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impossibletragedykitten · 4 months

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Disappointed, but not remotely surprised. 😒

#palestine #free palestine #free gaza #ceasefire #never again #south africa #lawsuit #genocide #united nations #united states #usa #shit the bed #international #international embarassment #30000 #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #🍉#burn it down

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wearevillaneve · 10 months

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Okay so i wasn't part of the fandom until recently and binged all of KE in like 2 days and now i read everywhere that season 4 was so bad and now on one of your posts "laura neal betrayed our trust". Could you maybe explain what everyone is so mad about? Sorry for the stupid question, i feel like I'm missing something essential here and i feel very idiotic for it but i would like to know better.

You're not idiotic, Anonymous. You just came in after a head writer who did not seem to like or understand the two main characters and crafted a dumpster fire of a last season and a middle finger of a final episode. Laura Neal killed Killing Eve. She killed all the fun and thrills and emotional investment we all put into it. She killed it dead and then spat in our collective faces while laughing at us as she said, "Hello, Losers." The last scene of Season Three was one of hope with Eve and Villanelle turning to face each other on the bridge and Neal was one of the writers of that episode. "In Laura We Trust" were the four words the fans used in anticipation of where the two women would end up next. Little did we know that Neal would decide to crap all over that hope and turn Eve into a cruel rhymes-with-witch and Villanelle into a delusional idiot who sees herself as Jesus. There's a huge disconnect between Neal and the KE audience, and it comes across in remarks like this one from Buzzfeed. "It felt like the start of that rebirth had to happen slightly before the moment when she comes out of the water, and I think it actually happens when she's dancing. There was a sort of moment where Eve ends up choosing life, even before she's come up from beneath the water. That just feels really poignant to me." Setting aside Neal's bizarre water fetish which is all over Season Four, I don't get what she means when she says Eve is "choosing life" after she's just witnessed the woman she loved shot with magic homophobic bullets. What's up with Eve's piercing scream when she comes up for air? Neal has suggested Eve will go on without Villanelle and have a great life. What? What'chu talkin' about, Laura?

All Eve had to do was get away from that psychotic lesbian assassin she's been enamored with for four seasons. Queer woman dies and heterosexuality wins! What a great message for your gay audience, Laura.

If there's a single, solitary good thing to come out of the flaming tire fire that was KE Season Four it should be that Laura Neal as a showrunner and head writer is NEVER EVER AGAIN allowed with 15 miles of a queer character.

The woman is a homophobic, bigoted idiot who's done one too many lines of Bolivian Marching Powder or copious amounts of some very bad illegal street narcotic. She should seek professional help.

Let's hope she finds her new career working the drive-thru window of a McDonald's in Mississippi to fun and exciting.

The shoes of Laura Neal should only always step in the deepest of doggie doo.

#killing eve #ke s4 #fuck laura neal #ke s4 spoilers #shit the bed #anonymous asks #ke s4 sucked #it's her fault #not forgotten #never forgive

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rainbowmancer-gwen · 3 months

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Story time:- Shitting the bed (Disrespectful house guests) CONTAINS NSFW moments

I need to start using my tumblr more... My threapist said I should journal more and tell my life stories because a lot of them are just as absured as this... Okay so this is not an am I the asshole stories because I know I am not. I wrote this last night night whilst stoned. I also wanted to test a new clicky RGB keyboard that my Friend Kendra bought me (She was at this party too and can verify it's a true story...) Here goes

Okay, so... close to a decade ago, now I held a party after the Armageddon expo (Anime and Geek convention in New Zealand) one year.

The lead up was that I was working on an assignment for Uni that needed to be in before Sunday. Sunday was Armageddon, and I was hosting an after-party for cosplayers and furries at my parents' house.

It was a sleepover, and I had worked extra shifts to afford a boat load of Kai to feed everyone. My folks were away in the UK. They knew about the party and they knew about my rule.

If you stay cooked, breakfast is at 10 am because you can sleep in. After that I will give you a job cleaning the house. This had worked previously to great effect.

My folks' house can comfortably sleep 12 (in beds) + more on couches.

The whole of the local furry community was invited, and my best friends at the time had helped me plan.

I get my assignment done at 3am after much tinkering and fuckwittery with word counts as Uni had fucked up the brief and there was ambiguity about word count. Fuck it! It's 3am, it is done. I need to sleep and get ready to let off steam.

