaame thing.

angre se bro ka judaai sahaa nahi jaa raha. brotp ho toh aisa.not that vansh articularly deserves this much love and loyalty, seeing the way he treated angre, but angre’s saying he was my boss, bhai, dost, everythingggggg to meeeee. awwww.

BUT ALSO THIS FUCKER FULLLLLY DOING THIS DRAMA HAVING HELPED VANSH SURVIVE AND CHANGE IDENTITIES, LIKH KE LELO MERE SE.

ishani coming in and is like at least he’s grieving bhai’s death. you toh let some other fucker into the house on bhai’s terhvi itself.

“sab apni life mein aage badh gaye hain. aise behave karr rahe hain jaise kuch hua hi nahi hai! kisi ko koi parvaah hi nahi hai ki vansh bhai humaare beech nahi hain.” aw mannn, i honestly love her the mosttttttttttttttt.

she’s like angre’s trying to take his pain out, usse toh chain paane do.

riddhima got a message from chaiwaala (no, not the one at 7, race course road) and bounces.

meanwhile angre is telling ishani to give the belt back and stop pretending she gives a fuck about him. she’s like i don’t, but i know you loved bhai as much as i do. so i won’t let you do this to yourself.

she’s like if you really want to honour him and give him peace, then we need to make a plan so that the fucker who’s ghusofied into his house can’t take his place. OMG YOU GUYS THEY’RE TEAMING UPPPPPPP?!?!?!??!!? A GENTLE BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, VANSH’S DEATH HAS BROUGHT NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO THIS SHOW.

cutiepie is waiting for wifey to show up. has some stupidass tech dialogue to maarofy about it but the less said about that, the better.

“message padha bhi nahi??? kaise pata karoon????” lmao itna bada hacker hai, and he’s at the mercy of whatsapp ka blue tick feature like the rest of us.

not to worry boo. she’s on her waaaaaay.

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILLLLLLLL HAVE ALL THE PICS OF THE FAM LYING OUT IF HE KNOWS SHE’S GONNA SHOW UP?!?!!?!?!?!

“intezaar bhi tab tak cute lagta hai jab tak frustrate na kar de; miss..... pretty raisinghania!” dude, whether he’s vansh or not, he’s simping so hard for her. i fucking love it.

oh shit she walks in as he’s heartttttteyeing over her piccccccc.

oh nope. he’s the flash flying jatt. already disappeared behind his desk.

yeah girl. i know. I KNOW!!!!!!!

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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sunflowerhae · 4 years

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Episode • 1/8

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Authors note• bro this is so long I’m so sorry I’m breaking it into parts for u (I HATE MY LIFE)

Warnings• mentions of death, language

Songs• something - the Beatles/ With love, Vincent - Murray Gold/ she’s so lovely - beach house

•Na Jaemin remembers the exact moment he first laid his eyes on Y/N Y/L/N.

•He was standing by his locker on the first day of sophomore year

•laughing with Jeno and Haechan about their new math teacher

•when she walked past him with two other girls, smiling and holding some books in her arms.

•Jaemin will tell anyone that listens that this was the first time he felt the air knocked out of his lungs

•He remembers thinking that she was the most beautiful girl that he had ever seen.

•He didn’t know who she was; he had never seen her before (he would remember) (sike he’s stupid)

•yet he knew that he would marry that girl.

•he was worried bc he didn’t know who tF she was, but don’t worry bc the second time he ever saw her was maybe 6 minutes later

•he walked into his 4th period Honors English 10 class, and she was talking to the teacher across the classroom, before moving and sitting down in the first empty seat she saw.

•Jaemin didn’t know what to do

•his new mystery dream girl was in his class.

•Should he sit next to her?

•Should he just ignore her and talk to her later?

•what is gonna wear?

•is he gonna cry?

•Jaemin didn’t have much time to decide

• a mere 10 second delay was all it took for three boys (also on the football team with Jaemin) to enter the room and wrap their arms around his shoulder

•ushering him over to an empty table in the back while showcasing their excitement about being in the same class together.

•Jaemin tried not to show his disappointment, and instead gave one of his usual, dazzling smiles (ya know the one!) while joking along with them

•trying to forget about the mystery girl (and the excitement he got when he learned her name during roll call)

•It was then that Na Jaemin’s and Y/N Y/L/N’s rolls in their story were set in stone.

•He would be the popular boy that everyone knew, but didn’t really know

•and you would be the quiet girl that only a few, special people knew of, but those people were your closest friends.

•And over the course of the next two years, it would stay that way. •Jaemin, secretly pining for you

•and you, thinking the beautiful boy as untouchable.

•That would, however, change, on one god forsaken, cloudy Friday.

•A Friday that would forever be ingrained in Jaemins memory as the day he sealed his lonely fate in the world

•and the day he lost his true soulmate

•before he even talked to her.

•If Haechan’s persistent moaning and groaning about school wasn’t enough

•the weather was gloomy and cloudy

•and anyone with eyes could tell that rain was to be expected. •Jaemin, secretly, didn’t mind.

•Although he would never share it, he loved the rain.

•What he did mind, was his friends continuous bitching.

•”Hyuck, shut up,” -Renjun, 2020

•I mean he wasn’t even paying attention to the group, too preoccupied w his sketch book, sometimes glancing up at a girl that sat across the school yard, before looking back down at his sketch book (spoilers for something I’m writing??? Hehe you’ll never know hehe)

•all Jeno did was MenTion that rainy weather meant football practice would be cancelled

•hyucks smile was BaCk

•Jaemin was not impressed

•okay the conversation went something like this

“Damn Na, why are you looking at me like how my mom looks when my report card come in?” -full sun

•You literally insulted football to my face.” -nana

•haechan let out a loud laugh

•at Jaemin’s expense

•“you don’t know the ups and downs of High-school football” -nojam and injunnie

•also at Jaemins expense

•due to an ongoing joke that Jaemin reminded their friend group of the teenage redhead from riverdale

•Na Jaemin was so upset, he didn’t even eat his fries.

