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#that bob tho 💀
plutoarttv · 1 month
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💚 Alastor redesign 💚
(this is just for funsies, I love the original design, (even his fuckass bob 💀) I just wanted to play around with some of the elements of his character :-))
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messy sketch of Rurue with bubba bcuz fuck it why not (no he is not trying to chainsaw her sjidoajdkdj)
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lieximhuman · 4 months
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I want a mullet but I’d look so fucking ugly I hate this world AUGH.
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nyxi-pixie · 2 years
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microwave viability surverys being like 'mike doesnt like will back theres no evidence' is so funny bc it really proves my theory that the st general audience is.. fucking stupid
almost Every Single Canon Couple (and non canon too) on the fucking show has to be set up Through Other Characters bc the gen audience straight up wont understand otherwise
genuinely the only cases of this not happening that i can think of is susie and dustin (who got tgthr off screen and we as the audience are just told theyre tgthr) and lumax(arguably bc they were def getting there anyway but we do have dustins 'i felt the electricity' thing so??)
like does someone have to bonk mike on the head and be like "YOURE GAY FOR WILL" before the general audience agrees that theres proof for reciprocated byler😭😭😭
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introvert1rl · 1 month
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guys im coughing so much my lungs are gonna collapse faster than the church, dallas winston and bob sheldon
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chitra111goddess · 3 months
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Let's talk about Revati women ♡
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💗 Revati is ruled by Mercury the trickster and its a Pisces nakshatra so you can only imagine how these natives can cast an illusion, theyre like magicians or shifters. They're master manipulators (not in a bad way cuz they don't intend to harm others but it's like they know how to get their way and how to be perceived a certain way while being lowkey w their motives)
I noticed its easy for revati women to attract wealth through other people as well like having a sugar daddy or a provider or thro pretty privilege/using their femininity to attract. They make it seem effortless or they have this mentality of "work smart, not hard". I think its underrated how fking clever they are !
That's not to say that they can't do things on their own but they like it when others do it for them
they don't rly seem to get emotionally attached to people easily but once they do it's v deep , there's always smtg in it for them tho like they have to gain smtg from the people or the experience (mercury and jupiter influence of revati) ,, it's not wrong , cuz if it doesn't serve u why pursue it?
Example Shera seven (mercury in revati) + leighton meester as Blair in gossip girl (revati sun)
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she's so funny 💀 again the epitome of don't work hard work smart, using her femininity to get her way. Revati is the type to not "need" a man but they can use one lmaoo it sounds toxic but I mean .. it works. It just feels like revati energy don't rly come from a place of need or desperation , it feels more like "been there done that" (being the last nakshatra of pisces) kinda vibe so they're not easily phased or impressed and they use whatever they got now in order to attract more
💗 The duality of revati women never misses, which makes them so interesting. There's that sweet soft girly side but also dark feminine seductive side just like with other mercury nakshatras, but revati can pull off both light and dark
I mean look at Rihanna (revati moon and asc)
Pretty girlie + bad bitch essence in one (that comes from the tropical aries too imo)
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Revati women just seem unbothered like they don't rly care, which gives them this air of confidence, even if they're awkward at least they know how to PRETEND to be confident.
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(Anna wintour revati moon)
This again ties to how revati women can alter the perception of others of how they're being perceived by pretending or acting like it
Another example is kristen stewart (revati sun) even tho she can be awkward but she also seems unbothered and like she don't care. And ofc Angelina jolie especially in the movie *girl interrupted* her revati moon shines through
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That trickster smirk lol
They don't like to be labeled or put in a box I think revati women can be so fluid that goes to being gender fluid for some of them, they always wanna show different sides like they're not one way, they're multifaceted so people will have v different opinions on them
Im seeing alot of them rocking the Bob cut especially revati moon women
Also I have to mention revati women and their voice 👁👄👁 they always sound unique or feminine, and the way they talk is pleasing like I could listen to them all day.
Let me know ur thoughts and I might add to this later on ♡
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1-800-moondust · 2 years
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Bob Velseb x GN Reader Headcanon
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Here's some Bob Velseb content to feed ya'll cause I know ya'll are starving (me included 💀)
He likes to give you his sweater when you get cold
He loves to cook for people so expect to wake up in the dead of night to him cooking you something 
Just make sure it isn't human meat tho
Cuddling? um yes please!
He's more of a big spoon but if you ask him he would let you spoon him instead 
He's on the run so he isn't able to spend much time with you
But when he is there he makes sure to spend his time wisely
When he's around you he's basically tied at the hip to you
He refuses to leave you alone (unless you need to use the restroom)
He is hesitant to give affection at first but quickly warms up to it
Doesn't matter if you're skinny, muscular, or cubby he'll try to pick you up
Sometimes when ya'll are watching TV together he'll slide you onto his lap and put his head on top of yours
Bob is a switch in the way that one minute he'll be brutally eating and killing people then the next he's cuddling up to you
Despite how violent he can be he refuses to take it out on you
He'd just storm off and come back home a few hours later all bloody and tired
He doesn't take off his costume very often around you but when he does kiss him on the cheek and watch his face turn red 
His top 3 love languages are physical touch, quality time, and acts of service
He doesn't talk much but loves to listen to you talk about your day 
If you have any candy around your house expect it to go 'mysteriously' missing
He doesn't seem like he sleeps very often (have you seen the bags under his eyes) 
So lead him to your bed and play with his hair until he relaxes enough to fall asleep 
He's basically always slightly on edge due to the police being after him so you often have to remind him that he's safe with you
BIG BOOBS (huh who said that 🤨)
He likes having you lay on top of him and no your weight doesn't matter to him so doesn't think that you'll crush him or anything (he'd probably like it anyways)
Despite him being a serial killer and all that you still love him and he feels happy and secure with you
It's a weird relationship yeah but the two of ya'll love each other so it's fine
I'm thinking about making some nsfw hc's but idk if yall would like that
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meraxesmoon · 8 months
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Wifey
note: this is a naoya/wife fic, my brain wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote this
warnings: yandere content, dark content, sub naoya, but like, he's forcing his wife to dominate him (?), pegging, yeah 💀, missionary pegging tho, degrading pet names (mutt, dog, etc.), afab reader, naoya is in love but he's mean, they have a young child together (mentioned briefly), he's like super degrading tbh, but naoya simps like that I think, he prolly enjoy riding the strap as well, lik bit of praise at the end, as a treat ♡
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"Put your hips into it, Mutt," Naoya barks, his pale cheeks red and swollen with the tears he'd shed earlier. (Name) tenses at the derogatory name, and thrusts herself into her husband roughly, Naoya groaning and gripping the comforter of their bed as she does so.
Naoya's brown eyes are blazing as he stares up at the woman above him, watching as she moves her hips roughly.
Just the way he had taught her.
She looked absolutely elysian, leaning over him slightly as the strap in between her legs pushed inside of him. (Name) had been tending to their young son when Naoya summoned her to their shared bedroom. He had ordered her to put on his favorite toy, therefore she wasn't completely undressed. Her kimono was untied and was currently half off her shoulder, her delicate hands holding onto her husband's thighs. The feeling of her fingernails digging into his flesh left a sting of pain, but Naoya found pain brought on from his wife pleasant.
Naoya huffs loudly, feeling her thrusts start to falter. (Name) was no doubt starting to tire, as Naoya often dragged these things out. He enjoyed being roughly fucked by his beloved wife, so their escapades usually lasted hours. "Really?" Naoya groans as she slows down, feeling unsatisfied and unfilled. "Husband..." (Name) stutters out, exasperated as she feels her hips tense in discomfort.
Being Naoya's wife meant many things. She knew that before marrying the Zen'in heir. She knew that he was a hateful man who saw himself above everyone else, and she also knew that he was cruel. His domineering personality was harsh, but she was used to such things as she had grown up among similar men, raised in a traditional clan just as he was. However, she did not realize her husband's odd preferences until after they were married. Despite Naoya's harsh attitude and humongous ego, he enjoyed being dominated.
It had been hard for her to acclimate, considering she had been raised to be sweet and doting. Naoya didn't want her to be sweet when they were in their shared bedroom. Instead, he wanted her to hurt him, and that made her nervous.
Lost in thought, (Name) doesn't realize that Naoya's legs are wrapping around her waist until he squeezes them, forcing her to thrust into him roughly. She squeaks as she feels his ankles lock around her, and he continues to force her to fuck him silly, her cheeks blazing and eyes wet with tears. His robes are messy, leaving his chest exposed as he grunts into the open air, his hips humping upwards as his cock bobs, utterly neglected.
