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batrachised · 7 months

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on one hand I get why people talk about the vanity of the instagram age, but on the other one time St. Ignatius of Loyola got his leg shattered in battle and discovered upon recovery that he could no longer wear his favorite tight leather boots due to the way his leg had set and so decided to rebreak his leg without anesthesia because he was that determined to wear his fashionable boots again...what i'm trying to say is that this man might have existed before instagram, but at heart he was an influencer

#ofc to be fair this man had a Personality #and tbf instagram has unique issues characteristic of social media in general...#and yet #st ignatius going on live “so many of you have been asking for boots update...”

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mysterycitrus · 14 days

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watching people insist that dick grayson would post thirst traps and tiktoks and overshare online and accidentally reveal his secret identity because he’s open and honest and would never lie as if he doesn’t hate talking about himself and hides from the people he loves and rarely directly says what he’s thinking

u fool!! u have been tricked by the facade!!! a graysons nature is to perform!!

#sorry but that man is not communicating to u or anyone else #that man does not have social media and hides from cameras he would NAHT post tiktoks of a taylor swift concert #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics #spokes

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prokopetz · 4 months

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Tumblr is the greatest social media platform because this is literally the only site where I can casually imply that the proper plural of "Spider-Man" is "Spiders-Men" and get absolutely zero pushback.

#tumblr #blogging #social media #language #linguistics #grammar #plurals #media #comics #spider-man

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wh0reforcoriolanussnow · 4 months

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Mom, I am a rich man || Tom Blyth x gf!reader

Summary: Fans have always speculated that Tom was dating someone until he confirmed it in an interview. After digging through Tom’s socials, fans stumble upon you, a Yale law student.

Warnings: fem!reader

Wc: 341

A/n: anyone studying law atm? 🙋‍♀️ ALSO THANK U SM FOR 6K AHHH THATS INSANE!!!

Divider by @pommecita

“I did it!” You slightly furrow your eyebrows at the text message your boyfriend sent you before clicking onto the link that he sent. It was a 2 minute interview that he did while at one of the premieres for his hunger games movie.

Tom looked insanely good in his tailored suit, exuding confidence as he engages with the interviewer. Cameras flashed around him, capturing the glamour of the event, and you couldn’t help but smile, feeling a sense of pride for your boyfriend.

The interviewer, a charismatic host with an air of familiarity, turns his attention to Tom, eager to delve into the behind-the-scenes of the blockbuster. “Tom, how was the filming process for ‘The Hunger Games’?” She’s asks, a glint of curiosity in her eyes.

Tom smiles, his eyes gleaming with enthusiasm. “Oh, it was fantastic. The whole cast and crew brought so much energy to the project. But what made it truly special was having my family here. They visited during filming, and even my girlfriend, who took some time off uni to be with me. I greatly appreciated that.”

Your heart swells with warmth at his words. Tom, ever the supportive partner, acknowledges your sacrifice and commitment to being by his side during this whirlwind experience.

Your 2 months in Berlin with Tom was a great opportunity to take a break from all your uni work, and of course, spend some much needed time with your boyfriend. The revelation that he has a girlfriend elicits a gasp from the woman interviewing him.

That video goes viral on the internet. With Tom’s fans searching the internet for anything that could lead them to finding out who Tom’s girlfriend is.

With hard digging, fans discover your insta page. Your posts containing photos of your life as a law student at Yale and fans were pleasantly surprised to find never seen before photos of Tom that you’ve posted.

y/n_y/l/n just posted a story!

y/n_y/l/n

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this months dump!

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yourfriendsusername: 😍😍

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: ily!

yourfriendsusername: uh oh, ur getting famous…. remember me pls!

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: sorry, who are you 😂

user1: omg so this is Tom’s gf? SHES GORGEOUS

user2: damn she’s hella smart huh?

↘️ user3: DUH SHES IN YALE

user4: eh, she’s mid

↘️ user5: studying at one of the ivy league’s is far from being mid lol 😭

user6: she’s been posting him for so long now, how have we only just found this out 😂

user7: so she’s pretty, she’s smart, and she’s bagged Tom Blyth? Damn girl. Teach us ur ways!

user8: THE LAST PICTURE AWEE

user9: the bouquet behind his back- the way she’s looking at him- my single heart cannot 😭✋

user10: studying in Yale is such a flex oml. And studying law too? Imagine being able to say, yeah my mom’s a lawyers. COULD NEVER BE ME. 😃

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yeah my girlfriend is cooler than me.

