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domminatrixz · 10 months
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UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #90
Abraxas Malfoy (being an insufferable know-it-all): Actually, it’s not called champagne because it’s not from the French town of champagne. This is just sparkling wine—
Harry: Alright and by that logic you’re not a wanker because you’re not from the French town of Wanquer, so that makes you sparkling fuckwit.
Tom:
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Tom (to hissing to Harry): I can’t take you anywhere—
Harry (hissing back): It’s not a pussy because it’s not from the French town of Poosay, it’s just a sparkling cunt.
Harry (left) Tom (right):
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myst867 · 5 months
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coldemergency · 2 years
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Voldemort: You look better when you don’t have your glasses on.
Harry: First of all, you look better when I don’t have my glasses on too.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 10 months
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harry: what makes you think your life is worth more than mine?
draco: what makes you think your life is worth anything at all?
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nettedtangible · 7 months
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Harry @ Tim Riddle.
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startledstoat · 6 months
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Someone: well if it isn't the boy who lived twice
Harry's angsty ass probably: tbh I was kinda hoping I wouldn't the second time
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stellahoi · 11 months
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idk why i found a picture with a similar pose on pinterest and i had to draw him
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styxhuntress · 1 year
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agent-tempest · 11 months
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I just feel like Daniel had so much of Harry's sass in him, like the dude was dripping sass. They just didn't allow Daniel do use all that. He would have nailed the 'smashing Dumbledore's room' scene at the end of OotP. Also the 'You don't have to call me sir, Professor' or 'The news changed everyday' or 'I wonder what a difficult life would be like' or 'The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head in it. It might be sick' and so many more!
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siriuslywolfish-pg9 · 2 years
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Remus: *on the phone* Yes, I-I completely understand and I will definitely talk to Harry. This won't happen again...Thanks.
Remus: That was Harry's school calling. Apparently, he has been using some very creative language today.
Sirius: Oh, do tell.
Remus: Well, he called his math homework a "cluster duck" and his teacher a "mother flunker".
Sirius: Did he not call anyone a "sock sucker"?
Remus: *deadpans*
Sirius: What? It's just someone who sucks socks.
Remus: I can't belive you are teaching our Godson loophole swear-words.
Sirius: In my defence, "mother flunker" was entirely the little deviant's creation, and very cleaver of him, I might add.
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domminatrixz · 9 months
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Choose the best slave boys 🦯🥵🔐
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Harry Potter Moodboard
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This whole thing actually revolved around the "don't call me kid" line from illicit affairs. Sorry about missing yesterday, I was sick. The bitch please just comes from my love of sassy harry.
Taglist: @too-many-fandoms-not-enough-time @just-a-cup-of-anxietea
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sonoroquiescing · 5 months
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decided to bite the bullet and reread harry potter. i forgot how ridiculously high of a percentage of the words that harry speaks are straight sass. no wonder everyone keeps comparing him to james. he’s a cheeky cunt left and right
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coldemergency · 1 year
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Tom: *Explaining anything that requires using intelligence*
Harry: With all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.
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lucigoo · 5 months
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Calmwrimo: Day 10 - 3001
So, i was working one one fic (still porud whenever i manage that lol) where im rewrititng fixing the Shriecking Shack incident. And heres a snippet as im so poriud of my sassy Harry, book Harry is a little Sass Prince (I'd say King, but well Sirius "Drama King" Black is there so .....
“Professor, is anyone else coming? Ron's hurt!” Harry said. Going back to glaring at Black. If he hadn't he wouldn't have seen the confusion on Black's face.  When he spoke it was croaky, gravelly as though it hadn't been used for much other then screaming for a long time. Harry hid the wince that his face wanted to make. Dementors were nasty, and 12 years with them would probably make any one scream. “Professor? Why’s he calling you Professor Moons?” Black asked, quietly and confused. Harry watched as Lupin's face went through a whole plethora of emotions in a few seconds, ending up in annoyance at the man in front of him. “Don't call me that Sirius, I’m so fucking angry at you” Lupin barked at the man still on the ground. Harry, Ron and Hermione all let out sharp noises at their professor swearing, even if the situation did call for it. “Remus ..” Black said, ending in a coughing fit, he waved a hand as Lupin took a step forward. “Im… ok. He said breathlessly. “Why's he calling you professor and not Remus, or Uncle Moony or whatever?” Black continued with his questioning. Harry could only admire the look Lupin gave Black, as though he was a bloody idiot. “Think Sirius, use your brain if it hasn't turned to mush. Why on earth would they let me have him, you idiot.” he said scathingly, but the undercurrent of fondness was very clear in his tone. Harry just sighed, another Defence professor out to get him, bully for him. He wondered how long it would take Hermione and Ron to figure out they were screwed, with an injured Ron, no way to escape, a knowledgeable adult and a madman in the way of the door they had no means of escape. Harry squared his shoulder. If he was going to die he would do it taking at least Black with him. Hopefully his friends would escape from Lupin themselves.
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