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jeonsupershy · 15 days
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here to help you fight the monday blues 😁
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MC Using Their 'Scary Dog Privledge'
MC gets into trouble and can't really handle it themselves, or doesn't want to, so they call up some help, yelling "fuck you, i'm calling my scary dog privledge!" at the other demon before realizing that their phone was already picked up.
Lucifer
He's surprised when he sees you calling him but picks up right away
the first thing he hears is your voice yelling at someone else "-ck you I'm calling my scary dog privilege!"
while he'd normally furious to be reffered to as a dog, he's well aware of the phrase and it's meaning
is extremely amused when you realize he's picked up and smirks when you ask how much he heard
"do you need your 'scary dog privilege' to come get you?" he'll ask, listening as you get very embarassed but whoever is on the other size pisses you off and you quickly rattle off your location before hanging up.
he is worried though if you're calling him for help and hurries over.
Mammon
Mammon always picks up when you call, you're his human!
he is surprised though to pick up and hear you yelling "-I'm calling my scary dog privilege!"
turns bright red and freezes wherever he's standing until he hears your voice asking him if he's there.
"where are ya, the great mammon will take care of it!"
oh no, he heard you didn't he? yes, yes he did, he confirms with a grin. but don't worry, you're his human so he'll make sure no one bothers ya!
he's at your location before you can even hang up on him after rattling it off.
mans is fast but he's worried about you, so he's doublely fast to make sure nothing happens to you.
Leviathan
you're calling him? you never call him when he's in the middle of a live game, what are you thinking-
"fuck you, I'm calling my scary dog privilege!" your voice carries over from your end, and he blue screens. Scary dog privilege? who- WAIT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HIM?!
yes! . . . oh, he said that out loud. Baby is nervous but asks where you are and knows how to get to you fastest right away. asks you to stay on the phone as he rushes to where you are.
as he runs over Levi does a mental 180 from how he usually is and pulls up in his demon form and acting angry, but confident and firm.
this isn't Levi, he knows that's not the version of himself with scary dog privileges. That's the Grand Admiral of Hell's Navy and whoever made you call him done fucked up.
Satan
hasn't even looked away from his book, just picks up his DDD to answer it.
hears "-you, I'm calling my scary dog privilege!" and whips his gaze to his phone.
smirks and listens to you realize he'd heard you.
"im a bit offended you compared me to a dog." decides to tease you even though he's already getting up and heading out of the house becuas you obviously need him.
you'll make it up to him but please come help.
he can hear the flush of your cheeks in your voice but would rather see it in person.
he'll be there in a minute, so where are you?
Asmodeus
oh! you're calling, he was about to call you so you could do your nails- "-calling my scary dog privilege!"
. . . excuse you? 'scary dog privilege'? oh darling no, that's insulting!
obviously he'll come help you but please don't call him that, he's far too pretty and such things to be your 'scary dog privilege'.
but luckily for you, you're one of the only people who can resist his charms, so he'll make sure whoever is bothering you makes such a fool of themselves they'll ruin their reputation forever and won't ever bother you again.
. . . what do you mean that's why he's your scary dog privilege?!
Beelzebub
Beel is still cheweing when he picks up your call, but thankfully his DDD was already in his hand.
"-uck you, I'm calling my scary dog privilege!" is the first thing he hears and it nearly makes him choke on his food.
he doesn't spend a lot of time online and stuff, but he knows exactly what that phrase means and is concerned.
why are you calling him and claling him that? are you ok? is something wrong?
really doesn't care much about you calling him that and is more worried about why you're calling him at all for help.
no longer hungry, he drops his food and gets your location, running over right away. he can come back and finish his meal later, and he'll bring you with him once he makes sure you're ok.
scary dog privilege, he realizes, is a title he'll wear proudly if it means that you'll call him when you're in trouble.
Belphie
who the fuck is calling hima nd waking him up- "-m calling my scary dog privilege!"
no longer pissed and much more awake as he sits up, a grin splitting his lips.
scary dog privilege, huh? oh do tell him more. loves to hear you panic a bit that he heard you calling him that but worry pulls him to full awakeness when he hears someone else yelling at you.
"where are you?" dead serious, aready out of bed and pissed someone would ever lay hands on what belongs to him and ready to cut a bitch before putting them to sleep.
indefinitely.
. . . "what do you mean I can't kill them? you're my human, and you're calling me for help, which means I'll help in my way."
argues with you on murder the entire way to your location.
Diavolo
Diaovlo loves getting calls from you! Barbatos almost took his phone when he reached for it but you were calling so he's deal with the consequences of ignoring his work later.
"-uck you, I'm calling my scary dog privilege!"
. . . . barbatos that wasn't in Youthful Fun 101, what does that mean? . . .oh- OH SHIT
are you ok?! he's very worried and does not care if you sound embarassed. you're strong in your own right so something must be wrong is you're calling for help.
is at your location right away with a quick teleport, looks entirely focused on you and making sure your safe but inwardly is furious.
you never see any of those demons again
Barbatos
Barbatos is a busy demon, he often gets short little phone calls from you when you want to show him something or tell him about something you see or read. he loves those, so he knows you're the one who called right away by your unique ring tone and picks up.
freezes with his knife poised in the middle of his chopping when he hears your voice yelling "-calling my scary dog privilege!"
mc, where are you? . . . hmm? no, why would you think he's angry, he's concerned for you. you did call him for help, right?
yeah, you did, but did he-?
"did I hear you refer to me as your 'scary dog privilege'? yes, but don't worry, I don't mind. now, your location please?"
he's there right away with a quick teleport after obtaining it and it quick to dispatch the demons harassing you enough that you felt the need to call him. hardly spends any time on them at all, looking you over for any injuries.
takes you back to the castle and brews you some tea and gives you a few snacks, setting you up in the kitchen so he can keep an eye on you.
keeping you away from the halls where the angry Little D's drag the demon's bloody not-quite-corpses to his dungeons for punishment.
Simeon
Simeon and you mostly text, he's not the most technologically capable being so its easier to stick with what he knows. but simple phone calls are easy and he picks up yours right away.
"-I'm calling my scary dog privilege!" are the first words he hears from your end and he drops his pen.
scary dog privilege? what in the world- you're too embarassed to tell him so he calls out to Solomon, concerned, to ask. at the answer he's 3 times as concerned and is asking where you are.
you tell him but are more embarassed by the fact he heard you call him that.
"I don't mind litte lamb, i'm honored that you feel i'm that strong to reffer to me like that." he's being completely honest and rushes to be by your side.
demons can't stand up to holy light, especially not demons like those.
he doesn't pay much attention to them after blinding them, making sure his lamb is ok before quickly urging you to come back to purgatory hall for the time being.
their punishments aren't his to dole out, but Simeon is not above exaggerating slightly to worsen their punishment when informing Diavolo of what had happened.
Solomon
not paying attention and answers his phone on speaker, consentrated on his current potion.
"-uck you, I'm calling my scary dog privilege!"
oh? MC? oh my, do tell him more? what did he do to earn such a prestigious title?
will tease you until you're blind from embarassment about calling him that but is already using a tracking spell to find you.
don't worry, he'll keep you safe.
but he'll also scare the absolute shit out of you when he suddenly shows up behind you before you can ever tell him where you are.
scoops you up with the intention of distracting you from those demons and what they did, more than happy to lend a helping hand.
but no, he won't forgot you called him that, fully intends on making you promise to always call him when you're in danger.
Luke + Little D's
you're their scary dog privilege
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jeankirsteinsgirl · 8 months
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What the JJK men like to call you
CW: both sfw and nsfw, no specific warings.
A/N: a little drabble to hold you guys over sense im super busy right now!
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Gojo: Princess (cocky), baby, good girl. he's a cocky mother fucker. he knows you're obsessed with him and loves to tease you about it, loves to drag everything out and make you beg for him. He totally gets off on how needy you are for him but in reality he's just as needy for you.
Geto: Angel, honey, baby, tons of terms of endearment. Like Nanami he'd be so sweet to you, his touches are soft and respectful but his gaze lingers on you just a little too long. King of making you his top priority, this man would get on his knees for you, controversial opinion but lowkey submissive?? Anything for you he's just so obsessed with you.
Yuji: Baby, babe, babygirl, my girl. He's such a lame teenage boy (aged up dw) and he's so proud to be able to call you his girlfriend, he tells everyone about it all the time,"Hey have you sen my girl" *pulls out the most embarassing picture of you you've ever seen* Loves seeing people be jealous of him and smiles while he wraps you in his long musculer arms. Such a dork but you love it. and sooo handsy he's literally touching you at all times.
Toji: Babygirl, princess, my good girl. Such a dom no questions asked. Unlike nanami and geto he's rough with you but you love it. He's so protective over you hes like a german shepard boyfriend, literally your guard dog staring down anyone who dares to look in your direction. Buttttt so passionate in the bedroom you won't be able to walk for days.
Nanami: baby, babygirl, honey, angel. this man lovesss to baby you and give you everything you could ever possibly want. Such a sweetie pie, totally a soft dom, your pleasure is at the top of his priorities. Always wants you to feel safe, loved and cared for. You literally have him wrapped around your finger this man is whipped for you.
