real

I’ll just drop this there…

My take on a Vee!Alastor AU (Valastor?)

Love really has to be blind because Eddie saw the scariest shit that any human could see and he spent half of his time eye fucking Steve without hesitation, then giving him his vest that covered literally nothing on Steve. I’m not sure what Eddie’s mindset was during this but him finding an outlet to calm himself down was the hottest man in Hawkins is so real.

Doodle page cause I have some serious undertale artblock idk

I’m having a good day until I remember that Matthais had a little sister and then I’m sad

Speedy Leo!

I think if Leo got a mystic power boost it would be super speed

Where he can just zip and run ridiculously fast and also the speed of sound cause it makes sense for rise Lmao

CW: Partial Nudity… IG and kissy, post coitus conversation (is that a content warning? Idk) don’t worry they’re covered with a blanket

Late Valentine’s Day special with brotherhood era shadowpeach (what that’s crazy)

Happy late Valentine’s Day you heathens

so bf of taigen to recover from life threatening wounds, just so he can hike all the way to kohama village from master eiji’s forge, buy the best food you can possibly find there, hike all the way back, and then proceed to promptly plop said food right in front of mizu and watch her eat all of it. dosen’t even blink. those dumplings are a childhood nostalgia food for him and he did not eat a single one. literally recovered from his injuries just enough to leave on his own, solely so he could go get food for mizu, and only for mizu. he didn’t get dumplings for anyone else, not even himself. he hates kohama, but he’ll go walk straight into the village centre that smells like the fish on his dad’s fists, just to purchase the only good thing from his childhood in that place, proceed to enjoy none of it, and offer it all to mizu with absolutely no expectations.

Honestly the pipeline of “reading the-modern-typewriter snippets at midnight on the floor of my bathroom at age eleven so I wouldn’t get caught” to “being a tumblr writer myself” is a wild one.

Tubbo when writing his lore

ramón has known tubbo since 2020 and has his merch

em has 921 hours on tubbo’s channel and has merch

q!Bad explaining the test he gave q!Bagi, and the conclusions he came to :D

“I only told Bagi about the ghost (Boo) to see what she would do. I said, ‘don’t tell anyone!’ …but she went and told Forever. But here’s the thing. I knew, I suspected- because from what I’ve seen, Bagi would be concerned (about me) - I knew that she would tell someone.”

“I wasn’t really concerned about if she would tell anyone, I was more concerned about: would she tell me that she told someone? and she did. Meaning, I think Bagi is more trustworthy. She valued honesty in that situation… I think we might be able to trust her. […] she’s smarter than she lets on.”

He is planning to test her one more time!

idk if you do scenarios but I’m dying to know if you think any of the uchiha have a breeding kink 😭 please ignore this if you want!

Heyyyy! I know I have it stated somewhere on my blog that I will and I planned to do a few but never got to it. Might as well start now!

Imo the answer is literally ALL of them. I can’t picture ANY of them not having a breeding kink with how serious they are about their bloodline.

Sasuke’s stated multiple times his goal is to revive the Uchiha clan, and how do you do that? Fucking. And a lot of it!

I get the feeling Obito’s the type to keep filling you up until you’re dripping with it.

If you’re not actively pregnant Madara does everything in his power to make it happen. Expect multiple rounds daily.

Itachi feels the most secure in your relationship when you’re underneath him, begging him to make you a mother.

Shisui loves the process but what he loves more is the sight of you all blown up with his mini-me. He’s more passionate than ever.

Izuna is in an unspoken contest with Madara to see who can have the most children the fastest, so best believe you’re being fucked at least twice a day.

Indra (he counts!) is obsessed with you, your body, and the rush of finding out which of you your baby looks like the most. The possibilities are always running through his head and he can’t help but make them true.

This was fun, even if I’m rusty. Feel free to send some more little scenarios in guys! Helps get the gears running.

”ASMR Gay VS Lesbian fighting with chainsaw and scythe, for sleeping”

THATS CRAZY

But fr that Tubbo and Bagi fight did last for like 5 minutes😭 (clip below)

Start of the fight

(Qsmp day 301)

Space Pirates (GBA)

paradise!

The name isn’t the most creative but I like it.

(Also fun fact his was technically one of the first listener designs I made. I think the first first one was faithful.)

Little spoilers to blue lock chapter 251

Do this guys forget that they are broadcasted to tha whole freaking world, because the things they are saying are questionable. Like bro, Hiori LITERALLY calls Rin and Isagi „lovebirds”??? We all know that, but boy you didn’t have to say it like that…(also the „prima donnas” omg)

Also not a football expert, but shouldn’ t this be a faul?? (damn Rin really can’t keep his hands to himself in this match)