His brown eyes were molten as he narrowed them and glared up at his wife. "You stupid - oh fuck!" He let's out a whine as the silicone messes up his insides, pushing just against that special spot, nearly giving him the euphoria that he craved. "You stupid dog, can't you do anything right?" He barks at her like a vicious dog, still forcing her hips into his own as he moans and groans. "Do something useful - AH!"
She does, wrapping her soft hand around his cock, rubbing the tip gently as Naoya arches his back, his eyes rolling to the back of his pretty head. He's leaking like a loose faucet, his tip continuously dripping as he rocked their hips together, she just wants this to be over. Tired, she angles her hips and the tip of the silicone hits against Naoya's prostate, his legs shaking violently as he bites down on the pillow next to his head, his teeth ribbing the fabric as he rides out his orgasm.
Hips twitching in slight pain (Name) watches as she gives one more stroke to his tip before it erupts, sticky liquid coating his abdomen. Naoya had heavy and thick loads, so by the time he'd ridden out his orgasm, there was cum everywhere, the white viscous liquid pooling on his stomach and dripping down his sides.
Naoya let's go of the pillow, his eyes closed as he ruts his hips still, almost as if he were enchanted. He starts mumbling something, his hands coming to cup (Name)'s face as she whimpered.
"S' good... y're so good, my sweet, sweet girl," Naoya babbles on, pressing wet kisses on her face as he revels in the pleasure that was given to him. He pulls her down to lay on top of him, and she winces as she feels his cum tainted her lower belly, but she says nothing. (Name) holds onto his shoulders as he kisses her cheeks, his tongue licking up the wetness of her tears.
"My perfect little wife~"
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poor (name) is going thru it 😭 (wish it was me)
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zabimarushoney67 · 1 year
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Hello! I wanted to known if I could request slow sensual sex with Shinji Hirako???
Oooomgosh omgosh yessss! This is gonna be so good 🙏🏼 Highkey have been waiting for a NSFW fic with Shinji 💀 Thank you so much! for the request and I hope you enjoy! (I went on a blind hiatus during this im so sorry lmao it’s done tho!)
🔥Under Fire🔥
Shinji Hirako x Fem!Reader
NSFW+18💦MDI⚠️REC.DU💨FLUFF💟MODERN A.U✨
Summary: Shared but masked feelings, making love wasn’t apart of the agenda. For you though, Shinji is ready for anything.
Warnings: Modern alternative universe, strong language, sensual lovemaking, praise kink, marking(hickies, bite marks), fingering, oral!sex (reader receiving), vaginal!penetration, hand holding, sweet talk, supple kisses, blunt smoking, friends with benefits turned serious, budding romantic feelings, fluff throughout.
Authors Notes: AH FINALLY I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS 😩 SHINJI WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME AND I AM OKAY WITH THAT! Also! Bad Omens reeeeaallly set the mood for this thing, like ONG absolute perfection!😭🤌🏽
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Loud music bumped over the nightclub speakers, rumbling through the wooden floors with everyone’s moving feet. Flashing lights colored the hundreds of bodies that were crammed together like sardines on the dance floor, Shinji’s gentle hands were on your hips, he watched them sway in time with the movements of his fit body.
Drunk and feeling the music, the beating vibration warmed your body up against Shinji. A feeling like sparks igniting, consuming you in his spiritual flames. Shinji flowed with your body on the dance floor. Shifting his hips, he pressed them up against your frayed denim shorts, groaning to himself as he felt your body press, and relax back into him.
He swallowed hard as he peered down your body, his steely eyes devoured the slick and shiny skin under your halter-neck tank top. Feeling your hand wrap around his neck and grip him there, finally had him leaning into your ear to speak up. “Hey, you wanna get outta here soon darlin?” His voice reverberated something needy and demanding. Shinji teasingly licked the shell of your ear, nibbling down the side of your neck as you rolled your hips across his quickly hardening groin.
Leaning your head back on his shoulder speaking into his ear, “Sure, yeah that sounds good! But I have to finish my drink first,”. Rolling his eyes, he released his grip on you. Holding your hand softly he followed closely behind you as you lead him back to the table where Lisa, Kensei, Renji, Izuru, and Shuhei sat.
Hoping you two could slip away unnoticed, Shinji huffed. Now in a forced position to say goodbye and come up with a reason for disappearing yet again, at a friendly get-together, Shinji was less than thrilled. Not an outcome he was hoping for, but if it meant he could leave sooner with you without a bickering match, it would be worth it. Moving to the quieter, darker part of the club where your table was, y/n grabbed the air toward her drink, lazily leading Shinji behind her.
Renji passed her the drink, as she finally anchored herself at the front of the table. Bringing the cute, yellow bendy straw to her lips she sucked down the blue fruity cocktail, bobbing her head in time with the music.
“Looks like you two are having all the fun,” Renji commented, “We are, but,” y/n started saying before taking another sip of her drink, “We're actually gonna head out early for the night,” she said tightening her grip on Shinji’s hand, silently asking him for some back up if her unplanned plan backfired.
Everyone's heads turned at that comment and landed on both you and Shinji, Shuhei caught Shinji’s hand being held captive by yours and only nodded in his direction. The rest of the gang sighed outwardly, “Really? Already?” Renji questioned with a grimace, “But we just got here!” a drunk Lisa sang out. “Oh let them go, they'll just disappear somewhere anyway,” Kensei huffed, taking a languid sip of his old fashion.
The rumor was true. You had secretly been seeing Shinji on the side for a while now. He established a friend-with-benefits situation a few months back.
On that day, running some errands with him, Shinji had bluntly come forward with his attraction toward you. It seemingly came out of nowhere, but you had been so fond of him already that you even held your suspicions, that he felt the same. The sex has been a reliable release for you, it sated a need you didn’t even know you had until you started seeing him regularly during the week.
The both of you had tried to keep it down low and out of sight, trying not to start any gossip. It seemed everyone eventually caught on, since every time you all got together, you and Shinji always ended up disappearing.
Usually off somewhere alone for a quick meet up and then return to the function, but the longer the agreement went on the more often you two went off just to be together, sexual or not.
“Are you guys leaving already?” Izuru chimes in with the rest of the crowd, walking up behind you and Shinji with a handful of shots. “Yeah…” Shinji replied slowly, blatantly fronting his irritation at the current embarrassing circumstances. “That’s lame,” “take one before you go,” Izuru rolled his eyes, pushing a shot into both y/n and Shinji’s free hands.
Just as y/n finished her cocktail, she threw the shot back like a champ, before anyone else had even lifted their shot. Shinji would stand corrected if he thought he was the one who wanted to leave this god forsaken club first.
(...)
Walking back to y/n’s downtown apartment not far from the club, y/n held onto her shoulders. Chilled, after leaving the heat of the nightclub and into the late summer night. “Jeez. Woman,” “This is why I told you to bring a jacket,” Shinji sighed.
Wrapping you in his brown leather jacket he remarks “And who said chivalry is dead?”. “I didn't know it would be this cold,” y/n muttered quietly, gripping the sides of his jacket and enclosing herself in its warmth. “You’re half naked, with your hair in that... Cute messy bun style you know I love so much on you,” “Of course, you're gonna be cold, sometimes I think you do it on purpose,” he smiled to himself as the words left his mouth. “Absolutely not!” y/n spat back defensively, knowing deep down that he was... Well, he was kind of right.
Something has been different lately. Even before leaving for the club, Shinji had ran through a whole checklist before he would even allow you to step out of the door. ‘Have you eaten yet?’ ‘Do you have everything in that purse of yours?’ ‘Are you sure you don’t wanna bring a jacket?’ just to name a few examples. There was a new profound softness in all of Shinji’s actions that pertained to you, it felt good, natural even, like it should’ve been this way the entire time.
Needless to say y/n was rather enjoying the new treatment, it made her heart patter ever so lightly allowing more room for her fondness to grow for the infamous jokester, who now turned out to be an infamous gentleman as well.
(…)
Finally arriving back home in the safe confines of Y/n’s apartment, y/n shook off her heels and threw his jacket on the coat rack while Shinji carelessly strolled in behind, removing his shoes. The beginning steps of y/n’s ‘time for bed’ ritual took place, and Shinji got comfy removing his tie, loosening his shirt a bit and rolling up his sleeves. Y/n stood in the mirror, wiping off her makeup in the bathroom, closest to her bedroom. Shinji sat on the bed, rolling up a blunt for the both of you. One of his many playlists lulls over the sound system, filling the bedroom with a warm and welcoming atmosphere.
