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p1f1 · 10 months
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stop i want to punt a crying baby
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sanjisboyfie · 7 months
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one piece smau: dating usopp edition
— get the amtching usernames bc usopp is a sniper - so he is cupid because he sniped readers heart just like that and theyre both madly in love w each other... everything does add uo i swear
— male reader as alllwayyyysss + i love giving usopp love bc hes so underrated not to mention easily fine as fuck (both in live action and in the anime)
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snipedbycupid: i was gonna gatekeep this photo of usopp, but decided that his beauty had to be shared w the world
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: uhmmmm sorry but i got a boyfriend, you can't jus b posting photos of me like this :///
-> snipedbycupid: fym "sorry" ??? is that what you tell other people on the street when they hit on you? "sorry but i have a boyfriend"
-> imcupid: please [name] that is NOT what i meant at all
-> snipedbycupid: so you're calling me stupid now ???
[liked by dni_nami, robinkills and 70 others]
dni_nami: okay but his hair ?? is giving
-> snipedbycupid: all he needs to do is grow his hair out longer so it can be put in a low pony UGHHH im salivating
-> cupidusopp: im taking notes rn so you never leave me
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cupidusopp: me and my boyfriend are so hot and everyone wishes they were us
tagged: snipedbycupid
snipedbycupid: im barking like a DOG rn
-> cupidusopp: wow you really know the way to a man's heart im blushin rn
robinkills: you two look quite intimidating, how cute
-> snipedbycupid: we are the baddest duo in the world everyone needs to fear us
-> dni_nami: yeah, fear the public disturbances you two cause
[liked by roro.zoro, cupidusopp, and 90 others]
princesanji: someone needs to investigate how usopp possibly pulled himself a cute boyfriend
-> snipedbycupid: you're sure you're not gay sanji? you jus called another man cute, that's pretty gay of you
-> cupidusopp: sanji's gay ass in my comment section rn tryna steal my mannn 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️
-> princesanji: with this attitude i really have no idea how anyone could fall for u
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dni_nami: i hate how these two dress better than the entire friend group without even trying
tagged: snipedbycupid and cupidusopp
cupidusopp: me n my baby gotta showout if the rest of u guys are gonna dress bummy af
[liked by snipedbycupid, freeluffy, and 100 others]
snipedbycupid: HE LOOKS EXTRA FINE IN THESE PHOTOS YALL THAT'S LITERALLY MINNEEE THATS MY BABBYY
-> cupidusopp: no way u got me kickin my feet n blushing like a school girl rn 🤭🤭
-> cupidusopp: also you look so FINE here stfu
ttchopper: i want to dress like usopp and [name]! they're so cool
-> roro.zoro: as long as you dont develope their level of stupidity, chopper, i say go for it
-> snipedbycupid: always gotta b the most unhinged shit coming from u zoro
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snipedbycupid: the little details of dating usopp <3
tagged: cupidusopp
cupidusopp: please i think i would die for you this is so serious
-> snipedbycupid: LMFAOOA USOPP STOP
roro.zoro: so you guys skipped gym to go on a date? im never inviting you guys again
-> snipedbycupid: did not mean to break ur heart today zoro pls forgive us
freeluffy: BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOVE BEST FRIENDS ARE IN LOOOOOVVVEEEEE USOPP AND [NAME] SITTING IN A TREE, K I S S I NG !!!
[liked by snipedbycupid, cupidusopp, and 70 others]
-> princesanji: how old are you????
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cupidusopp: boyfriends that pee together stay together !!!
tagged: snipedbycupid
dni_nami: the internet did not need to see this
-> cupidusopp: someone jelly that they're still single yawnnn
dr.law: this is so unsanitary, i need u both to delete yourselves
-> snipedbycupid: a doctor encouraging something as extreme as this, a shame what our generation has become
-> dr.law: you're the one posting yourself urinating for all to see.
freeluffy: hey where's my photo creds!! i had to stand on the toiler and take a picture over the stall for this angle!!!
SUPERCOLA: usopp had a vision and i can appreciate this - it's borderline art, guys
-> snipedbycupid: we knew you'd get it franky
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cupidusopp: i don't get mushy about me and [name]'s relationship often, but this man genuinely is my entire world and i love him so much and not a day goes by that where im not grateful that we have each other <333 i wanna share every single laugh w u, happy 2 years [name]
tagged: snipedbycupid
cupidusopp: I HATE HOW CHEESY THIS IS BUT HES MY POOKIE FR
robinkills: you two are so cute when you're not posting yourselves urinating on social media
-> cupidusopp: PLEASE ROBIN UNDERSTAND THE VISION !!!
skullnsoul: your guys' relationship is so cute because it's a perfect balance of everything you need in a healthy relationshp and im glad you two found each other
[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, dni_nami, and 100 others]
-> sniperbycupid: awww brook you sound like such a wise old man, me and usopp love u v much thank u
dni_nami: my best friends are so cute UGH i hate u two
SUPERCOLA: i cant believe its been only 2 years it feels like you two have been tgt since forevverrr
-> cupidusopp: thatd b my bad bc ive had a crush on him since we met and i dont think i hid it very well at all.
snipedbycupid's story
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WE ARE THE SEXIEST COUPLE KNOWN TO MAN
cupidusopp replied to your story: sorry im coming over rn bc !!!! u look too good in this photo to ignore i cant do this see u in 10
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kumezyzo · 11 months
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i was rewatching the dream team all stars MCC and was thinking about streamer!reader cause im actually sick in the head :) so now everyone else has to deal with it 😌 so, as much as i love bad, reader does happen to be an honourary Dream Team member according to bf!sapnap.....
i like to think during this time (Nov. 2021) reader and sapnap are well into their talking stage and like, reallyyyy close to dating (they prolly start dating two weeks after this stream of sum). so this is technically crush!sapnap [so cutee]
also just bsf!george and dream moments cause why not (and cause i need some more fluff to feel gud)
lots of swearing (particularly fbombs lol)
so enjoy.... or dont lol :) m.list
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crush!sapnap who cant help but giggle when you text him about the 'serpnerp and gerge' bit he did before the event started. when you ask about the fake kisses they gave eachother, he would be tempted to text you back with "i could give you real ones if you want" but refrains from it.
crush!sapnap who secretly had your stream pulled up on the side just so he could see your face as you hyped yourself up for the event.
if youre faceless, he'd just want to listen to you and hear the way you pause to read a text he sends you. he'd feel so cocky if you happened to quietly giggle at something you he sent you.
crush!sapnap who forgets youre on the call for a moment when he makes comments about needing to take a shit...
"if i really wanted to, i could insta-shit"
"ew wtf 😭"
"i actually forgot you were here for a moment, my bad" (he would be blushing so hard)
crush!sapnap who hypes you up so much during parkour tag (and makes sure youre not getting tagged) when youre the last person to be tagged
bsf!george who also hypes tf out of you when youre tagging people. he gets so loud that you have to tell him to stfu at times
crush!sapnap who subconsciously tries to protect you during the first round of sky battle until you call him out for it
"sapnap, dont worry about me! just try to get the other fucking teams. holy fuck..."
"y/n is getting toxic~"
"george shut the fuck up."
(it was mostly cause dream was getting heated at you but dw sap gets it 😌)
bsf!dream who blames you for a block placement glitch during sky battle
"Y/N!"
"WHAT?! WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?!"
it led to a strange disagreement about where you were standing before crush!sapnap interjected and told you guys to leave it be. (we stan)
crush!sapnap who feels his heart flutter when you giggle about heated dream was getting over you standing on a rail in grid runners.
bsf!george who gets very hyped when you dont mute yourself during ace race.
"y/n are you muting yourself?"
"nope, are you?"
"LETS GOOO! ITS JUST Y/N AND GOGY"
"Lets go!!!!...... but shut the fuck up a little"
crush!sapnap who tries to gather your materials whenever you need them during buildmart and ultimately pisses off dream when he doesnt bring back what people need.
"Sapnap, how the fuck are you leaving but not bringing back fucking anything we actually need!?!?"
"okay! okay, what do you need?!"
bsf!dream who gets wayyyy too heated at you during battle box.
"y/n just use the fucking bow!"
"i am you dumb fuck!"
"oh my-"
crush!sapnap who gets annoyed too, but tries to not direct it towards you.
"george if theyre building to middle, block them!"
"y/n is supposed to be covering me!"
"they are, so pull your weight!"
bsf!dream who gets yelled at by his chat for yelling at you.
'say sorry to y/n'
"what? you know what, fuck y/n! ive known them for over 5 years, im not saying sorry!"
"good! i dont want your apology anyway! we are no longer friends!"
"good!"
(literal toddlers lol)
crush!sapnap who says a small 'hi' when he passes by you in sands of time. even if youre in the same call. and have been for 2 1/2 hours.
dteam who just lets you do youre own thing in the last to games of the event (sands of time & tgttos).
"i actually havent hear y/n speak in like five minutes," george said with an impressed smile. "i thought they just left the call for a moment, ha."
"me too for a second-"
"both of you shut the fuck up, im tired and tryna get this over with."
"PFFFT-"
bsf!george who could help but cackle when you yell at him during dodgebolt.
