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myriadparacosm · 3 months

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Marauders but it's a Charmed AU (I don't know if it makes it very cursed or the opposite)

The precedent charmed ones were Bellatrix, Andromeda and Narcissa but Bellatrix became evil and Andromeda chose to give up on the craft for her husband's safety. SADLY the Charmed ones never happened for long years because of how strong Evil is and all that but then--

Sirius is the one coming back to their 'ancient home' after running away because their uncle Alphard dies - so he comes to see Regulus (TransRegulus) and the funeral. Evan Rosier is actually living with Regulus because he ran away from his overwhelming father, with Pandora, but they don't know that their family is deeply close as in Evan is Walburga's /forbidden child/ with Rosier (maybe she also killed her husband because she wanted the whole Black heritage for herself and might as well steal the Rosiers) but Evan is actually Sirius and Regulus half-brother (INCESTUOUS FAMILIES SIRIUS SCREAMS) so the power of three triggers when Sirius comes for the funeral.

Pandora is also here because she is the best, also living with them, but Evan took her witchcraft as a simple hobby and Regulus lets her hex the noisy neighbour and always thinks she is just that lucky. Pandora is a bit annoyed that Evan gets to be a Charmed One, since she is her twin and so Sirius & Regulus' half-sister, but she still decides to include herself. "The Charmed Ones and the secret sister!"

Their first enemy is Walburga's ghost because she is awful (it's also how they learnt that Evan is their half-brother) who is mad that all her shameful son are back home and don't deserve to be wizards because they will be /good/ and that's a big no-no!

Sirius sleeps with the hot bookish neighbour who is actually a werewolf.

"Are you mad?! We should vanquish him not give him a bloody orgasm!"

"Reggie, you don't have all the facts."

"Which are?"

"I love him. AND EVAN ALMOST SLEPT WITH A DEMON!"

"And he learnt from that!"

"And I'm never going to do that again."

Barty sneezes from the underworld and decides to go visit the human world and maybe see what's so hard about killing the Charmed Ones (he becomes a simp for Evan with just a glance)

Regulus isn't that better because he falls in love with their "gardian angel" James Potter, who is far too friendly with Sirius for his comfort, and he is very weak to their muscular 'handyman'.

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starsilversword · 3 months

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Pov: You're a film student who forgot to get a special light stand.

#film student #lmao #student problems #film #thats some real grip work right there #or gaffing #my life #is this cursed?#my friend who goes to another film school seems to think so

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share-the-damn-bed · 2 years

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For Anon. Enjoy ✨

#jonathan byers #bb boi #is this cursed?#maybe.

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cove-simp · 1 year

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#Is this cursed?#maybe #happy v day y’all #but GIMME KYRA FR #our life #our life beginnings & always

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leobashi · 1 year

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Someone make an Alvin and the Chipmunks AU except it’s Jackie and the Chipmunks so I don’t have to do it

#is this cursed?#it sounds cursed #Bdkshdkd #it’s also very stupid #but some of the characters do line up #and I hate it #lmao #thinkin #jacksepticeye #jse

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dulaman-na-farraige · 1 year

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FAKE FRENCHMAN FËANOR ALERT

@trucbiduleschouettes I SWEAR TO GOD YOUR UNI EXERCISE IS THE FUNNIEST THING, the drawing was way funnier in my head , I'm not sure it reads well at all, but I can't make him any frenchier visually

#is this cursed?#i guess it is #my cursed art #oui oui french feanor #💀#farraige art tag #silmarillion

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spacetime1969 · 2 years

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I'm only like tangentially in either of these fandoms, but hear me out...

Technoblade and Jason Todd the Red Hood would be either really good friends or the kind of rivals that would spend as much time bantering/debating as actually fighting

They are both literature nerds who have issues with authority and a penchant for violence and badassary

#dsmp #dc comics #red hood #technoblade #jason todd #batman #is this cursed?#probably #do i kinda want to write a dsmp batman crossover now?#also yes

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slashersgostabbystabstab · 7 months

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Thinking about Hux having a dick and to hide it when he's not getting frisky he folds the thing like a Swiss Army knife tool

#singularity x reader #smut #is this cursed?#am i canceled

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0turnthelightsout0 · 2 years

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I. NEED. THIS.

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A THING ALREADY

If not I'll just make it lol Lemme just add it to my growing pile of things to make

#studio ghibli #ghibli #spirited away #no face #doodle #is this cursed?#my sister thinks it's cute but-#idk

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vernfernn · 2 years

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ok but what if khajiits have primordial pouches

#skyrim #tes #tes5 #tes 5 skyrim #skyrim lore #is this cursed?

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magnumdarkin25 · 2 years

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Ok so you’d normally see people try to make their hunters in Love Nikki right?

What if we make Nikki into a hunter though

Yharnam better watch out, Nikki is here to become the best stylist around, slaying beasts and gods alike with the power of fashion

#bloodborne #love nikki #is this cursed?#it’s a little cursed #ya love to see it though

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blehbet-arts · 2 years

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this one was made for a friend this time!

#artists on tumblr #my art #my edit #genshin impact #is this cursed?#sure #but does it fuck?#i like to think so uwu

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greseadraws · 1 month

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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

#dungeon meshi #backrooms #liminal spaces #sketch #greseadraws #this was really cursed

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!!#how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

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pani-artz · 2 months

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Cursed cat Alastor x Lilo and Stitch

#cursed cat alastor #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin art #hazbin angel dust #hazbin lucifer #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel

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