Once cleaned up and dressed down in some of her comfy shorts and an oversized T-shirt, y/n joined Shinji on the plush mattress, sitting crisscrossed with a glass of iced water. “Man, nightclubs are not my thing anymore,” y/n said rubbing her eyes, groaning softly from the slight headache she received after the few hours of drinking and dancing.
“So, let me get this straight,” “You’re saying,” “You would rather be at home,” “Chilling… and smoking weed with me… in your bed?” Shinji drawled out turning his head in your direction, with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face. “Shut it and light it, goofy,” y/n sneered at the blonde man, smacking him lightly on the shoulder and breathily laughing at his stupid, dumb remark. So stupid it left your face catastrophically red. Seriously, what was up with this guy? His smooth words, and even smoother hair. None of it made sense, or it did… just why now? Shinji was the adamant one on the, ‘this is nothing serious, I just want to have fun with you,’ part of the agreement.
Putting his hand upon your upper thigh, giving it a gentle squeeze. Shinji places the blunt between his lips, it hangs so artfully from them as he goes to light it. Pulling out an engraved zippo lighter, he flips it open. The bright blue flame quickly engulfed the tip of the tobacco paper, and a sweet aroma of the white grape drifted through the air while the paper burned to ash, quickly followed by the delightful smell of weed. These night are always the best when shared together, y/n thought. Allowing her mind to wander through the current moment, a sudden swell of emotion had begun overflowing her body.
(…)
A few passes and over half a blunt later, the two leaned against the wooden headboard, their bodies heavy from the weed that swirled through them. Y/n laid her head on Shinji’s shoulder, while his arm encompassed her close against his warm, slumped body. Shinji puffed on his handiwork, relaxing further into y/n’s weight. Rolling waves of smoke lingered in the air and filled the dimly lit room, while the two lay together sailing through the clouds. The entwinement of their bodies and limbs being the only thing that kept them grounded in reality.
“Earlier…” “Walking back here,” “You said, you loved when my hair is up,” y/n said softly, pausing before continuing, “What are some other things you… ‘love’ about me?” She asked curiously, with her breath hitching in her chest.
Shinji’s eyes widened at her question, breathing a heavy hit from his nose, he hurriedly took another, sucking it deep into his lungs. “Well…” he said as the smoke poured from his mouth. “There’s lots of things…” “like the way you’ll scrunch your nose up at my gross jokes,” Shinji said chuckling to himself. “Or the way you’ll blush and look away whenever I compliment you…” “Or my favorite…” he paused again. “the little dance you do when you’re eating something you like...” he stopped there smiling to himself, but not wanting to dredge any further into that topic.
Y/n lay on his shoulder dazed, “Oh..” she breathed, blushing from his words. “I was fully prepared for you to say something along the lines of,” “I love the way your lips look around my cock darlin’,” she said, trying but failing to do an impression of Shinji.
“First of all,” “I do not sound like that,” Shinji laughed heartily at y/n’s endearing impression of him. “Secondly, I love it when you look like that,” he corrected, taking another hit before handing it over to y/n. “Oh yeah?” She said giggling, “Oh yeah,” Shinji said before his soft fingers slid up the side of your cheek and turned your face towards him.
Leaning down to capture your lips in a gentle kiss, he pulled away ever so slightly, blowing his smoke into your mouth and kissing you again after. “I love it a lot,” he said, inches away from your face. His words sang, traveling through y/n’s ears and making them ring with their sweetness, flowing down her body and resting comfortably in the pit of her stomach.
Blinking softly at Shinji, y/n exhaled the smoke. A soft shade of pink stained her cheeks as she stared into his grey hooded eyes. A crafty smile plastered across Shinji’s face as he caressed your cheek under his thumb. Y/n leaned into his touch before bringing the end of the blunt to her lips.
Glancing down at y/n’s full lips encompassing the tip of the blunt, Shinji drank your expression in full. He mimicked your blushing shyness as he pulled his hand away. “Goddamn…” “You are so fucking pretty,” “You know that?” He said biting his lip, he shook his head in disbelief and scoffed. “It makes me wonder why no one’s snatched you up yet,” insecurity silently started weaving itself into his usually unwavering confidence.
“I mean, I’m not complaining,” “More fun for me after all,” Shinji said going silent afterward. “For me, I think maybe...” “it's because I have you in my back pocket, and everyone knows it,” y/n stated blatantly, “We haven't exactly been hiding it,” shrugging her shoulders, she put the roach out in the ashtray. “Or maybe...” “it's because I would rather have you…” “So I decline everyone who’s tried,” a hefty blush returned to her face as y/n avoided eye contact with the blonde man lying next to her.
“Oh yeah?” Shinji said with a side smile and raised eyebrow, cocking his head down at you. “...Yeah,” y/n murmured after a moment of diligent thinking. Shinji’s hand cupped your chin softly, begetting your stare back in his direction. His face grew hot all over again when he peeked at the soft, lustful eyes of y/n as they peered down at his lips. Flashing quickly back to his eyes, y/n leaned in and molded her lips gently against Shinji’s.
(...)
Her sudden emotional ministration left Shinji blinking widely, the blush on his face crept up to the tips of his ears while she kissed him deeply. Melting into her kiss and releasing a breath from his nose, he pushed firmly back into y/ns wanting mouth, groaning as she parted his lips with her sly tongue.
Twisting his torso, Shinji slowly pushed you into the pillows, as he climbed on top. Supporting his weight on his forearms, y/n’s plush thighs hugged his waist while he got comfy between them. Her soft hands held his face, gently stroking the short stubble on his jawline, keeping him over her mouth as their tongues played and explored one another.
Soft moans roused from y/n when Shinji shifted to his knees, pushing her thighs up and over his. Rising to his palms, he gazed down at you, his face flushed and lips parted. Quick, broken breaths left his mouth, and Shinji felt his heart thump against his sternum. A strange, foreign feeling washed over his body. Arousal, lust, and something else... Passion? maybe. Y/n’s fingers tentatively reached for the first button of his shirt and slowly pulled each of them apart, staring intently at the buttons as they came undone and revealed his smooth skin underneath.
Sitting back on his heels, Shinji shrugged off his shirt and tugged it free of his jeans, tossing it to the side of the bed. Returning to his position over you, he caught your mouth in a greedy kiss. Awash with his need for you, his hand clasped your still-clothed breast gripping and kneading it underneath his palm. Y/n’s hands explored the expanse of his now open back. She remembered every flowing line of tensed muscle and the way they seem to relax under her hand that softly caressed each spot.
(...)
Shinji’s lips smashed against yours, nibbling at you playfully, and sucking your lower lip. With the intense feeling of being engulfed in everything that was Shinji in this minuscule moment, the heat started quickly swallowing y/n’s breath underneath the man's lanky form.
His needy mouth traveled from your lips down your jaw, pushing your head away, and giving the feral man access to your supple neck. Y/n’s head spun violently under his frantic, but somehow artful duress. Her body begged to feel his warmth, begged for him to give her what she needed.
Y/n found herself lost in the present moment, stuck in some places of her past, but somehow still excited for the future that was to be paved, and hopefully with Shinji by her side. Releasing his grip on your chest, both of his hand's fumble around, trying to find yours. Enterlacing his fingers within yours he pushes your palms into the bed, pinning you underneath him.
Shinji continued his crusade down your neck, licking and softly kissing the sensitive skin that lay vulnerable to him. Y/n can feel a smile form on his lips when she wailed out from the sharp feeling of his canines pinching her skin.
Covering the small welt with his mouth, and running his tongue over it Shinji sucks the skin of your neck. Grunting lowly when he feels you arch your back into his unrelenting torture. Releasing you from his mouth, he continues his play time to the other side of your neck. There, he kisses down to your exposed collarbone where he begins to repeat the same teasing ritualistic behavior, marking you with a large purple hickey.
(...)
At his total mercy, and laying completely helpless underneath him y/n bucks her hips against him. Trying, and trying again to find some friction to sedate the growing arousal between her legs. The flimsy cloth of her shorts and her lacy panties discouraged any true form of relief. They numbed her sensation just enough that it became a nuisance trying to do it herself. That was until Shinji finally understood what you were after. Freeing a hand from your grasp, he lowered it to your slick heat.
