btvs season 1 episode 10 "nightmares" is a story about abuse, and more specifically about a young boy who has been abused by an authority figure. in a very real sense, the titular nightmares stem from this act of abuse—they're of course doing some metaphorical work on the level of individual character (e.g. willow's opera dream represents her fear of being scrutinized and "found out"), but as they all come from billy, we can also understand them as a metaphor for the kind of unreasoning fear an abusive authority figure might inspire in a child under their care.

see buffy's behavior, for example. this episode identifies buffy with billy—she serves as a kind of proxy for him, running from the monster with him and ultimately helping him defeat it. it's the running that's interesting here. buffy describes the ugly man as "too strong" for her to fight, something we only rarely see her do, and usually in reference to enemies of a far greater caliber than this kind of villain‐of-the-week. in fact, buffy spends a big chunk of this episode in abject fear!

in the end, of course, she faces down the ugly man and saves the day. it takes her a good while, though, and by that time someone else has beaten her to the punch (🤡) and already faced his fears.

despite his connection with buffy in this episode, the fact that billy is a young boy who has been physically abused by someone who was supposed to look after him positions him as a much more direct parallel to xander, who at various points in the show is heavily implied to have been (and at this point in time presumably still is) a victim of abuse at his parents' hand. interesting, then, that it's specifically xander who turns around and decks his nightmare in the face!

it's played as a comedic beat, and there's not much in the way of on-screen justification for xander's sudden burst of courage, but given the context of the episode it feels significant that it's him. in fact, if the ugly man represents billy's baseball coach, then there's no reason why we can't understand the clown (textually an adult who terrorized xander when he was a child) as a stand-in for xander's parents.

what's more, towards the end of the episode, when billy is "unmasking" the ugly man, willow expresses confusion—but xander says, "i get it." out of all of them, he's the one who understands exactly what billy is going through. this similarity between them is further underscored by xander's line in the final scene, when buffy expresses disbelief at the coach's actions: "you obviously haven't played kiddy league. i'm surprised it wasn't one of the parents."

"i get it." and of course he would. he's been there himself.

Cross Guild Angst

🦅🗡️🤡✨🚬🐊

Currently stuck in bed due to a bad cold (clogged up nose and skull splitting headache), and just going through my old playlists.

Listening to a male cover version of Charlotte Lawrence's "Joke's on You" and my mind immediately came up with a Cross Guild Polycule angst scenario where Croc and Mihawk did/said something that triggered the clown's insecurities real bad and deeply hurt Buggy. So bad that it left the clown feeling like their whole relationship is a lie and that it's all just a big joke at his expense 😢🤡.

Que Buggy's heartbreak and quiet resignation that nobody will ever want or truly love him for him. He bottles up all his emotions and turmoil, and just accepts that reality.

So, slowly and steadily, Buggy starts pulling away from the both of them emotionally while acting like nothing has changed, so that when the shoe comes down and his so called lovers come clean about the whole situation, how they only needed something to entertain themselves with, like toying with him and his emotions, the fallout wouldn't hurt him as much as they think it will.

Basically Buggy going all, "Haha! How silly of me! No one could ever possibly want me! I'm a cowardly failure and a hack with no redeeming qualities! It was real dumb of me to ever consider these two powerful and handsome men would even consider loving me! lmfao!... It's okay though!... I just should have seen it sooner... Silly me lol..." 🤡😅😂🤣😄😌🥲😢💔💔💔

Unbeknownst to the Star Clown, Crocodile and Hawk Eyes have slowly started to notice that something was up with their clown. Their interactions were getting colder, his smile doesn't quite reach his eyes anymore, he stopped bothering them at all but, when he does it's strictly for business, his expressive eyes have lost that warm sparkle that he had for them and worst of all, any private time they have with him seems almost... detached, in some way (no devil fruit pun intended).

When they ask (confront) him about it, the clown just laughs it off like it's some hilarious inside joke between the three of them. They brush it off as Buggy being dramatic and everything just carries on like nothing happened.

They don't realize until it literal months later that what they did/said caused him so much grief that his insecurities flared up so bad that he started believing that they never did love him in the first place. That they were that cruel to use him like that.

By then, Buggy had quietly moved all his stuff back into his private tent and had stopped sleeping with them altogether.

He was still Buggy the Star Clown. Loud, flamboyant and overly flashy Emperor of the Sea... but he wasn't their Buggy anymore.

All in all, I just wanna see those two goons unknowingly fumble the bag and have a total "Oh, shit!" moment and scramble to get their heartbroken clown back.

I always felt Vmin supporters were better then Tkk. They aren't & this enlistment has proved it. Watching Vmin & TK supporters make tweets saying they hope Vmin use the buddy system or that they were confident they would go together, writing their war romance novels & fanart. Same with Tkk. Tweets saying they hope Tk use the buddy system or clinging to something young Tae said about enlisting with Jk. Now that Jikook are, Vmin & Tkk changed their story. Saying this proves Jikook aren't real, cause they would face consequences if they ever came out, for enlisting as undercover queer men using their companion program.