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y/n_y/l/n: Alexa, play brooklyn baby by Lana Del Rey 😁

↘️ tomblyth: volume up Alexa!

rachelzegler: y/n’s side eye 🙈

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: 👀👀

↘️ tomblyth: side eyed me the whole damn time

user1: HE FINALLY POSTED HER!

user2: can’t wait for more gf appreciation posts 😆

user3: what’s a uni student doing dating an actor like Tom Blyth?

user4: first pic. sleeping on the road tn.

↘️ y/n_y/l/n: pls don’t 🙏

↘️ user5: AHH SHE REPLIED TO YOU

↘️ user6: UR SO LUCKY TO CALL TOM UR MAN.

↘️ user7: nah, he’s actually my man.

user8: crying. screaming. throwing up.

user9: it’s happening 😭 Tom finally posting about his gf

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adventures-in-poor-planning · 1 year

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Middle aged men on instructional sites are probably my favourite people on the internet

#i love the OP too #he's a retired fella whose instructables range from fairy houses to concrete man cave signs #there is a particular expressive style of social media use i see in older people that is literally my favourite #craft tag

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dyinghomoerotically · 2 months

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One of the (many) things I love about Xie Lian is how artfully he combines old man and babygirl. I would give examples, but I don’t think I need to. We all know

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #in modern era #he would have a Nokia #use ‘the’ before social media names #and post cringy quotes on Facebook #but it would take absolutely forever for Hua Cheng to explain to him how Facebook works #and at the same time.#he’s so 🥰✨💞🌸🥺💅#you know?#also the fact that he’s soooo nice #but could snap your spine so quick and easy #truly the man ever #and damn I said I wouldn’t elaborate and did anyway

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thatisnotcorrect · 2 months

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#incorrect quotes #fake social media #fake tweets #mean girls 2024 #mean girls #regina george #cady heron #aaron samuels #kinda #cadina #idk man

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brutaliakent · 2 years

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Jason Todd being a menace on twitter :

#spreading the agenda that if he had twitter he would constantly be flaming someone #that man did not have chill #jason todd #red hood #red hood outlaws #red hood and outlaws #social media au #twitter au #tim drake #red robin #bruce wayne #dc comics #***#batfamily #batfam #gotham gazette #brutaliakent

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luminarai · 1 year

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things I know will never happen in the show but that I personally think would be very funny

bonus close up of lestat (inspired by yet another måneskin fit)

#my art #iwtv #interview with the vampire #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #vampire chronicles #iwtv amc #cursed alternate reality where lestat got famous on tiktok #that’s why neither Daniel or Louis realises he’s alive could you imagine either of them on tiktok?? on any social media??? no #(Daniel maybe has fb but hasn’t updated it in 10 yrs. his profile pic has all of 6 pixels)#I’m sure he knows of it but he’d rather chew his own arm off than download it #Louis and lestat finally meet up again and they’re like the two Spider-Mans meme ‘wait I thought YOU were dead????’#meanwhile armand is like 😶🫥 oops #additional cursed thought: would armand on have tiktok??? discuss

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sxbxb8 · 11 months

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Lyla is peak design. I know she's a hologram, but I wanted to sketch her interacting with Miguel anyway (Lyla print here!)

#hlebkamendraws #artists on tumblr #across the spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman atsv #spider man fanart #spiderverse #lyla spiderverse #miguel o'hara #i'm torn between two watermarks that I do for my art........ ugh it's so sad that i have different urls in different social media #atsv art #atsv

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fox-guardian · 5 months

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read a fic recently that had an interaction like

sasha: tim get like one social media PLEASE I am BEGGING

tim: I have linkedin?

and I cannot describe the Joy I felt reading that. they get it.

#ramblings with major #the magnus archives #tma #i love tim but he is so offline to me #if he does social media its very lightly #i mean his canon sense of humor is pop culture references like movie quotes and stuff. not memes.#tim's idea of a meme is an image with impact text and an image with impact text Only #danny was the fun online one finding all the weird niche communities and hobbies and whatnot #tim is the boring one #im telling y'all hes the 'straight man' of the archives

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merakidoll · 6 months

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🎀

#i’m so real #i love my man 😘#✿ — social media threads

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wh0reforcoriolanussnow · 4 months

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oooh can u do one of those with Tom and reader where she does one of those celebrity skincare routine videos. How u go abt the story is completely up to u, have a nice day!

Vogue beauty secrets || Tom Blyth x singer!reader

A/n: I haven't post a tom blyth x singer!reader in so long, apolgies! but hope you enjoy this one :)

Wc: 577

Warnings: nonee

Divider by @pommecita

You stand in front of the bathroom mirror, ready to film your Vogue beauty secrets video. The soft lights illuminate the room, casting a flattering glow on your face. "Hi Vogue! I'm Y/n Abrams and I'm going to walk you through my skincare and my current glam-ish makeup routine!" You smile.

