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There was a group of scientists building a lab made out of Tupperware on my backyard. A pool with a snake inside of it appeared in the middle of the lab and one of the scientists started talking about this legend of a snake called Hamilton that gifted water to lesbian women, and all the scientists started discussing which one of them was the lesbian the snake was giving water to. They all exploded.
#dream#scientist#tupperware#laboratory#snake#snakes tw#snake mention#pool#water#lab#hamilton#lesbian#explosion tw#body horror tw
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𝓢𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓼 𝓪𝓼 𝓐𝓷𝓲𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓼
Featuring: Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Brahms Heelshire, Michael Myers, Bubba Sawyer, Bo Sinclair, Vincent Sinclair
Word Count: 1.1k
Warnings: mentions of animal death (minor, in Michael’s part), slashers as animals being assholes, just general fun headcanons, no cat or dog because I always see them as cats and dogs and wanted to mix it up
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Freddy Krueger
Some sort of bird
Probably a Conure that lost his feathers in some sort of fire
Is an asshole
And is smart enough to mock you
Will wake you up by biting your nose
Always escapes his enclosure
Can no longer fly but will manage to get up on counters and on top of your fridge anyway
Has overgrown talons and will use them for violence
Do not bring any company over
Very rarely will calm down and nestle against your chest during movie nights
But then bite you and saunter off
Jason Voorhees
Reticulated Python
Has unique scale markings on his face that resemble a hockey mask
Is huge
And usually lurks in the corner of his massive enclosure under a hide
He’ll come out at night and explore the area, and eventually figures out away to escape and roam around at night
The first time he does this you have a heart attack
He’s a massive snake
And who knows where he’s at right now?
You fear for any rodents that might be lurking
But when you find him he’s slowly but surely slithering across the living room floor, tongue flicking in curiosity
He’s a gentle giant around you
Not a fan of house guests and will actively try to escape his enclosure to scare them off
Will tolerate being picked up by you for short stretches of time
Lucky for him picking up a massive snake is no easy task
He likes to make himself comfortable on your couch and slither on top of your head to rest himself there and stare at the tv
He’s never tried to strike at you and only accidently takes your breath away when he’s trying to adjust himself in your grasp
It’s not his fault his a big boy and also consists of 99% muscle
Brahms Heelshire
Mouse
Has a massive enclosure you put together so he has more than enough space to make himself at home
Doesn’t use his hide and instead climbs in between his hide and the cage wall and nestles himself there
Loves nestling into cramped spaces
Will make random piles of bedding and hide food within them
Only comes out when you’re not home for the first few weeks
Eventually comes out when you have a treat for him
It takes a while for him to become used to you enough for you to pick him up
He’s pretty big for a mouse
and really hairy, with lots of curls all over his furry body
Will wrap his tail around your wrist for balance
Likes to nestle against the back of your neck and the collar of your shirt
Will sit there for hours and watch as you do every day tasks
Just let him down for bathroom breaks
Like everyone else, doesn’t like strangers and will bite them or scratch them if able
Michael Myers
Rat
The most massive rodent you’ve ever seen
Will never stay in his enclosure
Ever
You never see him eat or drink or anything
He just wanders your house and occasionally gnaws on things
Has massive front teeth and claws
Has various scratches and missing fur patches on his body
Never makes a noise
Will kill any rodent or insect crawling around your house
Just leaves the body there for you to find
Will very rarely lay in your bed, at the very edge, only half asleep
Doesn’t like being touched
Or caged
At this point he owns the place and you just pay rent
Will seriously injure house guests
And anybody who comes near the front door
Has bit you a few times
You still have scars
But you can’t figure out how to get rid of him so he stays
Bubba Sawyer
Tiger Oscar Cichlid
He is in a tank by himself after he cannibalized all of your other cichlids
He is massive
And even in the largest tank you could find he has some trouble turning around
Will eat anything and everything dropped into the tank
He’s got some missing scales, especially around his mouth and eyes
He’ll chase your finger if you put it against the glass and move it around
Has jumped out of the tank on multiple occasions even with the lid clipped shut
As soon as he sees his food he splashes out of the water and hits the top of the lid with a loud thump
When you scrub the algae off the tank he’s always right next to you, bumping your hand and arm
Weirdly enough, likes pets
Will keep bumping your arm until you run a hand down his side
You know it’s not good for a fish’s slime coat to do that
But it’s the only way to keep him calm long enough to scrub away the algae
You have to put him in your bathtub when it’s time to deep clean the tank
Refused to get in a bucket
You had to carry him--wet and slimy and flopping around in your arms
Any time you have company he always stares at them and occasionally bumps his head against the lid of the tank
People are mostly scared of the giant fish and don’t come over much
Bo Sinclair
Bearded Dragon
He will not quit head-bobbing at his own reflection in the glass
Very territorial
