I’ve talked about this before but imagine what it’s like for someone in a country/place where eliot is Top Most Wanted and then your tech guy finds a breakout star baseball player on their visual scanner that looks EXACTLY like spencer. but…there’s no way that’s him, right???
and then the next year it happens again but this time it’s some one hit wonder country singer kenneth crane that has like 78 tween-run fangirl blogs dedicated to him. you see a grainy video of him being chased by a horde of screaming teenage girls and ??? no way Eliot Last Thing You’ll Ever See Spencer is a country singer star just. signing pictures of his face right…?
a few months later your intern shows you footage of an eliot lookalike who is in san lorenzo talking about how there is dog fighting in the presidential palace and you just. sigh. because of course. a scant few days later the political geography of the country changes drastically and damien moreau is imprisoned. …interesting
and then a year of silence goes by. he still shows up as blips on the radar but he must have a good hacker working for him because his tracks on the internet are expertly erased.
every time you ask through interagency channels some random interpol guy talks in (condescending?) riddles at you and it also somehow feels like he’s threatening you
and then your friend who recently got into foreign hockey teams sends you a dropyourgloves video of someone called jacques the bear. you immediately get a headache (and watch some more videos because even you can admit this guy is a good hockey player)
and you know he’s a Bad Guy but it’s been admittedly a bit entertaining seeing what claim to fame he will come upon next. and his most recent actions over the few years make you wonder.
a few months later your phone pings because multiple heads of state evacuated from DC. the reason? eliot spencer was in town. you hear two days later a bioterrorist was taken down by… the report was redacted. your hacker tells you spencer and two teammates were behind the successful operation. which, huh.
not even a full year later it is released that spencer is dead and… you don’t know how to feel.
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"books where the guy falls first" "enemies to lovers slowburn books" what the fuck is the book even about. why should i read it.
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I'm turning that Sanuso Modern AU (In which they meet because Zoro forgets to pay at the Baratie and Usopp and Waiter!Sanji end up flirting all night while they wait for him to come back with the money) into a whole fic called "The very first night" that will approximately have 9 chapters and it's actually about Sanji going on a quest trying to find Usopp again and failing miserably. Congratulations, y'all have convinced me to write a long fic when I usually write one-shots. Let's see how this turns out!
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The other day i ask shree if i could borrow her percy jackson book and she gave me HALF OF THE FUCKING BOOK! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN
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There were 40,000+ fics (on just AO3) in this fandom before the show aired and people are calling it a small and niche fandom? This series is going to be 19 years old in 2024 and there’s been more fans and fan made works lost over the decades than you can imagine and people seriously think that before the show aired it was small and niche????
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the fascinating thing about the maze runner books vs the movies is that they're both tragedies, but just...different kinds. in the books no matter what wicked did, they never got close to a cure. it was all for nothing: all the torture, all the death, all the money and effort spent trying to cure something that was just unstoppable. the world burned while a few hundred immunes survived, and there was no other way the story could have gone.
but in the movies they were so close. thomas was the cure. they had it in their hands and could have saved everyone, but they were just too late. wicked was destroyed, the last city fell, and with it the world's last hope for a cure. they almost got the cure in time. they almost made it in time to save newt. they almost won.
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Twst Spoiler for lost in a book with Stitch
(part of this series)
Yuu: So, let me get this straight, Lily-boy, Flody--
Yuu: You both decided to antagonize a giant shark-man—someone who possesses a spaceship and literal robot army, both of which can be used to completely obliterate the island we literally cannot leave—to help a koala centipede hybrid?
Yuu: Who, by the way, is stated to be a space criminal on the run from a galactic police force for an unknown reason, and therefore helping him would make us accomplices to said space criminal and also a target of a galactic police force that’s who knows how strong it is? And on top of that, put us at risk from said dangerous criminal as well?
Floyd: Pretty much!
Yuu: WHY?!
Lilia and Floyd: Because he’s cute / it’s fun!
Yuu: You’re both idiots.
Stitch: Raawr!
Yuu: OW!
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I have this really stupid headcanon that Crowley can do the squat position, but Aziraphale can't... his corporation is incapable of doing that with his legs.
So I decided to draw this super complicated drawing of Crowley squatting while taking care of his plants (in the greenhouse of their cottage) and Aziraphale trying and failing miserably.
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god i fucking looooooove the httyd books please tell me some of yall have read them theyre so damn godly cressida cowell can do no wrong
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im skimming through the good omens musical for references and. musical!crowley is a duke of hell. good for him
[ID: two screenshots from the good omens musical with subtitles. Crowley and Aziraphale are hanging out and Crowley is saying “Well, and all I’m doing is my duty” / “as Duke of Hell”. End ID]
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