Now wait a minute. Does this mean Tkk & Vmin supporters are publicly announcing they think Vmin & Tk are not romantically involved, since they wanted them to enlist together? This argument would apply to Tk & Vmin, too. So I'm just wondering, if you ship Vmin & Tk romantically in the first place, by this logic you are claiming about Jikook, then why were you praying for them to enlist together in the first place then, then threw a tantrum and cried foul, when they didn't? Hmnnn ?? See using this logic NOW that Jikook enlisted, isn't the gotcha Vmin & Tkk are making it out to be. You either exposed yourself not thinking Vmin and TK are actually romantically involved, cause you yourselves wanted them to enlist together or that you are all pathetic, bitter hypocites lying about consequences for Jikook, to justify your favs not enlisting, cause you mad. So which is it?

BTW, the odds of Jikook ever coming out, is very slim anyways. At least while in BTS, if ever. So maybe if they knew they were never coming out, they did it and took the risk to still be together. And you can't make up lies about Jikook's future and what will happen, cause your dreams got shattered. Want me to pull up your dirty fics about TK in military screwing on cots or your Vmin fanart holding hands in the military bathroom. You

Vmin is one of my favorite ships go easy😔

Jikook just blew them off the the best friends chart with this military service stunt and VMin have lost the bragging rights about being true soulmates in BTS😔

I'm happy for Jikook but I'm low key experiencing heartbreak when I see people make fun of vmin😢

I would love to read the VMin in military fanfic😔

Happy for Jikook😙

Sad for vmin😔

Happy 🤭

Sad😭😭😭😭😭😭

I'm lowkey going through it so take it easy on vmin mi beg yuh💀

I can't mourn Tuktuk they never had legs to stand on in the first place 🥴

But VMIN? There was a real chance there they could have served together if Jikook weren't a couple😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Couples trump besties and this is just Jikook bullying all other ships in BTS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And I'm guilty for harboring wishful romantic thoughts about VMIN too so I can't even judge anyone🥴

My guilty fics are the ones where V pines Jimin and eventually Jimin chooses him🥲

Don't worry I have my clown suit ironed

I know they are best friends but come on there's something visually pleasing seeing them together

They talk the big friendship talk but sometimes it feels they don't walk the talk cos how are you two soulmates and best friends but aren't the ones doing the buddy program together?????????????????

THE MATHS AINT MATHING VMIN MAKE IT MAKE SENSE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

The only explanation to why VMin aren't serving together is that Jikook are dating period. Jimin protects V more than any member in BTS he could have insisted V serve with him so he protects him. Even better, they could have protected eachother😭

Why is Jimin serving with Jungkook they aren't even best friends 🤡

Vmin is easily defined as the soul mates, Tae Kook are defined as the crime partners and some how they always skirt around what Jikook are- are they best friends too? If they are best friends then VMin can't be the best friends of the group cos Jimin can only have one best friend out of all his friends-

And if Jikook are best friends too then we can all agree they are the bestest friends out of the best friends group- yet that's not the narrative right? No, cos it's Jikook hate eachother, they fake their friendship for the cameras, they aren't even that close, FAN SERVICE, they never interact online therefore they are not even friends and my personal fav- THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS.

Cool. Just friends. VMIN ARE FRIENDS TOO WHY ARE THEY NOT SERVING TOGETHER? THATS WHAT FRIENDS DO RIGHT? SAME AGE CALL THEMSELVES SOULMATES AND CHINGUS SWEAR UP AMD DOWN THEY ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR EACH OTHER- WHICH IS TRUE- BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY NOT SERVING?🤡

I'm sorry but Jikook has ended VMIN.

They ended Tae Kook 2017.

At the end of the day, couples trump besties🥲

Vmin can cuddle up all they want, Tae Kook can buddy up all they want JIKOOK WILL ALWAYS PUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP NEEDS FIRST. THEY CAN NEVER AND WILL NEVER INVALIDATE JIKOOK.

WE'VE EARNED THAT BRAGGING RIGHT RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

When we tell insecure shippers not to sweat the side friendships or assume jikook are in a relationship with those side friends they don't understand.

JIKOOK DO HAVE A MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP

THE MOST MEANINGFUL RELATIONSHIP OUT OF ALL BTS KNOCKING VMIN OFF THAT VERY HIGH PEDESTAL THEY'VE PLACED THEMSELVES ON

IF YOUR SHIP IS REAL LET THEM SERVE TOGETHER AND LETS SEE

LET THEM THEY CAN'T DIVIDE OUR LOVE AND LETS SEE

LET THEM STANDING NEXT TO YOU AND LETS SEE

All that said, am I going to stop shipping Vmin??

Nope. Never

I'm addicted to my own fantasies about them to let Jikook proving yet again that they are a couple deter me from wishing silently for a vmin French kiss on screen🥲

what do you think about the baby plotlines? about hope and the twins? do you think they ruined any chance of klaroline being together? or do you think kc could have been together for real and had a good relationship if the babies didn't exist?