•”I wouldn’t care so much if I wasn’t the fucking captain of the team, hyuck. I mean, I gotta hold you responsible to a certain degree, you’re the fucking quarterback!” -Na Jaemin

•someone bully him

•so as that is happening, 2/3 of the missing members of their group come in HOT

•I mean literally

•they’re breathing heavily and everything

•acting like they just ran a mf marathon

•jisung YEETS his bag in the table (covering Renjuns sketchbook, which annoyed the fuck out of the older boy, but really who cares)

•”Guys guys guys! You will never guess who we just saw in the library!” -Mochi

•”lemme give it a try; mark?” -bitch ass Chinese bitch (renjun)

•”No! We saw Mar- wait what? How’d you know?” -child prodigy Zhong Chenle

•“Uhh, maybe because he texted in the group chat that he was gonna be in the library?” -nojam makin a comeback

•”Okay okay, but - can I have a fry? - did hew shay who hedt be wif?”

•”Swallow your fucking food first, le.” -smart boy you guess who

(Whew are y’all getting sensory overload like I AM)

•“He said, did he say who he’d be with, though? No, he didn’t, but guess who WE saw him with,” -jisung bringing the T E A.

•no one answers

•Chenle and jisung give each other the “we’re friends w dumbasses” look

•“Y/n! He was sitting with y/n!”

•oh shit

•Everyone quickly turned their heads to Jaemin

•tell me why this boy was glaring at the table like it messed w his daughter

•Out of everyone ever, the only people who knew about Jaemins secret crush was the 5 boys sitting with Jaemin

•and the one sitting in the library with said secret crush.

•They didn’t even really know, they just knew that they once saw Jaemin slip something like a note into Y/n’s locker junior year

•and Jaemin made up a bullshit excuse that it was something for class that no one

•-not even Jeno, who always trusted his friends -

•believed.

•”why aren’t you mad”

•”you should be angry”

•literally all of the present boys were THROWING it on jaemin

•and naturally -

•he deflected

•”bro I’m not even upset, I don’t like y/n!”

•lmao K

•now at this point

•the boys thought they were helping

•really

•it was innocent they promise.

•really how were they to know what was going to happen

•so hyuck had JOKED and said that if Jaemin didn’t like u, he wouldn’t mind hurting u

•it was super harmless

•unTil

•some other popular ppl walked over RIGHT as Haechan said that

•and he was like oh fuck

•but silently

•bc Haechan knew what Jaemin was like

•if it was just their lil group still, Jaemin would have told hyuck to fuck off

•but Jaemin was terrified to lose his reputation

•he was an insecure boy

•he would have really done anything to keep his position as most popular boy in school

•so when one of his jock friends dares Jaemin to get you to date him until prom, get ur virginity the night before, and then ditch u at prom and tell you it was all a dare in front of everyone and that he never liked you

•well

•he stupidly agrees

•the dreamies agree with it

•only bc they don’t actually think Jaemin will last

•they think he’ll back out last minute and stay w you

•and that Jaemin will finally get u

•wishful thinking

•you were failing math

•it’s not that you were stupid, you weren’t

•you just R E A L L Y hated math

•and your mom was so upset w your grade

•my girl forced u to get a tutor

•good thing u knew mark

•he agreed to meet w you in the library Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s at lunch

•and Thursday’s if you needed it

•thank god 4 mark

•everything was going Super Fine™️

•up until you both look up when you hear squealing and the sound of someone smacking someone else

•and there’s jisung and Chenle,

•staring at you both

•and squealing

•and smacking each other on the arms

•before just plain running out

•”if I don’t go after them, they’ll tell all of our friends that we’re marrying each other, so i should go.” -Mark fucking Lee

•so you’re walking towards your locker to put all of your math work in it,

•and when you open it, a lil note falls out and flutters to the ground

•your smile: 3% -> 95%

•honestly you were kinda having a shitty day

•so you were so happy to see a note in your locker

•you had been receiving love notes since you were in sophomore year

•you don’t remember exactly when during the year

•but one day, they were just there

•you were excited to add another one to your box

•this one wasn’t big, it just said “Your Personality makes me want to be a better person! I hope you have a beautiful day, sunshine!”

•the rim of the paper had squiggly yellow lines, and the bottom had a poorly drawn sunshine, with a heart, like always

•you didn’t know who your secret admirer was

•but you wish you did

•u lowkey loved them

•you’re still smiling about it as you walk into your 7th period math class

•and the note was found at lunch, like an hour ago

•they make you so happy

•you silently sat down in your seat, and stared off into space with a dreamy look on your face

•and THATS how Jaemin knew you got his note

•you always had that look when you read his notes

•not that you knew it was from him

•it made him so happy

•even if you two had never talked before, he still freaking loved that he could make you smile

•Jaemin wasn’t happy for long

•he tried not to let you notice him staring at you in class,

•it was kinda hard, seeing as you two literally sat next to each other

•he couldn’t believe he had to break your heart

•he wanted to die lowkey lol

•but he had to do it

•not really, but really

•so he took a deep breath

•and opened his mouth

Continued here

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the-cookie-of-doom · 5 years

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@hogwarts anon

okay so i read your prompt and I know you want Hogwarts stitch but hear me out.... Durmstrang Stiles and Beauxbatons Mitch (I know it’s an all-girls school but I‘m ignoring that. Also where do the male French wizards go, huh?) in the tri wizard tournament And Thomas could be the Hufflepuff representing Hogwarts

Barring that, here are some ideas out of Misplaced

Stiles: Is that a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me? Mitch: *pulls a snake out of his pocket*

Stiles is an Animagus and turns into a fox. Mitch is pissed when he finds out bc when Stiles had to do the part of the spell where he can’t talk for a month (? help I haven’t read the books I don't remember the process) Stiles told him it was because he was in mourning for the anniversary of Claudia’s death. Which was, in fact, months away.

