the-cookie-of-doom
To live is the rarest thing in the world.
Other Cookie | 23 | bisexual bye-romantic | Find me on ao3 @TheCookieOfDoom | [insert Kim trauma]
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My favorite word is 'Fuck'
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KinnPorsche characters as John Mulaney memes
Kinn:
Porsche:
Vegas:
Pete:
Kim:
Chay:
Tankhun:
Gun:
Ken:
Big:
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when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy
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Tfw you come up with a particularly self-indulgent whump concept but then you have to figure out the worldbuilding that would justify it in the plot/setting
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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?
10-15 years in prism.
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literally anytime i do anything remotely difficult i suddenly feel as though i am frodo baggins collapsed on mount doom. like i’ll be composing an email and suddenly i cant recall the taste of food nor the sound of water and there’s a giant flaming eyeball hindering my vision and i dont even have my gardeners big strong arms to gently cradle me
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I know adverbs are controversial, but "said softly" means something different than "whispered" and this is the hill I will die on.
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I think I gave myself laryngitis at the concert
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I have a desperate craving for fluff and sickfic
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Vegas: i can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore out of this one
Vegas: so manslaughter it is
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i say this with love: yall will make yourselves feel bad about fucking anything, i swear to god. you feel bad about feeling too much. you feel bad about feeling too little. you feel bad about what makes you feel good. you feel bad about not knowing what you like. you feel bad for not being able to survive easily in a world hostile to you. you feel bad for the tactics that you use to survive. you feel bad for how you identify. you feel bad for being unique. you feel bad for experiences that you share with millions of people. you suspect that every feeling, experience, desire, fear, and question in your brain is somehow evidence that you don't deserve to exist.
i can be so so reassuring about all of these things but ultimately you are the one that's gonna have to make a conscious choice to stop measuring yourself in these ways. there is no authority who gets to determine whether you have the right to exist or not. you already do. there is no body that votes on whether you get to feel, identify, or think as you do. you already do. your existence as it is is non-negotiable. stop trying to justify yourself. you're already here. the world is going to have to deal with it anyway.
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Don't fuck around with hardcore kink if you won't take it seriously.
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It’s a really old meme but “You fucked up a perfectly good [noun] is what you did. Look at it. It has anxiety.” Is still like a golden phrase to me
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