Surpassing the confinement of cloth, he delves in between your plump lips. Massaging the wetness that collected there, he hummed in appreciation at how worked up you had become with just some sloppy kisses and heavy panting. Two fingers rubbed in gentle circles around your clit. “You’re such... Ah!” “A goddamn tease!” y/n said forcibly.
She desperately wiggled her hips against his fingers, wishing he'd hit the spot he knew she loved. Shinji’s slender fingers always left y/n in a full trance. The way they magically danced across her skin, and brought about the most helpless of whimpers from y/n. The sounds Shinji knew, he was the only one who could force from you. “C’mon darlin’” “You know I love the way you sound,” “Let me hear you,” Shinji breathed against your skin before snatching you into another soul-devouring kiss.
“Let me feel you then,” y/n pulled away from him and retorted in frustration. Grabbing his wrist she pushed him further toward her dripping, needy heat. “Don’t be like that baby,” “I was gettin' there,” he smirked against your mouth. Sinking his fingers into your mess of a hole, he slowly pulled his fingers against the spongy pad on your upper wall, massaging in little circles.
Positioning his thumb he pressed on your swelling clit, rubbing and prodding the sensitive bundle of nerves in time with his curling fingers. “That's such a good look on you y/n,” Shinji smiled greatly as he peered down at your pleasure-contorted face.
“Faster..! Please!” y/n begged, shooting Shinji a needy glimpse and biting her lip to egg him further. “Nah,” “I want to enjoy this...” he said softly as he continued his sermon of repetitive motions. Y/n whined loudly, bordering on a temper tantrum. “Goddamn.” “You're so fucking cute when you're frustrated,” Shinji confessed in admiration, softly smooching your cheek before traveling feather-light kisses toward your ear. Taking your earlobe in between clenched teeth, he shoves his fingers into your aching core, reveling in the shout y/n released from his perfectly timed and careful actions.
(...)
Feeling your body convulse and twitch underneath him, was most certainly egging him on, more than ever before. His cock raged against the tight confinement of his jeans, throbbing in time with all the little jolts that ran throughout y/n’s body. “I think that'll do,” Shinji said before removing all stimulation away from y/n. “W-what?” y/n protested as she tried grabbing his hand to keep him posted in their position. Sitting up, Shinji unbuckled his belt letting it fall open. “Take your clothes off,” he demanded, his voice sounding a lot like how it did at the nightclub.
Blinking dumbfounded, y/n obeys and starts removing her shirt. Shinjis's hands helped lift it and pull it over your head as he discarded it with his shirt on the side of the bed. Y/n hooks her thumbs in the waistband of her shorts and pulls them down her thighs. Shinji pushed your legs up straight and pulled them off. “Keep the panties on,” “They're cute,” he remarked. He peeked down at the floral red lace tanga-styled panties that sat high on your waist, accentuating your curvy hips and pillowy thighs. His strong hands grab hold of your ankles and kept them in the air, “Bend your knees so they touch your chest,” “They don’t leave that spot until I say,” Shinji warned, his tone sounding serious as he positioned and instructed you on how he wanted to take you for the night.
Y/n hummed happily, lulling her head to the side roused a questioning look upon Shinji’s face. “Somethin' funny doll?” He asks, his palms pushing your thighs up to your chest. “You’re just so sexy when you’re in charge,” y/n explained with a grin. “Do it more often,” she said, silently challenging him, and staring directly into his eyes.
Shinji didn't respond with words but rather with his actions. Running his fingers over the lace of your pussy lips, a small smirk draws on his face once he saw your eyebrows draw together slightly from his touch.
Peering down at you and your position, his face suddenly softens. The position he wanted you in left you exposed to him, vulnerable almost. Somehow your words spoke of the trust you had in him and the confidence you held for him, knowing that he knew how to take care of you in every regard. It took Shinji by complete surprise the more he thought about what you said. Maybe he was thinking too much into it but something felt different from you, about you, he only understood that he couldn’t let you down now.
(...)
Quickly removing his black jeans, Shinji crawled back onto the mattress. He laid on his elbows while his face took place over your dripping cunt, his cock throbbed at the sight before him. The cotton insert of your panties drowned in your juices, scarcely containing your folds as it stretched thin between your plump lips. Like a ripe peach that hung from a branch and was ready for the picking, Shinji stared mesmerized by your intimate beauty. The aroma of your lust and the warmth that waited inside, made Shinji’s mouth water intensely as he steadied himself before taking a dive back into your depths.
Lightly pushing the cloth away to expose you completely, Shinji places his hands near your waist and leaned down and kissed your glistening lips. His hair swayed from side to side as he got to work. The soft gentle kisses he started with slowly turned into long sucking kisses, as he took each lip into his mouth and pulled on them. Tugging ever so gently before releasing it with a sucking pop and repeating this motion until he made his way up to your clit.
Taking the swollen bud into his mouth and sucking it, the pressure from the motion left y/n’s thighs trembling, and her toes curling at the ceiling. With her eyes shut tightly, her jaw dropped as she mewled loudly from Shinji’s unrelenting maw. The lewd noises that spewed from y/n’s mouth were unlike anything Shinji had ever heard before. His body reacted physically, singing with lust as every nerve, every pore on his body stood at full attention, just for her.
He fisted at the sheets under his palms as he started absentmindedly grinding into the mattress. Shinji repeatedly pushed his twitching cock into its soft fullness, desperate for any attention he could get while he waited to finish you first. Shinji grunted as his cock slid against the soft, stretchy spandex of his blue boxer briefs.
Removing her hands from the underside of her thighs, she placed them on Shinji’s forearms. Tightly gripping onto them, y/n felt the cool metal of his tongue piercing swirl around her clit, and up and down her sensitized labia. Y/n’s knees failed to stay directly over her chest and slowly drifted to her sides, resting there and spread completely open for Shinji’s hungry mouth.
(...)
Y/n finally caught a needed glimpse at the handsome man that lay in front of her. Visually taking in the way he ate her out like it was the last thing he’ll ever do on earth. So turned on by her noises and arousal, that he’s resorting to fucking the mattress. That’s a first, y/n thought gazing down at the touch deprived man between her thighs. His tensing muscles, soft whimpers, and all the incredulous sucking noises created such a delightful picture for y/n’s eyes and ears to take in and memorize.
The image of this moment, and the feelings that danced and swirled around her body, doubled by the pressure of her orgasm winding up in her core was almost too much. Tears pricked at the corners of y/n’s eyes, as her noises got louder with each swipe of his tongue. Noticing that you had broken the position he placed you in, his arms slid under your thighs and hooked you in his full grasp. Too horny to care, Shinji tugged you harshly down to his mouth. Making you jolt and gasp from the tightness of his arms as they held you harshly in position against his face.
Releasing a thigh, his fingers journeyed down to your twitching hole. His eyes peered up at you as he slowly sunk his middle digit into its wetness. Rubbing the pad of his finger against your G-spot, his tongue ravaging your clit. Expertly flicking and prodding your bud with careful consideration to get you to release. Never breaking eye contact, he sped up his finger's pace. Feeling your walls swell and clench around his finger was a sign you were close, pulling his finger out he glided another finger in with ease before pushing up on your G-spot. The repetitive pressing of her fleshy button, in time with the fast-flicking of his tongue, sent y/n over the edge drowning her deep within her pleasure and forcing out her full release.
“Oh, Shinnnjiii!~” She wailed his name out in ecstasy as her pussy clenched onto his digits and her clit pulsed under his tongue. Finger fucking her deeper and harder during her orgasm caused a different form of release, as y/n’s pussy squirted forcibly through the rolling waves of her powerful orgasm. Splashing Shinji’s chin, neck, and upper chest area, and soaking the bed underneath y/n. “Mmmm, that's what I like to see doll,” “Good job Baby,” He hummed as he pulled his fingers from you, sucking them clean.
Y/n lay there half unconscious coming down from her incredible high. “You've made such a mess darlin’, look at you,” Shinji chuckled at the slumped form of y/n, still breathing heavily. “I'm...” “I'm not sleeping in the wet spot, that's your fault,” she said catching her breath and swallowing hard.
