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dungeons-and-dictions · 3 months

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Alastor -“no touchy”- Overlord touching people because it’s okay if he is trolling Lucifer.

BONUS “icky” handwipe after shaking hands with Lucifer’s cane lol

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #alastor #hazbin alastor #no touchy #rules for thee but not for me #deer troll daddy #short duck daddy #hazbin lucifer #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #no personal space

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furiousgoldfish · 5 months

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How many of these 'rules for thee but not for me' have your abusive parents enforced on you?

I am allowed to criticize you, insult you, humiliate you and put you down in front of others. If you ever as much as imply I do anything wrong, or make me look bad in front of anyone, I will end you.

I am allowed to be aggressive, loud, intimidating, forceful and violent. You're not allowed to use force even in self defense, otherwise you are the abusive one, and how dare you.

I am allowed to need attention, comfort, appreciation, admiration, praise, reassurance, resources, time, energy, and everyone's support, at all times. If you ever need any of this, not only you are a burden but you're taking away attention that could have been mine and I need it more than you do. You do not deserve any of it.

I am allowed to make mistakes, to do harm with 'good intentions', to make human error and do things completely wrong. Everyone needs to give me a benefit of the doubt and forgive me immediately. If you ever make something I decide is a mistake, not only I will assume you had the worst intentions, but I will punish you severely for it and make you feel like you're the worst failure ever born.

I am allowed to control you completely. I can forbid and deny you anything, even food. I say what you do and when you do it, and you have to do it regardless of how rude I am asking it. If you ever even ask me to do something you need me to do, I will act like you are unreasonable, selfish and trying to take something away from me.

I am allowed to be emotional, whiny, complain, rant, threaten, wallow and cry. You are not allowed to show any emotions or you're spoiled, whiny, insufferable and unworthy of human society.

I am allowed to be seen as human and reasonable, all my actions excusable, and nobody is ever allowed to forget that I have emotions and that it's wrong to blame me for anything. You are not allowed any of this, you don't get to be taken seriously, and all of your actions are inexcusable. I can forget you're human and that you have emotions and it still makes me better than you.

I am allowed to hurt you if you do anything that irritates or annoys me even a little, even if you did it unknowingly and were just being a human. If you ever hurt me, even accidentally, you are a demon, worst child alive, and deserve to burn in hell forever.

I can take any revenge against you and it's justified. If you even consider any kind of revenge, you're evil.

I can forget that you exist and not care at all how my decisions affect you and your life. If you ever make a decision without considering my feelings first, you are the most selfish, disgusting, deprived and evil person who lives only to cause me harm.

My anger directed at you is righteous. Your anger directed at me is selfish, ungrateful, spoiled, deranged, out of control, disgusting, dangerous, makes you evil.

If I ever show contempt at you, you are supposed to still rationalize it as 'love'. If you ever as much as look at me wrong, I will take it as an expression of utter unreasonable hatred and disrespect.

I deserve respect, regardless of what I do to you. You don't deserve respect, and you never will, regardless of what you do for the rest of your life.

I am intelligent, and my every decision is superior to any of yours. You will never be intelligent, your every decision will be considered stupid until you do exactly as I tell you to.

I decide who you are and how are you to be treated. You don't get to decide, not for yourself, not for me. You will perceive me how I tell you to perceive me. I will perceive you as unlovable and awful no matter what you do, and you must perceive yourself this way too.

You must center me in your life. You are completely irrelevant to me and exist solely to make me look good, give me benefits of labour and love and to avoid making any trouble for me. If you try to do otherwise I will attack you as if you are the worst creature existing who is a burden to everyone alive.

Guests and relatives are here to give attention to me. You are not allowed attention and should instead be there as a servant/make me look good.

It is never my fault how I react to you, or even for what I do to you unprovoked. It is always your fault how you react to me, and you are further responsible for all of my actions and emotions as well. Nobody is responsible for your emotions, you might as well not have any.

I am not responsible for my own violence. You are responsible for my violence, and for violence of other people towards you.

I deserve everything I ever wanted from parenthood and raising a child, and only good parts too. If anyone tries to make me go through any unpleasant part, they're stupid or evil. You do not deserve even the basics of a normal childhood, instead you need to be the toughest kid alive if you want to survive.

I can be sensitive to every little hint, implication or face expression. You are not allowed to be sensitive even to the most crude and humiliating remarks or insults. You are not allowed to even have a problem with threats, blackmail or violence.

