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I remember early on before I read the comics that someone mentioned how much Morpheus says “perhaps” and at first I thought they had to be exaggerating because fandom does that sometimes but in Season of Mists he says it five times in a row.
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write your name with hearts
featuring: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo, Shoto Todoroki, Denki Kaminari, tamaki amajiki, shinso hitoshi
note: so sorry their all kinda short so i could fit them all without doing a second part
izuku (i can't tell if this is a person of broccoli....)
~ he was taking notes on you and your quirk one day
~ poor baby didn't even notice it because he was going on and on about your quirk until uraraka pointed it out in curiosity
~ his face lit up like a tomato
~ he tried to explain somehow but failed... horribly...
~ he actually ended up doing it a few more times
~ you caught him doing it once and he closed (slammed) his book faster than the speed on light. At least he didn't say he didn't do it.
~ after that you would always look over his paper sometimes to try and catch him in the act but after that he's never been caught again, doesn't mean he doesn't do it though.
~ it's just something he can't get over now
bakugo (the angry pomeranian. best friends a simp so might be a little bit oc-ish)
~ even he doesn't know what happened but one second his writing with his head in his hands and the next he's a blushing mess.
~ you had walked past his desk and when you saw it you pointed it out.
~ bakugo would extremely blush, but then he would try to hide it and start yelling at you telling you to mind your own business and start saying your delusional.
~ afterward after class he would go straight to his dorm a blushing mess.
~ like deku you would never find him doing it again.
~ for weeks after that you would be on his mind, he would think about that god awful moment.
~ he tried to play off the thoughts running in his head about your pretty little face as you had asked about it.
~ god he loved that curious glint in your eyes, but he'll NEVER say so.
shoto (it's icy thought on thursdays)
(help i have no idea how he would act, soo soo soo sorry this is gonna be so ooc, but all of them are soo...)
~ deku finds him doing it and asks him about it quietly so you couldn't hear shoto was writing your name with hearts.
~ he automatically erases it and stares at deku with a poker face "who's y/n?"
~ deku would automatically fall silent. "eh... um... nevermind." deku would say ending that awkward conversation.
~ of course somehow word about it would get to you, how? no idea. don't ask me.
~ you could ask shoto about it but he would just ghost the question.
~ like bakugo he would never be seen doing it again but his feelings for you would escalate from that day.
denki (my cute little sparky boy who lit a spark in my heart)
~ kiri found out about denki tending to write your name (yes in yellow hearts. get it? haha, i'm so funny... ha... ha... i'm delusional and a idiot...)
~ denki openly admitted it with an energetic smile
~ after going on and on about for a full hour with bakugo and kiri just staring at him like he's a simp (but i'm a bigger simp)
~ after that he just sat back down laughing awkwardly and scratching the back of his head.
~ if you had asked him about it though his brain would fry like when he uses his quirk and he would become a blushing mess
~ if you didn't though he would just stay cocky about it thinking that if you ever found out he'd just have a chance to ask you out but as you can see... it failed... horribly...
~ he would still ask you out though... in this brain... his fried brain...
~ but all that you would get was a blushing mess and incomprehensible babbles.
~ he would try again once he's brain wasn't on the fritz but his brain fried again thinking about it... holly ratatouille he's cute
tamaki (no.1 shy boi of my heart, ligt changing songs just for him, now playing "i can't handle change" by roar,)
~ you thought the others were nervous? oh boy... ignore getting your brain fried, ignore turning into a tomato, ignore whatever shoto and bakugo were. this shy boy right here is the real deal.
~ mario *ahem* i mean mirio caught tamaki in the act and asked about it.
~ of course tamaki blushed, with that quivering smile appearing on his lips.
~ tamaki being mirio's best friend told him about his feelings for you and mirio being mirio promised not to tell a soul
~ but once nejire told mirio about your little crush on tamaki mirio told nejire about tamaki's little crush on you. and then the word spread like wildfire
~ once tamaki had figured it out he was in a full blown panic attack
~ poor baby didn't even consider you liked him back and thought it was all a prank on him for liking
~ it took a lot of convincing for him to finally understand you liked him back
shinso (my beautiful insomniac who would keep me company through those bad nights)
~ umm... so who's the worst person to find you writing your crush's name with hearts? stop thinking its aizawa.
~ as soon as he catches shinso writing your name with hearts next to it.... damn... his own Protégé having a crush on his own student...
~ aizawa doesn't exactly hate the idea of shinso getting a girl/boyfriend but at the same time they could get in the way of hero work.
~ aizawa keeps it to himself that he knows shinso's crush but shinso had noticed something was off about the way mr.aizawa would act when he and you were together
~ once shinso had asked about it and aizawa explained shinso had birds over his head
~ after that he makes a deal with aizawa, he works as hard as he can and aizawa will help shinso get to go one a date with her and boy shinso kept his word
bye bye
none of it is my art
#my hero acedamia headcanons#boku no hero academia#mha x reader#izuku midoriya#bakugou katsuki#shoto todoroki#denki kaminari#tamaki amajiki#shinsou hitoshi#izuku x reader#bakugou x reader#shoto x reader#denki x reader#tamaki x reader#shinsou x reader#horrible jokes
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The Tales of a Little Tiger: Chapter 17- A Whole New World
Summary: Y/n finds herself in the arms of a new mama.
In an instant the portal had closed and taken you with it. Wanda and Nat lost their minds as they screamed and cried for you. Helen and Bruce ran in disheveled form from what they had just witnessed.
“Where the hell is she? Where is Y/n?! Oh god, where the fuck is our baby!” Wanda screamed as she felt like she was reliving losing the twins all over again.
Natasha was losing her shit as she cursed in Russian and demanded answers. The only problem was that no one had any answers to give. Angry and terrified tears fell down her cheeks as she reached down and picked up Tigey who had fallen on the floor. “My baby. My sweet girl, where are you?” She asked into Tigey’s fur as she brought him up to her face taking in your scent.
The room was swarmed with Avengers and Nick Fury who were doing their best to get more information about what had happened. Yelena did her best to comfort her sister who had gone from screaming to rocking back and forth in the corner of the room clutching your tiger to her chest.