"george if you dont stop talking about the arrow, i will fly to london and shove it so far up your ass-"
crush!sapnap who calls you after both of you end your streams to talk about how you feel after the event.
"how are you doing, you seemed..."
"angry? annoyed?"
"tired..."
crush!sapnap talks with you until either one of you has to hang up. you feel like youre back in highschool talking to your crush for hours on end.
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ngl, i dunno how i feel about this one. it might be too much tbh but im tired asf writing this and dont wanna change much. and i got a little carried away having fun writing it....sorry... -Nony
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scrunkalicious · 1 month
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I JUST. I JUST REWATCHED ARCANE EPISODEZ 3 & 4 W MY BROTHER AND WHAT THE HEEELLLL ATRGARHJAJAAER HEEELPPP SILLY GANG HEELPP WHAT THE FOEUICIOCK
VITKOR VIKTO ROZVIKTOR HE HAD SO MANY CUTE LINEZ IN EPISODIE 3 THAT I KINDA FORGOR HAPPENED AND WHEN I HEARD HIM SPEAK I STAWERED TWEAAKINNNGG HEELPPPEKJEKJLAEGYT&YUTUO
WHEN HE HWHEN HHEE ARHGRGHGHHG
EPISODE 3 STUFF:
"Do you think it was my life's ambition to be an assistant? Scientists seek discoveries, ways to make the world a better place!" WHAT THE FREAAAKKKK HEZ SO PASSIONATE ABT HIS WORK WHAT THE FLIPPPPP I LOVE HIIIMMMMMM HEZ SO WANTING TO HELP PPL WITH HIS WORK OH MY BOG IM DYING
HIS LITTLE "EH"Z WHENEVER HE APEAKZ WHAT THE HEELLL HEZ SO CUTE WHTA THE FLIPPPKOGIYGIY& GOOOOODDAMNITG "Eh...on paper," HEEELPPP THE TEHASHDKJHARHJKAR
"No, we need more than promises. We need proof!" YES YOU TELL HIM (him being btw jayce ew) BABE ARHHJRGGH A MAN OF HIS WORK HELL YEAH!!!!!!
GOOODDD WHEN HEZ XHELPING JAYCE SNEEK INTO THE ACADEMY TO GET THEWUIR WORK BACK AND YOU CAN HEAR HIS CANE ON THE FLOOR TEEHEE ARGHJJGHAGA HEZ SO CUTE
HIS FREAKIN EXPRESSIONZ ARGRGHH MUY WAWAAAA,,,
THE WAY HE USED HIS CANE TO JAM THE DOOR SO PPL CANTR MESS UPO THEIR WORK???? GOODODOGIGDBKJADADBNNBAD
TF THEWY SO GOOFY FOR IM SOBBIBG "They're almost through [the door], no pressure!" "THAT SOUNDS LIKE PRESSURE!!!!!" daawwwg shut up jayce
why was jayce like,,, manifesting when stabilising the hextech stuff what the hell imi cryuibg
NOOOO VIKZ OG CANE BREAKZ WHEN THE DOOR IS SLAMMED OPEN I ARHRJGGHJ D:<
"I'm not sure how to do that, sir," IN RESPONSE TO WHEN THE LORAX (HEIMERDIGER) TELLZ EM TO STOP HOVERFINF IN THE AIR BC HEXTECH MAGIC I AHRJHADKJADKJGTU HYEZ SO CUUTE
why was jayce so dramatic in that ep bro was tweakibg so bad,,, AND THE PART WHERE MEL DISTRACCZ THE GAURD SO VIK & JAYC CAN WORK??? WHY WAS IT BUIOLT LIKE A JUMPSCARE W CAMERA SHAKE N EVERYTHING HELP
EPISODE FOUUURRRR
ARGHGHHGHG VIK USIN THE POWER TOOL TO SCREW IN SMTH AGHRJGJJGJH SAVE MEEE
BUUUHH HIM TELLING HEIMER ABT HEXTECH AND BEING SO SMILEY N HAPPY ABT IT YAAAYYYYY,,,,,,
HIM SHOWING OFF THE HEXCLAW (is. is that machine herald'z third arm.) AND USING TGHE LAZER TO DRAW HEIMER??? HE CAN DRAW?????????? W LAZER IMPRESSIVZW.....
"Imagine what our artificers could do with such a device!" ARTIFICERZ?? SKILLED & ARTISTIC WORKWERZ (i googled what an artificier is) MARLY MENNTIOONNN HEZ TALKING ABT HIS WIIIIFEEEEE (me) WOOOOWWWWW GUYZ CANON REAL MARLY MENTION
AWWWW HIM NOT WANTING to GO ONSTAGE AND GIVE THE SPEEC?? BUH....
ALSO??? EP 4 IS THE FIRST TIME WE HEAR/SEE VIK COUGHING WHICH IS A DIRECT SIGN OF HIS SICKNESS GETTING WORSE INM GONNA EXPLODE
BRO. BRO EHWN. WHEN. WHEN JAYCE SIPPED FROM HIS CUP AND SET IT DOWN SO THAT IT COVERED VIKTOR?? AND HIS CUP ONLY HAS HIM ON IT WHEN VIK ALSO DID WORK??? BOOO BOOOOOOOO EW EW THROWZ TOMAOTOOOOOO
WHAT THE FLIPPPPP WHEN JAYCE & VIK ARE LSTEIGZ TO THE COUNCIL TALK ABT HOW TO HANDLE THE UDERCITY AND THEYRE SHIT TALKING THE UNDERCITY AND VIK JUST HAS TO SIT THERE AND LISTEN??? WHEN HEZ FROM THERE???? EVERYONE IN THE COUNCUIL STFU ILL BEAT YO ASSEZ RN
AND THEM BEING ALL LIKE "We need a good scientist who worked on Hextech to join us on The Council" AND THEY PICK JAYFE??? WHEN. WHEN VIKGTOR IS LITERALLY RIGHT THERE???? AWWW HEEELLL NAHHHHH. MEL MEL MEL AS MUYCH ARE YOU ARE PRETTY AND ILY. GIRL,,,,,,, YIU WERE SO NUH UH,,, YOU GOIUN "Only Mr. Talis has the knowledge nessecary to secure the HexGates," HIM ONLY?????? ONLY HIM??? MEL MEL MEL GIIRL U ON MY LAST NERVEZ!!!!! !IM GONNE GET YOU WHAT THE FLIIPP ALSO WHY IS JAYCE SO FLAMBOYANT
BUT THAT EP SHOWED ONE OF MY FAVE VIK FRAMEZ SO YAAY
AAARRGHHHH I KLOVE VIKTOR SO MUCH,,, RUNNING UP TO HIM AND KISSING HIM BREATHLESS RN,,,,,
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abey-baby-apologist · 11 months
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clone high final episode spoilers below! (9 n 10)
holy fuck im so happy. even though im super annoyed how they keep throwing a bunch of really good ideas for relationships and plot in the trash- im just so happy with what we got. 
OK FIRST EPISODE 9??? THE ANIMATION WAS SO FUCKING GOOD AND I HAD TO PAUSE BECAUSE WHEN WESLEY WAS FLAILING IN THE SEA, IT WAS DAMN smooth and pleasant to watch, as morbid as it sounds lol. that whole scene with the comic-esque vibe was so so pleasing. 
and that whole episode was super like, sad but funny. i literally stood up and yelled when Mr. B was getting near the edge. like i probably woke up every single one of my neighbors in like.. a 50 mile radius it was that bad im so fucking annoying about this show. 
BUT THEN SCUDS SAVED HIM AND I WAS SO HAPPY, LIKE THEYRE LITERALLY AN OLD COUPLE, AND LITERALLY THEY’RE FATHERS TO THEIR CLONE KIDS AND THEYRE ALL SUCH A BIG HAPPY FAMILY AND AUGHHHH im gonna draw family stuff with them so bad. I WISH THESE EPISODES CAME OUT BEFORE FATHERS DAY IT WOULD’VE BEEN PERFECT. 
ok, episode 10 i have to take a deep breath with. i am VERY happy. and idk if it was because the bar was so low, or if it was because i was so anxious i was vomiting everywhere because i needed content so bad, but i am overjoyed. 
THE ABETOPH CONTENT WE GOT WAS SO GOOD. WE HAVE LIKE... 3 NEW CUTE PHOTOS OF THEM HANGING OUT, AND LIKE A BUNCH OF MOMENTS OF ABE CARRYING TOPHER ON HIS BACK. was it because he was being tophers lackey? fine, sure, whatever. BUT AFTER THAT WHEN JFK BROKE TOPHERS PHONE IT WAS OVER (im upset it wasnt developed on further because people who didnt watch it in real time like us will surely be fine. so fuck you.) 