This might seem surprising since I have written over a million words of baby fic (although I will argue that it's not a baby fic, it's a fic that contains a baby, which is very different 😌), but I hate the baby plot. I'm a clown. 🤡

It's not about Hope or the twins in particular, nothing against them, I just think that suddenly including magical babies in a supernatural story about vampires is just about the stupidest thing you can do. Vampires are not supposed to have babies, period. I remember watching the backdoor pilot episode of The Originals not having the slightest clue what to expect because I wasn't in fandom back then, or even following anything about TVD, just watched the episodes as they came out, and the moment they revealed The Originals' move to New Orleans was about a baby, I turned off my TV. Whoever thought that giving Klaus A BABY was the best thing they could do for him, is an idiot that should've been fired on spot.

If they wanted to explore the whole father-child situation, drawing from Klaus' immense well of daddy issues, they could've used Marcel. It would've been so much more powerful and so much more interesting. The thought that Klaus, out of all the Originals, would just decide to embrace fatherhood after getting a one-night stand he didn't even like accidentally pregnant makes NO SENSE AT ALL. This is the man who stabbed his siblings and carried them around in coffins as a love language. And people want me to believe that this violence-first, emotionally constipated hybrid would want to raise a child. Sure.

As for Caroline's pregnancy - I guess once you have established that Klaus could make magical babies, then anything was possible. The excuse they used that Candice was pregnant was so dumb though. So many movies and shows have been shot while the actresses were heavily pregnant, but their characters weren't. Catherine Zeta Jones was six or seven months pregnant in Chicago. Everyone in Grey's Anatomy had babies. Ellen Pompeo had three onscreen babies but none of them were written to match her real life pregnancies. In fact, Candice had to wear a prosthetic belly because she wasn't pregnant ENOUGH. So stupid.

HAVING SAID THAT. I don't think the babies were the reason why Klaroline didn't happen. At the end of the day, it wouldn't have been something that would've kept them apart if the writers had wanted to go there. If anything, babies could've brought them closer. I mean, Klaus should've been completely inept when it comes to taking care of another human being who's entirely dependent upon him. Caroline, as a carer at heart, could've seamlessly fit into the narrative. And especially after they gave her babies as well, they could've easily connected through their snowflake kids.

In fact, my personal headcanon (somewhat backed by real canon) is that they did. Klaus gave her money for her school, and while I don't think he did it so he could send Hope there later on as Legacies tried to make us believe, I do think the reason he ended up allowing Hope to attend the school was BECAUSE Caroline was there. He trusted her with his daughter, in a way he probably wouldn't have trusted anyone else, particularly because he was absent. He needed to know she would be safe and in good hands, and that was definitely not because of Alaric. And I also think they kept in touch during all those years where Hope went to school there and he went on a murder bend around Europe. Hayley couldn't get a hold of him, but Rebekah IMMEDIATELY knew who she could reach out to to find him. If Caroline hadn't seen or spoken to him in 15 years, that would make no sense. The way Klaus is all 'Trying not to flatter myself that you're here on a sudden whim to see me' implies more intimacy than two people who hadn't spoken in over a decade would've had. They were definitely in touch. How much touching was involved is up to your imagination. :)

One thing I wish Legacies had explored was Caroline's relationship with Hope. They obviously had one, we were just never shown it, which is sad, because there were so many interesting layers that could've been explored. It's also in my personal headcanon that Lizzie would've been fascinated with Klaus had him and Caroline ever had a chance to be together and he got to hang around her kids as well, and the irony that her middle name is Jenna is just delicious (Klaus wouldn't have felt the slightest bit of remorse). It would've given Alaric so much grief.

In conclusion, Klaroline could've been together with or without the babies. They weren't what was standing between them. Stupid writing was.

Throwing my thoughts regarding the Good Omens leak (tm) into the void 👀👀👀

(Note, I'm not including the actual leak below the cut but I AM discussing the contents, so do not read if you don't want to be spoiled.)

I DO think the kiss is "real" or at the very least between Aziraphale and Crowley (as opposed to a shapeshifting scenario). Admittedly, this doesn't totally rule out that one or both of them is imagining the whole thing but I'm trying to stay positive here! This is based on details in the leak itself and the context of how the leak happened, but I'm also a clown who has lived through Supernatural and the Magicians, so what do I know really! Anyway can't believe my life for the past few days has been a blurry Amazon screenshot and my last few remaining braincells 😂

Okay, so in the leak Crowley is grabbing Aziraphale by the lapels. We've seen this before in the wall scene, so we KNOW that this is something Crowley does - Amazon has also singled it out to the point you can watch it as a separate clip on YouTube (at least in the UK you can!) Incidentally they've also uploaded a video that calls Aziraphale and Crowley "Couple Goals" within the last year. Make of that what you will lol

There is also the fact that I think a lot of people have missed given that the leak was buried so quickly (RIP I saw the original video before Amazon even deleted it) - it was taken from a Pride video with the tagline of "iconic [queer] kisses." Good Omens was also credited by name at the end of the video! If the kiss is a fakeout or something similar would they have really greenlighted something like this??? Yes, it's entirely possible that some poor intern just added every clip of two men or two women kissing that Amazon has the rights to, and I'm not saying that they would be aware of any context either..... but it had to be approved by someone, somewhere, surely?

