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iamthecutestofborg · 2 years

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College is so annoying it's always like 'Oh if you want to do XYZ go talk to the Department of Vague But Important Policies located in the Coconut Building' and then you go there and they are like 'sorry actually we can't help you with that you need to talk to the Executive Director of Confusing Paperwork Joe Balogna over at Saint Broccoli Memorial Tower his office hours are 12-2pm every other Monday and Thursday.'

#college #college problems #student problems

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heckin-good-memes · 2 years

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mycatsaidwhat · 10 months

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things i’ve heard college students say pt. 29

-you may be into Sucky mpreg but some people believe the holocaust didn’t happen

-humans should have a mating season where we all congregate in a river once a year to find love like salmon

-granted, there is a difference between being a momma’s boy and being Normon Bates

-Only in a poli sci class would you get a picture of the live action winne the poo and Kim Jon un next to one another

-“get ready for the met gala with me!!” influencer vlogs showing up on my suggested as if I don’t make $10.73 an hour

-no way that dog had a blog, dogs can’t read

-in god we bust

-every guys wants to be a golden retriever boyfriend until they wake up with no balls

-graphic design majors are like the diet soda of the art world

-if i could choose between having a successful career and lying down i would choose lying down

-today’s graduation is sponsored by plan b

-going down on a woman and tying her fallopian tubes with my tongue like a cherry stem

-most of the world’s problems would be solved if more billionaires disappeared in submarines

-you come face to face with god at a 24 hour ihop

-she lemony on my snicket until there’s an unfortunate event

-took a shit in the gender neutral bathroom, call that a she/it

-the tornado dodged us cause someone told it that it had to pay a cover for every bar it destroyed

-can I have a cars 2-themed blowjob, please

-the best thing Taylor Swift has done recently is get some girls to consider that they may be the problem

-“I’M LITERALLY SO FERAL” no Ava you’re just drunk and white

#still tagging this as shit i've heard high schoolers say #college #college memes #college problems #college students #gen z #gen z memes #gen z life #college life #gen z problems #school memes #student life #student problems #student memes #student humor #college humor #studyblr

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benoits-neckerchieves · 3 months

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Me and my uni assignments

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coming-of-age-witch · 1 year

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studying like my life depends on it, because my life depends on it

#academic validation #academicism #studyspo #studyblr #spiteful studying #student problems #chaotic academia #academia #academic #desi academia #indian academia #dark academism #light academia #academic struggles #academic assignments #academic help #Academic pressure

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acewithobsessions · 5 months

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I actually just want to sleep. And not go to school.

#ramblelele #I am #SO TIRED #student problems

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starsilversword · 3 months

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Pov: You're a film student who forgot to get a special light stand.

#film student #lmao #student problems #film #thats some real grip work right there #or gaffing #my life #is this cursed?#my friend who goes to another film school seems to think so

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madame-fear · 5 months

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I’m trying to progress a bit on my thesis because I need to present it either now on December, or March next year but I want to present it now. Someone please pat me in the shoulder or shoot me in the middle of my head.

#✧.* amiraverse #thesis #student life #student problems

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chemstudent-sherlock · 3 months

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The neverending question, whether to start studying for an exam finally, or rather spend the evening relaxing on c- the couch.

#the temptation is there #should i resist or indulge?#choose academia or choose dr-#why not both?#roleplayer #roleplay blog #roleplay #unilock roleplay #unilock #sherlock and co #sherlock & co #sherlock #sherlock holmes #university #study blog #high #student problems

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numaxstudies · 2 years

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October 18, 2022

Anyone else have pets that become needy when you study?

A part of me just wants to quit work and focus on this exam full-time. Three more weeks and 10 points short of goal score 😭

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goldencherriess · 3 months

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I'm seriously thinking of quitting uni and running away into the woods to become a witch

#will I end the exam season or will it end me???#stay tuned!#uni life #student problems #student life #exam season #random ramblings #laura talks

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iamthecutestofborg · 8 months

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Ughhh why does EVERY fucking college textbook read like

"The purpose of this book is to teach you the things you will learn in this book. This book contains key information that you will need to know in order to have learned the information in this book. It is very important to read this book to achieve what we call learning outcomes. These are the outcomes of learning that you will attain by reading this book and learning what it says.

Activity: Reflect on this chapter and write a summary of this chapter and why the learning outcomes of this chapter are personally important to you after having read this chapter."

#i want to PUKE #college #textbooks #college textbooks #academia is so aggravating #can't believe I pay actual $$$ for this crap #student problems

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heckin-good-memes · 2 years

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mycatsaidwhat · 8 months

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things i've heard college professors say pt. 15

-type “humpty dumpty sat on a wall humpty dumpty had a great fall” with no spaces and no regrets

-I sincerely don’t sit around reading the wills of people from 16th century Stratford-upon-Avon

-do we have a federal department of education? *reluctantly* yes we do

-okay. It’s 10:30 and I’m cold and mad.

-I was assigned to read Macbeth and was like what the fuck, I want to play Nintendo

-That sounds like something said by someone who wrote 12 historyplays

-I googled today, which I really suggest you guys do

-not to bring up florida,

-current event: balloons!

-(cytogeneticist) I make a lot of money saying I don’t know. It’s a pretty sweet gig.

-*someone comes into the classroom looking lost* is there a meeting in here at 11?

(professor) no i don’t think so, this class goes until 11:30

*person leaves*

(professor, turning back to the class) probably a serial killer

-Yeah, and then Shakespeare was like I never fucking loved you–

-The three typical sources of creative nonfiction essays are the unconscious mind, literature, or the trauma of our lives. Now none of these are technically untrue–

-you don’t have to be smart to understand Shakespeare

*alarm starts going off on student’s phone*

OH GOD I’M SORRY IM BEING SMITED

-“In which the men spend several hours taunting each other with speeches and thwacking each other with sticks.” Yes. That sounds perfect.

-This is, like, nerdy shit I’ve learned over the years

#student life #gen z #college #college life #gen z life #student problems #college humor #college problems #student humor #gen z problems #studyblr #gen z humor #college professor

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elizabethan-memes · 1 year

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Is it possible to write 100% unbiased history? No.

But that's no excuse for not TRYING

#is this a nathen amin call out post? maybe #tudor history #history #history student problems #student problems #postmodernism has a lot to answer for

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crown-ov-horns · 7 months

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Me: why am I spamming the new blog instead of?..

Also me: Oh, right, I'm procastrinating on writing. And Greek homework.

#diary pages #writing #writing journal #classical studies #fandom #writer problems #student problems #personal

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