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albondiguilla007 · 27 days

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Tomarry fanfic recs

Soooo, for the Tomarry girlies, hope this reaches you. Here are some recommendations of the pair. You should know that all of these have something in common though, aside from being my favorites. These are TOMARRY fanfictions, meaning Harry x Tom Riddle, not Harry x Voldemort. (So, most of them time travel)

I feel more comfortable with this ship, and I’ve found that it tends to be less toxic, (though not always). Another thing, most of them put both Harry and Tom in equal footing, meaning, no abuse or manipulation (tho Tom certainly tries), or just any funny business.

If there is anything I love about these fics is how Harry confronts Tom in all of them, questioning his beliefs and social standing by just being good ole Harry. Sassy, magically powerful and impulsive Harry. So yeah, srry for that Bible. Enjoy!

- [ ] Wear Me Like a Locket Around My Throat: Technically incomplete, but it’s basically a second part. The main arch wraps up very nicely, so I’d count it as complete. The secondary characters are amazing, I fell in love with all of them. I don’t why, but Hogwarts feels pretty nostalgic in this one. 220k https://archiveofourown.org/works/7189349/chapters/16316573

- [ ] Terrible, but Great: Incomplete, still updating. The author has already written most of the second Arch. Tom reaaaallyyy wants Harry to submit and follow the Slytherin hierarchy. Harry won’t. They have the most epic confrontations. 173k https://archiveofourown.org/works/35714410/chapters/89052469

- [ ] Of Kings, of Pawns, and of Men: Incomplete: This one is addictive, I’m telling ya. I couldn’t stop reading. Not time travel per se, but still amazing. A tiny bit of Drarry. Harry befriends the Slytherins (Blaise, Pansy, etc) Tom is OBSESSED with Harry, like absolutely crazy about him. 146k https://archiveofourown.org/works/8323864/chapters/19063957

- [ ] you belong to me (i belong to you): Incomplete: Auror absolute boss bitch Harry. He reincarnates in another boy. Sort of? He catches everyone’s attention (Tom’s) when he starts acting differently (confident, powerful, won’t take shit from anyone) than he did before. 112k https://archiveofourown.org/works/11270490/chapters/25203408

- [ ] Earning his notice: Complete: This one is very short, but I feel like it sums up all my favorite tropes. Definitely give it a try. So my boy travels back to Hogwarts, is sorted into Hufflepuff, manages to fly under the radar during his school years and starts working on a shady business on Knockturn Alley. Everything is fine until his shop is attacked by Death Eaters, and ✨surprise✨he earns Tom’s attention. 40k https://archiveofourown.org/series/1174940

- [ ] At the end of every road: Complete: Crack treated seriously. Fluff, sassy Harry. Tom courts Harry, they get engaged. Sort of. Harry becomes a professional Quidditch player. 90k https://archiveofourown.org/works/46642903/chapters/117465823

- [ ] What Souls are Made of: Complete: My two fav things: Golden Trio friendship + Tomarry (Ron and Hermione travel back in time with him) 277k https://archiveofourown.org/works/35109247/chapters/87462256

- [ ] Stab right through: Incomplete: Snarky Harry, I love him. He gets sorted in Ravenclaw (Harry is equally as confused) Tom is intrigued. 80k https://archiveofourown.org/works/12051324/chapters/27288978

more recommendations here: Part ll

#harry potter #tomarry #tom riddle #voldemort #time travel fic #fanfiction #fanfic rec #ao3 fanfic #Tomarry recs #fanfics recommendations #sassy Harry Potter #Magically powerful Harry Potter #tom riddle x harry potter #tom x harry #obssessed Tom Riddle

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panda-malfoy-93 · 1 year

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The Breakfast Club - Anonymous - Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling [Archive of Our Own]

THIS IS A PIECE OF ART I TELL YOU😭😭😭

#drarry #drarry fic rec #sassy harry Potter #posh draco malfoy

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alien-slushie · 2 years

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Snape: You're just acting like a child!