Also, ABE AND JFKS FREINDSHIP HOLUYDBIUJEWNFJKNF oh my god not to be autistic but i was stimming so fucking hard WHEN THEY HUGGED, I WAS LIKE YES FINALLY. FINALLLLLYYY!!! theyre my sweet boys and THAT WHOLE FRIEND GROUP HAS ME IN TEARS. LIKE abe and Confucius are already bros, as we see them playing in the school yard, and JFK and Confucius are already bros from the sleepover episode, but NOW JFK AND ABE ARE BROS. FUCK. YEAH. oh and tophers there too. i like how they treat topher tbh. like hes just there until he says something out of pocket and they’re just like stfu. 
but with the girls friend group.. oof. i honestly loved them so much, especially with cleo, but NOW ITS FUCKED. and its not even joans fault tbh. like when i was watching the scene where frida dropped joan i was like “damn” but then, JOAN MENTIONS HOW SHE HELPED EVERYONE BEFORE AND I WAS LIKE “DAYYYYYYUUMMMM UR RIGHT” so now im conflicted. But again like??? bruh i would choose cleo too tbh lmao.
Also, i’m glad clone college isn’t real. because jfk mentions about taking shelly to .. biology? which i think is a only 1st year class. and in the original clone high everyone is like “omg u hit puberty over summer” Which i feel is typically something thats potrayed in media AFTER middle school. but i could be wrong so, idk. just really glad they didn’t do the clone college bc i hate change. also theyre 16 lmao. OR MAYBE THEY WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT... in the future when highschools done?? IDK. IDC.
anyway. im scared for joans friend group and i fucking love joan, and i am in love with abe, toph, jfk, and Confucius’s little bromances and augh. im so happy. and THE CLIFF HANGER WASN’T TERRIBLE ALSO, IN MY OPNINON. 
im just glad joanabe wasn’t endgame. i mean, i would be pretty happy because im a sucker for childhood friends to lovers but also NOOOOOO joan deserves better. so. yeah 10/10 
if you read this far, holy crap, im proud of you, and ily 
that is my review on the finale so i’ll be making so much content now that im not on the brink of collapsing everytime i think of clone high. like trust me im gonna try and stretch out this fixation for as long as i can. though im probably gonna draw a surplus of abe and jfk art bc they were my fav in 2020
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baahsu · 9 months
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SIGH ITS ME LOCAL VSCEST WHORE BACK AGAIN. neways my minds fr like a fishbowl rn bc my one braincell keeps swimming back n forth btwn thinking about "yoniji dog and cat dynamic" and "super possessive of his all his siblings ichiji" but since you urself made the "craving manhandling yoniji" post ill give you my silly strange little thoughts on that one first. but know that possessive ichiji is also coming sometime soon bc he makes me crazy lmao
SO as we all know, yonji is very much puppy coded, but what we DONT know/talk enough about is how cat coded niji is. like i'm confident that mf would start purring if you pet his head n carded your fingers thru his hair
so cat and dog dynamic, already great, but now it's YONIJI where the puppy is like a head taller than the cat and the puppy loves the cat very much and wants to carry the cat around like a fancy handbag and wants to make the cat see stars (in more ways then one ;]) and this whole time the cat is like "🤬😡😾🙄" bc like. yeah niji feels the same way but GOD yonji you are a literal '''''emotionless''''' prince AND soldier please stfu you are embarrassing him 😭😭
yonjis the one who'll pull any of his siblings into his lap whenever he wants to, even in front of soldiers/staff bc A. hes physically affectionate and B. he just. can. lol (what are 0123 gonna do?? physically overpower him when theyre LITERALLY in his lap??? maybe sanji could if he was desperate but thats abt it fagagfaaghwf and if any soldier/staff member made a comment abt it they'd just fuckin die lol)
AND yonji likes doing this to niji the most bc the others just dgaf about it (ichiji doesnt mind- a chair is a chair- this one just happens to want its hands wrapped around his waist, reiju finds it cute and endearing, and sanji might've been tense about it at first but after a while he just melted into it bc ZAMN hes touch starved) but niji VERY MUCH gives a fuck about it. he gets sooo flustered and red in the face- twisting in yonjis lap and banging his fists against yonjis head n chest and shrieking "let me go you fucking ape!" in a voice an octave higher than usual. yonji is simply sitting there like "😊😊😊" bc his ass is NOT listening. hes prolly lost in his head thinking about how hard hes gonna be fucking niji within the next 3 minutes if he doesnt stop that damn squirming.
ALSO fitting cat and dog dynamic methinks- yonji bites. affectionately. like ofc he does hickeys and claim marks but sometimes he'll just go up to niji or any of 0123 and (lightly, gently) bite them somewhere on their arm or shoulder or finger to be affectionate. (is this me projecting?? maybee <3<3) niji, resident cat who finds biting as a challenge, does NOT fucking get it and goes "??!?!? motherfucker WHAT?!?!" everytime it happens. 013 understand that its meant to b affectionate but instead of telling niji this they simply watch this interaction go down whenever it happens bc its Really Fucking Funny
and to end it out, obviously yoniji fuck like animals in heat, too. yonji with the doggy style and deep growls in nijis ear and the (strong, heavy) bites that draw blood all along his neck and thighs. and niji with nails that leave scratches all along yonjis skin and whos back can arch better than any cats and who sure as hell ACTS like a cat by constantly whining and complaining the whole time during sex abt yonji smothering him with affection but the second yonji sighs n eases up on em niji immediately goes "!! what the Fuck do you love me or not??!?!". yonji quickly realizes that sometimes the best thing to do is just shove some fingers in his mouth to get him to stfu :)))
OKAY and fin lol. they are so silly yet hot together. goofy whores, even. they make each other better AND worse. i love them.
-J.J c(:
No no no but this is so good?? So accurate?? Even the little details?? Ichiji doesn't mind yonji putting him on his lap because it's just another seat to him?? Yonji's ready to murder someone if they say shit about what he's doing?? Everyone's amused at how much of a dumbass niji is?? I LOVE IT ALL
Cat and dog dynamic just fits so perfectly for yoniji it's crazy!!
Yonji is that mix of being a huge dog that doesn't realize it grew too much and of being a huge dog that's pretty much aware it grew and it's making the most out of it. He's constantly craving physical affection, you can see it in his eyes and in his figurative tail that's constantly wagging as he trails behind his siblings, the catch is that if they ignore him he can just manhandle them all, toss them over his shoulders and plop them on his lap when he gets to a couch
Then there's niji, only outwardly accepting physical affection on his own terms, but making a scene if he gets ignored for too long. He's always threading that line of "I hate you, leave me alone" and "I hate you slightly less today, come cuddle me"
So when you put them together it's just hilarity overload. Niji has no chance against yonji, he can't fight him, can't overpower him, he can't barely even move when yonji got his arms around him (even worse when yonji gets his whole body on top of him). But it's obvious to everyone niji secretly loves it, he feels yonji's weight and warmth and the way he mercilessly pounds into him and he just purrs and whines uncontrollably
I also think ichiji's kinda like a cat too, except he's the type that just sits there on his own, judging everyone and just takes it if someone decides to do something to him. And by someone I mean yonji and reiju, if it's niji or sanji his other side comes out and he'd much rather tease them for being needy
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jemmaredgravewhore · 1 year
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“i just tripped” SURE WE ALL BELIEVE TAHT N U TOTALLY DIDNT JUST WANT TO BE A BIT CLOSER TO RILEY OK BESTIE
“i’m just imagining u wearing that” HELLO ???
then her fixing her hair in the reflection??
THE HAND HOLDING !!???
THE STARING ?? ELLIE I SEE U
THEYRE SO CLOSEEEE IN THE PHOTOBOOTH
DANCE MACHINE
stop it no go away
THEIR FACES WERE SO CLOSE
stop nonknonono
THE JOKE BOOK WAS A THEM THING ????
SHITTTTT OH SHOTTTT NO THIS WILL VE WHEN SHE GETS BIT THEN MATLEBE WILL FIND HER NONONO ONIONNKJN
AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO SJDJDJDJDJFKFKJF STOPPPPPP STOP SROP SROP
shit shit shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
no i have to go for dinner stfu
back
NO NOT WHILE THEY HAVE THE HEADS ON
OK SO CUTE NOW KISS OH MY GOD ???? oh my god oh my god oh my god no no not rn please
FUCK NO NO NO FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT RILEY
😭😭😭
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
OH GOD
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boinurmom13 · 1 year
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someone tell me something thats slander to isaacs name so i can hate his guts again
twll me he hate crimed 3 trans ppl or smth man Zpls PLS PSL PSL
anyways more isaac and ophelia
theyre so CUTE!!
