therapist: normal house isn't real, he can't hurt you

normal house:

4-for-1 sale at the Meme Outlet today

TANK ROWLEY

*ZOO-WEE-MAMA*

Guys .... My therapist said writing smut is a creative expression so guess what I'm gonna do ~

Write some monster imaginessss ayyyyyy

this isn't even a joke

therapy

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel depressed and s*icidal? Me: Listen to Dirt by Alice in Chains from start to finish over and over for the entire day. Therapist: *sprays me with a water bottle*

There is a sanity shortage in early 2000s Boston

"are you seeing someone"

yes, but he isn't there. leave this to my therapist

—POV you’re a hopeless romantic—

Therapist: and what do we do when we feel romantically frustrated?

Me: listen to love songs all day?

Therapist: no

Me: look at memes about being single?

Therapist: no!

Me: lie in bed and wonder when my prince will come?

Therapist: dear God no!!

Me: what do you want from me then?!?!

When you’re mid sentence and suddenly forget literally everything you were talking about

Its so funny that Arin and Sora have shown to have significantly better emotional intelligence than any of the ninja from all of the old seasons combined. "You should be taking care of your mental health" and "yeah saving the world is upsetting! no wonder you're having stress dreams" oh my precious children. You are surrounded by a teen dad with massive self-worth issues, the only one of two people who remembers the genie incident and also turned into the sea once, guy who's died like 3+ times and committed genocide under mind control, and a child soldier who's been living the hard knock life since age 2.

I hope to god you two are prepared to witness the most mentally unwell behavior you've seen in your entire teenage lives. You think you've already seen how bad it can get now? Fools. Just wait until you get a mission involving the Departed Realm