Has a very pretty scale pattern
Will bite you
Not hard
But you can tell he’s annoyed with you
He doesn’t like being in his tank much
Prefers to hang out on the kitchen counter and bask in the sunlight coming in through the window
It’s not like you can explain he needs the lights in his enclosure to get his vitamin D
Will also sit outside on the porch with you
Only eats worms
He will not bother to eat crickets when he knows you have food that doesn’t run around
You usually throw in a few crickets anyway
Also not a fan of salads
You have to hand feed him each piece of leafy green or else he will not eat it
He’s spoiled
Will throw fits and knock over stuff in his enclosure until you let him have some outside time
Likes lounging on the couch with you
Also likes when you pet his head
Climbs in your shirt and stays there
Vincent Sinclair
Chameleon
Very big and gangly
Turns some really pretty colors when out in the open
Mainly stays up in the branches in his enclosure, blended into the greenery
You don’t see him often
Likes peace and quiet
Doesn’t like being held or touched
He rarely spends time on the ground of his enclosure, save for when he has to climb down to eat food
You leave the door to his enclosure open sometimes and he pokes his head out to look around before going back inside
He doesn’t do much besides mimic the colors in your room
After a while of having him you’ve managed to get him used to being held for short periods of time
Will nestle in your hair or behind your neck
Do not leave him in an open space with no hiding spots or he will freak
#headcanons#headcanon#pet headcanons#snake#snake mention#rodent mention#reptile mention#exotic animals#pets#slashers#slasher#freddy krueger#jason voorhees#michael myers#bubba sawyer#bo sinclair#vincent sinclair#brahms heelshire#mouse#rat#chameleon#x reader#reader#slashers x reader
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Why are literally all of my guides and deities associated with snakes. Every one of them, in some way or another.
I knew I wanted a snake way before I got properly into witchcraft, but now the more I think about it the more I'm probably gonna use caring for that snake as a devotional act for all of them. Not just caring for a pet, but caring for my relationship with my guides/deities :D
#witchcraft#paganism#pagan witch#pagan#witchblr#eclectic pagan#paganblr#witch community#deity work#witch blog#cw snake mention#snake mention
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Give me your Charlie head cannons :3
i haven’t worked on her character as much as I probably should, but oh well
Charlie is adopted! Henry is asexual and had no interest in marrying. He really wanted to be a dad, but he weighed the options and decided that the adoption process would be less stressful for him than the other process.
It was really difficult for Henry to get qualified to adopt, given that he was a single dude. A lot of people suspected him of being gay or a creep, and would give him A LOT of trouble.
Charlie was adopted when she was two. She had some trauma, but was still able to live a relatively normal life.
Charlie is also black, so she and her dad would sometimes get weird looks from people. Henry also had trouble with doing her hair, but he asked around and read books. He eventually got really good at it, and Charlie would brag on him at school for making her hair look pretty. That shit would make Henry’s whole week.
Charlie was really close with Michael. They’re about a year and a half apart in age, so they could relate to each other really well.
the Afton’s and the Emily’s essentially lived as a single family unit, so despite technically being an only child, she considered Michael, Liz, and Evan her siblings.
Charlie died in early 1984, and her death was actually an accident on Williams part. I haven’t fully fleshed out what happened, but essentially: she slipped and fell in the rain outside the pizzeria, hitting her head and breaking her neck. She didn’t die immediately, and William, in a moment of panic, decided to put her out of her misery.
that would be a really fucking sad point to end on, so I’ll wrap this up with some goofy wholesome stuff: her favorite color was green and she loved to play outside. She likes dirt and bugs and rain. She wasn’t scared of anything either, and would casually pick up spiders and yard snakes. Michael and Henry hated spiders, so Charlie always felt the need to show them the biggest spiders she could find.
elizabeth was also super into playing outside, but wasn’t quite as cautious or gentle as Charlie. So Charlie took it upon herself to teach her what bugs and plants were dangerous, but Lizzie always managed to get herself hurt anyways.
wow this was long. A lot of the adoption stuff is actually based on my own observations. I’m not adopted, but my mom and my grandma have both worked very closely with adopted and foster kids. The system is really fucked up and I wish everyone in the foster care system the best <3
#fnaf#five nights at freddy’s#henry emily#charlie emily#charlotte emily#fnaf au#fnaf road to hell#road to hell au#bug mention#snake mention
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If you Don't have any pets, tell me what you'd want if you were going to get a pet! What kind of animals do you like?
ok even tho we do have pets, we're still answering this one
we wanna get a snake again when we can. we used to have one, but cause of financial reasons we had to give her up and i havent known peace since. she was a ball python and i loved her
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Finds from my walk in the woods behind my parents house earlier today. Not pictured: the cute garter snake that I spooked while they were sunning themselves on the trail. Not in a mood to pose for a picture.