Mitch can speak parseltongue, which is why his familiar is a snake. No one knows about her because most of the time she is a tattoo. Stiles thought the tattoo was fake because every time he sees it it’s somewhere different, this being because she can move around. Which Mitch can feel. Stiles now understands why Mitch sometimes gets jumpy in class.

When practicing their patronus’, Mitch asks what Stiles’ memory is (in this case being very intimate nd not something you share with just anyone) and Stiles says it’s the first time Mitch kissed him/something along those lines, I haven’t decided. Mitch is embarrassed by the honesty and responds something not serious, like when he pranked a teacher, because he is a dumbass and bad at Feelings. It’s actually something very mushy and also having to do with Stiles.

They became friends during a quidditch game. Mitch, in keeping with book canon, is a star player. Stiles is more klutzy but starting to get good. One of his teammates sabotages Mitch right as he’s about to catch the snitch and knocks him off his broom, and Stiles catches him. Possibly resulting in them both falling and landing in the hospital wing because again, Stiles is a klutz.

It was a very close call for both of them when they were sorted. It was Stiles’ willingness to do anything, no matter how underhanded, that landed him in Slytherin, and Mitch’s stubbornness when it comes to doing what he sees as the right thing that landed him in Gryffindor.

They’re similar enough in all the wrong ways that before that quidditch game, they were almost constantly at each other’s throats, figuratively and literally. Stiles is good with spells and dueling because he can spot a weakness a mile away, but Mitch is the first to straight up punch a bitch, which of course none of the wizards are ever expecting.

Following that, since this takes place years after Harry Potter ends, that has basically become a comic in the modern world. Mitch secretly idolizes Sirius, and Stiles adores Hermione because he loves smart lady’s. Both of them are a little bit in love with quidditch legend Ginny.

Once they team up they’re basically the Weasly twins 2.0. Headmaster McGonagall is exhausted, please let her rest.

They’re transfer students that came in a few years late, which is part of the reason their sorting was so strange. They didn’t grow up with the idea of the 4 houses (and subsequently build their personalities around them) which made them both difficult. Mitch got expelled from Ilvermorny and Stiles was going to Durmstrang but then some Things happened and he ended up going to Hogwarts instead.

Mitch puts his name in for the TWT* and Stiles is bitter because he won’t be 17 for another month. Mitch gets picked and they’re both shocked because it wasn’t like they thought he actually would, and uhhhh what if something bad happens. Stiles is Stiles, so he makes Mitch practice offensive spells with him every day because he’s still not the best with those, and what if Voldemort or some other evil wizard shows up again? (”Stiles he’s dead.” “Yeah that’s what they thought LAST TIME too.”) In return Mitch makes Stiles learn hand to hand, which leads to sexy things, because as anyone who’s sparred with someone they’re attracted to before knows, that comes with a lot of sexual tension.

Mitch is essentially Loki and Stiles is Dr. Strange here. Sure, Mitch could use a spell, but he’d rather just stab someone. Meanwhile Stiles is getting magic all over the place.

*this part might be a spinoff oneshot, idk, I don’t have it all planned off yet.

The reason I’m putting all this here is because, as you can see, this will not be a short prompt lmao. I’m thinking maybe even a series of short fics, and the series title will be Misplaced, given the nature of what you wanted <3

If anyone has any other ideas of things to include in this verse feel free to add on in a reblog or ask lol (but don’t comment because I never get notifications for those) I want more things to add in here but idk that much about Harry Potter outside of the movies.

#im… sorely tempted #why do I do this to myself #ahhh #ive never written an actual Hogwarts Au before lmfao #but ive always loved the idea of Durmstrang Stiles #cookie writes #stitch #stiles x mitch #teen wolf #American assassin

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sombrz · 5 years

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Hello please talk about king explosion murder

THE BOY!!!!!

can you believe i spent months trying to be lowkey about my bakugou ships? it took me a while to even admit he was my favourite despite the fact i knew from the start i’d end up a bakugou stan. i never had a ‘oh no this kid’s a mean terrible person’ phase - it was a ‘oh, i can’t Reveal my character tastes like this. not like this.’ phase.

this got…..long. so uh. under the cut it goes:

ANYWAY: i ship bakugou with…..uh…….a lot of characters. kiribaku is the easiest to explain - dumbass jock boyfriends who do shit like baku using kiri as a hammer to make mochi. and kiri being gung-ho about testing his unbreakable mode (which, btw, was motivated by bakugou’s words!!!) by having bakugou fucking. use howlitzer impact on him. you know how i feel about bro ships (hint: i love them). how kiri went from ‘man this bakugou guy is nuts!!! we have to stop him!!!!’ to ‘wow bakugou is so manly and cool and i wanna be by his side’ in the span of (1) one-on-one convo. HE LIKES BAKUGOU SO MUCH. IT’S CUTE. LIKE, I DON’T THINK BAKUGOU GETS HOW HAPPY HE MAKES KIRISHIMA LMAO. how bakugou so readily accepted kiri as an equal - bakugou, who only had two categories for people [extras vs rivals], never thought to seriously think of kiri as anything but an ally and a friend, people always talk how kirishima was the first classmate bakugou even bothered remembering the name of, and with reason, since it says a lot. kiri’s got quite a bit of mlm subtext going on, tbh, and bakugou’s the source of almost all of it. soooooo there’s that too.