Whatever bothers me is a real and serious issue. Whatever bothers you is superficial, unimportant, made-up, you dramatizing and you seeking attention. Your problems are not real.

I cannot be compared to anyone for I am unique and special. You can be compared to the most despicable monsters, criminals, predators, and other groups of people that I consider disgusting.

If I am sick, it's a tragedy. If you are sick, stop pretending and get to work. And it's also your own fault and how dare you be sick only to force me to tolerate you being in bed and otherwise ignore you. You've done this on purpose to make me worry.

If I'm hurt, no measure is big enough to comfort me, bring justice back into the world, ensure revenge and correct whatever evil hurt me. If you're hurt, you deserved it, and you're probably just making it up anyway.

Taking care of me is your responsibility. Taking care of you is nobody's chore and you're selfish for wanting it.

My problem are your problems, and you are responsible for fixing them, even when you can't possibly do anything about them. Your problems are irrelevant and nobody cares.

You have to make me look good even at the price of truth, free will, and your own sanity. I can make you look bad in front of others for fun and amusement.

If you're inconvenient to me, I have every right to hate you, hurt you and do anything in the world to force you to change whatever is bothering me. If I'm inconvenient to you, adjust, and keep silent.

#rules for thee but not for me #abusive parents #toxic parents #child abuse #parentification #child neglect #hypocrisy #double standards #double bind #ending up in pain no matter what #because they rigged the entire basis of your upbringing #to always be against you #so you're always neglected and hurt and it's always your fault #and you can't even do anything #gross behaviour #narcissistic parents #narcissistic abuse

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his-heart-hymns · 2 months

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America is concerned about the environmental hazards that the chemicals and fertilizers from the sinking of the UK ship by the Houthis may cause.🤡

Aren't these the same mfs who used depleted uranium shells in the Iraq war, causing cancer and birth defects in thousands of babies?And they are still supplying these depleted uranium shells to Ukraine.

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loserloli · 4 months

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it’s so funny how many antis exist within blatantly ‘proship content’. the amount of antis i’ve met that like VNs like DMMD, totono, etc is wild considering the content in them 😭

#rules for thee but not for me #profiction #proship #pro fiction #proshippers please interact

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wahoc1 · 17 days

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Rules for THEE........but not for Democrats or their hired "friends".

#Democrat Hypocrisy #rules for thee but not for me #the great awakening

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heterophbc · 1 year

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this months choices are the next months body

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gatheringkeepsakes · 3 months

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When I look at the way world powers are treating the 🍉 situation, the way a lot of us treat each other in our own communities starts making a depressing amount of sense.

#rules for thee but not for me #no accountability and all that #this is a gross generalization because not every community thats like this but #i have not had a lot of luck #and watching this unfold is just very familiar on a much larger and more serious scale

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crusherthedoctor · 1 year

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Maybe the next time an IDW stan says something out of line, I should ask every single person who likes IDW, including those who are nice and aren’t stans about it, why they’re not all banding together for a We Do Not Condone This Behaviour world tour.

What’s that? You’re telling me they might have lives outside of the internet? They might not know everything that happens on sites they don’t even have an account for? Pfft, don’t make me laugh.

#Rules for thee but not for me

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just-antithings · 1 year

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Make it make sense. Siding with antis, shipping BKDK. Like how do I explain to you that no matter how much you try to blend in with them they will always want you dead for shipping bkdk. Like man I don't even know. There is so much going on.

#mod gatito #just anti things #rules for thee but not for me

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strqyr · 2 years

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Qrow: Communication's a two-way street, pal. You see this? That's the SEND button. [V3C3]

Qrow: I don't see my sister very often, but she does try to keep in touch... whenever it suits her. [V3C8]

sometimes... qrow amazes me. like, the self-awareness here is truly astounding. just topnotch.

#rwby #qrow branwen #qrow what are you doing #gods their issues really are like the brother gods'#rules for thee but not for me

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polycatyl · 5 months

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is it bad to want to love someone new?