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“Pissed he has to be here,” “Trying to show him around”
“Never been to the restaurant, too scared to correct,” “A regular, nervous”
Ophelia: U-uhm, he uh asked for no pickles
“Too nervous to talk”
guys say ohpelia is pretty rn or she’ll cry. she spends sm time on makeup so tell her shes pretty RIGHT NOW!! (someone’s gotta step up, cuz it sure as hell aint isaac)
anyone else think isaac is like super uncomfortable in unfamiliar places. like. genuinely. me personally, i think he shares the same nervous feeling lance gets when he goes into towns and stuff.
like.
if u told me isaac could order a bigmac without feeling like an idiot id laugh in ur face tbh
i might also be projecting so i like him more
anyways heres someone with crippling social anxiety and someone with the fear of unknown places (they kiss but u dont see that)
their love story could start one of two ways and i think ones cooler thsn the other
1. Ophelia stays some time at bo’s house due to either financial issues/issues with the guild she works for. they meet then, and it kinda goes from there.
read on cuz the second one’s long as hell!!
isaac has to stay for a long, LONG while in roder to figure this out, because got DAYMN they’re good at hiding. unbeknownst to ophelia’s guild, he is looking for the anamoly. so what do they do? assign the anamoly to be his guild “partner” for his stay (essentially, when alone in an unknown guild to help out, i’d image the bigger ones will assign an adventurer to the helping hand in order to help them learn the ropes and wtv. that’s ofc, prolly not true, but it works so stfu.) ophelia doesn’t know isaac’s purpose, isaac doesn’t know ophelia’s secret.
eventually, he does find out, because she’s a nervous wreck and crumbles when under any intense interrogation. their bond’s already strengthened, and he doesn’t really tell camilla (out of fear that maybe they’ll take ophelia away never to be seen again. ofc, if that happened, bo would go batshit crazy. one close cousin after the next? tf’s wrong with these ppl, yk? so either way, telling camilla would not be the best idea if he wants to keep ophelia alive and well.)
eventually, he does find out, because she’s a nervous wreck and crumbles when under any intense interrogation. their bond’s already strengthened, and he doesn’t really tell camilla (out of fear that maybe they’ll take ophelia away never to be seen again. ofc, if that happened, bo would go batshit crazy. one close cousin after the next? tf’s wrong with these ppl, yk? so either way, telling camilla would not be the best idea if he wants to keep ophelia alive and well.)
eventually, he does find out, because she’s a nervous wreck and crumbles when under any intense interrogation. their bond’s already strengthened, and he doesn’t really tell camilla (out of fear that maybe they’ll take ophelia away never to be seen again. ofc, if that happened, bo would go batshit crazy. one close cousin after the next? tf’s wrong with these ppl, yk? so either way, telling camilla would not be the best idea if he wants to keep ophelia alive and well.)
isaac returns to castle village, still keeping in touch with ophelia through the bi-weekly letters (basically updates on anything interesting, or just sometimes to have a quick conersation back and forth. i could go on and on abt the lettering systme, but like, instant cuz magic and woo magic!!). he doesn’t tell camilla that ophelia’s the anamoly, and instead rants abt how rumors aren’t always believable and how half of the gossip amongst guilds is the dumbest shit ever (typical behavior for him)
they’re so cute guys say they’re cute rn or ill cry
when sve 2.0 comes out im making a new farm save for the sole purpse of marrying isaac as ophelia
i hope he ends up being an awkward mess. not like standard stereotypical awkward, but like. genuinely doesn’t know how to show affection awkward. prolly says “i think ur alright, i guess” as a compliment. tf do you mean “alright”? tell me im the hottest chick in this valley
idc if im a man
tell me im the hottest chick in this valley RIGHT NOW!!!
yah anyways i think i might be getting attached to him so someone stop that rn please pLEASE PLWEASE PLEASE PLEASE
live laugh love lance (IM FORCING MYSELF TO BELIEVE THIS BUT I STILL LOVE LANCE I PROMISE)
(PLEASE LET ME KEEP LOVING LANCE I CANNOT HAVE AN HONEST TO GOD HATE TO LOVE SITUATION HERE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER)
(PLEASE PLEASPEL PELAPSLEP LAPLSSPLEAPL EPALSPELAP LEPALSE)
isaac is a lil goofy tho. like maybe if he stopped talking in weird omninous messages every time i look thru his diagloue file. like ok idc abt an adventure’s resolve or how ur gonan deicde ur own death or wtv. tell me how many inches it is jesus. idc care abt ur philosophy i just want ur body
(i prommise this is a joke i do respoect men pls i rppmise)
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Had a dream about hyfr last night
we were with a large group of like my college friends with a splash of highschool. He was being really cute, and i liked it a lot i'll admit. He's just the cutest and he was flirting with me and we soon realized we both felt soft about eachother.
Something about me throwing a snowball? and then him being like he kitowards us and what we've been through
Then after that we were locking arms and walking out of this sort of school/college building with our group just laughing and being giddy, us talking about things.
And i got super comfortable super quick, its not that i didnt think to be cautious, i was just embracing the moment and liked feeling comfort and love mutually. But i kinda kinda knew it was for funsies. Not the feeling. The romantic feelings between tristian and i were real, but the cirumstances werent sustainable.
Because i'm pretty sure he had a girlfriend
Anyway we were locking arms and he kissed me, and then i kissed him and it was so fun and light and airy, like we knew we loved eachother but it wasnt this intense ooey gooey moment we were just stealing little moments with eachother like we're childhood bestfriends. And he looked at me and said "man i wish we can just walk through these doors right now and just run away with eachother, i want to run away with you, just go, keep driving"
And immediately i was like "omg can we i'm so serious, fuck it" and i meant it. But going through my mind i was like okay that would be a little radical.....there is Liam after all.
So yea then we were just chillin in this park like place, the group we were with started competing in these tennis matches. And every once in a while, hyfr would come over and we'd make out for a minute or two.
So then apparently there was this other guy.......Him and his girlfriend were in our group. He started flirting with another girl in front of her and it was weird for everyone bc it was obvious this guy liked the girl he was flirting with and his girlfriend was getting embarrased.
So me and the girlfriend were talking and shes upset and ranting and saying "i wish he wouldnt do that in front of me, like why is he so teasy with her whats so special about her blah blah" and i was trying to maybe rationalize like "maybe your boyfriend doesnt know its coming off that way, maybe he doesnt really like her, you should talk to him idk"
And she just said "Well me and Justin are in a REAL and true relationship, and we act with integrity about how we interact with other girls/boys. NOT like whatever weird shit is going on with hyfr and aoa. He's so blatant about it everyone knows"
and idk if she knew that i was the girl he was technically cheating on her with, but all in all i dont think? she was being snooty towards me. She was just like whatever weird shit they let fly in their relationship is nothing like ours, we respect monogamy type beat. But also stfu i was just trying to be nice he's literally cheating on you babe
But yea that confirmed it that hyfr was in a relationship but idk it didnt bother me because again it truly just felt like for funsies
idk if it was this same girl but in another conversation i was having i remember someone asking me about "some other guy??" like uh dont you have a thing with someone else.
And i was like, absolutely referring to Liam. And i was like yea i really do believe hyfr and I are soulmates, but Liam and I are twin flames and theres a difference. Twin flames relationships are brutal, painful, but incredibly rewarding and theres an unbreakable bond and you love eachother more than anything, but thats not to say soulmates arent good too. Theyre not your twin, but you might get sent one if your twin doesnt step up, so it could always be potentially the right path to end up with a soulmate.
Uhhh yea a bit to unpack there
releasing releasing releasing from 5am to 1pm every damn day.
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reminerva · 2 years
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MY NET SEEMS TO BE DOWN, BU7T WTF????? WEHQKIGEVKB,SA3 4TIOKD DNFHKJLBX SNL,EMW WR AJH KGBQDWSQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THEY SEREMS TO HAVE AGED UP ICHIGO TO HIGH SCHOOL AGE??? IT SEEMED A REALLY OUT OF NOWHERE AT FIRST, BUT IM GLAD THEY DID IT, NOW PUDDING WONT BE A ELEMENTARY SCHOOLER AND ZAKURO WILL BE A LITTLE OLDER
I DIDNT THINK I WOULD FEEL SO PROUD OF THE VAS, BUT GOD, WHEN I FIRST HEARD TENMA I WAS LIKE “HOLY SHIT THAT’S ICHIGO” LIKE, SHE IS DOING SO WELL AND I HEAR NAD I HEAR ICHIGO, AND NOT SOME TEENAGE GIRL ODING A VOICE DUB, ITS REALLY SUPER GREAT SO FAR
AND OMG THE OP IM LOVIGN IT MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD, IM LIKE, CRYING WHILE SEEING AN ANIME OPENING, ITS SDKJHXBHJSKLÇCXJHSN
AND NEW COMMON DAY OUTFITS, THANK GOD!!!!!! AND THEY ARE SO PRETTY SURE STFU!!!!!!!
​WHEN EACH OF THE GIRLS SING A LITTLW IN THE OPENINGGGG THIS OP LOOKS SO GOOD AND I JUST DONT KNOW HOW TO COPE!! IDK IF ITS BC ITS SUCH A NOSTALGIC SHOW TO ME, LIKE, I WATCHED WHEN I WAS AROUND 7-10 I THINK, I WAS LITTLE SKEPTICAL, BUT GOD THWEYRE DOING OS WELLLLLLLLL
AND TENMA DOING THE ICHIGO LINE AT THE END OF THE OP, WHY IN TF AM I CRYING WITH TEARS STREAMING DOWN MY FACE BC OF THAT
MINT GOES TO ICHIGO’S HS NOW????
WTF WJY IS AOYAMA’S VOICE SO DEEP WTF DSKL,JNF\KDMKNS I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT!! MEGUMI OGATA GOT ME SPOILED
FADNSJHCBLJBKBMHDS B ITS ZAKURO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG AND LETTUCE!?!? OMG PUDDING HIIIIIIIIII DSMHKJKKJCFEB SHES SO CUTE IN THIS I LOVE HER SMMMMM
ooooownnn ichigo is so honest in this!!! i the previous anime she would defnitly try to lie or invent something, but i think its so much better and makes her so much more likeable like this!!!! theyre making so many good changes and good choices, im so proud of this staff!!!
ownnnnnnnnnn THE AD BREAK IS SO CUTE!!