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clovernumber3 · 4 months
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♡₊˚ 🦢・₊ ♪ ✧
Penny For your
Thoughts?
♡₊˚ 🦢・₊ ♪ ✧
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A/n: Small little silly one shot for the bbg himself Gojo. [I haven't written in months because of a write block and school >-<]
Plot: Silly little picnic date with Your hubby gojo. With some juicy tea convo with him [+my adoration and obsession with cats]
Contents: afab!reader. Really fluffy FLUFFY fluff. With some crack from gojo obviously. PROOF READ!
Song: Show me how by Men I Trust
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"Hun, your gon' kill me with that sundress." Gojo confesses while eyeing you up and down, admiring you from your vanity as you apply some lip gloss on your nice lips.
"You think so?" You ask teasingly while pursing your lips for the gloss to settle in all the corners of your lips. You set the lip gloss on your vanity table, when Ime, the rescue cat you got with satoru, comes making a grand entrance, seriously cat walking like a Victoria's Secret Model. She mews like she was gracing you with her presence.
"Babe, our cat is being a super model again." You say a little annoyed. She's been like a biological daughter to your husband.
"Stand still Ime, gon' click some photos of ya." Satoru hunches down, laying flat on his belly while having an abnormal speed for clicking photos. And Ime matches that speed with posing.
Classic Gojo. [Refrence of the Megumi Scene]
"Damn, babe, it's almost 11:30. We gotta move before we miss the warm sunlight." You looking worryingly at your leather watch. You pick up Ime and her bag, filled with some cat toys, cat food and her adorable kuromi bow that she absolutely adores.
"Babe, remember to grab the picnic basket, oh and the sunscreen, it's on the couch." You say while you try to pick up Ime, she's as big as your hand, but she runs fast as hell.
"Gotcha'." You say, in triumph as you catch your trackstar kitten. "You excited to go on a picnic with mum and dad, Ime?" She mews in response. You took it as a yes.
・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・
Gojo parks the car nearby the small slope, big enough to fit a willow tree. Underneath that slope lied a nice big flower field of tons of flowers. Lily of the valleys, tulips, daisy's, all sorts of asthetic flowers on pintrest. You quickly whip out your phone to snap some photos to tag Satoru in for your story.
You were the first to reach the slope, with Ime in your arms, she was a little restless, eager to run and jump in the flower field. You couldn't help but smile at the small silver cat.
You laid the picnic cloth and sat on it with Ime picking at some flowers you brought up along the way up. Satoru joined later after getting Ime's bag snd the picnic basket.
Soon, Ime got tired. It was routine that she would curl into your lap if you were there, taking the most sweetest nap you've ever seen.
This was some moments where Satoru was a gossip buddy.
"So, remember that girl that would post everyone's embarassing photos on FaceBook?" You say, sipping on some ear gray tea your brought in your thermo flask. "Ohhh, her. Her name was Pomi right?"Satoru remembers, looking at you, waiting for you to say something.
"Well, I heard her husband cheated on her." You say with grin on your face. "Oh woah...Serves her ass though." Satoru remarks, with sass in his face.
"She was so not pretty. I could see her acne popping up zits everywhere." Satoru was so in the mood for gossip right now. "Oh my gosh that so mean Babe." You said, giggling.
"There's more." You add. "there's more!?" Satoru looks rather shocked at that.
"I heard that after she found out, she grabbed a hair straightener, which was like steaming hot, and burned HALF his face off." At this point, your dear husband's jaw was ON the floor. That was so much tea so process in one sentence.
"Now she's in the mental hospital getting some therapy. And her husband in still in the hospital. I heard his skin melted off like butter." You add as you sip your earl gray and eat your sandwich.
At this point, Satoru's jaw was underground right now.
・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・
After having that rather one sided tea session, you and Satoru started cloud-gazing. Talking about the most random shit ever [mostly from gojo].
"Okay, hear me out, but, what if... we turned into silly raccoons for a day because of a curse." Satoru said blankly, honestly letting anything slip out his mouth at this point.
"That's the same thing like the cat one you asked Babe."You giggle at his silliness.
Then suddenly, you can feel yourself rolling down the slope, slowly rolling into the flower fields.
"Don't worry hun, your knight and shining armor is here!" Satoru exclaims as he rolls down the slope with you. Ime was already down with you, lying so peacefully and unbothered, her breaths steady. Satoru bumps into you gently. Some grass and pollen got into his hair, it made him look like a kid that just got done playing outside. You couldn't help but laugh. "What? Do I look funny??" Satoru asks confused. You whip out a mirror to make him look at himself. "Oh my god." Satoru says showed right before laughing with you.
・┆✦ʚ♡ɞ✦ ┆・
Before you knew it, evening came. This meant you could see the sunset you've been dying to watch with Satoru.
The skies were a warm orange, with pink mixed in. It was like a melting of two colours blended together. Making the sky look like a freshly painted canvas.
"Hey hun, you know I love you right?? Like really big. It's so big that it will be bigger than the universe." Satoru confesses, out of the blue. This makes you feel nostalgic. This was the same position and flower field where you two confessed to eachother in high school. Sitting in the grass, with Ime now curled in Satoru's lap.
This day was perfect.𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔
.𐙚✮ ⋆ ˚。𖦹 ⋆。°✩ 𐙚.
Thank you so much for reading this fic!
Likes and reblogs are greatly appreciated♡
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ma3mae · 11 months
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MAEEE AAAA I NEED PART TWO OD YOUR "NO BRAIN, JUST HORNY" HC AKSJDJDDJ
Make a part two??🥺🫶Maybe Chuuya and Nikolai?
No brain, just horny! 2
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Summary: Oh no! Your bf's acting all hot! What to do??? (Chuuya, Akutagawa, Nikolai, Fyodor)
Genre: fluff, crack, bit suggestive 🤓
Warnings: TO HORNY JAIL WITH YALL 💀✋
A/N: ANOONNN WKDJEKHFKS HERE U GO, SWEETIE 🤩🤩🤩 how can yall find rat man hot, idk man 💀 his parts rly short bc I CANT WRITE HIM so see it as a small extra 💀💀 not proofread btw 💀
Part 1
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Nakahara Chuuya
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😳 yall wanna get railed by this man, huh??
Cant blame u tho 💀😭 😭
honestly i think his reaction would prob depend on his mood, lowkey like rampo
Just that his reaction would be a bit more intense EHEH
idk if hes kinda busy at the moment and annoyed bc work is being a hoe, hed prob be all impatient like "Damn, doll. Im barely holding myself back as well so just wait a bit, will ya?"
As much as hed love to indulge u immediately, he still values his work yk 😔😔😔
ok yk what would be funny tho? Like he told u he'd be having a meeting at his work place and honestly, its not hard enough to know where it is bc its like legit one of the highest buildings (idk maybe even the highest???) in yokohama lmaoo
And you've been waiting for him to come back home after two weeks but noooo, he has to report everything to his boss 🤓🤓🤓🤓
so you're like "alright, im horny and been waiting for too long."Guess where we're going yall 😋😋😋😋???
TO HELL
Jk nah but we makin our way over there and lets just say they only know u as "the love of his life who def shouldnt be messed with if they wanna live" bc he'd go haywire AS HE SHOULD if anything happened to u 💀
Anyway we know when the meeting's being held so oopsie, we "accidentally" manage to find him in the hallway with some of his colleagues
"Oi, isn't that your girlfriend over there, Boss??" not only tachihara but everyone's confused on why u r even there??
Chuuya just whips his head around and doesnt know if he should just yeet himself outta the building or be happy to see you bc
YES
YES HE DID MISS YOU BUT WHY ARE YOU THEREEEE??💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😨
its especially bad if our boy still hasn't told you what hes actually doing bc no way in hell wants he to drag u into that shi 💀
Anyway you're just too excited so u ignore his to tomato face with a twitching eyebrow and you start to jog towards him but damn tf is that???
OF COURSE theres a bump sticking outta the carpet SMH SUE THE CLEANING STAFF😋
And obviously we all know whos gonna trip on that
But as embarassed as he is, your future hubby will make sure that you won't end up on the floor 💕💕
all you feel is a slight gust of wind and you can only open your eyes to see his gorgeous ones
"Don't just fall for me every time you see me, doll." LMAO thats so corny and he actually gets even more red when he realises wtf he just spouted out of his mouth but he couldnt help it 😭
Especially when hes holding you bridal style in his arms and you can feel him subconciously squeeze you tighter against him bc he missed his wifey
and we are just too whipped to stop ourselves from saying "Chuu chuu, i just couldnt wait anymore. Can we move this to our place? I'll be anything you want, even just a hole for you, mkay?"
HAHAHAHA WHY ARE WE LIKE THIS 💀
thats the EXACT question that goes through his mind as he just stares at you like 😳
But he cant deny that it made him feel hot, even down there a bit...
