what 3 years of high school does to you

what's so interesting about religion in the dnd world is that since their deities are proven real, religion isn't a matter of faith, but a matter of patronage. it's a matter of "i like this deity/ruleset/thing better". it's like sports teams.

kristen, meanwhile, has a deity who may very well be gone. dead. so not only is she already one of the most skilled clerics to have ever lived--she's resurrected herself from the dead, and single-handedly created gods--but she's got a religious one-up on every other priest, cleric, etc. out there, even though her religion has a total population of 1 person:

kristen applebees is quite literally the only cleric to practice actual faith.

The fact that the bad kids are so keen on PVP is peak high school friend group

Top 10 Fantasy High Dog Names

Based on how good they are as dog names, not how good the character would be to name a dog after.

10. Penny - Just a solid one. The Penny Luckstone golden retriever energy never ends.

9. Pok - Very cute, particularly for a dog with goblin vibes.

8. Baxter - Nice name that draws to mind Sandra Lynn’s faithful griffin.

7. Buddy/Bucky - You can’t tell me that these are different enough to separate them. They’re both ideal dog names.

6. Nara - Kristen was right. That’s a dog’s name.

5. Jawbone - Good name for a tough dog, hilarious name for a very not tough dog.

4. Tracker - I don’t think I need to explain this one.

3. Mr. Gibbons - This one isn’t as obvious as the others, but I just think this would be the cutest name in the world to give a dog. Though, perhaps slightly cursed given the character’s fate.

2. Digby - It’s a good dog name AND it has a dog pun inside. Dogs do famously love to dig. 10/10.

1. Kipperlilly Copperkettle - It reigns supreme. I cannot deny this. Ideally, four dogs named Kipper, Lilly, Copper, and Kettle.

THE WAY I FUCKING RAN TO MAKE THIS EDIT

only Riz may take stress tokens for someone else

Average fig post on crystalbook or whatever they call it

People who think Tracker and Kristen should be endgame/are soulmates genuinely fascinates me. I don't mean that as some sort of shipper-hate or something, but I mean it as I know them. I used to be in that relationship. My first relationship after coming out as lesbian was exactly the same. We started dating in high school and stayed together for a few years. We were attached at the hip and one of us grandfathered in the other into their friendship group. One of us had some more experience as a dyke. Even how we interacted with each other was about as similar as it could be to Tracker and Kristen. We broke up amicably and through a lot of tears, promising each other to stay close friends. One of us got a summer depression over it and one of us became very productive over it. We didn't speak for months despite the promise and then when we saw each other again it was some weird parasocial/psychosexual dynamic none of us would recognise. We had a mutual friend who eventually chose a side. One of us got into a relationship soon thereafter and brought it up to the other in the most toxic imaginable way. We still cared about each other like crazy. That first insane lesbian relationship you're in is gonna set its mark forever and you're supposed to grow from it. Ally knew exactly what the vibe with Kristen and Tracker was because this is such a universal experience for young dykes. I'm sorry to all the girlies, but Ally knows what the game they're playing is

apparently in season 3 the bad kids will face the most scary enemy yet: high school grading

when fantasy high said "you are worthy of love no matter what you do in this world" and when it said "you are not a coward, you have a goddamn medical condition" and when it said "if you choose to care, then the universe cares" and when it said "expectation without love, what's that?" and when it said "here's to getting it right on the next try" and when it said "it's nice to have a person who understands, even if we're not the same" and when it said "work is an act of love" and when it said "it's gorgug, keep going" and when it said "i don't know what i will be, but i like the direction i'm going" and when it said "you don't have to be the same forever" and when it said "i think that the only answer is that you have to keep looking for love" and when it said "it's not about deserving" and when it said "i just wanted to hold their hand when they couldn't see" and when it said "you're easy to love and anyone who couldn't figure it out was a real bozo" and when it said

it’s crazy how practically every time the bad kids split up it’s gorgug and fabian just kinda having a nice time with whoever they’re with and they go ‘i hope everyone else is doing as well as we are 🥰’ and it cuts to the other group and it’s just flames and screaming

dont ask me what this is girl i dont KNOW

I can't believe we're going to the vulture dimension this week

ID copied from alt text: digital art of kristen applebees from dimension 20: fantasy high. kristen is a white teen with orange hair wearing a peasant blouse, jeans, and cowboy boots. she is floating on purple clouds, looking up with her hands raised to touch the vulture. Purple light shines where they meet. the vulture is black and red with yellow eyes. feathers fly around. yellow text says ' you are now entering the vulture dimension ' . signed dawnarts. End ID.

Headcanon that Fig was just as much of a wonderful nightmare when she was preppy. I think she ordered frappucinos with a pump of every syrup. I think she tried that get the cheerleading coach to shoot her out of a cannon as part of the routine.

a fun lil redraw with an updated adaine design :)) ft boggy my beloved <3

Fallinel Yulenear Card from the Bad Kids!