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Well, The Bards Dead
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Haarlep: Go on Raphael, they already know you can’t hide anything from me~ tell them the truth…
Raphael: you vile creature… *huffs and turns to face Tav* I- I care about you. There. I said it… and I taste bile rising in the back of my throat just uttering that alone.
Tav: feelings of affection frighten you, and that’s okay-
Raphael: No it’s not… I look at you and an indescribable rage overtakes me because of these- Feelings. *huffs* Just Admitting them leaves me feeling vulnerable, enraged… helpless.
Tav: do you think that by admitting to them that you’re giving me some form of power over you?
Raphael: I’m not giving it… You already have it… when I look at you… all I want is you. To be wanted by you and… it sickens me.
Tav: …I love you.
Raphael: … *human form giving way to wings and horns as his eyes burn like fire against his red skin, his footsteps quick and precise like a predator ready to disembowel its prey, his heavy footfalls stopping just before them as he looms over their smaller frame and flares open his wings, his tail raised and fangs bared in a snarl* …Say it again…
Tav: … *reaches their arms up around his shoulders, pulling him down and into a gentle hug as they stroke his hair and rub the base of his wings* I love you…
Raphael: … *drops down to his knees and hugs them around the waist* …Please don’t leave me…
Tav: I won’t… *continues patting his hair* I love you…
Haarlep: … *smiles softly* they’re telling the truth.
Raphael: … *squeezes Tav around the waist tighter*
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As long as I breathe this motherfucker will not know an ounce of peace
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Voss: please you must accept the devils offer we-
Tav: it’s alright, wait for us downstairs.
Voss: *looks at them, then at Raphael, then at lae’zel*
Lae’zel: listen to them Kithrak, you can trust them.
Voss: *nods* very well… I will await you downstairs. *walks out*
Raphael: I’m glad to see you’ve made i-
*squeak!*
Minsc: I? Boo? You know this man??
Raphael: boo?
Boo: *scurry’s down minsc’s arm and leaps from him onto Raphael’s awaiting palm, before scurrying up to his shoulder* squeak!
Raphael: I- well yes I know that-
Boo: squeak!
Raphael: yes and I’m greatful for th-
Boo: squeak! Squeak!
Raphael: I?! You can’t be serious! Let’s be reasonable here my furry friend-
Boo: SQUEAK!!
Raphael: Ugh! Fine! Take the damned thing! *summons the hammer dropping it at tavs feet*
Boo: squeak.
Raphael: what about her?! I know I owe you more than a few favours but-
Boo: *grabs his face* …
Raphael: *visibly nervous* …I’ll release her.
Boo: squeak.
Raphael: …And apologise.
*a few minutes later*
Astarion: I would. Like to thoroughly and sincerely apologise to boo… I don’t want to know what that hamster is capable of.
Minsc: a wise choice! Boo is the most mighty and powerful hamster in all the realms! And he accepts your apology.
Boo: squeak!
Tav: who was it he asked Raphael to release by the way?
*meanwhile in the house of hope*
Korrilla: I don’t want to end my contract with Raphael, he’s a great boss and he gives me what I want when I want it Hope!
Hope: ughhh if you won’t leave then I’ll stay here. He’s not allowed to hurt me anymore so I guess I’ll forgive him. He seems to be suffering enough as is-
Raphael: *bawling his eyes out into his pillow because his plans all got undone by a hamster* ITS NOT FAAAAAIR!!!
Haarlep: *patting his hair* there there~
#minsc bg3#minsc and boo#boo bg3#Tav bg3#raphael bg3#hope bg3#Korrilla bg3#astarion bg3#lae’zel bg3#haarlep bg3#kithrak voss#yea this is based on the stream#boo on the devils shoulder#their friends your honour
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Evalien meeting Henwen: a snow elf-Atmoran?…
Henwen: *backed up against the wall of ice that was his home before he got sent forward in time, holding his spear out at her* g-go away, go away!
Evalien: Aw… *pulls a blanket from her bag and casts calm on him* come here sweetie… You need a bath.
Vs:
Evalien Meeting Sylas: *walking through a crypt checking the Draugr to kill any before they can raise up* hm… that is an. Oddly attractive and very much alive draugr.
Sylas: *opens his eyes*
Evalien: *punches him*
Sylas: OW!
Evalien: yep alive alright. *looks at the soot on her hand from his disguise* you need a bath.
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Sero: no no- shhh shhh shit don’t cry don’t cry it’s okay!
Henwen: *nose running, tears pouring down his face, lips pink and inflamed, coughing and hiccuping as he cries* I-it hurts!
Kaidan: *walks in* … *grabs sero by his throat* What. Did. You. Do?!
Taliesin: *pouring Henwen some milk* He tried dunmeri curry and nobody mentioned to him it contained CHILI!!!!
Sero: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A GIVEN!!!
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Kaidan: so we have to get a horn for them, meaning we have to come back up these damned steps again?! Ughhhh! I don’t even want to go back down them today!
