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littlebeartime · 2 years

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more headcanons! these are dedicated to @oksanochka

Oksana and Eve are drawing together one afternoon when Oksana starts singing a song Eve has never heard in her life. "Down by the banks of the hanky panky, where the bullfrogs jump from bank to banky. Hip hop hop hop hop!" It's obviously a nursery rhyme of some sort but Eve is confused so asks her baby where she'd heard that from. "'s from Bluey mommy!" Eve loves that her baby gets to learn so much from the cartoons she watches. However when she watches the episode with Oksana again she realises the song is actually unfinished in the episode. So she goes to learn it for her baby and teaches her the whole thing!

Since they're in Alaska, I often think about them being at a zoo (which is of course more of a wild-life enclosure because they don't keep animals in cages. that's bad) and them seeing polar bears! They see a polar bear cub with its mum and Oksana says it's like her and mommy because they're cuddling and playing together. Of course, when they get to the penguins, Oksana starts mimicking their funny walk.

Oksana playing with Calico Critters. Need I say more? Her mommy got her all the bunny ones obviously.

Oksana and Eve watch Minions because Oksana likes the funny sounds that they make and finds them ridiculously hilarious to the point where she's just rolling on the floor. Eve's not even sure her baby has any idea what's going on in the movie but she agrees! These little guys are funny.

At bedtime, Eve and Oksana read one of those interactive books where you get to touch textures.

Eve gets Oksana the Jellycat Egg stuffie, which Oksana loves. But now every time Eve makes eggs Oksana rushes into her room to make sure Benny (as in eggs Benedict. Eve named him) is still there and unharmed. Eve has made a grave mistake.

#theres so many omg #oksana headcanons #eve and oksana

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ashleyloob · 5 months

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this can't just be me but do you ever hear a YouTubers voice and immediately click off because you just can't stand how they sound and don't know why. even if the content itself is fine

#theres so many good video essays i absolutely can not watch bc their voice just drives me insane #idk why im like this omg #i think if any voice sounds 'fake' it makes me feel super unsettled #i am begging YouTubers to pls use their normal talking voice 😭

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cloverstellar · 1 year

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I STILL HAVE SO MANY ASKS

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

#theres so many omg #lol #rose talks

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multifanritz · 2 years

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the batkids getting kidnapped must be such a hassle for bruce cuz he has to play 20 questions just to figure out which kid it is.

"The short one? So not Dick or Jay. Damian is home right now, so not him. That leaves 4. Black hair? Not Stephanie, okay. Looks bored? Honestly, that doesn't narrow things down at all. A girl? Oh, okay it's Cassandra. Alright, tell her to not take too long, dinner is in 30 minutes."

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zarnzarn · 8 months

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i see all these comments talking about this after the new episode, but. i would like to state for the record that stolitz isn't. toxic.

first off, the concept of a toxic and a healthy relationship are such... vague terms. when you're online, drenched in language and tight moral boundaries, trying to put a nuanced story like helluva boss's into boxes is easy to attempt and impossible to do.

a toxic relationship is one where one or both parties is maliciously affecting the other. I'm talking fetid, nasty, rude interactions where there is more hurt than love. they're unhappy more often than not when they're with their partner, there's no respect or give from the other side.

stolitz is nothing like that.

Stolas actively cares about Blitz and actually has no fear or hesitation in ADMITTING IT OUT LOUD TO OZZIE. he has been calling, texting, commenting, laughing and finding ways to spend time with Blitz. he's throwing everything he has to the wind, finding the courage to move forward with the divorce, putting everything he has into trying to keep him. he's been alone in a palace since he was born, on medication, with such less people dear to him that he remembered the circus boy who spent a day with him DECADES ago- so when blitz comes into his life and brings back in laughter and color and sex, he's holding on with everything he's got.

and blitz does care!!! he cares a LOT, the whole series we see him falling in love with stolas through SHOW NOT TELL (his expressions, his choices, his fear, his lashing out) and utterly unable to process that stolas cares about him too when talking to fizz; almost a desperate kind of denial-

cause yknow. the first time he tried to confess something to someone he really liked, he accidentally killed half the people he knew and ruined the lives of the rest?

thats gonna leave just a teensy impact on the will to express your emotions in the future, methinks.

even before that, he clearly felt like on some level that he was unworthy and he's said twice that he despises himself for the accident even though it wasn't actually his fault. being self aware doesn't stop the emotions from emotioning.

he keeps insisting its only sex so urgently to anyone who doesn't ask because he can't even imagine it being anything else. he's both disappointed and relieved when he repeats that stolas sees him as a novelty, because what else can it be?

