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And that’s...Fooly Cooly.
What an interesting show. I find myself wishing that it was longer; there’s so much worldbuilding that would’ve been cool to see fleshed out. On the other hand, the brevity and mystery of the show really helps drive home Naota’s perspective--all of this is happening so swiftly in his life and so confusingly on top of that that he gets overwhelmed and latches on to the one constant in all of it.
The show is a very interesting metaphor for the changes that come during your teenage years--the new experiences, feelings, responsibilities...all the strange and wonderful and terrifying things that are happening to you as you hit puberty and transition into being a proper teenager. I’m a little embarrassed that it took me as long as it did (the end of episode 4, if I recall correctly) to realize that, but the show IS very fast-paced, and I found myself a little overwhelmed as a result.
Naota’s a very good protagonist (and I’m always a sucker for Barbara Goodson), but I again found myself wishing we’d gotten to see more of him interacting with his classmates and friends. Those were some entertaining side characters, but I feel like they could have done more with them. I wonder what the reason for making it a six-episode show was; was that the way the story was originally written? Was that all they could get approval for? Was this show based on the manga, or was the manga based on the show?
I keep talking about my desire for there to be more show, to delve more deeply into the characters and worldbuilding, but thinking about it, that might have been a detriment to the character of Raharu. She benefits greatly from remaining unexplained until the final episode, and I think revealing more about her would have taken that away. And Naota and Raharu are the important bits of the show, after all, so I guess the short episode count is a good thing.
You may have noticed me complaining incessantly about Raharu and Mamimi romancing a twelve-year-old, but that’s from an adult perspective--they’re perfect to illustrate the awakening feelings of a kid going through puberty, and as gross as it is to me, they’re used very effectively to that end.
The soundtrack is also very interesting, incidentally--I don’t think I’d listen to any of it independently of the series (it’s just not my genre) but it sets the tone and mood of the show VERY well. I don’t think the show would be the same with a more traditional soundtrack, and I really should give it a proper listen without the distraction of the dialogue and visuals.
Anyways, that’s Fooly Cooly! What an excellent show. Give it a watch, I liked it a lot.
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23.11.18
LMAO WTH IS THIS REALLY BAD CGI JUGNU/TAARE/WHATEVER AND MOON AND LIKE.... COME TF ON.
like i appreciate the sentiment and all but man, it looks really terrible. esp. compared to what arnav and asad and all did.
abbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar stick your tongue in her mouthhhhhhhhh instead of giving an astronomy lesson
nani is also disappointed i think. ke akele mein hai phir bhi kuch kar nahi rahe the.
lmao shivaay's wary look at bhavya and her police waale skillz.
team ki adla badli. chalo.
dadi is into gender segregation.
cute.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhh i don't like this song.
lol everyone else looks better than shivika.
eye-fucking to the max.
lmao.
these two fuckers. tum logon ne paanch saal enjoy kiya na? now let them also get their jollies.
oh boy om has his phone. let's hope anika isn't planning to sext.
lol khanna truly is the hanuman to shivika's ram/sita huh.
ok fwd fwd fwd.
lmao rikara are real clingy sleepers huh.
ok om is chatty too. how tf does gauri get any sleep whatsoever?
aw it was cute how they jumped into each others arms.
ok fwding all this dadi/nani bhoot bakchodi.
waah kya imaandaar chowkidaar hai guest house pe.
god she's so impressed by such janky bs.
generic chand toh mere saamne hai waala line.
ok fwding through this puerile naach gaana bs.
LMAO THE GUESTHOUSE HAS THE OFFICIAL GMAT REVIEW GUIDE. (that book has haunted my hopes and dreams and life and i never fucking wanna see it again. ever.)
26.11.18
nose touch. cute.
abbbbbbbe yaaaaaaaar. locked in nonsense.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO “DHRUV TAARA, DHRUV TAARA; ABHI DHRUV TAARE KI TARAH WAHIN PE EK JAGAAH PE KHADE RAHIYE!!!!!!!”
god he's so annoying.
phone toh om ke paas hai na?
uske liye bhi daant padi.
billu still trying to maarofy chance.
REJECTED.
waah prinku is veryyyyyyyyyy enthu.
kahnna bhaiyya bhi bade chamak rahein hain.
haaaaaaye sahil got so big. i'm a little emosh.
i kinda love the dadi/nani brotp? like nani is so awesome she makes dadi tolerable.
damnnnnnn, girls look reaaaaal good.
lolololol bhaiyya chori ho gaye.
man i'm really really gonna miss these two.
“aaj kal ke naujwaan shaadi se bohut katraate hain.” pft.
“kahin BHAAAAAAAAG toh nahi gayi????”
lol her delivery of that line was really good.
ugh this girl is just too perfect.
oh these two made their peace.
om is this close to having an aneurysm.
lmaoooooo these two idiots. GOD I'M REALLY GONNA MISSSSSSSS ALL THIS PLATONIC FUCKERYYYYYYY. MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
“humari ladki bhi bohut hi sundar lag rahi hai; jab taiyyar hokar aayegi na toh aapke bhaiyya nazar bhi nahi aayenge.”
“nazar toh abhi bhi nahi aa rahe.” SNORT.
abbe iski germany aur finland ke glass ka main........
lmao rudra and gauri and their bs diversionary tactics.
nani is literally like bro idgaf about the ruvya love story. just like the rest of us, lmao.
.......... how is this the love story? why were they hanging out together in the first place?
mansi says "rudra" in a veryyyyyyy odd manner. it's always bothered me.
ugh boring, fwding.
so ruvya got married first?
lmao nani is legit like WILL YOU PPL LET ME WITNESS THE SHAADI OF MY GRANDSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
yas rikara story time!!!!!
UGH THESE FUCKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND THEIR EYE SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
dost????????/ u wot m8????????
gauri's like bitch i don't have dost feelings for your dumb super-bang-worthy ass.
THE WAY HE PULLED HERRRRRRRRRRRR.
SHIFTY LOVE EYES.
ok that was a very hurried and not smooth proposal but it got the answer we all wanted so yay.
LMAO SAME ENERGY
“haalaat.... jo hain, agar uske badalne ka main intezaar karte raha toh zindagi katt jayegi humari. toh main haalaton ko badalne ka mauka nahi dena chahta, main bas tumse itna pooch raha hoon gauri ke, kya tum is rishte ko doosra naam dena chahti ho, shaadi karogi; haan ya na??”
oh man more like it. it wasn’t perfect-perfect, but it was entirely them and ughhhhhhhh my heart. i might retcon a little bit of this in my headcanon post but for the most part, keep it the same.
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i love them so much i am cryinggggggggggggggg.
LMAO RUDRA BAITING DADI AND HER FALLING FOR IT TILL NANI WAS LIKE BISH STFU
yeah i'm really gonna miss these two fuckers.
27.11.18
maaaaaaaaaaaan i really missed leenesh's comedyyyyyyyyyyyyy. aw mannnnn it's the last few days offfffff ittttttttttttt. sniff. sob.
hahaha rikara are experttttttttttttt blackmailers aren't they.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKER'S ROOF LASER PROOF??????? DOES HE LIVE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE ATTACKS FROM DR. EVIL ARE IMMINENT???????
indian jugaad: anger your wife to the point she screams at you so loud that the aas paas waale come running in to investigate.
lol ruvya mein mallika ki rooh aa gayi and they're becoming bhagode dulha/dulhan.
“pehle asli dulhan bhaag gayi, ab nakli waali bhi bhaag gayi?” snort.
lol isn't that anika/gauri's shawl type thingy from some past outfit?
this fucken cutie.
LMAO CAN'T THESE PPL SEE THAT SHIVAAY IS SUDDENLY TALLER??????/ AND THAT ANIKA IS SUDDENLY SMALLER?????????
this fool and this phone waala dukhda.
same, anika. #same.
the couple that engages in subterfuge together, stays together.
LMAOOOOOO RUVYA BHI AA GAYE.
hahahahahaha om's death glare at rudra. pakde jaana <<<<<<<< showing stink face at baby bro.
snort.
“bhaaga kyun?”
”main darr gaya tha!!!!!”
“TOH AAYA KYUN????????”
“anika bhaabi ke wajaah se!!!!”
“TERA GALA GHOT DUNGA MAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
some anon sent me an ask yest about how this was the shittiest ep ever and tbh anon, idk wtf you're talking about coz this is comedy gold and i've missed this kinda shenanigans.
lol both their faces at the wives.
lo finally yeh dono bhi aa gaye.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE WAY ANIKA JUST THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS
phone waala rant idhar bhi. everyone is alarmed.
chalo ab jao and get this shit over with.
haan haan theek hai. achche lag rahe ho.
omkara fullllllllllllly checking out his bride too.
marital perfection my dudes. fucking amazing.
ugh cute cute cute.
gauri doing the gattbandhan OML i'm cryingggggggggg. she never got to do it on allllll the other times. she did this timeeeeeeee. snifffff. i’m so emotional you guys.
ugh his heart eyes even when she’s not looking.
congrats you two!
but noone will ever be as perfect as these two. ugh. my heart. my fucking heart.
le. lag gayi nazar.
ouff fwding nani/dadi nonsense.
OH GOD THESE IDIOTS AND SUHAAG RAAT ADVICE.
i am shivaay, like... jfc literally fuck off you idiots.
i love how omru are completely convinced that shivaay is terrible in bed. lmaooooooo matlab, did tia tip them off or like.... where's this knowledge coming from?
omfg ghaaspoos khaate hain toh stamina hoga nahi. jfc they're really not pulling anyyyyyyyy punches.
OH GOD ENERGY DRINK WHY DO THESE FUCKS TRY TO DRUG THIS MAN BEFORE HIS SUHAAGRAAT ATTEMPTS IN EVERY UNIVERSE
wow prinku's suddenly bouncing all over the place.
ab yeh naya chooza kaun hai????
ok gareeb hai. par kuch aur bhi shady hai. abbe yaaaaaaaaaaar.this prinku has worst taste in men in every universe. seedhe seedhe gauri ko wife kar deti toh koi masla hi nahi hota.
28.11.18
i have gauri's exact same face. ewwwww, that's what she's wearing for her suhaag raat?????
lmaoooooooooo gauri just pulled her pallu off.
(and bhvya’s scandalized face lololololol.)
suhaag raat pe salwar suit. hey raam.
ok i'm fwding all this churan confusion bullshit coz i know he's gonna end up having dadi's whatever.
what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk are these girls even putting on her.
actual picture of shivani shirali and her ~~~~creative fashion process.
ok why's there a random scene of sahil stealing a watch???????????????
yeah fwding all this shivaay's stomach issues nonsense.
gosh these assholesssssssss.
oh pait problems suddenly forgotten.
ok and they're back and i'm fwding.
ASLKDJLKJWALKDJSLAD KUNDI LAGAA LIIIIIIII YAS PLS LET THEM BE GETTING IT ON TOOOOOO
THE WAY HE’S BURYING HIS FACE INTO HER NECK I AM DED I AM FUCKING DED HERE LIES TT WHO WAS KILLED BY THE SLIGHTEST AMOUNT OF ROMANTIC AFFECTION BETWEEN THESE TWO BEAUTIFUL ASSHOLES
ugh just the way he's looking at her with allllllllll the loveeeeeeeeee in the world MOTHERFUCKKK I AM DECEASED
pfttttttttt. "energy drink".
“kabhi apne pati pe toh taras khaa liya karo.”
TUM DONO MUJHPE TARAS KHAO AND JUST BANG PLS
chiffon ki sari huh. so there was nothing complicated for omkara to sort out on his suhaag raat, lol. gauri you wily minx. apne time pe you got yours pretty easy aur di ko pehna diya the fabric version of a rubik's cube.
BEDROOM EYES TO THE MAX I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THE OTHER TWO AND THEIR SUHAAG RAAT (WAISE BHI WOH UDHAR KUCH KARNE KI HAALAT MEIN NAHI HAI) PLS JUST GIVE ME THESE TWO BANGING.
yuck i don't wanna hear ruvya talking about their suhaag raat. it feels sick and wrong and i am fwding.
CHIFFON WAALI SARI AB BHI HAI MERE PAAS ADSLKFJSLKFJLDSKFJ
oh hooooooooooo do i have to watch ruvya to get my rikara kicks??????????? bohut naainsaafi hai. imma focus only on the right part of the screen.
SHE'S ON TOP I REPEAT SHE'S ON TOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP CANON PROOF THAT SHE’S ON TOP.
idhar saara mood chaupat hai.
LMAOOOOOO his face seeing her try to figure out how to take it off.
oh you come do it if you're so good at BASIC PHYSICS. bada aaya einstein ka pota.
pftttttttttttt.
ok ainvayi sap. hattaaaaa be. karna hai toh kar. udhar rikara are already on round two, with him on top.
lmao draupadi ki sari hai kya, it's just getting bigger and bigger and bigger.
abbe yeh dupatte ke neeche waala romance toh dekh chuke hum, in the OU. kuch toh naya karte.
lo ji. tellywood confirmation of sex. haath are intertwined = money shot.
meh, overall 4/10. that sex scene in OU the day after anika found out about her dad was way hotter.
oh idhar nani dadi are on their own trip. cool. cool cool cool.
great, looks like gauri might have to prevent jiju from pounding on yet another one of prinku's boy toys tomorrow.