I'm going to point out that even if it is a "fake" kiss, if Aziraphale and Crowley are imagining it then that has certain implications too ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I also think it's very significant that we're returning to the 1940s in the show, given that it's apparently been stated on record that this was when Aziraphale realised he loved Crowley...

And finally...... It's very sad that we even HAVE to discuss this, that even with the kiss right before our eyeballs we're still finding ways to convince ourselves that it's not real or it won't happen or that the context will spoil it. I'm actively trying to NOT do this but I'm still doubting a little, it's ridiculous 😔

Anyways going to come back to this post on July 28 😤🤡

Red may be laughing now at Buggy’s emo phase but once he gets to see her photos of her in her full on neon outfit clad, kandi bracelet stacking, teenage scene kid glory the shoe will be on the other foot /

Related: Do you think the triplets would ever go trough a phase experimenting with alt style outfits themself? Skye already seems to go for an undercut style look when she gets older (which I could speculate on btw but I’m not gonna) , but also Rory feels a little like someone who already leans into the steampunk aesthetic himself, as long as it doesn’t interfere with practicality „Why on earth would I put a random gear on a tophat when I can use it in these new collapsible wielding googles I am working on?“ „Okay but there’s also no need for the wielding goggles to have the gears be that visible…“ „Of course there’s a need for that and the need is STYLE.“ type of deal

Blaze probably just goes trough anything he thinks looks interesting without necessarily joining a scene. One of his later crew mates dresses like a Victorian goth and sometimes he will get bored and be like „I’m bored. Can I try and put on your corset?“ „No because you’re gonna hurt yourself …. So I’M gonna do it. How do you feel about eyeshadow?“ „Tastes awful but looks good on me.“ „Alright then its makeover time.“

Ok but I have to thank you because this message was the kick in the ass I needed to rework the teen triplets charadesign, which I was procrastinating since a while! Propers referencesheets will come later. Let's meet 16 years old Buggy the clown's spawns!

To answer you :

First of all, Red' don't keep any pictures of her past - to Buggy's big despair. So the poor little clown don't have any weapon to fight back! However I can easily imagine that one day the big top will anchor on an island where the crew will randomly meet someone from Reddie's past. Buggy will jump on them and ask them a TON of questions.

As you spotted, Rory has a soft for steampunk aesthetic - big fan of Jules Vernes (yes I HC that a version of Jules Vernes exist in one piece), dreaming about flying machines, obsessed by the idea to go on Skypiea because that's a land you can't reach by the sea. He's also the one of the triplets who cares the most about being ~ classy ~ . A real little dandy! He probably got through some victorian goth phase when he was like 14. When he get the outfit you can see on the ref, everyone in the family and the crew was like "o_o guys is Rory wearing COLORS?!!"

Skye is the one of the triplets who embrace the most the clowncore vibe, probably crafting herself some outfits in her father's old clothes. By the years she finally went ok with her nose, however she still feels the need to compensate with the rest of her outfit, copying her father's crossbones makeup for exemple. She will change her look when she will reach early adulthood (19-20 years old), and yes there is a meaning behind the undercut she got! you can speculate but I won't confirm or deny anything ehe 🤡

When it comes to clothing, Blaze only has two criteria : comfort and color. His hyperactive ass always run, jump, climb anywhere soooo he quickly learned to chose robust clothing that is easy to evolve with. But bright colors! Bright colors always catch his eyes! He's like a magpie! He also kept his beanie hat while growing up, and attempted to wear it with pigtails like his daddy do with his captain hat. He lose one teeth after a bait with Rory, too. Thinking this would make him look more like Buggy, but this dumbass did it the wrong side. His bracelets are very important too, but you'll understand why later! Also, I like your idea of him trying anything (and tasting eyeshadows which. Let's be honest. He did. At 16 years old. And after too.), especially some goth things. I think Blaze is mostly aroace, but if one day he should have a " planotic lovestory" this would be with someone who has a black cat energy, and he probably won't realize he's in a relationship. A gothy teen just appear in his life and it's somehow funny to kiss them, apparently they decided he was their boyfriend now? hey, why not.

Smallville 5x01

Lana is truly in the trenches isn't she😬

DON'T MAKE ME CRY WITH JONATHAN X MARTHA MOMENTS

not the voice crack from Jonathan when he asks "can you help me get her out of here?"😭

Chloe is lucky she didn't freeze to death before waking up the snow💀

LMAOOOO Jor El is such a clown, just let Clark get Chloe home real quick and then come back like what's the issue???