#voice of reason #i just want a chance #i want to not feel restricted #shamed #getting sneers because I am somewhere else #he tells me i can #to be be honest about it #but I can't be when he gets upset when I hold their few gifts close #I am forced to feel his inadequacies of lack of friends or partners #even though I would stay at home for months when he would go out on dates #rules for thee but not for me #he's trying to work on it he says #i don't believe him

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baahsu · 10 months

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Oh God, how stupid can 🐜 be?? I saw someone who's like pro-ship dni, and they ship DoflaCroc/DoflaViola (nothing wrong with shipping them ofc), but apparently, I am the disgusting one for shipping LuLaw because of the age gap 🙄

It's always like this lmao "this character that is a murderer and loves to torture people is my fave, I ship them with everyone including the person they abused, but I draw the line at age gaps ew you're disgusting if you ship something like that"

#rules for thee but not for me #aka they're hypocrites and wbk

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furiousgoldfish · 2 months

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abusers when they're cruel and unjust to you: well Life Isn't Fair, you better get used to it! You better learn how to deal with it sooner than later!

abusers when life is even slightly unfair to them: throw blame left and right, demand for everyone to go above and beyond to get them Justice and Fairness, claim themselves the Biggest Victim of the Entire World, never let it go, take it out on everyone else, never attempts to find a way to deal with it

#do as i say not as i do #rules for thee but not for me #psychological abuse #hypocrisy #abusers #emotional abuse #excusing themselves with blaming the world #but blaming you for when the world hurts them #someone else is just always at fault isn't it #they can be unfair but everyone needs to be fair to them or else #and not just fair but they demand to be treated special #and anything that isn't insane level of privilege is then deemed unfair

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ilargizuri · 11 months

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Advanced Rules without Basics are ridiculous - My 2 Cents on the Grishaverse

Okay, I recently saw some Grishaverse-post in my Mentions ... hope that is the right Word. And I thought I give my 2 Cents to the Mix of Opinions.

Well, the first 3 Books were a decent start and a good Debut and I was really happy when she showed that she evolved in Style and Plot in the Next Books. Character-wise not so much, but that is something a lot of Authors struggle with and if you read the Nikolai-Duology and see how she writes Alina there and how she wrote Alina in comparison to her first 3 Books ... you get what I mean.

Furthermore, she once said she got the idea of Grisha's powers from a Branch of Chemistry, I only know the Name of it in German and could not find a proper translation for it. So go use Goole and tell me how I misused the biggest Searching machine on the Internet in the Wrong Way. Which is ONE of the Reasons she called it Small Science.

And comes ONE of MY Problems with that explanation. Science is a Big field it is categorized into Physics which is the Doctrine of the Fundamental Laws of Nature, Chemistry which deals with the composition and properties of substances and their changes and Biology the study and teachings of Life. And inside these Big Fields, there is a massive selection of subcategories.

But in General, they all come back to the fundamental Laws. And where she lost me is in her use of Biology. She herself said that you are BORN a Grisha or you are not. This means it isn't something you can choose, it is something you have to deal with for your whole LIFE. And wasting sickness is one of the consequences you have to deal with if you think you can ignore your Nature, which results ultimately in death. So it is deadly to not use your Gifts.

So now ONE Question that should have been asked by all of us immediately after ruin and rising: What happens if you lose something you are born with and which is connected to instincts?

So what can we do immediately after we are born and use our Instincts: we can grab, we can breathe and our Brain starts working autonomously and organizes our cardiovascular system without the Help of the Organism in which we developed until the point where we were born. (That Organism is sometimes later called Mother ^^)

Start to take away the Hands and you can survive with the Help of others, don't have others and you die. I think it goes without explanation that taking away breathing or the Brain is in general very deadly.

So when she let Alina lose her Powers, the gifts she was born with, which are in her since she is born and which a so essential that it gives her a possibly deadly condition when she doesn't use it, she should have let Alina die. She developed these Rules by telling her Story that Way and she went with the Phrase "Rules for thee but not for me"

She used simple Scientific Rules in her Story and ignored the Basics. That's the point where I said: "Well that is a low-Point, from here on out it can only go up." And slowly she really goes better with her Writing. Hopefully, she will correct her basic Mistake and reinstall her own Rules, which would mean, that Alina dies.

So far the Netflix Show avoided that Plotpoint, let's hope they will never go with it.

#grishaverse #Rules for thee but not for me #shadow and bone #my thoughts

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ble-ed-mo-re · 1 year

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trans women are the perverts not me, the innocent little transmasc who draws nine year olds in thigh highs and sexual poses- stop calling me a shotacon im just expressing my gender envy through my art

#rules for thee but not for me #transmisogyny #sorry still thinking abt that one artist #god damn it gets worse tbfh

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neo-cato-the-elder · 3 months

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#rules for thee but not for me #double standards #equal protection #equal justice #hunter biden #now do hunter

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