Haitani bro's dm's
Warnings: like one swear word, mentions of alcohol
Desc: Rindou tells Ran his DJ stage name
Rindou: hey
Rindou: hello
Rindou: please wake up its been 13 hours
Rindou: you are literally rotting in bed
Ran: i swear to god Rindou
Ran: if you woke me up for a stupid reason i'll sell your liver😐
Rindou: you just wanna steal mine cause yours is failing due to your alcoholism LMAO
Ran: i'm not an alcoholic
Rindou: you are
Rindou: no but fr are you okay?
Rindou: it's funny seeing you plastered all the time but is this like an unhealthy coping mechanism
Ran: no i just like the taste🙄
Rindou: alcohol tastes like ass so stop lying
Rindou: k wait we'll talk about that later
Rindou: i think i've finally come up with a stage name
Ran: th...that's why you woke me up?😊
Rindou: dude it's really important just bear with me😐
Ran: you owe me
Rindou: yeah yeah now listen!
Rindou: ok hear it comes
Rindou: are you ready
Ran: yes
Rindou: you could be a little exited you know
Ran: ok sorry
Ran: yes i'm ready 😍🤩💖💗
Rindou: 😑
Rindou: idc you can't ruin my vibe ive made a breakthrough
Rindou: ok here it comes
Rindou: Tiny 'Tani!
Rindou: TT for short
Rindou: 😎
Ran: ..okay....
Ran: uhm
Ran: why that name specifically
Rindou: alliteration is usually cool and it'll make me look creative
Rindou: and
Ran: cause i'm the younger haitani
Rindou: i'm done trying to escape you
Rindou: people say i'm less competent and less smarter than you
Rindou: but today i'm taking things into my own hands or whatever
Ran: ...
Ran: and
Ran: you think this is the right way
Rindou: YEAH
Rindou: like "yo whats up you guys, DJ Tiny 'Tani on the beat!!!!😎" (the room erupts in cheers and screams cause of how great i am)
Rindou: panties are falling, balls are dropping
Rindou: the room fucking explodes
Rindou: it's literally gonna be legendary
Ran: hmm
Ran: um, alright
Ran: can you lose the abbreviation please
Rindou: why?
Ran: it sounds like titty🙂
Rindou: no you're just trying to ruin my swag
Rindou: probably scared that i'm gonna get cooler than you
Rindou: fake ass
Rindou: i'm keeping it
Ran: i-
Ran: Rindou you know i love you right
Rindou: every time you say that you say something really mean after🙁
Ran: it's a horrible name
Ran: terrible actually
Ran: please never use it
Ran: and i mean ever
Rindou: 😐
Rindou: why
Ran: ????
Ran: idk it just doesn't hit like you think it does
Ran: i know you're trying your best but💀
Rindou: 😒
Rindou: k
*Rindou has gone offline*
Ran: are you sad now :(
Ran: Rindouuuuuu i'm sorry
Ran: maybe i'll reevaluate when i'm sober
Ran: i don't think that will change anything though
Ran: how did you even come up with that
Ran: i'm going to sleep! hopefully you do to and your dreams reveal a better name
Ran: g'night Tiny 'Tani😭
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cbench for ship ask game
I ship them! kind of. Please keep in mind I am not at all an authority on bench trio, even less than I was like a year ago. I think you probably get them better than I do.
I view Ranboo+Tubbo as queer platonic. Ranboo met Tubbo at arguably his worst and fell for him then. They have a strange relationship. They leave a lot of secrets left unexplained and things left unsaid. Tubbo kind of viewed him as a life raft and that feeling hasn't entirely gone away. Their relationship is something they both view as a piece of comfort and concreteness in a sea of chaos. They have problems but leaving terrifies both of them and I think they'd work it out eventually.
I see Tubbo+Tommy as romantic. The inklings of it started in Pogtopia but neither acted on it until well after Tommy's prison death. They both love each other but Tommy is the one that stops Tubbo from sort of just drifting into unspoken distance. They also don't understand each other in a lot of ways but I think they actually try to work through that given the breaking point their relationship hit during NLM.
I don't really know with Tommy+Ranboo. I think without Tubbo they'd have a different relationship. They coexist. They like each other. But because Tubbo is the existing reason they're both there they don't really think about it too hard.