Arrive at Armageddon, meet friends, and help friend Cosplay as Totoro in a big fursuit. Meet more furries, including draw fest artists. Fuck it! Invite them. This party is going to be the ultimate nerd fest.

And that's when I meet AL... AL is a dragon furry, who is so up himself his fursona has two dicks... I didn't know this at the time. AL asks if he can come. I had only met him once previously but had interacted well enough online and he seemed cool.... Say fuck it! Come along.

Start getting messages out of the blue from a Trans friend, B, who had just gotten back into the country after a messy break up. Say Fuck it! She can come too. It'll do her some good!

Fast forward to the party. Everything is going swell. I am the perfect host. I'm nervous because my parents' house is full of people I have had next to no sleep and a full day of convention. I'm knackered, my best mate. Let's call him Phoenix. He has packed me a joint. Instantly feel better.

Start to notice something is off...

Notice AL and B are making out like it's an Olympic sport. They are all over each other, and it's squicking out my guests...

Ask them politely. Hey guys... It's not that kinda party. We got people playing fucking Yu-Gi-Oh! And drawing furries and you're... You're doing that...

It gets later, and people start to trickle out. The stayers are watching anime on a projector in the living room that Totoro friend, had brought over.

I'm like, sweet. This is my time for another joint, and I'll set up beds. I walk into the kitchen, and what do I see? B An 8 foot transwoman in heels sucking off AL...

I am beyond mortified and beyond words... AL smug face says something to me, which I forget.

Anyway I tell them that it's not appropriate quietly and again not that kinda party. No other party guests saw that, thankfully... Read the room seriously!

Move on to allocating beds. Okay, so let's put them separately...

B pipes up. "Um... I will have anxiety if I don't sleep away from other people who I don't know" sounds fake as fuck.

Okay, you can have the room my GRANDMOTHER sleeps in when she visits... and my room is ABOVE YOU...

Everyone hears this... Everyone goes to bed. I go upstairs when they do. Spend a little more time with core friends. Break down and tell them what happened... and how mortified I am.

They ask me why you did not tell us? Because I didn't want to ruin the party...

Go sleep. Hear fucking. PISSBOILED! I am so angry! Angry cry self to sleep listening to Weezer. "I am the greatest man that ever lived" (I was masc at the time...) more on that story later...

Skip ahead to the morning. I am up first as I had not slept, nor had they. (The headphones did not hide the fucking...!)

Here I am, angry breakfast! Thankfully, due to many doors between guests and them (except for me... I AM THE ONE WHO HEARD EVERYTHING!)

It was awful... Thankfully, everyone helped clean and was grateful for breakfast. EXCEPT FOR THEM!

THEY DIDN'T GET OUT OF BED UNTIL MIDDAY!

I had shit I needed to do! Everyone did! Everyone knew this. It was on the invites! I purposefully sent the invites. Because in the digital age, respect the party rules!

And I made it very clear 3 TIMES!

☆♤♧◇♧♤♡☆

NOT

THAT

KIND

OF

PARTY!!!

☆♤♧◇♧♤♡☆

They have the AUDACITY! the AUDACITY! to ask where's BREAKFAST!

After a brief explanation... AL, to his credit, helps a little with the last of the cleaning....

B does a sneaky exit but gets caught at the door by me. She says , sheepish and fake sad sounding "Bye...." *Sad eyes look away* ME ME me me me kinda look.

Leaves... Whatever screw her! She's out of my life now...

Meanwhile, other guests start to ship out and thank me for my hospitality and grace, humility and kind hosting, and network skills, etc...

AL and core BFFs last to leave (Phoenix, and Rei) after knowing what has happened asked me if I wanted to stay with them. Say yes please. AL hears this (he's still not left yet) and says he'll travel with us...

Que? No, me gusta!

Does not get hint. Walk to.bus stop is silent.

Get to bus. AL invites himself by stating “Am I coming to [PHOENIX and REI'S HOUSE] with you?”

Rei who has had it at this point states “I don’t know… Are you?” and glares at him.

Finally getting the hint AL gets off the bus.

Watch him leave… Continue Bus journal. All of us are gobsmacked… GAGGING!!!

