#so crazy how time flies bro
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my sweet sixteenth birthday ends in 4 minutes💝
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BEGGING for a charles leclerc x reader smau based on “some one like you” please 🙏🏼 where he’s married to someone else after reader and him broke up .. you can make it however you want:)
WISTFUL YEARNING
PARINGS: charles leclerc x ex gf!reader
TYPE: social media au
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc: dreams do come true, i love you, my love 💘
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user: OMG OMG
user: “dreams do come true” 😭
user: he’s officially married, guys
carlossainz55: congratulations, mate 🍾
user: YN LIKED OMG 😭😭
pierregasly: congrats, bro! wishing you the best ❤️
user: congratulations 🥰
user: *liked by yourusername* 😢
↳ user: my heart SHATTERED, OMGGGG 💔
user: i just want to know how yn feels
user: can ya’ll move on from charles and yn?!?
user: CONGRATS, CHARLES!! ❤️
user: yn 😭😭
joris__trouche: ❤️❤️❤️
user: he finally got what he wanted, omg 🥺
user: congratulations 🥳
user: i was doing fine until i saw that yn liked this post
user: im happy for him!!
landonorris: congrats, mate
user: HE’S OFFICIALLY MARRIED YA’LL 😩😩
user: idk why i was waiting to see a comment by yn
sebastianvettel: wishing you a lifetime of love and happiness
↳ charles_leclerc: thank you, sebs! 😊
lance_stroll: congratulations!
user: can’t believe so much time has passed since yn:(
user: i know all the drivers were invited but i NEED pictures
user: guess i won’t be mrs leclerc anytime soon 😩
danielricciardo: wishing you both lots of love ❤️
lewishamilton: congratulations
user: i wonder how yn must be feeling 🥺🥺
user: was hoping him and yn would get their happily ever after
user: i wonder if he calls his wife “mon cœur” or “mon ange”
↳ user: i doubt he calls his wife that considering those belong to yn but who knows
↳ user: maybe “my heart” but not “my angel” or idk
↳ user: ya’ll think she calls him “charlie” ?? the way yn did??
user: guess yn is never getting him back 😭
user: congratulations, charles! sending lots of love 💗
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yourusername
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yourusername: — la vie est belle <3
see translation: life is beautiful
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user: SHE’s HangING WITH KIKA 💗
user: babes, did you get the apartment you always wanted?!?
↳ user: wait— the one her and charles always wanted right?!?
↳ user: with the view, yes! it seems like it in the third post
pierregasly: hey! that’s MY girlfriend
↳ yourusername: OUR* get it right 🙄
francisca.cgomes: tú es belle 😘
see translation: you’re beautiful
user: “life is beautiful” LIES ik deep down you missing charles
user: i miss you and charles 😭😭😭😭
user: i really thought you charles would’ve been endgame 😭
user: charles is married but not to yn 😭😭😭
danielricciardo: oui
see translation: yes
leclerc_pascale: belle comme toujours 😍
see translation: beautiful as always
↳ yourusername: ❤️❤️❤️
↳ user: mama leclerc 😭
user: how do you feel about charles’ marriage??
user: crazy to think how charles is married while yn’s not
user: i really thought you and charles would’ve been endgame
user: charles’ got a whole wife, bro 😔😔 and it ain’t you
user: charles got his dream but yn???? 😭😭😭😭
user: she got her apartment with the eiffel tower view
↳ user: but without charles 😢😢
user: times flies fast … it feels like her and charles were still together:((
user: wonder if she congratulated charles
↳ user: she definitely didn’t 🤣 why would she??
user: charles was suppose to be her love forever 😭😭
↳ user: well as they say, “sometimes it last in love, but sometimes it hurts instead”
user: her and charles were supposed to live in france together
user: ya’ll seriously need to move on from those two, he’s a married man ….
charles_leclerc
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charles_leclerc: surprise!
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user: i just know yn feeling SICK right now
user: he got married, he’s gonna become a dad, now he just needs that ferrari championship (FERRARI GIVE IT TO HIM)
carlossainz55: you’re both going to make amazing parents! congratulations on your new baby!!! ❤️
↳ charles_leclerc: thank you, carlos!
user: he’S GONNA BE A DAD 😭😭😭
user: we’re getting a mini leclerc 🥺
lewishamilton: congratulations 😊
↳ charles_leclerc: thanks, mate!
user: he’s achieving his dreams
↳ user: without yn 😭😭😭
user: ya’ll gotta stop with the whole charles/yn relationship, they BROKE UP! i don’t think his wife appreciates you all bringing yn up every chance you get
user: can’t wait!!!!!
sebastianvettel: congratulations on your new adventure
↳ charles_leclerc: 😊😊
leclerc_pascale: ❤️❤️❤️
user: we’re all happy for you, charles 😌💗
alex_albon: congrats!! 🥳
↳ charles_leclerc: thanks, alex
user: i’d be crawling back into his life, if i were yn
lorenzotl: ❤️
user: he’s getting his mini leclerc 🥺🥺
maxverstappen1: favorite uncle max is gonna spoil her/him
↳ charles_leclerc: favorite uncle?!!?? absolutely not
joris__trouche: at your service 🫡
arthur_leclerc: ❤️❤️
user: he finally accomplished his dreams
user: this could’ve been yn’s life 😩😩
yourusername: congratulations, charlie!
↳ user: MOM, OMG 😭😭
↳ user: ik she’s lowkey crying about this
↳ user: “charlie”
↳ user: i want them back together, idc 😭😭😭😭
pierregasly: congrats ❤️
user: he’s living his dreams
user: yn 💔💔💔💔
user: mom’s comment 😢
user: i’d be feeling sick to my stomach, if i were yn
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yourusername
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yourusername: bonjour
see translation: hello
tagged: @yourbrother
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user: when she listens to lana del rey >>>
user: LA LA LAND, OMG 😭😭😭 PAIN
pierregasly: yourbrother & toby >>> you
user: charles liked!!! OMG
user: she’s watching la la land!
user: i didn’t realize the 5th slide was @yourbrother
leclerc_pascale: ma belle fille 😘
see translation: my beautiful girl
↳ yourusername: je t’aime ❤️
↳ user: “my beautiful girl” i cant 😭😭😭
↳ user: pascale LOVES yn so much even after all these years
francisca.cgomes: 😍😍😍😍 my wife
lorenzotl: avez-vous oublié monaco? 😔
see translation: did you forget monaco?
↳ yourusername: jasmais ça
see translation: never that
↳ arthur_leclerc: 👍🏼
user: the way charles family still interacts with hers 😭😭
↳ user: i miss them 😔
user: third slide is lowkey for charles
↳ user: girl, MOVE ON! he’s married, get over them
user: ARE WE JUST GONNA IGNORE THAT CHARLES LIKED
user: i miss yncharles 💔💔💔💔
kellypiquet: 😍😍
danielricciardo: bonjour
yourbrother: mon chein est meilleur que toi
see translation: my dog is better than you
↳ yourusername: toby m’aime mieux que toi
see translation: toby likes me better than you
charles_leclerc: toby est tellement grand 🥺 @yourbrother
see translation: toby is so grown
user: missing mom and dad 😭😭
user: i know charles is married but i can’t help myself thinking about him and yn all the times:(
user: he commented
user: she’s the one that got away 😔
↳ user: what should’ve, could’ve, and would’ve been
#charles leclerc#charles leclerc x reader#charles leclerc smau#charles leclerc imagine#formula 1 imagine#f1 imagine#f1 instagram au#charles leclerc social media au#charles leclerc x you#formula 1 smau#au instagram#f1 x you#formula 1#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1 fandom#charles leclerc au#charles leclerc fanfic#formula 1 social media au#formula one x reader#f1 x y/n#formula one x yn#scuderia ferrari#formula 1 x reader#charles lecrelc#charles leclerc x female reader#formula 1 social media#f1 instagram edit#formula one#formula 1 fanfic
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THIS DUO AS CAT!READER X LUCIFER!
prompt: a sinner comes into the hotel not expecting to gain a friend so quickly because of their personality.
Note: you can be like a humanoid cat or just a normal sinner with cat ears and tail.
This man fell in love so fucking QUICKKK
He loves you as you first came or when he first met you in the hotel! Like literally this man after petting KeeKee, wanted to pet you next as your fluffy cat ears flicker at his dumb stare at you. You scoffed and went to husk to who gave you a shot a whiskey before hand.
