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littleguyzdaily · 2 months

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i’m so sorry to inform you that you have a homestuck quirk

My worst fearz have been confirmed (pensive emoji). Actually i dont hate homestuck, i tried 2 listen 2 a reading of it once but i waz 2 busy playing sonic speed simulator 2 pay attention

#Monke.answerz #Ask #Homestuck #not screenreader friendly #2024

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hellishboots · 6 months

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trick or treat owo

u get: an honorary restraining order! :D i love u

#Monke.answerz #trick or treat #Halloween #2023

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hellishboots · 10 months

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PURPLE

thank u 4 the ask, im glad 2 b an enjoyable presence c:

#Monke.answerz #I try not 2 post 2 much bc i feel weird doing that. Glad 2 know uhm. That some ppl liek my shiny hoard of postz #2023

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hellishboots · 10 months

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for the ask game hehe: 14, 19(+would u let me paint urs, if yes what colour would u want), 33

14, do u love the smell of the earth after the rain: heck yeah i do! Makez me feel liek evrythingz gonna b ok. I even have 2 songz 4 when it rainz. (you will be ok-stolas's lullaby extended, and color drowned feat bethany conerly by joe zempel! Also sometimez maybe variations on a cloud by miracle musical but that 1 iznt exclusively a rain/after rain song) i have songz 4 evry occasion :3

19, if we were at a sleepover, wud u paint my nailz 4 me: ofc!!! I loev painting pplz nailz, i havent done it it wayyy 2 long. U cud definitely paint mine 2, i wud either want black orrr the colorz of the trio (blue 4 stone, red 4 vinnie n orang 4 skipp ^^)

#Monke.answerz #friendz <3 #noheaddx #I shud rlly paint my nailz black sometimez huh. Been wanting 2 do it 4 awhile but idk where any black polish iz #2023

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hellishboots · 11 months

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hey hey, how u doinnnn!!! I have 'em quick questions about the water dogs.

What's the difference between saltwater and freshwater eels? Do they have different characteristics, and where do they live?

What the FUCK is the Megdalon (<- is this the correct spelling???), you know, the big shark that roamed the waters a bajillion years ago. WHAT ARE THEY??? DO THEY HAVE GRANDSHARKS OR RELATIVES, IS THE BLOODLINE STILL GOING???

What do they mean by 'snake skin', and why do snakes peel them?

Are birds REALLY relatives of dinos? And which species of birds are the closest?

These little thoughts rattle in my brain like the DVD logo bouncing on TV, and you don't have to answer all of 'em, I just need answers! Anyways, thank u for readin!

honestlyy idkk y u asked me, the village idiot, 2 answer these questionz but oh boy i do love animalz so i will try my best! :3

1. i do not know much abt eelz, but i doo know abt electric eelz, here r some random electric eel fun factz! (these r just some of my favez, i loev electric eelz bc i have an electric eel oc;;; if any1 iz interested in any more info;;; id b happy 2 share)

they arent actually rlly related 2 true eelz, instead, theyre a speciez of knife fish thatz more closely related 2 catfish!

they breath air bc they live in murky water and if they had gillz, they wudnt b able 2 get enough oxygen.

they can jump out of water 2 shock their prey and their shock can get up 2 abt 650 voltz. :0 (the standard american outlet iz abt 110 voltz)

they use electrolocation bc they r basically blind. how doez that work? well basically, think echolocation but w electricity. they can identify other electric eelz, prey, objectz, and more w electrolocation! v cool! who needz sight when ur a living battery fishie?

2. idrk much abt the megalodon, but i do know that there r some ppl that think theyre still alive? wich, no. if u see a bigass shark, itz prolly either a basking shark or u just havent seen many sharkz b4. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

3. snake skin iz just. snakez skin (idk if thatz what u were asking but yee). itz made up of keratin (same stuff that our nailz n hair iz made up of) and they shed it bc it doez not grow az the snakez grow.

4. i have no idea honestly, evolution iz...idk anything abt it.

thank u 4 the questionz! i loev talking abt animalz and sharing fun factz n stuff! if any1 wantz 2 ask me anything abt animalz, i highly encourage it. it doeznt even have 2 b a question u can just share fun factz or whatever, anything 2 fuel my special interest (i also liek plantz, especially flowerz) :3

#monke.answerz #animalz #morei112 #long post #snake mention #2023

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hellishboots · 11 months

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Hey!!It was me who wrote to you then that you were cool and that I wanted to make friends with you, I was just shy to write to you..well, in short, you're very cool and I've been following your tumbler for a long time..)

Awh! Thatz so sweet! Sure we can b friendz :3 (if ur not an adult. I mean i doubt an adult wud wanna b friendz w a minor but yk, just in case)

#Monke.answerz #ive had a rough few dayz but ur messagez cheered me up;;; i rlly thought it waz 1 of my friendz bc i can not beleibe a stranger wud liek me #Guess i rlly do have that autism charm B)#Lermarrdibilor #U can shoot me a dm if ya want :3 i may bite but i am friendly #2023

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hellishboots · 11 months

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Hey, I'm the guy who wrote to you then, you're very cool and I would really like to meet you ()

😭😭😭😢💕 (<- i am bad at wordz but thank uu!) U dont want 2 meet me tho, i bite. Liek nil

#Monke.answerz #sometimez being a creechur online iznt 2 bad (u can get nice askz on tumblr :3)#Anon #srry i didnt answer this 1 az quickly im jsut. Yk. Wordz r hard. I appreciate the kind wordz tho!#2023

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hellishboots · 11 months

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I adore you🌹😭

(absolutely flabbergasted soundz) wuh!?

Thank u anon! If my laptop waznt in the toilep i wud draw something silly...imagine a monkey chilling and then being suddenly thwacked by a giant heart and being totally dumbfounded by it;;;

#Monke.answerz #i assume this iz a friend of mine(?) But if not then. What did i do. Woahg. What a nice thing 2 see in my inbox :3 #Anon #Im not having the best day but this cheered me up;;;;thabk u;;; /gen #2023

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hellishboots · 2 years

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🎶✨when u get this u have to put 5 songs u actually listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers 🎶✨ <33

hip hop cherry pop- lemon demon

suburbia overture/greetings from mary bell townships/(vampire) culture/love me, normally- will wood

from the gallows- idkhbtfm

mrs. mark max maddy- drive45

welcome to tally hall- tally hall

*only has two followers, both of wich i cant ask anonomously*

#drive45 #lemon demon #will wood #tally hall #oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#2022 #stuff i liek :3 #idkhow #idkhbtfm #Monke.answerz

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hellishboots · 10 months

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grey + blue/p

pullz out my uno reverse card :0

#Monke.answerz #friendz <3 #Noheaddx #2023

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