but i’ve also fallen Deep into bakudeku. it’s the shared development, okay. the history and complex emotions and the slowburn to becoming partners. there’s just so much, and they’re so ENTRENCHED in each other. for better or worse, for how much they might dislike the fact they can’t stop thinking about each other, they just can’t help it. they couldn’t understand each other at all but somehow still knew the other inside and out. and deku’s been so smitten since he was like a baby 3 year old and it breaks my heart. it’s honestly one of my favourite shounen rival ships bc it keeps subverting your expectations. and every episode/chapter that deals with their issues and nudges them closer to the ideal - the endgame - is guranteed to be among the best. they’re the backbone of the series, and i love watching them grow together. the fact that they’re currently HEALTHY RIVALS AND TENTATIVE FRIENDS (like deku feels so comfortable gushing over bakugou to his face again and bakugou is so invested in deku’s improvement & is only snappy w/ him out of reflex lmao)….that bakugou is deku’s secret keeper and deku is the one person bakugou allows himself to be vulnerable around……HOO BOY. i just imagined bakugou holding out his hand for deku to take - or accepting deku’s hand at all - and died.

ALSO, TODOBAKU….my darkhorse ship, which hit me in the face one day when i realized how a) hilarious they are together and b) how the series keeps shoving them together (sometimes literally - thanks slidin’ go for giving them the group hug they deserved). i love how they’re so different yet similar - bakugou is loud and obnoxious while todoroki is stern and quiet, but they’re both rude prodigies who needed to be jumpkicked into realizing that they could become better people with the help of others instead of letting anger and bitterness swallow them up. and the provisional exam course made it so they were forced to hang out with each other 95% of the time for three whole months and i LIVE FOR THAT. i love how funny they are - todoroki is snarky & doesn’t even bat an eyelash over bakugou’s tantrums but genuinely tries to be nice and make friends with him! bakugou is so petty and wants todoroki’s attention soooo bad but don’t think i haven’t noticed that most times we’ve seen him genuinely smile has been in todoroki’s presence (ok, then todoroki reacts to it and bakugou instantly goes back to a snarl but STILL). also the fact that the narrative doesn’t want us to forget that bakugou eavesdropped on todoroki telling deku about his family, and bakugou is always Alert and keeping an eye on todo whenever endeavour is involved bc he’s sympathetic and y’know??? cares????? SO GOOD. AND THEY’RE SUCH A GOOD TEAM - SURPRISINGLY IN SYNC AND THEIR QUIRKS MATCH UP AND I LOVE THEM!

GOD, HORI…..BAKUGOU/URARAKA WOULD BE SO GOOD. like, can you *imagine* the sheer potential of a ship that you only really have them interact during one goddamn tournament fight and yet it becomes arguably the most popular het ship in your series (w/ only the main character and his canon love interest as real competition????) i love them though, like,,,,i find it so interesting that uraraka has shown, despite again - minimal onscreen interaction - that she understands bakugou better than most. she knows how he’d handle their fight and uses that to her advantage. (and while she still lost, she gained his respect and a new drive to get stronger!) she’s the one who brings up how HE’D feel about the plan to go rescue him - that his pride would prevent him from easily accepting help. i’m desperately trying to figure out a way they could animate that omake where uraraka plants herself in deku’s seat and demands that bakugou bury the hatchet with him while gently but firmly calling him out for his root issue of fear and his defense mechanism of violently pushing deku away. and it managed to calm him down and honestly, i wouldn’t be surprised if he ruminated on those words for a while. IT’S SO GOOD, WHY WASN’T IT IN THE STORY ITSELF!!! and like, the mere fact he respects her a lot and ended up *psyched* to continue fighting her - and after he’s told deku had nothing to do with her plan, i don’t think he’d make that mistake again, which makes it easier for him to understand her back. he knows she’s smart and talented and that everyone else was wrong to underestimate her. also, i love that uraraka thinks bakugou is like…..funny? he’s out there threatening to murder kaminari and uraraka’s like ‘hahaha :’’)))’ bc she has such a Bro/vulgar sense of humour. like, i think they’d have a lot of fun together. LET THEM TALK MORE, PLS!!!!

THOSE ARE MY MAIN SHIPS BUT I ALSO SHIP HIM WITH THE REST OF THE BAKUSQUAD! BOTH PLATONICALLY AND ROMANTICALLY! I HAVE NO SHAME! baku/kami is so underrated and great - kaminari is just as much bakugou’s bff as kirishima is, tbh, and he has absolutely No Chill which makes their interactions - especially the further the story goes and bakugou’s edges soften - so much fun. one moment, he’ll be casually commenting that bakugou is the worst and needs to change his whole rotten personality - then the next second, he’ll be sprawled all over him, calling him kacchan and defending his honour from actual haters. and bakugou just fucbdhfhd lets this happen. bakugou likes kaminari enough to just let him. do whatever the hell he wants. ALSO, THE BAND. admittedly, sero is the only one with enough common sense and actual standards to avoid dating bakugou (’HE’LL NEVER BE BEAUTIFUL’ ghdhfhd sero) but i still adore them. sero’s so tricksy and loves playing the reverse psychology trick on bakugou, who just constantly falls for it. i bet he was the first person bakugou let just hang out in his room, and he probably appreciates that sero actually gives him his space when he needs it! i can’t believe baku/sero is the Real ‘bakugou pining’ ship. @ hori: GIVE MINA AND BAKUGOU ACTUAL INTERACTIONS, GDI. i’m forced to headcanon their whole dynamic from near-scratch. whereas kiri and kami are more the type to glue themselves to bakugou’s back, i imagine mina’s the type to actively drag bakugou along places. she probably cried when she found out that a) his parents are rich designers (’BUY ME CLOTHES, BAKUGOUUUU’) and b) his glycerin-based quirk and taking after his mom means he usually has perfect skin and has never broken out in his life. she doesn’t speak to him for a week until he takes her out to dinner and buys her a cute dress. and i’m super fond of baku/jirou. i love that their dynamic is like…..while the rest of their friends are doing dumb shit For The VineTM, they’re on the sidelines waiting for shit to hit the fan. they’re punk buds and prob do that couples clothes switch thing a lot just to see if anyone notices. jirou bosses him around and he takes all her advice seriously and like, they trust each other! they have great team synergy! she was the first person bakugou both consciously protected and asked to protect him in turn!! DID I MENTION THE BAND?? i also ship him with camie! it’s just such a funny concept to imagine - like imagine you’re in class 1A and bakugou shows up out of nowhere with a hot girlfriend who talks. like that. and she makes him laugh??? and no, seriously, does he actually understand what the hell she’s saying???? WHAT’S HAPPENING. but yeah, she very casually teases him but also seemed comfortable w/ him right off the bat and i know in my heart that bakugou relented and let her have his phone number. also, i find it funny people started shipping him with shindou after bakugou was the one to call him out for being duplicitous. bakugou’s the type of character that just needs to interact with another character once and *someone* out there will be like ‘what if………..they were dating’ and that’s so valid of them.

