Nice consequences, did your actions pick them out for you ?
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"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely
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local goodreads user shocked that a book written by a white man in the 1800s expresses the views of a white man in the 1800s
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imagine being a humble chicago anarchist opening up the morning paper to see that the guy all your comrades told you to keep away from b/c they thought he was a cop fucking shot william mckinley lmao
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People on this website will be like "oh I love this take on Christianity it's so spicy it would piss off all the Christians" and then it's literally an interpretation like 90% of us take for granted.
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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Uh Oh, The One Other Guy Having The Same Problem As You Got Zero Replies To His Post On Reddit That He Made 5 Years Ago
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christopher nolan at the casting for dunkirk
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"wow i love this character i should look at their tag-" X READER ATTACK 10000 YEARS HOW CHARACTER WOULD REACT TO YOU BEING INFERTILE UNTAGGED SMUT💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🎃⚔📊💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥😳😲🤬🥵🥶😈💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥🏓🔨💥💥💥💥💥
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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