[Un]conscionably, Tolkien's works have been severely underrepresented in the world of Tumblr sexymen. Now is[n't] the time to change that.
On a related note, did you know there is a Sexypedia Wiki? The research I do for these polls continues to surprise.
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Thinking about ✨her✨ today
Remaking this Éowyn after 10 years of cosplay was so gratifying! The trim is all hand embroidered and I’m so proud of how well I was able to dye the matelassé to match the corset suede 😍
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Biggest tragedy in the tolkienverse is that when the dwarves were captured by the elves in Mirkwood, Thorin lost his sickass fur lined coat
Like don’t get me wrong the replacement ain’t half bad, but like that coat is everything I want in my life
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The Hill: Hobbiton-across-the Water by J.R.R. Tolkien
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Khamûl, the Lord of Rhûn❤️
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you know i'm thinking about how few teeth gollum has and like do you think frodo ever got a good sloppy bj from him
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It has long been clear that Sam (usually) wins (almost) any poll he's in - unless Bill the Pony is an option. In fact, Bill the Pony is so popular that he was previously voted the "real" hero of Lord of the Rings!
So alright, fine. Let's see how they do head to head. Sam dispatched both Elrond and Pippin with ease, but will he find a more difficult opponent in the Battle of Bywater's most notable participant? Or will Bill "turn tail and dash away" as he did at the entrance to Moria, fleeing from the Watcher's tentacles? Only time (and the results of this poll) will tell!
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In honor of Earth Day, here’s Tolkien as the Lorax (I was inspired by their shared love of trees).
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Made for amazing @celestialsunset as a thank you gift for PayPal donation ❤
Thank you so much for your support and kindness, I really appreciate it and it's a huge help 🥰
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I just finished Bg3 for the very first time and how do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand... there is no going back? There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold.
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