Wanda looked to be doing the same as Natasha; but she was actually doing her best to not turn to the tome for answers. She could feel her dark chaotic magic sizzling at her fingertips. All she could think of was looking for you the same way she found the twins.
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You cried as blue magic spiraled around you along with particles of the hospital room that you were just in. You felt dizzy and lost and you just wanted your mama’s. You squinted as you saw a portal in the shape of a star open up within your own portal.
A girl with short brown hair screamed and cried as she blasted into your portal. You were both crying for your moms. The girl looked terrified but seemed to calm down when she locked eyes with you.
The girl had brown eyes but along the iris of her eyes were blue stars that were electrifying to look at. She reached out her hand to you and gave a weak smile when you grasped her hand tightly.
You didn’t know how long you were spinning around in your portal, but it felt like eternity and you were starting to feel nauseous. The girl pulled you into her arms and you felt better knowing that you weren’t alone.
Your eyes drooped shut as you leaned your head on the girl's shoulder and thought about the warmth of being in your mama Wanda’s and mama Nat’s arms.
The portal came to a standstill before teleporting the both of you to an unknown dimension.
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Tommy and Billy ran around in their backyard playing with their dog Sparky. Sparky yipped and barked as he could sense something otherworldly about to happen.
“What’s wrong, boy?” Tommy asked as he bent down to pet his dog and reassure him. Sparky only ever barked when he and his brother played too rough.
Billy’s eyes grew big as a bright blue portal opened up in their backyard and dropped a girl holding a baby onto their lawn. “Tommy, go get mom!” He said with fear laced in his voice.
The portal closed and the girl held you close to her chest as she backed away from the two boys who were watching her closely. She had only met you, but she was protective of you. “Stay away.” Her voice quivered as she backed herself up against the white picket fence.
“Boys!” Wanda yelled as she came outside to see what all the yelling was. Vision followed behind her. Their eyes grew big at seeing you crying in the girls arms.
Vision walked over to his boys, “let’s go inside, boys. Mom will get everything sorted. Come on Sparky.”
Wanda took a deep breath to calm down as she kneeled down in front of the girl with starlight eyes. “I’m not going to hurt you. You’re safe. My name is Wanda. What’s yours?”
Before the girl could answer you made grabby hands towards the woman in front of you and babbled, “mama!” You didn’t understand that the Wanda in front of you wasn’t your mama.
Wanda was taken aback as she looked at you confused. When she stretched her arms towards you, the girl pulled you closer to her chest. She frowned a bit by the girl's hesitancy to trust, but could sympathize with how scared the girl must be.
It took some time for the girl to relax enough to walk inside Wanda’s house. She couldn’t figure out why you kept reaching for the woman with red hair. In a scared fragile voice the girl spoke, “I don’t know where she came from. All I know is that… my magic opened a portal and when I opened my eyes there was a baby in front of me. I just want my moms and I think she does too.”
Wanda sat in front of the girl and gave her full attention. “Thank you for telling me what happened. I know all of this must be very scary. You can stay here with us until we figure out how to get you both back home.” She could tell that the girl was still holding back a lot of information, but for now she would have to earn her trust.
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Vision ran to the store to grab baby products as it had been a while since the boys were that young. He got a lot of weird looks from the people in town, but paid them no mind.
The girl had finally handed you over to Wanda and had inched closer to Sparky who was curious to make a new friend.
Billy kneeled down in front of the girl and petted Sparky, “it’s okay. He doesn’t bite.”
Tommy chuckled, “unless you’re the mailman.”
The girl smiled as she reached out and pet Sparky. Her shoulders relaxed as the two boys talked to her and showed her all of their toys.
Wanda held you in her arms and inspected you. She noticed that you were dressed in a hospital gown with little tigers on it. She also noted that you felt warm to the touch. “Who are you little one?”
You became fussy as you quickly realized that the woman holding you looked like your mama, but she was not. “Mama! Mama!” Big tears fell down your face as you rubbed your tired eyes.
Wanda went into mommy mode and rocked you in her arms. She didn’t know who you belonged to, but for now she would care for you as if you were her own. “It’s okay. We’re going to find your mama. She felt relieved when her husband walked through the door carrying bags of groceries.
Billy and Tommy helped Vision set up one of their old cribs and high chairs, “Dad, are you and mom gonna adopt them? Are we going to have sisters?” Billy asked in a hushed voice.
Vision thought about his son’s questions and answered carefully, “Mom and I are going to work real hard to find their parents; but for now they are going to stay with us. I need both of you to treat them real nice, because right now they are both feeling scared. Can you do that for your mom and me?”
Both boys nodded their heads as they hugged their dad after setting everything up.
Everyone sat at the table eating dinner. You had mashed potatoes all over your face as you ate happily. You were still confused as to where your mama’s were, but you were safe.
Quietly the girl spoke up as the room quieted down, “my name is America Chavez.”
#wandanat x little reader#natasha romanoff#natasha x reader#wandanat imagine#little reader#natasha imagine#marvel imagine#america chavez#wanda x vision
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Hello one and all, alters and headmates! I am Charlie! I like to make lists! I also hoard names! Are you looking for a name? GREAT! You can send an ask and request a specific aesthetic or origin of name, or you can look at my list!