"You must return to me before the yellow sun sets." "I'll be back. I promise."

yeahhhhh I don't think you will be back Clark, call it a hunch🤡

Lex took some gaslighting classes from Clark💀

"I figured if you wanted to tell me (pop culture reference I don't understand without subtitles) you would when you were ready. On your terms, not on mine." "You're a good friend Chloe."

now not to be that person but...

we all know who we have to thank here, right? We all remember who told Chloe to wait?😌😌

"What about Lana? Does she know?"

GIRL-

Yeah, he really doesn't look comfortable being called a superhero at this point.

"If more humans were like you, the world would be a better place."

let him know!!!!!

cute.

waiiiit I don't remember what happened to Lionel at the end of last season

Lionel in his oracle era apparently... good for him?

Okkk Lana is not playing

LOIIIISS

screaming crying falling to my knees

"put the nice man down🥰😇" LOIS PLS

AHJHSAJHS LOOK AT THIS💀

Uuuuh I see what Lana was doing there, smart

where's Jason btw, did he just get completely pulverized by that meteor?

Lex you need to give this a rest pleaseee😭

"Why do I get this nagging feeling you're being less than honest with me?"

The way that Lex manages to stay this composed even when he knows Clark is lying through his teeth tho

"If you're my friend, just tell me the truth."

I could turn this around and say if you're his friend, just let him be when he's clearly not comfortable👀

I get both sides honestly. CAN THEY NOT FIGHT PLEASE IT'S NOT GOOD FOR MY BLOOD PRESSURE

Clois hugggggg

(I'm really surviving on scraps here aren't I?💀)

OOOOh right he was supposed to be back before sunset😬

"You can get hurt now. You're vulnerable." "Isn't that what it means to be human?"

I just want to hug him this is so sad😭😭

"Clark, really you shouldn't have." "Actually, I didn't." "Too sweet for words."

LOOOOLL

"The doctor says I shouldn't talk too much." "... oh gee that's too bad😐"

"You were there for my parents." FYI THEY'RE HER PARENTS TOO NOW CLARK

Lois babygirl light of life don't leaveeeee

rip💀

Wait what??????

This is about the Genevieve thing right?

Making out right next to Jason's death announcement LMAOOOO

it's what that crusty man deserves😌

"No more secrets. No more lies."

I can't with this man, he probably really believes that there's nothing to tell now that he's powerless😶

LANA IN HER ALIEN HUNTER ERA WHERE'S THAT GIF I USED FOR LEX A FEW SEASONS BACK HOLD ON

Braniac hiiiiiii✨✨

Can I just say though, I can't believe Lionel is still such a big part of this show💀

like idc how good the actor is WHY TF ARE THEY GIVING HIM WEIRD ORACLE STORYLINES I DON'T NEED IT

belated writing emoji asks, if you still feel like answering

🤡🦅👀

(these look weirdly big for some reason, apologies!)

ooh, this looks like an interesting horror story. a GIANT clown is about to be attacked by a HUGE bird but unbeknownst to either of them... disembodied eyes (BIG ones)... are watching... 👀 (but bigger)

🤡 What’s a line, scene, or exchange you’ve written that made you laugh? & 🦅 Do you outline fics or fly by the seat of your pants?

hee, you and @luredin had similar brainwaves it seems, because she also started with both of these in the same order! i answered them here, but i can come up with another example for the clown: in Johnny Lawrence vs. The Computer: A Tale of BOOP (a cobra kai fic) i was definitely cackling while writing some of johnny’s internal monologue around tech. he’s canonically awful with it to the point of parody (he's never owned a computer before! he's not a nerd!), which is obviously a great starting point, and this fic is essentially about johnny (briefly) drunkenly trying to catfish daniel and then getting mad about it, while he also just doesn’t understand how anything works:

The thing that makes the internet so great and also so much worse than the real world is that everything is really impersonal. You don’t hear people talk, you don’t see their faces, and you sure as hell can’t kick their ass through a wifi. So who’s gonna know if Johnny decides to play a prank on LaRusso and pretend he’s someone else? Who’s gonna figure out he’s not Jennifer Smith, a hot single mom with really great honkers who’s looking for a strong man to sell her a car?

Johnny types the email, sends it, laughs to himself about it for a bit (LaRusso is going to look so dumb if he thinks Johnny is actually a hot single mom with great honkers) and then wakes up hungover the next day and forgets all about it.

Until his computer goes BOOP.

There’s a fresh email in his internet.

there’s also a bit where he feels pretty smart for knowing that his email adress has a typo in it, because even he knows it’s email, not gmail - and a reference at the end to johnny having ongoing email exchanges with “half a dozen African princes with really naïve ideas of money management” (because there’s a scene in canon where he gives his information to all kinds of spam/conspiracy websites, iirc), which is of course a very obvious joke, but i just like the idea of that a lot. everyone’s wasting their time in those interactions, and they probably all deserve it.