(there's a whole other spiel of how brave both Stolas and Blitz have to be to say it out loud even when asmodeus can't afford to, considering how publically and completely beaten down both were at the club.)

(there's also another whole spiel about how frustrating it has been for ME to see all these comments over time with such bad takes based on like,, 20 min worth of info of a show that takes months to release an ep. like godDAMN have some patience?? let the story UNFOLD MAYBE? IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO HAVE AN EXPLANATION WHY WOULD YOU CRITICIZE THINGS THAT ARENT EVEN FINISHED ESPECIALLY AN INDIE ANIMATION- i digress)

mind you, this has NOTHING to do with abuse. an abusive relationship is one where one is actively harming the other with full awareness. Stella is an abuser and their marriage is abusive.

and stolitz isn't that; it isn't even unhealthy or toxic. it's a consensual, transactional fuckbuddy relationship that slid into something more for both of them.

but!!!!! one of the main reasons for the problems that everyone looks over is-

they're in a BDSM relationship.

I can't possibly delve into dynamics without making this a 10k research paper BUT even though we've gotten only hints and costumes and dialogue- they're very clearly and undeniably in a BDSM contract. Behind the scenes of this crazy show is a whole different story, of these two delving into the most hardcore kinks out there- knifeplay, painplay, bondage.

if you've gotten into the community, if you've read a couple dozen particularly good fics by authors who know what they're talking about, hell; even if your only experience is fifty shades or 365 or whatever- you gotta know that BDSM scenes are crazy fucking emotionally heavy. there's so much that has gone down between them during their full moons that helluva can't get into!!

but you know how in so many of these popular medias and fics, the dom in the relationship is also like,, the billionaire/mafia heir/prince, etc, the one with financial and physical power? this isnt that. it has been very clearly stated that stolas is subbing, blitz is domming.

now take a moment and think about how much that fucks up the dynamics.

in stolas' eyes, blitz is a confident, dangerous individual who's an old friend and cherished memory of his, who he's trusted wholly with his safety during sex and he's lucky to have; and he has been in an abusive arranged marriage for the past eighteen Years, he's probably not going to be pushing his luck with his dom that much in the first place. plus, blitz is never cowed by him during their conversations- think back to the first phone call right after he stole the book, completely unafraid.

and for blitz, it's someone trusting him again- but it's also a royal- a blue blood who's nearly untouchable and so much more powerful- who couldn't possibly like a piece of shit like him, apart from the sex he gets out of it. he only flirts once he gets some sort of cue from Stolas; he's desperately trying to view this as only a Goetia trying to get his rocks off, despite all the evidence to the contrary, because anything else is unfathomable to him, no matter how clearly Stolas shows it, because of the ptsd.

both of them thinks the other has the power. both of them aren't expecting the other to keep shut if something's bothering them.

and there's so much conflicting messages from the other too!

stolas calls him a plaything when trying to intimidate the humans; stolas cups his face gently and asks if he's alright

blitz asks him on a date and tells him to get better soon; blitz yells that it's only sex and doesn't reply to his messages

ya see?

bring it to fizzozzie for a second now; even though they do look all good on surface, you can still see fizz's trauma and doubt in all their interactions, they're still forced to keep the relationship secret. do you see his face when Ozzie says in hyperbole that he's never leaving the house again, or when someone accuses him of being a pampered house pet or when he got sexualized in the 7th ep? whatever happened in the interim between the accident with mammon, it fucked him UP. even though oz seems to be well aware of this when he tells him not to apologise and in their general interactions, fizz still visibly has trouble separating plaything/commodity from healthy relationship.

shout the fuck out to Ozzie btw, man knows whats UP. rooting for these two so much omg.