With that said…
…Cracks knuckles…
Findo
Tach
Tails
Flicker
Tracer
Kat
Iris
Blu
Brick
Arlo
Sammy
Artie
Finn
Stein
Aleksandr
Vora
Olive
Luna
Nyx
Cyrus
Qrow
Orian
Cello
Onyx
Skye
Grim
Opal
Dawn
Azure
Fish
Bones
Poppy
Bronze
Eggs
Sparky
Specs
Snickers
Trout
Navi
Bingo
Chili
Bandit
Stripe
Busker
Socks
Brandy
Frisky
Winston
Lucky
Chucky
Bently
Judo
Rusty
Max
Honey
Indie
Calypso
Striker
Merle
Moxxie
Vex
Ant
Bugger
Bee
Spider
Tails
Hook
Indigo
Amber
Coco
Coral
Scarlet
Ivory
Jade
Ruby
Emerald
Chuck
Loden
Copper
Hamelin
Neo
Shepard
Cinnamon
Visor
Macalister
Soul
Hack
Hiccup
Flynn
Rider
Astrid
Jay
Raven
Robyn
Bolt
Dagger
Viper
Tracer
Cornwall
Flock
Sapphire
Crystal
Ghost
Mochi
Trick
Catra
Rose
Raven
Flip
Chani
Racket
Red
Crimson
Dragon
Runt
Scotch
Tellie
Gator
Croc
Crow
Goat
Duck
Creeper
Kuma
Jet
Jeep
Draco
Poppy
Sombra
Raine
Squish
Spike
Blaze
Ender
Drake
Sandy
MK
PJ
DJ
CJ
MJ
King
Creak
Shadow
Clay
Dusty
Miles
Dart
Willow
Antonius
Husk
Moth
Cypher
Jin
Yin
Yang
Daisy
Gray / Grey
Alistair
Halo
Angel
Cake
Fennec
Fox
Null
Lull
Bastion
Lucky
Sun
Star
Cosmo
Tweety
Vox
Nerys
Sonic
Bark
Birch
Oak
Cherry
Blossom
Peaches
Velvet
Shell
Coffee
Valley
Fang
Moot
Redpath
Pudding
X
V
Jr
Ether
Fig
Trunk
Joy
Frogger
Snowflake
Snowball
Snow
Jumper
Racket
Flare
Vendetta
Loonie
Coin
Six
Eleven
Tropica
Stelina
Mojave
Ink
Sud
Fender
Zero
Pollen
Wysteria
Page
Ozias
Rex
Tortch
Buck
Nickel
Stripe
Lynch
Tramp
Wolf
Pup
Tank
Jhariah
Kharma
Zenith
Sparrow
Prism
Lemon
Mune
Lamb
Pyke
Diamond
Parker
Graves
Fizz
Nugget
Melody
Tink
Blight
Fangless
Ambress
Vulture
Eclipse
Luka
Bangle
Constance
Constantine
Sommar
Babble
Clank
Bobble
Chipper
Aidan
Slate
Tin
Twire
Zephyr
Silver
Misty
Faunus
Atlas
Birdie
Brook
Cedar
Chip
Coal
Daisy
Ember
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Fate
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Flint
Harmony
Helios
Ivy
Junx
Kit
Lyria
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Beacon
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Cross
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Happy
Sonny
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Song
Clawtor
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coc
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#alter names#names for alters#osdd#did#endo neutral#names#list of names#random names#good names#introjects#osddid#fictives#need names? I got names#name hoard#name requests#names for you
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So here's part 2 of awakeners having a child admire them. I was planning on making it on both Kayden and Jiyoung but kind of got carried away with Kayden. Again constructive criticism is appreciated.
Kaydens one is a bit different from the rest since I couldn't see many ways he could run into a child since he was basically always fighting/ training, and at present he's mostly in cat form. The time line is around 2 years before he meets Jiwoo.
Kayden
* you are an awakened orphan child with the power to make fantasy creatures appear but it takes a lot of energy to make them visible to others. You don't really get along with the other children since they think you're weird. The younger kids bully you and the older kids are indifferent. So you decide to run away.
The reader is a 4 year- old girl
You walk through the cold night street your cheeks puff up as you grumble about the orphanage.
"Those big meanies never believe me, stupid big kids it's not just my imagination I have fairy friends. I should get a dragon and ask him to roar um lightning yeah that will show them my imagination.
A loud boom then reaches your ears scaring you
"was that a monster?"
you shake in fear in your old worn out blue coat remembering the scary movies the big kids would tease you about
" no I won't run away, for I am, the Great.Brave.Monster slaying fairy princess!"
After stealing yourself by first pumping the air you summon a will-o'-the-wisp to lead your way. You arrive upon a strange pretty sphere in a construction site
You see the aftermath of a fight, electricity danced all around a man as he floated in mid air his figure completely dark only silhouetted by the sparks around him. This would have been a terrifying sight if it wasn't for the fact that you adored dragons and he reminded you of one. The man floats down towards his defeated enemy, and you hear him mumble something, you can't really hear him well due the distance between you and him. You stare at him in awe and stumble right through the strange sphere, and suddenly you're in a different place the building that once stood tall in front of you was completely destroyed. You then realise the man was walking towards you.
" what is a little kid doing here? Isn't supposed to be bed time for kids this small?"
He mumbles something about people being irresponsible with their kids as you countinue to stare at him in awe.
"oi kid you listening?, it's dangerous to walk around like this at night go home"
You snap out of your trance of silence and start babbling to him
"ARE YOU A DRAGON? Can you breathe lightning? Can you cause a storm? Can you make mini storm clouds? Can you sit on clouds? Can you fly really really fast? oh oh can you run really fast? can you show me your dragon form?"
You bounce on your little feet as you stare up at him in awe. He blinks in surprise at your entourage of questions then he lets out a tired sigh.
"I'm not a dragon kid I'm an awakner"
You stare up at him in confusion
"but mister you looked like a super cool dragon umm also what's an awakener?"
You shuffle a bit on your feet and give a small sneeze the hand me down boots and coat not doing much to keep you warm as you cover your face with gloved hands.
The man gives a soft sigh and leans over to speak to you
" first let's get out of here the organisations here would be alerted to my presence and if they see you with me you'll get hurt so we better go now"
You walk towards his arms and he lifts and takes you to an abandoned building far away
"kid you shouldn't trust adults you don't know. Seriously have you never been thought of stranger danger?"
"sorry mister dragon I won't trust strangers next time"
" again kid I'm not a dragon"
" but you're so strong I heard a big boom from 3 streets over it was super big like--like kaboom you're super duper strong and you had lightning going Sparky around you.".
You flex your little arms and wiggle your fingers for emphasis
The male chuckles and smirks
"you got that right I'm the great Kayden Break I'm a world ranking awakener that many fear"
"wow.. YOU'RE SUPER AWESOME... umm mister great Kayden Break what's an awakener?"
"an awakener is someone that has superhuman powers there are many different types of powers and they do different things"
"so your lightning is an awakener power?"
"Electricity, and yes it's my power"
"is my power and awakener power to mister?"
"you have a power?"