👀 Tell me about an up and coming wip please!

well. for the starsky watches westerns fic i’ve recently been googling pretty cowboy hats, and it led to what’s probably going to be the first kiss scene! i keep changing the color of hutch’s hat though, so that’s yet to be decided.

also, yesterday i finally watched 1971’s zachariah, which was exciting because a) i learned i should have done that much earlier (not the painful warhol-esque experience i was dreading at all!!! honestly an almost perfect movie! and oh my god, that poster) and b) it (arguably together with blazing saddles, and maybe one or two others i still need to actually watch) throws a delicious spanner in the works for the central thesis of the fic so far, which was something like “if you’re a queercoded cowboy (in the movies), you’re probably going to end up dead (so what does that mean if i see us in them)” - and i’m sticking with that, but it’s great to be able to paint in more than one shade. (not only does zachariah not die, he gets a happy end! with his cowbff boyfriend buddy partner! after they start the movie by shOOTING A HOMOPHOBE. like i said, an almost perfect movie, and very exciting stuff to me.)

i also wrote some louise content (the guinea pig, i’m stubbornly keeping her as a part of this) that i could probably have used for the clown answer. while they’re watching red river:

“That’s a nice-looking gun you were about to use back there,” says Cherry Valance, and Starsky, his eyes newly opened, is left almost breathless from the impact.

“Don’t look,” he says, and cups a hand over Louise’s little face, because what’s happening on screen - those guys fondling each other’s guns, making them go off - it’s downright indecent.

send me emojis (if you want)!🌈  

"anyway, go ahead and post your screenshots, like i give a fuck. i never said anything in that server that i don't stand by still, and i certainly never harassed anyone. while you're doing that, maybe go outside and touch some grass. like, seriously. live your life outside in the real world like a normal person and you might realize that nobody gives a flying fuck about your internet temper tantrums."

This is just Peak ironic and hypocrisy of you and your friends given what they were doing in there but I'm sorry that you just want to sweep everything underneath the rug and act like you're forgiven or have Redemption now when you haven't done anything to become a better person lol lmfao even.

It's super duper funny to watching you try to take the high road here 😂 but just know people know the real you twerp

2) Rules for the not we must be very strong motto with you too 😂 But again it's so crazy how you just lied and then immediately resended that lie and tried to wiggle your way out, you want to talk about being racist or sexist or homophobic but wait till the screenshots come out and I'll tag everything appropriately there for you and see how your friend still feel about you but deep down you haven't changed and wont change just like your creepy pals that were in there with you haven't stopped or changed as well but I'm going to guess that you just conveniently avoided all that somehow huh 3) You were so upset over hominis and his wife both racist sexist garbage people 🤡 enjoy your side show clowns ya freakshow 😂 Karma will see to you, don't worry ugly. 4) Awe you're upset of cisnowflake too another horrible sexist racist loser? For all your projecting and positioning you try to do on your page you're still just the same person you have been 2 years ago and even further back because no matter where you go or what you do you are still you Paige and your true colors will bleed back through and you can't change the hate in your heart anymore than you can change how retarded, ironic and hypocritical you are 😂 Cuz again I don't see you renouncing your friends Behavior or what they did or your part in it you're just mad because I'm here calling you out about it while you're trying to save face. I mean again if you truly moved on and are turning this new page relief you could have just apologized or said you know what that situation was horrible but no you double down back to like you always do and will again. Garbage person, simple ass 🤷‍♂️ 5)Again it's just funny you go from you weren't in any kind of Discord doing harassment or talking shit about people you dont even know and then you admit that you were in there and you stand by everything that you said but then say you've changed and its others problems what you did and caused. Yup that's the way to have integrity and maturity and to get to the next level of being a better person for sure just sleeping everything underneath the rug and flipping everybody off in the process. I hope your life is as "pleasant" as you have been.

I go to bed and then go to work and come back to this word vomit... You might actually be more deranged than the chick from the FMA fandom who was tweaking out about me supposedly being a transphobe. I'm legitimately impressed by your dedication. Honest.

So anyway, this is really funny, I guess since you're on anon like a spineless worm, you're giving me the liberty of having the last word, because I certainly won't be answering any more asks from your crazy ass after this lol

I am friends with very few people in that server. The people who are/were in there at the time that I was also using the server were acquaintances at most, with the vast majority being strangers I'd never met. I never once participated in harassing or being hateful towards anyone while I was using that server. As I said, post your screenshots if it will make you feel big and cool. I do not give a fuck. It's not like I'm going to waste my time looking at whatever "evidence" you think you have on me.

I didn't lie. I said I don't use servers, which is true. I did not say that I've never used servers. 2+ years of not participating in any servers constitutes saying that I do not use servers. You're grasping at straws, it's pretty sad.

When was I ever upset about Hom and his wife? They can take care of themselves. This doesn't even make any sense.