Chuckling sweetly at your exhausted words, “Don’t bother me none babes, just a sign of my victory,”Shinji grins shifting to his knees in front of you. His warm calloused hands push your thighs up to your side as he leaned down to kiss your mound, up your belly, and the space between your breast. His breath felt warm against your skin, as you felt the tip of his nose swipe across your chest. Softly suckling the skin of your breast he repeats his loving and careful kisses until your nipple is encased in his wet mouth. His thumb and index finger come to rest underneath your breast allowing some support while his tongue swirled and prodded against your hard nipple.
(...)
Not giving you any time to prepare for the next act, Shinji sucks and pulls on your nipple with his lips as he presses his still-clothed member against your now-soaked innermost thighs. Grinding against your slick left wet, splotchy marking on his boxers. Pulling off your nipple, he kisses toward the other side and pulls your hardened nipple into his warm mouth sucking gently on it, making sure that none of you is left untouched, or unloved. Still coming down from her first high, y/n lay underneath him breathless, soaking in all of the attention Shinji seemed to have no problem giving to her.
The feeling of his throbbing cock pressing against her still-sensitive clit had y/n reeling. Gasping inwardly at the sudden shock of pleasure that still shot through her body, so artfully done in with just Shinji’s mouth.
“Fuck...” “Shinji, I want you,” y/n mewled pathetically at him, bucking her hips against his swollen, still captive member. Releasing your nipple, Shinji smiles deviously against your skin, “I can't hear you darlin’” he purred. “I..” y/n started before feeling unsettled from the foreign neediness that had been instilled within her. “Use your words, baby,” Shinji’s kissed soft words of encouragement into your chest, only making you flush further. “I want you, inside of me now,” “Please, pretty please,” “I can't wait any longer,” y/n begged helplessly, her mind completely fogged with lust and need.
“You’re in for a treat then babe,” “Because I want you to,” Shinji chuckled before pushing his boxers down past his cock allowing space for it to spring free from its confines. Grabbing the base of his lengthy cock, he prods his tip against your red, swollen lips. Running it up and down your slick, Shinji grunts lowly as he inserts himself. Your gummy warm walls accepted his length freely, swallowing every inch with squelchy ease. “Ohh~” “Fuu-uck,” “Y/n baby, you're always... so fucking... sweet,” Shinji gritted his jaw and forced out as his full length was sheathed inside of you.
All of those hours watching you, waiting for you, wanting you, finally came to an end as Shinji’s body fully relaxed into your body. Pleasure washed over, from his head to his toes as he felt your walls clench onto his shaft. His warm hands rested on the back of your thighs as he raised his body up and over yours. Pinning you against the headboard, Shinji positioned himself so his cock was perfectly angled against your G-spot. Slowly pulling himself from you, his whole body shuttered as he pushed his hips back into your tight cunt. Y/n lay spread open ready for Shinji's taking. Biting her lower lip she cursed under her breath as Shinji made the first few movements.
It didn't matter how many times Shinji had taken you before. It didn't matter how many times you came because of him, or how many times he had touched you. The craving for you only grew stronger with each time he felt you. Getting worse, as each time left him wanting you all over again, bubbling up like an inevitable volcano. Being inside of you was paradise to him, pure bliss, and the only thing to make him forget about all the other stressors in his life. You had become the center of his addiction, and every time he got a taste it was like a first taste all over again.
Finding a steady momentum, Shinji ground his hips against your core, sending his cock into your wet deepness. His mouth fell open and his eyebrows drew together as he felt your pussy twitch and throb with his motions. Soft breathy moans filled the room as he rocked his body against yours.
What usually was rough, harsh, and relentless pounding was gentle and comforting this time around. His hands softly gripped the underside of your thighs as his cock effortlessly slid in and out of you. Y/n’s breasts bounced softly with each of his push-ins. With her face flushed red, the feeling of his impossibly hard cock grazing against all of her right spots was quickly rewinding her arousal all over again. Shinji peered down at y/n, taking in all of her blushing features. The way your eyes rolled when he pushed up into your core, and the faded cute cries that left your now chapped parted lips.
Beautiful. You were so beautiful during this moment, taking all of him with ease and enjoying every second of it. It drove Shinji wild, he moved his body over yours once more prompting y/n to wrap her thighs around his waist. Finding your hands, Shinji interlaced his fingers with yours again.
Burying his face into your neck, he squeezed your hands as he picked up his pace. Y/n cried out, the tears that previously pricked her eyes now finally spilling over her cheeks. “I can't take much more Shinji...” she whimpered at his relentless grinding. Kissing your neck and ignoring your words, Shinji continued his loving agony, pushing himself harder against your soreness. “Just a little..” “Longer, I'm so close,” he breathed against your neck in earnest. “Fuck, I'm so close...” he strained as his body tensed with his approaching orgasm.
The pounding got louder as did their cries for release. “Fuck, Shinjiii..” y/n moaned leaning her head against his face on her neck. “I... I love you..” y/n said quietly. Those three words would've halted him, coming from anyone else. Coming from you though, he never would've expected you to say it first. “What?” he said, never stopping his thrusts. “I said, I lo..” “I love you Shinji,” Y/n said louder, squeezing his hands. “Oh shit... Fuck I'm gonna cum darlin',” “I love you too y/n,” he said hurriedly before claiming your mouth in a sweet kiss. Grunting repeatedly as his cock spewed his load inside of you, y/n could feel his shaft pulse with each ripple of his orgasm. The warm liquid filled her chasm with his juices.
Finalizing his kiss, his body dropped heavily on top of yours. Sweaty and out of breath, the both of you lay in stillness. The sound of his music still playing, the two of you slowly found your composure again.
Pulling out and leaning back on his knees once more, Shinji looked down at you bashful as ever. A cute smile found a place on his lips as he chuckled at the exchange of those words. Y/n looked up at him through her eyelashes, almost chuckling with him, “What's so funny darlin’,” she started again with her horrible impression, making Shinji laugh even further. “Nothin’ babe, I'll get you something to clean yourself up with,” he said cooly before swiftly finding a towel and bringing it back to you.
(...)
Hours had gone by it was late. Sleeping soundly in Shinjis arms y/n nuzzled into his chest comfortably. Shinji lay awake, his mind running wild and repeating those words over and over again as he caressed your back lazily with his fingers. Breaking his train of thought, there was a light tapping at the front door. Reaching for his phone and checking the time, 2:45 am his bright screen read, “Who the hell is knocking at this time of night,” Shinji huffed annoyed, untangling himself from you he pulled some sweatpants on and shambled to the front door, yawning.
Another light tapping followed by fits of laughing and shushing noises, made Shinji squint as he opened the door, he readied himself to tell someone off for disturbing his night with you. At the door stood Lisa, Kensei, Izuru, and Renji all of them drunken and swaying at the doorway. Shuhei was nowhere to be found, “what the hell do you guys want?” Shinji grumbled rolling his eyes. “Shinji?” all three of them said in unison staring wide-eyed, “What are YOU doing here?” Renji spewed, his words slurring together, incomprehensible to an untrained ear. They all stared in awe at Shinji as he leaned against the doorframe. “Wait I KNOW!” Lisa said out loud, unaware of her volume. “Are you and Y/n-chan dating?” she teased, “you guys owe me 20 bucks, I told you!” Lisa said matter-of-factly pushing each of the guy's shoulders.
Sighing and crossing his arms Shinji grinned, laughing at his drunk friends and their assumptions. “Yeah, I guess you could say that,” he responded, knowing exactly what he had to do next.
End🌸🔥
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mewmeomei · 1 year
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streamer!twst : heartslabyul (platonic ver.) edition !!
romantic ver here!
heartslabyul , savanaclaw , octavinelle , scarabia , pomefiore , ignihyde , diasomnia + bonus
a/n : hellor mei here and i hope u enjoy this.. i (probably) had fun writing this soo!! please have fun reading it too (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) also i got a bit lazy after caters part sorrg ☹️
desc: what if they stream?? and what if you're their friend??
characters: riddle rosehearts, trey clover, cater diamond, ace trappola, deuce spade
(gn! reader)
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riddle rosehearts !
he's definitely an educational streamer
and he got a set up that looks like a classroom
a big ass whiteboard, a desk and a lot of tools
he teaches math & history from middle school to highschool
people calls his streams "cute tutor bf roleplay" 💀
(^hes unaware btw)
he has all the stuff prepared before streaming, like the whole stream schedule is so organized it's kinda scary 😭
at the end of each stream, he asks the viewers is there any questions, his face gets super close to the camera to see the chat better
like this v
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stands there in silence as well 💀
the first time he did this he went viral on the internet for like a week
the people who watches his streams are either 1. actual people who wants to learn/study their maths and history 2. they just think hes cute (90% of them are in this category) or 3. his friends
he occasionally has special guests on, usually trey or chenya
he actually never planned to have special guests on his streams like ever but they crash his streams quite.. often
like
"alright, now at page 78-" "hey riddle (at the window)" "AHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHHH"
it makes the stream more entertaining
trey and chenya acts like his students and interrupts his lesson every 10 minutes asking questions
the viewers can see riddle getting redder each question
once he got so red he got compared to bob the tomato from veggie tales
has never fully lashed out on live cuz.. embarrassing
off stream tho
chenya and trey goes temporary deaf right after
he also sometimes show off some harmless spells on live and everyone loves it (this totally happens)
with (name) !