" uh huh watch this"
You stretch your hands in front of you to from a little fire sprite which looked more like a little flaming kitten since it was a big as your 4 year old hands
" ta dah now we can both be warm"
" I've seen and heard of summoning weapons this is my first time seeing an awakener summoning creatures"
He poked the fire sprite as a look of curiosity spread on his face
" so I'm an awakener and not a weirdo or freak like the big kids at the orphanage call me?"
"yes you're an awakener wait a moment orphanage? You're an orp-"
" I WASN'T THE STUPID ONE, IT WAS THE BIG KIDS THAT ARE STUPID, oh um sorry I used bad words please don't tell on me to the orphanage head"
"ppfft your secret is safe with me, but you better go to an organisation the fact that you're an unaffiliated awakener orphan can make you an easy target for criminals...unless your existence is known by an organisation"
" umm Mr great Kayden Break what is unfafaled? is it bad?"
"it's unaffiliated"
"unfillted?"
"no un- actually never mind you'll get there eventually. An unaffiliated awakener is someone that isn't part of any organisation, when you're part of an organisation you receive protection, power, and resources from them, the higher you are in the organisation the better force control you get. In return you have to what the higher ups in the command and you have to be constantly mindful of your deeds and the fights you get into since they could easily reflect badly on your organisation and even worse on the group that is sponsoring you. Even though every organisation has an head there are multiple groups in a single organisation that would jump at the chance to take over the position of head"
Your big eyes gazed at him curiously, you barely understood half of what he said, but clearly he was very wise, and smart.
"you barely understood what said and you're still confused"
" umm noo, I understood, I'm 4 not a baby I can understand some big words"
Your face puffed up in a pout
"how do I even explain this to a four year old? *Sigh* oh right I could explain like a video game. Okay being affiliated is like being in a guild, being in a guild gets you rare materials and can help you grow stronger quicker, the higher position you have in a guild the more powerfull you can be, but when you're in a guild any loss you have looks bad for the guild"
" ooh okay I saw the big kids playing a game like that but then I don't want to be affiliated one of the big kids lost and the other people in the group started bullying him, his team captain was the meanest, he ended up quitting the game, he joined again this year but said this time he was going to start new a be a solo player even though it's more hard"
"there you go you got it now being unaffiliated is similar to being a solo player"
" umm mister great-"
"just go with mister Kayden, the whole title is too long to say every time, I already know how great I am"
"okay mister Kayden, umm mister Kayden are you in a group? If you are can I join you?"
"I'm not affiliated I'm an unaffiliated awakener and you can't follow me it's too dangerous"
"but mister Kayden you said criminals can get me if I stay at the orphanage, and you're way more cool than any group. Please please please take me with you I don't want anything else, and,and um I can summon a creature to make me invisible so I won't be any trouble.. please take me with you"
You grab on to him tears welling in your eyes you didn't want to be a weirdo again you wanted to be like mister Kayden.
~to be continued~
I got carried away with Kayden I think creating a part two would probably be best for this so I'll be making two one where he decides to take the reader and one where he doesn't.
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filming a sex tape w leo ....
It's completely his idea but the tape is rolling (on a camera cause his and ur phone's storage is full) and now he's completely flustered and he keeps bursting into flames and you just grin and pull him into you, let him sit down, and get on top and kiss him all around his chest and neck and he's just like 'AAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHZSJBSSJBS' but like Same leo. And then before sinking down on his cock you pull out a condom and as you're almost done rolling it down you look at the camera and loudly go 'USE PROTECTION' and he's giggling and he's just so cute aaaaaaa
bonus: the fucker forgot to load the tape to his phone and now you're away at school/work and he's feeling stupid needy so hes just gripping the sink and trying to make out the video on the small screen and whimpering when he would remember it all in 4k in his head ..... Hips stuttering and curls in his eyes but all he can think about's you <3333333333 Leo valdez u will always be loved
SLDKFJALSA- ANON GOT ME SCREAMING LIKE PILLOW GUY 2:11 OVER THIS
I'm such a sucker for analog and old tech and gadgets in general so setting up an old camcorder from the early 2000s next to your bed and giggling while he poses all goofy so you can make sure it's in frame <3 the entire thing is interpersed with y'all making the absolute funniest commentary and jokes. all your blankets and bedding are either fluffy fireproof blankets for like camping or whatever or have been practically hosed down in master flame (you refer to him as your sexy firehazard boyfriend) and you have at least one of those silver fireproof blankets affectionatley referred to as the burrito bc even though he has way better control over it now he still combusts sometimes when you touch him like this. It's usually not too bad though, hence the nickname sparky. but yeah. no. oh my god. you ride him until all he can do is babble and whine and choke out your name and you're not far behind him. you both make each other come undone so fucking easily. and you know he's going to watch this a million times, so you put on a real good show. you completely let loose, being as loud and vocal as you want, dirty talk that has his head spinning, and you're not afraid to let his (and your) cum drip and gush everywhere. you've barely been gone for a few hours and it's taking forever to upload to his laptop so he just says fuck it and takes the whole ass camera into the bathroom with him. maybe it's the warm lighting, maybe it's all the shower sex and bathtub sex you've had right here, but his cock is already straining in his jeans. he misses you. he'd normally be annoyed at how small and grainy the footage in the view finder is, but he knows how much you'd like it. you'd say it adds a romanticized nostalgic charm, an authenticity, and instead of being annoyed it makes him feel more connected to you, cause he sees it. he sees what you're talking about. he finds that he really loves comparing his memories to what's on camera. he's leaning forward, resting on the sink and holding the camera close to his face with one hand, stroking himself with the other. and yeah, it sucks being away from you. he hates that he can't touch you like he did that night you got it all on film, but these little home videos of yours are a pretty decent substitute. you're gonna be making a lot more of these, he thinks. plus with how pretty you look on camera, how can he not?
#leo valdez#leo valdez drabbles#leo valdez smut#leo valdez x reader#tw smut#drabbles#heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus drabbles#heroes of olympus x reader#heroes of olympus smut#fuck fuck fuck fuck#this has me looking at old camcorders on ebay#i genuinely adore this so much#thank you for this beautiful work of art it's making me so happy#you know hes so totally the type to do this shit too#THOUGHTS ARE BEING THUNKED ANON#LOVE YOU BABES
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Shimada coffee and a bluey cookie?? The bosses kids are obsessed with the show ~Bambi
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Sojiro: *wiping down tables and Chatting with Asa as she helps the kids with their homework and watches Genji and kiriko crawl about and babble in their play pen* thank you again for coming by to watch them. The after school rush has been getting harder and harder to keep up with since Genji started crawling.