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it actually pisses me off sm when there is a scene where an aggressor shoots at dazai and chuuya takes the bullet and dies trying to save him and has an elaborate death scene where he's bleeding out in dazai's arms and choking out his last words because we all fucking know man would just step in front of dazai and kick the bullets back to the shooter using gravity manipulation before saying smth snarky like "you can kys when we get back from the job."
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no bc i really don't trust people who genuinely think saiki hates his friends. like i get it, saiki does wanna be alone most times. but did they miss the eps where saiki kept an eye on his friends even when they weren't together and helped them?? i mean i could name numerous cases where he puts his friends above all else. i thought we all knew saiki is an unreliable narrator?? 😭 plus his mother did Not raise him like that
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ok but i am so TIRED of some of y’all reducing kaveh to just “sad broke babygirl who lives with alhaitham” when he is literally one of the top geniuses in sumeru AND one of the most famous (and brilliant) scholars from kshahrewar
“a genius nigh-unparalleled in the last few decades” “engraved his name into the history of the akademiya”
LET IT SINK IN
also alhaitham literally considers kaveh his equal and thinks of him as “an excellent mirror” so idk where y’all are getting the idea that haitham thinks kaveh is beneath him academically.. 🤨
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⚠️⚠️⚠️abuse tw, metaphors, and blood⚠️⚠️⚠️
Men who can only destroy x reader
Genre: angst/vent
TW: wolf/sheep metaphors, blood mentions, toxic relationships
Pick your poison, whatever character you wish
Continue under the cut
When you whispered, “I love you,” your words were barely audible. You sat beside him, hands almost touching. His pinky finger brushed against yours, and neither of you could meet each other's gaze.
He sighed quietly, as if something was annoying him. Had you done something wrong?
“I bite,” he spoke.
“I'll eat you alive, you know.”
His words were oddly serious, his tone quiet for him.
“I know,” you whispered back, reaching your hand out, reaching for something- anything, in the warmth of his hand.
His fingers curled away from yours.
Your hand met the air.
“Bite me. Tear me apart, eat me a thousand times… as long as you're fed.”
Your tone was meek. Weak, and he could tell. It wasn't his fault you fell in love with him. Like a baby deer, not yet smart enough to recognize danger, you were wandering right into his gaping maw. Perhaps it was love that made you blind.
“I'm warning you, you know,” he snapped. How could you be this naive? This trusting. It was sickening.
“And I understand,” your voice broke, almost a whimper. You kept your hand on the bench.
He sighed, heavy- as if you were a burden. You didn't want to be. If he was a buck, you'd be a good little deer and follow him into the forest. If he turned out to be a wolf, you would trust him when he snarled, and if he was a hunter, you would step right into the bear trap if he asked you to. Blood seeping from your wound, he would finally praise you, and his hand would stroke your head. If he wanted, you would let him use every part of you. Your beautiful coat, your flesh for meat, if he would just take you he may see how useful you are.
“I can't love you like you want me to. I can't be kind, or tender.” He stated, and despite his distant tone, his fingers came over yours, like they hadn't in a very long time.
"I'll only hurt you."
Your tears were cold, sliding down your unbearably hot face.
“That's okay. I'll love you still, as long as you'll let me.”
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Coming out as jayroy hater <3
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somehow i always end up making matching pfps
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Nene’s Role in Wonderlands x Showtime
The release of The Miniature Garden’s Coral seems to have confirmed some things I’ve recently speculated might transpire in future Wonderlands x Showtime events-- namely regarding Nene and how she may actually be the most important member of the troupe-- so, let’s talk about them! I’ll be using zui’s lyrics video for my translations, so hopefully they’re accurate.
With the past couple of WxS events in mind, it’s easy to see that this 3DMV is also about endings. While the MV begins in a sunny blue afternoon light...
...the characters and set eventually bask in a beautiful sunset orange, signaling the end of the day. The lyrics even mention being “between the end of the blue sky and the beginning of the night sky,” further emphasizing that we’re in the middle of the story. When the sky is blue, the troupe expresses uncertainty: Rui mentions that he feels lost, and Tsukasa, scared. But eventually, Nene admits that, in this beginning period, she was “spoiled by the sound of the waves,” AKA that the commotion surrounding WxS’s formation led to a troupe that became a source of comfort for all of them.