(name) is his stream mod
he doesn't have too many viewers so it's easier to manage
and plus (name) is probably his sanest friend with a lot of free time
so he asked them to be his mod
tgt at day 1 ‼️‼️‼️
they watched his channel grow, from 1 to 100k followers in a year
yeah it was impressive
they felt like a proud parent fr
(name) jst interacts with the chat and helps him fix up a few things most streams
some questionable donations and messages pop up from his viewers from time to time and (name), who was scared of riddle going 🍅🍅🍅🍅💥💥💥💥💥💥, IMMEDIATELY blocks them
like you see it for like a second, blinks, then that message is gone
it felt like it was just an illusion
once (name) fell asleep during a stream and a very, VERY questionable donation came and riddle saw it
"xxx donated 10$!: haha how big are you"
riddle started scolding the viewer and it got heated
riddle gets louder each sentence he says, the viewer responds quicker each time
eventually (name) woke up from a half-yelling riddle and realizes what was going on
they had to block the viewer, call riddle during the livestream and attempt to calm him down
ppl forgot what happened immediately and the chat is full of "omg mod voice reveal!!??1!2!???!!!!"
riddle calmed down after a minute, he then apologized to his viewers
off stream, (name) called him again and apologized for falling asleep and not blocking them immediately, they of course got an earful from riddle but he forgave them anyways
"it's alright, just dont let it happen next time. how about we go to trey's to get some pastries? take it as an apology from me."
trey clover !
i think we can all agree he does cooking/baking streams LMAO
he def bakes/cooks while chatting with the viewers
he has a hand cam + face cam
he explains what he's doing at the moment, because he knows some people bake/cook with him
^he also provides the recipe a day before the stream starts
his followers are probably mostly older women and thirsty teens
sometimes he invites cater, chenya or riddle on his channel as guests
he rarely interacts with the chat if they ever collab since, he fears that the three will burn his kitchen down 💀
ESPECIALLY riddle
they probably had a bag of flour explode on them before
trey asked riddle to open the flour (big ass mistake i say.. 😥)
the bag was weirdly tight, riddle couldn't open it with his weak arms
he got frustrated, then he pulled it with all his might-
POOF!
the bag exploded 💀
trey and riddle are now covered in flour
they just stared at eachother as riddle very awkwardly sets the bag on the kitchen island
the chat kept laughing at them as they stare at the flour
so they decided to just pour the remaining flour in the batter
at the end of the stream, while trey is showing off the pastry they made, all the viewers could focus on is the very..
floury background (wow im such an english genius)
they had a blast cleaning the kitchen after 😍🫶
he also sometimes plays games with cater
its usually when a new horror game comes out and its trending
he usually doesn't jump at the jumpscares but one time he got scared so bad he screamed bloody murder
it got clipped and it just became a meme
cater kept bringing it up whenever they talk to torture trey
(hes super embarrassed lmfaoooo)
with (name)!
(name) is another frequent guest on his streams
they're friends with trey before he started streaming
trey could still interact with chat often if the special guest that day is (name) since they at least wont destroy his kitchen 💀
chat LOVES them
chat thinks they're sweet
sometimes a little QnA happens and (name) just leans on the island as they answer each and every question
cue trey doing all the work in the back LMAO
during a stream where trey's baking a cake for his own birthday, (name) and the other three (cater, chenya and riddle) snuck in his house with a plate of cream in their hands
just as trey was waiting for the cake to bake, they all barged in and threw it on him
BUT because (name) charged towards him first, and the other three decided to throw it, they also got slapped with the cream
it also got on trey's cameras 😭
chat actually got jumpscared when they barged in wwwww
they all end up laughing anyways
"geez, it also got on my camera! haha, why don't you clean my kitchen for me later, (name)?"
cater diamond !
he probably does almost every kinds of streams
makeup, gaming, just chats, karaoke etc.
he usually does just chats
he responds to almost like, everything chat says to him 💀
he probably tried doing an asmr stream before
fails the first few seconds and then just decided its gonna be a mukbang stream instead 😒
his stream titles probably all starts with "cay-cays blablabla"
he often has guests on his channel
like everytime it's a new person
they always look like they're being held hostage
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sry just felt the need to draw that 🥺🙈
he gets sponsors often
probably has like 1m followers
he streams often and is actually entertaining
on his gaming streams he plays at least 2 games
so it's like 4 hours long if he decides to do a gaming stream that day 💀
he probably plays roblox horror games often 💀
and those shit itch.io/steam indie horror games
after getting jumpscared by those games he SCREAMS with an echo and then bursts out laughing
why do i feel like he will accidentally say something problematic and offensive on stream then immediately end the stream
and runs on magicam and types out a long ass apology the second he ends the stream
he's suddenly sonic the hedgehog 😰
on halloween he probably does a makeup stream before starting a gaming stream
just so he can play horror games in his halloween costume at like 3am
speaking of 3am
i think he may or may not did THOSE types of 3am videos 💀
not stream related but 😭
cay-cay tries the AMONG US potion at 3AM and turns into THE IMPOSTER‼️‼️😱 (REAL)
with (name)!
a friend of his that appears on his stream pretty often
either in person or online
if they are his special guest that day they'll either play roblox/multiplayer games or do some indoor activities
in horror games cater always forces them to walk in front of him
but somehow he always gets jumpscared/killed first 💀
they will go in a laughing session for 3 minutes 💀
in person streams with (name) is even more chaotic
once cater was doing a pranky pranky on (name) 🤪
he finally got permission from them to do their make up
he lied to them saying that he's gonna do vkei make up on them
oh yeah and chat doesn't know he's pranking them AND (name)
everything seemed to be going fine until he pulled out the green makeup palette
"..uh cater i dont think the vkei make up you're doing for me needs green?" "oh yeah that picture is just for reference~ im adding some stuff ! 🥰🥰"
then he painted their entire face green
the chat saw what (name) looks like and is going WILD
cater gave them the mirror trying so hard to not laugh that he's basically vibrating
"cater i dont look like mana sama" "y-you do look like mana sama.." "i look like shrek cater"
he started to cry laughing as he tries to take a photo
(name) just looks at him in disbelief while getting closer to the camera
they started whispering things that will get his account banned
and he did get banned for a month🥰
and it got harder to try and get (name) to do in person streams w him
"im sorryyy (name)!!! i promise i won't pull a shrek prank on you again~ please come back on my channel? chat misses you!!"
ace trappola !
gaming streamer.
he streams fortnite and valorant.
he also plays often with deuce
he totally has a smp server w deuce
i know almost nothing about valorant and fortnite so i cant say anything about who he mains 😞
he probably curses the fuck out of his teammates and gets banned like every month cuz of his super offensive words 💀
he's that type of streamer who's extremely problematic but you still want to watch him bc he's also super entertaining 😒
his smp streams are the most popular
he argues with deuce often because he kept taking deuces diamonds
"I FINALLY FOUND ONE WHY DID YOU TAKE IT" "geez i just need it for my sword and i only took some" "ITS THE FIFTH TIME THIS MONTH ACE GIVNEITBEBEJFIFRI"
he surprisingly has a lot of followers
ugh
half of the reason why he's popular because of clips of him raging bc he lost to children on roblox "longest answers wins"
everytime he loses he opens voice chat and starts yelling at the children
some kids talk back to him so it's just..
stupid 🧍
its either he got so mad and left the game or he curses the kid out of the game
he once rage quitted so HARD he slammed his keyboard that it broke and even slightly cracked his monitor 💀
i feel like he'd get so mad if he loses to a girl in a game of valorant
no...NO...NO!!!!!!!! i-i lost to a FEMALE 🤢🤢!!! DISGUSTING!!!! -ace trappola
probably got edited into a sad edit audio before
he reacted to almost every video under the audio, made fun of them, then got sick of his own voice 🧍
everytime he plays a horror game he goes "oh i wont scream only pussies screams im a man"
first minor jumpscare he hit a high note
he kept trying to convince chat he did not get scared and became ariana grande for a split second
he just gives up trying to convince everyone he didnt scream after the tenth jumpscare
with (name)!