Now after he started living in the hotel, you better be prepared to have this man clinging to you. It’s like if he is the cat instead of you being the cat in this troupe. Literally Lucifer will always be beside you smiling as he tries to pet you. You just use your hand to smack it away quickly with your reflexes.
How dare he even pet you like a cat and you purr uncontrollably on his lap. 😭💗
I can see you just literally clawing the ceiling because Lucifer tried to spray you with water and you were actually acting demonic as fuck😭 pure red eyes and loud raspy hissing.
If you are shorter than Lucifer, he is most definitely picking you up like a baby, doll, pet, you name it. He dead ass would try to flirt with you or just want you to praise his duck making and his building skills. Would wrap his arm(s) around your waist while you bear your teeth at him. Yeah you scratched him, but it’s definitely your love language! 😍 Lucifer had heart eyes as you were forced to tend to the scratches you gave him. Bros whipped, I mean he loves cat, you’re basically like a cat. You two are a match made in hell🤭.
If you are taller than Lucifer, you better pamper him. Cause you being taller makes him feel more attractive to you as he definitely has a thing for taller things. He probably will fly up to your face to get you’re attention, he’s like a love starving puppy wanting to get your longing attention as you are just a cat who has a bitch attitude towards love things. Literally one time you put your foot paw/foot to his damn face as he was trying to pet you. This man will never get tired of your attitude towards him. You probably do pick him up by his coat like a damn kitten with your hand as you stare tired from hearing his yapping.
Imagine how you literally run like a cat because you are faster on all fours so Lucifer will get on your back sometimes for fun and literally holds on tight cause you weren’t playing about being fast as fuck.
Headcannon on you shedding from your tail and Lucifer would happily clean it up so you won’t get scowled. He loves treating you like a baby, but he is the baby.
Back when you were alive, you were homeless. So that made you have a rough cattish look in hell, like a stray cat. But all you knew was how to street fight. Not a professional fighting way. So imagine you fighting some type of hotel guest and they were piss off at how you basically gave them a “dirty look.” They gave you a swing and BOOM BOOM BOOM! You gave that hoe a three piece combo to the face. Literally there was people screaming shocked and people hyping you up. You didn’t hit them as they hit the ground not getting up. But you most definitely dragged that person out by their shirt.
You had one time actually roundhouse kicked Lucifer on accident because it was dark in your room and he wanted to wake you up. Never in Lucifer’s life has he gotten his ass kicked by a sinner before.
I imagine Lucifer gifting you rubber ducks and you just smile a little liking how you are being loved but your heart closed as you think he is just playing with you.
You literally jumped and stretched around the rooftops as Lucifer flies above you finding you amazing. You are like hell hound but a feline as your body is easy to stretch and how you are so flexible.
I headcannon you actually curled your tail would Lucifer’s wrist or waist as Lucifer was going crazy in his head. Like bouncing around mentally as he just looks so calm outside
Imagine how Lucifer found it hot when you cornered him when he annoyed you to the point you pinned him to the wall with a scary expression.
I can see you sometimes just staying silent, scowling people as Lucifer just smiles.
#duo troupes#troupes#funny shit#funny little man#little funny man#lucifer#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel lucifer#lucifer magne#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel lucifer x reader#lucifer x reader#lucifer morningstar x reader#hazbin hotel x platonic!reader#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel headcanons#hazbin hotel imagine#hazbin hotel x reader#hazbin hotel x you#hazbin hotel Lucifer x male reader#lucifer x female reader#lucifer x male reader#cat! reader#hazbin hotel x cat! reader#Lucifer x cat! reader#cat person#cat personality
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Twisted Wonderland boys with an S/O who's afraid of bugs (me too)
Did I literally just post 5 minutes ago? yes. am i posting again? yes.
Stuff you should read: Bulleted HC's because i dont feel like writing an essay like i did with floyds tent hc, no beta we die like men, mention of multiple types of bugs
Characters: Leona Kingscholar, Malleus Draconia, Trey Clover, Jamil Viper, Vil Schoenheit, Epel Felmier, Sebek Zigvolt, Floyd Leech
(can be read as platonic but i did write it with a romantic relationship in mind)
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
Leona literally came running into the room thinking you had died or smthn, but no. you were screaming, standing on his bed....all over a small cockroach.
Bro actually sighed. like, a super big sigh, one that youd only get from a dissapointed mother while he stomped on the bug.
"Seriously, Herbivore? You took care of multiple overblots, but a single cockroach gets you all worked up?"
hes grinning so hard. youd want to punch him with how hard hes grinning.
all hes thinking is about the amount he can tease you about this
but, yes. he does get rid of the bug.
unless he was sleeping. then he forces asks ruggie to do it nicely.
MALLEUS DRACONIA
implodes the bug.
im not kidding.
he literally goes full on oceangate on that bug and implodes it
you didnt even have time to properly freak out before the bug was wiped off the face of the earth
"tsunotarou what was that sound?"
"nothing light of my life" *hiding bug corpse*
"are you sure bc i thought i saw a bug"
"nope. no bugs here? should we buy some bug repellant to ease your mind?"
".....no its okay."
you knew he somehow killed the bug.
and it only made you love him even more than you already do.
TREY CLOVER
catches the bug for you and lets it outside.
unlike the first two, he tries his best not to kill the bug.
he pulls the "how would you feel if i stomp on you and kill you?"
"if you killed me while i was a bug i'd thank you"
"you'd be dead, [name]."
"....id thank you from the grave."
he just sighs and shakes his head
probably convinces riddle to let him put anti-bug measures around heartslaybul for you (it didnt take much convincing riddle hates bugs too)
JAMIL VIPER
screams with you
probably set ramshackle on fire more than once while visiting you
you both have to call kalim or adeuce to come exterminate the single cockroach on the ground
again, that one tik tok sound where its like
"YOU KILL THE BUG, YOURE THE MAN!"
"SINCE WHEN."
thats a daily interaction between the two of you
if it happened at scarabia, he'd stay at ramshackle for the next month
literally would abandon kalim (or if he really cant be trusted he'd just bring kalim with him to make sure he didn't cause any problems)
VIL SCHOENHIET
screams with you x2
isn't as dramatic as jamil, but he definitely freaks out about it too.
about the bugs? no. about the bug bites.
again, youd have to call someone to save the both of you so you dont pass tf out and die while he gets eaten alive by a fruit fly
wym fruit flies dont bite? you cant be too cautious.
somehow always has bug repellant with him in the warm seasons
hes prepared and will NOT get any bug bites
EPEL FELMIER
zero reaction, or has a positive one.
"what in tarnation do you mean you hate bugs?! they help with fertilizer blah blah blah blah blah blah (i dont know farming stuff)!"
you have to CONVINCE him to get rid of the bugs, but he'll eventually cave and do it just for you
if you ask him to put up anti-insect measures he'd look at you like youre crazy
"[name]. bugs are actually really good for our ecosystem. back at home we always had to take care of the bugs, or else our crops would die."
"shut up. please. ily, but i cant deal with these bugs."
"okay okay okay fine"
will reluctantly set them up
overall a 4/10 for bug measures he will do it just not unless you beg
SEBEK ZIGVOLT
yells.
not in fear, but in anger because how DARE such a miniscule thing try to terrify the people he cares about?!
doesnt explode it like malleus
but strikes it with lightning.
yk his dorm card groovy? thats what hes doing to a little centipede.
expects you to praise him for protecting you
sure, its a given that he would, but he would very much so appreciate your thanks, and maybe a head pat or smthn
give him one.
now.
FLOYD LEECH
like trey, he lets the bug free
sometimes.
other times he kills it and chases you with the corpse
or keeps it alive and chases you with the living bug
if you REALLYYYYYYYYYY dont like bugs, like straight up sobbing, freaking out, then he wont but otherwise? have fun bro
someone has to seperate you two when you see a bug, because he will do something
sometimes if he's feeling generous he wont do anything and you'll be like "tf? what did you do to be so nice?"
"cant i just be generous towards my shrimpy?"
"no."
".....yeah i almost grilled grim thinking he was food."