Once the sun sets, there are a lot of “even ifs.” Nene sings about how she’ll continue to sing this song, even if things are starting to look unsteady and she’s not sure if she should proceed. However, by the end of the song, she resolves to "still sing this song” while keeping up a smile.
I think that the fact that Nene says she will sing this song is incredibly important, because, as established, this song is about endings. Meanwhile, back in Mr. Showtime, Tsukasa firmly didn’t want WxS to end, and was holding out until closing time. Rui’s What Sort of Ending Are You Wishing For? and Emu’s Starry Sky Orchestra seemingly both acknowledge an ending as well, but it’s not at all easy. Rui seems to fall into a resigned depression at the thought, keeping a whimsical facade up when the very thought of separating kills him inside. The thought haunts him, MV riddled with hourglasses that he can’t get out of his head. Emu can only tolerate taking the first step towards a breakup with tooth-rottingly sugarcoated promises of eternal togetherness and literally holding hands as they go (I love her btw this is not Emu slander). She never even says the word “end,” only “tomorrow.”
Rui, Emu, and Tsukasa are basically Denialx3. Rui tries to deny his emotions regarding disbanding, Emu tries to deny that the ending is coming at all, and Tsukasa tries to deny that there’s nothing he can do to keep them from inevitably drifting apart. And that’s where Nene comes in again.
Rui’s dream is to perform technically complex shows that will resonate with an audience. He can do that from Phoenix Wonderland. Emu’s dream is to keep the Wonder Stage up and operating forever. She has to do that from Phoenix Wonderland. Tsukasa’s dream is to become the number one world star and make everyone smile. While this would likely take him away from the park, in another story, I could see it being possible that, in the end, Tsukasa decides that making the people in his local community happy is more important than trying to change the entire world. Thus, he could also follow his dream from Phoenix Wonderland, even if it’s not ideal.
But then there’s Nene. Her dream is, and always has been, to perform in Broadway musicals. Broadway is a live performance in New York City. There is no possible way for Nene to get what she wants while staying in Phoenix Wonderland. And that is possibly why Wonderlands x Showtime’s ending is the easiest for her to process.
Now, I’m not trying to say that Nene doesn’t love her friends. She adores them. Her three previous commissions have proven that. It’s the amount of love she has for them that will propel her to make what is actually the best choice for their dreams. Nene is the little mermaid, both when swimming freely the oceans with a beautiful, unstoppable song, and when enduring pain herself to stand with and for the ones she loves. Her friends, in this situation... are coral.
Remember that coral, “blurred” and uncertain in the water and “stained orange by the setting sun”? The miniature garden is Phoenix Wonderland; the coral is Emu, Rui, and Tsukasa; and that coral is stained orange by its desperation to keep rereading the final chapter instead of closing the book for now and putting it away to revisit in the future. Coral, while a beautiful living organism, is also completely static.
Static like stone statues which, at least by my interpretation, is what the rest of WxS turns into at the end of the 3DMV. The three of them (and Kaito) are paralyzed with the fear of the suffering an ending would bring. Only Nene is alive and human to be the one to show the group the benefits it can bring as well.
There are a lot of aspects of this song and Nene’s entire personality that lead me to believe that she will be the one to bring about change in WxS. First, she most often “has the braincell,” so to speak. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that she performs this song with Kaito, the most mature of the WxS vocaloids, either. During April Fool’s 2023, she was put into the Solid Heart class. One might think that troupe leader Tsukasa should be the Solid Heart, and that shy Nene should be the Cautious Heart, but they (accurately) sorted it the other way.
Nene is a very strong-willed person. In other stories, it might be seen as a negative that Nene is always the most hesitant one to get into shenanigans, or that she would even dare to be the one to suggest a WxS split in the first place. What an ungrateful wet blanket Nene is, willing to throw away her friends for the sake of her own selfish dream. But in this story, staying at Phoenix Wonderland isn’t really what will make Rui or Tsukasa happy, and even Emu may have to graduate to focusing on the entire company instead of just one stage someday.
Nene’s friends brought her out of the darkness and into the light of day, and she is so grateful for that. She knows how amazing they are, which is how she knows that they can make more friends and continue to do even more amazing things in the future if they can bear to leave their high school part-time jobs behind and enter the real world, just like her.