"So for my morning skincare routine, I keep it very simple and only use four products," you showcase the products before tucking your hair behind your ears.

Picking up a bottle of a renowned cleanser, you speak with a gentle, almost ASMR-like quality, "I first go in with this la roche possay face wash," You squeeze the contents in your hands.

"I used to have really bad teenage acne and my mum actually put me on this when I was about 14 and I've been using it ever since!" You say as you lather it up in your hands.

You lightly pat your wet face and with a confident smile, you began detailing more of your skincare routine, highlighting each product with precision. You get closer to the camera as you delicately applied a moisturiser, your voice resonating with enthusiasm.

The ambiance shifted when you transitioned to your makeup routine, showcasing the products that you use. "Most days I just keep it very very simple, using very light products on my skin," You comment as you pull out foundation.

"But for my sort of glam days I use this foundation from charlotte tilbury, it's not too heavy for me but it has great coverage." As you meticulously applied the product on your face, the door to the bathroom creaked open as you look towards the reflection of the mirror.

Tom casually strolls in, a lazy grin on his face, his eyes locking onto you. He wraps his arms around you, his warmth and affection catching you off-guard as you smile. He rests his chin on your shoulder, "Hi gorgeous," he whispers against your skin.

His eyes then move to the camera that he hadn't seen, "Oh- are you filming that video right now?" Tom seemed genuinely concerned, but instead of pulling away, he tightens his embrace, placing light kisses on your exposed skin. The unexpected intrusion caught everyone watching at home off-guard, but the genuine affection between you and Tom added an endearing touch to the video.

"Yeah, but it's okay, you can stay," You assure your boyfriend as you both lock eyes with each other through the reflection. "What's the video again?" Tom lifts his head up from your shoulder as he straightens up behind you.

"My beauty secrets with Vogue," you explain, motioning to the products on the counter. "I'm doing my makeup routine right now," almost forgetting you still had to get through the rest of your routine, you go back to doing your makeup.

Tom, seemingly unfazed by the cameras, continued to watch you with adoration with his hands resting on your hips. “You don’t need makeup, you’re already gorgeous,” he remarked. “Hm?” You look at him, “I said, you already look gorgeous, you don’t need makeup,” he repeats, his words sincere and heartfelt.

You give your boyfriend a grateful smile for his sweet words. Caught in the moment, Tom continues to watch you, occasionally leaning in to drop a playful comment or offer a sweet compliment. The chemistry between you two is palpable, and it added an unexpected charm to the video.

You wrapped up the video with Tom still beside you as he gives a small wave. You thought for sure that the vogue editing team would cut off most, if not, all the parts that Tom was in.

But little did you know, the vogue team decided to keep the segments with your boyfriend, finding his genuine affection and compliments wholesome.

When the video gets uploaded to YouTube, the internet goes wild. Both your fans couldn't get enough of Tom's unscripted, heartfelt moments. Clips of him wrapping around you, calling your gorgeous, and showering you with affection became viral sensations.

Social media explodes with comments praising how sweet Tom is and the chemistry between the two of you. Memes circulate, capturing the hilarious and heartwarming snapshots from the video.

The unexpected blend of beauty tips and genuine love only fueled the video's popularity.

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spellbooking · 2 months

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ok something i have heard a couple people complain about with gale is "he won't shut up about his ex". yeah well if your ex was some omnipotent force who was the owner of a very powerful and very prominent source in your world as well as the owner of what you hold dearest, told you that you were special and their MOST special person, then cast you out and told you to kill yourself to receive their forgiveness after a slight mistake.... you probably wouldn't shut up about them either

#tay.txt #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #its nothing i see on tumblr #but on other social media #pay attention to his story folks #he's more than just the nerdy talkative wizard man #ugh

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Bombastic Hot Take: Yara Is a Batman fangirl (swiftie coded)

#do NOT come at me with ' an amazon would never stan a man' you goofy bitch bruce wayne is the most female coded superhero ever #batman has ALWAYS been for the girls and gays so shut it #yara flor #batman #dc #dc comics #batfamily #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #batfam social media #cassie sandsmark #kon el #kon kent #which one is it i am not letting that pronoun joke go to waste

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jayujus · 20 days

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rent a boyfriend! - chapter 20

— 20 2 man trumpet???

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KAIA'S NOTE was gonna double post but js have a long chapter instead 😭😭

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