"Come in when you're done, Chuuya." is all you hear from HIS fking boss as he just sends the both of you a smile as he enters the room before closing the door
Help our man, hes so TORN
All he can do is take a deep breath, trying to stop his face from heating up bc its already hot enough as it is
He'll gently set you down but still keeps a secure grip around your waist with one arm
His gloved hand tilts your face slightly up and all you see is a sea of blue
Letting his gloved thumb slowly glide on your bottom lip
"You really like teasing me. Dont'cha sweetheart? Just give me 15 minutes and then we'll be at home. Honestly might scold you for your little stunt but it's not like you don't like that, right? But I gotta say...."
cherry sweet lips lock onto yours for what seems like only a second before feeling them on your forehead
"I did miss you pretty much...and I'll make it up to you. Thanks for your patience, love."
now YOU'RE the one who's face is about to explode and that annoying ass smirk of his isnt even helping u but oh well
He should be lucky that you're so in love with him and that his handsome looks always manage to hold you back from yelling at him out of embarassement 💀😳
He gives you a peck on the lips before giving you on last squeeze
"Only a little bit longer, okay? Will give you a proper kiss when we're at home."
He makes his way back but stops "Also I love you but please... wait at home next time. No need for anyone to see your cute ass here. Only mine to look at, yk.." the last part kinda gets muffled under his breath as he tilts his fedora down to hide his heated face but welp, ofc u heard everything 😋
Anyway, you let him go to his meeting with a wave with ur hand bc he did promise to make it up to you and your body would be tingling with excitement until yall get back home for yk what 😋😋😋💅
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Akutagawa Ryunnosuke
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ngl he'd make a similar expression to this pic here 💀 like hes fking constipated or smth
Give my man some time pls bc its his first relationship and he needs some minute to get it through his head that you feel sexually attracted enough to him to yearn for him, broo
"Can't you just... wait until we get home? Why now?" SKKSKS you think he sounds so pissed but hes just so confused 💀😭😭
lmao just came up with a ridiculous scenario
idk some random wannabe gang is stirring up some trouble in yokohama
And how do u resolve this problem as fast as u can?
By sending one of ur best men there who legit just slices them all in mere secs 😋
but wait whats that?
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
You just stare wide eyed at your boyfriend as he stands there infront of the mall, choking the living shit out of what seems to be some weird thug
"Ryu, what are you doing here?"
He just clicks his tounge out of annoyance and casually tosses the man to the side as he makes his way towards you
Stopping infront of you, you only see his furrowed eyebrows and the annoyed look on his face
But if you look closely, you'll see a glimpse of worry in them💕
"I could ask you the same thing. Didn't I telll you to stay at home? And specifically to not enter this area?"
You can only sheepishly laugh at his words and the huff at your answer wasnt that helpful
"Well, the mall here had your favorite tea on sale and I really wanted to surprise you with it!"
He just puts a hand on his face as you peek over his shoulder, only seeing whips and bits of rashomon dealing with the thugs while you boyfriend seems somehow unbothered by their presence, hell he was legit not even aknowledging them at this point 💀
"Let me just finish this real quick and then I'll take you home."
"But I still have t-"
A glare from him immediately zipped your mouth shut, deeming it unnecessary to argue with him any further since he could be very very stubborn
"Just stay behind me and wait."
If you had to be honest, watching your bf just casually beat the shit out of 20 or more men without even breaking a sweat made you feel really hot
He might be stoic, blunt or whatever everyone would call him but at the end of the day, he'd make sure you're well protected and cared for, even if it would take some nudges from you to guide him
He was a fast learner after all in every aspect of your relationship
And it wasn't until he poked your forehead that you snapped out of your trance, your face beet red and only for him to raise an eyebrow at you
"Don't tell me you got sick from just being outside for a bit? I really don't know how someone frail like you had managed to live for so long."
Harsh words yet the gentle press of his hand against your forehead was telling a different story
"Hm, you aren't heating up that much. But I'll still be taking you home."
"Can you stay with me then? Because honestly, watching that fight somehow made me really horny."
🤨 > 😳
"Are you kidding me? How does watching me beat the shit out of some random wannabe thugs make you horny?"
You can only groan at his answer but couldn't keep the smirk on your lips from growing as you noticed the red hue on his cheeks
"It's just hot to see how easy it was for you to just casually fend of all of them. Not to mention, that it's always nice to have a reminder what a strong and reliable lover I have. I'm just really lucky, I guess"
Ah, you smart vixen.
Always using his praise kink for your advantage and oh boy, he knows
But he just can't help his rising pulse at what your words just do to him
"W-Why-? Y-You-???"
Suddenly he grabbing your hand, he turns his body away from you, only his back in your sight as he continues to walk
"Ryu, are we walking ba-"
"Told you I'm taking you home. Someone has to make sure nothing happens to you since you probably wouldn't even know how to defend yourself."
"Aah, I see. Well I'll be sure to thank you properly when we're at home." 😋🤩
A hitched breath and his grip tightening around your hand really made it difficult not to laugh at him
Well, atleast it was nice knowing that you weren't the only one eager to get home asap 💀💀
At the end, you thanked him as promised and he made sure to make you feel safe as always
"Oh, thank you for the tea... I guess.." he'd mumble in your ear as he pressed your back against his chest, his arms tucked comfortably around you. 🤭
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Nikolai Gogol
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erm 😨 how about no?
Do u not value life?
Jk but his goofy ass would NEVER let u rest if u even show him a tiny bit on how horny you are 💀💀💀💀
bro's like "ew human desires, they only bind u" lowkey (not as hard as fyodor but yk what i mean)
but hes sadly down bad for his future or maybe already wifey so 😉 how could he 😉 say no 😉
like idk lets say for whatever reason u r also part of their rat gang 💀 and its honestly a big headache to endure his weird and annoying antics every day
But thats what made u fall in love bc u have bad taste 😋😋😋 same tho
is prob gonna tease u about that too like "Oh, Y/N~ So many men out there and yet you still chose me?? Either you're just very desperate or you just don't care at all! But don't worry, I'm more than happy to be the one who's on your mind all day 🤩🤩🤩" he says as he's casually bombing a whole building and kills hundreds of people 🤩
Thats for sure gonna be blowing ur mind for weeks 💀 IM SORRY
throw him into a trash can or smth 💀 jkjk maybe im not 💀💀
anyway back to the scenario 💀
lets say hes as always acting like the 🤡 he is and disrupting everyone's life by being plain annoying
Ok so fyodor threatened to kill him for the 100th time? Check.
Sigma's crying in his office bc he just escaped random pairs of scissors flying at him for the whole day? Check. someone has to cut that atrocious hair away, okur💀💀💀
Getting hit by gf after randomingly stealing kisses from her?
Che-
"But why won't you let me kiss you, Y/N????"
Dodging his attempts for what would seem the 30th time for the day, you hastily continued to make your way to Sigma, a box of self made cookies in your hand.
"You've been harassing everyone for the entire day as always! And don't get me started on what you tried to do to Sigma!"
You could only hear a whine as fast footsteps tried to outrun yours, you wanting nothing but wanting to somehow lift Sigma's spirits up since no one else would make their time to comfort him after the inhuman pranks your boyfriend couldn't refrain from doing
"But he's just so funny, you know! How could anyone resist not teasing him all day?!"
"Teasing doesn't mean endangering his life! Only because YOU don't like his hair!"
"Hmm, but won't you atleast give me one kiss before you go?"
"nope, never. Bye!"
Aah, you really shouldn't have challenged him 😨
"Well, then I guess you won't be needing that then!"
"Huh?"
A
"NIKOLAI GOGOL?! GIVE ME THE FUCKING BOX BACK!!" only hearing maniacal cackling quickly distancing itself from you, as he ran away with the box in his hand
Ah, he really was blessed with the perfect ability for him
Too stubborn and annoyed to realise his intentions, you quickly followed him, the urge of wanting to punch him pulling you towards him like a magnet
"A chase is what he wants? Okay, he'll get it." 😋😋
Knowing immediately that he made it too easy for the both of you as he nonchalantly laid on your shared bed, crumbs on his cheeks as he enjoyed your cookies, his mask casually laying next to him.
"You are more than an annoying child, you know that?"
"Yep but I don't care! Also how dare you only make cookies for your friend when you've got such a loving partner like me!"
A groan slipped out of you as you walkes over to him, earning yourself a "HEY?!" as you snatched the box away from him
"If you wanted some, you could have just asked like a normal person. I wouldn't have minded sharing some and Sigma probably not."
"Ugh, like a normal person? You know that's just boring~ buuuut if you really want me to then-"
You felt a pull at your wrist, making your chest hitting his as you landed on top of him, affectively stradling him
Both of your hands at the side of his head as you tried to lift yourself up, yet the arm around your waist stopping you, your faces only mere inches away from each other
A smirk splayed on his face as he wiped the crumbs away from his lips with his gloved thumb
Pressing it softly against your lips, the movement ingrained in your body as you opened them without any protest
a low chuckle at your cute actions as you licked the crumbs of his thumb before releasing it with a soft 'pop'
"Is that normal enough for you, my dove?"
Not letting the heat on your face and body stop you from throwing remarks at him, you merely stated "That wasn't asking, just plain seduction at this point."
Letting his eyes trail over your body and the hands next to him, tightly clutching the sheets only spurred him further on.
"Well, I've got your attention now, right?"
"You're lucky that I love you."
"Isn't it good to know we're both obesessed, dearie?"
A whine left his lips as you tucked at his hair at that statement, grazing your teeth across his neck before harshly biting on it.
"Well, then end what you've started then."
"Gladly."
