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rejenny · 2 months

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❝ what the hell was that? ❞

@n1nth liked for a one-liner.

#n1nth #riGHT into the thick of it #VERSE: TBA.#IC.#JENNY.

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stonelions · 3 months

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a request over on profoundbond for a dean version of this, which i was ofc all too happy to jump right on

#can't seem to find the og source of the pic?#if anyone knows tells me....#sketch #dean winchester #thick dean as is my right #it's my birthday i can do whatever #my only regret is not putting him in boots

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shattered-earth · 7 months

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I accidentally made a bowl you can't set down looollllll....

I love it but my mind boggles at how it even exists

#ceramics #my art #i can't even use it #cause putting it on the side of the shelf is too risky #i might break the droplet #FYI i did over apply glaze on purpose for a thick melted look but no way i would have EVER dreamed of a drip like this #especially considering it would have normally hit the kiln shelf #it must havebeen placed at the edge of a shelf #without my instruction or consideration #i didn't load the shelf so it is truly unintended and wild it happened #and that it dripped right on the side that was on the edge too wtf

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suiheisen · 24 days

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i watch sports for the locker room bj angles

#cinematography...#the camera man said: we'll get you inside the action. right in the thick of it. where it all happens: sidney crosby's fat pink lips #this has outbj-ed all the other bj angles from past interviews #also. pink.#he's wearing the amuse jel fit tint in shade seoul girl #also also. ilu michelle :')#the hot pink blazer....#sidney crosby #pittsburgh penguins

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hunnam · 7 months

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#William Charters #muscles #pecs #Mine #he's my new obsession right now #i apologize now #he's just so massive and thick

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sagasolejma · 1 month

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I don't care if it's tacky and slutty, I'm absolutely in love with this dress haha

Also bonus pic of my face because I actually didn't totally hate it today🥳🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

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edgarallennope · 3 days

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as james somerton is back in the conversation, i would like to soyjack point to the one and only tweet that hbomberguy has made in light of the recent news:

#hbomberguy #james somerton #and he's RIGHT #this is nothing #this has all felt weirdly like closure to me #i was in the thick of it when the suicide note happened #and it was a really really bad time #for me like let alone for kat and harris #and even finding out he was alive i just wanted to never hear his name ever again #now? still don't wanna really hear his name ever again #but at least there's like #“oh okay yeah he sucks like he just sucks”#“sometimes people really do just suck”#also the gone girl vague posting he did was fucking REAL like that's insane????

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sleepyhighslvt · 30 days

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Nothing turns me on more than knowing how much I'm turning you on.. yes. I am bored and sick and craving attention.

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 10 months

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Does

Does Barnaby

Does Barnaby tell the others to get off his lawn when he's angry

psh, who do you think he is, an old man? he'd Bark, like any lively young dog

#serves them right for (playfully) arguing right outside of his house smh #hes got sensitive ears yall... probably... i wouldnt know...#i bet ya could hear that woof everywhere in the neighborhood #and feel it. its gotta be deep as hell. bass boosted boof #legend has it that a Single Can fell in howdy's store #scribble salad #welcome home #welcome home puppet show #many thoughts about barnaby and barking #id imagine that if asked if he can bark hed be like 'yeah but its a waste of effort / who has the time for That'#i doubt he ever really does it...#cause that would take effort and really when would he be in the mood to be able to do it #its like. i dont get how some people can just let out a real good yell/scream on command #if im not angry enough i Physically Cannot raise my voice in that way. just dont have it in me #and id also think that barnaby has a thick skin. takes a lot to make him That Peeved yk yk #but when he does bark. oof. thats gotta be the loudest shit ever #everyone runs out of their homes like 'what happened??? is there a thunderstorm??? did a fuckin Bomb go off??'#meanwhile barnaby is slamming his door behind him and frank & julie are speedwalking away from his house with ringing ears #thoughts thoughts thoughts Musings

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3-aem · 3 months

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struggling with this piece and every time i open layers i get jump scared by how the coloring looks

#im hungry and sad and angry #but trudging stubbornly through it #bc i am stubborn #when there are two overlay layers you know theres a fight happening #me: YOU WILL BE BLUE BE BLUE RIGHT NOW #colors: *is purple*#was about to say its more art than science and then like DUH #but also it is science i feel bc color theory but im too hungey to think about color theory im thinking about a deep dish pizza and a heavy #HEAVY THICK #heaping of mac n cheese #the kind of meal that has so much lactose it will strap me to the toilet for the next 5 hours

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cellgatinbo · 4 months

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dapper finds out the "secret ingredient" to mike's famous chocolate...