"you WHAT."
all of this because of a simple bug
oh to be young and in love
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#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland#leona kingscholar x reader#leona x reader#malleus draconia x reader#malleus x reader#trey clover x reader#trey x reader#jamil viper x reader#jamil x reader#vil shoenheit x reader#vil x reader#epel felmier x reader#epel x reader#sebek zigvolt x reader#sebek x reader#floyd leech x reader#floyd x reader#no beta we die like men
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IT'S BRAVERN THURSDAY BABY. THEORY TIME
(SPOILERS) I watched the ninth episode of Bravern twice in a row (I want a third time) and I am BURNING WITH EMOTIONS.
So. We confirmed the theory that Bravern is Smith, and even the crazy conclusion that Bravern is in some sense a kid/descendant of Smith and Knuth (or I watched with my ass?? in general, after watching i thought he used her power in some way for this to happen)
This answered some questions and created new ones. Let's say, how did Bravern know Isami's name in the first episode, is Bravern a deathdrive and who is he anyway.
But then who is the Lewis Smith we have seen throughout all the previous episodes? Where did Bravern come from if Smith had not yet died there and how did he even return in time?
We still haven't been told what the rest of the Deathdrives need and who they really are. Knuth's true goal was to merge with Smith, but he did not agree in this world. If he was Bravern from the beginning and was there with himself, then perhaps it's like a loop: the Lewises die and become the new Braverns. So, maybe there is a universe in which Bravern did not appear at all?
If he had agreed to merge with Knuth, then this would have collapsed the loop and Bravern would not have appeared in the next universe, and both worlds would have died - the first because of Isami's despair and the victory of Vanitas and Pessimism over Bravern, and the second because of for Deathdrive attacks and Bravern's absence
Maybe the Lewis and Bravern loop is Knuth's selfish wish? She said that she rewinded time over and over again, "repeating their tryst”(or something like that). Perhaps the moment of Bravern's appearance was the very “tryst” that she repeated? Killing and reviving Lewis again and again for the sake of this feeling? The loop can't end there every time
FUCK I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE A FUNNY ANIME COMEDY WITH A FUNNY HUMANPHILE ROBOT AND THERE IS THINGS HAPPENING NO WORSE THAN EVANGELION. I SHAKED AND NEARLY CRIED WHILE I WATCHED THIS SERIES I WAITED A WHOLE 168 HOURS (!!!) IT WAS UNBEARABLE
THIS IS HYPERFIX
I will miss Lewis TERRIBLY. But I know that he will remain with him, in a different form though, and that there would be no other way out, but they will still be together and will be able to fulfill the promise. He was destined to this for Isami's sake every time
Other notes:
—Knuth's VA performed MAGICALLY, just LISTEN TO THIS WHAT HER VOICE HAS
—The voice actor of Vanitas is no worse 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏HE HAS SUCH A GREAT LAUGHTER
AND AT THE END, WHEN HE MOANS IN DEATH, I NEARLY DIED MYSELF. SO MUCH EMOTION
—I’m shocked by how they changed the design of Bravern and it reminds me of the changes to Optimus from the third season of TFP. Bro went to the gym
—I realized that I prefer original to Russian voice acting because Japanese actors are not shy about YELLING.
—LULU 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
—Lewis flies naked and glows as if he was censored
Overall I'm shocked
#bang brave bang bravern#yuuki bakuhatsu bang bravern#bang bravern#bravern#bravern spoilers#bang brave bravern#bravern theories#bbbb#lewis smith#isami ao#ao isami#knuth#margosher🚛
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minidura chapter 4 react
simon i SWEAR ill get you out of there and that horrendous art style
also though. TEENAGE SHIZAYA CHAPTER LETS GO???? idk if narita made the minidura or if it's a separate illustrator but they are giving the FOOD rn
i was wondering where the official knowledge that simon forced izaya and shizuo to eat sushi together came from. i mean i guess this isnt official and it was probably stated in the anime somewhere but still, good to see it illustrated pff
AAAAAAAAA ive seen this image around tumblr but i didnt realize it was from minidura 😭 i thought it was fanart or smth (<-dumbass)
wait im actually going crazy over this akwjhkjdshs they're washing dishes together!!! now we just need them to do laundry and taxes and-
im going to go over the image limit this time on god
wow cant believe they're bathing each other too (<-delusional)
something about the first shizuo panel reminds me of aggretsuko. which is. actually. huh. arent they both like adults with anger issues. durarara aggretsuko au when
also deadass i forgot dennis existed until i read about him in a shizaya fanfiction and i was like "who's dennis" pfgfkhkd
so true though never throw kitchen knives kids
LMFAO HE JUST GAVE THEM MORE WORK INSTEAD OF RESPONDING
they're gonna be here all day at this rate. actually shizaya as fast food/restaurant staff au when because they'd have the stupidest rivalry known to man and i need it
fucking imagine shinra walks in and sees shizuo and izaya working by the counter
i hope izaya gets to eat fatty tuna by the end of this though. god knows he's gonna look cute as hell
made funnier by the fact that izaya at least definitely knows how to cook with how long he's been on his own and needed to feed his sisters
damn ive actually never seen someone's vein burst in a way where blood sprays out in anime akshGKJHJKSD thats impressive actually
dont look now but this may or may not inspire me to make a mermaid/pirate au (<-obsessed)
who needs kaiju battles when you can have blue fin tuna vs crab
they're literally never leaving this place bro they're gonna be stuck here for eternity. anyway here's a literary analysis of durarara pointing out why russia sushi is actually representative of dante's inferno /j
i want to read those blurbs so baddddd screams sobs bangs table
rip dennis dude he doesnt get paid enough to deal with shizaya
rippp time to listen to izaya pine hopelessly for the man he cant stop annoying for five seconds
simon had the right idea. too bad shizaya are shizaya
what is that face izaya. i cant tell if he's irritated that simon's right or irritated that simon cant understand how instinctual their hatred is or amused that simon thinks he and shizuo could be friends or amused because he thinks meaningless fighting is hilarious
oh......that kind of hurts actually
i can imagine izaya suggesting it as a joke and then lying in bed that night thinking about how it's never going to happen and it really sounds like a funny joke huh? (he is not crying)
i cant believe simon's been dealing with these bitches for like 7 years now like dude has the patience of a saint
😭give him his 50,000 yen simon
we can see that the crack in the sign is actually fixed now too ahhh time really flies when you're stuck in a relationship of mutual hatred
chibizaya is so cuteeeeeeeee
im sure he intended to paint himself that way in his recollection though pff
THATS RIGHT SHIZAYA BE THE PORCUPINES. SNUGGLE. DO IT
step aside erika, simon is the face of the shizaya nation now. especially with that "you just have a shizuo complex dont you" quote that i found the other day which i still havent recovered from
HAUDGHUSDH orihara izaya, pro unreliable narrator
hilarious how we never see tom's face. just his dreads lmfao
dennis and simon are so done with like izaya bro i think they can tell at this point that he's horrifically pining and has no healthy outlet for it. the bills go to him because they're bullying him
it'd be funny if they billed him 50,000 at the end actually pft
I KNEW WE'D GET THEM EATING TOGETHER!!! I HAD FAITH
they're so cute oh my god can i make that my header or something
10/10 chapter im going to punt izaya into a wall and get simon flowers
#shizaya#izaya orihara#shizuo heiwajima#simon brezhnev#i dont think dennis has a tag pff#durarara#long post
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Minji's Playlist
Just a fun little challenge: include lyrics from each of the songs in Minji's playlist at least once in a story. Sorry if there's too much Korean. She chose a lot of Korean songs ><
"Your flight is tomorrow?!"
"Yeah, baby! I always send you my schedule in advance, silly."
"I know. It's just I... Time flies by so quickly. Thought I had more time with you. I'll miss you."
"I'll miss you, too, sweetie." She kisses your cheek, comforting you in the way she knows you love. "I know I always come and go but it's out of my control. Most of the time. But you know I always make time to see you when I can, right?"
Yes, you did know. Because here she was, at your place, spending time with you the night before leaving for Japan.
"I do. And I really appreciate that. I know it's hard for you."
"But it's even harder being away from you," she says, taking your hand with a loving smile. "I know you don't wanna be alone, baby, and I wish I could be there for you. All the time. I hate not being together, too. So I'll always try my hardest to be with you when I can."
"You're too sweet, Min. What did I do to deserve you?"
"What do you mean, babe? I could ask you the same thing."
"No way. You're the goddess here. I'm just... me."