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Tiny, Minion-sized Gauri Kumari Sharma being all Dabangg, getting in people's faces and threatening them is my life's aesthetic from now on
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Ishqbaaz Liveblog, E11: Harassment Ne Bana Di Jodi
Previously: E10
Chalo I’m back after eons to liveblogging, I forgot how much I loved yelling on my screen. For this episode I am just screaming, so feel free to scream along with me. @tellywoodtrash you did warn me behen, but I still yelled.
Episode 11: Harassment Ne Bana Di Jodi (Harassment Made/United The Couple)
- I HATE the setup looks hot.
- Woah Nakuul’s eyes look so blue.
- Bad editing strikes - do I legit get 4/6 shots of her falling in the pool. They did the same thing with Tanhaiyaan and I was so pissed off.
- WHY ARE THEY PLAYING O JAANA
- LIKE HE THREW HER IN THE POOL, HE’S WALKING TOWARDS HER, THERE’S NO ATTRACTION HERE (I mean yes they’re both handsome people) THEY DON’T KNOW MUCH, THEY WERE HAVING AN ARGUMENT, SHIVAAY IS GIVING VERY SCARY VIBES. IT IS DARK AND THEY ARE WET (not the way they should be)
- HE’S LITERALLY FORCING HER TO SAY SORRY
- Dude, did some teacher scold him in school so he’s hung up?
- OMG NO NO SHIVAAY YOU DIDN’T HOLD HER HAND
- WHY IS THERE SO MUCH WIND? I guess there’s over AC going on in the Oberoi mansion.
- Shivaay, if you turn Annika towards you I will—
- You CANNOT intimidate her. Did he literally just say WHAT….
- WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
- I DON’T HAVE WORDS.
- HE IS HARASSING HER TO GET AN APOLOGY FROM HER?
- WHAT SHIT IS HAPPENING?
- Phew, thank God Dadi stepped in. Not to slap Shivaay, no, he just heard her.
- THIS WAS HARASSMENT. What were the writers smoking?
- What? He had her arrested? Because she was in the house? Also,
- Yes Priyanka, thanks for existing. Thanks Om and Rudy.
- WtF is wrong with Shivaay. Acha, beta tu kiss kasam ki ladka hai? How dare you judge her when you’re worth her jutti?
- He literally put her to jail because he has a fragile male ego?
- YES OM. I LOVE YOU. MARRY ME (as of now).
- Wait, I’m holding back my proposal. OMG OM an innocent girl is in jail and you’re obsessing over how much Annika is affecting Shivaay?
- I sincerely hope this was Om’s reverse psychology to get Annika out of jail and not being Anjali to Arnav right now.
- Ugh… Om, stop going through Anjali’s dialogues.
- pOOR ANNIKA. BABY I’M HERE FOR YOU. Does Shivaay know what an arrest record and a night at jail can do for a normal person?
- OMG SHE HAS BRUISES?
- I don’t see why they get together.
- Ah cool, ofc Shivaay you have nail marks. You were bloody harassing her. If you get angry… I’ll break you to bits.
- Yeh lo, you didn’t even notice the villains. Lol even the villain vibed with me.
- Shivaay sounded me the most businessman now when he sharply checked the journalist calling him at an odd hour by “do you know what time it is”
- WOAH, TEJ AND SVETLANA??? *not surprised they’re together, ugh, but more like how did she get this video* AND THE JOURNALIST HAS A RECORD OF IT? WOAH….
- YOU’RE GONNA DIVORCE JHANVI? MORE LIKE JHANVI SHOULD DIVORCE YOU YOU PIECE OF TATTI!
- I’m watching this show ignoring the whole Shivaay and Annika thing. Just watching it for the Oberoi drama and Saahil Annika’s relationship. Awww poor baby is worried for his sister.
- I LOVE THIS LITTLE KID. I LOVE HOW HE THREW KETCHUP ON THAT WEIRD AUNTY.
- I love Annika. Her practicality is amazing.
- Oh no, this is child abuse. I just want to adopt Annika and Saahil?
- Ofc Shivaay got blackmailed by the journalist - I like seeing this side of things.
- Poor Annika, she’s so worried for Saahil.
- Ok… why isn’t Priyanka more worried that her friend has spent a day in jail for no reasons?
- WERE PINKY AND JHANVI DANCING TOGETHER? YESSSSS AND DADI JOINED THEM - YESSSSSSSSSS. I love this wholesomeness.
- Yes Dadi, seeing Jhanvi and Pinky together I’m wondering too that where did the sun rise from.
- Here’s Tia, looking hot again. I love her fashion aesthetic. If they make her a negative character im going to screammmmmm
- Shivaay’s suits are truly amazing.
- Tia is nice, I love she gives space and understanding… what did Shivaay do to find Tia? Just wondering… literally.
- Does this weird villain literally camp outside the Oberoi house in her invisible rv? It would be a hill-
- Oh damn… is she going to blow a bomb? Is she going to kill Shivaay? We vibe villain, we totally vibe. I wonder how no one is sees her in her red border saree though.
- HATE the editing, love that someone legit wanted to kill shivaay so quick. Karma, karma karma.
- If the villain misses despite this obvious distance then behen, tumse na ho payega. This was literally the EASIEST target.
- The End -
I don’t ship ShiVika. Especially after this scene. Yes, something exactly identical happens between Arnav and Khushi and that is also one of the few scenes I absolutely don’t like. The only difference is I was too deep into shipping them by the time this happened. I was still into the arrogant but deeply family bound Shivaay who’s an ass to Annika but also an awkward teen around her while Annika is her fiery self. This was harassment and I’m deleting it in my memory because I like the post post marriage version of themselves.
Love,
- JWB
Next up: E12
#ib#ishqbaaz#ishqbaaz liveblog#jalebi watches something else#yeh kya hua#in this episode#tere liye ttji
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Ishqbaaz Liveblog, E15: Annika Decides to Legally Adopt Saahil
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Hello guys,
Yes I’m going to continue the rest of my liveblogs here at jalebi-likes because this is my extension of everything outside IPK so I felt it would be fitting for IB LBs to be here.
And yes, I’m back with liveblogging Ishqbaaz - just with fewer memes cause it sometimes takes too much time to upload a post! @tellywoodtrash see I'm back because of you!
Enjoy my crazy lbs of IB!
Best,
- S
E15: Annika Decides to Legally Adopt Saahil (Annika Devi Ki Jai Ho!)
- CUTIE Soumya makes an entry.
- Ok I love Shivaay being lost at this sudden random person saying whaddup Bhaiya.
- Lol, Om is dying that Rudy has made a ‘friend’ here as well.
- Wah, she literally brought a band and started singing.
- OK I AM DYING BECAUSE THE INSTRUMENT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SONG. ALSO, SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT.
- Yeah… we’re having a a Hindi retro song and it’s effects out of a modern day mic and guitar.
- Saumya is cute… very, but also aise rishte nate banane waale aa jaate hain? Stranger danger guys...
- LOL RUDY IS LIKE SHE’S NOT A WOMAN AND EVEYRONE’S LIKE WHAAAAT AND RUDY SAID NO… SHE’S AN ANGEL
- Not a fan of the sudden song
- ANOTHER AD
- THIS IS ANOTHER AD THAT ADVERTISES… HOSPITALS?
- Lol, I love how Om is like moment is gone, for how long should we keep hugging???
- Yes Annika, leave the home. I love you.
- ANNIKA IS TOTAL SINGHAM! WAH, LOOK AT THE WAY SHE STOPPED THE SLAP. Uff, I love the bg music they use for Annika - they sometimes use it for Shivaay. I love it.
- HAHAHA, YES “IF I LEAVE YOUR HAND, YOU’RE FORGETTING MY HAND BECOMES FREE”
- Ugh, Bua stops Annika from leaving with Saahil cause she’s legal guardian.
- AHAHA YES THEY BOTH THREATEN BUAJI THAT IF SHE FORCES THEM TO STAY WITH HER THEN THEY’LL COMPLAIN TO THE POLICE THAT HER NEGLIGENCE, OR THAT SHE IS THE ONE WHO KIDNAPPED SAAHIL.
- My heart and soul are for this sibling pair!
- I love badass Annika. There’s no deep love/respect because one’s old - rather she’s done with Buaji’s bullshit and that’s perfect.
- Wah, Rudy totally forgot that Shivaay is the one who’s sick. He’s lamenting over missing gym day, dates and the exhaustion of staying up. Lol.
- I LOVE ALL THE O SIBLINGS STOPPING SHIVAAY FROM ATTENDING ANY AND EVERY CALL!
- So that murder aunty villain is Shivaay’s Bua??? Are all the buas in this show a creepy person.
- Yes Shivaay, I really like you in non romantic stuff, I LOVE he smells something off about his Bua. He knows his current circumstances and Bua’s entry is a bit off.
- AWW CANTEEN AUNTY GIVES SPACE TO ANNIKA TO LIVE!!!
- Yaar these 4 Lions Canteen Aunties are the best characters in every show. First Manju, now this show.
- WOW, 15 EPISODES AND ANNIKA STILL HAS AN INDEPENDENT LIFE TO LIVE! It’s so sweet that Annika wants to legally adopt Saahil. I love this.
- Ugh, Shivaay yapping and cribbing why Annika was released from jail. Dude… why did you recover?
- I don’t like the on the nose job the show does through Om, Rudy and Dadi about “wow, Shivaay ‘hates’ a girl, wow he feels a strong emotion for a girl… oooooohhhhhhhhh”
- awww, baby Saahil is in pyaar with with some classmate. Ofc Annika knows how to tempt Saahil with samosas.
- Ugh, she sees Shivaay in the papers and groans.
- Poor Annika, she’s now stuck in a legal mess of legally adopting Saahil.
- I love and I mean LOVE the bond between Annika and Saahil.
- So cute! Saahil gives her a chocolate so as to she can have a good day :)
- I feel Pinky is gonna make sense. YES PINKY AND JHANVI BOTH HAVE A WTF FACE SEEING THE ‘BUA’
- Dadi is crazy, getting her daughter back into the family.
- Maut ko niyota dena, as in ‘inviting death’ has never been so literal.
- Haha I love how Pinky is openly shitting on the Bua. While Jhanvi is gibing her subtle dirty glares.
- I love how both Jhanvi and Pinky are oddly united in their dislike for a common villain, which is their Nanand.
- Tia, SHE IS SO CUTE AND IS LOOKING SO PRETTY. Tia… still thinking about engagement?
- Tia is so cute, I hate how Om shoots dirty glares at her like she’s not “right” for his bro.
- Great Shivaay, you lost the chip of Tej and Svetlana. Although I don’t blame him cause he had 2/3 murder attempts on same day.
- And Annika is in a mess, poor thing misinterpreted some random police as the ones her Bua might’ve sent to get Saahil back.
- Woah, Shivaay is so useful when he has nothing to do regarding Annika. He remembers, POST ACCIDENT AND COMA, about a chip. Mera toh aadhi memory aise hi chali jaati hai. What nuts does he eat? I need to buy more badaam.
- Lol, the chip is with Annika. Ofc. Shivaay is even more pissed. Arrey bandhu yeh toh hona hi tha.
- The End -
My two cents: I love the plot. It’s nice, honestly and the only thing that’s not working for me is actually the lead pair (not acting - Surbhi’s acing Annika), it’s that I don’t see why Annika and Shivaay should be together. They’re still better off in their individual lives. I’m waiting for when I’ll ship them. But overall, absolutely LOVE the sibling love, the plot lines, the villain, Annika’s life and everything.
- S
#ib#indian television#ishqbaaz#ishqbaaz liveblog#jalebi watches something else#queue ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi
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Episode 6: My Lost City
Buckle up, and more importantly, arm yourself with tissue boxes, we’re gonna need it.
Pfffft. Max, when will you ever learn the rest of the lines? (Not that I know them, either.)
*swoons into Mappa’s waiting arms* Gorgeous.
Oh, my heart, look at these cuties sleeping. Shorter, cover your tummy, you’ll get a tummy ache. Q vQ
*cries over how precious these two are* Bless this tiny extra scene.
*blows kisses at Mappa*
I LOVE THIS TINY ADDITION. OF COURSE IBE WOULD TAKE PICTURES. I WISH THEY HAD EIJI TAKING PICTURES TOO.
*swoons even more* Mappa, please, you’re killing me.
*cries some more* I have always loved how gentle Ash is with Jennifer.
Jimmy my dude, why’d ya gotta act like this???? >:T
WOW, this is so tame compared to the mango like. Woah.