Getting hit by Y/N after randomingly stealing kisses from them? Hair pulled, make out sessions and more after annoying them? Double Check.
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Fyodor Dostojevski
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💀 im dead, you're dead, we're all DEAD
ok jk he wouldnt kill u bc even if he wont admit it immediately, he loves u 😋
but why would u feed his annoying god complex like that 😨😨
but guess what 😋 youve always had bad taste so why not be together with a terrorist 🤩
Ur only dates would be either sitting in his stinky room full of computers as hes been sitting there for days and you're chilling on his lap
or yall actually go outside to ruin someone's life 💅
and honestly, what better way to confirm that humans r horrible af when he sees you get turned on by his horrid acts 💀💀💀
"I just took a life infront of your very eyes and all you say is how hot that is? Well, aren't you ruined to the point of return? But that's what makes you so interesting, I guess."
UGHH IDK HOW YALL CAN LOVE HIM 💀💀💀
i think it would be rly difficult to actually turn him on as well at first
Or catch him off guard tbh bc all you'd get is a condescending smirk of him just teasing you
He'll prob also just call u out about how horny you are but its ok bc he loves having that effect on you 🤩
"Is it seeing someone's eyes lose their light? Killing the gifted because the world would be purer without them? Tying them up and choking the life out of them? Or is it because I am the one doing these acts? Planning it all out, only for you to witness it? How about I'd do it to you, hmm?"I FEEL ITCHY AFTER WRITING THAT 💀
tbh it depends how "horny" u r tbh bc he'd prob make you beg for it first by just telling u off n stuff until you cant take ir anymore
Like if you want him then SHOW him how much you want him 🤩
he prob has not that much of a stamina but he'd make up for it with technique what am i writing rn😭😭😭😭
anyway you'd def be satisfied but he'd prob make you work for it first before tending to ur "needs"
im crying i hate this
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A/N: DAMN already hit 400 followers?? thinking of maybe doing smth for that, idk what tho. Got too many ideas 💀 and lmao sorry for the radio silence 💀 writers block and life, we love it.
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whole-circus · 10 months
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Hi I really like your work and I'd like to request nsfw of Homicidal Liu with a traumatized plus size fem reader, like where the reader loves to eat but when ever someone makes a comment about her weight she starts spiraling. I hope this isn't too much, I hope you have a great day or night, thank you sm
-Bunny Anon
Homicidal Liu x plus size fem.reader! NSWF (and a bit of SWF!)
➥ Hi and thank you!! Im always happy to write for Liu!! Also sending you lots of love and a great day/night!! Take care of yourself, you sweetie!
Hope you don't mind that I wrote some fluffy headcanons too! >:3
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For small and silly SFW things :
☆ If you wouldn't feel comfortable with eating out? Liu is your guy, eating at home is way more peacful and comfortable! I believe he would love cooking dates! You two together in kitchen, with aprons and nice music in background? Sounds amazing, doesn't it? There is something domestic in stuff like that, that he would really enjoy - Liu craves for sense of normalcy. Also! Picnic dates! Like come on, isnt that precious?
PS.I believe he would be sucker for sweet, homemade things likes cakes or cookies!
☆ Not afraid to get bloody if someone will be a meanie! I mean, he is literally a serial killer!! People can suck and he wants to protect you, so he is not afraid to stand up if you would hear not nice comments. And about spiraling - he will be always by your side to support you with loving touches and words! If you would like that, Liu would try to find you healthier ways to cope. And I promise he is patient, so he can seat and reassure you all day and night long.
Now for NSWF:
☆ Hear me out : mirror love making! If you are feeling really insecure, he would love to put you in front of mirror and show you love..small kissess all over your body, sweet words..making sex..? He finds you beautiful from every little angle and he would to show you his feelings towards you AND how pretty you are! When you are standing naked before mirror, he will list all things he loves about you..your round cheeks that lifts up when you smile! or your soft tummy that he could hug forever! or your hot thighs..please put them around his head!
He would also trace your stretch marks and give gentle smooches on your soft curves (he finds it absolutely hot, i mean he finds everything about you hot!)
☆ If you get too shy or too embarassed, not wanting to look him in the eyes..He would pull your hair or grab your chin, just to make you look him into his eyes when he fucks you silly on his cock! In the mean time, his hands would hold tightly your hips (or other parts of body, whatever is the closer)..good luck with bruises later!
☆ Would love to spank you, just the sight of your ass shaking with every spank.. Listen, you laying on bed/on his lap/or just on hands and knees with your ass up! He would love to use his hand just to touch your plushy skin or watch his hand leaving mark! And if not his hand? Then a belt, whip? Anything you are comfortable with! Liu would also like to touch your genitalia eg. rubbing your clit or fingering you while spanking! His touches are teasing but firm..
☆ Liu is a soft dom!! He would shower you in kissess and compliements!!! Just him, whispering soft things into your ear..„You are doing so good sweetheart..”, „Mhmm..so pretty for me..come on..give me this sweet sounds..”, „Thats right..watch how deep I am baby..”..He would also love to praise you and worship you..! You are like a Goddess to him..he would kiss the ground you are walking on, man..he would spend hours just on his knees!
☆ He would eat you out like he has been starving for days..he loves the taste of you and he loves if you squeeze him with your adorable thighs! Would also leave a lot of bites and hickeys! But you can't blame him, you are such a good girl for him!
☆ If you would feel comfortable..then he would love to do some sexy homemade photo shoot..doesn't matter if only in some cute lingerine, that fits your curves perfectly or naked! He would make you look so amazing..or!! Liu could draw you (I believe he already do that without your knowledge - nothing lewd but you know)..please please be his model! You are the prettiest girl walking on earth..!
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veliamore · 1 year
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Sorry, same anon from before, I apologize I didn’t look at the rules but thanks for clarifying, can I get Rn Okumura hc’s from the Fluff Alphabet, letters E, L, and S?
FIRST BLUE EXORCIST REQ WOHOOO , sorry for the lack of posts btw , i don't feel like wanting to write these days , so im trying to do the shortest reqs first !!
okumura rin + letters E , L , S
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E : emotions ( how do they express emotions around you ? )
he wants you to think he's a big , cool looking guy , he doesn't cling to you like a baby ... pft of course not ..... 10 minutes without seeing you and he's already frustrated omg. He gets embarassed giving you affection in front of others but that doesn't stop him from touching you ; though when you two are alone he's completely different , he follows you around like a lost puppy until you give him the attention he deserves ... he's so whipped for you tbh.
L : love ( how do they love you ? )
His love his warm , like his flames ; everytime he's with you he feels so happy and relaxed , he knows he doesn't have to hide nothing from you , that you'll accept him for the half demon and half human he is , son of Satan. He's not someone really important , like a rich guy or something like that , he can't shower you in the appreciation he thinks you deserve , but he's sure to remember you you're very special to him , you're part of the family after all , something he really loves with all his heart. He's so happy to be with you , and he hopes you think the same about him too.
S : secrets ( how open are they with you ? )
I don't think he'll ever hide something from you , like i said before , and its not like he had many secrets to hide tho. But , if we're talking about something , a secret The Vatican has forced to be secret , hidden from all the human expect exorcists , than he will have to make the effort to shut his mouth from you , you could never know what they could do to you if you were to discover it , and Rin of course doesn't want anything bad to happen to you
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howlingmod · 11 months
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I'll tell him it's in the contract!
summary ; reader+their gang is HEAVILY, heavily, practicaly lifted, based on rockafire explosion! they're specifically based off of billy bob and have one or two lines where they're written with the slightest accent ever. i think. reader is said to be an animal animatronic, but the specific animal is never specified. also never explained why wally and them are there but um. it's for some kindof collaboration company getogether for profit Thing. ok? ok. yeah.
notes ; not proof read ! if it's bad it's because i have been thinking about this for ages and also just needed to get myself to finish something .. and also im a bit rusty because uhh .. remember when i last posted? haha ..... sorry.
wc - 1.2k
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“Oh my gosh- Well, aren’t you just the tiniest button in the bunch!” One high-pitched voice squealed, the owner towering over Wally. She was bent over slightly to look down at him, curled tail wagging side-to-side behind her.
“Tiniest button in the bunch? Don’t you mean tiniest button in the jar?” The equally as towering, crow-like figure next to the previous one questioned, arms folded firmly over his chest as he peered down at the short puppet skeptically.
“Wh- That doesn’t make any sense! Who keeps all their buttons in a jar?!” The former cried in response, straightening up from her half-bent stance and whipping to look at him in shock. With the other’s comment, they seemed to completely forget about Wally, leaving him an audience of one to the two’s conversation.
“Plenty’a people do! My mamma always kept hers in one, kept ‘em from rollin’ on away!” The other figure explains confidently, beaming with pride as he turned to the former.
“But what if the prettiest one was way, way down in the jar! How would she get it out then? Would she just dump the whole thing out? That’s craziness!”
“Hey, don’t talk about my mamma like that-”
“Guys, guys,” a third voice suddenly interjects, owner hiding out of sight somewhere behind Wally, “Did nobody teach you some manners? This ain’t any way to treat a new guest, poor fella just walked in and you two are already scrappin’ with eachother!” A quick half turn from Wally reveals information both surprising and unsurprising, as he has to crane his neck upwards still to see their face in the poor lighting. They seemed less than pleased with the other two’s behavior, lip half turned in frustration.