This is actually just really funny. You're here on anon trying to tell me you know me well enough to know whether I've changed as a person. I have, believe me. Just not in my political opinions. I don't need to renounce anything or apologize for anything, because I am not any of the things you are accusing me of being, nor are any of the people you have brought up by name in this weird little mental breakdown you're having in my inbox.

Again, didn't lie. Didn't talk shit about anyone I don't know except for a couple of creepy-ass tumblr losers that were outright stalking a couple of my acquaintances. Perhaps you're assmad because you're one of those stalkers? Much to think about. My life is extraordinarily pleasant, yes, and getting better every single day. Thank you for the well wishes. Happy new year :)

Okay I'm requesting for the spooky ficlet-fest! So fun!

Main character - Eddie Munson (ofc)

Halloween Icons/Staples - Haunted House (okay no lie got chased by michael myers last year - lmk if you want the full story :))

Horror Movie - Killer clowns from outer space! (this movie is so fun!)

Em!! this prompt is the freaking best! I was hoping someone would come through with a Killer Klowns prompt for Eddie because that movie is so cursed and I love it (and he'd love it). Thank you so much for participating in the spooky fest, and I hope you'll enjoy this scary treat!! 👻

Spooky ficlet fest masterlist

Killer Klowns 🤡 Eddie Munson x gn!reader

“Uhhh…Babe? I don’t think we’re at the right location?”  

You utter nervously as you stare into the enormous circus tent that’s been set in the middle of the pumpkin patch. 

It looks as though it’s out of this world, with its gargantuan size and fluorescent colors against the ink black sky, cutting into the surroundings, that remain eerily calm.

You can’t even hear the crickets – not even a rustling in the wind. 

“Yeah babe, this is supposed to be it,” Eddie assures you as he double-checks the flyer he’s holding in one gloved hand, frowning at the lack of people around. 

Because you always followed Eddie’s crazy-ass ideas, despite your reluctance, this halloween you’d signed up to be a scare actor in the local haunted trails, and to your bad luck, you’d been assigned to the clown themed haunted house. 

The two of you look ridiculous in your oversized clown suits and make-up, and even more so now, standing amidst the darkness and the unnerving silence. You’d started to think that maybe this had all been a prank from Jason and the basketball team. 

“Maybe we should just step inside and check? Maybe they’re waiting for us there…” Eddie poses nervously. 

“Eddie, we're super late already and there’s no one out here. I can’t even hear anything from inside.” 

“Alright let’s just check – let’s just take a quick peek inside and if no one’s there we’ll head home, make some popcorn and put on a scary movie like the lord intended kids do on halloween night.” 

You snort despite the uneasiness and follow Eddie inside the circus tent. 

Where it’s just as freakishly still, instantly enveloped in warped colors and unending tunnels – making you hold on to the puffy sleeve of Eddie’s clown suit as you explore the area, hoping to find a clerk, or a visitor, or a familiar face…anything. 

But there’s only silence, in a place that seems to stretch on and on, through different corridors and levels, panels and strange blobs hanging from the walls that upon closer look, you realize they’re just large bags of cotton candy, hooked on railings from the ceiling. 

“I don’t believe in UFOs…” you say as you eye the pink globs wearily, “but if they were real, I feel like we’re trapped in one right now! Let’s just go Eddie!” you urge in whispers. 

You realize Eddie’s gaze is hyper focusing on one of the cotton candy bags, poking it with trepidation and yelping, “is that a - is that a real guy trapped in there!? HOLY SHIT, LET’S GO, BABE!” 

Just when you turn around you’re met with a hulking clown with a deformed face, with creaked makeup and lifeless eyes.  

The last thing you remember is Eddie stammering, “Hey man! – w-w-e were here for the haunt gig but we just remembered we had other shit to do so we’re just gonna go now –” 

— The clown emitted a cackling growl and lifted up a pink blaster aimed right at you, before everything turned black… 

….and then pink and grainy, as if you were seeing from underneath a mesh of cotton candy...

The way I kept passing Atollo over because of my personal dislike of 'atomic reactor goes BOOM!' fiction trope (I live close enough to a nuclear power plant to perish in a painful manner in over a couple of days if smth goes wrong, so it's pretty much a real boogeyman for me) vs the way I ended up binge-reading Atollo for two nights because I adored the plot and the characters... It actually ended up being the one of the few IFs that didn't just make me emotional but had me enthusiastically following the storyline. Like, please, MORE LORE, I will eat it all up!

Also the way I said to myself that I'm going to woo the sanest safest person of the cast and, well, when Pariah said to not fuck with Sysba and my brain went "well I can try not to fuck with Sysba but no promises of not fucking Sysba"...🤡

TL;DR: I came to express my utter adoration and to share that you and your delicious storytelling made me feel like a clown not just once, but twice (not that I mind)

You and me 🤝 'that nuclear reactor is a bit TOO close for comfort'

Everyone is going through a Sysba corruption arc rn and I hope with their coming update it'll make it even worse. I mean, who doesn't love arguments over cashmere?