good bakugou ot3/ot4s: kirishima/bakugou/uraraka, todoroki/midoriya/bakugou, todoroki/inasa/camie/bakugou. i reblog a looooot of kirishima/kaminari/bakugou and bakugou/uraraka/midoriya even tho i don’t actually ship either as an ot3 that much, oops? they’re good ships tho.

is there something i’m missing? I MIGHT BE MISSING SOMETHING.

#katsuki bakugou #asfornow #questions #reply #but you were the one in my life #your declaration of war was to the wrong person #if you refuse to go down it means you're stupidly strong #what part of her was frail #bakusquad

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generallynerdy · 6 years

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Nest (Clint Barton X Reader)

Summary: All Clint wants to do is take you on a date. Is that so much to ask? Apparently, it is for the Avengers. Even Natasha is screwing up his every effort to have a little time to spend with just you. Yes, just you, even if that idea seems ridiculous to his teammates. After countless interruptions, Clint thinks he’s found the perfect solution.

Requested by boredcheetah84 (AO3): How about a Clint Barton x Reader where the reader and Clint are just trying to go on a date and the other Avengers keep ruining it. Finally they hide in one Clint's nests.

Key: (Y/N) - your name

Warnings: fluff, annoying Avengers but that’s basically a guarantee (at least Clint thinks so)

Note: this is better than my last clint x reader i swear. also i'm free to work on requests more now! yay! gonna catch up on criminal minds so i can do those 3 spencer reid requests i have lmao. maybe i'll finally get to finishing Kitten as well, but i kinda doubt it...as well as companion. I have that one completely planned out, i just gotta make the words go. thanks for being patient you guys! <3

“Welcome to Avengers’ Tower,” Clint introduces with a grin as the two of you enter the building, “Formerly Stark Tower and home of the World’s Mightiest Heroes.”

“And then there’s my boyfriend,” You tease, your arm entwined with his, “Their roommate.”

“Ouch!” Clint feigns offense, clutching at his chest as if you’ve shot him, “My heart! Betrayed by my own love!”

You smack his arm and roll your eyes, “Dramatic much, babe? What did you say we were gonna do here, anyway? Aren’t you worried the team will interrupt?”

“Nah,” Clint waves you off, “They’re all dumb as a box of rocks; won’t even notice we’re here.”

So, hand in hand, the two of you explore the tower, grabbing all you need for Clint’s little plan. As it turns out, he wants to host a little picnic on the top of the tower, just for the two of you. You think it’s sweet and he knows it, acting smug with that little smirk of his. The pair of you reach the tower’s top and start to enjoy your meal, not having spotted any of his teammates so far. Unfortunately, it doesn’t last long.

“Food!” A young voice gasps, suddenly appearing out of nowhere.

Spiderman- though more like Spider Boy- swings into view, landing right next to you and Clint. He reaches down to grab a sandwich and immediately starts stuffing his face, making Clint frown. The kid clearly has realised what’s going on here.

You giggle a little, thinking it’s kind of cute. Clint just rolls his eyes, “Pete-”

However, he’s interrupted by another landing, this one heavier and more chatty. “Clint, you son of a gun. Talk about a feast!”

Falcon, better known as Sam Wilson, joins in on the picnic-hijacking. Clint lets out a heavy sigh, trying to gain his teammates’ attention, but none of them listen. Even more ironically, a tiny figure appears, too. You assume that’s Ant-man, especially with how annoyed Clint is.

With a final sigh, Clint stands and holds out his hand to help you up. Once both of you are standing, he grabs a few remnants of your meal and starts leading you back into the tower.

“It’s fine,” He says grumpily, “Let’s just go eat in the lab.”

The lab seems like an interesting idea and probably unsafe, but you trust your boyfriend. Things only seem to get worse when you finally get down to the lab levels, though.

You and Clint turn the corner with small smiles, excited to finally get some peace and quiet, only to find that the lab is in just as much chaos. Tony and Bruce are running around screaming like chickens with their heads cut off, a mystical green smoke filling the lab, that you have luckily not entered yet. This sight makes you and Clint stop in your tracks before slowly backing out.

Again, Clint huffs, “Okay, Plan C.” He smiles a little brighter, starting back toward the elevator. “Movie night.”

“I get to pick!” You call with a giggle at his immediate pout. “Don’t worry, I won’t make you watch Titanic again.”

“Ugh, that movie…” Clint shivers, pointing an accusing finger at you, “You test my patience. It was the most awful thing I’ve ever watched.”

