I’ve started watching Justified. Not my normal genre but my sister is very insistent.
Here are my thots thus far
1) If these adorable fuckers were my coworkers I’d be 15 mins early every day with coffee.
2) The racist guy (former coal miner, current ringleader who seems to hate all his own minions he’s just constantly insulting them it’s kinda funny) literally talks to and looks at Raylan likes he wants to make out with him so bad it makes him look stupid. The first thing he says to him is that he looks amazing (and asks his lil minion why he’s so shit by comparison…he’s like…why aren’t you this hot, you loser) tells him he trusts him, and after Raylan shoots him he basically thanks him for it. This fucker is in *love* love.
3) That blonde girl is goddamned hilarious. “Damn woman, you only shoot people when they’re eatin supper?”
Yes. Yes she does.
As she should.
4) everyone has a crush on Raylan. Which. Let’s face it. That’s realistic. I hate when shows pretend insanely hot people are not insanely hot. Like that would not just be a normal person to see in small town Kentucky.
5) the show opens with Raylan shooting someone, which upends his life completely. We are led to believe this is a problem. Yet he shoots someone new every episode 😂😂 this is not a problem but it is hilarious.
6)Every crusty old convict has a wife/gf who is hot and devoted and twenty years younger. Must sting a bit for Raylan to keep happening across their romantic dramas while his hot ass wife presumably left him bc she was tired of his shit. Sorry buddy that you seem to lack the swag of these elderly felons 😂😭
Ok those are all the thoughts I can think of at the moment. I’m gonna keep watching I’m enjoying so far.
Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.
All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.
I’m sorry but I just love that Poseidon was in the same shirt when he came to save Percy that he was when he talked to Sally. You can look into it as deep symbolism or smth but I just love the idea that the all powerful sea deity has like. three shirts. or that being thousands of years old he repeats clothing at all. sustainable king!!
i have such a love for characters who descend into madness or villainy out of deep, deep empathy. characters who fundamentally cannot cope with the cruel realities they find themselves in and blow up about it in spectacular fashion. fallen angel type characters with tears of outrage in their eyes. characters who break before they bend, and break so badly they splatter blood all over their noble ideals. every variation on it gets me so good
hey autistic people who get overwhelmed by large groups or noise or conversation or etc etc etc you’re not evil for wanting to leave a family gathering. just so you know.
Brennan went live on Instagram from the set of Game Changer to “defend Elon Musk” and I only managed to record the last 3 minutes of it but its very good.
Odds are that 90% of this will not make the actual ep so I’m posting for posterity
do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like "I guess I'll watch that show" can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life
becoming a furry nonhuman otherkin objectum genderweird relationship anarchy freak has made me immune to weird conservative whatifs. "what if people want to identify as animals" let them "what if people want to marry furniture" let them "what if-" is it hurting YOU? personally? or are you just so joyless that you can't conceive a living thinking person that isn't as repressed and deprived of whimsy as you
EDIT: Incest and pedophilia (including simulated pedophilia) don’t count because they do hurt people. I can’t believe I have to say this but things that hurt people aren’t part of the list of things that are weird but don’t hurt people.