Frodo: *stabbed by an immortal blade*
The Hobbits: What do we do Mr. Strider
The Hobbits: *looking to this big scary mountain man so intimidating and mysterious they don’t even know his real name*
Aragorn, truly just some guy at heart: I’m gonna call my dad
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Gimli: Courting tip! Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Then use the door as a weapon to fight off other suitors. Establish your dominance -
Aragorn: I’m beginning to see why you’re still single.
Legolas: No, let him finish.
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Gandalf, saying something in elvish:
Pippin, sighing: Yeah, yeah I know
Legolas: I didn't know that you can speak elvish.
Pippin: I can't. I just know "fool of a took" in every language he speaks.
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Pippin: who fell off those steps last year? was it me?
Gandalf: no. it was the dog. but I wish it was you.
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Legolas : I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Aragorn: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Legolas: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
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incorrect lord of the rings quotes
↳ "can you come collect your freak of a man please. He's doing things"
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Merry: Pippin was banned from KFC, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Pippin: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Frodo: Pippin, you ate a chair.
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Thranduil: Legolas.
*Legolas stops*
Thranduil: Your mother loved you. More than anyone. More than life.
*Legolas looks at Thranduil*
Legolas:
Thranduil:
Legolas: Then what about you, dad?
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What's your hyperfixations?
Right now I'm only interested in the below media:
Stranger things
Lord of the rings
Midsommar
Mr. Right
The Sandman
THAT'S IT!
Not even Marvel is holding my attention at the moment!
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As a superior being, gifted with the power of polls, I make my first decree:
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*Thorin and Bilbo arguing*
Fili, whispering to Kili: Should we leave?
Kili: No, no, I wanna see Bilbo make Thorin cry.
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Kid Aragorn, running around Rivendell:
Elrond: Let me see what you have there :)
Aragorn: A KNIFE
Elrond, running after him: NO!!
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Elrond: Look, I don’t have a choking kink but….
Thranduil: You don’t?!
Elrond: Do you?
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