Here’s one for you Back-To-Schooligans.
It’s a lot. A lot of assignments.
Remember to drink water, rest well, and study hard. And also take time to do something decompressing at least once a week.
That is all.
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things i’ve heard college students say pt. 29
-you may be into Sucky mpreg but some people believe the holocaust didn’t happen
-humans should have a mating season where we all congregate in a river once a year to find love like salmon
-granted, there is a difference between being a momma’s boy and being Normon Bates
-Only in a poli sci class would you get a picture of the live action winne the poo and Kim Jon un next to one another
-“get ready for the met gala with me!!” influencer vlogs showing up on my suggested as if I don’t make $10.73 an hour
-no way that dog had a blog, dogs can’t read
-in god we bust
-every guys wants to be a golden retriever boyfriend until they wake up with no balls
-graphic design majors are like the diet soda of the art world
-if i could choose between having a successful career and lying down i would choose lying down
-today’s graduation is sponsored by plan b
-going down on a woman and tying her fallopian tubes with my tongue like a cherry stem
-most of the world’s problems would be solved if more billionaires disappeared in submarines
-you come face to face with god at a 24 hour ihop
-she lemony on my snicket until there’s an unfortunate event
-took a shit in the gender neutral bathroom, call that a she/it
-the tornado dodged us cause someone told it that it had to pay a cover for every bar it destroyed
-can I have a cars 2-themed blowjob, please
-the best thing Taylor Swift has done recently is get some girls to consider that they may be the problem
-“I’M LITERALLY SO FERAL” no Ava you’re just drunk and white
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When the teacher uses your name as a good example.
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Soap in school
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Gaz: Did you even go to school Soap?!
Soap: As a matter of fact, I did.
Gaz: But…???
Soap: We’re you expecting me to be the trouble maker of the class, Gaz?!
Gaz gasps: I would never!
*Ghost arrives*
Ghost: What are you guys talking about
Gaz: Soap never went to school
Soap: I DID ATTEND
Ghost: Aww I saw a picture of him with his uniform taped on the wall next to his bed
Soap: YOU DIDN’T-
Gaz: What the fuck were you doing in his room?!
(another lazy post)
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