The other two’s posture immediately relax, the higher-pitched one’s shoulders drooping like dog ears as the other looked away in embarassment.
“We’re sorry, (Name), I suppose we were just a bit excited,” the higher-pitched one pouted, not meeting anyone’s eyes as she looked to the floor. Her downtrodden mood didn’t last long though, as she seemingly sprung back to life, looking back to Wally as she lit back up, “Oh- I hope you can brush our rudeness aside. It’s just so nice to see a new friend! Or, is it meet a new face? Ah, either way, it’s so nice to see you!”
She crouches down to Wally’s level, shortening the height gap and giving his neck some much needed relaxation, “My name is Chelsea, this guy is Cole, he seems a bit mean at first but I promise he’s got a big heart under all those feathers!”
Cole snapped back to attention at this comment, looking to Chelsea indignantly, “Why- That’s not fair! You’re butchering my character completely!” He straightened his posture, readjusting the tie at his neck as he looked to Wally, “Don’t listen to her, she’s fallen off stage one too many times now. She got my name right, at least. I hope you can grow to understand me more on your own accord and make your own judgement,” he corrected firmly, glaring at Chelsea out of the corner of his eye on his last few words.
Without making any real response to the other two, Wally turns to the third figure from before, quietly looking up to them in wait. They took a second before seemingly realizing everyone was waiting for their own introduction. “Ah, you mighta heard, I’m (Name). I’m just one of the side shows here, alongside a couple’a other guys.”
He stayed quiet still, only nodding ever so slightly as he waited for someone to talk again. He really wasn’t sure of how to make heads or tails of this whole thing quite yet, these folks seemed so different from his friends in the neighborhood. Yet, it all seemed so familiar to his friends at the same time. How terribly confusing …
Picking up on his silence, (Name) spoke up again, “How about this, I can show you around while your folks and my folks get to know eachother a bit, that sound good?” Wally looked up at them, previous train of thought falling off into the back of his mind.
“Promise I won’t make things too boring, but you’ll have to excuse me a bit, an old (animal) like me only has so much natural wit left by now.” (Name) reassured further, smiling and making a hand over heart gesture with one hand as their other reached out to him in offering. He gave their hand a glance before looking back up to their expression. Well, he couldn’t say no to that, now could he?
-You stayed true to your word, giving him a full tour of the place. He didn’t even realize how little you really described the places you visited, too distracted by all the stories of your friends you told him. If he was anxious before, that was definitely gone now. With every last tale you regaled, he found himself relating more and more. Sure, your friends were definitely a little more rowdy than he thought his were, but they all had that same love for eachother he seen in his neighborhood time and time again.
-He stuck by your side for the most part, tailing you like a lost dog around the place even after the tour was really over. Initially, it was just because you’d offered to sit with him while some of your friends put on a show, but he’d found himself jumping off your little stage you two had watched from to follow you to your room and talk more before even thinking about it.
(-He’d enjoyed that show immensely. Your friends were all such talented musicians! He couldn’t recognize the song they were playing, but from your heavy applause and their beaming at the sound, he joined in with his own, softer clapping. You’d pointed out each member of the band to him, leaning over to tell him a little bit about them and reminding him of the ones he’d already heard of and met. The music was loud and proud, but he’d found himself fixated on the sound of your voice anyway.)
-When he finally got to see how you performed alongside all your friends, he was excited. Not only did he finally get to see your talent, but he also got to see just how you interacted with your friends. You all bounced off eachother well, similarly to that conversation between Chelsea and Cole that he’d interpreted as an argument but you’d told him was banter- he could see now, how even when some of you were making digs at eachother, everyone was smiling and laughing. You all were so close that you knew the mean words didn’t mean anything bad, only said to amuse and entertain. It was nice.
-He didn’t realize how sucked into the performance he was getting, completely unaware of the puzzled look his own friend, Barnaby was giving him. It was only till the dog followed the shorter puppet’s gaze that he got an idea of what was going on. He could only snicker to himself, leaning back in his chair now that he’d assured his friend was alright. Once curtains were finally called and Wally had paused in his clapping, without any preface, Barnaby had spoken up. “So, the (animal), huh?”
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bambuwu-writes · 2 years
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Hi boo! 💕 Whenever you want and can think you could do a hc for (let's act surprised) Tsumugi, Omi and Tsuzuru when they are super whipped for their s/o?? like, i want them to love us so much ugh no shame asdfgh take care as always and sending you a big muah! 💕
Emi my bestieeee! <3
Tsumugi
omg he’s so SAPPYYYYYYYYYYYYY
come get your man he’s legit talking to the flowers about you
“I’m so excited for you all to grow up big and strong :))) Once you’re all ready I’m gonna take you to meet someone :))) They’re very nice, I hope you like them!” BABE THESE ARE PLANTS,,,,THEY ARE NOT COGNISCANT OF THE FACT THAT THEY ARE GOING TO BE IN A MINIATURE BOUQUET
he is SO precious tho… i feel like in terms of love languages he’d be really into gift giving and quality time
so at least once a week you two either go out for coffee or make some at home and cuddle up in the garden for a nice and slow morning
he also has this really cute habit where, instead of giving you a kiss on the cheek or something, he’ll just kinda softly smoosh his face against you..what a weirdo [read: what a cutie :”””)))]
if you happen to dislike alcohol he absolutely doesn’t mind, but if you do like having a sippy sip every now and then, he is a great person to drink with
azuma and homare loving bringing home nice wines for the adults at mankai to sample during nights in, and guy is always willing to mix a drink or two for his friends
as much as he loves verbally expositing essays about theatre when he’s tipsy, he also becomes a TOTAL cuddlebug its vv cute <333
if you have to get up to grab some snacks or hop into the bathroom real quick, you will come back to tsumu looking the sliiightest bit mopey
he j wants to keep his hands on you :((( make sure you’re still right there with him :((( uk he loves you soooo muuu- OOO you brought pretzels yaaay :D!!!!!! [SILLY BABY,.,.HOLD HIM PLEASSSEEEE]
makes you really nice fluffy omeletts the morning after to make up for anything embarrassing he might have said the night before…. if you give him a little ‘good morning’ peck on the cheek he will brighten up considerably tho.
Omi
He,.,he’s kinda obsessed with giving you forehead kissies.,,
Like, he will not leave the dorms, nor let you leave without a forehead kiss, makes him feel safe :)
if you do it back to him he will go to the akigumi groupchat and literally tell them he’s found his future spouse. they cant bring themselves to clown on him. [banri clowns on him the tiniest bit but thats just bc he knows omi is being so honest rn that it makes the kid tear up a little. fuck man, you cant just go and prove love is real to me like this? ewwww???]
he has,,, ok DONT laugh, but…he has burned food bc he was thinking ab you…EMBARASSING right???? [he’s so cute wtf i cant even write this with a straight face ]
not a day goes by where he doesnt either text you or tell you in person how handsome and pretty and cute you are [EURGJK,,,he’s sooooo…]
you will find yourself wondering if he even knows what he’s doing to you…[answer: he DOES WTF WAUUUUGH,,.,]
ok he does this little thing…where like, when he hugs you from behind he’ll always say this precious little ‘hey :)’ so he doesnt scare you [SOBBING..GIMME A MINUTE…], and then he runs his hands up your back, over your shoulder blades, and down your arms before snuggling into the crook of your neck [im gonna SCREEAMM,,,HOW IS HE LIKE THIS…]
loves playing low romantic music while he’s cuddling with you [i’m currently back on my hozier kick and wauughg,.,good music..] and if you start singing along? god help this man i dont even think he’ll be breathing so he could hear you better..
baby him PLEASEEEEEEEE THIS MAN NEEDS SOME CARE AND TENDERNESS IN HIS LIFE…
gets all smiley and giggly when you baby him :”) turns out he really melts when someones taking care of him… he will pull you in for cuddles and you will not escape [he will begrudgingly let you go if you really want to, or need to get work done]
Tsuzuru
Gives you kisses on your temple! It just felt so right the first time he did it and it stuck!
Ok ok, i swear this isnt creepy, i promise i swear i pinky promise!! He really likes just snuggling his face to the nape of your neck, his lips pressed against your shoulder bc he really likes how you smell. It really calms him down.
Like he has stolen your clothes before so he could have you around even when,..,uk,,You The Person weren’t around
he is so used to being in a household of siblings so he thought sharing hoodies and stuff would come natural-WRONG WRONG WRONG DEAD WRONG
he looses his fucking marbles when he sees you in his clothes he is fucked up fr, god spare his SOUL if you swipe a pair of his shorts or sweatpants…he’s gonna have to actually turn away from you for a second to collect himself
like woaaaoww,.,.,.mine?,.,,mine??? like,,not in the objectify-y way but,..,,.omg mine???
MINE?????
cooking for you. 25/8. it will never end. so much yummby food,.,.,thank u tsuzu,.,.
fr like every single time you see him you’re getting fed SOMETHING like if you’re hanging out in the dorms? apron ON stove ON pan BUTTERED. if you meet somewhere outside? you’re either going out for a snack or he came with some food packed w him
he’s such a little weirdo too, like, if he’s in an affectionate mood there is a 62% chance he will lean in as if to give u a kissie and then fucking noms on your earlobe
ITS THE SILLIEST WAY HE KNOWS TO EXPRESS AFFECTION AND HE LIKES HEARING YOU GIGGLE I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU?????