"Well, you," she says as she boops your nose, "you light up my world like nobody else. You don't know you're beautiful and it's so cute."
"Ugh, Minjiii!" you scream into your hands as they instinctively come up to cover your face.
She giggles at how her words leave you in shambles. "I don't why you're being shy."
"Cuz I'm really not like you, babe. You're just... out there. Inhumanly beautiful."
"Oh, stop it!"
"No, really! Like whenever I see you my heart just... 내 마음 말랑해, you know? I go crazy just looking at you cuz, like, your face, bro. 네 모습 아주 그냥 아찔해. For real."
"에이 무슨 소리야?" She quickly stands up. "Come here. Come and dance with me. I want my arms about you. I need to tell you something."
Doing as you're told, you get up and walk timidly into her arms. She wraps them around your neck.
"Ok. Do you know what I'm about to tell you?"
"No..."
"Well, actually, it's more like a reminder. I'm gonna remind you of how I confessed to you."
Immediately you blush at the memory. You try to look down but she catches your forehead with hers.
"I'm right here, baby. Look at me."
Eye contact with Kim Minji this close for this long was impossible. You shut your eyes, blushing like mad.
"Do you remember what I said when I confessed to you?"
"How could I forget?"
"I'll never forget it either. Because I'd been planning it for weeks. I had all the words I wanted to say laid out in my head but when I stood in front of you to tell you, I was a huge mess. I still remember it all now."
She pulls you back and forth. There was no music other than the soft shuffling of your feet and the steady rhythm of your breaths.
"In my head I was like, 'Ok. Today's the day. 얼마나 기다렸던 날. I'm finally doing this.' Then when I called your name and you looked at me with that smile, I was just speechless. I asked myself, '나 원래 말도 잘하고 그런데 왜 이런지?' Then I realized it was because that smile, your smile... I fell in love with it. With you. With how beautiful you are and how you always make me happy. So I finally told you, 'Hey. I know this is sudden but I just wanted to say... You give me butterflies, you know? 널 보면 하트가 튀어나와. And at night 잠에 들려고 잠에 들려 해도, 네 생각에 또 새벽 세 시. So, basically, you're on my mind all the time and I think I...'"
"I love you."
She smiles. "Yeah, that's what I said."
"And that's what I'm saying to you now, babe."
She pulls you in for a hug. "I love you so much." When she pulls away she looks back at you and says, "I need to go now but I'll only be gone for a few days, ok? I know I can't always be here but when you miss me remember that you have my heart. 너만 알 수 있는 내 마음을."
Then she kisses you, gentle and delicate, just like the first time she said those three words. "And whenever it gets hard, remember that I love you. Our love is never gonna let us down."
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My yandere college! Yandere jock head canons!
A/n-(yoooo , these are just some random head canons for my yandere jock series ! I just wanted to push something out , and it’s been forever since I wrote for kai lol lowkey this is some character backstory for Kai , happy reading enjoy!❤️)
TRIGGER WARNING ⚠️- suggestive content , daddy issues, mentions of murder? (Kind of) just some crazy stuff lol and yandere behavior. Do not read if easily triggered!
•I already said this in the first chapter butttttt kai is definitely a golden retriever boyfriend, he’s just so damn stupid, and he has a bright personality. But when someone fucks with you in anyway … let’s just say he gets scary 😭 , and I don’t mean that in a cringe way , that man will kill for you . And make sure you’ll never find out 🧍🏽♀️he could go to 0 to 100 real quick !!!
•Kai loves being around you , no matter what . Oh your going back to your dorm ? Or home (that’s if u don’t live on campus) it doesn’t matter he’ll be behind you , and he’ll lowkey invite himself to stay the night at your place , like this man literally lives at your dorm/house , like I’m not joking his toothbrush, clothes, blankets etc . Is at your place even if you have a roommate or you live with your family , surprisingly your roommate/family love him! And says he’s welcome anytime! , yeah you definitely need space from him. “Y/n!! Let’s watch a movie!”
•I don’t want to be that person but I will be , he definitely has home problems , that boy ain’t got a daddy (just like me fr 🤠) when he was two years old , his dad left . And his mom always works . She’s barely home , and when she is , they don’t really talk , and when they do they always fight about the dumbest things , so basically he ain’t got no dad , and his mom is a workaholic, and he’s a insane psychopath! w for his parents fr !!!🥳 that’s part of the reason he stays with you , he’s alone most of the time , that and he likes to have you close.
•also I will be that person again🙃, when your sleep , and he’s laying on the floor next to your bed (he refused to stay in the guest room , he says your room is more comfortable.) he definitely the type to get hard from just being near you , and he has to release his aching pain some how ….👀 now he’s respectful he’ll make sure he’s quiet (even tho he doesn’t want to be.🤠) and he’s makes sure to clean up after , don’t hate but he’s definitely a whimper 😩 like he bites his lip when he’s coming to his high , his hand going up and down on his length. 😵💫 he just thinks about how you would feel on his length and how he would just claim you as his , all he can think about is how tight you would be … “f-fuck , y-y/n I’ll be g-good , just be mines , p-please”
•now let me tell you this , he’s definitely not a virgin, his body count is two , everyone on campus thinks he’s a play boy but naw 😭he has a low body count and he’s loyal to one person and that person is only you. That and all of his team mates and friends are play boys so that’s were the expectations come from fr lol .
•now , he does have siblings(he has 3 other siblings), but he has never met them (well kinda of) ,the first thing he knows about his dad was when he was starting college and football he was meeting everyone and he met a cheerleader , she kinda of looked like his dad , I mean the pictures of his dad he had she looked like him , and she had the same last name as his dad (Kai has his moms last name) curiously he wanted too know more , so he went digging and fount her instagram, he saw photos of her family and sure enough he saw his dad … he definitely stayed away from her when he fount out his dad , left and had a new family, a family with another woman , and new children, a child that HE goes to school with , someone HE shares the flied with basically, he lost it , bro was definitely feeling all types of Emotions , actually as matter fact , when he first fell for you , yk at the football game , the reason why his head was out of the game and the team was losing , was because his dad was their , not for him , hell his dad probably didn’t even recognize that Kai was playing, his dad was their for his daughter. The cheerleader. Kai was feeling anger, sadness, he wanted to go up on those bleachers and beat the hell out of his dad…all that was running through Kai Head was “how dare he leave me , and have a new family. How fucking dare he come here . And act like I don’t exist. How dare he.” But when break time happened and he bumped into you near the concessions stand that’s when he met you .Suddenly he felt wanted, he knew he had to have you.
•now let’s talk about Kai’s mom , like I said she’s a workaholic, she wasn’t married to Kai’s dad when he split , and she works as a nurse, she picks up shifts and works all day / night ,she really didn’t talk about Kai’s dad , while he was growing up , and refused to talk about him , when Kai wanted to get in contact with his dad . She’s a nice lady tho , when she was at home , Kai dragged you to his house to meet her , and surprisingly you and her bonded , then she left for work . Kai looked disappointed but he’s used to it 🙃
•Kai just needs love and attention, bro is , Touch starved too😭 he just needs some love fr , so no matter where y’all are , he will always be holding you hand or holding your waist , or just lean against you , bro just down bad fr 😭
•he’s your best friend, as you put it , but I’m telling you now , that man is trying to be more then friends, like he’s literally insane over you . And even if you don’t like him like that , that’s okay , you’ll never get rid of him!
•this man drives , so your a passenger princess , so when you guys go out , he likes to blast music and put his hand on your thigh , and he says it’s not werid, but you’re like “🤔” he definitely has no chill , like I said he loves holding you . So his hands go to your thighs when he drives you , too school or anywhere else
•I have a feeling that this man listens to indie and rap , I’m talking like gorillaz and Marc demarco , jid , sometimes Kodak and nardo wick when he’s feeling devious 🤭 he also listens to glass animals, anddddd tame impla and Tyler the creator😤
•let’s do say , someone fucks with you , In anyway I mean he fought Cameron Harris for you , he definitely was trying to kill him , and he would if his friends didn’t pull him off Cameron , but let’s say someone disrespect your name or spreads Nasty rumors about you , that man is ready to split whoever skull open for you , like I said he’s bat shit crazy, he literally thinks of you as a god . He thinks your his savior damn near 😵💫 like he can’t have no one talking down on your name 🗣️
•overall If I had to rate him on how dangerous he is I would say 8.9/10 like he’s insane and basically he has nothing to lose , he’ll go to war for you any day , if you say to , he will , he just real like that🤭💅🏽.