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I saw a bee and went “omg it’s clover!!” Then panicked because bugs scare me but i can’t hurt clover so I just- went back inside-
We don’t usually get sneks around here but there was a garden snek like a week before stringbean hatched and I thought about the scene with babey luz saying it she’d its pajamas
-🔮 I love you too (platonic)
i feel you </3 i personally love bugs, but bees can be threatening sometimes (they're so cute and small tho....)
omg a garden snake fr??? that must be so cool!!!! and yeah that scene about Luz finding a snake's skin is just so cute <3
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Dumb Brain Child [ The Eighth ]
Greetings interwebs demons, I'm back with more ponderings. Before we start up, I just wanted to address why MasterPost the First was tragically killed. You see: my links didn't work anymore. It's really as simple as that. My links didn't work, disclaimer was out of date and not mine, just needed a redo. MasterPost II is still kinda under reno so.. bare with me until it's done. Some things may be missing because it's difficult to shift through 167 posts. But, do (seriously, please) let me know if I missed something. Okay, on to the 'theory'
Height in Sanders Sides is a funny thing, no? In theory they're all the same height as c!Thomas [5'10], but it's hard to differentiate sides in silhouettes if they're all the same height so, the fanon made the solution: sike they're all different heights. From this arose some level of discourse as to what their heights would be. I'm here to add to it.
My complaint is the height of Janus Sanders himself. Mainly: In what world is the man based on a Mangrove Snake [ A snake that grows from 6-7 feet/1.8-2.1 meters ] a short king?! When was that the agreement the we all made?! Because if I'm not mistaken, 5'3'' or whatever otherwise puny height is typical of him, is a very concerning height for a snake like that. It would be a distinct medical malady if a Mangrove was that small.
Let me educate you a little on the Mangrove Snake. Mangrove Snakes or Boiga Dendrophilia's are nocturnal and potentially aggressive. They are native to Southeast Asian regions. It is a venomous snake, though it's venom is avian specific and unlikely to kill. It is often confused for a Banded Krait which is extremely venomous and has known fatalities. This confusion is due the similarities in appearance. One of the first documented Mangroves was [ This the point of this ] 7ft 7in or 231cm.
So I restate my question: WHY DO YOU ALL MAKE JANUS SHORT?!
I understand it's a funny visual gag, but a commitment to the bit is not a standing evidence! I researched this snake for 3 hours, within the first 5 minutes I found my answer! Yet, I kept digging. Looking for the healthily length of Mangrove and what to be concerned about. According to the internet, if a mangrove ever was within the 5 ft range they were likely underfed, ill, or generally poorly cared for! So, if your goal to match their animal counter part... WHY IS HE SHORT?
I fully understand the take of "Wouldn't it be a cruel irony if self-preservation didn't take care of himself?" yet, the degree to which mistreatment is required is literally animal abuse. I realise I may fall on deaf ears.. but damn give the man a few inches at least.
If you want a short side... Patton is standing over there somewhere.
#sanders sides#tw swearing#deceit sanders#janus sandes#janus theory#tw snakes#snake mention#i get passionate ok#this just in#make him tall
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"Look at her," Josie exclaimed in an excited whisper, holding out their arm as she allowed the green tree python she found to curl around her arm. She watched in fascination, careful not to move to much as she didn't want to startle the snake. Fortunately, Sprinkles was elsewhere at the moment, so she was able to take advantage and explore the island some. "Isn't she beautiful? Oh! I promise she won't bite, these are harmless!"
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Okay, so we're all familiar with the whole Giant and Tiny thing, right? Like, either a really big person holding a normal sized person or a normal sized person holding a really tiny person.
We also know about Naga/Lamia/ snake people, right? Like a mermaid but instead of a fish it's a snake.
Well, most times we think of snake people as the Giants in the situation, long and big enough to wrap around a normal sized human. Typically, those are designed like a python or other kind of snake that uses compression to kill it's prey.
What if . . . we reverse it?
A garden snake Naga. Tiny enough to curl up in your pocket. Noodle child!
