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gamgeesgarden · 2 years

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Bilbo: Who the hell are you?

Balin: I'm Balin. I'm an analyst.

Dwalin: I'm Dwalin. I have a knife.

#dwalin #balin #bilbo #bilbo baggins #lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect lord of there rings quotes #LOTR #incorrect lotr quotes #hobbit #the hobbit #incorrect the hobbit quotes #incorrect Hobbit quotes #incorrect quotes #s: the umbrella academy

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turnbackthependulum · 1 year

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"Can you hug me as I go? It's been a long time."

— Gin Ichimaru, to Rangiku Matsumoto

#BLEACH #ginran #incorrect quotes #incorrect bleach quotes #s: The Umbrella Academy #things they'd totally say #gin ichimaru #my ginran

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incorrctbleach · 2 years

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Tesla: You don't know anything about me!

Nnoitra: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

#s: the umbrella academy #tesla lindocruz #nnoitra jiruga #Nnoitra Gilga #bleach #Arrancar

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incorrectr27quotes · 2 years

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[if Vindice had talked about the Arcobaleno Ritual to everyone instead of just R27]

Bermuda, about Checker Face: He is a force to be reckoned with.

Colonnello: Yeah, this is where you lose me.

Skull: This is where he loses you? I checked out at the sacred cave.

#Colonnello #Skull #Arcobaleno #incorrect arcobaleno quotes #s: the umbrella academy

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 2 years

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klaus hargreeves hearing three (3) symptoms of a disorder from a child that he just met and coming to the conclusion that he definitely has it is a mentally ill mood

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jellyfisharesatan · 2 years

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Rlly loving the implication that Luther knew Diego was in a mental hospital this whole time and decided to just leave him there aksjhrhw

#welp least one of us is getting therapy #oh thank fuck hes not my problem anymore #nice to know hes alive and all #i was a bit sad abt that #but thank fuck i dont have to see him #tua #the umbrella academy #the hargreeves #hargreeves siblings #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #luther probably saw that ad #and went #meanwhile diego is getting a lobotomy #luther just forgot that 1960's mental health treatment was rlly shit guys dw #that or he went

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sleeplessphantom · 2 years

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....yeah

#hawkeye pierce #spencer reid #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #the umbrella academy #m*a*s*h #criminal minds

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bisexuallilapitts · 1 year

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every allison hargreeves outfit

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#tuaedit #uaedit #umbrellaacademyedit #allisonhargreevesedit #Allison Hargreeves #The Umbrella Academy #Umbrella Academy #TUA #TUA S`#raysgifs #nothing to say about this look really #the only scene in tua to actually have good lighting and colouring whilst inside and they use it on a two second scene #steve im hunting u down

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sharkneto · 2 years

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I haven't seen a warning for it going around so TUA S3 EP10, a warning for trypophobia at about the 32:30 mark and a quicker moment at about 34:20

#not tagging s/poilers because cw #im not bothered by trypophobia but i know that's a really common phobia so just a friendly heads up #tua #the umbrella academy

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godsofhumanity · 10 months

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Horus: You don't know anything about me! Set: I know everything about you. You are an open book written for very dumb children.

#horus: shut up or im gonna tell my mom #horus #set #seth #egyptian gods #egyptian mythology #incorrect egyptian gods #incorrect egyptian mythology #incorrect mythology #mythology #s: the umbrella academy (tv series)#queuetzalcoatl

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olliecoded · 2 years

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'i despise viktor because after being tortured, manipulated, abused, drugged, and gaslit for decades, he accidentally blew something up because he didn't know how to use his powers. this all happened in the process of him being locked in a torture chamber btw. fuck viktor. but anyway. i think it's fine that allison sexually assaulted her brother because her daughter died which he had nothing to do with'

#this is what u all sound like. this is literally what u sound like #how can u turn around and say viktor deserved it and then in the same breath say that allison sexually assaulting luther is fine bcs she #was grieving in a complex way. what the FUCK are u all TALKING about!!!!!!!#like literally what is wrong w u all!!!!!!!!#allison hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua s3 #s/a mention #tw s/a #everyone in the notes of this post is being weird now i don't like it

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expensivemistake · 2 years

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UMBRELLA ACADEMY APPRECIATION WEEK - DAY 5 ☂ FAVOURITE OUTFITS: one Klaus outfit per season

#tuaweek2022 #tuaedit #brellygifs #tvedit #tvfilmsource #tvandfilm #dailytvfilmgifs #dailytvgifs #dailynetflix #smallscreensource #filmtvcentral #the umbrella academy #klaus hargreeves #gifs by emilyjane #god this was intended as just the first outfit but I decided I wanted to do one per season #big mistake was deciding to pick totally different scenes for 3's set specifically but I wanted the shoes

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shaythey · 1 year

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have you read disillusionment by tenacioussurrender? you should.