Harry: I am a child. What's your excuse?

#source: steven universe #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter #severus snape #sassy harry potter #rewatched steven universe and thought this fit well.

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394halfbloodprince · 10 months

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*2 year old Severus bringing a ‘potion’ of dead bugs, worms, random sticks, mud, leaves, dirt, etc. that he found outside and mixed together to his mother*

Eileen: …

Seveurs: mother don’t just stare at it. Eat it.

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roalinda · 4 months

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When you have a godfather who is sassier than you:

#Sirius black #Harry James Potter #and Harry thought he was the sassy one...

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iamnmbr3 · 3 months

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every time i read a drarry fic that's like 'potter was so stupid and unrefined and gormless and utterly in awe of the brilliant, cultured, perfectly in control, mysterious ice prince draco malfoy' im like...ok. teenage draco definitely wrote this.

#harry is clever and sassy af and always ready with a quick comeback and perfectly capable of being crafty not to mention observant when he #wants to be. idk where this bumbling idiot thing came from. maybe the movies. movie!harry does kinda have the personality of wet cardboard #Harry Potter #drarry

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basiatlu · 8 months

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Raven was also an honorable mention. To be fair there are lots of dog breeds that are fitting for the H-ster aesthetically or temperament speaking. I just like these two lots. All of these is black duh

Who’s next I wonder? ;)

#animagus #magic #wizards #harry potter fanart #harry potter #harry potter art #hp art #sassy kitty harry #don’t touch #art #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr #doodle #digital art #characterdesign #boshdraws

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jlhynde-insanitybrilliance · 8 months

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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #90

Abraxas Malfoy (being an insufferable know-it-all): Actually, it’s not called champagne because it’s not from the French town of champagne. This is just sparkling wine—

Harry: Alright and by that logic you’re not a wanker because you’re not from the French town of Wanquer, so that makes you sparkling fuckwit.

Tom:

Tom (to hissing to Harry): I can’t take you anywhere—

Harry (hissing back): It’s not a pussy because it’s not from the French town of Poosay, it’s just a sparkling cunt.

Harry (left) Tom (right):

#udlttom #tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #time travel au #tomarry fanfic #tomarrymort #dialogue draft #abraxas malfoy #sassy harry #the sass master strikes again #Tom cannot handle it

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oxydiane · 2 years

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mcgonagall: mr potter, is that a snake?

harry: this is herbert, professor. he’s here for emotional support

mcgonagall: in what way?

harry: when he talks shit about professor snape and malfoy in a way only i can understand i feel positive emotions

#i am forever upset harry didn’t get a pet snake to like sneak around for him and talk shit about people #it would have been so funny like i can really see him gossip with it at the gryffindor table during breakfast #‘harrrry you will never believe what that prissy bitch malfoy is up to’#‘so he IS up to something HAH thank you herbert i fucking knew it’#‘harrrrry let’s tell umbridge to fuck hersssssself’#hermione is 80% of his impulse control stopping him from doing exactly what his pet snake suggests #ron is like ‘what did herbert say? oh yes he’s absolutely right LETS DO IT’#can someone make a rewrite where everything is the same but harry has a little sassy pet snake? the snake is just him but snake form #harry potter #headcanon #mcgonagall #minerva mcgonagall #harry james potter #incorrect harry potter #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes #golden trio #golden trio era #hermione granger #ron weasley #severus snape #draco malfoy

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noelles-legacy · 2 months

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He’s just standing there… menacingly…

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grimmauldplacepublishing · 3 days

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Azoth by Zeitgeistic

Very excited and nervous to start sharing my binds online but here is my first post! I've known I wanted to bind Azoth since I first read it ages ago so I'm glad I've finally gotten here. To be clear, this is NOT my first bind, it's actually my tenth.

This bind had a lot of firsts for me.

First cardstock cover

First foiled cover

First edge coloring

First sewn endbands with metallic thread

First cloth spine

There are of course mistakes but overall I'm quite proud of this one!

