sharkneto
Who Even Knows Anymore
It's a clusterfuck, what can I say. I like it at least. Always down to talk fics, Five, and TUA in general, just drop me a line. he/him sharkneto on AO3. Header illustration by Antia Calviz
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[ID: A cassette tape in a cassette player, with TMA SUMMER REMIX written on it. Photograph by Xingye Jiang on Unsplash; edited by non-plutonian-druid. End ID.]
🎭Time for TUA Summer Remix! 🎭
We are so excited to be bringing you all the details for TUA Masked Author (and Artist) round five! This round, Summer Remix, is all about celebrating the incredible fanwork in the TUA fandom. We are encouraging you guys to remix (make fanworks for) the fanworks our fandom has made! With the final season of the show coming in August, we felt that this was a perfect opportunity to show our appreciation to the fandom. For anyone who needs the refresher, [we go over what a remix is in more detail in this post].
🌺 What is TUA Masked Author?
TUA Masked Author is an Umbrella Academy fandom event that allows you to embrace your creative muse and test your investigative prowess! In the first phase, authors and artists post their TUA works to an anonymous AO3 collection. Afterwards, we’ll release a list of participating authors and the guessers will put on their detective hats to try to match the fics to their authors and art to the artists with coveted bragging rights at stake for the best detective!
📻 The Exciting Details
Summer Remix will take place from Saturday, June 8th through Thursday, June 27th.
Our AO3 collection is live! The official posting period is June 8th through June 15th. You may submit your fic or art to [the TUA Summer Remix AO3 collection] at any time from now up to (and including) 23:59 UTC June 15th, although works submitted early won’t be visible until the 8th of June.
After entries close on June 15th, check the tumblr for a list of participants (to be posted shortly after submissions close) and your guessing ballot which will be posted a few days later.
Put on your detective hats! You will be able to submit your guesses up to June 27th.
All secrets will be revealed on Saturday, June 29th, after a few days to let us crunch the numbers! We’ll unveil each of the fics’ authors and artworks’ artists, as well as crown the best guesser!
🌺 Reminders
Anyone is welcome to take part! No need to have posted a fanwork for TUA before, and no need to post a work for this event in order to be a guesser!
If you are remixing please make sure you have the original creator’s permission. This can be a general permission statement, because you asked directly, or because they submitted their work to the permission sheet. [The permission sheet can be found here], and [you can add your works to it here].
You may submit a maximum of two works of art and two fics, in any combination.
All submissions, fic or art, must be gen, ie. not ship focused, and not rated E (explicit). We don't have specific rules about where the lines are; use your own judgement and ask us if you have any questions.
Fic entries are to remain under 10k words for the duration of the event, and each participant may only post one fic under 500 words. Once the authors have been revealed, you may add chapters and expand your fic as much as you wish.
Artists, please do not publicly post your art anywhere else until after the reveal, in order to preserve the mystery. Additionally, please do not sign your submitted art. We provide a watermark you can edit and use at the bottom of this post. Once the reveal has taken place, you can edit your submission with your signature and post wherever you want!
📻 Useful Links
[This round’s AO3 collection!]
[The original announcement, with more detail about remixes]
[The remix permission sheet]
[The form to submit your works to the remix permission sheet]
[How to make an AO3 account]
[Our guide on posting art to AO3]
[ID: the watermark provided for artists for the event; black text reading TMA over a black domino mask. End ID.]
#masked author#if anyone is playing and wants to remix anything ive written its a blanket permission#go wild have fun#please just give credit back to whatever you're remixing
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#if the hanging is Just Sitting Outside... 95f ugh#if it involves moving in any way 21 F#my Wisconsin ass going ''21 isnt that bad''
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ok. youre a thousands year old ghost and Some Guy wrote a poem that goes so fucking hard it brings you back from where-ever your soul had been wandering to fight a pretty tough opponent and you LOVE fighting tough opponents and after you win you get to help out a guy you fought while you were Alive (and who has a history of fucking the people he fights If They Impress Him 👀) to fight a Really Really Tough Opponent and poem guys coming too!!! Matthias Nonius is having the time of his death you cannot convince me otherwise
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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.
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I think Sam Reich needs to do just one regular, normal, vanilla version of Game Changer randomly so that when it ends Brennan never feels safe.
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florence and the machine wasn't lying it sure can pick me up put me down chew me up spit me out pick me up put me down a hundred times a day
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This line killed me, they are absolutely just a couple on their 10th divorce
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"arthur would you still love me if i was a worm"
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shoutout to this random-ass guy who had this incredibly rare bird sighting
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new favorite bit is saying "I would be fangirling so hard if I met him in real life 😍" about random species of fish
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Arthur: WHAT A FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
John: I don't know...
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believe it or not some female characters don’t have to be mothers. some female characters shouldn’t be mothers. some female characters have a history of expressed disinterest in being mothers. some female characters would have to do a complete 180 in characterization in order to be mothers.
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Keep your hopes up! Somewhere south of Phoenix, January 2018.
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