This had hurt so much, because we know that Max is a father. He has a son, Michael, that he was trying to fight for custody for, but was convinced that giving up was what was best for his son. Imagine being a father who desperately misses their son, who wants to be in their son’s life, and watching another man treat his son like trash. MY HEART. MAX.
Oh god, Ash’s expression. It hurts so much more than it did before. Mappa, why you gotta do this to meeee. I have a soft, squishy little baby girl heart and it bleeds easily.
Totally my bad: They changed the order. JIMMY WHY YOU GOTTA BE LIKE THIS.
*dying hippo noises* IT STILL KILLS ME. FUCK.
*CRIES*
Jennifer is way too good for you, Jim.
*whispers* It’s so gorgeous.
Ash, please. 8′(
I wish Shorter didn’t have his sunglasses on. I want to see his face. Is he super-imposing Nadia onto Griff in this story. We don’t know anything about Shorter’s past. Did Nadia raise him? I HAVE FEELINGS.
Jennifer. Q AQ <3
*cries* I know. I agree with you entirely, Ash. Oof, I love how gentle he is with her. My heart. Look at that face. Let me pretend the one thing he missed about Cape Cod was Jennifer. Let me pretend she had more influence and was able to help Ash and Griff in little ways. Let me pretend Jennifer is stronger than she probably is.
My heart.
Ash, why you always gotta be like this, twisting the knives in wounds and pouring salt all over them. It’s not like Max wants to see your painful past, it’s just that y’all need to suffer through it to get what you want --the truth about Banana Fish.
Thank you Mappa for adding this scene! I’m constantly so worried you’ll cut out all the light-hearted bits in exchange for pure drama. Q vQ
My heart. Eiji, your precious face. Q vQ
MAPPA STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART LIKE A STRESS BALL. It grows two sizes at the sight of Eiji’s adorable face and then is crushed by Ash’s pained one. *clutches chest*
WOW YOU ARE SO RUDE MAPPA. SURE, JUST KEEP ADDING NEW PUNCHES TO THE HEART. NOT LIKE I NEED ONE. NOPE.
*whispers* My secret favorite thing is how close Shorter and Eiji have been. I have protective feelings about these two and Shorter has protective feelings for Eiji.
Sure is him. Is it just me or do they all have surprisingly long hair for military people.
Aaaaand Ash brings out a smart phone. Soogle...Soosle? This is... attempt... #5 for cells trying to save the day. (So far, they never have.)
*strangled noises*
Oh Ibe, you’re so soft with Eiji. You still have the mafia after you guys, you should be yoinking Eiji and heading for the nearest international airport.
Also... y’all aren’t gonna discuss your Visa difficulties?
Trust me, Ash. They all do. Q vQ
Ash, please. Griff would be their age.
Oh gosh, look at their faces. ‘What exactly set him off this time?’ ‘I dunno. It’s like a horse suddenly raging. Maybe a fly flew into his ear.’
Shhhhh, he’s just young. And cranky.
*strangled sobbing*
Excuse me as I interrupt this weekly Nanner Fish Liveblog to cry about the scenery in the next few seconds of footage:
You are such a liar, Ash. You have very particular feelings towards your home.
*cries more at sleeping cuties*
Ash... this feels like such a waste? Someone spent a lot of time brewing that! Couldn’t you have filled empty ones with water??
*cries more at the sky* Clearly what is gonna make me die of dehydration this episode isn’t what I thought it was gonna be. It’s gonna be the backgrounds.
Eiji... I know nothing about shooting but that looks super precarious. Your center of gravity looks... yeah. Ash looks so judgmental. Q vQ
Alright, Annie Oakley. You missed a shot too.
Oh, Ibe. Subtly trying to get Eiji away.
Not subtle enough, though.
*cries both over the words and the detail put into the sky and the sea*
I’ve always found this surprisingly profound, especially since my mother, a naturalized US citizen, has similar opinions about parents in Taiwan coddling their children. (Taiwan has the same age of majority as Japan, 20 years old.)
And Japan’s crime rate is also a lot lower. But Ash is right, Ibe, you aren’t in Japan and you have very dangerous people with very dangerous guns after you all.
Bless their attention to detail. Lookit the truck!
I love how they have Max fixing the truck! Instead of it getting magically fixed, we get a new tidbit about Max! I wonder if he learned this while serving.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeell...
When Max is the voice of reason, listen.
Yeeees! It’s finally here! Please forgive me as I spam gyazo and take a hundred pictures because I’ve been waiting for this!
*strangled dying manatee noises*
(Shorter, are you trying to steal Ash’s sandwich while you still have yours.)
(Look at that hand. You totally were, weren’t you. You glutton.)
(Oh, my tiny Grinch heart. Look at this smile. It just grew fifteen sizes.)
(*cries forever* Protecting Eiji is like preserving a vision of himself he could never attain. Putting Eiji on a pedestal and keeping him safe and clean and pure, because he wishes he was Eiji. Excuse me as I have painful flashbacks to Tsuki no Ko and Tirt’s love for Seth.)
BLESS THEM. MY HEART. THEY KEPT THESE LINES.
*sings softly* “I will whisper my name to you: Antonio Salieri: patron saint of mediocrities.”
So you’re keeping this bit but not the Visa part? At least Ibe is keeping some of his old manipulative tendencies when it comes to Eiji.
(”It’s the only way to keep that child safe.” Anyone’s Japanese better than mine who can confirm this is indeed Ibe continuing to view Eiji as a child that needs to be sheltered and not just a cultural barrier?)
And straight back into the coddling, right after the profound revelation.
Jimmy, please.
Tear him a new one, Eiji!
My heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeart. These two lines. Leave to me to die in this small sea of salt and tears.
Something I will always miss is the loss of Eiji’s poor English. Q vQ
Oh boy, get your tissues ready. It’s here.
(Afghanistan is replacing Korea, huh.)
(*dying manatee noises* Someone, save this poor child.)
(FUCK THESE OFFICERS WITH A CIRCULAR SAW. HOW DARE THEY. TO A CHILD. AN ABUSED CHILD. FUCK THEM.)
(*CRIES*)
(Let me spirit him away to a kinder, gentler world. Like GSNK. Or Kimi to Boku where it’s just boys sorting out their feelings.)
(I WILL NEVER FUCKING UNDERSTAND YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS FOR THIS BUT AT LEAST IT FUCKING SAVED ASH. AT LEAST IT SAVED ASH.)
(HE WITHOUT A DOUBT DESERVED WORSE.)
(THIS SICK BASTARD. CMLKDSMFLDSF.)
(I also super hate the way it’s presented in the anime, so take this small manga panel:
LIKE YES, IT MAKES SENSE, WANTING TO PROTECT YOUR SON FROM THE VICIOUS WORDS PEOPLE SAY SO YOU’D SEND HIM TO HIS AUNT’S...
BUT THAT ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT EXPLAIN OR EXCUSE THE SHIT YOU SLING AT HIM NOW, JIM. MY DUDE, YOU HAVE ALREADY LOST ONE SON. TRY TO SAVE WHAT RELATIONSHIP YOU CAN HAVE WITH YOUR LAST ONE.
Shorter. Shorter. He didn’t want anyone to know. He didn’t want anyone to ever know.
*dying manatee noises* Eiji... *strangled noises about leopards and mountains*
Jennifer, you beautiful soul. Why are you with this mess.
No, you listen to Jennifer!
Fuck.
No, Shorter. This is where he’s from. New York is his home.
Yes, good. Thank god.
You’re searching for Ash in the dark. Please take off your shades, Shorter.
Or not.
Shorter, you’re wearing so much more than you were originally in the manga.
Q vQ
Look at that. Gorgeous even in the dark. *blows kisses at Mappa*
Good instinct!
Baaaaaaaaaaaad instinct. So bad.
Eiji, no.
He’s got his back pressed against the wall.
Dammit.
Listen to Shorter, Eiji.
They sure fucking did.
It’s so awful that they somehow managed to make this situation even marginally better.
They had ripped off her top in the manga.
It’s entirely possible they did worse. She doesn’t even have her shoes on. D8
Fuck you. Leave Jennifer alone.
*sweats nervously but also blows kisses at Mappa because hnnng I love the way they deal with lighting, lookit the soft glow of the porch lights*
Max has a plan. I love it when Max has plans. Brilliance or hilarity ensues.
JIM’S FACE. Either he just realized his son still loves him or he’s fucking terrified that his son is now in immediate danger. (I think it’s both.)
Oh, Jennifer. You deserve none of this. None of it. Protect her.
Brilliance. That’s what happens today. Brilliance.
FUCKING LISTEN TO SHORTER EIJI.
THIS IS SO MUCH WORSE BECAUSE IN THE MANGA I THOUGHT SHE TRIED TO COVER HIM. BUT THAT ACTUALLY DOESN’T MAKE SENSE SINCE THESE ASSHOLES MAKE IT CLEAR THEY AREN’T TO KILL ASH.
THEY SHOT HER TO MAKE A FUCKING POINT.
JENNIFER.
ASH’S FACE. Nope, this is fine. I was born from water, let me return to the salty depths.
THERE WAS NO ONE WORD YOU COULD’VE SAID THAT WOULD’VE MADE THIS FUCKING HURT MORE, ASH. *drowns in own tears of feelings*
Don’t fucking see why you’re smiling, asshole.
There, Shorter’s fixed it.
EIJI WHY ARE YOU HERE. SHORTER TOLD YOU TO STAY THERE.
*STRANGLED SOBBING*
YOU SHOULD’VE TREATED HER LIKE A GODDESS, JIM. YOUR LAST WORDS TO HER SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THOSE A GIANT TANTRUM THROWING CHILD’S.
Ash’s expressions are going to fucking murder me.
Sir, why don’t you have a cell phone???? Why aren’t you questioning why none of these people haven’t called yet???? (Well, to be fair, this is a panic situation...)
*sobbing* A father’s love.
And a son’s.
MY HEART. *cries* Why couldn’t you have both talked like this from the beginning?????????????????? JIM, YOU GIANT BABY.
Excuse me. I just need to... cry. Lots.
ASH AND HIS FACE. TELL THE POLICE. THEY ARE THE CULPRITS. MY MURDER.
*whispers* You should’ve kept this line to help explain the robbery. And help fund them in LA.
*weeps*
FUCKING DINO.
SO GORGEOUS. I AM SO UPSET.
HALF-TRUTH. ALSO, PLOOOOOOT.
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
LEEEEEEEE. FUCK YOOOOOU.
Chinatowns are everywhere. |||orz
Fuuuuuuck. Yut Lung is here.
Shorter, please. Beggars can’t be choosers. (Or, those on the run from the Coriscan Mafia can’t whine when they at least have working transportation.)
*whispers softly to Mappa* Chicago, dearests, not Cicago.
Guess they’re cutting out one of the best scenes if this guy’s already here.
*blows kisses at Mappa* Gorgeous.
Still... where in LA are they supposed to be? I think that’s supposed to be downtown, but I don’t remember any forest-y areas around downtown. (Says someone who may live in LA county but rarely goes west towards downtown. Maybe there are. I tend to go east. :V)
The Great Shorter And Ash Chicken Raid.
You will not be forgotten.
Oof. Stay hydrated, guys! I’m kinda emotionally drained, so I’m off now. |||orz
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Banana Fish episode 9 reaction post. Spoilers.
Overall, that was intense and I felt the music and the emotions carrying me away with it. I noticed so much more about the situation this time through, though I think also since I was only eighteen or nineteen when I read this part of the manga I might have put up a bit of a wall to protect myself considering what details I’d forgotten. I’m glad that they took the time to really play things out and focus in on the big ticket scenes, though I worry what that might mean going forward in terms of pacing. Hopefully though the fact we were able to linger here and also linger in the cell with Ash and Max when the scenes really had to count, that will bode well for some other big ticket moments to come. I’m going to watch Gintama to cleanse my palate.
This is going to be one of those episodes where it’s like I can’t believe what I’m about to willingly put myself through.
I like that both Ash and Eiji believe in Shorter, though Eiji comes at it from a place of believing who Shorter is and Ash comes from a place of knowing who Shorter is.
Grooming is not raising you creep.
Since they claim that the drug is synthesized from LSD, I looked up some fun facts. Apparently the average LSD trip kicks in 20 – 90 minutes after exposure and then can last 6 – 15 hours, though apparently the average is lower than 12 hours. So, I’m curious what they added to the mix to make the trip more instantaneous (asides from you know dramatic effect) and if that same increase could affect the duration of the trip, which would explain maybe how Shorter’s able to gain some clarity later on.
You know reading the bed part in the manga as a teenager, I was overcome with horror because I could imagine how Eiji must feel in that position and also horror at the fact Yut-Lung has been so groomed he did not need to be tied down. As an adult revisiting this, the horror is still there for both of them, but I am also overcome with disgust towards Dino. I also feel a little disgusted at exploitative nature of the visual, though it is the type of visual I expected given how MAPPA handled the porn video at the police station vs. how the manga handled it.