i forgot where I was going with this point, I'll edit it when i remember. but yeah! lovely fucking relationship, but damn what angst filled issues.

anyway, to sum up- stolitz is not a toxic relationship. the relationship is stuck sludging through misunderstandings and careless microaggressions and trauma responses, but it's not unhealthy or toxic because of the simple reason that most of the current hurt comes from... a misunderstanding. stolas didn't realise blitz would need reassurance about what they were and blitz didn't see stolas as someone who could get hurt.

unecessarily calling it toxic, even online, is more impactful than people think too. almost all spindlehorse ARE on all social medias; so MANY YouTube animators i know have found jobs there; they see your words, especially since a lot don't tag posts with "anti hb" correctly to keep them out of the main tag. there are Very few queer medias made BY queer people that haven't gone through heavy corporate revisions- helluva boss is practically a historical landmark in its success. it's very very very fucking easy to forget that not ten years ago some of the only queer videos on YouTube were butter lover (one kiss at the end post credits), dirty paws and welcome to hell (subtext).

the amount of "critical talk" helluva boss gets for what it is is very unprecedented. it's a beautiful show. can't wait for the next episode.

#helluva boss #stolas #blitz #stolitz #fizzarolli #helluva boss ozzie #okay im gonna make SO much content but i had to get this off my chest first #because so many people were like omg fizzozzie is so healthy stolitz take a lesson!!#and theres so much more nuance to it thats its so. frustrating to see a statement like that #meta #anyways #i love this fucjing show

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dizzybizz · 2 months

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birdgirl

#forgor her freckles dammittttttttttttttttttt #look at my girl look at her RAGHHGJHJHhh #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #my art #ok i watched ep92 earlier n omg wth 😭#theres so much... theres so many scenes i want to draw dude..... im so overwhelmed dude oh man oh gee #anyways i tried to let myself be messier n looser with this piece hm its not quite where i want it but i had a lot of fun with it so yippee

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headless-witch · 1 year

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Desert duo with the song "Your stupid face" by kaden mackay :D

This is my first time doing any sort of animatic animation thing so it wont look great •-•'

But I tried my best and i hope u guys like it!

#desert duo #grian #goodtimeswithscar #3rd life smp #life series #scarian #omg theres so many mistakes sorry #headlesswitch's art

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ritz-writes · 5 months

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i love how the good omens fixation can just slam into u like a bus. like, ur still in the road and have been for months since the first bus hit you. but then it comes back and runs you over randomly.

i saw a gif of aziraphale pulling crowley to go dance and legit just started stimming cuz like. that happened! he asked him to dance! and giggled! then took his HAND!! AND PULLED HIM TO THE DANCE FLOOR!!! LIKE?? THAT HAPPENED! THEY DID THAT! THEY THEY THEY

im not normal about this show and never will be thank u for coming to my ted talk

#legit just started squealing #they held hands #aziraphale is so happy #crowley is many things cuz like hey theres a hoard of demons outside and omg ur hand is so soft wait wdym dance angel hold on wait a sec--#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley

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moeblob · 8 months

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Matheo giving up knowing that the chemist will just follow him wherever for whatever reason.

(I watched a gif for "no" in ASL and I apologize if I drew it wrong I don't know how I would draw a gesture in still art so uh.... please be lenient ?? I tried)

#potion permit #chemist adam #matheo #reminder that adam is mute and i hc only matheo would know sign language due to his work #like ...... idk man just he gives the perfect vibes for it to #matheo absolutely hating the chemist but the only one that knows what the chemist is saying is so funny to me #like i hate everything you stand for yet i will watch you to know what you are saying to me because its common courtesy but i still hate yo #i played recently and did the 3rd friendship event for matheo finally but now need an item to confess #but omg matheo my beloved ................... i got so sad when he wanted to leave cause he thought he wasnt needed #good on my chemist being sad and angry for me and convincing him to stay #also i just like that the chemist will have so many expressions but no text options for scenes at least so far #like theres a talking emote thing for the chemist but you .... dont actually use it as you say stuff #and i love that for the little chemist im convinced the chemist is mute #truly a silent protag

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risingshards · 10 days

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"Oh man this season is AMAZING so far." —me, who grades anime seasons by how much yuri is in them