#qsmp #mikethelink #dapper #richarlyson #qsmp clips #right after he said it adds thickness to it but... why...........

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crystal305 · 5 months

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Something hidden behind this panties.

You wanna take them off and unveil the unknown???

Send me a dm let’s vibe😉

#trans man #trans woman #transgender #transsexual #gender euphoria #genderqueer #hrt #igbtq #igbtq community #igbtqia #thick babe #transfem #transgurl #trans pride #trans men #trans rights #trans masc

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kicktwine · 8 months

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mmm… noodle….

#ffxiv #my art #doodles #lyse hext #alisaie leveilleur #ch’ari (oc)#GIRLS NIGHT 💕✨👌👌👍❗️❗️⚠️✨🔥🦀🤘⚡️❗️#hey (grabs your shoulder) I have a deep and abiding love for big tonkotsu extra garlic thick noodle ramen. I want some right now it’s #please if ur ever in downtownish Kyoto go 15 mins south (?) visit butanchu give them business and order a tonkotsu u will thank me #my study abroad group literally nicknamed their soup kami-sama no ramen and I miss her

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emilybeemartin · 2 months

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Mother why does the River not rise

It is not the River's time

-Thick as Thieves

Irene Attolia, the Queen's Thief, Megan Whalen Turner

#the river knows its time #<literally wearing this shirt right now #the queens thief #megan whalen turner #irene attolia #thick as thieves

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ryllen · 1 month

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Look what came through the mail today! The letters & ( •̀ω•́ )σ 3 little gremlins from letterstoear.

Just wanna say i adore the flower stickers on the letters too much, they are that much worth mentioning.

#letterstoear #nui #twst #twisted wonderland #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #twst grim #mod posting #okay but i love squishing the bears with my thumb; they just have the right thickness to be pressed on #i really like the flower stickers; they look like romantically artistic wax seal #the letters are pleasantly nice #i love the part where cheka personally request for an audience with yuu thru sebek 🥺🥺🥹🥹 too cute hnggh .......#sebek becoming our little mailman for our little invitation aw 🥹 for those who wanna know the context of the letter;#i requested a letter from sebek that he sent home while he was away accompanying malleus on other country duty #my other favorite part is just him simply opening the letter with 'My love'#i'm sealed 🥹 the first paragraph is written so sweetly #i enjoy reading the letter slowly outside in peaceful afternoon today; i ran it through together with sebek nui #this will be my treasured keepsake from now on 🥹; it seriously made me miss letters and wish i have someone to send this kind of letter to #it was a bit funny how the envelope sebek's letter came from is sticked with the guys from free! sticker fhsdsh 🤣😂#and me with the white haired guy like WHo are u?? fsjdsdjsd (´つヮ⊂); but it's a really nice service #the thank you letter came with such a cute and yummy folding paper; thank you for the stickers too #i feel like there's a bit whoopsie on grim's winky eye fshfh like i think the sharpie just blurs the separating space '<' supposed to have #and just combine it all together into one angry eye; and sebek bear's eyes are just a little bigger than i expected it to be #but the more i look at them i think they are just having a little individuality & still cute #i embraced it all together while knowing the fact none of handmade thing would always be the same one with the other; hehe sebek nui has fr #i kinda forget that there's this kind of clip earring fshd; because i always get the ones that work like screw from aliexpress #i know that the literal clip one would just be literal meaning of pain fsh; just like the magnet one my father once got me when i was a kid #it was painful but pretty; tho i lost it quickly bcs magnet easily get loosed once one part of it moves around when u touch ur hair or face #anyhow i had a pleasant day because of this; thank you very much ! sebek nui said 'thank you' too! ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. ❀ ✿ 𖤣…