OMG RYOOUUUUUUUU! NICE SAVEEEEEEEEE
omg. that fight. congrats everyone. there are so many things i want to say, but i dont have words. they all did so good. congrats to tenma and hinata, and also to the anmators and the ones who coreographed the fight. its rreally sooooooo good, i cant believe im seeing this reboot
ha, its a little funny that theyre driving a truck
OMG THE ENDING HAD ME CRYING AGAAAAAAAAAAAIN IT LOOKS SO CUTE AND GOOD, EACH GIRL SINGING ONE LINE, SLIGHTLY CALLING BACK THE ORIGINAL ENDING BUT STILL ORIGINAL, AND LOOK, ITS THE PERVERT CAT!!!!!! and the song is so catchy too aaaaaaaaaaaaa
i have no words. this looks SO GOOD and it honestly exceeded all of my expectations!!! I CANT WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK YOU GUYS DSHKJXNJSBHKLDACJBHDDZJX
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ghiblicottage · 6 years
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i reallllyyyy love emma (and philippine’s acting) ???? shes cute and kinda awkward, nice and funny and highkey relatable 
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komoreangel · 3 years
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𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 (𝐫𝐞𝐪)
pairings: childe x reader, scaramouche x reader, xingqiu x reader 
scenario: he’s yours, and yours alone, right? so it’s only fitting that you get to make that clear to anyone who gets close, of course. 
request: hi!! i hope requests are open! can i ask for hcs of scaramouche, childe and xingqiu with a possessive partner? like their partner is the type to get jealous easily, try to display affection in public so people won't get close etc :)) thank you so much!!
reply: help i like this a lot hjfkhgn i can just imagine them getting smug because their s/o is being clingy in public,,,,and the randoms who are flirting with them get to be all like ??? who ? where? and its just yes thank you lolol
genre: smug childe/scara/xing plus clingy reader and also maybe a bit suggestive in scaramouche’s ?? plus you get to tell everyone dont touch your mans <3
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scaramouche
because of his unlikeable personality, he didn’t get hit on very often
but if he ran into someone with no idea of who he was?
they were 9 times out of 10 going to flirt with him
(and who wouldnt i mean look at him he is one fine ass man i love him sm) 
but if they tried this while you were with him they were going to be met with a WALL OF FAILURE 
how dare they try to take your man 
you might just smile at them like ‘hey bestie,,,,stfu’ 
and let them watch as you plant a huge kiss on his cheek
he’s a bit startled because while you are very affectionate you don’t often kiss him (because you know he isnt too fond of it) 
sure you hug him and hold his hand
but after you wrap your arms around him and rest your chin on his shoulder
he’ll get that prideful look on his face (that you almost want to slap off of him) 
like yes
theyre a simp for me >:) 
you give him another kiss and turn to look at the poor individual who decided to flirt with your boyfriend
“scara, who’s this?”
scara
you only ever call him that in private
you must be feeling really jealous right now, huh?
you then proceed to bury your face in his neck
the person is obviously a bit flustered now
their previous statement has lost ALL of its value
scaramouche looks from you to them and smiles again
“so, what was it you were going to say?”
they stumble over their words and end up just saying “oh, nothing...i’ll be going now.”
once they’re gone he turns back to you, with your head on his shoulder and your arms around him
he’s grateful you managed to get him out of that situation tbh
but he’s even more happy to give you the attention you seem to be craving right now
from the privacy of your own home, of course :)
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childe
childe would be ecstatic to have a s/o who’s overly affectionate in public
no doubt he would let you do whatever you wanted
you want to pepper his face with kisses? go ahead!
you want to sit on his lap? be his guest!
so when you tell him you tend to be a bit possessive he’s all for it
plus, he’s probably the same way so he doesn’t mind
someone flirts with him? he calls you over to come do your thing
embrace him with a hug and have him play with your hair right in front of that other person
he thinks it’s hot lmao
and watching you get jealous over anyone who gets a bit too close is cute too
the look on your face when he catches you staring at him is irresistible
“ah, are you jealous darling?”
head empty just childe calling you darling
hhhhhhh
he’d also be the type to let people approach him just so he can see you in action
you’d come up behind him and hug him from the back
just to greet him
then you notice the person in front of them
hands clasped together
eyes to the ground, flushed red face
they were flirting with him
you stumble away from him and look at them
“who are you?”
your tone is harsh, and childe can’t help but smile
"i..um..."
they continue to stutter their way through their sentence
you had lost interest about five words in
you were too busy playing with childe's hair
right in front of them :))
midway into their words, you turn to look at them
the glare you aim towards them is as sharp as childe's own blades, and you say,
"why are you still here?"
they're at a loss for words
who knew someone like you could be so cruel?
of course childe doesnt mind at all
he'd be glad to let you say whatever you want out of jealousy
it fuels his ego
the automatic response to that is making sure to keep him in check
dont let his head get too big
and by that i mean remind him every now and them how lucky he is to have you :)
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xingqiu
he would think you were so cute
the way you cling to him almost all the time
most passerby would think you were simply very affectionate
which you are, he won’t lie
but he knows that you have another reason besides that
so you can tell everyone that this man
is yours
not that anyone in liyue harbor approaches him anyways
they all know better
would totally be the type to push your chin up with one finger
unfortunately for the girl from the mond family visiting this week
she doesn’t know better
so when you see her walking with him you first calm yourself down
you won’t assume her intentions, and he’s allowed to have friends
but when she trails her hand up his arm
oh HELL
you stomp over in their direction
hell hath no fury like a y/n scorned
as xing says anyway
you go straight up to him and wrap your arms around his neck as a greeting
“oh, it’s you. what are you doing here?”
you don’t answer and instead place a kiss on his face
the girl stands behind i’m, shocked that this whole time he had a significant other
“sweetie, is there a reason you’re?
he trails off
you have “noticed” the other girl and glare in her direction
that’s enough to scare her off
she goes running back home
xing has the most smug look on his face
“wow, i knew you got jealous offend, but that??”
you blush as he reaches out to push your hair away from your face
he smiles at you and the two of you head for home, with you clinging to his arm and happily walking along with him
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a/n: im so sorry this took like forever to get up i procrastinated for so long jhkfdng anyway requests are now open again :)) i have a diluc oneshot in progress that i started on his birthday but...well.
want to make a request? head to my ask box!
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kklockworkalien · 3 years
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stinky re8 headcannon time cos why not -pretend theyre a functional family for there LMAO-
-dimitrescu lets heisenberg babysit his daughters. cool uncle type beat- he teaches them to swear ofc and gets shouted at.
-donnas the emotional support sibling. anytime they’re arguing she doesnt even say a word they just stop immediately all like ‘omg donna were so sorry where we being too loud luv u’
-ethan and heisenberg are gay gay homosexual gay sorry mia ✋✋✋
-donna and heisenberg are besties. shes the only sibling he actually respects
-heisenberg makes little metal figures for everyone, if they ask him about it he gets mad and is all like ‘grr theyre not for you youre so arrogant stfu. u can keep it tho nO its not a gift shut up die’
-all four of the lords [no mother miranda. she can die cringe] take turns to babysit rose for ethan- dimitrescu is the most responsible option as shes already got kids, donna and angie play dress up with her, heisenberg is banned from babysitting her cos he’ll sit her on a bench somewhere in the factory and be like ‘dont move or the lycans will eat you’ . she wonders off n e way and hes like oh shit fuck fuck shit lost my kid. moreau vibes with her near the pond and she tries to pick up fish
-heisenbergs touched starved !!! as fukck!!!!! hold his hand and he will dissolve !! ethan helps him get ised to touch slowly but surely and eventually becomes so clingly </333
-donnas got a cute little cottagecore minecraft world. does heisenberg go on and blow it up? absolutely. does dimitrescu pummel him across the house? absolutely
-moreau is a theater kid. he seems like a dear even hanson typa guy yano
-sexuality headcannonz!! ethan- bi, heisenberg-gay, dimitrescu- lesbian, moreau- straight + ace, donna- ace + aro
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sonybees · 3 years
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me rewatching dead poets society instead of doing my assignments
i’m not sure if anyone would even care about this but i am really bored soo here we go
neil looks so down when he’s with his father stopdjejdkfjnr
poor todd got forced to stand up i would get pissed eujehd
the best preparatory school? lmfao ok.
KEATING YAY
THE PRESSURE THAT TODD HAS TO GO THROUGH I CAN SEE IT IN HIS EYES HE DOES NOT WANT THIS WTF
poor kids being forced to go there
LMFAO SPAZ
i still don’t know what a stiff means is that even what he said?
OOPS LMFAO
attractive pieces of sht leaning on a door frame help
“keen.” HA
YESSIR USJSJSJ
why does meeks kind of sound like me when i meet someone new
“he flatters me.” LOLSJNDKSHSJJSKSJDC
“i thought you’d gOne.”
freaking hell stfu tom
i’ve always thought this who calls their father “sir” ???