#umbrella academy #tua fanart #tua diego #tua five #diego hargreeves #five hargreeves #number five #number five hargreeves #tua fanfic #posting again bc this got flagged as s**ual content??#this is platonic #the fic is /gen #pls why #my art

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grandtheftautumn · 2 years

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Rewatching S3, I think it’s weird that the neck snap is how Five chose to kill Sparrow!Grace, because that wouldn’t have worked on Umbrella!Grace. We saw Umbrella!Grace get her neck snapped, get up, & turn her head back around like it was nothing.

#alternatively 80s!Grace & 60s!Grace #but it shows that Sparrow!Grace wasn’t built for the children the same way Umbrella!Grace was #Umbrella!Grace was built to withstand the children especially Viktor throwing her like a rag doll #sparrow!grace seems like she was more so built to be a maid who could serve as a nanny if need be #idk maybe Five thought that too #or maybe he forgot his mom would’ve been able to withstand that & was just going for s mercy kill #tua #the umbrella academy

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hopepaigeturner · 6 months

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Benophie just wanting a few hours for themselves and not having even a minute to be together 😂

this is hilarious

Oh, absolutely.

But that doesn’t mean they didn’t try...

Benedict and Sophie are on Sophie’s bed; every kiss, touch, moan and sigh is stitching themselves back together after years of aching, frayed edges. Words and kisses tumbling over each other, as their hips roll, and their fingers scrabble with the final fabrics–

BANG “Benedict!” BANG “Sophie!”

“You have got to be kidding me,” Sophie groans, rising up from where she is straddling Benedict. Benedict reaches up and kisses her.

“Just ignore them,” he whispers.

“I love you, Ben, but I’m not letting any of our families see me naked.”

“Technically, you’re not naked,” Benedict's hands slip under the chemise, hands trailing up her thigh. “And don’t worry,” he whispers, kissing a spot by her ear that he knows feels 100% more pleasurable than it did in their dreams. “You just concentrate on us. I’ll keep them occupied.”

*~*~*

Cut to Anthony who is hammering on the door with Simon and Gareth.

“Benedict, you need to–” suddenly the door opens to reveal…

Another door. A white one with a scrawled sign in a teenager’s hand writing.

Do not disturb.

“You cannot be serious,” Anthony huffs and starts bangs down that door to reveal…

Another door.

And another.

Different colours, different makes. One of particular note, is a mahogany door, with a beautifully carved…middle finger.

Eventually, Anthony starts to use his powers, because the fighting has escalated and the weird umbrella-not-umbrellas have decided to join forces with the shady government agency. And really everyone is trying to vacate as quickly as possible before they are all carted off, and in desperation Gareth pops in to find…

“Oh–god–Yes! Ben!”

“Oh sh–”

“Ah!”

Gareth turns around, hands on his eyes.

The door disappears and Anthony stumbles in. He finds Ben, who is shielding Sophie, clutching onto her. Then Sophie, whose scowl could do more damage than Anthony’s powers.

“Gareth, you know the rule!”

“I know, I know,” Gareth cries, still not letting his hands drop from his eyes. “But I swear I didn’t see anything!”

“It’s still a violation of privacy!”

“It was in your best interests.”

“My best interest was being allowed to co–”

“I hope, Anthony, that you have the most fantastic reason known to man for disturbing our time.” Benedict growls. “And no, the end of the world will not cut it.”

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I have half a mind to have that be an ongoing joke until the end–Benophie having 7 years of pent up sexual frustration. (Yes it has been that long since they met each other).

Benedict and Sophie try to sneak off when they get to the safehouse–before being pulled back by their siblings.

Benedict and Sophie in a closet only for Hyacinth and Gareth to disturb them because they wanted to talk…yeah, just talk to each other.

Slipping into the shower together only for the water to get cut off because the safehouse is being raided.

And the first time they do have a bed neither are in the mood because Benedict has just had a near-breakdown and gosh darn it, they’ve got to address that 4 year separation.

But finally they do have the chance, in the ruins of Aubrey Hall, where the sourness of loss is finally replaced with the sweetest of realities. And it is wonderful…until they wake up to the sound of bullets.

#hope answers #bridgerton #the umbrella academy #the umbrella academy au #benophie #benedict bridgerton #sophie beckett #B & S being ever so close #in many ways...#😉

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plentyelegant · 2 years

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one time I saw a Twitter reply under a post about Elliot Page (or from his acct i cant remember) asking why he didn't do anything during the oscars slap....... my brother in christ what did you EXPECT him to do

#DID YOU THINK HED MAKE A BLAST GO OFF LIKE VIKTOR AND DISTRACT THEM????#society would've furthered so much if only 'the umbrella academy' & 'juno' actor Elliot Page intervened in/prevented the oscars slap 😔 /s #i just remembered this and laughed #mine

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