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uozlulu · 14 hours

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#lol #fire talk #daredevil #disney #ask spiderpool

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uozlulu · 17 hours

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previous polls here, here and here.

#i want to go on a coffee date with janeway yes yes yes #poll talk #star trek

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uozlulu · 17 hours

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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#my biggest peeves are not on this list #they are:#people who don't separate their paragraphs with an extra return to separate them from each other #people who don't use quotation marks so it's more difficult to catch when dialogue is happening #it's all about being able to easily read and if i can't easily read it i'm not reading it #poll talk #adventures in fic reading

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uozlulu · 20 hours

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uuhhhhhhhhhhh

#quit your job join my baseball team #one piece #sport talk #idiotwithbackpain

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uozlulu · 21 hours

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I can't decide my favorite part of this update...

The drawback to this otherwise singularly fruity binge was, of course, the fact that Jeeves wouldn’t be on the spot to watch me in action. Still, apart from that there wasn’t a flaw. The beauty of the thing was, you see, that nothing could possibly go wrong.

Bertie wanting to show off to Jeeves so much. Also, his confident assertion that there are no issues with his plan whatsoever (right before everything about it goes wrong).

I had decided to open the proceedings by sort of paving the way for young Bingo. I mean to say, without actually mentioning his name, I wanted to prepare the girl’s mind for the fact that, surprising as it might seem, there was someone who had long loved her from afar and all that sort of rot.

Knew exactly how this was going to go immediately, but honestly Bertie is SUCH a good pal. He's so so good to his friends, it's really sweet.

Well, on the night the misguided female forgot to stand by, and it was a full minute before the search-party located her and shot her on to the stage. And all that time I had to stand there, waiting.

This is such a nightmare scenario??? Oh my god.

When I had finished getting the water out of my eyes and had time to take a look round, I saw him about ten yards away, going strongly and using, I think, the Australian crawl. The spectacle took all the heart out of me.

Poor Bertie! But I gotta admit that's hilarious.

“You are funny!” she said again. “First proposing in that extraordinary roundabout way, and then pushing poor little Oswald into the lake so as to impress me by saving him.”

I can definitely see where she started thinking of him as a cute dumbass. And he is but not specifically for her, haha. Honoria's reaction here makes me like her all the more, except then the talk about making something of Bertie is kinda sucky. Too akin to his aunt, as I think he said last time? Still I'd love it if this whole situation resolved with her and Bertie being friends (alas I don't expect it).

Two days later I got a letter from Jeeves.

“… The weather,” it ended, “continues fine. I have had one exceedingly enjoyable bathe.”

Trying to decide if this is pure coincidence or if Jeeves has his temp spying on Bertie or something and is making a sneaky snide reference. I lean towards the spying.

Also though, Jeeves writes him letters on his vacation! That's adorable. (Also, how to say... not your typical employee-employer relationship, no?)

#temp valet definitely sent jeeves a letter about this nonsense #jeeves and wooster #scoring off jeeves

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uozlulu · 21 hours

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I just realized that entire story was about Bertie trying to impress Jeeves with a plot regarding Bingo trying to impress a girl he was in love with…those parallels sure are paralleling

#iawtp #especially since he's like ugh fiancees no in the beginning of it #jeeves and wooster #ymmv

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uozlulu · 22 hours

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Soon I get to play the game of how long do I get to have a hat until my dad throws it away without saying anything

Not looking forward to it. Honestly the fact he started throwing new hats away is why I ended up with rosacea in the first place possibly because him throwing new hats away was so wacky I just decided to stop wearing hats and sunscreen can only do so much apparently.

#he will not explain why #he will not admit it either #he will scream if you even ask him where the hat might be #so yeah this is going to be stressful #but i need a hat #maybe now that it's been almost 20 years since the last time he won't be so fixated on it and it won't be drama central #dramaz #things i think about

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uozlulu · 23 hours

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

#this is what itadori should do before eating more fingers #food talk #lol

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uozlulu · 23 hours

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