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hiraya-rawr · 1 year
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hello! i've been following u for quite some time now and i rlly love the way u write!! 🫶 i'm a fellow writer but i'm still comtemplating if i should open a writing blog bcos english is not my first language. sorry i feel like this suddenly turned into a rant/vent message 😣 anyway, the reason i wrote to u is to share smth that's been on my mind for a lil while now! have u watched kimi ni todoke? i recently finished the anime + manga and i rlly loved the whole series! i can't stop myself simping for sawako and it's kinda ironic since in these kinds of romance anime, u typically get hung up with the male lead but it was the opposite for me! kazehaya is sure charming but my little darling sawako is so adorable im willing to burn the world for her 😞 okay i got sidetracked again sorry for my simp ass jdkwkxiw
so i've been thinking of sawako!reader that works for the kamisato clan. long, black hair that usually hides her face — she's kinda feared amongst the workers inside the kamisato estate. always mistaken as a ghost or spirit that roams around the estate when in fact, she's just trying to finish her job. rumors about her seem to worsen everyday that even the loyal and trusted retainer of the head, thoma, thinks it's kind of ridiculous. of course, our ever charming blonde boy tries to interact more with the reader but he feels like he was hated. don't get her wrong tho, she admires thoma so much! who wouldn't? he's lively, respectful and always seemed to be the center of attention, even amongst the maidens that work for the kamisato. she strives to be a person just like him but the reader understands that she somehow scares the people she tries to talk with. worry not, she isn't discouraged by this! she simply has to try next time right? there's always a next time (tho she couldn't help but wonder, when is this next time? why does it take so long?). little did she know, her life's going to be changed when the gentleman himself took it upon his hands to properly talk and get to know her. little by little, her life changed and she even managed to befriend the lady of the house, lady ayaka! the ever kind and loving younger sibling of the kamisato household, ayaka made it her life mission to try and make the reader smile. no one had seen her smile genuinely, and frankly speaking, even thoma and ayaka felt the chills run down their spines when they tried to force her one time to give them a smile. it's safe to say that they never tried it again. ayaka did succeed and it took only a game of hotpot to see how much of a beautiful maiden the reader was, especially with that eyes filled with stars. and archons, the way her lips curl into a small and satisfied smile, thoma suddenly had the urge to keep this smile, only for him to see because gods this girl is so heavenly he was sure others would stop and stare. his eyes widen when he realized his train of thoughts, cheeks burning in embarassment as he berated himself because why would he even try to keep the reader for himself? he's so stupid (and whipped yes, don't tell him i said that), he thought as he silently squirmed in his seat. no one but ayaka noticed the whole ordeal, hiding her own smile behind her fan. oh the fun she would have watching these two, especially her retainer. the pining, the awkward yet satisying interactions, the stealing and fleeting glances—oh, she's so excited! (ayaka is me fr). she can't wait to spill all of these to her brother!
so yeah haha that's all for now, i think i got carried away with this brainrot im so sorry kwkxiwjd
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I haven't watched kimi ni todoke! i actually haven't been able to watch anything lately other than bungo stray dogs and moriarty 😭 but this is a scrumptious brainrot, dw about the rant, thank you for sending this in!
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floshav · 1 year
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daydreams
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fandom: Harry potter
pairings: regulus black x fem!reader
heads up! words that are written in italics are y/n's or regulus' thoughts
ʷᵒʳᵈ ᶜᵒᵘⁿᵗ : 1.7k
warnings : mention of readers chest being small, cuss words, pining, dirty thoughts, jealousy, obsessive thoughts
summary: regulus and y/n have become quite close over the years, it all started when they found relatability in both having obnoxious siblings who overshadowed them. One smitten day, y/n finally realised that she'd just might be catching feelings for her best friend. She would always find herself nervous or giddy whenever they were together. Always wondering whether she looked fine or if she could ever be his type. These were all new feelings to her, nothing that she'd ever really thought about in the past when she was with him, but the main thoughts that fled her mind were far more devious than she'd like to admit. Regulus takes up on the fact that y/n seems dazed out whenever they're together, and makes it his mission to find out what just runs through her mind.
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"Regulus Arcturus Black. if you like the damn girl just go talk to her! idiot." Y/n said with a mouth full of bland mashed potatoes, she never really liked the taste.. but what choice did she have anyway.
"No, i will not embarass my stupid ass in front of Heather. Plus i dont even like her that much!" Regulus screeched exhaustedly.
"Yea right. Why did you get all nervous and panicky when she spoke to you? I call bullshit Black" Y/n now said while sipping on her goblet filled with pumpkin juice.
"Its because i literally have no social skills whatsoever when it comes to girls y/n. You should know that by now stupid." Regulus said in an annoyed smiley face, almost chuckling at his inabilities.
"Wowwwww. Fine. So im not a girl to you then?" Y/n scoffed while rolling her eyes dramatically.
"Yes madam y/n! I think you'd suit a beard. Oh wait, or was it Sir y/n?" Regulus teased while continuing the last bit of last minute homework he had layed on the table.
"Fuck off." Y/n now said with a toothy grin trying to focus on the meal at hand "Look the only reason why i dont feel nervous around you is because you're my bestfriend y/n. What, do you want me to be nervous around you?" Regulus now said directly looking into y/n's eyes making her feel a weird churn of nervousness in her stomach.
"U-uh no. What- i totally knew that! I was just messing with you Reggie." Y/n mumbled now not being able to hold the eye contact she was holding seconds ago.
Was this how it was going to be from now on? Me feeling this weird sensation whenever Regulus got a bit playful. Ugh kill me now.
Without realising it, y/n had been silent for a few moments just lost in her thoughts making Regulus' curiousity peek.
"What in merlin's name has you so zoned out. Helloooo" Regulus said whilst waving his hand effortlessly in her face.
'Hmm? Yes what is it." Y/n said finally out of her head
"Nothing. You just seem a bit off lately, everything alright?" Regulus inquired now paying full attention to her
"N-no. Uhm everythings fine. Stop acting weird Reggie!" Y/n panicked, because it seemed like he was catching on to her thoughts
"Okay... chill out wanker" Regulus now said with an awkward face, but resumed his homework to end this seemingly awkward conversation they were beginning to have.
"Hey Regulus! c'mere!!"
y/n and regulus whipped their heads to meet eyes with the voice whow as calling his name. Low and behold, it was Heather.
She was sitting over next to her gang giggling and whispering to eachother, like a bunch of idiots y/n thought.
There it was again, those feelings of jealousy that turned in her stomach.
Stop it you idiot! Stop stop stop. This is great for regulus. He needs another friend. Yes. Enough!
"Shit, what the hell do i do?!?" Regulus now panicked whilst trying to make it seem like he wasnt. Ultimately failing at it of course.
"Just go talk to her fool! This is your time to finally make a new girlfrien- i mean friend thats a girl! Reggie look, if anything happens i'll be here, ready. Wands out and all." Y/n said with reassuring eyes which always made Regulus feel better.
"Okay. OKAY OKAY. I CAN DO THIS. Thank you y/n. You're the bestest friend ever" Regulus motivated himself whilst slowly getting out of his chair for a slow yet sauve approach towards Heather and her minions.
Even though y/n was proud of her shy friend, she couldnt help put feel a pit form at the bottom of her stomach from the words "You're the bestest friend ever". I mean it was true right? They were the bestest friends. Probably the bestest friends in Hogwarts if it wasnt for their obnoxious siblings being the so called marauders. So why was she feeling sad that it was just that.
Y/n glanced over at the pair who had seemed to kick it off. It wasnt much of a sight for sore eyes persay, but what could she do.
She glanced over at her watch which she wished was running late, because it meant she was late for her first class, potions with slughorn. Great. She checked back to see if regulus had noticed the time, but all she saw was the thing she loved most, his smile intended for the eyes of Heather. Without even bothering, she got up and gathered her textbooks to leave the great hall.
Timeskip to the middle of class!
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Y/n spent most of the class bored, wondering where Regulus was because he was NEVER late, and she really means never. Her attention was finally awakened when everyone heard the wooden door to the classroom creak open, only to reveal... Regulus.
"Ah! Regulus Black. Finally care to join us now? You've been absent for the past 30 minutes! You shall see me after class. Now, take your seat and refer to the person next to you." Slughorn warned sternly.
Y/n didnt even bother to look his way, knowing that he didnt even notice her leave the great hall earlier, let alone for 30 minutes straight. It was petty of her, but they were bestfriends for merlins sake! They never left eachother's side ever since they met.
Out of the blue, she felt a small piece of crumpled up parchment hit the side of her face. She crouched down the pick it up, finally realising it was from the douche himself.
She subconsciously rolled her eyes while unravelling it to see Regulus' neat handwritting apologising for the earlier events.
hey im sorry for not walking to class with you earlier, Heather wanted to show me something and guess what? She ended up locking me in the fucking broom closet with her for like 30 minutes trying to make out with me or some shit.
was what the letter read out.