Asa: don’t mention it, I can already tell he’s going to be a handful once he starts walking.
Genji: *holding onto the side of the play pen trying to stand up* Aaaaheheeeeee!!
Sojiro: *snickers* sit back down you you’ve only just learned how to craw-
???: HIIIIIIII!!!
Sojiro & Asa: *both glance at the door to see Jamie waddling in on his new prosthetic leg and Mako walking in behind him*
Sojiro: *smiles tossing the rag over his shoulder* hi Jamie! Would you like bubbles?? *toddler talk for boba tea*
Jamie: *nods excitedly before hurrying over to Cole and Hanzo with his bag* hi guys!
Cole: hi sparky! (His nickname for Jamie)
Hanzo: mm! H-hell-lo Jamie! (Still learning English)
Mako: *closes the door carefully and fixes his face mask a little* g’day…
Sojiro: … *walks over quietly before spotting the paper in his hand* what happened?
Mako: Jamie got sent to the office again today… *holds out a note written by Jamie’s teacher stating how he was a ‘disruptive and rude’ child*
Sojiro: … *takes the note and reads it before ripping it up* He’s neither of those things. He’s got ADHD, and if they don’t know how to work with and assist a child with his needs then they have no place being a teacher.
Mako: *sighs looking down* I feel like I’ve failed as his dad… I don’t know how to help him or what to do moving forward. His mum always knew what was the best for him and I… I don’t know what to do without her…
Sojiro: … *gently pats his shoulder* it’s alright to not know what you’re doing… so long as you do what you think is best for them then… you’re doing great. *smiles up at him*
Mako: … *tears up and hugs him*
Sojiro: *hugs him back* why don’t you sit down and I’ll make you a coffee.
Mako: thank yo-
Jamie: MY LEG!
Asa: GENJI NO!!
Genji: *somehow got a hold of Jamie’s leg and crawling away with it* eeeeee~
#overwatch#overwatch shitposts#hanzo shimada#cole cassidy#genji shimada#jamison fawkes#mako rutledge#asa yamagami#Sojiro shimada#Shimada coffee#coffee shop au
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Just saw the FNAF movieeee :D (Spoilers and babble about the experience below the cut, in no particular order because I'm just trying to get it all down before I forget)
My group went in costume and a bunch of girls in Springtrap shirts freaked out when they saw us taking pictures by the poster <3
The theater didn't have a full size cutout, which sucked, and the only big poster they had was Bonnie. They didn't include the others. Missed opportunity on the theater's part and ours as cosplayers
The theater was offering plushies but they sold out before I could get one ;-;
Someone asked me (dressed as Elizabeth) if the ice cream was worth getting rekt. I said it was just vanilla so...probably not
A Mike cosplayer and I made sibling eye contact and that was enough. There was a Mangle there too, that was neat, and an Afton who made his Spring Bonnie head out of Lego! That was so cool!
Loved the 8bit opener with him leading each of the kids away, that was cool
Abby is our neurodivergent little queen
Nice little detail that William didn't offer Mike the job until he saw his last name and connected him to Garrett
Matpat, you sly dog XD Now we now the truth. Sans isn't Ness, Matpat himself is Ness! Congrats!
Everybody cheered Foxy running down the hall, a classic
I initially mistook the Sparky animatronic for Fetch ^^" Rookie mistake, RIP
Frickin' Balloon Boy trolling everyone was a delight
I spotted the "It's Me" on the mirror and others in my group saw the one on the electrical panel, that was fun
Heard someone behind me call out the Bite of 87 right before Max got bisected. Oof
Some people apparently hadn't seen Cory in the trailer and screamed so loud when they saw him XD
Vanessa chucking Mike's prescription in the river? Rude, those could've been expensive
Vanessa being Afton's daughter, I'm kinda ehhh? about and so was the rest of the audience but I consider it a separate universe from the games so it'll slide
We got a springlocking onscreen! I thought they might have done it just offscreen and let audio do the work but whoopsie!
"I always come back." We know, king, we know, and we all applauded you for it
Everybody erupted when we heard the Living Tombstone! I'm so glad they got a fan song for the credits, such a nice thank you to the community!
I would've died if we got a Phone Guy "Hello, hello?" and I wish Mark could have been in it but I hope he'll appear in the sequel. If I had to criticize a couple things, I'd say the pacing had its slow points and the child actors were a little stiff sometimes but I still really enjoyed myself. All around fun <3
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just . . . you know that scene in stampede where knives shows up for the first time? what if,,, it was cute and wholesome?
after his very stressful couple days and the fight against sparky sparky boom boom (I forget his name- the explodey guy with the bombs?), vash is very tired. very done with all this. and he hears a familiar melody drifting on the wind. a melody that means lovesaftyhomefamilynai. his shoulders go slack, and a big stupid grin spreads across his face. everyone is looking at him, confused. that's ok. they don't need to understand, because the one person who always will is right here. sparky sparky boom boom starts spouting nonsense about masters and angels and 'you're all going to die he's here he's here. '
vash doesn't care to listen. he's wrong anyway.
vash takes off, running up the stairs and streets, running to nai running home
the song is building as vash finally reaches the door that weird explodey guy is here too, and the reporters, the townspeople. explodey boy pushes past vash, running into the bar still spouting nonsense about masters and destruction. weird guy.
the bomb guy runs into the bar, but the song doesn't falter in the slightest. it never does.
vash walks in, and the sight of his brothers gate the one he spent so much time wrapped up in. the one that always felt like the safest place in the world almost sends vash to the floor with sheer relief it's been too long. far far too long.
the bomber is still babbling, waving like a clown to get his brothers attention, but the figure at the piano looks right past him without so much as a glance, still not pausing his fingers dancing along the keys.
vash walks over to the bench, and sinks down next to the bench next to the silver shrouded man. fingers join on the keys, dancing along imitation ivory.
