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queencaramilflinda · 10 hours
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let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook
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queencaramilflinda · 10 hours
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sandra lynn’s dating history now includes:
the most red-flag, gaslighting, married guy who became a world renowned insidious televangelist and ruined her perception of love and self-worth
the saddest, wettest, cardboard-box-living, yogurt covered man with an ancient hereditary curse of bad luck
the arch devil of gluttony and living embodiment of insatiable desire and hunger
a former drug addict, high school student councillor, werewolf, who’s probably the most mentally healthy person to ever exist
sexy pirate
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queencaramilflinda · 10 hours
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Hey, Kick-in-the-teeth Claptrap, you know who was also a halfling rogue, with a perfectly normal family made up entirely of Mumple people????
Penny freaking Luckstone, of The Seven Maidens.
And she had the Society of Shadows beating down her door for an internship after graduation. So that fully sounds like a skill issue for you bitch.
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queencaramilflinda · 10 hours
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Bobby Dawn works in a place with at least four (an argument could be made for five) people who would kill him for what he did to Sandra Lynn that man is NOT safe
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queencaramilflinda · 10 hours
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the thing is like. as an overwhelmed teenager who was just killed by a system that didn’t protect them properly and wants above all to live, yeah i can see pledging yourself to an unnameable rage god, like you should be angry your school just shipped you off to die alone in the mountains on your spring break.
that said, given gorgug, kristen, adaine, and riz have all died and not pledged themselves to a rage god, i simply know that adaine in particular will see this as simply a skill issue
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queencaramilflinda · 12 hours
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some unposted fanart from the twitter
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queencaramilflinda · 20 hours
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Ruben Voted to change the party name because he knew it would piss kipperlilly off
vs
Fabian offered a truce and made up with his (LEGALLY AND FINANCIALLY RECOGNIZED) nemesis so his friend could go one a date without it being weird, Kristin didn’t even ask him to do it.
It’s not that the Ratgrinders don’t know eachother, they know eachother. They just don’t like these people they know so well.
The bad kids know eachother and like love the people they’ve gotten to know. They have allowed themselves to be changed by one another, to become better for eachother.
The ratgrinders will unprompted find ways to slight eachother, get some sort of advantage over their party members.
The Bad Kids don’t have to ask eachother to be caring. They would lower themselves so they don’t block the others from view.
They are not the same.
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daily self-affirmations 💕
my podium is clean and not covered in spaghetti
i know that the 87th element on the periodic table is Francium
i am not trapped in the time loop
i know how to fix the ElectroBobbleWobble QZ
i am not trapped in the time loop
i have a sufficient number of boxes to reach the shelf of ducks
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
the wenis is a dance
i am not trapped in the time loop
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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time quangle dublin night 1 trackerbees spoilers
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. oh
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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time quangle dublin night 1 spoilers
rosamund and princeps zortch are in a relationship
EDIT: AND SHE AND AELWYN WERE FLIRTING BEFORE HAND
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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time quangle dublin night 1 spoilers and fuckery?? what the hell brennan
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somewhere gorgug and kristen are screaming crying throwing up like their exs hitting on each other DKFSJFKSSLFHKSKFHD
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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Dimension 20 Dublin night 1, no context spoilers
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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Dimension 20 Live Highlights
*Spoilers*
Cast was;
Murph - Riz/Kugrash
Emily - Ylfa (Jet cameo)
Zac- Pib (Pis)
Ally - Kristen
Siobhan - Ruby
Setting - Unsleeping City
Pib oneshotting Don Confetti by eating him and becoming the new Don
Yfla and Ruby immediately play fighting but also kinda real fighting and being unsure of what was happening
Pib: "Wait am I the adult here?"
Pib and Ylfa both thinking the Bodega was Ylfa's grandmas apartment
Ruby commanding the sweets aisle
Lemone coming to life and Gilear (who was a table) making him his bitch
Epona holding a table at gun point and Riz not reacting until remembering it was Gilear
Pib pretending hes a New York native
Riz almost getting oneshot by a disintegration ray until zac reminded him of uncanny dodge, and then getting swapped out for Kug anyway
Riz's reaction to gettting disintegrated was just "ow"
Kug and Pib going for each other almost immediately (I didnt realise Riz had left because Murph started hissing)
Ylfa trying to play Gin Rummy with everyone she meets
Ylfa beating La Gran Gata at Gin Rummy
Pib and La Gran Gata having the most instant flirty energy
Ruby asking everyone if they're Ceresian and Ylfa thinking she means lesbian
Ruby being Ylfa's lesbian awakening
Wally thinking he's in Die Hard
Ylfa holding Chunggledown Bim's ass cheeks closed like a vice
Kristen elbow dropping table Gilear because she misunderstood a plan
Pib getting shoes and renaming himself Pis (and regretting it immediately because the audience would not let it go)
Pissandra
YLFA ADOPTING AURORA NEBBINS
Kugrash kept turning people into reverse centaurs
Aguefort saying "You guys do the plan, while me and Babayaga do something else" "what?" "SOMETHING ELSE"
Chungledown Bim getting a nat 1, Siobhan getting up and spinning in a circle celebrating like 10 times before realising no one else got up at all
CDB getting another catastrophic failure, Brennan sitting on the floor in reaction to it
The cameramen struggling to get Ally in frame when they all got on tbe floor together. Finally getting them in frame and then they FUCKING MOVED AGAIN
La Gran Gata calling him Pib, the audience yelling "Pis!" And the LGG going "No, PUSS IN BED MOTHERFUCKERS"
Jet lives
Will add more if I think of them
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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Not to brag but I got a canon timeline where Jet Rocks lived at my Dimension 20 live show.
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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Here in this picture you can see Ylfa successfully holding on to Quangledown Bim's ass cheeks so that he cannot shit on the quangled world. Dublin night 2 was incredible.
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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Up until this episode, Sandra Lynn's taste in partners as far as we knew had been impeccable. Gorthalax, Gilear, Jawbone, Sklonda, Garthy. 10+/10 smoke shows all around.
But then Bobby fucking Dawn??? I'm gonna need an explanation on throwing it all away for him.
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queencaramilflinda · 2 days
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The real message of Lucy vs Buddy is that worshipping a divinity is about following the values that the god puts forth, not about preaching or praying or evangelizing.
When Buddy was offered to die a Helio worshipper or live with a different god, he chose to abandon the faith he claimed such devotion to. When Lucy was offered the same thing, she looked to her values as they related to her religion and decided that she would not add to the coldness of the world. Lucy, even in death, remains a light in the dark, the warm memory in the coldness of the ratgrinders. That’s true devotion. That’s the point of religion.
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