Y/n started to feel a pit of jealousy form but couldn't help but feel bad that Regulus had to do something he didnt want to do. But many thoughts raced her mind.
What if they actually did makeout and he was trying to make it seem like they didnt. No y/n. Stop why would you even care if he made out with her or not. Its good that he's getting some action in his romantic life right? Right.
What if it was me that was stuck in there with him. All the things i'd do to see him in a loose tie and ruffled up hair panting breathless all because of me. The way his hands would feel on my waist while i stared up at him with innocent eye- SHIT. STOP LETTING THESE THOUGHTS ROAM YOUR HEAD!!
And with those thoughts, Y/n's face immedietly turned red with embarassment and lust. What if those thoughts ever became a reality were the thoughts that constantly replayed in her mind.
"psst wanker. I didnt mean to leave you, seriously. Im sorry." Regulus now said dangerously close to y/n's ear, making her feel hot all of a sudden.
"Whatever" was the only word that y/n mumbled whilst focusing her attention back to whatever slughorn was saying.
"C'mon dont be like that." was the last sentence Regulus said before giving up
*:・゚✧*:・゚ time skip ! after all classes
Y/n spent the whole day speed walking away from Regulus just to not cause a scene. If there was no one around she would most definitely be running away from the boy, not wanting to see his face at all. Life was a blur at that point, thoughts fogged up with Regulus whilst y/n dragged through the day without any social interaction, which surely couldn't be healthy until finally, Regulus managed to corner her at the end of an empty hallway.
"Y/n, whats up with you? You've been avoiding me for the whole day." Regulus now said while looking into y/n's eyes hands at the side of her face pinning the wall behind her.
Y/n started to feel nervousness bloom in her stomach again, and even in the places she didnt want to mention.
"Look. I get it, im a forgettable part of your day so what's the point in dwelling on this friendship when you could go start a fresh new one with Heather!" Y/n said frustrated while she felt a heavy feeling start to overcome her eyes.
"Y/n what? Are you okay? How can you be a forgettable part of my day when i literally spend every waking moment with you! Even when we're apart, the only things that cross my mind are.. well first of all slughorns long ass essay papers, but for the most part you!" Regulus softly raised his voice with frustration while his mouth hung low
"I-i, Im sorry im not enough Reggie. Maybe Heather would be a better friend, i mean she's pretty, she has good grades and for merlin's sake atleast she has womanly boobs for a guy to like." Y/n cried out now feeling tired with herself whilst she looked down to her shoes.
"Hey look at me." Regulus said while using his hand to lift her chin up
"I don- " He sighs. "i dont fucking want Heather y/n. I want you and only you." He said with intense eye contact which made y/n fall weak in her knees.
"Y-you wh-" Before y/n could finish her sentence, she felt a warm pair of lips gently crash into hers before doubtfully backing away.
"i-i shit. im sorry y/n i dont know why i did that i-" Regulus stuttered with regret before feeling a soft pair of hands and lips caress his face roughly.
"Shut up. You're forgiven" Y/n mumbled through their much so needed kiss.
Regulus had both his arms wrapped around the bottom of her waist, being ever so delicate with the touch whilst y/n was going at it at his lips, wanting the moment to last forever. Soft pants and whimpers were left from Regulus' mouth wanting y/n to never stop.
"I wish i told you i loved you sooner." Were the last words that left Regulus' mouth before their night took off.
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GUYS. This was my FIRST ATTEMPT AT WRITING SOME BORDERLINE STEAMY STUFF. *cries internally* i hope it was okay... i know it was short but if you liked it lmk please!! i will release more in the future. Also if you have any requests for fanfic plots, you can always flood my asks!!
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lesbian-empress-nero · 4 months
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“You know... I didn’t think fog could be so calming before I got to know you.”
A simple truth. Not a huge, profound confession, but he had never been the type.
Izanami continued to hold his hand, gaze up at the foggy air around them, a soft smile adorning her face.
There was no wolfish grin with too many teeth and a wrinkled nose, but her scarlet eyes gleamed with the same light that they did when she smiled like nothing else mattered.
When nothing except him mattered.
“Fog can be beautiful if you open your eyes and look. Everything in this world is like that. Though nothing is without its ugliness, there are aspects that shine through when you least expect them to,” Izanami said, looking at him.
Her smile grew, and she turned her gaze back to the sky. “...Thank you for trusting me, keijisan.”
“Even as a primordial goddess of death, you still insist on calling me that...” Adachi murmured, shaking his head.
Izanami was odd. She made crude jokes and smiled with too much teeth and had no concept of personal space.
And he was whipped.
It wasn’t a dramatic realisation, no ‘oh’ moment that hit him like a train, no flustered mess of tripping over his own words and avoiding his lover out of embarassment.
He just knew.
Dojima-san probably would have called it a ‘detective’s intuition’, being able to tell someone was affecting you differently.
But it wasn’t that. It was somehow knowing that even though nothing had happened yet, technically, if Izanami told him to do something for her, he’d do it without question.
Like a dog.
He loved Izanami like a hound, thoughts constantly drifting back to her, the desire to always be near her in some way or another, accompanying her wherever she went unless she said otherwise.
But Izanami didn’t treat him like a dog. She didn’t have him leashed to her side at all times, she didn’t keep him locked up and hidden away.
She treated him like something fragile and delicate, holding him and looking at him like he was the rarest flower to ever bloom.
She loved him like he was something to be cherished, he loved her like a dog.
How funny.
He was barely aware of Izanami speaking until he felt someone cupping his cheek.
“What- Ah, sorry... Could you repeat that...?”
Izanami smiled, too much teeth and a wrinkled nose, and tilted her head slightly.
“Nothing important,” she assured him, her voice impossibly gentle.
It frankly made his heart hurt.
So many times now had his thoughts been consumed by the one in front of him, no longer occupied by the one he’d seen on TV so many times. Her flat appearance was nothing compared to the flesh and bone and warmth given to him by the woman holding him now. Her calloused hands, her darkly-circled eyes, the frizz of her hair. Little imperfections that would never be allowed on TV, but made Izanami seem that much more real.
She leaned closer to him, and pressed a kiss to his cheek.
“The fog grows thicker, keijisan. I ought to walk you home,” she murmured, her breath warm against his clammy skin.
“Why not stay the night? It’d be nice to have some company,” he suggested, trying to keep his voice down.
Part of him wondered where Izanami went at night.
The goddess gave him a smile, soft and gentle and full of unspoken emotions that said everything.
“I’ll do just that, if you’re offering,” she said, her voice saccharine and soft.
“Then let’s get going. After all, the fog is getting thicker. We wouldn’t want to get lost,” Adachi reluctantly rose to his feet, helping Izanami up.
She clung to his arm, heedless of his personal space, strolling beside him with her head held high.
And as they walked, she smiled with too much teeth and a wrinkled nose.
THEY ARE PROGRESSING!!! THEY ARE GETTING CLOSE!!!!!!! Adachi in denial finally recognizing his feelings ft. izanami being izanami (silly edition) GOD im in love with them!!!!!! GRRRGEHREGR HEHRHHG YOU WRITEGB THEM SO GOOD GRR
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pandasized-crevice · 2 years
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MY FRESH JUST WACTHED KINNPORSCHE EP 9 THOUGHTS
I’m shaking,sweating in my boots let’s go
hmmm hmmm hmm giving a sob story huh
SIT THE FUCK DOWN SIR LIAR
i love kinn raising his eyebrows he's so FINE
NO FUCKING WAY THE WATER WAS POISONED?!?!
KING!!!!!!OHMYGOD HE LOOKS STUNNING PER USUAL
YES LETS KILL HIM
AYO WHO ARE YOU BIG TO GIVE YOUR TWO CENTS
oh wait big suspected tawan as a traitor perhaps ill let him slide
don't speak to porsche whore,keep my kings name outta your mouth too
NOOOO I WANTED DEATH TO TAWAN
big giving tawan the death stare as he should
why hello kim (jeff is so beautiful fr)
STOP HE'S THINKING OF CHAY AND HIS SONG IM FADING
POL AND ARM AND PETE MY LOVES
got that bitch under surveillance
ARM DOES KNOW....pete babe come on put the pieces together
i forgot to turn off the water arm please
HOES FOR ABANDONING PETE
H EY bet this when kinn gives pete the mission to spy/infiltrate
I KNEW IT
pete said i am not the one mr kinn
its so cute the arm and pol were just watching and ran back to pete after kinn left i love them
no sleeves for tawan ig
NOT THIS MUSIC CHANGE HEY
when all three are in the same room i break out in hives
PAUSE; kinn looks adorable in the picture
the way porsche is trying to see too
WE REALLY GOING DOWN MEMORY LANE RN?!?!
sTOP the pictures are cute damnit
porsche doing the jumps in the bg someone stop this
kinn please stop this sir YOUR OTHER MAN IS IN THE SAME ROOM HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU
porsche losing his mind i the bg i know it CUZ I WOULD BE
why does tawan speak in third person?
oh its the grabbing kinns arm for me,if i was porsche id walk right in between them like EXCUSE ME
DUDE THIS IS ASS FOR PORSCHE I HATE YALL
finally porsche speaks up my king you don't need this
kinn ik you're not doing this on purpose but im still going to beat your ass
the look porsche is giving kinn
what meeting?!?! kinn ik your mentally FOOLISH THAT IS WHY IM GOING TO OPEN UP A HOSPITAL-
tankhun i love you sir
not another gift basket porsche...actually yes yok deserves them
her jacket is fabulous omg
YOK IS ALL KNOWING
porsche sweetie that is not the way
ooooh i wonder what yok's way is
SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS THIS SLIDING IN SCENE
FUCK IT UP PORSCHE YES KING
porsche & his white undies man
wait are we acting pathetic to get a mans attention?????
dear lord kinn looks so fine SIR OUT THAT CHEST AWAY ITS LETHAL
WE ARE ACTING PATHETIC FOR ATTENTION!!!!!