they met through deuce
became pretty good friends after playing a few games together
ended up joining his and deuces smp server
and started to show up on his stream sometimes
everytime the three of them plays together they had to babysit adeuce
because of that chat just started calling ace "baby ace"
he doesn't appreciate that
so he stopped arguing with deuce too often and (name) is finally relieved
once he decided to do a crafting stream cuz (name)s visiting in person
they were making 5 minutes crafts products.
everything was tested on ace
chat has took multiple screenshots of him wearing those stupid stuff
(name) has changed their every social media profile into a screenshot of ace wearing a stupid 5 minutes crafts product
he's starting to find it kinda funny now
"hey, (name). change your profile picture... it's getting so ridiculous im starting to find myself funny."
deuce spade !
he does bike streams!
he puts a monitor on his helmet everytime he goes out on a ride on his blastcycle and streams them
occasionally has someone behind him and it's either ace or epel
with epel the stream is very nice since their conversation is really wholesome
and if it's with ace..
well uh
ace would scream, deuce would scream back
and it becomes a bass booted stream of two guys screaming at each other
also when deuce turns back while arguing with ace all the chat can see is
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new ace_trappola meme
as stated in ace's part he also does gaming streams
the smp streams with ace and sometimes aiming games
he goes on cater's stream sometimes
probably got dressed up as a magical girl once in cater's stream
just that alone got him LOTS of followers
his chat are so nice too
they love him, he loves them
he really appreciates his chat
actually gets a lot of fan mails 🤧
he has like 26 streams of him unboxing fan mails
probably got emotional once while unboxing and cried
got the whole chat panicking 😭
overall a wholesome biker guy that streams 🥰
with (name)!
appears in most of his chat/game streams
in the smp streams they usually exchange super valuable stuff in private
their houses in minecraft are connected while ace's is isolated
chat finds their friendship absolutely adorable
in one of their streams, where (name) went to his house, they decided to watch those brain riddle videos (specifically the ones from bright side)
it's just a dumb & dumber combo trying to solve the riddles
when they actually got one right (which is the last one) they got so happy and (name) just straight up tackled deuce to the ground
deuce hit his head very hard on the ground and his earphones snapped 💀
he uh
fainted for a bit 💀
(name) thought they committed a murder and BEGGED the chat to not report this to the police..
he woke up after like 10 seconds 💥
they just sat there for a minute staring at the camera with the broken earphones on the table 💀
then they ended the stream, after a day that clip of (name) tackling deuce and deuce fainting went viral 💀
well they basically flew so
"ahh.. every viral clip of me is so embarrassing!.. well, at least it was fun, hehe."
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blackaleycatt · 3 months
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Random Wild Kratts Headcanons: Megan Thee Stallion Songs
Songs that I think the characters would like or songs that represent them because I love Megan.
Y'all better stream Hiss!
Martin: Ungrateful
Everyone knows that Martin is a nice man. Even the villains know it.
Sometimes it seems like he's a little too nice tho. Like the villains definitely take advantage of it.
Martin can be a nice person but when you mess with animals, his friends, or his brother he can become a different person.
I think the lyrics “Y'all actin' really ungrateful, I'm sparin' you hoes” represent this.
I feel like he could be a lot more violent towards the villains but chooses not to.
Basically, he is sparing the villains despite everything they have done to the team and the villains are “ungrateful” because they constantly act the same way.
Chris: Savage
His sassy attitude fits this song well.
It doesn't matter if it's a villain or his own brother. That lil sassy attitude is always gonna be there.
I feel like he would actually call himself a savage after listening to this song.
“Been that bitch, still that bitch”
And he literally is. Not only has Wild Kratts been around a long time, but Chris has been iconic since Kratt’s creatures and Zooboomafu have been around.
Koki: Plan B
This song is about Independence and having a high self-worth.
Koki definitely has all of that.
She's technically a minor character but she leaves a big impact on the team and the show in general.
Also, I feel like a lot of the time she’s the team's “Plan B” meaning when there's a problem that the boys or Aviva can't fix she has to step in.
Usually involving the miniaturizer because they never listen when she tells them to keep up with it.
She’s like the only other person on the team with a fully functioning brain cell.
Jimmy: Hot Girl Summer
This was THE summer song so you know Jimmy was listening to it.
Probably says “It's hot girl summer” every year to Aviva and Koki.
The chill vibe of the song matches his personality.
I can see him lounging in the sun bobbing his head to this song.
I don't really have a deep reason for why this song is for him, it’s just chill.
Aviva: Hiss
Hiss blew up because it was a diss track calling out basically everyone in the music industry.
I feel like this fits her attitude towards Zach specifically.
Like she seems like she wants to say “Fu*k you” to him so badly.
Based on the “Mystery of the Weird Looking Walrus” episode Aviva seems to be a very observant person and knows a lot of tea about people.
Like how does she know what Zach eats every day and how many toes he has on each foot 💀.
And she was able to guess his password easily on the first try.
Basically don’t piss her off or she will air out ALL of your business, like she did with Zach.
Also, I feel like she listens to Megan when she’s angry.
Donita: Megan's Piano
If feel like she's also a Megan stan.
This song is her anthem.
One thing about Donita is she is gonna let you know that she is NOT poor and she works hard for her money.
Like she’s the hardest-working villain besides Gourmand.
Donita is a self-made queen.
Girlboss.
She likes this song because it reminds her that she's better than everyone.
Every time Chris and Martin come around she mentions wanting to give them a makeover and drags them for their fashion choices.
Definitely says “Sorry, hoes hate me 'cause I'm the it girl”.
You can't spell Donita without “it” after all.
Gourmand: B.I.T.C.H
I don't think he would actually call someone a bitch (he's southern-raised, he has some manners) but the vibe of the song fits him.
I think he would like the lyrics “You know you can't control me, baby, you need a real one in ya life.”
Gourmand is kind of like Zach in the sense that he does what he wants whenever he wants.
Hence why you can't control him.
He’s not like Donita who would use animal substitutes in his profession (the fake spider silk) no matter how hard the Kratts try to convince him.
He does what he wants and you can't control him.
He's also very straightforward with his feelings.
If he doesn't like you he’ll let you know.
Zach: God's Favorite
Zach relates to the song based on the title alone.
He truly believes that he is favored and highly regarded.
Him being the “favorite” could be a general feeling or a reference to how he feels about Aviva and her inventions.
He doesn't see himself as equally matched to her or anyone. He sees himself as the ultimate person basically, even above the other villains.
Despite his incompetence, he is still rather skilled in some things and successful.
The lyric “Here's a toast, who you love the most?” is also him talking about himself since we all know who his favorite person is.
I feel like he would listen to this song to boost his confidence.
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HHIIIIIIIII I also doodled these at the bottom of the page, there was no room for Hanna :(
and Debbie’s looked ugly asf so yall not gonna see hers lmao
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brownsugarwrites · 1 year
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Leon is the type to play in his s/o’s wigs when they’re not home
babygirl!leon !!!!
HELP ME 💀💀💀💀 because he would he would be so curious about it
he sees your 613 HD lace buss down sitting on top of one of the mannequins and decides to put it on top of his head 💀. He would even go as far taking pictures in them and sending it to you and being like “I really like how this looks on me” and you are so astonished BECAUSE WHY IS HE PLAYING IN YOUR HAIR
when you get home he would still have the wig on just sitting on the couch running his fingers through it. you give him the stalest face ever
because of this you always put new wigs on him when you get the chance to and hes just the perfect model for it!!! dont hype him up too much tho he’ll become sassy so fast especially when he has a bob on
he likes the different different colors as well :) like will literally buy you more just so that you can practice on him and then see you wear it.