All these years later, and my heart still breaks for Yut-Lung and what he is at just sixteen. I mean he’s a foil to Ash in that Yut-Lung could easily have been the protagonist here and what separates them is circumstance and choices. They are both kids who should never have been put into these positions and that’s why I have equal sympathy for both characters.
Thank you , Max, for your antics. I appreciate the effort to bring some levity to this episode. Also just Ibe’s face too when Dino mentions how expensive the wine is.
I like the piano in the background through the dinner scene. Very ominous. Almost didn’t realize it was even there until I was going “Why am I so anxious?”
I love Sing I really do. It’s nice to have him in the story. It’s a shame we’re going to have to exchange Shorter for him though. I love both. I wish we could keep both of them.
I don’t think Yut-Lung clarified a party for the Senator in the Japanese line, which would make sense because frankly this level of governmental BS usually involves both parties.
I like the excitement vs. horror the brothers have going here.
I like how this has the feel of the Colosseum except enclosed and cut off since that’s basically the type of “entertainment” that’s about to go down here. I mean I really like the color choice and design of things used here considering it’s being translated from black and white. It gives it the right feel for all the terrible things that are about to go down.
I want to go on a long ramble about drug effect times, after effects, heart attack rates in test subjects, the fact the anime hasn’t really shown us what the manga showed us in terms of like victims of the drug, etc…but that I think is more coping with what I’m watching than speculation you want to read in this collection of liveblogs. But yeah I do science when nervous sometimes.
There’s an Angel Eyes reference for all of us out there.
I never really thought about the implications of the gun before. Not only is it a way for Dino to show off Ash’s abilities to potential investors, but it’s also there to ensure that Dino does not lose his potential new toy either. I mean the gun is there because Dino wanted it there. It was also a punishment for Ash and an assertion of Dino’s power over Ash. That’s also why Shorter was selected for the drug as well. Shorter’s death would be more impactful for Ash to commit and would also cut Ash deeper. It really underscores Dino’s level of villainy very well.
Again, I’m really glad that we have someone like Uchida voicing Ash. The way he screams for Shorter and how his voice becomes thinner just adds so much to this.
#reaction post#banana fish reaction posts#banana fish spoilers#trigger warning#drug talk#rape talk#murder talk#gun talk#banana fish
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......... okay???? this is a very jarring. he just woke up from a nightmare about his dad being murdered and is now jumping around all happily? AND NANI AND DADI (WHO BTW, HE ABANDONED AT THAT PARTY, TO LET THEM TORTURE THE UNSUSPECTING PUBLIC THERE WITH SHIVIKA'S DUMBASS ISHQBAAZI STORIES???? HE JUST LEFT WITH HIS STAFF???/) ARE STILL AWAKE????? poora ka poora khaandaan is into coke, i'm sure of it now.
man he has no fucking upper lip. that's what's sooooo off about his face since the beard is gone. the beard hid that and made his face look 40x better. now i have to look at this dumbass hair and his weird upper lip-less face and I DON'T LIKE IT.
SO HELP ME GOD IMMA TAKE A FLIGHT TO MUMBAI AND DUBAOFY HIS WHOLEASS HEAD IN A BUCKET OF ROGAINE+CASTOR OIL TO MAKE IT ALL GROW BACK.
“kitna cute hai mera PP.”
oh he looks like a peepee alright.
ugh dadi's crying again. not only is this stolen from k3g, it's also highhhhhhhhhhly annoying.
yeah well shivaay got murdered in front of this poor kid, so safe to say, you don't have the monopoly about thinking about him every day. he has to do it involuntarily too.
25 july - the date shivaay was murdered. wasn't that the date they mentioned in yest's ep for something aditi-related?
yup it's the date whatever kaand happened with her dad and he "went missing". ohhhh boy, is this another KM type scene ki her dad murdered his or something. abbe yaaaaaaaaar.
ugh what terrible acting. he's samson or what, saari shaktiyaan baal mein thi?
no srsly how old is he supp to be, he's acting like a damn childddddddd.
ugh yeh shivika puraan bandh karooooooooooooooo. they're dead and gone, let them be. TELL ME WHERE THE FUCK RIKARA ARE.
lmaooooooooooooooooo ofc. pregnancy mein poora din govinda ki picturein dekh dekh ke yeh haal hua hai ladke ka. who knew ~~dhinchakness~~ was congenital?????
nani still living her best life, getting flowers from admirers. i love her.
yeah yeah yeah we get it you’re both very caring individuals who love your family.
ugh aa gaye yeh dono. i do notttt like them. only that jr. khanna is tolerable in this bandaron ki toli. that too coz of nostalgia for the shivaay/khanna brotp.
arre bhai samajh gaye na parallels.
man she’s all kindsa hair and jawline goals.
lmao why's she randomly doing karate in the middle of this crowded park????
nice smile too.
GOD HE LOOKS SO OLD AND TIRED AND DECREPIT. WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST HIRE SOMEONE YOUNGERRRRRRRRRRR FOR THIS ROLEEEEE?!?!?!?!?!!
behen, dheere. maana superwoman ho, but don’t go hulk-tearing curtain rods off the damn wall.
shivaay ki rooh tadap rahi hogi apne bete ko aise aalsi hota dekh.
blah blah blah sooraj tabhi ugta hai jab main uthta hoon. also isn’t this scene stolen from OSO? (om shanti om, not omkara singh oberoi.)
why does she have this one rando tap in the middle of her house?
pool ka heating system??? WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU NEED A HEATED POOL IN FUCKING MUMBAI???????????? aur yeh pool mein nahaata hai roz????
why is there a purse in her fridge???????// matlab, dono hi pagal hain kya?
stop harassing your sister about her speech impediment, aditi. abhi woh T nahi bol sakti toh nahi bol sakti!
blah blah blah we get it you don't like bollywood. badiiiiiiiiiiiii cool ho aap.
i honestly do not understand a single thing this dumbass manager says, nor do i have any interest in what he’s saying. i’m just here watching shivaansh being fed a banana like a trained monkey in a zoo, and looking as confused as the rest of us at this bs.
khanna bal brahmachaari hai. saara jeevan sso 2.0 ki seva mein hi guzaar denge.
this is the only brotp i can somewhat support rn in this show. mild shivaay/rudra feelz. the mildest. i think i’m just desperate.
eating habits baap pe gaya hai. but outta majboori of pesha, not liking.
shivani? who shivani? jo ajmer mein chaddar chadaati hai shivaansh ke liye????? WHOOOO??????
BEHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALLELUJAHHHHHHHHHHH MERI SIBLING BOND WAALI MANOKAAMNAAYE POORI HO GAYIIIIII.
par like, shivika ki beti hai, ya rikara/ruvya ki? JO BHI HAI JALDI LAO SHOW MEIN!!!!!!!!!!
mannnnn, she's hot. like objectively so. can’t believe this trash fandom is hating on her and calling her all sortsa horrible things. die in a fire, every single one of you terrible ppl.
lol her codename in the station is "kadak chai".
baap ka phone pakadne ka style kisi tarah jhelte aa rahein the, abhi iska yeh dekho.
#DHINCHAKBAAZ. NO. NOOOOOOOOO. JUST FUCKING NO. MAIN AAG LAGA DOONGI SAB KO.
he has no male audience coz loverboy image it seems. called it, fucking callllllllllllllllled it that this is gonna go the main khiladi tu anari way. he'll wanna change his image to action hero and start shadowing her for that.
“main inke channel ke award mein nahi gaya toh inhe michmichi mach rahi hai.”
will i ever get over the face of shivaay speaking anika-ese? idk. it’s very weird and jarring.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS COUGHING AND BISCUIT THING THEY KEEP DOING FOR KHANNA. I HONESTLY DO NOT GET IT.
oooh female commissioner boss. i like.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHAT IS SUPRIYA DOING IN A TRASH SHOW LIKE THIS ASDLKJGSDLKGJDLSKJ BUT OMG I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AND SHE'S PLAYING A STRONG FEMALE AUTHORITY FIGURE AND OMGGGGG I AM SCREAMINGGGGGGGGGGG
aditi's constant eye-rolling at every mention of shivaansh is honestly the most relatable part of this new season.
autograph for BETI. “main uski fan-wan nahi hoon.” LOL SURE MA'AM. WE’LL SEE.
dudes i am honestly soooooooooooooo excited to see
supriyaaaaaaaaaaa in this showwwwww ohhhhhhhhh god CAN WE KEEP HER FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, LIKE LET'S GET RID OF DADI AND KEEP SUPRIYA AS COMMISSIONER MOM FOREVER AND EVER I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHUTTTTTTTT A CHOPPER JUST KIDNAPPED SHIVAANSH TAKING THE WHOLE GAADI ITSELF.
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lmao om's kinda had enough of rudra. he's just holding his tongue for the sake of peace.
i recognize this face coz it's mine, every time i have to deal with my own jaahil family people.
lo ji, bade bhaiyya has already fixed the deal.
oh ho. sign kar. and that’s not a request.
i'm just so struck by how much like his father rudra's acting. like pakka tej ka beta hai yeh.
ooooooooooooooooooh cut-throat shivaay says sign or everyone will know what a fuck up you are.
i am lovinggggggg om's passive reaction, taking neither side, just waiting to see how it all plays out. smart bwoy.
“bhaiyya bol.”
om's tinyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nod in agreement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! askdljalsjdk i love him.
lol kaise chaaku ki nok pe bhaiyya bulwa raha hai.
“... warna?”
“warna company ke losses ke reports leak ho jayenge.” DAYUMMMMMMMM SHARK SINGH OBEROI IS BAAAAAACK.
“FINE. BHAIYYA.”
aah man. dil par lagi.
lol rudra's throwing om under the bus too. kar di na chote bhai waali harkat.
om's like bitch don't drag me into this, your dumb ass doesn't listen. all you care about is fucking with shivaay.
‘..... is that not what i was supposed to do?’
lol shivaay piling on with blaming him for that dumbass press conference. i'm loving it.
baby ki kursi bhi cheen li. haaaye.
lol the way om is practically falling over himself to sign. he’s had enough of this fuckery and just wants to go back to being a mostly silent-partner asap.
dominance asserted. fall in line punks, BHAIYYA’S BACK.
daaaaaaaaamn that shark smile. fuck me, i love it.
but rudra's gonna get him back for this. i know it already.
i really love how they frame these shots, with rudra against shivKara (who are still distant from each other, but on the same side.)
anika's sent a wholeass picnic basket.
of course he didn't eat.
aur ab phone kaate jaa raha hai. god shivaay you know she’ll come marching down here.
lmaoooooooooooooooo om's wordless acknowledgement and doing the bidding of bhaabi.
ugh her and her suhaagan bhaashan.
saamaan pack kar liya. good. just go somewhere. anywhere. he'll come find you when his dumb ass realizes. just go to the mountains and do vipaasana or some shit for a while and center yourself. lord knows you deserve it.
great, she's threatening gaadi kudaao-ing from pahaadi. shouldn't have taught her that move, shivaay.
“ab isse kya hua???”
lol i lose it every time rudra asks this when shivaay has one of his “dauras”.
ouffffffffff stop screamingggggggg. in front of everyoneeeeeee.
gauri idk why you're letting him run his mouth like this. fucking body slam him, jiju status be damned.
the building he was supp to visit collapsed. uss mein bhi taaqat nahi thi shivaay aur uske chutiyaape ko jhelne ki, toh pre-emptively hi gir gaya.
lol om's given up allllllllllllllllll pretense of not caring about shivaay/anika’s wellbeing. he’s not effusive as he used to be, but it’s apparent he still cares a lot and holds them in respect as per their position.
and rudra is NOT happy about that.
ouff ab gauri ki mooh khul rahi hai, to give gyaan on karwa chauth ki shakti.
you fucking dumbass.
bhavya ne bhi apne 2 paise daalne hain. ouff enough.
lmao sajjjj dhajjjjjj ke nikal rahi hai behen.
le poori family involve ho gayi.
lol i gotta say i realllllllly relate to rudra while watching in dono ki never-ending bakchodi.
om's had enough of playing on the wrong side. he's like my superpowers are being forever fair and just and i musttttttttttt speak up for bhaabi.
shivaay's o rly bitch? where was all this when you wouldn't let gauri and anika meet?
‘damn you didn’t have to go in on me like that tho.’
oh ho anika's turn to be tyaag ki murat. ouff.
godddddddddddddd we all know she's not gonna go.
gauri pls, itne izzat se kyun baat kar rahi hai is manhoos se.
gotta say she’s taking it pretty calmly that this dude is being a fucking jackass and just asked her sister to gtfo for no good reason. guess she has as much confidence in anika’s amaze pati-vrataa-ness as anika herself.
aaah man.
yuck wtf even is this, om; did you buy it off the barbie collection?
but she likes it so........ good job i guess.
ugh i loooooooooove.
rudra does seem to have his moments, i guess. i still wanna give you two three laafas, but aaj ke din side pe rakh deti hoon.
these two still winning though.
marr. guilt se marrrrrrrrrrr, saale.
