if I had a nickel

day 1207 of being on mcytblr hope they don’t realize im straight

i’ve been crying laughing at this all morning it’s so real

after several discussions that left me baffled, let me throw this out to the masses: do you look at ao3's icons when you're looking for a fic to read?

now this is a new one I haven’t heard of

WARNING 18+

19

at least I’m predictable bc yeah this is a post you all would tag me in good thing I got to it first

day 1207 of being on mcytblr hope they don’t realize im straight

what if I visited Cali, hm, what then?

visiting doesn’t count

If I was born in California but haven't lived there in a long time can I be considered a California girl ^-^

California Girl roots never fade

California girls we're unaccountable

Your version of Deku makes me think that he ate dirt as a kid (and weirdly enjoyed it)

he did and bakugo can't wait to share this with class 1A

day 1207 of being on mcytblr hope they don’t realize im straight

him btw if you even care

"i dont go here but-" well you do now. you're coming down with me. take my hand

You ever look at the rest of tumblr and go "they dont know about how tommyinnit (who at the time said he was straight) tricked his friend (who is a gay man) into marrying him and when his friend/husband found out (months later when he was joking about having a Vegas wedding with another friend and then Realised) he tried to get a divorce but tommy said no even though he has had a girlfriend the entire time and that then he wrote wattpad rpf fanfic about him and his friend/husband kissing (specifically with tongue) and his girlfriend dying and all the wrongs of the world being fixed. Now the divorce may be going to court and the friend/husband wants to try and stream the whole court case. Not only that but Tommy subsequently recorded an I'm just Ken parody about this marriage and most recently while Tommy was on a trip around America, back in England, his friend/husband started streaming more with Tommy's girlfriend (while in the midst of a 24/7 subathon stream he is currently over 45 days into) and bought her a new iphone so Tommy joked that he was being cucked. And now he's just come out as bicurious after his friend/husband tried to get him to say the f-slur on stream and his response was that he could only say a 1/5th of it before calling his husband a " 'ggott"." And this is all (probably) real. This is a real thing that happened.

Funny ass way to censor urself