Continue to my friend's house. Phone blows up. Messages from B saying how much of a shit host I was and how unwelcome she was made to feel… CALL OUT HER BULLSHIT! Phoenix is cheering me up by making me laugh about the whole thing calling it the "Kitchen BJ saga" Rei is pouring me a hair of thedog bloody mary and a cup of tea

Come home a day later. Shit stains on the bed…. I AM FUCKING LIVID THEY LITERALLY SHIT THE BED!!

End up charging both of them for the price of entirely new bed sheets… AL reluctantly pays as he has rich parents, find out later that he payed for B too.

Never hear for B again, except randomly bumping into her in the hospital (I am an RN) No words were spoken but I honestly hope she is well… AL occasionally pops up in online circles, Never let him live it down. Trues to laugh about it because “LOL It’s been close to a decade” NO! YOU SHIT THE BED! I’m never letting you or anybody else forget it!

If you read this far you are a saint. Thank you for letting me get this off my chest

Peace and love tumblr!

MAY YOU NEVER SHIT THE BED!

Gwen

#am i the asshole #long reads #long post #furries #true story #disrespectful #shit the bed

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jimothy-gordon · 2 years

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HI honey bestie baby. how’s the ableism going?? wanna tell me some more about how you think all people who show symptoms of mental illness need to be locked up in a padded cell and fed sedatives?? omg you’re soooooo funny sweaty ahahahah<hah

#shit the bed

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koroart · 9 days

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I put way too much effort into this ( based on this meme, it wouldn’t leave me alone until it was drawn — I am freee )

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unpretty · 3 months

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earlier today andrew was like, "hey, check this out" and turned their phone around to show me an image of a pair of dreamworks eyebrow sunglasses before swiping to show me another image of the sunglasses and bask in my horror

but the pictures were on tumblr and they accidentally swiped the wrong direction in the image viewer

so from my perspective what happened was that andrew was like, "hey, check this out" and turned their phone around to show me an image of a pair of dreamworks eyebrow sunglasses before swiping dramatically to reveal an unrelated image of stuart little, watching me expectantly for a reaction that never came

#original #it was not until they turned their phone around with a #WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU GET HERE #that we realized what happened #and it became the funniest shit ever to me and me only #even now writing this i made myself laugh again #and then my partner who is in bed with me yelled #STOP THINKING ABOUT STUART LITTLE. IT'S NOT RELEVANT.#and that made me laugh harder

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solarpunkani · 1 year

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Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.

And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’

#solarpunk #anti pesticides #ani rambles #this is coming from personal opinion at 4am keep that in mind but like #I’m scared of roaches. i’m fine with them outside though #my parents dont like roaches and for good reason. they spray Ortho Home Defense along the veeery edge of the concrete by the doors to #keep roaches and shit from coming in because yknow. Florida.#if I tell them ‘hey actually we shouldn’t spray pesticides inside (ie raid spray) or outside (ie home defense)#theyre gonna ask wtf to do instead to prevent roaches #and if I tell them ‘nothing suck it up buttercup’ they’re gonna laugh and then double down on the sprays #we gotta have an alternative ready and honestly maybe I’m not looking in the right places but I genuinely don’t know of any #like one online friend told me leaving brush piles around the yard decreased the amount of bugs trying to come in but like #thats one person. anecdotal. and I haven’t seen anything online confirming that as a thing (yet)#idk man I’m going to bed.#might delete later #house pest saga

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gyrrakavian · 1 year

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“You shit in your bed, now lie in it.”

#new favorite mangled idiom #shit the bed #you made your bed now lie in it

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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isn't it weird how if you get up at 7 or 8, do your work all day, then have free time and go to bed at 11 that's absolutely fine

but if i said i get up at 10, do fun stuff in the morning then work in the evening and go to bed late, i could be called lazy, nevermind that i'm getting just as much or MORE work done as i would in a traditional work day

#ramble #idk if this is a me problem or not #i've tried to do the early rise early bed thing again and again and it just does not work for me doing freelance right now #maybe it's bc i used to work at a bar so i'm more comfortable being active in the evening #i love working at night because there's less going on to distract me #what used to happen is i would get up early then fight executive dysfunction all day saying i couldn't do fun stuff until i did my work #then my will to work would hit at 10pm and i'd be up till 2am anyway #right now my routine is waking up later and playing a game or knitting for an hour or so and then working in the afternoon and evening #something something capitalism and 9-5 and adhd don't go together #this sounds like i'm just making excuses but it works and i'm actually getting shit done and sleeping enough so i don't see the problem #i just figured i'm probably going to sit and do nothing for a few hours in the morning anyway so i might as well give myself permission to

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gazspookiebear · 3 months

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Soap is a chronic lap sitter!!! No, you cannot convince me otherwise

Ghost: "The fuck are you doing?"