“aap mere kehne par ghar aa gaye, usse bada gift kya ho sakta hai?”
ugh pls anika. that gift has no aesthetic/resale value.
but good move to fuck him up.
“chand nikal gaya par ab tak anika mujhe bulaane kyun nahi aayi?”
bitch tujhe itni fikar hai toh tu jaaake dhoond na.
oh footsteps.
lololol fucking idiot.
it was bhavya who’s come to call him.
bollywood really needs to make more karwachauth songs coz i am fucking sick of just this one song being used for 20+ years.
aw man i'm glad rikara finally got their perfect karwachauth.
aaaaah fuck my heart. shivaay i wanna stomp on you i swear.
LMAO THE TERRIBLE CGI THO.
“kuch khaaya tumne?”
“khaaya. aapki daant.”
lmaoooooooooooo she's twisting in the knife some more. good.
yes. feed the cranky baby. half his issues are coz his ass is hangry.
yes, emotionally blackmail him back ma. normally i don't advocate for this kinda fuckery par aaj ke din he deserves it.
time for her to faint no? it's not karwachauth for shivika unless one of them is slipping into the oblivion.
yup right on schedule.
waaah kya acting.
dil diyaan gallaan again? ek hi gaana kitni baar karoge ek hi couple pe.
it's taking him allllll there is to him to not hug her to himself. he made that tiny movement and then kinda controlled himself.
lmao.
of course she can't keep from gloating.
lol he's so done.
ugh auraton ki sehan shakti waali bakchodi. hatt yahaan se.
yeah same, i have the exact same face.
ok itnaaaaaaaaaaa bhi excite hone ki zaroorat nahi hai.
le, karwachauth ke din par bhi is manhoos ne divorce papers de diye. BIRTHDAY PE DIVORCE PAPERS, KC PE DIVORCE PAPERS; BITCH PICK SOMETHING OFF HER AMAZON WISHLIST IF YOU’RE SO DAMN CLUELESS ON WHAT TO GIVE HER. FUCKING ASSHOLE.
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nani has solid bitch face. yike.
god i hope she’s just acting. i don’t like having to hate female characters.
lmao nani like idk who tf you are either to anika. jhooti. as if your grandson hasn't given you all the 411.
he prolly sent her pics of anika superimposed with a million sparkly heart gifs, being like PLS NANI I LOVE HER TOO MUCH AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF PLS HELP.
pls lord, make nani switch teams and beat some sense into his punk ass.
nani's still playing dumb. and shivaay ke bhi mooh se choo tak nahi nikal rahi. bitch imma kick your ass if you don't open your dumbass mouth......
so you’re telling me it’s been like 5+ years and no one bothered informing nani that this guy’s married?
aur kuch nahi toh she should at least have a google alert of him, and his two (2) media proclamations of her being his wife his jaan his guroor his lord-knows-what-else, should have made it onto her radar?
wow when even DADI has gotten her head out of her ass to strongly take anika's side..... you know you're being proper assholes.
lol buddhiyon ka smackdown.
oh ho twinkle ko saath laayi hai nani.
lmaooooooooooo roop's tiny scoff/snort. i'm dying.
twinkle nahi iska naam ~jingle~ hona chahiye tha, with the amount of chamm chamm she's doing.
OMFG SHE'S A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. WTF SHE'S TOO YOUNG TO BE PAIRED WITH RUDRA EVEN. ISKO SHIVAAY KE SAATH KAISE.......... SHE’S LITERALLY AN ICKLE NEWBORN BABYYYY.
LOL SHIVAAY'S FACE AT NANI.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMRU'S FACES AT ~*TWINKLE*~
snort, aate hi rudra ko phatka. nice.
also, her dialogue delivery is good. so i already like her.
hahahahahha omru’s flabbergasted nods at her gyaan.
LMAO SHIVAAY KO BHI PAIRIPENA. FITTING. SINCE HE'S LIKE A GAZILLION YEARS OLDER THAN HER.
she's cute af man. like super duper cute. should i start shipping her with prinku? prink/twink?
lmao shivaay's JFC YEH KYA CHEEZ HAI looks that he's shooting her.
oh now gauri's kainchi jaisi zabaan is in action. behen where was this when your jiju was acting toooo smart in the first place?
BILLU I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DAMN ASSKICKING.
oh she's finally packing her bags. is she really tho?
“tumhare liye flat dekha hua hai.”
fuck seriously where can i find me a man like this who will pay everything for me and i don't even have to put up with him? coz honestly this is my dream fucking life.
lmao ofc. she's not going.
beta kisko chutiya banane ki koshish kar rahe the? honestly. at least ladki toh believable laate, instead of this literal fetus. like, she seems younger than prinku also.
“chacha-bhatiji ki jodi” lmaooooooooooooooo
“tumhare kehne ka matlab kya hai??? main buddha hoon???”
“maine kab kaha ke aap buddhe hain? maine yeh kaha ki woh bachchi hai.”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO HER FACE AT HIS “I LIKE YOUNG GIRLS.”
“ek baat kahoon? yeh mujhe khud se door karne ki jo latt lagi hai aapko, ismein yeh mat bhuliye ki aap shivaay singh oberoi hain. kuch class rakhiye, kuch standard ko maintain kijiye." LOL REKTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
pffffffffffffft. and with that, anikaaaa out.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TWINKLE CALLS HIM BHAIYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAA
“mujhe bhaiyya mat bolo pls.”
twinkle is fangirling over what a goddess anika (“bhaabi”) is. lmaooooooooooo shivika's marriage is legit in trouble coz twinkle's much more appreciative of anika than shivaay is; than her putting any moves on him. good. i ship it. #twinka > shivika.
LMAO SHE'S HARDCORE SHIPPING SHIVIKA AS WELL. THIS IS GONNA BE LOTS OF FUN.
lolololol he’s so doneeee with her.
haaye bechaara.
“yeh naatak karna mere liye bada hi mushkil hai (...) har baar main yeh karta hoon, mera dil toot sa jaata hai.” UGH YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT SHIVAAY. WHY WON'T YOU JUST LET IN THE PEOPLE WHO CARE FOR YOU, LORD?????????/
my heart is legit breaking for this dumbass, ugh.
lmaoooooooooooooooooo he's complaining to her about twinkle. SHUT UP DUMBASS, SHE'S A RADIANT RAY OF SUNSHINE AND I ALREADY LOVE HER MORE THAN I LIKE YOU.
(but lol he's right in that she should probably stop calling him "bhaiyya" if this has any shot of working.)
nani is cute af too. i know which grandma i love more!
lo rudra ka bookie ghar tak aa gaya.
prinku pichle kuch dino mein sudhar gayi hai. hmmm. lol who needs to drink when ghar ke dramay se free mein hi itna high mil raha hai.
nani is taking class of prinku. good. super nani ko baari-baari sabkiiiiiiiiii class leni chahiyeeeee.
OUFF NANI NO. SABOTAGE HIS DUMBASS PLAN.
(woh toh waise bhi hona hai. nani nahi toh twinkle kar degi.)
50 LAKH?!?!!?!?!?!!? BESHARAM. BHAIYYA TOH BOL DETA. USSI KHUSHI MEIN DE DETA WOH. PAR NAHI. AKAD BHI MAINTAIN KARNI HAI AUR MAANGE HAI SEEDHE 50 LAKH.
“itne sawaal toh bank bhi nahi karta loan dete waqt.”
“toh bank se hi le lo.” lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo yaaaaas. #teamShivaay.
ouff this manhoos.
yeh (rudra) pitega. aaj phir pitega yeh. aur jamm ke. coz this isn’t the old darra-sehmaa hua shivaay anymore.
shukr manaa rudra, ki om phir beech mein aa gaya. aur is baar utni asaani se girra nahi woh. nahi toh aaj tera kheema banna tha. waise bhi shivaay bharaa baitha hai from all the anika drama since morning. he just needs an excuse to pummel the fuck outta something, anything.
yaaaaaaaaaaaas finally shivaay ki khuddaari sar par chaddhi.
faceoffffffffff of the grandmas.
yeahhhhhhhhhhhh callllllllll her outtttttttt nani.
nani is already a fan of anika. matlab punjab party pooriiiiii hi anika pe fida hai.
lol what nonsense reinforcements you called in billu; all of them are on her side within 3 minutes of meeting her.
oh shit anika overheard nani's gunn-gaaan of her. that's not acc. to the plan, nani!!!!!!!
roop is trying maxxxxxxxxx to add ghee to aag. god i hate herrrrrrrr.
NOT TODAY SATAN. NOT TODAY.
.... coz billu’s here to smooth things overrrrrrr....
“jab bolne ki zaroorat hoti hai toh kalyani chup ho jaati hai.” nani a straight up savage and i love her.
nani really loves shammi kapoor huh. it’s adorable.
fuck i really really love nani. why couldn't she have raised my boy? he'd be soooooooo much better off in life. dadi’s gotten two universes and she’s just fucked up my trash son beyond repair in both.
ugh looks like o jaana itself is playing over the scene tomm. thank god at least it's the old one over the new one?
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oh ho dadi's finally gotten the energy to get outta bed.
omkara with the 'shivaay sab theek kar dega' mantra. been a while since we heard that shit.
lmao bhavya asking rudra “aap theek hai na” when he's sporting some pretty sizable bruises on his face.
yeah i still don't buy bhavya being into this dude romantically. i say she married him just to get into the fam and score the cool jeths and bhabhis that she obviously loves more than her own husband.
can't believe they're making him all cutesy and shit after getting kidnapped for not paying his bookie on time. kuch toh sharam kar nalaayak.
“itni maar khaayi hai, filmon ka bhoot nahi uthra. satte ka bhoot uthra??”
(silent implication: nahi toh bata de, you have two older brothers and at least one bhaabi willing to beat it outta you.)
pft. inhi logon ke laad-pyaar ne bigaada hua hai iss manhoos ko. phenti dene ke bajaay gale laga rahein hai.
give him to nani, i say. i know she's not HIS nani, but still, she'll sort him out.
“agar shivaay....”
ah my heart, it actually hurts him so muchhhhh to hear rudra call him by name. fuck meeeee.
“... bhaiyya nahi hote...”
he's so emosh. and now i'm emosh.
(i'm just having an emosh day. just watched koode and it wrecked meeeeee.)
LMAO NOW NANI'S LIKE MAINE KAHA THA SHIVAAY SAB THEEK KAR DEGA. LOL NANI PLS, ANIKA WAS THE ONE WHO SAID THAT, NOT YOU.
yeh dono kahaan chale?
YOU DUMBFUCK IDIOT, IF YOU REALISE ALL THIS THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF HER LORDDDDDDDDDDD. YOU CAN'T BOTH MAKE THE PUPPY EYES AT HER AND ALSO DRIVE HER AWAY YOU JUST CAN NOTTTTTT ALSKFJLSDJLJFLDSKDFKJ
oh suddenly prinku's all about her brother now. amazing what 4 days of sobriety can do.
lmao all i can think of is the adorable BTS mansi had posted of shrenu bursting into giggles after blowing the conch and having no sound come out.
shivaay and his version of 'mandir wahi banayenge'. pffffffffft.
prinku looks happy, but gauri does not? what's the deal?
lakeer is making things awk for everyone.
aur nahi toh kya. that damn lakeer doesn't even really work. the kitchen and dining room are on omRu's side and shivika are forever there. this mandir itself is on the omRu side of the house. ainvayi har room ke beech beech mein lakeer kheechi hui hai. kuch bhi bakchodi.
“aaja.”
asalkjdslakdjasldkjs weeping.
he looks to rudra too, for permission. who gives him the tiniest nod.
i love it. i love all of it. how they had rudra step over to shivaay's side. how shivaay's straddling both sides. rudra looking at shivaay, as if he's seeing him for the first time. shivaay looking over at him and rudra quickly churaofying aankh. all of it...
this will always be the first and foremost love story of this show for me. these three brothers. everything else comes secondary. my three boys.
roop's bitch face lol. get fucked, bua.
rudra just can't stop looking at shivaay. because he's gained him back after so long. so so long. my heartttttttttt.
behen darwaaze ko sajaa rahi hai ya khud ko?
lol look at him looking at her with his head cocked, like a confused puppy.
lmao aankhon ki gustaakhiyan.ofc.
......... shivaay, how is this helpful at all?
i like how she's not all GASP OMG HOTNESS, but instead completely done with him.
he too is like not very romanchick. yet. i'm sure he'll get in mood in 3... 2... 1...
yup. nooooooooooo issues sliding his arm around her waist and drawing her closer and giving her the ‘fuck me’ eyes....
snort. twinkle ko bada mazaa aata hai, watching her otp play out fanfiction in front of her.
oh suddenly he's like oh i shouldn't be thinking with my downstairs brain.
lmao twinkle/anika's bitch who are you fooling with this bs smiles.