it's a well practiced waltz. the give and take. ebb and flow.
some parts soft and lilting, like a feather swirling to the ground.
parts are sharp and jarring. cutting eyes and sharp grins.
some of it high and cutting. wind rushing over a blade.
crescendos of soaring wings and glittering stars.
diminuendos of falling, flames, and snuffed light.
scales racing up and down. stampeding heartbeats and feet pounding over sand. over steel.
all playing over each other. discordant and harmonizing. fire and ice. blade and feather. yin and yang.
the room goes still. half the town has come to the bar, drawn by the pull of the chords.
the song is enchanting.
ancient like the wind over sands.
deep as melancholy oceans, gazing upon a world so young.
flowing like silver robes and downy feathers.
cutting sharp and glinting steel and sad smiles and spikey hair.
time seems to stand still as the note drift through the air. the song encompassing an eternity an immortality as pale fingers and bottle green glass alike, graceful as the moons soft glow, fly across the keys.
but the song isn't hurried. no, it's ongoing, ever-changing, all enduring and all encompassing.
vashs head droops, falling onto the man's shoulder as they play. soft and relaxed in a way no one in the room had seen. silver shoulders bear the weight easily, roabs shifting, pillowing the heavy head that rests against them.
#i had an ending for this but i dont remember what it was#i also dont know what this is#enjoy ig#courtesy of my notes app#trigun#vash the stampede#trigun headcanons#trigun stampede#trigun wolfwood#trimax#98 trigun#millions knives#pleaseeee let them be siblings
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I hope Ryan and The Professor’s reunion is like Tony Stark and Peter Parker’s in Avengers: Endgame.
The Professor walks through a sparkly, sparky portal. He runs up to Ryan and just starts babbling about everything that’s happened to him since he went through that time portal (”Hey! You’re never gonna believe what happened! You remember when that demon Asmodeus sucked me into that portal and I disappeared...?”). And Ryan’s just staring at him like he can’t believe he’s here, he can’t believe he’s real, but listening to him talk he knows it’s the real Professor...and he gives him a hug.
And the Professor just goes, “Oh...this is nice.”
#WITHOUT it ending in death - before you even say it :P#because death already technically happened#puppet history#avengers endgame#mcu#tony stark#peter parker#I'm just saying there's more potential for more MCU parallels here Watcher#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#the professor#puppet history season 5
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Three Ducks in a Row and Two That Flew Away
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/e7kZ0iE
by Jayazillie
No matter how many times people try to convince him otherwise, Jason was never robin. He had always known that as a fact, not as a way to degrade himself. The costume never fit him right, and the colors didn't match his complexion–not like they did Dick Grayson.
It was for that reason that when he died, he didn't return to Gotham. He made a new life for himself at the League, and for once he was happy.
And then, one day, when a short, babbling teenage girl showed up, demanding they return to Gotham.
Because Jason Todd wasn't allowed to just be happy, was he?
Words: 212, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Red Hood and the Outlaws (Comics), Batman: Arkham Knight Genesis (Comics), Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M
Characters: Jason Todd, Barbara Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Sparky the Dog, Alfred the cat, Alfred Pennyworth, Damian Wayne, Talia al Ghul, Cassandra Cain, Joker, Ra's al Ghul, Slade Wilson, Dick Grayson, Harley Quinn, Ducra (DCU), Essence (DCU), Tim Drake, Stephanie Brown, Other Character Tags to Be Added
Relationships: Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Dog | Jason Todd's Dog & Jason Todd, Alfred the Cat & Damian Wayne, Alfred the Cat & Jason Todd, Talia al Ghul & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Dick Grayson & Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne & Damian Wayne, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Tim Drake & Jason Todd, Stephanie Brown & Jason Todd, Cassandra Cain/Jason Todd, Barbara Gordon & Jason Todd, Minor or Background Relationship(s)
Additional Tags: BAMF Jason Todd, Jason Todd is Damian Wayne's Akhi, Good Parent Talia al Ghul, Past Talia al Ghul/Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain loves Jason Todd, Don't worry, I think you'll like the pairing, and it won't take up that much time lol, Jason Todd and Damian Wayne Meet in the League of Assassins, Jason Todd is the Red Hooded Ninja (Young Justice), Dick Grayson Tries to Be a Good Older Sibling, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Tim Drake is Robin, Damian Wayne is Redbird, Cassandra Cain is Blackbird, Jason Todd is So Done, Damian Wayne is a Good Sibling, At least to jason, and annoying, to everyone, Jason Todd Needs A Hug, Angst, Fluff, Slade Wilson is Deathstroke, Protective Slade Wilson, Protective Talia al Ghul, Protective Jason Todd, Saddest backstory for Jason yet, Four years under Arkham, Resurrected Jason Todd, Dead Robins (DCU), Dead Robins Club, Damian is not invited, But Jason brings him anyway, Because Jason is a helicopter dad, Stephanie Brown is a Dork, Other Additional Tags to Be Added
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/e7kZ0iE
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The inside of my brain at any given moment of the day every day:
#or well the inside of my brain every day since Sept 12 2022 the day i first got into the sandman#sparky babbles#the sandman
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💋(or suitable turian alternative)🍦💖💞 (I think I know who but feel free to babble about them I'm all ears)
hell yeah thank u 💍
Fanfic Emoji Asks
💋 First kiss fics. Love em or hate em?