Soap: "Sitting"

Ghost: "On my lap?"

Soap: "..."

Ghost: "Johnny."

Soap: "Simon :D"

Ghost: "..."

Soap: kisses him though the mask

Gaz: "Mate, why are you sitting on my lap?"

Soap: "There were nae good seats left"

Gaz: "This is the only seat here that's taken. Literally every other seat is available"

Soap: "I said there were nae good* seats left"

Gaz: "..."

Soap: sitting in Price's lap and blocking his view

Price: "For the love of God, I'm trying to watch the game!"

Soap: "Me too, now be quiet"

Price, under his breath: "Some muppet is about to be on cleaning duty for the next week"

#Excuse the quality of this post lmfao #I'm writing this shit down before bed so I don't forget #It looks better in my head #The artist in me is screaming #soap #soap cod #john soap mactavish #ghoap #ghostsoap #ghost cod #ghost #simon ghost riley #gaz cod #gaz garrick #cod gaz #price #price cod #john price

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snakeoid · 1 year

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so everyone can fit in it !

#obey me #lucifer #not tagging everyone else too much work #i just know they one by one show up in his room and go m̶o̶m̶ lulu can i sleep in your bed #beel i frew up chronicles #ignore that asmo would lose his shit if mammons foot got near his face

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beets · 22 days

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baby, bi bi bi

#911 #911edit #evan buckley #buddie #this has been in my drafts for months bc i'm the slowest gif maker in the world and bad at finishing things (wanted to get it done before #s7 oops) but it's even more apt now ig even though i've seen like 6 other versions of it out there already. oh well here's mine #(and bonus i got to include those last two gifs so it worked out)#sorry again that the lone star one is such shit quality i literally can't find a hq version of that episode idk what to tell you #there are things missing from this but i just wanna post it before next episode and i need to go to bed i have to work tomorrow bye (bi bi)#beets.gif

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months

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Happy Valentine's Day! (and this blog's first post anniversary!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #better drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #Woah...it's been a whole *year* since I took the leap and uploaded my 'first attempt' art.#It's outdated now but it holds a special place in my heart for the fact it started all of this off.#Calling this 'poorly-drawn' was always about accepting that my art was going to be imperfect and messy - and doing it anyways!#There has been a staggering number of times I have drawn something I almost didn't upload because I didn't think it was 'good enough'#only for someone to say they liked it - or that it made them laugh. And it has helped me realize -#-The worst critic for my work has always been myself. If I listened to it all the time...well we would not be here now B'*)#And now that I have dabbled in other fandoms I can truly see how lucky was to start out with the MXTX fans.#The supportive messages and tags have truly been a guiding force toward my artistic and self improvement.#I really can't describe how grateful I am.#Thank you for seeing something worth rooting for when I was just figuring things out.#Thank you for being sweeter than the candy I have strategically hidden in the nooks and crannies of this house.#But watch out! If you forget to find them we will get ants.#I remembered to not hide chocolate in the bed this year. Yes I know it melted last time. Yes it did stain. I'm still sorry.#Thank you for loving me regardless <3 Even if it looked like I shit the bed real bad.

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brown-spider · 7 months

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Fascism doesn’t sleep so neither do they

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hexnovo · 2 months

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Illustration of a stranger's nightmare about the end of the world

#digital art #digital illustration #artists on tumblr #digital painting #body horror #cw death #this was hard - i kept drastically changing the composition and eneded up with four extremely different options for the concept lmao #this was supposed to only take one drawing session but ended up taking at least four sigh #now i gotta go to bed cause tomorrow i gotta work the shit job again... yeehaw #horror art #horror

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littleguysdaily · 2 months

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This old bucket of bolts is long overdue for some upgrades. It is having some, uhhhhhhhhhhhh, catastrophic failures. Which is concerning. 😬 I need to take it's brains out and put them into a younger, healthier body. So; if the Little Guys have provided any entertainment value, there has not been a better time to put a buck or two in my tip jar.

#I waited as long as I could before pulling the ripcord on this post #But the old man is shitting the bed hard this morning

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