SHIVAAY GESTURING AT TWINKLE AND HER BEING ADORABLY CLUELESS IS MY FAVT THING THIS WEEK. EVERY SCENE HE'S TRYING SO HARD AND SHE'S JUST LIKE ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
god i really love twinkle’s face as she watches him dig his own grave.
“ladoo MAINE banaaye hain.”
snort. is bechaari pe kyun bhadak raha hai. bewakoof insaan.
girl love girl love girl love.
“excuse me, hum bhi taiyyar hue hain, aur humein tareef se allergy nahi hai.”
bitch putting on one kurta and vest is not “taiyyaar hona”. tuney bas kapde badlein hain. gtfo. come back when you’ve put some damn effort.
eh. not so impressed by his outfit. rudra’s outfit is better. kinda sloppy in how he’s wearing it, but i like the outfit itself better.
rudra mandaraaoing near bhaiyya, unable to get the words out. he truly is a little childdddddddddd.
jodiyaan assemble.
ugh rikara why so fucken pretty kill meeeeee.
this fucker will take twinkle, won't he? WON'T HE??????? THIS FUCKING FUCK.
NANIIIIIIII NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
ALDSKJFLSFJLDLKJDLSFJDSLF SHIVAAY IMMA MURDER YOU I SWEAR TO GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD. RUDRA IF THERE'S EVER A TIME TO BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF HIM, IT'S NOW. RIGHT NOW. DO IT.
om's U WOT M8 face at this fuckery.
NANI U NEED TO STOP GOING ALONG WITH HIM ON THIS FUCKERY AND START BEATING SENSE INTO HIS DUMB ASS.
nani pls. don't act overly like you're being forced and all. all you need to do is refuse. or say yes and then at last minute not do anything. you don't have to actively aid him in fucking with her like this. dono ko paap lagega. uska toh list already bharaa hua hai, aap bhi narak jaayengi.
om just can't believe the amount of chutiyaapa that's going on.
AB PEECHE PEECHE KYUN AAYA HAI TU HEIN????????? JAA POOJA KAR NA USKE SAATH. MANHOOS.
“haath pe lagi chot ki aapko itni fikr hai, lekin jo chot aap roz mere dil ko de rahe hain, uska kya?”
“main jaanti hoon ki aap jo kuch bhi kar rahein hain, meri khushi, meri bhalaai ke liye kar rahein hain. is liye aapke har stunt ko main mazaak mein le leti hoon. lekin bardaasht ki bhi koi hadh hoti hai.”
TELL HIM, GIRL. TELL HIM.
“roz aap mera dil dukhaate hain, lekin aaj, aaj aapne mera dil tod diya.”
fuck. my heart. my poor girl. this stupid son of a bitch. i hate him. i hate him so much.
YEAH I DON'T GIVE ONE (1) SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR “INTENTIONS” AND “MOTIVATIONS” AND HOW MUCH MANPAIN *YOU'RE* UNDERGOING HURTING HER. ALL OF THIS BULLSHIT IS UNNECESSARY. FUCKING UNNECESSARY. LITERALLY FUCK OUTTA HERE SHIVAAY.
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isn't bua staying on the rudra side of the house? shivaay's allowed on that side now? toh faltu mein woh masking tape waali lakeer kyun kheenchi hui hai ghar ke beech???? kuch bhi bakchodi.
ah man this poor dude. he's scared to even be near her now.
oh boy he's guzzling off-brand red bull so that he doesn't sleep. ever.
dramatically throwing a can he took literally one sip from in the middle of the kitchen. looks like billu hasn't forgotten ALL his rich boii tadi ways!
I HATE THE CRAPPY CAMERA WORK (FROM INSIDE THE FRIDGE, FROM UNDER THE SINK) SO MUCH. PLS STOP.
MY MAN, PLS. JUST GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP.
anika pls if you genuinely care for him why the fuck won't you take him to a certified mental health specialist?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
god she's so fucking dumb. she knows that pool is literally just 2 feet deep. side pe aise kyun letiii hui hai?
for how long does he intend to practise his backstroke tho?
jokes apart, i really feel like i'm being punched in the gut watching his downward spiral. please make it stop. please fix him. it's truly agonizing. he's fictional, it can happen miraculously and overnight, unlike with real ppl. please stop torturing him and us like this.
thank god. gauri is here to put some malham on my poor shredded heart. *holds on to her with death grip, weeping*
oooooooh saathiya. bade din hue hain sune hue.
side note: om and i have the exact same hairstyle rn. which is... weird. on him. (and me i suppose, but lay off me.)
aw his tiny child-like nod. i am already mush.
asfdlkjfdlskfjlakala
good on gauri for immediately addressing what's been bothering her, instead of just brushing it under the rug and forgiving him.
don’t mind me, i'm just crying because lord finally, FINALLY, these two have a healthy and loving marriage. he's not akdoo or non-communicative and keeping shit to himself and is speaking about it and just. ugh. THE RIKARA WE'VE ALWAYS FUCKING DESERVED. *weeping*
god and here this manhoos. tujhe toh main dekhna bhi nahi chahti. not for your bs against shivaay but because your MCP-ness is even worse in this universe.
“aapko job karne waali biwi nahi chahiye thi.” OMFG THIS MOTHERFUCKER KEEPS FUCKING STALLING HER AMAZING CAREER IN EVERY DAMN UNIVERSE KOI ISKO PAKAD KE JOOTEIN MAARO
bhavya you and your gentleness and rational logic have no place here. god girl, why do you fall for this garbage guy in every universe??
why are they having this conversation here? oufffffffffffff. like rudra needs more fuel to lagaofy aag to shivaay's delicate mental situation.
he's trying so hard though.
ugh this damn bua. i do not like herrrrrrrrr. she shady. kuch na kuch kaand toh karegi hi karegi.
ok rudra what are you a fucking toddler. why are you like this man?
i hate this bua actress's voice so much.
yup. knew it she shady. feeding rudra's hatred for shivaay with the halwa. fucking bitch.
wtf you mean omkara apne life mein busy hai? he's 98% of the time with this fool, instead of making out with his cuteass wife, as he should be.
oh i really like anika's suit today. it's unusual but very pretty.
“kabhi mr. india banke gaayab ho jaate hain, kabhi milkha singh banke office se bhaag jaate hain, kabhi jalpari ban jaatein hain....”
her rant is insensitive af, but lol, also kinda hilarious.
aw.
tho is this a lollipop just to make her happy for now so she'll leave him alone, or does he genuinely want to fix stuff?
he looks so nervous, the poor guy. and she looks so happy.
also, remember when he prevented her from picking up the red rose from her ginormous birthday bouquet? aaj khud hi laal gulaab de diya. small progress. chaahe subconscious hi sahi. proud of you billu boo. :)
“tum mere jeene ki wajaah ho anika. meri himmat ho. main aaj tumhari wajaah se hoon. you're my life.”
hmm sounds like he does wanna have a relationship with her. god just go to a therapist and it's all salvagable. why y'all like thissssssssssssssssss? please god.
back to not hugging back.
oh so she KNOWS she's being an unreasonable jackass. and now what you gonna do about it bish? change your behaviour or still be this intolerable?
lmao the terrible cgi.
also loling at poor khanna in the bg, just mandaraaoing uncertainly.
she's leveraging this "meri khaatir" bs a lot. like too much.
great. just great.
“badtameezi ab maine ki nahi.” standard 4 lions man dialogue. ugh. fuck off.
precap: interesting how rudra calls shivaay “tum” but still addresses anika as “aap”. hmm.
also god i really don't wanna watch this asinine plot of the two most unlikable characters right now go head to head. aapas mein lad maro dono, just leave my boy shivaay and babies rikara alone and in peace.
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yest this one didn’t have a scratch on him and the other two were the ones looking busted up as hell. suddenly solidarity ke liye isko bhi kharoch de diya.
this asshole, honestly. normally iske liye saat khoon maaf, par the way he treats bhavya is just inexcusable to me.
STOP HOLLERING AT HER FOR YOUR FUCKING BREAKFAST YOU ASSHAT. EITHER GET IT YOURSELF OR MAKE ONE OF THE 23 SERVANTS GET IT. FFS, SHE WAS AN ACP, AUR IDHAR IS KAMEENE NE ISKO AAYAAH SAMAJH KE RAKHA HAI.
oh, we got 3 servants' names. hemraj, raghu, john. we know there's a meenakshi too. chalo, we know 4 of their names.
only pure husband in this house, who's looking for his wife just because he misses her/wants comfort, and not coz he wants her to fetch something for him. <33333
yeah you little shit, you better look down. shivaay pe haath uthaaya woh phir bhi maaf kiya, but what you did to om? unforgivable. chullubhar paani mein doob marr.
oh ho. interesting framing. coz rudra is the obviously on the wrong side of the issue here, see?
dadi ka call aaa raha haiiii. ahahahaha ohhhhhhhhh you assholes are in for it now.
shukar hai dadi abhi tak zinda bhi hai after watching that shitshow, and didn't straight up croak immediately after seeing her oh-so-khaandaani potte brawling like street-side mawaalis.
did shivaay say “humne” harkat aise kii hai, or “tuney” referring to rudra?
snort, rudra isn't picking anyone's calls, be it dadi or the media's. #relatableMillenial
rudra's nafrat towards shivaay has considerably toned down. he's back to being sad, hurt, and sulky baby, struggling to contain himself when shivaay says we should discuss what happened.
idiot. who just grabs garam pateela like that?
waah kya teamwork hai.
“bhaiyya.”
haaaaaaaaaaaayeeeeeeeeee kaan taras gaye the sunne ko. ghar aaja pardesi tera des bulaaye reeeeee. 😭😭😭
ouff the tension. god just kiss each others booboos and make up already.
indirect sorrys all around.
(lol what was that random interjection om had about gauri tho??)
girls were just conveniently invisible taaki these three get their heads out their asses and sort it out themselves. good.
blah blah blah expository nonsense.
greaaaaaaaaaattttttt more interference. why can't you ppl just... let things be, for a while at least.
they're losing on the agarwal deal just coz they brawled in public. snort. that’s new. aaj tak toh inke roz-roz ke media dramay ke wajaah se ghanta hua hai, aaj suddenly investors are very concerned about oberoi’s fam’s dealings in front of the press.
agarwal's like we just wanted to deal with you coz of shivaay anyway. ouch.
rudra's notttttttttttt happy. but at least he's not spitting the usual vitriol against shivaay.
oh ho. so this is why he comes back into business in his sso avatar. tough love se karega marammat sab ki.
pichle janam ke saare paapon ka prashchit shivaay is doing by now being mosttttttt considerate employer everrrrrr to khannaji. good. i’m quite liking their soft and emotional dynamic post-leap.
biggest failing of this universe is how there's absolutely no sahil. i miss that little munchkin and his relationship with shivaay.
he truly is a brave man if willing to drive in india traffic.
“main sambhaal loonga tumhe, safely chod dunga.”
foreshadowing. ki wohi toh nahi hoga. lord save us.
lmao they're trying to convince us of his amaze driving skillz by showing how smoooooooothly he navigates speed bumps.
aaah fuck. he was spooked by the horn. relatable. i cannot understand or ever get used to how much ppl use the fucking horn in this country, for no fucking reason. it legit triggers my anxiety pretty badly.
why do passenger side seatbelts neverrrrrrrrrr work in 4 lions men's cars? purposely kharaab kar dete ho kya, taaki chance maar sako?
of course.
lmao he's pointing at something par behen ko apne tharak ke aage kuch dikh nahi raha.
bhai bhi mood mein.
lol so................ just fuck the seatbelt then huh?
“mujhe aapke driving par poora bharosa hai.”
1. nahi karna chahiye. 4 din se soya nahi hai and he’s barely keeping himself together thanks to red-bull and good intentions. aur 2. chalo ispar bharosa ho bhi, toh road pe baaki 1 lakh chutiyon ka kya?
blah blah blah i've always wanted to go on romantic drives with my husband bs. let's see how long this drive remains romantic.
at least he's happy. (for now. every second counts with this guy.)
BUDDY BOY PLS. EYES ON THE DAMN ROAD. HER MANIC PIXIE BS IS ON 24/7 YOU DON'T NEED TO STARE APPRECIATIVELY RN WHILE OPERATING A MOVING VEHICLE!!!!!!!!
great. rj relationship gyaan dene ke chakkar mein is talking about obr-awl. (that's what i'm calling it from now on. like it??)
UM WHY IS THIS RJ GIVING HIS OPINION ABOUT A FAMILY'S PRIVATE MATTER AND TAKING SIDES? GOD.
fucking hell anika, turn the damn thing offffffff. why are you so fucking dumb? why would you keep listening??????
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit.