LOVE LOVE LOVE god i need to write more im so weak, especially for when it's two characters who've been friends a long time but haven't been able to bring themselves to admit their feelings until at some point everything comes to a head in an emotional moment and AUGH YES
🍦 What's the sweetest fic you've created so far?
i already answered this one here but let's be honest i've got a lot of soft sweet shit under my belt, lol. Where the Wind Rests definitely gets a shout-out, part of a series and has spoilers for the end of broken mirror but god tender reunions and marriage proposals my beloveds. i went looking through my desabrudas stuff to pick one out but honestly any of the stuff i wrote about them post-shanxi with kids is just pure cavity fodder, i need to write them more everything is oLD
💖 What made you start writing?
i used to be a semi-famous rper in the facebook rp community (back in. 2012. yes it was a thing fb used to be an easy haven for rp) for a. certain anime community i'm not going to mention you must be at least a level 3 friend to learn this fact. but that started it, and then i had a couple friends from that community who helped foster that and got me writing - i have an old twilight spitefic still up on ao3 (do not read it. cannot emphasize enough it's very old and i was mimicking smeyer's writing style and the characters have evolved since then) that was inspired by one of those friends!!
i got started writing mass effect specifically because my partner @lightspeedpowerpunk was writing a fic about our ocs, which eventually grew into Rise & Reign (we're rewriting it soon i prommy plans are in the works i miss my dumb stupid boys) and around chapter. idk, 10?? 12 or so?? i started contributing to writing it myself, and that just kinda kickstarted everything. everybody say thank you to the ogs axilus and thie'haasn for my [checks notes] jesus christ 84 mass effect works on ao3
💞 Who's your comfort character?
m. many,,,,, definitely cnclr sparatus, obviously, and also my oc for his wife, aediteia. the way i've written sparky has taken nearly the full 8 years i've been in this fandom to slowly build, and he's very near and dear to my heart. conversely, teia has also grown along with him, and their narratives both personal and together touch on a lot of things that are somewhat personal to me and my own growth as a person.
in the same vein, the arterius brothers also count - i can look back and see how the way i've written saren has changed over the years as i myself have grown. i write him less depressed now, he has a support system, in yes-reapers yes he's still having a Bad Time because sovereign is fucking him up and the reapers are tied to his brother's death but it's less. idk. gloom and doom emo sadboi 24/7, he's allowed to have moments of peace now. desolas in particular i've kinda realized is also reflecting a lot about myself, ESPECIALLY in no-reapers. his arc in my no-reapers au, and in fact a major theme of the entire series, is all about recovery from trauma and how our choices make us who we are; no-reapers desolas has been through a lot of shit, so much, 89 years of it, from his parents being killed to having to help his baby brother through his own trauma to his career to 314 and everything in-between, and he's been in a really bad place and learned really bad habits and attitudes, but after shanxi he makes the active choice to grow and move on, at first just because valis needs him but with therapy also comes to do it just for himself because he's tired of being sad and hurt and angry. and that's a very personal story for me, even tho i certainly didn't set out intending des of all assholes to be the one carrying most of my weight, lol.
nihlus and (valis) abrudas are also in the same boat, characters who've been through a lot of shit and got mad about it and have their own ways of dealing with it. something that's going to become apparent to shepard in itlog is that saren was nihlus's morality chain, not the other way around - saren played a large part in nihlus learning to heal from his father's death and move on as a person, and now that he's been hurt in this whole thing nihlus is starting to slide back into old habits. valis, on the other hand, is the lone sane man in the whole clan, trying to keep her head on straight and above water while her friends and loved ones are drowning, and i've had to be that friend myself and boy i really do appreciate that kind of character, especially for somebody like desolas who's been drowning so long he's forgotten what the surface looks like.
god i have so many emotions and thoughts about sparkyteia and the desabrudas/kryterius group (i like to call des + valis + saren the evolution trio, personally, as they're all in it, but nihlus makes a proper group name hard :lmfao:) they're all my comfort characters i come back to them every time when i get stuck in my head and start Thinking About Stuff i probably have others but this is already rEALLY LONG,
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Camping Escapades: The Best US Campsites for Kids and Pets
There's an unspoken rule in the parenting manual (probably sandwiched between "Embrace chaos" and "Hide veggies in everything") that every American family must pack up their chaos, leash their dogs, and hit the road for the quintessential camping trip at least once. If this sounds like your idea of fun (or if you're just sucker for punishment), buckle up, sparky! We’re about to reveal the Top 5 Family (and Pet!) Friendly Campsites in the US.
1. Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming: Geysers, Bison, and Bewilderment
Yellowstone National Park is where Mother Nature puts on her most spectacular show. Here, geysers like Old Faithful erupt with the punctuality of a well-disciplined soldier, leaving spectators, both human and canine, in awe of its explosive beauty. It's a place where every view feels like a stolen snapshot from a nature documentary.
Your wildlife spotting adventure starts from the safety and comfort of your vehicle. As bison stroll casually by and elk graze in the distance, your kids and pets will be on high alert, their noses competing against the windows. Remember to capture these moments of bewildered excitement - they're what family trips are made of!
2. Glacier National Park, Montana: Unleash the Wild Child (and Dog)
Glacier National Park is like a living postcard, presenting your kids with their screensavers come to life. Swapping touchscreens for touch-me-not flowers and towering glaciers, your kids will discover the sensory delight that nature offers.
For your four-legged family member, this park is nothing short of a dream. With pet-friendly campgrounds and an array of new scents to explore, their tails will be wagging non-stop. It's a captivating encounter where family bonding takes on a new dimension amidst the wonders of nature.
3. Yosemite National Park, California: Where Nature Plays Nanny
Yosemite National Park is the ultimate natural playground where the soundtrack consists of your babies' babbles and the laughter of exploring toddlers. Here, pet-friendly trails wind through stunning landscapes, leading to tranquil spots perfect for a family picnic or a splash in the lake with your happy pooch.
While embracing the freedom and thrill of the outdoors, don't forget this is untamed nature - a bear might just pop up, redefining Fido's concept of bravery. However, these unexpected encounters, while rare, add a dash of wild to your wilderness adventure, creating unforgettable memories.
4. Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado: S’mores, Stars, and Snowballs
Rocky Mountain National Park is where snowball fights get real, and marshmallows over a campfire become the cuisine du jour. Children see an endless canvas of snow for their imaginative play, and dogs see an expanse of frosty delight. And parents? They see a well-deserved respite, as the snow does its magic, tiring out the young and the furry.
As laughter and joy fill the crisp winter air, let the peaceful evening unwind under a blanket of stars. After all, the marshmallow-filled mess of a campsite is simply the aftermath of a day filled with pure family joy and adventure.
5. Acadia National Park, Maine: Where Lobsters and Lighthouses Lure
If your family loves a blend of forest adventures and beach fun, Acadia National Park is the answer. Nestled where the dense green of the woodlands meets the Atlantic's azure, it promises sand-filled fun for your kids and refreshing dips for your pets.