“Nobody will talk to you like that y/n . I’ll forever love and protect you . You’ll see I’m the one for you! And If not …I’ll make you love me .”
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may i pretty please request spencer reid x an unsub reader 👹 i'll leave the smut or no smut up to you, i'm a very indecisive person 💀
You can love. knock yourself out😘❤
Editor bear: OKAY im literally an idiot! 💀 I thought you were asking me not a full ass request LMAOOO bro my bad fr. Hope you enjoy 💀 and here my good friend @justagenderfluidstuff
SPENCER REID X UNSUB MALE READER
warnings! Killer reader, K/n=killer name, blood, gore, clueless Spencer, manipulator y/n, two faced reader.
This case has been passed around for years. Different states the unsub attacked two times each month. And this time the unsub attacked Quantico, Virginia. The cops and FBI immediately knew who had done the brutal murder.
It was the infamous K/n. His murders became Americas most wanted serial killer in such short time. He wanted others to know the things he did. Two times a month he will kill and display the victims only most serial killers and crazy people will only understand. He always left his name K/n in his first dead victims left thigh.
He will kill up to ten to twenty or so people then open their stomach remove all of their guts and replace them with fish guts. And leave the victims body by a nearby pond
If the victim was rich he would put their head in a fish tank and somehow sneak the to a tank into a pet shop waiting for someone to find it.
What made it harder for the cops to catch him is the people he chooses are random. The only thing they found out is he kills the poor/ standard people in the first week then kills the rich/wealthy on the second.
As Reid reads all the information on the flies he asks "How do we know they're a male?" "Well because he told some reporter a few months ago when she assumed he was a girl." Gideon answers
"The way he told her is that he had sent some fish to her house. With the bone still inside and a human eyes inside of the bone spelled HE. And when she moved the fish off the plate the plate had his name carved in it." Hotch answers the question in everyone's mind.
"And! To make sure everyone believes him he carved "HE" Into every single victim's chest." Penelope answers.
"So the man we are looking for is a well known marine biologist. At first the other FBI thought he was a regular fisherman until he used a dumbo octopus guts in one of his victims. That means hes a pro with sea animals and has access to go in the water that deep." Gideon gives everyone a run down.
"Hey pretty boy you been real quiet today." Morgan says making everyone's attention go to him.
"I know someone who's a marine biologist. He should know more about this..." Reid accidentally blurts out. "Oh oh who you know pretty boy? " Derek teases seeing Spencer's red cheeks. "Can we meet him?" Hotch asks. "Yeah he should be home now."
TIMESKIP.
Once the Bau arrives at the strangers house they get in awe. "Hes one rich man huh Spence." J.J Says looking at the pool. Spencer digs in his bag for the spare keys and unlocks the door letting the team in. "Wow. Do the guy you know think he can hook me up?" Morgan teases his friend looking around the house.
The team follows Spencer upstairs and Spencer opens the door that says "Working ❤" The team stares at the man who has a lab coat on and gloves holding an eel. The music in the room plays soft and cool like they were underwater. "Does the music help the animal calm down?" Penelope is filled with curiosity looking at all of sea animals.
"Well he doesn't know if he calms them down but it calms down some but it mostly calms himself down as he works." Spencer answers to his co-worker.
Y/n turns his head around seeing Spencer with a few more people who have serious expressions on their face. Y/n puts the eel back in their tank before taking off his gloves and putting them in the trash and washing his hands.
"Hi love. And his co-workers." Y/n says slightly irritated to be interrupted during work. "I'm sorry to barge in like this while you are working but we need you."
2ND POV
You already knew what this was about the moment they stepped in and Spencer worried face like a warning. You already have your alibi just in case they suspect you.
I mean you and Spencer planned this. A few months ago he went with you to keep you company during one of your business trips in a different state. You thought about just going off the script and just skipping the kills that month. But your ego overcame you because you didn't want anyone to think that you were weak or scared. But sadly as luck would have it Spencer had followed you and saw you kill those people.
Once you found out he saw you brutally kill and display those people you acted innocent and scared manipulating him slowly that you didn't mean too you were only scared and you didn't know really what happened that your mind acted on its own like you were a different person. You acted like that with him but with others you were a blunt stone cold man who didn't care about anyone besides his boyfriend and sea animals.
Spencer knew one day you may be a suspect so you both plan out alibis every month just in case something like this was gonna happen.
After the Bau asks you hundreds of questions about your job and fills you in about the K/n killer and any clue might fit this picture. You gave them wrong ideas and they ate it up believing you since you are Reid's boyfriend. "Guys you know hes working from home right and he has his own work hours." Reid tells the team reminding them they're holding him up from working.
The team says their goodbyes but not Penelope shes begs Y/n to see an animal. Y/n sighs and tells the team to follow him to a guest bedroom. "All my guest bedrooms have their own theme about the animals here so this room is about seahorse. Her name is bugs shes currently two and she has a thats pregnant mate in my office"
Y/n says looking at the beautiful sea creature. Wow the team stares at awe before saying their real goodbyes. Y/n walks them out but grabs Spencer's wrist stopping him shutting the door.
"Remember Spence~ Stay calm and collected don't hint or say anything about me unless you have to. And the main thing to not forget is?" Y/n says to Spencer giving him an evil smile.
"I was with Y/n the entire time during his work trips and I have proof."
"Good boy doctor~"
THE END lemme know if you want a pt2!
#send requests#the bear club#criminal minds x male reader#x male reader#spencer reid x male reader#spencer reid#male reader#unsub reader
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AAAAH anon who asked for this literally going INSANE over this like dkdndndnd
Sorry I guess I’m just a sucker for wet pathetic little creechur Sabo but I can imagine him fucking recounting the story on 4chan
>be me
> raised by revs who found me injured as a child
> spend all my life not really worrying about my past life and trying to repay the revs by training super hard
> no social life no bitches just direct action
> high position at young age
> Never met anyone outside the army so become 20 yo virgin with no social skills
> suddenly remember my past life and my 2 brothers who I love more than anything after reading about them in the news
> one of them dead the other missing
> fml
> pass out for days literally crippled by guilt and pain
> start collecting news clipping of my dead brother just to try and find a connection to him and who he’s become
> whole office filled with pics of him
> spend my free time looking at them and brooding or crying
> colleagues start to get worried and whisper about how I’m losing it and my office is like a fucking shrine
> best friend subordinate suggests I try jacking off cause maybe it’ll “get your head out of your ass and stop you from living in the past”
> decide to give it a try
> only place I can get some privacy is my office
> try to get into it but all I can feel is my bro’s gaze on me
> strangely arousing
> starts going at it like crazy while crying cause I miss my bro but also this feels crazy hot
> most satisfying and pathetic nut of my life
> wash my hands and try not to think to hard about it
> end up doing it again and again
> find and eat his devil fruit so now I can light my hand on fire and pretend it’s his
> subordinate gives me strange looks cause some of my bro’s wanted posters are getting sticky
> ignore it and keep doing it for two years
> learns that bro somehow came back to life and is hiding on some remote island
> flies there bawling my eyes out thinking about all I’ve got to say to him, how much I missed him, how I owe him everything and want to be reunited with him and reclaim the bond we had as kids
> anticipate how overcome by emotion I’ll be when our eyes finally meet
> how will it be ? will happiness take over ? Or will I mostly feel the grief of being apart for so long ? Will it be love ? Bitterness ? Regret ? Guilt ?
> reach the island
> finally see him
> instantly get so hard I almost pass out
Idk how to face him anymore guys this is so embarrassing what should I do ?