....... sigh.
where are her shoes???? mf hussain ki tarah yeh bhi jootein nahi pehenti kya?
ofc THAT hddcs music will play. of course. standard hai when female lead gets hurt.
uh what? you're gonna carry her all the way back home??? bro why wouldn’t you just call an ambulance???? why the fuck does this show not believe in the concept of hospitals unless someone’s on the literal verge of death????????///
phir bhi marham-patti lagaakar 2 din mein discharge kar dete hain; ki yeah go look after this gunshot/coma patient in your house only, no biggie.
damn rudra, you cold af. i’d thought you were getting softer, but apparently not.
oh jesus. this infernal lakeer.
OK FUCK YOU RUDRA. LITERALLY FUCK OFFFFF TO HELL, WHERE YOU WERE SPAWNED.
gauri also effectively said the exact same thing.
so did bhavya. yassssssssssssssss.
“gussa aur nafrat insaniyat se badhkar nahi hoti, rudra.”
ugh, i love him, this sexyass moral philosophy jhaading fucker.
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas.
aaaaaaand rudra's left alllllllllll alone on this side.
LE AA GAYI YEH MANHOOS AAG MEIN GHEE DAALNE.
“badaam ho ya insaan, chote ho toh koi bhaav nahi deta.”
gotta say i do love her funky badaam metaphors tho.
god i really fucking hate her. she's the worst villain this show has. harkatein bhi 2 rs waali aur acting bhi. no redeemable qualities to this character at all. GIMME SVETLANA OR DAKSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANSWER GAURI, SHIVAAY. DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHAT A UNCONTROLLABLE SHRIEKY MESS SHE TURNED INTO THE LAST TIME?????
bhavya notices shivaay's hurt too and asking what happened.
oh great. they're all gonna blame him for driving now.
oh shit. gauri's NOT on #teamJiju today.
precap: she's being a little harsh and overbearing, but........ she's not wrong. you shouldn't drive (or do anything, really) after not having slept 4 days in a row. GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP, SHIVAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ouff, back to anika’s meltdown. these days every episode starts with something or the other that annoys me. like easeeee me into the fuckery, man.
yeh chutiya bhi bewakoof. tujhe nahi pata kyun takleef ho rahi hai????? roz toh pandrah baar pati-patni waala jaap karti hai tere saamne yeh. tujhe phir bhi nahi pata ki usse takleef kyun ho rahi hai????????
lo aa gaya yeh doosra chomu.
goddddddd mohittttt pisssssssss offfff. can you let them handle their personal issues on their own?????
whatever show, don’t try to make mohit the good guy. we all know he’s shady af.
TFW you fucked up. on multiple levels. and now want to crawl into a hole AND DIE.
MOHIT YOU SAID YOUR PIECE NOW CAN YOU FUCK OFFFFFFFF ALREADY, YOU’RE SO ANNOYING
THANK YOU.
haaaaaaaye hurt and earnest puppy. and talks of how much izzat he has for her. lol, way to make her feel even worse.
bro, she doesn’t want your izzat. she wants you to do her. if she gave a fuck about izzat, she wouldn’t still be in this house even though you’ve called her “sirf dost” a million times.
LE, ABHI NAYA RONA RO RAHI HAI YEH: DARD HOTA HAI KYUNKI AAP MUJHPE HAQ NAHI JATAATE.
ok what is she, fucking 15?????????? she’s crying over how he doesn’t care what she’s wearing and how she looks and how he doesn’t think she’s pretty... fuck, this woman is really beginning to get on my last nerve. honestly.
ALSO, MOHIT LITERALLY JUST TOLD HER 3 SECONDS AGO THAT SHIVAAY BOUGHT HER THIS DRESS THAT SHE’S WEARING? SO HE CLEARLY DOES CARE??????? WHY THE FUCK IS SHE SO ANNOYING?????
THIS MAN HAS THE PATIENCE OF A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH THIS FUCKING NONSENSE OF HERS.
le, mil gayi tujhe tassali?????????
ah man, he’s saying all the right things. he doesn’t need to, but he is.
“tumhe lagta hai ki tum sundar nahi ho? maine pehli baar tumhe dekha tha toh meri saansein ruk gayi thi.”
waah, without coaching or prompting or anything this time!
also, don’t go overboard and give her too much hope. keep up your sakht launda persona.
lolololol he realises he overspoke. too late, my man! too late!
le bhai, tujhe tere pappi ka return gift bhi mil gaya!
please tell me at least tejjjjjjj can keep this nikamma rudra away from the booze. please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WAAH. BOLD MOVE BY WIFE. LET’S SEE IF IT PAYS OFF.
GOD NANCY YOU’RE SUCHHHHHHHHHHH A FUCKING CREEP. WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING MURDERED ALREADY???????
(... waise toh main bada sakht launda hoon, par yahaan main... #pighalGaya)
as always, i am not here for this ruvya nonsense. why is she simply harassing him at his own party? also he’s such a blowhard. they’re both just sooooooooo unlikable together. ugh.
fuck offfffffff om. you don’t deserve her.
women love women the way women deserve to be loved. with kindness and joy and purity. and i don’t mean that in a gay way, just generally. #girlLove >>>>> any other kind of love in the world.
ohhhhhh no, the girls are drinking that idiot’s milaavati punch, aren’t they.
aaaaand these two are hammered already. great.
two down in like, 20 seconds. great. justtttttttt great.
“aapki aur bhavya ki aankhein ekdam same to same hain. KK. kanji aur khatarnaak.” pfffffffffffffffft.
i don’t really care for this dumbass conversation, i’m just happy to see my idiot boys having fun and looking this happy together after so so long.
bhaiyya’s getting distracted.
“isse kya ho gaya?”
lmaooooooooooo. as always, om is the best when plastered. #keepOmkaraPermaDrunk
lololololol he spilled that he’s into gauri. idiottttt.
“what do you mean?????”
shivaay’s hackles are raised and his bade bhaiyya radar is already going offffff. omkara, you better watch your back.
he’s trying to backtrack. sooooo badly.
chalo, distract kar diya.
aaaand shivaay’s now using rudra’s hand to itch his nose. WHAT IS EVEN IN THIS FUCKING PUNCH THAT GETS THESE PPL SO DRUNK SO FAST?????
oh god what is he going to tell her jis se “dono ki life change ho jayegi”?????? SHIVAAY NO. PLEASE. FOR FUCKS SAKE NO.
AND THESE TWO FUCKS ENCOURAGING HIM UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU FUCKING IDIOTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you two are the worst. very fucking cute, but lord, the worstttttt.
BOY.... JUST PLEASE. NO.
OH MY GOD I’VE NEVER BEEN GLADDER FOR MOHIT’S INTERFERENCE. YES. PLEASE. TAKE HIS MESSY ASS AWAY FROM HER. THANK YOU.
yeah ok party ke baad. we’ll see. you’ll have a murder on your hands then, soooooo... hopefully not.
prinku and gauri heading off to bed within two seconds of each other. sure. *smirk*
this fucking idiot. get your drunk ass to bed, dumbass.
WHY THE FUCK IS ANIKA DOING SAAF SAFAAI? GIRL. YOU MARRIED RICH. THERE’S SERVANTS TO DO THIS STUFF.
fuck off nancy. i know you’re saying what i just said, but i don’t like you, so fuck off.
why’s bhavya still even here????
hey bhagwaaaaaaaaaaaaan. 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
lmao i don’t think mandana’s acting here. this is just the minimum amount of done women are with men and their nonsense at any given time. and thus she gets it completely right.
dang what’s this Look he’s giving the wife as she heads off to bed?????
alllllll this dialogue about how she’s gonna sleep with gauri etc etc is all exposition for how he’s gonna wake up tomorrow with nancy’s laash beside him.
“bottoms up toh karte jaa.”
“abbe bottom mein kuch hai hi nahi toh kya up karoon????”
lorddddd. idiots.
vibez™. aaj tak toh anika ne isko itni khushi nahi di.
shivaay’s dismissing nancy’s sexual harassment as just “ajeeb”. has he not grasped the magnitude of what happened or.....
nope, i’m expecting too much from this dumbass show.
oh boy, he brought up mohit’s sidechick.
“BIWI THI MERI.”
UM YEAH, #SAME
yupppppp. they chaapofied ajnabee ka plot. greatttt.
oh shivaay, i hope your sober ass remembers this later.
“3 baj gaye, mujhe anika ko jaake kehna hai!”
sure. the time at which every girl aspires to hear a confession of love from a drunkenass "sirf dost”.
UGH NANCY JUST FUCKING PISSSSSSS OFFFFFFF ALREADYYYYY
GREAT. TEJ’S SEEN THEM TOGETHER. AND NOW I’M SURE HE’LL TESTIFY AGAINST SHIVAAY. FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLL MANNNNN.
oh hallelujah, nancy’s finally dead tomorrow.
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dang. straight to the point.
telling how the chunri slipped from her head right then.
lmao nikhil’s insecurity isn’t gonna be gone thanks to the divorce you dummy. his insecurity is wrt to A. your very large bank balance, and B. the raw sexual chemistry you seem to have with his girl.
idk what utopia shivaay lives in where a divorce in india is gotten SOOOOOOOO easily.
anika trying desperately to taalofy. good move, girl.
FUCK. FOILED. THIS FUCKER IS CARRYING A COPY IN HIS COAT POCKET AT ALL TIMES IT SEEMS. ONE TIGHT SLAP HE NEEDS. ASSHOLE.
lol he’s sooooooooo going to fuck up the papers. consciously or subconsciously idk, but he’s gonna do it for sure.
pehle aap pehle aap mein gaadi chootti jaa rahi hai fucking idiotsssssssss!
fuck he’s signing. HE’S SIGNING. FUCKING HELL BILLU NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
DUDE LOOK AT HER FACE. DOES SHE LOOK LIKE SHE WANTS YOU TO??????????
iska adh-maraa chehra toh dekho while signing. chaanta lagaaon ya kya karoon iske saath?
where the fuck is om, he needs to bust in here and kick shivaay’s dumb ass from here back to the OU istg.
LMAO AT THE WAY THEY’RE JUST SAYING “SIGN” “WAIT” “MR KUKREJA” IN VARYING ORDERS.
snort pen ke bhi issues.
“chal raha hai” *grabs at it and clicks it a few times* SHIVAAY WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOINGGGGGGGGGG YOU DUMBASS
abhi tak toh sign sign kar raha tha. jab woh sign kar rahi hai then you have the audacity to be all frozen and devastated? literally fuck outta here, shivaay.
of course.
a poor substitute for her chand bracelet btw.
of course, anika has gyaan to baatofy. bish tum toh kuch bolo hi mat. tangg aa gayi hoon main tumhare chutiyaape se.
shivaay you’re right and all, but *longest sigh ever* you just can’t do anything right, even when you try your hardest. i’m just so done with you.
son honestly. 87% of me is very happy at your tadap but the rest of me is just so sad for you. you poor dumb fucker.
also are they dyeing nakuul’s beard these days? it looks... darker in a not-natural way?
ugh you both are justtttttttttt suchhhhhhhhhhhhhh idiotssss.
but the angst! i loveeeeee it. delicious!
where are rikara, honestly??????????? THEY COULD BE USED SO WELL TO FUCK ALL OF THISSSSSSS UP SO SPECTACULARLY. USSI BAHAANE SCREEN PAR BHI DIKH JAAYENGE. WHY AREN’T YOU USING THEM YOU DUMBASS SHOW?!?!!?!?
oh thank god at least gauri’s here.
om’s here too. but that’s not what i want???? i want them togetherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. schemingggggggggggg. all up and close in each other’s facessssssssss as a bahaana of “plan making”.
ah fuck. he’s crying. that soft “ek minute, om.” the wiping his nose like a child. i can actuallllly feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel that tightness in his chest. ah mannnnnnnnnnnn.
fuck meeeeeeeee, why do i fall for man-pain, every single timeeeeeeee???????
this framing tells me that something is going to get hurled at the camera real soon. phone? that rack? aur kuch hai kya phenkne laayak yahaan?
rack it is.
lol why was om panicking from just hearing the magazines being thrown tho?
fuck. see? this is what i meannnnnnnnnnnnnn when i say this dude’s best acting is non verbal. just never give him lines ever again.
“main theek hoon. tu bataa, kya discuss karna hai?”
lmaooooooooooooo “bitch really???????” om’s face. honestly, he makes suchhhhh a good audience proxy.
sure. aal iz well.
same, gauri. #same.
ooooh khanna gets snack tasting duty. nice. how to get a job like this?
but like, without having to deal with shivaay as a boss. at all.
eeeeeeeeeeee cuteness!
every time gauri maarofies a taana about “aapke bhai” and om agrees, i get 4 days added to my lifespan.
....... and who the fuck is bhaiyya to “strictly” decide the wedding theme?????? neither the bride nor the groom, so how does his opinion even matter?
lol anika has the same point to make. itna sab kuch kar liya hai toh yeh bhi khud hi decide kar le bc.
