Martian Manhunter: I have treated your injuries as best as I could, Batman. I would recommend bed rest until you have fully recovered.
Batman: I should be back in a week.
Superman: A week? But-
Batman: A week. I don’t have the luxury of rest, Superman. [glaring] Are you going to stop me?
Superman: No, I’ll let it slide this time, on one condition. [determinedly steps into Batman’s personal space]
Batman: …Superman, why are you hugging me?
Superman: This will be our daily therapy.
Batman: Are you… purring?
Flash: [enters the med bay] Don’t mind me guys, I’m just here to… Whoa. Is it Batman’s birthday today? Can I get a hug too?
Martian Manhunter: I am aware that vibrations produced by a cat's purr can aid in the process of healing. Perhaps this could be a good substitute, Batman. It may shorten your recovery time.
Batman: I’m not going to let myself be-
Superman: It’s either this or a month’s bed rest, Batman.
Flash: Oh cool! I can help too. Healing group hug! [glomps Martian Manhunter, Superman & Batman, vibrating slightly]
Aquaman: [enters the med bay] Hey Superman. Whoa.
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Imagine JL about to celebrate Halloween, where no one knows each other's identity. Superman thinking to dress as Jack from Titanic just for kicks and thought it would be funny if Batman dressed up as Rose
Superman: Batman, would you like to be Rose to my Jack? *Winking aggressively with a rose in mouth*
Batman: *too busy arranging documents* Why? Do you wanna die like him?
Superman: *almost tearing up* n-no..I wanted to be love of your life
Batman: *dramatically turning* oh oh..
Rest of the JL looking at them with stoic face
Aquaman: Do they always have to do it?
Green Lantern: We get it you guys are dating!!! No need to make us feel more lonely!
Some time later...
Flash: Green Lantern are you dressing up as trash?
Green Lantern: excuse moi? Why the actual fck would I?
Flash: cause I wanna take you out *lip bites*
Green Lantern: you should stop spending time with supes
Flash: soo...can I take you out?
Green Lantern: trash talk again and I will throw you out for sure *walking away*
Green Lantern stopping mid way and glances at flash : and it's a yes, you can take me out
Rest JL looking at superbat and then green lantern with flash
Wonder woman: at this point I'm just dressing up as wonder woman
Arthur: I was thinking of dressing up as a clown, but since we already have four. I might just dress up as chucky 🔪
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listen i love seeing them smooch but that face after is my most favourite piece of footage anyone has ever taken of iii 😂 (source)
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I'm sorry, I just noticed.
Minnesota??? The first case Mary found was in Minnesota??
I need an au of s12e3 where Adam was pulled from the cage and him and Michael settled down in Minnesota (Adam’s home state) and Mary finds out he exists.
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A little something to adorn the newest chapter of "A Cracked Foundation"~
Warning you right now, I'm a dramatic bitch and its only gonna show more from here
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