HOWLING SCREAMINF LMFOAFJBS
ME TO U HAHAHAHAHA CRYIGNG LOSING IT THE 4CHAN FORMat iS INSANELY FUNNY
i absolutely hate the idea of Sabo 4chan BUT I CANT HELP IT ITS TRUE HE WOULd 20 yr old virgin biggest blue balls gets horny cuz aces wanted poster was smirking at him LOLDJAODNABD
DECEASED
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Well things were nice and calm for one entire update, but don’t worry, we’re back to normal AS AIDEN CHEATS ON SANDY WITH JENNICOR TRICOU. AIDEN WHY. YOU ARE IN LOVE WITH 3 BOLTS
-C̴A̵N̵'̸T R̷E̷S̴I̸S̵T T̴H̸E V̵A̶M̶P G̴I̸L̸F🧟
OH MY GOD
-H̶O̵W C̸O̶U̷L̶D Y̸O̵U̵ ̶A̵I̸D̴E̵N, I̴ G̷AV̴E U̸P M̷Y L̴I̸F̴E A̶S A̷ C̷R̶Y̶P̴T S̸E̷R̵V̶A̴N̵T F̸O̴R̶ T̶H̷I̶S🧟♀️
Bro I can’t. I try to unlag our lot by marrying Sugar off, he cheats on his wife. I try to unlag our lot by marrying Sandy off, she gets cheated on. Not to be self-centered but WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
-Welcome back Sandy, the bathrooms need cleaning!
-G̷O̷O̵D̴ T̵O̴ ̴B̸E̴ B̴A̶C̴K🧟♀️
UGH
-Don’t worry bitch, I’m about to help with the lag once I take this final dump!
-Nice! About time I fuck outta here, see you stupid assholes never!
DOBRONEGA NO
-Tell Cyn that I love her and my children that I hate them!
-NOOOOO DOBRIE NOOOO HOW AM I GONNA LIVE WITHOUT YOU💗
Poor Cyn was devastated, she cried for days, her and Dobronega really had a Victoria/Victor pet soulmate thing going💔 RIP Dobronega, I’ll miss you so much💔
Because I wasn’t upset enough, the goddamn cleanbot had the worst meltdown yet, look at this shit:
FML. Sophito you have maxed mechanical, feel like taking a crack at fixing this??
-No thanks, I’d much rather play the piano and risk actual death by flies!
Thank God we have iVan around here because you people are USELESS.
Case in point. The military uniform is killing me.
-𝙿𝙰𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙲. 𝙸𝙵 𝙲𝚈𝙽𝙴𝚂𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙷𝙰𝙳 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙲𝚁𝙴𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚈 𝚆𝙾𝚄𝙻𝙳 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝚄𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚁 𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙲 𝙱𝙻𝙰𝙳𝙳𝙴𝚁𝚂.
Bartholomew’s amazing 1 nice point is starting to reveal itself, this kid is a NIGHTMARE.
-Come on, Barth, concentrate! You’re four, you need to learn how to speak!
-GOO GOO >:(
Bartholomew straight up exhausted Sophie so I had to send in reinforcements.
-Alright, listen here, Bratolomew, I have enough disappointing family members, so learn to talk or Mr. Teddy loses his head.
-FINE, YOU WIN, GEEZER
Felina returns from her first day of school, runs to hug Sophito (I’ll never get used to what good parents him and Liz are)-
-and brings with her Spice! Sugar has actually been a really good dad other than you know, destroying his marriage for no reason, while Spice was a toddler I always invited Sug over to hang out with his bebe so they have a good relationship. Now that Spice is a kid we can invite him over to our lot!
Awwwww❤️ God Sugar I’m still SO PISSED AT YOU FOR THE CLAIRE DIVORCE
Jojo is on his last legs (screaming crying throwing up) so I fulfil his wish to re-become a werewolf-
-BUT APPARENTLY HE HAD A SIMULTANEOUS FEAR OF BECOMING ONE TOO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. WILL YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND
-NO.
Here we go again, YOU’RE CURED. LAST TIME JOJO, I MEAN IT
-It’s ok, I’ve made up my mind..
-..a face this stunning should not be covered in fur!
No comment!
-OH MY GOD MY NEAT POINTS CAN’T TAKE THIS MESS
-MINE NEITHER I’M LOSING MY MIND
-IF ONLY iVAN OR SANDY WERE HERE TO CLEAN
-EXACTLY, WE’RE TOO GOOD FOR IT
Un.real.
OH HELL YA, GET IT. Once we hit half a mil we’re moving to an even bigger, laggier mansion!
-Omg you guys, isn’t so funny how all 3 of you have worked most of your lives and I got a job as an elder and make more than you? Huhu!🌸
-Seriously, it’s totally crazy how my earnings have eclipsed yours! I mean look at Sophie, worked and worked to top the law career and for what?💗
-So I can represent myself in your murder trial.
-Huhu looks like you guys are having your toast with a side of envy! Don’t even get me started on Shajar, mayor by 25 because she was running unopposed! Boy my life is FINALLY perfect!🌸
-HI WHAT THE HECK💗
-That’s right Cyneswith, I’m here to replace Aiden and Jack Do as your obligatory psycho spurned lover! I’m gonna barge in here daily to catch you cheating on me with your husband!
OH MY GOD GINGER SHEA JOHNSTON GTFO WHEN WILL THIS STOP
Awww❤️
Awwwwww❤️
Aww- SUGAR WHY IS THE GIRL YOU CHEATED ON JESSICA WITH HERE
-What do you think, Barth, time for ole’ uncle Sugar to get married again?
YA IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT
I don’t know if you guys realize how long I’ve been trying to get Sandy on top of the culinary career, it’s RIDIC. This is the hardest time I’ve had with a career since Wyatt, Sandy WTF
-P̸E̸O̵P̸LE D̸I̵S̷C̴R̶IM̵I̶N̷A̵T̴E A̴G̷A̴I̴N̵S̸T Z̸O̷M̷B̷I̸E C̷O̷O̴K̸S̴! S̷O̷M̵E̷O̸N̷E F̵I̵N̷DS Y̵O̷U̸R E̷Y̵E I̴N T̷H̸E̴I̵R S̴O̷U̵P̸ O̵N̷C̷E-🧟♀️
OK MOVING ON
-Alright Felina, seeing as science is your one true hobby, your father is useless, and I have one day left on this wretched planet, it’s time for me to teach you the secrets of repairing iVan!
-But I don’t wanna learn to repair that stupid robot, huhu!🌸
-ALRIGHT THE HUHUING STOPS NOW. Write this down: “To repair iVan you turn off his killmode switch-” which of course I’ve always left on..
-Ok..
-“and reassure him you love him and he’s a good boy, but if he doesn’t calm down you’re turning him into car parts”.
Oh wow, super scientific!
It’s Bartholomew’s birthday from which I have no pics because iVan almost killed us again..
-𝙸 𝙲𝙰𝙽'𝚃 𝙱𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙴𝚅𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙻𝙴𝙶 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚆 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙾𝙻 𝙱𝚄𝚂.
-Believe it, buddy!
..and here he is with his glorious Ti-Ning nose! Boy did that toddlerhood cuteness of yours disappear.
-We get the face we deserve!
At least you’re self-aware!
Felina brought Cyan, June and Lakshmi’s bb with her from school! It’s so nice that all our lil cousins we’ll go to college with are showing up❤️
-Swan soooooooooong......... So loooooooong, shitty family, so looooooooooong..............🎵
It’s time😭😭😭
-Hello, old friend. Have you come for me?
-I HAVE BEEN WALKING BY YOUR SIDE FOR A LONG TIME💀
-That I know.
-ARE YOU PREPARED💀
-You have no idea.
SHAJAR DO YOU FUCKING MIND
OH MY GOD SHAJAR SERIOUSLY GET OUT OF THE FRAME
-It’s alright, it’s only appropriate that Shajar disappoint me one last time. So long, family! And truly, it’s been SO LONG. I’m going to find Wyatt now, but don’t worry, my spirit will always be with you, judging, lecturing, and making you soil yourselves.
-WAAAAAAAAH
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
-HEY-YO SHAJ!
-HEY-YO!
OH MY. FRANCES
-DADDY NO!!!!
OH WOW LOOK WHO WOKE UP. Shajar seriously ffs even for you this was unreal. Jojo left money to absolutely everyone, even Don! Charitable king💔
Frankly, I don’t even know what to say about Jojo, like I try to keep things lighthearted but I teared up when he died. I loved Jojo since he aged up into the snootiest Mr. Darcy toddler of all time, he was one of my favorite sims ever, he had so much personality, he was so much fun to play, and despite being pure evil he really did love his family and always tried to shame them into not being losers. Most of all, he loved Wyatt, with whom he’s now reunited❤️ RIP Jojo, I’ll miss you terribly-
-but clearly your spirit will live on. ABSOLUTELY NOT, SOPHITO
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Some incorrect quotes about my oc and the clones (she’s married to all of them but Zoha is like her son)
Hantengu:
Ryuki: Hantengu, what do you call people you go out with but don’t try to sleep with?