UGH THESE TWO ADORABLE MOTHERFUCKERS. I WANNA SMOOSH THEM TOGETHER TO FORM A S’MORE FILLED WITH BEAUTY AND LOVE.
is khulle saand ko laal ka phobia hai? really?
the way gauri keeps looking towards ommmmmmmmm every single time, to bond over the inside joke, i can’t you guys! i just can’t! can you two just go make out in some corner somewhere??!?!!? why are you wasting your timeeeee hereee with these losers????????//
cyoot patoot. too adorbz.
ANIKA HE LOOKS NICE IN HIS NEUTRALS OK. PLS. APNE TAANO SE DON’T MAKE HIM CHANGE INTO OU ADVENTUROUS SSO. MAIN JHEL NAHI PAAUNGI!
lolwhut did om just say “oh my my!”?????????????????
pffffffffffffffffffft om you adorable creep. use these sexy hands of yours on that cute girl there, not on your damn brother.
baby sisters the cutest.
gauri out here kholofying all of di’s secrets. maine toh pehle hi kaha tha, yeh ghar ka bhedi hi lankaa dhaa degi.
also pool ka mention and paani ka darrrr means we all know what’s gonna happen!
om that’s a really dumb “solution”. one of these things is not like the other. the colour red cannot actually kill your brother. lord.
ohohoho unintentional emo moment in middle of hasi mazaak.
this is the dumbest fucking “challenge” ever to get them both in the damn pool. like... just have her fall in man.
lmao he’s sooooooooooooooo mad at being challenged tho.
not listening to this ainvayi ka chutiyaap because:
UGHHHHHHHHHH WHAT EVEN ARE THESE FACES!?!?!
lmao this is the most accurate pictorial representation of the sibling dynamics here rn.
god, what even are these technicolour kapde. i feel like i’m dropping acid.
lmao she’s sooooooooo bored.
omggggg i love how she noped outta that convo with nikhil to go talk to om instead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
be still my aniKara loving heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also #omkaraIsBae
LMAOOOOOOO THE TWO BABY SISTERS’ REACTIONS ARE BEST.
matlab maanna padega is bande ke confidence ko. looking smug wearing... THAT.
you know it’s true love when you’re dressed like that and she looks at you like THIS. #loveisblind
lol ok shivaay, enough with the smizing already. you’re way too short to be ANTM.
lolololol chachi’s reaction.
talk about upstaging the damn bride. how fucking rude, shivaay.
but i guess the bride explicitly asked for it so......
i cannot get over the range of emotions om went through in the last 30 secs:
lmaooooooooooo and finally his kinda proud mama hen look, like “see? see how hot my bhai is? abhi bhi der nahi hui hai bhaabi!”:
ugh ok enough of this slo mo nonsense already.
oh great. naach gaana. i actually like this song though. imma just forward around a lil bit to see if there’s any good rikara bits, though lorddddddd, kunal’s dancing is just *shudder*
TFW THE WEDDING PLANNER (WHO’S BRIBING YOU TO GET MARRIED IN THE FIRST PLACE) AND YOUR TO-BE WIFE ARE EYE-SEXING EACH OTHER AND NO ONE GIVES ONE (1) SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOU.
wow even chachi is shipping shivika now. such is the power of colour coordinated couples.
THIS IS SO RANDOM. WHY’S HE DANCING WITH HER WHILE NIKHIL IS STANDING THERE??????????? AND THE LAMEASS CHALLENGE WAALE ISHAARE BS. AND THE FACT THAT THEY MADE RIKARA AND PRINKU THE BG DANCERS??????????? THIS IS ALL JUST SUCHHHHHHHH BAKCHODI OF THE HIGHEST ORDER AND I CAN’T STOP CRINGE LAUGHING.
same, saasumaa. honestly, #same.
but then he’s paying for the whole wedding. so let him dance with her, i guess. lol.
bro this isn’t appropriate in desi society even if you’re the fucking groom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!!??!?
LMAOOOOOOO CHACHI THO.
literalllllllllllllllly no fucks given. amaaaaaaaaaazing. the balls on these two. i have no words. honestly.
lmaooooooooo poooora gaana hone ke baad, after finishing his grind up on the bride, shivaay pulls nikhil in as an afterthought. just... what a guyyyyy.
THEY STILL WON’T STOP EYE-FUCKING OMG YOU GUYS I JUST CACKLED OUT SO LOUD THAT I STARTLED THE CAT AWAKE. JFC. THESE TWO ARE JUST SOMETHING ELSE.
someone please get kunal some anti seizure meds for the epileptic fit he’s currently having.
(i’m sorry! he’s just SO BAD. WHY DO THEY MAKE HIM DANCEEEEEEEEE???????????)
I LEGIT HAD TO PAUSE THE VIDEO COZ I’M LAUGHING SO HARD. THIS POOR DUMBASS. I DON’T THINK ALL THE MONEY IS WORTH THIS BEIZZATI.
ohohohoh. time for dream sequence.
i mean i like this song and all, but come on, it’s fucking 10 years old. why not something nice and new? the dhadak title track really fits them rn. ugh.
also the choreography is really some trite bs. honestly, some effort would have been nice.
i’m just here for the aesthetic (uski toh inhone dhaijjiyaan uda di) good looking ppl making gooey eyes at each other.
OMFG WE GET BOTH POOL MAKING OUT *AND* THE RETURN OF TIA TOMORROW?!?!?!?!? GOD BLESS US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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dang starting off with anika standing outside the room cordoned off with all the crime scene tape. kindaaaaa gutting.
also, is there a point of all this tape? like... it’s in their HOUSE... who’s to know if anyone goes in and tampers with the active crime scene as it is rn? shouldn’t the police have finished up all the crime scene investigation, cleaned up the scene and left the room free for use? if not, post guards there to prevent trespassing. yeh kya baat hui ki tape maar diya aur chal diye?
shivaay’s just zombie walking through the house. cool.
oh, what’s this? what’s he gathering himself for?
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. he’s going to do “biwi nahi ho” waala jaap, to make her feel even worse. bitch did you even have a proper conversation with her about nancy in your fucking bed???????? how the fuck do you think she feels about THAT?
“main nahi chaahta ki duniya tumhe khooni ki biwi kahe.”
uh that’s nice and all, but that’s what they’re gonna call her anyway. since it’s now official record (as per the statements given by EVERYONE to the police) that she’s your wife.
LMAO “NAYE SHEHAR MEIN CHALE JAO”. WOW. GHAR SE HI NAHI, SHEHAR SE BHI NIKAAL RAHA HAI.
(which is what he threatened chachi with on anika’s bday. seems like it’s his go-to plan in any given scenario in this universe.)
lol of course this dheent won’t go.
main hoti toh mast shimla jaake khud ka ek chotaaaa sa bed and breakfast kholti. and it’d have a tiny apple orchard too... and the bnb would have its own resident doggie, a giant floofy sheepdog. maybe two, three bunnies as well... a few chickens that’ll provide eggs...
ok sorry. i got carried away by the dreams of a new life fully bankrolled by a murder suspect billionaire husband. *sigh* some girls have all the luck.
“tum apni zindagi ko mushkil mein daalna chaahti ho!”
LMAO WASN’T THAT ESTABLISHED SINCE THE DAY SHE VOWED TO MAKE YOU PUT THAT MANGALSUTRA ON HER, BY HOOK OR CROOK?
“kyunki aap mere pati hai.”
i swear to the lord above, every time i hear this bs, i lose 8 years off my lifespan.
there. she said it once more. at this rate by the end of this track, imma be dead by 32. (and the show will still be on. and these two fuckers will STILL BE AT IT.)
“agni ko sakshi maanke aapki har pareshaani aur mushkil mein saath dene ka vachan diya hai maine.”
uhhhhhhhhhhhh lmao no you didn’t? you weren’t even fucking conscious during the phere. pata nahi TAB iske hosh thikaane nahi the, ya AB nahi hai.
whatever i’m giving up on her bs and just enjoying his excellent hangdog face.
oh suddenly she has a phd in clinical psychology and is a therapist.
“naa main aapka saath chodungi, naa aapka haath.”
lmaooooooooooo his face is like ‘srsly what the fuck i gotta do to get this chick off my back????? nancy ka toh khoon maine nahi kiya, lekin shaayad ISKA karna padega.’
some more puppy face.
+ 10 to her for asking consent (though maybe -3 for not actually waiting for a solid yes.)
oh good for you, shivaay! you haven’t regressed into not knowing how to hug back! i’m proud of you!
damn he really needed that hug. my poor broken son.
great, the world’s most sasta CSI team is on the case.
“we have to prove shivaay is innocent.” “how?” “by finding evidence that he is.” LMAO WOWWWWW AISE TOH HUMNE SOCHA HI NAHI OM!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.
ummmmmm no shivaay. you can be proven innocent without knowing who the real murderer is. that’s exactly what om just said.
tight security my assssssssssss.
om is literally the worst detective ever.
.......... ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THOSE TWO WERE NOT SOBER. THEY WERE SLOSHED BEFORE YOU EVEN JOINED THEM.
lmaoooooooooooo ofc noone believes him. aur banaa milaavati punch har party ke liye.
bro, just the display for the cameras were damaged. the cameras should still be doing their fucking thing. just hook it up to a new display system.
oh goooody! shivaay’s trespassing into the crime scene and adding some more of his dna and shit in there. brilliant!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT SASTA ZOOM OUT/SUPERIMPOSED IMAGE. (look closely in upper left window and wave at shivaay!)
AND ISN’T THAT THE BUILDING HE MAAROFIED CHALAANG FROM BUT WITHOUT THE CGI ADDED 30 FLOORS????/
ALSO THE OBEROI GROUNDS ARE SO LARGE, THERE’S NO WAY ANY BUILDING IS CLOSE ENOUGH TO CATCH WHAT’S HAPPENING INSIDE THE HOUSE. WHAT COMPLETEEEEEEEE RUBBISH.
oh boy. bhavya’s not happy at the reports. looks like she’s going to have to arrest mr. oberoi, who she’d just gotten around to liking.
oh god now who’s this ARMAAN SAXENA???? (also pfffffffffft, such a typical tellywood “rich person” name.)
i love how this building ka cctv footage focuses more on oberoi mansion than its own premises.
good to see officer dad still be supportive to bhavya.
LMAO COOL. NOT SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.
THIS IS HIS BIG PLAN??????? SETTING OFF THE FIRE ALARMS???????
.... how did they check the entire building to know it’s a false alarm sooo quickly?
also lmaooooooo are you telling me alllll the security footage of this big commercial complex is stored in a laptop???????/ that shivaay is now just putting a usb drive into and taking??????????????? LOLOLOLOLOLOL. AMAZE.
whaaaaaaaat the fuck are they even getting from this one mile away ka footage?
LMAO THAT DHUNDLA FIGURE BEYOND THE CURTAINS? REALLLLLY?????
ok come the fuckkkkkkkkkkk on, that’s soooooooooo obviously mohit. like fuck, it could not MORE obviously be him. look at the build and height.
btw so glad this episode has had no mohit (beyond this) so far. phew.
are these fuckers blind????? how can they not tell that this is mohit????? he’s got like 3 inches and 5 more kilos of solid muscle on him compared to shivaay.
LMAO WHY DOES FWDING A DIGITAL VIDEO FILE PRODUCE THE TAPE WINDING WAALA NOISE?
wow rudra has no issues watching someone get murdered. everyone else is flinching and looking away but he’s watching it with eyes wide open.
DUDE YOU’RE SO IDIOTIC, IT’S NOT YOU, YOU DUMBASS. LORD.
anika and om’s only tassalli is “yeh (tu) nahi ho sakta.” provide proof you idiots.
shivaay is on his ownnnnnn trip. godddddddddddd.
rudra’s been studying law from like... tv or something. he has some bare minimum knowledge, but most of it seems to be from watching too many late night CID/crime patrol/saavdhan india reruns.
great. om’s panicking. that should be reassuring for shivaay. that his wall is falling apart.
this one is imagining himself chakki peesing and peesing and peesing already.
LMAO OK THE POLICE SIRENS RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT ARE NOT HELPING.
MOHIT IS STILL IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE??????????? WHY THE FUCK??????????????????
of course it’s gonna be shivaay’s fingerprints. mohit kachcha khilaadi thodi hai.
lmao i reallllllllllly love how bhavya tells mohit and rudra to stfu every time they act too smart. this itself has made me a bhavya fan. you go girl. shut down their mansplaining.
fucking dumbasses, trying to teach her her job. ACP BANNA HALWA HAI KYA???????
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PPL THINKING OF CALLING THE COMMISSIONER INSTEAD OF A FUCKING LAWYER???????????
again, bhavya having to explain her job to these fucking idiots. lord. i hate men.
ofc tej doesn’t help. or let om do anything to help. he can literally die in a fire.
daaaaamn that wall of oberois.
also feeling more sexual tension between om/bhavya than rudra/bhavya.
lol kunal just has some kinda weird sexual chemistry with literally everyone huh.
DO NOT TELL ME SHIVAAY’S DUMB ASS RAN AWAY AGAIN. PLEASE.
OMFG. THIS FUCKING IDIOT. WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN WRONG WITH HIM????????????
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