As day turns to dusk, the park transforms into a culinary haven. Imagine roasting fresh lobsters over the fire, the ocean providing a soothing soundtrack, and the lighthouse flickering in the distance - it's an idyllic end to a perfect day. This is camping with a pinch of luxury, or as we like to call it, glamping - Acadia style!
Pack Up, Paws Up, Let's Go to the Best US Campsites!
There you have it, trailblazers! From coast to coast, mountain to valley, these are the top five campsites in the US where your kids can unleash their energy and your dog can stretch its legs. Remember, the goal is to make memories, not just survive. But hey, if survival's all you manage, give yourself a pat on the back - parenting (and pet-owning) ain't easy!
For those eager to learn more about the best National Parks and the incredible wildlife that resides within them, be sure to check out our posts: Into the Wild: 10 National Parks Where You Can Encounter Stunning Wildlife and The Most Beautiful Animals in US National Parks.
So grab your kids, leash your pets, pack your tents, and make a beeline for these fun-filled, family-friendly, and fantastically freeing campsites. Let the games, and the camping, begin!
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Now What The Hell Do YOU Want, Sparky?
Evelyn had woken up in this field, half-sunk in mud, with a feeling that something was HORRIBLY wrong.
Indeed, it had taken only one look at a strategically-placed mirror to reveal to her that she had gone through some incredible metamorphosis. That she now had the body of a pig!
She tried to piece together her foggy memories of the night before. She and her husband had gone to a party. Supposedly something to do with his work. She hadn't known anybody there. It seemed to be mostly couples their age. The weird thing was, most of the men had smirks and grins on their faces, while the women seemed as confused as she was as to why they were there.
Not having eaten all day, she eagerly gobbled down the canapés that were being offered, even though they seemed to have a bitter, metallic aftertaste. She was still wondering about that when what appeared to be the guest of honor made his appearance.
He was a manic-looking old bearded fellow, wearing a lab coat, with a disturbing gleam in his eye. He surveyed the gathering for a moment, seeming to lay an appraising eye on every woman there. When is eyes fell on her, she couldn't suppress a shudder. She was going to ask Harry to take her out of there, when she realized she suddenly couldn't speak for some reason.
"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen," spoke the old man. "As the gentlemen here all know, I am Doctor Moreau. You LADIES will be getting to know me VERY well, for I am about to take you through a life changing experience! Twenty-four hours from now, I GUARANTEE none of you will recognize yourselves!"
"Oink, OINK, Martha!" the man on her right said to his partner, barely suppressing an evil snicker.
"Now, NOW, gentlemen!" chided Moreau. "Don't spoil the SURPRISE! That, in my experience, is the most DELICIOUS part!"
Evelyn had had enough. If Harry wouldn't take her out of here, she'd leave by herself! She began to run, as did most of the other women, but almost immediately her legs went out from under her. She realized too late that the canapés had been drugged. As the room spun around, her last thought was that Harry ALWAYS brought her to the most AWFUL parties.
She seemed to remember waking up in an operating room, where Moreau now stood in surgical scrubs, making some weird comment about the next time she saw him, he'd be her VETERINARIAN! WTF? And then everything went black again...
And now here she was... waddling on all fours through a muddy field. Everything seemed to have a more intense smell than she had ever experienced. She could hear things moving in the mud, some of which... she wanted to... EAT! UGGH! Despite herself, she rooted a grub worm out of the mud and wolfed it down before she could stop herself. DAMN! It was TASTY! What... how... had they DONE this to her? And how could she get BACK? And where the hell was HARRY?
Lost in her confusion, she had failed to notice another porcine presence approach. Startled, she looked up. She was no expert on barnyard animals, but there was no doubt that THIS pig was a BOY! And even if she hadn't seen, his SCENT was obvious to her new piggy sense of smell.
There was really no mistaking what was on his mind, but her human self refused to believe it. None of this could REALLY be happening. It was IMPOSSIBLE! That was just bad ACID on those canapés... THAT was it! This is just some horrible TRIP! But it was so... REAL!
She began to babble. Most of it was coming out in oinks, grunts and squeals, but if you listened very carefully, you might have made out something like this:
"What... what do you want to do to me? Calm down. I... I'm not afraid of you. How much do you want? My father's very rich. My husband ADORES me! If he were here now... he'd... STOP it! HAR-REEEEEEEEEEEEET!"
"You CALLED?" came a familiar voice.
"HARRY! You've been up there watching this whole TIME!? HELP ME! STOP THIS! STOP THIS NOW!"
Harry couldn't really understand most of Evelyn's grunts and oinks, but he knew her well enough to guess what she would be saying.
"STOP it, dear Evelyn? I wouldn't miss THIS show for a MILLION DOLLARS!"
"Wh... what made you DO this? I know we've had our DIFFERENCES... but..."
"'DIFFERENCES?' Is THAT what you call them? All your INFIDELITIES? All the CRACKS about my small dick? I put up with them because you came from a rich family and I figured SOMEHOW I'd see some of that money... but my lawyer just showed me the sneaky PRE-NUP clause you told me to sign, saying it was an insurance policy... and..."
"Well, LOTS of wives do things like that! Their husbands don't have them turned into PIGS!"
"Well, maybe that's because it wasn't an OPTION before! Medical science has come a long WAY!"
Meanwhile, during all of this, Sparky the Boar had climbed on Evelyn's back and was jockeying for position. Harry's voice trailed off as his jaw dropped and his eyes widened. Evelyn wouldn't have anything to complain about NOW, as far as SIZE went...
Evelyn continued to babble.
"What are you doing? Oh, you can't be SERIOUS! Oh, my God. Woof! All of that's YOU!? Ah! Ooh! No! NO! NOOOO...
“O-HHHHHHHHH sweet mys-te-REEEEEEET of life at last I've found you!"
#pig#piggirl#revenge#forcedtransformation#photomanipulation#pigtransformation#piggirltransformation#pig_girl_transformation#piggirl_tf#pig_girl_tf
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Okies since some peeps wanna see my oc stories…who should I start posting first? My beloved traveler Finnie w Kaeya, or my flower child Suna with Thoma? 👀 (I’ve written for them the most…) or I have two things written for Jade n Kazuha 🤷♀️
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