THE LOOK CHARLIE AND KNOX SHARE HDNEJDJF
“BRAIN DAMAGE” HSMEJD
they all look so confused like same
BRO SPAZ LMFAO
their smiles are so cute awwjdnejsnjd
POOR PITTS SHJWJS
MEEKS SMILE WHEN HE SAID AN UNFORTUNATE NAME
DING
“turn cold and die.” damn that took a turn fast
caaaaaarpeeeee dieeeeeem @siezethedaypoets (sorry! sjjejs)
“that means you daLtoN” the way he says it lfmaosjjd
i thought he was gonna do history he pulled out his chem book dhjshdbd
take a breath knox damn
them just not at all understanding math is a mood
too bad :/
AWW THE WXCITEMENT IN PITTS AND MEEKS EYES
“very funny, dalton.” hehehhehehejjdjdjfjrkdn ccmv mf
AWW MEEKS
CHARLIE WTF YOU DRAWING
RIP SHRED TEAR
RIP RIP RIP
oh shit
ahh one of my fav scenes, charlie basically eating that ball of paper
i hate looking at this it’s so awkward like hello mr. mccallister
what will your verse be?
THE MASHED POTATOS
“no, keating.” LMFAO YES GO KEATING
is that stick? on the end of the table?
“don’t come please.”
“no shIt, sherlock.” HA I LOVE THIS GUY
“pittsie, cmon!” “his grades are hurting, charlie.” i literally just love this conversation
“i’ll try anything once.” “except sex!” “ha ha ha.” HSJWJJSND ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAV CONVOS
“WOMEN SWOON HA HA HA” THE EVIL LAUGH WTF SHEJJS
“CHARLIE @tellmewhytheyswoon” SORRY I HAD TO LMFAO
LMFAO SHUT UP WILL YOU
this is so chaotic and messy damn
the treatshsjdj
they’re loud asf
i wonder who’s who while they were running with the hoods
OH CRAP THE SUN IS OUT WHAT that isn’t in the movie sorry
I LOVE MEEKS AND CHARLIE’S RELATIONSHIP SM
i could never take note of the minutes when something happens how will he do that
YESSIR PART TWO
HOW DID PITTS TAKE THE OTHER HALF SO FAST
EVEN TODD KNOWS CAMERONS STORY LMFAO
LMFOA KNOX IS STARING AT THE PICTURE
MEEKS HOOO THEN I SAW THE CONGO CREEPING THROUGH THE BLACK
THE LITTLE BOING NOISE LMFAO WHAT IS THAT
“are you a man or an amoeba?” i’m sorry lol what the hell do you mean sjdjiend
TO WOO WOMEN
“why do i stand up here? anybody?” “@tofeeltaller” HA I LOVE DOING THIS IM SORRY
i would cry if i found out that i had to make a poem AND read it aloud in front of everyone
poor todd thougsjwhidfj
i wanna marry todd. lmfao where did that come from
RADIO FREE AMERICA
AWW THEM DANCING STFU THIS IS SO CUTE
i can’t hear the audio hellloooooojdjwksbdken
AWW we got some anderperry content here
lol i wanna wear their sweaters
:/// TODD
“no.” “no? what do you mean no?” “no.” *smirks* HAJDJDJWKNS
DONT BE IMMATURE
IDK WHERE TF THE INSTRUMENTS CAME FROM BUT I LOVE IT
the birds are so pretty
nice outfit knox
STOP STARING DUDE YOU’RE MAKING IT TOO OBVIOUS CMON
“sounds to me like you’re daunted.” JSJS
TO INDEED BE A GOD
MEEKS AND PITTS WOTH THEIR HEADPHONES ON AWW
“PUCK YOU” LMFAOAJSJJDJ
i bet todd’s poem is actually great
“the cat sat on the mat.” DNDIDHJDJDJDHS i love how keating still said it wasn’t all bad though
BRO DAMN DONT CALL TODD AND I OUT LIKE THAT
lmfao todd’s just hating every second of this
“sweaty toothed madman” i can see that too whatsbjdjdjsn
THIS IS BETTER THAN ANY POEM I EVER TRIED TO WRITE GREAT JOB TODD
NEIL IS AMAZED
when keating pushed their foreheads together wtf aww father son love typa thing that’s so cutejjedujsidj
LMFOA NO KNOX TRIPPED
YAYY GOAL
wtf this seems so fun
“your parents collect pipes? oh that’s really interesting.” LFMAOOAJSJD I LOVE PITTS
poetrusic by charlie dalton
laughing crying mumbling tumbling
DAMN HES GOOD
the little kind of aggressive hair ruffle awwjendn
OOO VOCABULARY
LMFAO THE LITTLE CHUCKLE KNOX DOES
AWW THEYRE ALL SO HAPPY FOR KNOX
THE SCARFSJJD
“exercising my right not to walk.” smartass
it’s todd’s birthday and no one greeted him excpet neil stfukqbxqbcdbkrw
the first unmanned flying desk set yes yes
THEY ALL JUST STOOD UP LMFAO
merlin knox you are DRUNK
PLEASE DONT ISTG KNOX
THATS NOT WHAT HE MEANT BY CARPE DIEM
well you’re in deep trouble now
“it’s God. he says we should have girls at welton.” as much as i love this scene what the hell were you thinking my man
i don’t get how this was legal back then. wtf is it gonna do? you’re just hurting the kids bro
the pain in his eyes stop
“@dangitneil the name’s nuwanda.” pain brokqdb jdjf
CRAP CRAP CRAP MR PERRY GET OUT
the pic of keating’s wife/gf aww
neil you’re gonna make me cry stop
that is so odd why are their lockers like connected from the left side isn’t it usually from the right?
JSKSIJDEIUWKDRUEJSJX CHRIS IS SO DONE NODKDMD
that piece of bread
THIS GUY JUST SHOVED A KID CMON KNOX
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOTHING?”
AWW WHEN TODD MESSED UO CAMERONS HAIR
CHARLIE LMFAO I MENA NUWANDA
KNOX IS DONE W THEM TOO
chris is gorgeous omg
the snow in her hair stop marry me
“you are SO infuriating”
i hate how i’m just completely forgetting what’s gonna happen in like 10 minutes
PUCK
LMFAOTHEM HOLDING DOWN CHARLIE
“he’s really good.” AW YES HE IS FUCSHWMDMD
wait the holding hands is kinda cute thoughsjdnd
bro mr perry is making me want to kill someone maybe him
NEIL’S SMILE IMMEDIATELY WENT AWAY IHATE YOU TOM
damnit you idiot i hate you sm let your son live you bastard
sigh sigh sigh sigh sigh sobs sobs sobs
merlin neil
IM JUST NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THIS YK
HA HA HA NOT CRYING
SIGHS AGAIN
DEAR LORD
NO TODD IS GONNA MAKE ME CRY TOO STOP
THEY ALL SEEM LIKE THEYRE IN SHOCK NO
damn everything
SIGH WHY DIDNT I STOP WATCHING? IDFK
“it’s beautiful.” NOFNEJWGHSGEMWGE NEED WH
KEATING NO
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
charlie just sitting down not singing i hate this
i probably should’ve just stopped watching yk but i didn’t but that’s okay i think
i got so pissed the first time they said that they were gonna ask questions like??? did mr perry did no at all realize that it was his fault?
sigh cameron you aren’t always that bad but in this scene i loathe you
NO RICHARD
DAMNIT YOU MADE TODD SNAP
AND CHARLIE SNAPPED TOO YOU JUST MESSED UP TOO MUCH MAN
i hate how it went from a happy dark academia movie to this cmon
todd’s dad is so mean shut up he was just asking a question
it feels so sad in the room i hate it
the empty chairs pls no
keating’s little chuckle man i miss their smiles
BRO SROP THEY LOOK SO SAD TODD ISTG
*GASP OF HAPPINESS IN THE MIDDLE OF CRYING* HUHUHUH
TODD MEEKS STICK SPAZ PITTS KNOX GEORGE? HA I LOVE YALL
and we’re done. damn okay
thanks for reading ig fjdbshsbjwhdjsj
anyways i’m tired goodnight or morning or wtvr thanks! and sorry <3
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Oliver! (1968) Live (re) watch!
i have already seen oliver!, but not in ages, so i decided to watch it again, enjoy
very long post warning
fuckin hell these opening credits are LONG
i love the fact instrumentals of songs in the movie are playing
i have chocolate popcorn, apple lucozade and oliver! on, life is good
yes i know mark lester is oliver ive seen this like 20 times can i watch the film now
OH ABOUT FUCKING TIME
god is love
IS IT WORTH THE WAITING FOR IF WE LIVE TILL 84 ALL WE EVER GET IS GRUELL
i forgot how much of a banger food glorious food is
LOOK AT BABY MARK LESTER 🥺🥺🥺
ads in middle of movie be like
its harry secombe!