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Of the firm belief that of course there's no shame in having a phobia, but there is shame in those who do not find issue with not working away from said phobia.
If you're arachnophobic, i understand, i get it, but if you think you can go through life without experiencing A Spider you're sorely mistaken. So you should take measures to be sure that you can perform as well as possible when facing your phobia.
I have a phobia of adult praying mantises and have long since hated that i found them so disturbing for seemingly no reason, since i knew they're great for natural pest control. Due to the kind of person i am, i recently was given a hatching egg sack of... So. So many praying mantises. I had the chance to say no to it. I took the initiative to work on myself and raise them in hopes it would help my phobia.
I'm not saying everyone who has a snake phobia should go pick up a snake and befriend it, or those with phobias of heights need to go skydiving. But a phobia is a condition, and should be something you work on. It's an explanation of your behavior, but not an excuse. A phobia is a chance to learn how to better understand the world you live in, not shut it out.
#phobias#bug mention#snake mention#spider mention#probably an unpopular opinion but i feel like im in the right to say it seeing as im not phobia free#facing your fears isnt necessarily just being unfeeling about sometjing scary#its about learning how it works and whether your fear is founded or not#so many people with snake phobias seem tp think snakes will eat you. do u know how badøy designed humans are?#we are not aerodynamic at all#a snake would first have to be So Big not just any little 5 or 6 foot snake cpuld get ya#and itd have to start at ur feet and hope your arms are over your head cause otherwise ya wouldnt fit in it#we are so poorly made that its near impossible for snakes to eat us#theres been One Case of a. i think a retic or burmese python eating someone. One. Case#dogs have killed more people.#and if a snake bites you chances are you were bothering it first they arent gonna hunt you down snakes dont lnow spite#snake rant over. for now.
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Idk why but there’s something really funny about cancer researchers being evacuated to Australia the second they make breakthroughs to prevent them “committing suicide via sniper” only for the relocated individual to immediately die from spider or snake venom because it’s Australia
#spider mention#snake mention#suicide mention#suicide cw#CIA#america#australia#cancer research#cancer research breakthrough#unreality#shitpost
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hey hey, how u doinnnn!!! I have 'em quick questions about the water dogs.
What's the difference between saltwater and freshwater eels? Do they have different characteristics, and where do they live?
What the FUCK is the Megdalon (<- is this the correct spelling???), you know, the big shark that roamed the waters a bajillion years ago. WHAT ARE THEY??? DO THEY HAVE GRANDSHARKS OR RELATIVES, IS THE BLOODLINE STILL GOING???
What do they mean by 'snake skin', and why do snakes peel them?
Are birds REALLY relatives of dinos? And which species of birds are the closest?
These little thoughts rattle in my brain like the DVD logo bouncing on TV, and you don't have to answer all of 'em, I just need answers! Anyways, thank u for readin!
honestlyy idkk y u asked me, the village idiot, 2 answer these questionz but oh boy i do love animalz so i will try my best! :3
1. i do not know much abt eelz, but i doo know abt electric eelz, here r some random electric eel fun factz! (these r just some of my favez, i loev electric eelz bc i have an electric eel oc;;; if any1 iz interested in any more info;;; id b happy 2 share)
they arent actually rlly related 2 true eelz, instead, theyre a speciez of knife fish thatz more closely related 2 catfish!
they breath air bc they live in murky water and if they had gillz, they wudnt b able 2 get enough oxygen.
they can jump out of water 2 shock their prey and their shock can get up 2 abt 650 voltz. :0 (the standard american outlet iz abt 110 voltz)
they use electrolocation bc they r basically blind. how doez that work? well basically, think echolocation but w electricity. they can identify other electric eelz, prey, objectz, and more w electrolocation! v cool! who needz sight when ur a living battery fishie?
2. idrk much abt the megalodon, but i do know that there r some ppl that think theyre still alive? wich, no. if u see a bigass shark, itz prolly either a basking shark or u just havent seen many sharkz b4. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3. snake skin iz just. snakez skin (idk if thatz what u were asking but yee). itz made up of keratin (same stuff that our nailz n hair iz made up of) and they shed it bc it doez not grow az the snakez grow.
4. i have no idea honestly, evolution iz...idk anything abt it.
thank u 4 the questionz! i loev talking abt animalz and sharing fun factz n stuff! if any1 wantz 2 ask me anything abt animalz, i highly encourage it. it doeznt even have 2 b a question u can just share fun factz or whatever, anything 2 fuel my special interest (i also liek plantz, especially flowerz) :3
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