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warriorwhiskers · 2 months
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working on getting my side blogs updated and organized since my brain has decided that tumblr is a Good social media again 💀 ill make an official pinned post for this blog soon but for now i wanted to share my icon with y'all <3
dis guy is my warriors-sona: sleepyspark!!
made with this picrew: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/254030
(info beneath the cut)
his name is sleepyspark, and he's a cis tomcat (he/him but they/them is also fine)!!
he's only a few moons older than the typical apprentice (young adult of an unspecified age).
he is aroace and has lots of friends and a few platonic partnerships of sorts here and there.
he's shorter than the average tomcat and lithe because he doesn't eat much (his clanmates usually have to remind him or sit down with him to ensure he gets food. he drinks plenty of water tho! and he totally chews on grass lol)
his ears can be flopped or pointy, usually one of each.
he has a naturally short tail, not quite a nub but still much shorter than regular, more like a bob.
he has a scar on his nose/muzzle from a dog attack when he was a kitten that healed nicely but left a prominent scar. he was very self-conscious about it as a kitten, but he likes how it looks now!
he has a small scar on the left corner of his bottom lip which he accidentally gave himself while itching a scratch bc he is silly.
his back is crooked, making his shoulders lopsided (left shoulder is higher than his right) which causes him to walk sort of funny. his left shoulder has chronic pain that flares up particularly badly in the cold.
he is partially deaf in his left ear due to nerve damage as a kitten. standing near his left side or calling to him from the left is not recommended since he either won't hear you or will misunderstand what he manages to hear.
he was born and raised in riverclan and loves it there, but he often goes and hangs around twoleg places for attention. most of the clan knows about it, but he's a pretty well-liked cat and the scoldings don't seen to do much so they leave him be. he sometimes brings home toys and twoleg things (and food if he can) which helps keep the clan more neutral about it so long as he still pulls his weight around the camp which he does. they do nag him to make sure the other clans don't see him there out of reputation preservation, but he's pretty much the clans' silly guy so no one cares that much. (the two legs probably named him "silly" too lmao)
he's friendly with any cats he meets whether they be clan cats, kittypets, loners, or even rogues. in fact, he's not even limited to cats; he is also friendly with twolegs, dogs, cows, horses, and would definitely try to befriend even a fox or badger. there are obviously communication barriers, so it's not like... the same as the friendships he has with other cats. he's just Like That.
he goes along on patrols to help where he can and keep spirits and moods high, and he is known to notice details that other cats might not always catch which makes up for his lack of hunting and fighting abilities while out and about. aside from mediating and serving as a sort of clan therapist, he also plays with and watches the kits, allows apprentices to practice battle moves or healing on him, and generally performs apprentice duties like helping clean up around the camp (nests, walls, dens, herbs, etc) and working with the elders. the elders are particularly fond of him since he is very mellow, patient, attentive, and chatty.
he's always been a laid-back, chatty kittycat who sucks at hunting, fighting, memorizing herbs, swimming (he's technically a "dry-paw" bc although he doesnt mind getting wet and likes water, he can't swim and is scared to learn properly, so he never goes out past the shallows), fulfilling tasks/orders (has TERRIBLE adhd and is also a hypersomniac), and just most things in general so it was only natural he became a mediator (and THAT he is pretty dang good at!!) he was initially training to be a medicine cat, but it just wasn't his calling. he and his clan are very pleased with his position now. he has also been referred to as a "camp cat", "nursery king/tom", "camp keeper", and "permapprentice". (think of him almost as an "omega" type role.)
ill add more info if i think of it, and ill link his toyhou.se profile once i get around to making it. but yeah! here i am! :3
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sadie-bug345 · 2 months
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gang as things my friend have said pt 2
this is so goofy💀🤡
anyone: “and how would you adapt to this?”dally: “death.”
sodapop: “the slut is coming out again😔🤪🤩”
cherry and marcia: “what in the wife beater-🧍‍♀️” *inspired by one of many pics of young matt dillon in a wife beater LMAO he eats tho*
dally: “man! mega pain‼️🤩🤪”
johnny: “what am i doing wrong? living??”
two-butt: “ugh i’m paired up with bob. if you hear screams it’s me😃”
sodapop: “🎶i gotta sing the pain awayyy, don’t wanna think about it todayyy🎤”
two-butt: “now where did my foot cookie go?” *please help i wrote this in my notes like months ago and i forgot the context😭🙏😔*
ANYWAYS i hope you enjoyeddd gimme some silly hcs or imagine ideas or just say hi!!
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hellowyelloww · 1 year
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Second set of Doors Entities !!
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same as the first one, here’s my headcanons about them :) vvv
Some of Eyes’ eyes once belonged to their victims. Eyes took the victims’ eyes and adds them in themselves as their own until they reached their maximum number of eyes.
Eyes’ aura turns into a dark red when distressed.
Eyes likes flowers, they rlly give a calming vibe to Eyes so that’s why their in the greenhouse.
Eyes is like a perfectionist and stylist. They almost gave most of the entities’ clothes a few redesigns.
Eyes’ effect doesn’t work on the entities, tho its is still disorienting. Even Eyes can’t look at themselves.
Halt literally owns a stop sign but doesn’t show it always.
If Halt stays in a dark room for too long, they will leave a blue hue to the room until the lights are on. Halt glows a big blue but faint light
Halt likes wearing hats, cloaks, scarves, and mostly warm clothes. Temperature doesn’t affect Halt at all.
Inside of Halt’s obscuring head cover (not the hat) is like some aura of shadow, but anyone who saw that got their head bitten off and that’s what mostly happened to them during that.
Glitch in its history is like Guiding Light, but got corrupted and unstable.
Guiding Light was unaware how Glitch was bringing lost players to their group and sometimes hurt them (Before the update). Guiding Light CAN’T see what Glitch is doing in the Hotel at all and Glitch does that at will. (in GL’s pov, Glitch is just invisible or smth)
Glitch can go to Guiding Light’s personal dream realm whenever it wants to regardless. (about the realm is in Guiding Light hcs)
Guiding Light doesn’t have any association nor interacts a lot with the killing entities (except friendly ones), but it was never cruel to the entities. Guiding Light can appear physically to the entities to give them comfort if they ever had a problem in mind. Even tho it did hurt the entities by its crucifix power (by players’ choice, no GL’s), they are still passive to them.
Is Guiding Light always nice to players? It tries to, if someone is actually an asshole and would intentionally want someone dead, then they’re a goner.
Guiding Light always keeps the Hotel in check to prevent other entities from escaping and help players get out of there safely, so that is probably why they are here (?) but there are more reasons than that.
Guiding Light has it’s own personal realm, kinda like a dreamspace or some sort, where only when you dream of it, die or get crucifixed (for entities), you can enter it. Guiding Light’s realm is a blueish vast emptiness and ur vision starts having a static view.
Not only Dupe tricks players by its fake doors, it also messes up with the entities (especially Rush)
Dupe once or sometimes got run over by Rush or Ambush. It didn’t like Rush run to the correct door but rather accepts that than being run over again.
No matter how hard Dupe tries to keep its door shut, Rush and Ambush always run into it
Jeff’s rlly nice ofc. Just don’t steal from him. Just don’t.
Jeff got most of its items from looting rooms and dead players, the crucifixes were either obtained from the same thing or were offered by Guiding Light. The Skeleton Key was crafted by Jeff and Bob (alive)
Jeff likes to learn about the knowledge of humans and the outside world, he wished one day he’ll experience college (which he never will :( ).
Jeff and El Goblino are like the punching bags to torment to the entities (basically bullying).
El Goblino has no idea how it got here but was trying to get used in living
El Goblino is scared of Figure
El Goblino got it’s belt bag from Jeff, and got that bandanna from already ripped off blankets
El Goblino misses his amor
El Goblino pretty much refuses to believe Bob is dead. El Goblino coped on it by talking to Bob like he’s still alive (bros already a skeleton 💀).
El Goblino and Jeff rlly needs something to eat to live longer, so El Goblino hunts for either edible plants, bugs, and sometimes but not always, a human corpse, while Jeff after it loots the dead players, he either eats them or saves them for later, hopefully they stay fresh.
Shadow is Sally’s parental figure. Sally is also close to Rush and Ambush.
Screech and Sally are besties but sometimes bicker with each other.
Sally would come and show its face in Jeff’s shop sometimes, it thought it would be funny.
The rain doesn’t bother Sally, it likes the rain but it did soaked up its clothes
I didn’t draw Bob bcuz I can’t draw skeletons, but that’s okay cuz he’s dead anyways.
Bob is infamous to the entities around the hotel. Once alive, he could literally strategize on how to straight up beat the living hell out of the entities (cough* Eyes. He also rekt Figure too). Even Guiding Light is shocked.
Sadly, Bob died from starvation and illnesses.
One more post to go and the gang’s all here :)
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