Hantengu: ...People?
Hantengu: *is visibly upset*
Ryuki: Hantengu, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
Hantengu: Do you think sex without love is a sin?
Ryuki: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.
Ryuki: Stay foxy.
Hantengu: Die lonely.
Ryuki: Well, Hantengu and I finally did it!
The rest of the clones: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Ryuki: That's right... We kissed!
Sekido:
Ryuki: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Sekido: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Sekido: Are you trying to seduce me?
Ryuki: Why, are you seducible?
Sekido: As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Ryuki: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.
Sekido: Fight me!
Ryuki: *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
Ryuki: Fight me for the rest of our lives.
Ryuki: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.
Sekido: This is a lie.
Sekido: I'm literally dating them. This is a lie.
Sekido: THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO COOK A PANCAKE, WHAT IS THIS.
Sekido: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?
Ryuki: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.
Ryuki: This date is boring!
Sekido: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Ryuki: Then why did you invite me?
Sekido: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Sekido I'll do whatever I want!
Karaku:
Karaku: Ryuki, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?
Ryuki, naked in Karaku's bed: No, I absolutely do not.
Karaku, already taking off their clothes: Fuck... Me neither.
Karaku: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—
Ryuki: We’re married.
Karaku: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.
Ryuki: Marry me.
Aizetsu:
Ryuki: Do you want to know your new name?
Aizetsu: My... my new name?
Ryuki: Yeah, it's your first name-
Aizetsu: Haha. Very funny Ryuki-
Ryuki: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.
Aizetsu: Oh- oh my god.
Aizetsu: Bro-
Ryuki: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Ryuki: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Aizetsu: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Ryuki: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.
Aizetsu: Stop.
Ryuki: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Aizetsu: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
Ryuki: That one. I want that one.
Ryuki: Talk dirty to me, baby~
Aizetsu: The dishes.
Ryuki: Wh-
Aizetsu: They’ve been there for 4 days and it’s your turn to wash them. You still haven’t cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.
Urogi:
Ryuki: Wow, Urogi, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Urogi: We literally slept together yesterday.
Ryuki: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Ryuki: What are you in the mood for?
Urogi: World domination.
Ryuki: That's a bit ambitious.
Urogi: You are my world.
Ryuki: Aww...
Urogi:
Ryuki:
Urogi:
Ryuki: OH.
Ryuki: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Urogi: Wow. They sound stupid.
Ryuki: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Urogi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Ryuki: I guess you’re right. Hey Urogi, I love you.
Urogi: See! Just say that!
Ryuki: Holy fucking shit.
Urogi: If that flies over their head then, sorry Ryuki, but they're too dumb for you.
Ryuki: Urogi.
Urogi: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.
Ryuki: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.
Urogi: But you’re always acting stupid?
Ryuki: ...
Ryuki: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.
Urami:
Urami: Know why I called you in here?
Ryuki: Because I accidentally sent you a tit pic.
Urami: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine.* Accidentally?
Urami: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Ryuki: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Urami: ...
Urami: You mean ring bearER, right?
Ryuki: ...
Urami: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Ryuki: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Urami: Aww-
Ryuki: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Urami: My hands are cold.
Ryuki: Here, let me hold them.
Urami: My lips are cold too.
Ryuki: *covers Urami's mouth with their hand*
Urami, talking about Ryuki: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
Ryuki: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Urami: Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.
Zohakuten:
Ryuki: Just trust me. Have I ever put you in an unsafe or uncomfortable situation?
Zohakuten: All the time.
Ryuki: Then you should be used to it by now.
Zohakuten, near tears: Please, Ryuki, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
*Zohakuten and Ryuki are planning to break in somewhere*
Zohakuten: We need to distract the guards.
Ryuki: Right.
Zohakuten: What are we gonna do?
Ryuki: I'm gonna break their elbows while you poke their eyes.
Zohakuten:
Ryuki:
Zohakuten: Deal.
Zohakuten: When was the last time you cried?
Ryuki: Uh 15 minutes ago, why??
Zohakuten: really? That recent?
Ryuki: Yeah *voice crack* is that a issue? *starts crying again*
Ryuki: Did you have to stab them?
Zohakuten: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Ryuki: What did they say?
Zohakuten: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Ryuki: That’s fair.
Ryuki: Remember what I told you.
Zohakuten: Don’t be a cunt.
Any combo of them:
Karaku: Ryuki, what are you doing tomorrow?
Ryuki: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.
Zohakuten: We have fun, don’t we, Hantengu?
Hantengu: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
Sekido: I'm not doing to well.
Aizetsu: What's wrong?
Sekido: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Zohakuten enters the room*
Sekido: There it is again.
Zohakuten: You’re a loose cannon, Ryuki.
Ryuki: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Urogi: I think you play by your own rules.
Hantengu: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Zohakuten: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Ryuki: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Karaku is a loose cannon.
Karaku: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Ryuki!
Hantengu: I’d say Karaku’s more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.
Urogi: Now I’m just confused. Is Ryuki a loose cannon or not?
Zohakuten: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.
Ryuki: *groans*
Karaku: Aw, man.
Sekido: I know how this must look but I can assure you we have a perfectly logical explanation.
Hantengu: Yeah! We’re cowards!
Urogi: Ryuki has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Hantengu: That can't be true!
Urogi: Watch this.
Urogi: Hey Ryuki, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Ryuki: *Throws themself out a window*
Sekido, watching Hantengu & Aizetsu panic : What's going on?
Karaku: Hantengu is having a midlife crisis and Aizetsu is just having a crisis.
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🍌300 Fruit Shop "Drabbles"🍌
♡Thank you to everyone who participated in this! I had a lot of fun with all these, and might do another Fruit Shop thing in the future! Hopefully all these links work lol♡
(Fruit Shop info)
Cheater! - lee!Sokka, lers!Katara, Toph, Aang
Fandom= Avatar: The Last Airbender
Summary: Sokka is being more of a brat than usual. Katara decides to teach him a lesson, the others joining in to help.
Guilty Comforts - switches!Gwen, Hobie
Fandom= Spider-Man: Across the Spiderverse
Summary: Gwen is struggling with her self-image, the negative thoughts creeping in as she stresses out. Hobie has the perfect way to help, and while it cheers her up, things don’t exactly go how he expects them to.
Burned Treats - lee!Mikey, lers!Raph, Leo, Donnie
Fandom= Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Summary: Mikey tries making a treat for his bros, but things don't go as planned, bumming him out. The boys quickly notice and, after a quick wrestling match and some questions, manage to get their baby bro back into his high spirits.
Anxious Thoughts - lee!Pomni, ler!Kinger
Fandom= The Amazing Digital Circus
Summary: Pomni is having an anxiety attack due to circus craziness. Kinger invites her into his pillow fort to calm down, showing her she can still have a laugh in their insane circumstances.
Good Book - lee!Satan, ler!Lucifer
Fandom= Obey Me! Shall We Date?
Summary: Satan becomes engrossed in a new novel, locking himself in his room all day. He forgets about everything else as time flies, accidentally ignoring his duties and MC. Lucifer gives him a reminder he won’t soon forget.
So Rude! - lee!Jax, ler!Ragatha
Fandom= The Amazing Digital Circus
Summary: Jax is being a total brat, sassing and picking on all the other characters. Ragatha has enough, giving him a lesson on manners he won’t soon forget.
Impressive? - lee!Gender Neutral Reader, ler!Miguel
Fandom= Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Summary: You’ve been taking unnecessary risks on missions, trying to show off and impress a certain Spider-Man. It has the opposite effect, only worrying the man and making him question you. After you joke around and play off the danger, he uses a special tactic to make sure you learn your lesson.
Full Plate - lee!Miles, ler!Hobie
Fandom= Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Summary: Miles is falling behind due to his duties as Spider-Man and majorly stressing out about it. Hobie helps him calm down, as well as adding a special twist to make sure he's all cheered up.
A Better Fight - lee!Alex, ler!Magnus
Fandom= Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard
Summary: During one of the Hotel’s fights to the death, Alex and Magnus slip away for some calm. Unfortunately for the son of Frey, Alex got geared up for the fight and is feeling antsy. He offers another kind of fight, and while it’s not what Alex had in mind, it was certainly a laugh.