“Agreed,” You smile and link your arm with his, heading up toward the living room.

Once you get popcorn, licorice- which you swear is a better movie-going snack than Clint’s popcorn- and some drinks, you’re all set for your movie night. You sit down on the couch in the tower’s massive living room and start up the Greatest Showman, glad that everything is finally quiet. Your movie-going experience is actually pretty nice...for about 30 minutes.

Cuddled up against your boyfriend, you can feel him sigh heavily when someone shows up. For a second, he seems relieved. It’s Natasha; his friend and colleague who will definitely respect his desire to have a moment alone with his date. But, he’s totally wrong.

Natasha takes one look at you, at the screen, then at Clint and smirks devilishly. She leaps over the back of the couch, flopping onto it, “I love this movie.”

Clint groans, rubbing his face, “I hate you so much.”

“Shush,” You tease, “It’s just Nat.”

Natasha grins proudly, sticking her tongue out at Clint childishly, “Your date loves me more than you. How does it feel?”

“Better than being the awkward third wheel,” Clint retorts, “Wait till we make out.”

“Shut it, both of you,” You hiss, somewhat red at Clint’s suggestion. You would prefer not doing that in front of other people, especially not Natasha. She’d never let you live it down. “This is the best part.”

Over the next thirty minutes, things only get worse. Natasha isn’t the only one who crashes the party. The guys from upstairs show, whispering and stealing snacks all throughout the movie. Then, Tony and Bruce pop up, exhausted from dealing with the situation downstairs. Even worse, the Captain, the by far most respectful member of the team, doesn’t realise that this was meant to be a date and joins in watching, too.

Clint isn’t even able to enjoy the movie anymore, he’s so irritated. You do your best to comfort him, but he isn’t having it. Just when the movie hits the 1 hour mark, he suddenly brightens, glancing around at his teammates.

He motions for you to be quiet and crawls over the back of the couch silently, holding out his hand to help you over, too. With a grin and many almost failed attempts not to giggle, you follow him and the both of you sneak out of the room. Soon, you’re running down the tower’s halls, Clint dragging you along by tightly holding your hand.

Eventually, you reach a balcony right next to the massive Avengers sign on the outside of the tower. Panting, the two of you take a second to laugh and catch your breath.

“Wh- what are we doing here?” You ask with a grin, still full of giggles.

Clint smiles deviously before pointing toward the A in Avengers, standing so close to you that you can feel his breath on your cheek. “Don’t know why I didn’t think of it before.”

You follow his gesture and see a massive grouping of building materials that looks almost like organised chaos. You tilt your head a little, confused as to what it is before you realise it. You almost snort with laughter, “Really, Clint?”

“What?” He asks innocently, starting to lead you toward one of his many hidden nests in the tower. “I think it’s great.”

“It’s freezing,” You protest knowingly.

“No, it’s not,” He says in a singsong tone, helping you climb into the very realistic bird’s nest.

Inside it, you find an unbelievable stack of pillows and blankets, as well as a secret stash of food for a ‘midnight snack’ as your boyfriend puts it. You roll your eyes at his ridiculousness, but can’t help thinking that this is the perfect place to hide from his teammates. Even though he’s a crazy son of a bitch, your Clint Barton is one smart cookie. He even has a tub of cookies in this nest.

The two of you settle in with your blankets and pillows, laughing and talking about how dumb his so-called friends are. Eventually, you both go silent and find yourself watching the stars, which look especially bright tonight.

“The stars are beautiful,” You breathe out, Clint’s arm lazily draped around your shoulders.

“You know what else is beautiful?” Clint says with a smirk.

You frown, “If you say me, I swear-”

“Lucky,” Clint laughs, referencing his darling dog. Sometimes you think he loves that dog more than he loves you, but, then again, you can’t really blame him.

You laugh along, “Yeah, Lucky’s gorgeous. He would hate it up here.”

“Yeah, he would,” Clint chuckles. The two of you are quiet for a moment and Clint leans down to kiss your head, “I love you, (Y/N). Thanks for putting up with my crew of dumbasses.”

You giggle and reach upward to peck his lips, “They’re not too bad, at least when you’ve got a nest on hand to escape them.”

And there the two of you fall asleep, hidden in a stocked, human-sized bird’s nest right below the A in the Avenger sign. It’s also there that Clint’s team find you the next morning, too adorably cuddled up to wake...but not for Nat, who wakes you up with a recording of obnoxious bird calls.

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shima-draws · 4 years

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Psst tell us the Keroro aus

uwu

So I had two main ones and one sort of minor one that was more of a concept

The minor one was basically “What if Akuaku had swallowed Keroro and gained his abilities after all?” And I made an Akuaku!Keroro design for it and everything!! I’ll have to dig it up lol

As for the other two—

One was sort of a sad concept where during an invasion attempt, Keroro’s sick and therefore pushes too far (because he’s a dumbass) and there’s an accident with their invasion robot. Fuyuki gets seriously injured as a result and Natsumi kicks Keroro out of the house, who goes without a fuss because holy fuck he almost killed his best friend. Keroro develops a guilt complex, everyone is panicking because Keroro actually left for real and they cannot find where he went because he was actually smart and disabled anything that Kururu could use to track him, Natsumi feels AWFUL because it was really a spur of the moment thing, and when Fuyuki recovers and asks them all where Keroro is they’re all like 😬 and he has a breakdown because his best friend might be gone forever, and Fuyuki KNOWS Keroro’s blaming himself for everything when it really wasn’t his fault. Meanwhile Keroro winds up in another city and somehow mysteriously got transformed into a human (the original idea behind that was that the transformation was a result of the sickness he had, tho I can’t remember why I wrote it that way lol). This actually makes it easier for him to blend in and try to move on and make sure that the Platoon can’t find him. He meets a girl named Sakura (haha cringey OC) and starts living with her while he tries to figure out what to do about the invasion. Back to the Hinatas, everyone starts desperately searching for Keroro, but they can’t find him anywhere (and Kururu can’t even track his life energy because oop!! He’s not a Keronian anymore!) so it’s all honestly one huge mess. Eventually Fuyuki is the one to find out where Keroro went because he bumps into him in the city Kero now lives in, and Fuyuki’s just like “Gunsou?!!” and Keroro’s just like “Oh SHIT OH FUCK” and panics and immediately tries to make a run for it cjsnncnsnsn