I did the typeset myself which took the longest as it's one of the more detailed typesets I've done and wanted to make sure it was done well.

The cover was done with toner reactive foil and turned out far better then I could have hoped. The cut out I did by hand and then glued the portrait of Snape on the back side.

Endpapers are from a paper pack from Michaels but I think they fit the theme very well.

#fanbinding #grimmauldplacepublishing #bookbinding #fanfic #ficbinding #drarry #harry potter #sassy portrait snape is my favorite

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neyney2010 · 3 months

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Lily: Just try going on a date with him!

Remus: No!

Lily: But you said you wanted a serious relationship! he wants one to!

Remus: I said I wanted a Sirius relationship actually...

Lily: ...

Lily: Is that not what I fcking said?

Peter *Who was trying not to get involved*: ... oh fUCK MOONY!!

#harry potter #marauders #marauders era #sirius black #james potter #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #wolfstar #sassy peter pettegrew #platonic moonflower

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snapeaddict · 6 months

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Minvember Day 3 - Dance rehearsal

"Severus, you must help me."

"I am busy."

"Busy doing what, exactly?"

"Isn't it obvious?"

"..."

"The fumes, Minerva. I am watching the potion fumes. The thicker it is, the better the result for this experiment."

"I see. I thought you were merely contemplating your laboratory, brooding over the absurdity of life as per usual."

Severus rolled his eyes. He unfolded his arms and took his eyes off the cauldrons that stood a few feet before him, glancing at the deputy headmistress with an unreadable expression.

"How may I be of service?"

"My left foot."

He raised an eyebrow.

"You will have to be more precise."

"It hurts."

Almost imperceptibly, his lips quirked in a sort of twisted, half-repressed smile.

"That is most unfortunate", he merely replied.

"Well, do something about it, you annoying man!"

"I do not see how. Certainly Poppy is the one qualified-"

"You know how she is! She might talk - tell Albus -"

Severus leaned comfortably against the nearest work-table. He could have been filing his nails for all that mattered; he looked especially unbothered, with a cunning and satisfied expression patiently waiting to move each of the carefully trained muscles of his face.

"Tell Albus what?" he asked.

His voice, as usual very smooth, was a steady mix of amusement and faked ignorance.

Minerva sighed heavily. She looked over her shoulder, then replied:

"You know he stepped over my foot the whole evening. And the day before. And the day before that."

"Really? But I thought you were an experienced waltz teacher -"

"Severus -"

"Such a brilliant one, in fact, that even the headmaster could become a successful dancer under your guidance, if I recall your very words -"

"Severus -"

"And, if my memory does not fail me, to that I humbly replied-"

"FINE! YES! Albus is a lost cause. It is like his arms and legs do not belong to the same person. He smiles confidently and then moves completely out of rhythm. Are you satisfied?"

Severus smiled cunningly. He set out to the other side of the room, opened and closed a cupboard and then came back to his original place, holding a jar of white cream. He handed it to her.

"This will reduce the inflammation in under ten minutes, if applied generously. It is scented with camomille - your favourite."

"Thank you."

She turned to leave.

"Oh, Minerva?"

"What now?"

"Do you know when this was prepared?"

"I am sure you will tell me."

"August 13th. The day we learnt there would be a Yule Ball."

She rolled her eyes and left, cursing under her breath. From what Severus could make out, it was something about never taking a bet again; he turned his attention back to his cauldrons, looking very pleased with himself.

#minerva mcgonagall #severus snape #pro snape #albus dumbledore #harry potter #minvember 2023 #Minvember #Minerva #Btw this also happened with hangover potions but he's less sassy about it befause *she* drinks him under the table #*because

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yesnoidkiguess · 1 year

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wolfstar pirates au!!

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394halfbloodprince · 9 months

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Severus: I love being dramatic because why would you ever deal with any emotion in a logical way when you could have the option of absolutely losing your mind

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myst867 · 6 months

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#incorrect quotes #hp incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #lord voldemort #voldemort #severus snape #snape #sassy harry

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