AMENNNN
oliver gets bullied the movie
look at this poor kid
MOREE????????
oh yes oliver i love this song
O L I V E R
poor kid
without any bannister yikes
the one who named him........O-L-IV-ERRR
oh were outside now
olivers just been kicked out oh shit
but on the plus side he has a cute ass hat on
BOY FOR SAY AL
look at oliver 🥺 he deserves better
SOWERBERRY MORE LIKE SHITTERBERRY
theres a severe lack of thats your funeral and i shall scream
noah claypole more like noah clayprick
“perhaps... if i had a tall hat?” BABEY
HES GOT HIS TALL HAT ON YES OLIVER
oliver said dab on them haters from your old gaff youre a funeral advisor now and theyre still homeless
DONT INSULT HIS MUM FUCK YOU NOAH
YES OLIVER KILL HIM
yes stuff the nine year old in a coffin and sit on it well done
"OLIVAH ??" "Yes im here: ((("
ITS MEAT!
oliver deserves better man 
im gonna cry and were like 25 minutes in.
ik its not mark singing but whoever it is CAN SING WTF
i want to give him a hug
OH SHIT HES RUNNING AWAY
hes in the lettuce
LONDON YOU MADE IT !
yes oliver trains exist
DODGER!!!
whach you starin at aint ya ever seen a toff
the beak
look at lil jack wild
me more hintimate friends
cockney accent™️
the artful dodga
CONSIDERR YOURSSELF AT HOEME COSNIDER YOURSWLF OEN OF THE FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!
im sorry i love this song
look this scene is awesome, but it would be COMPLETE with charley oh wait he was demoted to extra and everything interesting abt him was given to dodger
he should have gotten the nobody tries to be ladeeda or uppity bit I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL
this cast is BIG
okay i am a Charger Enthusiast but do we all agree there is something oddly homosexual about oliver and dodger in this song
note how dodger is scared of the police FORESHADOWING
ive taken to this SO STRONGITSCLEARWEREGOINGTOGETALONG
how many extras is this ???? yall better be gettin paid
its dodga comin up
this set is sraight out of the book i love it
CHARLEY MATE IM SORRY THEY MADE YOU AN EXTRA 
“oh not again” does dodger just always show up with random workhouse kids 
ah yes fagin the character whos still a negative jewish stereotype
more and more big cast
THESE SAUSAGES ARE MOULDY! (am i going to freak out whenever charley does anything because i love him? yes)
stfu drink your gin
is this a laundry?? no fam 
THE BEST FUCKING SONG IN THIS MUSICAL
IN THIS LIFE ONE THING COUNTS
sorry if i dont add to this until pick a pocket or two is done bc its a straight banger
this song is EVERYTHING 
hard at work lol ok
did he make those himself??? no
couple a wipes
EMBROIDERED THEM??? no
petition for all oliver twist adaptations to refer to charley as master bates like the book and for him to have actual lines and not have his actor switched at least three times
i dont even now who charley is at this point because his actor is switched many a time im just gonna say purple blazer kid is charley
anyway charley bates supremacy
whos bill sikes??? NO
fuck bill all my homies hate bill
rum tum tum is a banger
go bed now
take your hat off in bed dodger
movie fagin has rights
fagin leaving where will he go
BET IS THAT YOU
FUCK OFF BILL NO ONE LIKES YOU 
NANCY NANCY HES HERE !!!!!! bet deserves everything and more ily 💖
NANCYYYY!!!!!!
its a fine life more like its a banger
wheres all of bets lines gone
bet 🤝 charley (being demoted to extras)
its not funny anyore bet.. bet girl please sing youre the best fucking thing about this song
such a happy song about domestic abuse
THERE SHE IS THATS MY GIRL BET I FUCKING LOVE YOU
bullsye rights!
i hate how this movie made fagin more symathetic but he’s still a “greedy jew” stereotype
oliver?????
at this moment fagin knew he fucked up
nancy you deserve better than bill
oh hi dodger forgot you existed
and the rest of you except oliver
ah yes charley “sausages” bates i missed you
THESE FUCKING KIDS THEY ALL LOVE BET AND NANCY MY HEART
im a regular gent i am. no dodger you arent
why is “permit me to assist you across the road” so fucking funny
pov dodgers back on his bullshit so you have to pretend to be a horse and cart for him
not “sir artful” 😭😭😭
anyfink for youu
WHAT FISTICUFFS???!!!
i feel sorry for the child extras man theyve prob had to film this scene like ten times
THESE KIDS CAN SING
 the boys dancing with eachother is too fucking wholesome i love this
again, movie fagin rights
weed riissk lifee and limmbb
you promised we could go see the angin!!!!!
ats on boys time were off
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG
HOW COULD WE LET HOW COULD WE FORGET OUR DEAR OLD FAGIN WORRY!!
mate that aint single file did you not hear him
am i the only one who can hear london bridge is falling down in the back??
our pockets hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour!!! a wallet fat an old mans hat!!! the jewels from the tower!!!
WE KNOW THE NOSEY POLICEMEENNNN
dodger and charley (i am SURE charley is purple blazer kid even if havent seen this film in ages) are GETTING INTO THIS
oliver 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
movie fagin rights pt 27238227
DODGER OLIVER COME ON!!!!!!!!! alright dude chill
ARE YALL SEEING THIS SHIT, I WAS RIGHT, I TOLD YOU THAT THE LAD IN THE PURPLE BLAZER WHO SINGS “a wallet fat an old mans hat” WAS CHARLEY BATES AND GUESS WHAT HE FUCKING IS. I WAS RIGHT, PURPLE BLAZER KID IS CHARLEY YOU CAN LEAVE NOW
no dont were only an hour in
three kids on the back of the omnibus what will they do
dodger and charley said be gay do crimes
ah shit now look what youve gotten us into dodger
IT WASNT EVEN OLIVER IT WAS CHARLEY AND DODGER GO AFTER THEM
are dodger and charley straight up framing oliver for a crime they commited while also helping him escape
yes they are why are we surprised 
i hate to break it to you dodger but hiding oliver in a meat sack doesnt work
OLIVERS ON THE ROOF????
charley and dodger got oliver into this mess and they are not going to get him out
WHY DIDNT YOU LOOK AFTER HIM????? right calm down fagin
how could i help it :((((
no bill!
stan nancy
“two other boys stole it” no shit
BROWNLOW !
run bitch run
right intermission time now
AND WE’RE BACK!
entr acte
who will buyyy
strawberry girl is carrying this
oliver owns my heart pt 278983728938728
this is a banger wtf
okay its done now right
right?????
UHH BILL???? DODGER???? BITCH WHY TF ARE YOU HERE
have bill fagin nancy and the boys been stalking oliver???
NO SHE WONT FAGIN!
shit.
fuck bill
this scene is far more sadder when you think of how the boys have just seen the only woman they see as a mother figure been hit to the flo or, im not crying, you are
as long as he needs me :(
FUCK YOU BILL
rose maylie is that you?!
look at lil oliver!!
BILL FUCK OFF
i hate bill
“look at his togs! he’s got books too!” charley and dodger are my emotional support kids
anyway have i mentioned i hate bill, bc i hate bill.
I REALLY REALLY HATE BILL
even fagin aka the guy whos keeping these kids as pickpockets has more morals than bill
WE STAY CALM!!
no bill i havent heard a dying chicken
act one was just childish antics now we have THIS
fuck bill
YOURE TELLING ME THE BOYS WATCHED THAT????
jack wild is a banging actor. he genuinely looks terrified 🥺 
this film.. 
a mans got a heart hasnt he?? yes you do!!!
a full song dedicated to movie fagin rights?? did i ghostwrite this?? probably
banger
ithinkidbetterthinkitoutagain!
villains theives and nine year olds
MR BUMBLE?????!!!!!!!!!!
fuck bill pt72898376728909878199
bill youre traumatising him
cmon nance do something!!
also completely forgot abt this but uh does monks exist in this i forgot bc we have had no mentions of him yet
nancy tell him who bill is!!!
bullseye deserves better
uhm what is going on
bill sikes more like bill yikes
oliver what are you doing
BILL TERRIFIES ME
FUCK
omg oom pah pah????
leave oliver alone bill hes like nine
oh banger
OOM PAH PAH THATS HOW IT GOES!!!!!!!!!
just asking are nancy and bet lesbians bc they look it
COULD IT BE OOM PAH PAHHHHHH
god i love this song
IT SHOOOOOWSSSSSS
its the same oom pah pah
“She was from the country but now shes up a gumtree she let a fella feed her then lead her a long” foreshadowiinnggg
OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH!
nancy is so fucking smart
getting the whole pub singing and dancing to smuggle out oliver? clever
fuck
bill.. no.. bill.. bill????
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKC
BILL GET OFF HER
NANCY NO
HE STRAIGHT UP COMMIT MURDER AGAINST THE NICEST CHARACTER
BROWNLOW DO YOU NOT HEAR NOTHING
nancy deserved a better death than to be killed by bill fuck bill
EVEN BULLSEYE HATES YOU BILL
ARE THEY ACCUSING BULLSEYE OF MURDER
FUCK YOU BILL
movie fagin rights + fuck bill combo?
youre telling me fagin had an ESCAPE ROUTE??? AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HOUSE THING??? THE WHOLE TIME???
BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD
BILL
fuck, well. #
“WHAT DO I DO!?” “LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME, DODGE ABOUT”
ten quid says dodgers been caught
oh no all fagins shit is gone
BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD PT 2
FUCK YOU BILL
GOD I HATE HIM
OLIVER MATE ARE YOU OK
never have i been so happy to see a character die
rest in shit bill
hi dodger thought you got caught n went to australia 
god, this film is so fucking good.
reviewing the situation 2.0 goes hard
MOVIE. FAGIN. RIGHTS!
FAGIN YOU CAN BE A GOOD MAN YOU KNOW YOU CAN
DODGER??????????
IM TOTALLY NOT CRYING RN
FAGIN NO DONT TAKE IT
FUCKING PLOTTWIST
IT MADE IT LOOK LIKE FAGIN WAS GONNA GIVE THE WALLET BACK TO DODGER BUT NO
once the villain you’re the villain to the end
i completely forgot abt this scene since i’ve been reading the oliver twist book and in that dodger gets arrested and fagin gets hanged but here they get away?
god this is bittersweet
I THINK WE’D OUGHT TO THINK IT OUT AGAIN!!!!!
thats where the film should have ended, i get olivers the main character but it ending on dodger and fagin walking out into the sunset is such a pleasing ending man
oliver gets his happy ending abt time
YES CONSIDER YOURSELF AND BE BACK SOON (THE BIGGEST BANGERS IN THE FILM) CREDITS SONGS!!
well.. that was a journey and half
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Bad Batch thoughts & predictions Ep 12
Continuing these written reactions/predictions somewhere cause itd be fun I think to see what actually ends up happening and remembering what I thought at the time so im dumping it here, youre welcome. (Feel free to discuss if you want) if you want to keep up with it im gonna be tagging these as #jay rambles about bb
- So I sort of expected it by the end of last episode but it seems like last episode was a start of an episode arc about hera's family, which, for rebel's fans I'm sure it's cool and exciting and maybe answers some questions or will actually show things discussed in rebels maybe, but as someone who hasn't seen rebels yet, I really hope this episode and the next few have more bad batch screentime, cause we were a little robbed last episode lol (but in a way I do still enjoy this stuff too, because im sure when I DO watch rebels it'll make the experience better). -- I'm not disliking this arc or anything, but up to this point we've kind of had almost mandalorian style 'one episode one adventure' sorts of episodes, and personally I really hope we get more of that (which I think we will), because while this is all new content and everything, we all have to admit clone wars had some less interesting filler arcs here and there, and I just hope bb doesn't fall the same way (across all of its seasons, im not very concerned about it so far from what we've seen of season 1) because if there is filler, I'd rather sit through a couple of the one episode stories, rather than a 3-4 episode story that takes nearly a month to get through if im disliking it, mostly for the fact that even if we got those 1 ep fillers, its more stories and more likely I'd like at least one. ---kinda rambling about this unnecessarily atm cause while again right now I think bb is fine, I just want the future to be that way too. - fffff every time I see howzer on screen I think of that fucking audio thats "here comes the boy, hello boy~" and honestly can you blame me he is so precious like ugh I swear dave you better be nice to him -- YOU CAN TELL HE FEELS SO BAD AND GUILTY LIKE IT HURTS - hey admiral can you not be MEAN to howzer when he is trying to be fucking helpful -- ;-; BRO im saying it so much already but I feel so bad for howzer like dude someone help him --- imo it feels like its sort of setting up howzer for something more important in the show kinda, at least for his character. Like we can clearly tell he doesn't really agree with the empire and I think they're going to do something with that. He's probably undercover for someone against the empire but I get the bad feeling they're gonna pull a Fives and have him go against the empire and help everyone else somehow but then he will probably end up dead because we cant have nice things. - hello cross... bet you wont be saved this episode - Ok good, some more bad batch here already. -- ALSO GONKY BEING DEFECTIVE!!!! EVEN GONKY IS DEFECTIVE LIKE BB THATS SO CUTE! - uh, im not the only one getting the leia transmission vibes from hera, right? -- ok, again I haven't seen rebels so I dont know BUT if hera has the ability to talk to bb, couldn't she have done so in rebels? Yeah she's older and im sure better at fighting and defending herself and all that, but wouldn't it still be possible for her to have gotten in some kind of rough situation in Rebels to ask for bb's help again? I super doubt bb made any appearance of any kind in Rebels, so doesn't that imply that she lost communications with them? What happens to bad batch >> - bad batch not wanting to help but because omega really wants to you can see its making hunter soften up and I appreciate it - bruh what??? Taa is dead af, like theres no way the show is gonna pull some magic and be like 'oh yep here he is' thing??? Like this has to be a lie, but even then, what even is the plan here?? Saying "oh hes recovering" well he can't be recovering forever, how does that seem like a good plan to lie about that?? People are gonna find out?? - "Great just what we need" from Wrecker about crosshair MAKES ME ANGRY LIKE??? YES?? DONT BE MAD AT HIM ITS NOT HIS FAULT??? SAVE YOUR FUCKING BOY??? -- oooo then the rest of bb doesn't comment about it literally gsjrkgbdkfbg why do they not care about him???? Like it seems they legitimately dont care about crosshair, even though theyve been together for so long like even before the show came out they
had history together and were all really close. I know people argue "oh well its just difficult to save him and its unrealistic for them right now" but so what? Even if they aren't trying to save him they should at least CARE about him. --- Which is also like the thing with echo and fives!!!! Like Echo didn't seem to care much at all when Rex mentioned fives even a little! Or even about seeing Rex that much!! Dave I'm gonna need some answers my guy, cause you humanized these characters but then you dont make them act that way so like whats up. - Lucky hunters abilities came in handy - Back to crosshair for a second im predicting they 100% arent saving him this season. There was a poster released part way through the season and he's not even on it... makes me so sad. - "I'd do the same for you." ;-; that didnt need to get that deep - CROSSHAIR BETTER NOT START SHIT WITH HOWZER - Howzer helping Hera's parents or at least implying that is good but that also means im right so far and therefore worried >> -- HES GOING TO GET FUCKING CAUGHT I BET TALKING TO THEM LIKE THIS AT SOME POINT AND HOW MUCH DO YOU WANNA BET ITS GONNA BE CROSSHAIR THAT CATCHES HIM --- Cham stfu its literally so obvious that howzer is trying to be genuine, also if he's kind of undercover for him like what the fuck do you expect howzer to do if he has to play along with the empire to keep his cover?? "Won't make that mistake again" Fuck off like honestly. ---- #stopbeingmeantohowzer2021 - "A little help" and the gentle "Hey" ahh love it - I'm really enjoying this whole them fighting in the ships sequence - "Stay here and guard the capitol" SCARES ME -- Please for the love of god bad batch don't get howzer killed --- or plot B Bad batch maybe run into howzer but save him and take him with you at least temporarily ---- oh god.... bb is helping heras parents escape and that means howzers gonna get in trouble.../probably replaced by crosshair - Crosshair is smart but thats also badddd - The scene of howzer and crosshair looking at each other is killing meeeeeeeee - Ohhh is howzer gonna stop them before they go out the door? -- YES HE IS SEE WHAT A GOOD BOY HE IS - (please fucking listen to him I beg) - Aw dude I just had a thought that breaks my heart... howzer cares about his squad and "trying to get through to them" but what if his squad is clones as well and the chips... that hurts me so badly... -- Like we all know howzer is a sweet boy by now but ughhh like the thought that he doesnt want to leave them even though they are doing whats wrong shows just how much he cares and I really hope he doesn't get into trouble because of what he's saying to them, but you know he totally would do it because he seems to care about them so much and :( bad batch more like sad batch --- This is the kind of compassion I wanted from bb for crosshair hunter kind of looks back at howzer as they leave him and I doubt itll mean anything but I really hope that maybe seeing how much howzer cares will make hunter care a little too... - *sigh* howzer is getting left behind by them which we know why but yeah... now he's definitely going to be in trouble... I just hope they don't hurt him... - OH GOD HOWZER BABY DONT -- He's making a speech and I know he's trying to sway them but you know damn well this is gonna go so badly for him because of the chips and crosshair is watching so you know howzer is gonna get fucked here and I know what hes trying for but I really wish he didnt just do that because now its blatantly obvious he's gonna be against them ;-; - Wow ok im kinda shocked people are siding with him (I guess cause theyre not all clones right) but I feel so bad for themmmmm - Crosshair missed multiple shots? Uh what? I didnt think that was possible lol - bb please come back for howzer and the others at some point.... -- I guess maybe if hera's parents are going to organize rebels against the empire maybe they will help them but I somewhat doubt it... - Ok I know that crosshair requesting to hunt them was supposed to be this big moment and all but I
can't help but feel like its a little underwhelming (but dont get me wrong still cool vibes) because he's kind of already been doing that anyway?? Or has tried to several times?? So I don't get why its a big deal, however, I do have a possible prediction: We know that bb got their chips removed, (crosshair doesn't, I know that) and so that eliminates the idea that they will get caught and actually go bad like crosshair, but it does leave a possibility where maybe they get captured and then *pretend* to be bad? And that could lead to a better possibility of helping crosshair (they wont) or maybe howzer and the other rebels or something? Cause I also feel like its significant that they brought up how the war will eventually come to them and bb will be a part of it no matter what eventually, and it makes obvious sense theyd be on the rebels side of it, so maybe something like that goes on, idk.
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