Fuyuki manages to convince Keroro to come home (obviously) and Sakura joins the gang. I had a whole other plot after that where Dark comes back to Pekopon with a warning about some dark forces invading or something like that lol and there’s fun ship war times because high school me loved drama and love triangles. That’s about as far as that idea got at least with concepts, it’s not really an AU and more of a canon divergence thing haha

And the other one. Whew! This one’s my favorite still!! The idea was that Pekopon did get invaded, but not by the Platoon—they got completely taken over by the Keron army and all of the humans were taken in as slaves. Keroro, despite his high position in the army, becomes uneasy when he sees how the humans are being treated. (I mean in canon he’ll go on rants about how Pekoponians are useless creatures only meant to be slaves but I don’t think he’d ever want to see them actually get hurt;;) After witnessing some of the soldiers beating a helpless human teen (and guess who it is. Yeah. It’s Fuyuki uwu) Keroro’s like okay nope I’m out of here and decides to desert the army. He’s like what’s the point of invading if you can’t make it fun?! What’s the point of destroying a planet with so much culture and Gundam models smh. It takes a little convincing but eventually the rest of the Platoon decide to come with him!! (Besides Dororo who agrees right away and is like thank GOD.) And so begins their grand adventure of taking down the army with their little ragtag team and resorting to hit and run tactics. Eventually their rebel force starts to gain more members until they become quite a respected group, even though they’re marked as traitors. Keroro’s like did I seriously start a revolution?? I can take major credit for this!! Lmao

At one point they realize oh shit this is a thing that we are doing and we’re going to need some major help. So Kururu’s like if we can’t rely on Keronians why don’t we rely on Pekoponians? They have the advantage in numbers, we just need to rally them. So this starts a big rescue mission to retrieve five to start off with (the Platoon’s partners!!) Kururu’s the one to pick them all out and Keroro sees Fuyuki’s file and goes !!!! How the FUCK did you know that this kid was the one to make me question everything and Kururu’s just like >:3c

They go get their Pekoponjins and the rescue mission is a success! Keroro and Fuyuki bond a lot on the way back to base and Keroro’s like oh my god why would the army try to hurt someone so wonderful and kind Fuyuki has literally never done anything wrong in his life ever. (And that’s a fact.) Keroro starts calling him Fuyuki-dono to make him feel more comfortable and they fall back into their regular routine in canon and it’s soft. Everyone else bonds with their human partners and the entire Platoon is like yeah okay we’re definitely going to save this planet and invade it the RIGHT way. The rest of the AU is basically just about their fight against the Keron army, tho there’s tons of shenanigans all in between, Dark gets involved because of course he does this is me we’re talking about, Kururu and Saburo create an AI program modeled after Keroro called DK-666 (reference to the last ep ;) ) who wreaks havoc, there’s more shenanigans, and angst, and it’s a good fun time

#I love the reverse invasion AU 🥺#It’s so near and dear to my heart uwu #Shima answers questions #Keroro Gunsou #Sgt Frog #Long post #Keroro #Fuyuki Hinata #Shima’s AUs

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tellywoodtrash · 6 years

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dang starting off with anika standing outside the room cordoned off with all the crime scene tape. kindaaaaa gutting.

also, is there a point of all this tape? like... it’s in their HOUSE... who’s to know if anyone goes in and tampers with the active crime scene as it is rn? shouldn’t the police have finished up all the crime scene investigation, cleaned up the scene and left the room free for use? if not, post guards there to prevent trespassing. yeh kya baat hui ki tape maar diya aur chal diye?

shivaay’s just zombie walking through the house. cool.

oh, what’s this? what’s he gathering himself for?

greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. he’s going to do “biwi nahi ho” waala jaap, to make her feel even worse. bitch did you even have a proper conversation with her about nancy in your fucking bed???????? how the fuck do you think she feels about THAT?

“main nahi chaahta ki duniya tumhe khooni ki biwi kahe.”

uh that’s nice and all, but that’s what they’re gonna call her anyway. since it’s now official record (as per the statements given by EVERYONE to the police) that she’s your wife.

LMAO “NAYE SHEHAR MEIN CHALE JAO”. WOW. GHAR SE HI NAHI, SHEHAR SE BHI NIKAAL RAHA HAI.

(which is what he threatened chachi with on anika’s bday. seems like it’s his go-to plan in any given scenario in this universe.)

lol of course this dheent won’t go.

main hoti toh mast shimla jaake khud ka ek chotaaaa sa bed and breakfast kholti. and it’d have a tiny apple orchard too... and the bnb would have its own resident doggie, a giant floofy sheepdog. maybe two, three bunnies as well... a few chickens that’ll provide eggs...

ok sorry. i got carried away by the dreams of a new life fully bankrolled by a murder suspect billionaire husband. *sigh* some girls have all the luck.

“tum apni zindagi ko mushkil mein daalna chaahti ho!”

LMAO WASN’T THAT ESTABLISHED SINCE THE DAY SHE VOWED TO MAKE YOU PUT THAT MANGALSUTRA ON HER, BY HOOK OR CROOK?

