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septic-dr-schneep · 11 hours
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@whumpril Day 28: Fight/Flight/Freeze
“K̛ǹoc̷k̀ knóc̕k…Is ͏a͝ny͝one͠ home?” Anti cooed gleefully, scraping his blade against the doorframe. It set Jackie’s teeth edge to edge in his bruised, throbbing jaw.
“Stay behind me.” He propped himself against the wall, blinking spots from his vision. “We’ll stand our ground here.”
“We have no ground,” Marvin grit out, burnt hands cradled in his lap. “We’re cornered, you can barely stand, and my magic’s on fumes. We need to go! Schneep, c’mon, tell him…Schneep?”
Henrik didn’t respond, didn’t even seem to remember the others were there. He was rooted to the spot, bloodshot eyes fixed on the static seeping under the door. Jackie could hear his heart rate rocketing by the second, breaths shallow and sharp with terror. He couldn’t do this, he couldn’t be here, not with him.
“Okay. Okay, look for an exit, Marv, get him out of here. I’ll try to buy you some time.”
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septic-dr-schneep · 21 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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Blorbo/OC: *exists*
Me: Woe, whump be upon ye!
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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Watching the Spring Baking Championship season 10 and I swear one of the contestants, Michael, just looks like Wade when he didn't have a beard. I can't look at him without laughing asfjsks
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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Hey, hey
What do you call a fish without an i?
Undyne
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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top 5 foods
If we're not counting desserts or snacks like chips and salsa but actual meals: spaghetti, In-N-Out, orange chicken on rice, pizza with black olives and onion, annnnd either taquitos or potstickers. It's hard to choose!
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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Speed: 100 distance: 0
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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top 5 fics
Top five fics I've written or top five fics I've read? Either way that's really hard! I guess I'll go with ones I've read. I'm guaranteed to forget an amazing one and feel guilty about it later but off the top of my head:
Fisherman's Knot by scribefindegil
you become by theragingprophet
Flowey Is Not a Good Life Coach by unrestedjade
These Words Written On My Wrist by KatinaMoon
One (Wedding) Ring to Rule Them All by elanor_gamgee
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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Top 5 favorite things you can see right now
If I were in a different room, my answers would probably be more interesting but where I am right now...
Jackiepup, an apple pecan turnover candle that smells super good, a "What About Second Breakfast?" plaque, my trusty water bottle and hair clip
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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things i did not expect in 2024: you in my notifs lkjkll
genuine shock over here
Surprise! XD Maybe I have a knack for popping in where I'm unexpected
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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put “top 5” anything in my ask and i will answer ok go
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septic-dr-schneep · 2 days
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A very cat shaped cat
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