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paimonial-rage · 1 year

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cocky bastard vibes - zhongli

ship: zhongli x reader

synopsis: in which reader shares their free thoughts on the liyue statue of seven

notes: standalone snippet part of the bookkeeping!verse

It was a beautiful day in Liyue. The grass was a luscious green and the birds were singing a beautiful song. After a nice stay at the Emerald Maple Inn, you and Mr. Zhongli decided to have a cup of tea next to the Statue of the Seven before heading on your way to Qingce Village. You were to accompany him to pick up supplies for the next funeral rite, and with the way the morning was going, you knew nothing would ruin this peaceful day.

"So how much do you want to bet that Rex Lapis was hot and knew it?”

You ignored the choked sound that came from your side as you gazed up at the picturesque statue. Though your companion would probably consider your question quite out of the blue, you couldn’t say it was the first time you wondered such a thing. Whenever you passed by one of them in Liyue, the thought always plagued your mind for a few hours after. Judging by Mr. Zhongli’s reaction, though, it seemed he did not share your sentiments.

"Ehem… That… certainly is an interesting thought. I can’t say whether or not previous records touched on such a topic."

You hummed, gazing up at the statue. Really? That couldn’t be true. Why wouldn’t anyone talk about a statue looking like that?

“Well there are many reasons why I’d say I’m right. First off, his outfit. He has a hooded cloak on while also being shirtless. There’s absolutely no logical reason to dress like that unless they’re from the deserts of Sumeru, wouldn’t you say? It obviously was a conscious fashion decision. If you pair that with the seductive way he’s sitting, I’d be inclined to assume he’s quite clearly feeling his look.”

Silence came from your side. Hm, Mr. Zhongli still wasn’t convinced? Then you would go on.

“You do see it, right? His posture is relaxed, yet confident. Not to mention the way he’s looking at that cube in his hand with practically bedroom eyes. His knees are apart too. My friend from Sumeru told me that when a man sits like that, he’s displaying his dominance.”

Still silence.

"You can't sit in a seductive pose like that without on some level being aware you look good doing it. I mean look at him! He's shirtless and everything! I've heard even macho fishermen say that they pray to the statue for a good night before coming home to see their wives. You can’t blame them, right?"

A hesitant cough.

"I-I'm sure it was a younger time when those statues were sculpted."

You groaned.

"Maybe, but you’re not even looking! If you did, you’d agree with me that Rex Lapis is clearly exuding such massive 'cocky bastard' vibes!" You countered.

For some reason, the more you spoke, the more flustered he became.

"C'mon, Mr. Zhongli! Why are you so embarrassed? It's not like I'm slandering his good name! I mean, if Rex Lapis didn't want us talking about him like this, maybe he shouldn't have made a statue with abs clean enough to eat off of!"

Okay, maybe at this point, you were piling it on a bit thick. Could anyone blame you? His face was in his hand as if he had a headache, and were his ears tinged the slightest hint of red? It was an interesting sight. Never had you seen him look so completely flustered. Sure you were rather blunt, but you didn't think your words were that provocative. Mr. Zhongli really was practically a 65 year old man.

"I thought you respected the Geo Archon…" He muttered weakly.

You gasped in offense.

"I do! I’d even consider my words the utmost of pious behavior. In Mondstadt, the sisters of the church consider themselves married to Barbatos, the Anemo Archon. So finding the Geo Archon to be a sex god is pretty much the same thing, right?”

“No, it is not.”

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin x reader #zhongli #zhongli x reader #in which the author converts their first thought upon seeing the liyue statue of seven into written verse #like legit why he sit like that tho #like i’m not the only one right?#why is he sitting like he wants to seduce someone #there’s no logical reason anyone would sit like that unless they thought they looked damn sexy doing so #also if it isn’t clear reader is purposefully laying it on thick through this whole thing #it’s their turn to be amused they deserve it #he’s put them through enough #this is the dumbest thing i’ve ever written but i’m also not sorry #this is my magnum opus not the fischl one uwu #milk u made me finish this how dare you #bookkeeping!verse

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