“kyunki aap mere pati hai.”

i swear to the lord above, every time i hear this bs, i lose 8 years off my lifespan.

there. she said it once more. at this rate by the end of this track, imma be dead by 32. (and the show will still be on. and these two fuckers will STILL BE AT IT.)

“agni ko sakshi maanke aapki har pareshaani aur mushkil mein saath dene ka vachan diya hai maine.”

uhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao no you didn’t? you weren’t even fucking conscious during the phere. pata nahi TAB iske hosh thikaane nahi the, ya AB nahi hai.

whatever i’m giving up on her bs and just enjoying his excellent hangdog face.

oh suddenly she has a phd in clinical psychology and is a therapist.

“naa main aapka saath chodungi, naa aapka haath.”

lmaooooooooooo his face is like ‘srsly what the fuck i gotta do to get this chick off my back????? nancy ka toh khoon maine nahi kiya, lekin shaayad ISKA karna padega.’

some more puppy face.

+ 10 to her for asking consent (though maybe -3 for not actually waiting for a solid yes.)

oh good for you, shivaay! you haven’t regressed into not knowing how to hug back! i’m proud of you!

damn he really needed that hug. my poor broken son.

great, the world’s most sasta CSI team is on the case.

“we have to prove shivaay is innocent.” “how?” “by finding evidence that he is.” LMAO WOWWWWW AISE TOH HUMNE SOCHA HI NAHI OM!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.

ummmmmm no shivaay. you can be proven innocent without knowing who the real murderer is. that’s exactly what om just said.

tight security my assssssssssss.

om is literally the worst detective ever.

.......... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO WERE NOT SOBER. THEY WERE SLOSHED BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THEM.

lmaoooooooooooo ofc noone believes him. aur banaa milaavati punch har party ke liye.

bro, just the display for the cameras were damaged. the cameras should still be doing their fucking thing. just hook it up to a new display system.

oh goooody! shivaay’s trespassing into the crime scene and adding some more of his dna and shit in there. brilliant!

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SASTA ZOOM OUT/SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE. (look closely in upper left window and wave at shivaay!)

AND ISN’T THAT THE BUILDING HE MAAROFIED CHALAANG FROM BUT WITHOUT THE CGI ADDED 30 FLOORS????/

ALSO THE OBEROI GROUNDS ARE SO LARGE, THERE’S NO WAY ANY BUILDING IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH WHAT’S HAPPENING INSIDE THE HOUSE. WHAT COMPLETEEEEEEEE RUBBISH.

oh boy. bhavya’s not happy at the reports. looks like she’s going to have to arrest mr. oberoi, who she’d just gotten around to liking.

oh god now who’s this ARMAAN SAXENA???? (also pfffffffffft, such a typical tellywood “rich person” name.)

i love how this building ka cctv footage focuses more on oberoi mansion than its own premises.

good to see officer dad still be supportive to bhavya.

LMAO COOL. NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

THIS IS HIS BIG PLAN??????? SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARMS???????

.... how did they check the entire building to know it’s a false alarm sooo quickly?

also lmaooooooo are you telling me alllll the security footage of this big commercial complex is stored in a laptop???????/ that shivaay is now just putting a usb drive into and taking??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. AMAZE.

whaaaaaaaat the fuck are they even getting from this one mile away ka footage?

LMAO THAT DHUNDLA FIGURE BEYOND THE CURTAINS? REALLLLLY?????

ok come the fuckkkkkkkkkkk on, that’s soooooooooo obviously mohit. like fuck, it could not MORE obviously be him. look at the build and height.

btw so glad this episode has had no mohit (beyond this) so far. phew.

are these fuckers blind????? how can they not tell that this is mohit????? he’s got like 3 inches and 5 more kilos of solid muscle on him compared to shivaay.

LMAO WHY DOES FWDING A DIGITAL VIDEO FILE PRODUCE THE TAPE WINDING WAALA NOISE?

wow rudra has no issues watching someone get murdered. everyone else is flinching and looking away but he’s watching it with eyes wide open.

DUDE YOU’RE SO IDIOTIC, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS. LORD.

anika and om’s only tassalli is “yeh (tu) nahi ho sakta.” provide proof you idiots.

shivaay is on his ownnnnnn trip. godddddddddddd.

rudra’s been studying law from like... tv or something. he has some bare minimum knowledge, but most of it seems to be from watching too many late night CID/crime patrol/saavdhan india reruns.

great. om’s panicking. that should be reassuring for shivaay. that his wall is falling apart.

this one is imagining himself chakki peesing and peesing and peesing already.

LMAO OK THE POLICE SIRENS RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT ARE NOT HELPING.

MOHIT IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE??????????? WHY THE FUCK??????????????????

of course it’s gonna be shivaay’s fingerprints. mohit kachcha khilaadi thodi hai.

lmao i reallllllllllly love how bhavya tells mohit and rudra to stfu every time they act too smart. this itself has made me a bhavya fan. you go girl. shut down their mansplaining.

fucking dumbasses, trying to teach her her job. ACP BANNA HALWA HAI KYA???????

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF CALLING THE COMMISSIONER INSTEAD OF A FUCKING LAWYER???????????

again, bhavya having to explain her job to these fucking idiots. lord. i hate men.

ofc tej doesn’t help. or let om do anything to help. he can literally die in a fire.

daaaaamn that wall of oberois.

also feeling more sexual tension between om/bhavya than rudra/bhavya.

lol kunal just has some kinda weird sexual chemistry with literally everyone huh.

DO NOT TELL ME SHIVAAY’S DUMB ASS RAN AWAY AGAIN. PLEASE.

OMFG. THIS FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH HIM????????????

#ishqbaaz #ishqbaaaz #ib episode liveblogs #episode liveblogs

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