So, Nene’s role is to be Wonderlands x Showtime’s guiding light. She’ll tell Rui what sort of ending she’s wishing for, and then console him when he can’t repress his tears. She’ll be the one to hold Emu’s hand while they take that next step into tomorrow. Her three best friends helped her to grow from the loner who operated a robot from the theme park bushes, and she’ll help them step out of that theme park and be who they truly want to be.
There is one other thing I wanted to mention, though...
Tsukasa.
As I mentioned previously, while all three of Rui, Emu, and Tsukasa are in denial, Tsukasa is the most actively in opposition to an ending. He’s also the troupe leader, and the sole creator of the Wonderland Sekai. If someone is going to actively try to stop Nene from suggesting separation, it’s definitely going to at least start with him. But as Nene has already stated in The Miniature Garden’s Coral, despite any opposition that makes her question whether or not she should proceed, she already plans to continue singing her beliefs about a bittersweet yet timely goodbye.
And, their conflict is something that’s basically been foreshadowed from the beginning too, right? Nene has always roasted Tsukasa, giving a counterpoint to his blindingly bright worldview. In upcoming chapters, however, I believe that may start to transform from simple fun banter into a genuine conflict with clear sides drawn...
And THAT’S why ColoPale gave them Childish War.
Nenekasa nation get ready, ‘cause I don’t think this is the last Nene and Tsukasa fight we’re going to see.
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i realize part of the appeal of toddlee in the scott pilgrim fandom sort of defaults on that fujoshi tendency to pair 2 hot men together simply because theyre 2 hot men and thats attractive or whatever but i think if they were to hypothetically get together, theyd have a very interesting dynamic worth exploring. between todd's bisexual awakening in takes off and his general issues (infidelity, unstable behavior like punching a hole in the moon apparently not once but twice for both ramona & envy) and lucas lee's "whatever" attitude and unwillingness to face his issues head on for a majority of the plot, i think its worth examining what between the 2 of them has to change for them to finally stick something out and really commit to a relationship that lasts. or something. i dunno, thats my general thoughts on their whole thing
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i don’t like fanon gallavich. sorry.
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I like when people remember that the kids in SBG are just kids. They’re immature but they care a lot and they feel a lot of feelings! Aiden is so full of love, that person is right, and so is everyone else. Aiden is also not some sadistic psychopathic freak; he loves and cares and feels fear and is sad and angry just like everyone else.
Tyler is more than just his anger; it’s there, but it’s not the only thing he feels. He’s scared and he’s a child and he’s 14 years old. People dumb him down to a delinquent who’s furious all the time, or as some sort of “protector.” Sure, that’s the role he’s put himself in, especially to his sister and mother, but he has feelings and emotions too. Same with Ashlyn; I feel like people mischaracterize them pretty similarly because of the closeness in their personalities.
Ashlyn isn’t emotionless, and it’s genuinely bewildering to me how people seem to think this. There’s a whole scene with her dad where she breaks down and cries to him! She also lashes out in like, three different episodes, both at Tyler and Aiden. She cares about them, even if she builds her walls pretty high.
The mischaracterization of Logan drives me insane, too. He’s not a baby, and his infantilization in this fandom definitely makes a lot of people hate him. Calling him a “smol boi” isn’t doing him any favours. He’s the most realistic character, because, again, he’s just a kid. He’s fourteen and scared and it’s 100% normal for him to be sobbing. If I were him, I’d be dead like, twenty times over.
They’re children. They’re not adults who will always make the right decision in every single situation (I don’t think any adult has!), and they have flaws that detriment them. It doesn’t make them bad people, but it infuriates me how the SBG fandom seems to forget that they’re more than just one dimensional characters.
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idk i really dont like people characterizing haru as a vengeful person that only disliked akechi killing her father because she wanted to kill him herself. on top of the fact that its blatantly and wildly out of character it also feels like taking the easy way out to avoid acknowledging that people can have complex and sympathetic relationships to bad people lol
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"forever is a bad dad to richa-" SHUT UP!!!!!
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Every time I stumble across someone trying to argue on whether lightning or serah is the better protagonist I wanna bang my head against the wall
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