Sassy Bird - lee!Hawks, lers!Dabi, Twice, Toga
Fandom= My Hero Academia
Summary: Hawks is sassing his fellow LoV members, collectively pissing everyone off. While some more violent methods are suggested, the most interested trio finds a way to get back at the birdie without injuring their “asset.”
Grouchy "Old" Man - lee!Miguel, lers!Peter B., brief Mayday
Fandom= Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
Summary: Peter brings Mayday to the base for the twenty-millionth time, letting her wander around Miguel’s office. Turns out the beefcake is her favorite thing to climb on. When the young spider girl reminds him of one of Miguel’s quirks, Peter makes sure the grumpy old man has a laugh.
Pillow Fort Comfort - switches!Gangle, Kinger
Fandom= The Amazing Digital Circus
Summary: Gangle's comedy mask is broken once again, upsetting her and leading her to seek comfort. Kinger helps her out, and while his silly method does work, he soon learns just how effective it is.
Jax is Bored, Now it's Your Problem - lee!Pomni, ler!Jax
Fandom= The Amazing Digital Circus
Summary: Pomni is still getting used to the circus, anxious and uneasy in the new environment. Jax is bored enough to help out, though he does it in his own annoying way.
Bug Pizza - lee!Jax, ler!Ragatha
Fandom= The Amazing Digital Circus
Summary: Jax leaves Ragatha a “special” present in her room, trying to annoy the rag doll. He succeeds, though it backfires in a way he never could’ve expected. All he has to do is apologize…but where’s the fun in that?
Watch What You Take - lee!Denki, lers!Bakugou, Kirishima
Fandom= My Hero Academia
Summary: Denki swipes one of Kirishima’s favorite hoodies, which just so happens to be Bakugou’s best blanket. To “avenge” the red head and get the jacket back, Baku uses a special method of persuasion on the electric hero. Kiri decides to help, playing a good cop role.
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Been thinking about teenage Neymessi
And them going on a county fair for a first date, per Neymar's request!
Neymar is so nervous because he wants everything to go smoothly. He wants to impress Leo! He even tries to win every dumb game bc he wants to give Leo all the big prices! He's not very good at them, but when he saw a huge ball he just had to win it for Leo and he did! (Took him like 6 times to finally knock down the dumb moving duck figurine)
Neymar obviously took pictures bc he thinks Leo looks so cute! They eat shitty food and shyly hold hands when they go on rides (even the dumb kiddie ones!)
Neymar has this whole plan about how he's gonna kiss Leo on the Ferris Wheel, but then this shit happens:
Neymar trying to keep his cool as he sees a loose screw on the ferris wheel. He tries to be smooth and "tightens" it and says "let me just tighten that up there, alright, alrighty, we're good" but the dumb-ass actually loosens it! The ride is going so fast and the cart is swinging like crazy! Leo is calm on the outside, but he's clutching his seat for life!!! Ney is screaming like a maniac.
What ends up happening is: the midget flies off the ride and Ney breaks his glass ankles for the 4th time
They get put on an ambulance and Neymar feels like shit bc he ruined everything! He ruined their first date and he got the both of them hurt! He doesn't even want to look at Leo right now. He doesn't want to see how much Leo will hate him. But then Ney hears a muffled laugh and he looks up. Leo is looking at him all amused and says: "you really tried to fix the ride, huh?" And Neymar is so shocked that Leo is smiling at him right now that he too starts to laugh and then they both are laughing. It's such a blur, he doesn't know who ends up leaning first, but they kiss in the back of an ambulance on their 1st date.
They sign each other's casts after they get out of the hospital 💚
I’ve been holding onto this for so so long now. Not that I didn’t appreciate it but because I laughed so hard the first day I didn’t even know how to reply😭😭😭
BESTIE HELP WHAT WERE YOU ON!!? I LOVE THIS SO SO MUCH OH MY GOODNESS WHAT😭😭😭
Ney trying to be slick but nearly killing them both!! I’m actually so dead I can’t even begin to cope with this piece💀💀💀💀
Bro even just thinking about it I was crying actual tears plsss the dramatics?! Pls Leo flying off the ride😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I’ve never gone from aaaaaw🥰🥰🥰 to needing an ambulance to come get me so fast😭😭😭. Pls what kinda plot twist! I can’t even explain how much I loved loved loved this! When I say I want all the insanity this right here is what I mean. Absolutely deranged absolutely unhinged(literally) I love love love love it. Giving you the fattest kiss on the cheek ever cara mia 🤭🤭😘😘😘
#submission#neymar#neymar jr#leo messi#lionel messi#neymessi#cara mia🍃#leaves cause I want whatever you’re smoking bestie😭😭#meb writes#<- adding my tag so I can find it easily
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okay I need to know more leafpool coded songs because she is the most character ever 🫶
what songs/artists would you associate with her and also why (PLEASE analyze the shit out of my girl I love it) (unless your opinions are just. wrong! @ leafpool haters) (I don't think that applies to you most of your takes are so true) (apologizes if this has been done before)
oh i absolutely have more leafpool songs. some of these i have listed before but i’ve never said why i think they fit her so i will do that. this is gonna be long
k so thirty one today by aimee mann is so leafpool.
literally her. aimee man songs in general r often good for leafpool she’s definitely an artists i associate w leaf. she’s got another song called choice in the matter that i think works well for leaf as well :)
galileo by the indigo girls is a song i associate specifically with the relationship between leafpool and moth flight bc it is so interesting to me. the way moth flight’s rule ended up ruining leafpool’s life even though they never knew each other but then at leafpool’s death she gets to come face to face with this cat that hates her and wants to send her to hell for making mistakes that are only mistakes BC MOTH FLIGHT DECIDED THEY WERE…… god. the line in this song “now im serving time for mistakes made by another in another lifetime” rlly gets me. like yeah
i have said it before i’ll say it until i die but the chaconne by dessa is such a leafpool song, specifically a crowleaf song. looking back on a fucked up romance that was never going to work because neither of you really loved each other but at the same time wasn’t it kind of fun? i don’t know if i regret it. but also i kind of hate you. it’s weird to see you living your life so differently now with somebody else. somebody else that you also don’t love. the line “you’re at your best when you’re alone” is something i think leafpool should’ve gotten to say to him cuz lol it’s true. dessa is another artist that i associate w leafpool in general she’s got some other songs that also work well. mineshaft 2 comes to mind
how it ends by devotchka is an insane song that makes me explode + it fits leafpool so u know. u know how i feel when i listen to it and think abt her.
u gotta listen to this song bro it will change ur life im so serious
OH AND DES MOINES BY HALLOWEEN ALASKA….. COME ON
plus this is another song that makes me lose my mind
i also associate A LOT of songs by daughter for leafpool. run for sure. and mothers
tell me that’s not about leafpool watching her kids grow up from a distance and loving them and doing all she can to protect them but losing them anyway
i also think sunbleached flies by ethel cain is very much a leafpool song if u remove it from the context of the album’s story a lil bit. these lines specifically are so leafpool
i pulled these from my leafpool playlist these r just the ones that make me the most emotional and crazy. THANK U FOR THE ASK I LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY GIRL!!!!
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Dion is very scared of the Fae, and has, on more than one occasion, set up Santa Traps on December 24th because he *knows* for a fact that magical red suited guy must be a Powerful Fae. (Seriously, this guy *flies* and can apparently*see people at all times*; Not to mention his "helper elves", like, those are obviously faerieled people enchanted to act as toymakers-)
Dion's knowledge of Psychics is so skewed I could believe he's got a bad feeling about this Santa Guy
i THINK the caravan the family travels in has one of those thin pipe chiminies which I assume is for a cook stove or somethin, so Santa can't classically climb down that but Dion is still suspicious
I bet the Aquato kids would learn abt Santa from other kids around places they're staying at or in the circus.
Frazie knows Santa isn't real but pushes Dion's buttons anyways.
Raz likes to think if Santa WERE real, he'd be psychic, that's how he gets everywhere and talks to animals, but Dion is like now Thats One Step Too Far Little Bro.
Queepie and Mirtala are confused to indifferent on the matter. Based on Dion's track record he probably got some intel from Queepie on the matter (why... does Dion think Queepie would know better he's 5... but anyways)
and then all the while Santa probably does exist, it's a crazy kooky world why not.
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