A Y O CLEAN MY BODY kinn babes if you don't see this as the ruse it is....
damn porsche way to be subtle
YOK I LOVE YOU QUEEN
P A U SE I CANT GO ON IF PORSCHE STARTS MAKING NOISES I JUST CANT
STOP the face kinn is making when he leans in
DAMN PORSCHE SLAMMING THAT MAN ON THE COUCH
J E S U S CHRIST
BITCH YOU CAN SEE THE BOTTOM HALF OF KINN PLEASE
PETE THAT WAS DISGUSTING
SARANGHAEYO pete i swear to god
kinn you whore you liked that close call?!?!
why tf is kinn moving his feet
PETES RIGHT THERE!!they are so foul horny bastards fr
ew tawan OH?what just happened?
vegaspete enthusiasts are screaming rn
pete....ONE JOB
macau shut the fuck up about tankhun
BIBLE IS SO STUNNING
porsche tf you doing?oh cameras right
YOU ARE SO COOL your hand in marriage arm thanks
OH SO PORSCHE IS DOING TO SEE/HEAR WHATEVER KINN WAS DOING IN THERE WITH TAWAN OH
man damn it either have the evidence tawans way or nothing
CHAY BELOVED!! go out with your friends chay :(
AH THE UNDERWATER SCENE
THE FUCK IS VEGAS DOING HERE GIRL WHAT
porsche dont drink that shit please be wary
ID SAY LEAVE FOOL
dear lord vegas
IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS KINN WAS THERE THE WHOLE?TIME
could you imagine if tawan whips out a gun rn......
NOO id throw myself into a river that is so embarassing
oh hell no porsche is not the mole don't twist this around you snake
NO FUCKING WAY DAMNIT DAMNIT NO
kims making those annoyed sighs and im going to beat his ass
HE MADE HIM A GUIATR PICK IM SOBBING
AHHHHHHH A CONFESSION?!?!? CHAY IS BRAVER THAN THE FUCKING MARINES HOLY SHIT CHEEK KISS?!?!
tawan i swear to god he's such a bastard
tankhun the only one with brains in this godforsaken family
PISSING SHITTING MY PANTS ITS VEGAS
ep10 preview: PETE GOES UNDERCOVER FOR PORSCHE?!?!BITCH
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brellas · 6 years
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me @ ezra now that he’s done singed somethin new: i say that’s my fuckgin husband and i’m his bitch !!!! he owns me !!!!!!
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dr4kenlvr · 2 years
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who.. the FUCK callin' 📞 u ?!
pairing: most of the toman boys x gn!reader (separate)
genre/wc: crack/humour (0.7k)
request: Basically the reader decides to pull a prank on the tr boys (separate head cannons if that's ok 🙏 ) where they are just chilling when the reader gets a call. Since they're with the boys there like oh haha let's put the call on speaker and see what the person calling gotta say. instead of an actual person though all they hear blast though the call is this audio; sorta nsfw dont play out loud in front of family.
a/n: IM DEADDDD this was hilarious to write. thanks for sending this in,, check out this post for some more wack writing on toman and reader. + NSFW (?) prank!!; it's basically about reader pretending to get a call and all the boys hear is someone saying they're jerking off ok enjoy (not proofread ok ilyguys)
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while he's talking to you, you eruptly tell him that you're "getting a phone call" he nods and let's you answer: "hello? yes?" you say to no one, while you try your hardest not to laugh. they wait patiently until they hear a man on the other line say, "i'm over here strokin' my dick, i got lotion on ma dick right now- i'm just strokin' my shit. i'm horny as fuck man, i'm a freak man, like for real-"
MIKEY: doesn't really comprehend it right away but when he does: his eyes go wide, jaw wide open as his food nearly falls out his mouth. he can't believe what he's hearing- who is talking to his s/o like that?? they're strokin' their dick???? to y/n???? WHAT. he screams out: "y/n?! who is that?!! end it! oh my god!" he's so frantic as he crawls over to look at the call ID, only to see his red face look back at him. he's super pouty after, "y/n's so mean!" cute.
DRAKEN: I CAN'TTT immediately once the guy says "dick" draken is whipping his head towards you so hard he probably got whiplash. his eyes are a mix of bewilderment, disgust, and pure confusion because who the fuck is calling you???? hence he quite literally asks you: "y/n, who the fuck is calling you?" and he looks so angry at not you- but at the audacity this person has. "gimm-gimme the fucking phone." he snatches it from you and sees his own face. "not fucking funny." he's embarrased though <3
TAKEMITCHI: his heart falls out his ass when he hears what the person says. why is this person calling you and why are they saying such vile things? he starts to holler and scream because he doesn't know what to do. tries blocking your ears while simultaneously blocking his own, yelling: "HANG UP OH MY GOD!" he ends up looking stupid on camera and you have to stop yourself from ending the filming too early from literal tears.
BAJI: mf looks at you with the smelliest face ever, like it's the stankiest face he's ever pulled. he's so torn on whether to yell or yell so he yells: "AYO! OH HELL NAH, GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE." similar to draken, he doesn't play when people fuck with his s/o. "LET ME TALK TO THE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!" so he's trying to grab onto your phone and makes a mental note to get back at you when he sees himself staring back at him.
CHIFUYU: is drinking water when he hears what the person says. chokes on the drink and coughs hysterically at what he just heard. looks at you like ?????do u know this man????? has enough of it when he hears "i'm horny" so the boy literally yells "YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR SOMETHING? THAT'S MY S/O YOU'RE TALKING TO ASSHOLE!" then he gets angry when the person doesn't acknowledge him. you die because he's only talking to himself and he dies of embarassment after but its endearing.
KAZUTORA: automatically protective, goes "uh babe? yo babe, hey babe. babe, who's that. WAI- WHY IS HE SAYING THAT- BABE TURN IT OFF!" he's so scared for you so he does the first thing that comes into his mind: curse. "the fuck you thinking motherfucker? are you crazy bitchass? give me the fucking phone babe, i wanna see his fucker's face. gi-give me the phone- what do you mean it's a prank." doesn't look at you the rest of the night.
PEH-YAN: kinda goes crazy when he hears someone is beating their dick to you. and he kinda freaks the fuck out when he hears someone is beating their dick to you. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!" he screeches as he stands up in his heart-printed underpants and white tank (i always feel the need to mention this fit') "DON'T FUCK WITH ME BRO, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME." in the end, he's panting and all red-faced. the fucker loves you, what can i say.
SMILEY: immediately starts throwing nasty insults and says he's gonna "shoot your ugly face off your ugly head, little fucker!" you swear you see him seething like never before; honestly finds the person's words disgusting and gets really pissed off that they're speaking to you like that. "babe can you retrace the caller ID to their address please? we oughta talk."
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nik1lvs · 2 years
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#. . .ENHYPEN reaction to their S/O hugging them out of the blue.
#pronouns — they/them
#warnings — n/a
#genre — fluff
note ! my first time writing something I'm hella nervous lmao + ctto for the format & layout im using <33
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! . . . HEESEUNG
— startled by the sudden hug, "what was that for" giggles as he tries to hug you back. "stop running away" but catches you anyway cuz DAMN he tall. gives you a lot of hugs after.
! . . . JAY
— was watching the tv while you leaned closer and hugged him. smiles and asks you "why". "i don't know i just felt like hugging you" he laughs at your reply and grabs you in a way you can lay on his lap.
! . . . JAKE
— is absolutely melted but he is a big tease. he giggles and grabs you by your waist. this man's giving you a LOTTTT of hugs and kisses. "i should hug you more often"
! . . . SUNGHOON
— like jake, he's a big tease. "what was that for" he smiles widely still flustered by it. you just go back to your room at the sudden reaction, embarassed. "come back i wanna hug you!" he calls you out. gives you tons of kisses later.
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! . . . SUNOO
— he's whipped. super dramatic "OMG Y/N HUGGED ME!!!" goes on screaming all around the house. hugs you back tightly. is super sweet and gives you a lot of cuddles :(
! . . . JUNGWON
— is super confused "what" "huh" "eh" "why". literally doesn't feel anything but confusion. it makes you feel a bit embarassed so you just run back to your room until jungwon follows you like a kitten. with his pleading eyes he snuggles into your bed with you "can we cuddle?" IS SUPER ADORABLE.
! . . . NI-KI
— acts like he doesn't care. you get a bit frustrated at him so you proceed to get up and leave, but he grabs your arm pulling you in. "don't go" he says as he grabs you in a tight hug.
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