Taliesin: you’re the dragonborn right wendy?! Can’t you just command a beast to fly us down there!
Lucien: my legs- they’re cramping so badly-
Inigo: I think the exercise is brilliant! As is the view! It’ll make our meal at the inn taste even more delightful! Don’t you agree friend?
Henwen: … *lays down on the steps and rolls over tumbling his way down the mountain*
Kaidan: …WENDY!!!
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Just a reminder to all the new randos finding and following me for my Overwatch content. I haven’t touched that dumpster fire in over a year. Blizzards constant mishandling of it made me fall out of love with the fandom. I’ve got one more fic up my sleeve as a gift for my friend and unless you like sigma you’ll be disappointed. It’s mostly elder scrolls oc content and dnd and baldurs gate here now.
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Korrilla: so do you just take on Raphael’s cambion form? I get you can alter their appearance and sex too but like, is it only himself?
Haarlep: I was made specifically for him, he’s the only person I’ve memorised inside and out~ but… yes… he won’t allow me to use his human form… never again…
Korrilla: …what happened Haarlep?…
Haarlep: I used it once… I lured him in when he was too tired to change shape. I thought he was cute in that form, smaller than the one I’d familiarised, softer, prettier… I thought, I’d surprise him with what I thought he’d look like as a female the next time he came through… and he started screaming instead. He looked… sad. Then, Angry in a way I’d never seen before… I thought he was really going to make good on his threats and kill me this time but he stopped… when I looked in his eyes all I saw was pain, and he started to, cry… “never, wear her face again.” Was all he said… then he left… the next day he acted like nothing had happened and I haven’t gone near that part of him since…
Korrilla: …Mephistopheles did say he always looked more like his mother than him…
Haarlep: *sighs and splays out on the bed* how was I meant to know he had a daddy kink but not a mommy kink?!
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Kicking Haarlep or Raphael in the groin and their eyes going in two separate directions like those birds-
Y’know, these ones
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Halsin: *drops his pants at the speed of light*
Literally everyone:
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Astarion: *watching Lûne get dressed for bed* hm…
Falûne: *buttons the fabric of his trousers up over his tail* what is it?
Astarion: why do you tie your trousers up with a rope when we’re on the road, but at rest you wear these ones with a button instead? Why not just wear these ones instead of well- i- it’s just very unbecoming of a high ranking devil don’t you think?
Falûne: *swishes his tail* we do a lot of moving and while these are nice for rest, on the road the button could come loose, or chafe my skin, and if I’m in a hurry I don’t want to be fumbling around to try and find a button while I’m yanking my trousers up. And it’s added security.
Astarion: then why not just wear a belt?
Falûne: did you miss the part where I said chafing?
Astarion: oh come now, your skin, supple as it is, it is leathery like all cambions. Surely you can withstand a leather belt.
Falûne: that depends on where you’re aiming it~
Astarion: …Oh you’re a freak. I like you~
#the texture model for the fancy clothes style Raphael and Lûne wear have a rope tied over the tails and I think that’s not only cute but#a fun detail and it’s historically accurate for the century the garbs were inspired by!#drawers were regularly held up by a humble cord or drawstring even by nobility!#astarion bg3#devil prince Falûne#Falûne Tav#Falûne oc
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Vivienne: *inhales* FUC YOU!
In Steren’s adventure.
Should I have Ulfric think he’s the Dragonborn
I don’t know how that’ll go with Vivienne. But I think it would be funny if Ulfric is there for the summons and he just sees two freezing cold Dunmer, a giant akaviri, and a high elf go “oh yeah actually one of us is the dragonborn *points to Vivienne*” and Ulfric is smug thinking that’s cute being being literally shouted out of the monastery when he tries to say he’s the Dragonborn before arngier welcomes them in
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YES! Both he and voryn would be so doting and protective over him but nerevar especially, he saw with his own eyes all the pain he went through and he couldn’t comfort him then but he can now!!
I think Nerevar is super overbearing after a little while once Steren is back. He was a ghost for so long and now he can dress Steren’s wounds and stroke his hair and make him food and he’s. So fucking happy.
He’ll be even more happy getting to go to Morrowind and say with his full chest ���this is my son Steren”. He doesn’t have to hide it or have Steren call him “uncle Nerevar” and say it’s Voryn’s son. It’s HIS son. That he had with VORYN who is now his HUSBAND. So many things are still wrong in the world but I think Nerevar has never been happier
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AFHGSADFFFF XD MR SCRIBBLES IS A RAT
I need to draw Steren w a bong and Mr scribbles going “he’s going to fucking tell my dad”
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Evalien: they didn’t actually the moons just disappeared at some point and the thalmor took credit for it… come on it’s not the weirdest thing that’s happened they’re literally the body of lorkhan your dads both smacked his heart with a knife.
Steren: why the fuck would you think the thalmor would have information on the dragons???
Delphine: they stole the moons from the sky I think they could manage this
Steren:
Steren: COME AGAIN?!
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