Regardless, thank you so much for your kind words!! I think the 2nd year anniversary lore book will be right up your alley ♡

Random Head cannons for my Bois:

Enid💚✨, Navy💙🗡️, and Aries❤️🐺

💚💙❤️💚💙❤️💚💙❤️💚💙❤️💚💙❤️💚💙❤️💚

Staring with the Wizard Eternity 🪄

Enid is great at cooking for no reason, but chooses to make "Traditional Foods" that to people with no culture tastes terrible...

Enid received his palisman when he was 13 years old after battling his father the leader of his people

Enid is technically Royalty among those who believe in his people...

Enid's people are known as "The Seekers", "Old Witches", "The Forgotten", and many other names...

Enid is scared of clowns don't ask why...🤡

Enid is a Grandma at heart and a Wine Aunt in spirit...

Enid's favorite song is "Owl in a Cage" by VizziPop and Co. for Hellova Boss because he knows what it's like to feel trapped and alone in a role you didn't want to play...

Enid is usually very patient with people, but when it comes to Guardians who failed to save those around them either out of incompetence or ignorance to the problem, he won't hesitate to back hand them to the void and back

Enid could take Error and Ink in a fight and win...

Enid studies multiple forms of magic and martial arts such as: Wicca, Elemental, conjuring, and spell circles. Ninjutsu, capoeira, Tai chi.

Enid can dance Ballet, Waltz, and most Erotic dances and will incorporate it into how he fights...

Enid enjoys most "old people" activities like Knitting, Shuffleboard, Chess, and Crosswords...

💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙

Next up War Extrimest and Legend Navy💙🗡️🛡️

Navy can't cook for shit, when he became a soldier he stopped cooking and since has lost his taste buds and everything tastes the same to him...

Navy is religious... specialty he's Catholic...

Navy has a massive Clydesdale Horse, her name is Black Comet after a birth mard on her flanks that looks like a comet falling through the sky. She is bigger than the average Clydesdale by 3 inches, is black and white birth marks being white and has the personality of Becky Apples from CentaurWorld...

Navy carries a war hammer he named: Justice. And a Sword Breaker named: Executioner...

Navy hates humans at the best of times, but can come to respect them with time and patience on the humans end...

Navy's favorite song is "Meet Me On The Battle Field"

Navy speaks fluently in Russian, Mandrin Chinese, and Spanish...

Navy has the highest body count out of all the other Blues...

Navy tends to alienate himself from the other Blues by making them fear him, he has trust issues and other "himself" remind him of his past mistakes...

Navy has major PTSD and heckoraphobia, the fear of failure...

Navy watched his own brother kill himself and felt nothing. "He was a traitor...traitors receive no pitty..."...

💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙

Finally Big Boi Puppurs Aires❤️🐺🖤

Aries mixes Dog Food in with his people food, it keeps his teeth clean, his coat full and thick, stomach easy, and adds in more protein to his people foods...

Aries favorite song is Elvic Presley's "Can't Help Falling In Love With You" and has practiced playing it for Midoriya on an electric guitar...🎸

Aries can smell fear and other emotions...

Aries is prone to sensory overload and it gives him extreme headaches and nausea when exposed for too long...

Aries has no real control over his animal instincts and will bark at other dogs to assert dominance...

Aries has a Nordic Rune symbol of Bravery, Love, and Hope tattooed on his lower back, it shows on his fur with a special enzyme in the dye to make it show on skin and fur...

Aries will naturally call people Love, Darling, and Sweetheart as a part of his dialect

Aries when he was human was Black being Norse and South African in genetic origins

Aries is a mix of different Canines such as: Black Timber Wolf, Doberman Pinscher, Black Erasure, German Shepherd, and Tibetan Mastiff...

Aries has to be taken on walks and MUST be accompanied at all times during his walk, if not he will get lost and chase birds, butterflies, and cars...

Aries loves giving gifts but won't give them in person, often the gifts are dead birds and squirrels he caught on UA property...

Aries speaks fluent English, Japanese, Norwegian, and African...

💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚❤️💙💚

Okay that's all I got for now if you have any questions about the boys just ask! And send in your question to Ask Eternity here on my blog! I'm really good about answering things in a timely manner. Anyways bye!💜

Hold up for the current hommies @bowtiethewolf @skydreamplayzz and the rest of you freaks who like me for some reason 😃

Was anyone going to tell me about your oh no he's hot neighbor boy reylo fic, or did I just have to find that out for myself? Ah I just found it and I have been binge reading it like crazy! It's so good you had me screaming at those cupcakes. And you give us little bonus scenes you post on here?? Bless you. I was so glad to come on here and see you are still active! Hope you are doing well and just know I will be waiting patiently by to see what happens next for our disaster neighbors 😝

OMG!!! Thank you so much anon! I cannot tell you what an honor it is whenever people tell me that they are binging my work! Wow, this really made my day, thank you. Ah yes, ktbo my firstborn. Those fucking cupcakes ruined my life too haha 🧁💕 You know, when I started writing that at the beginning of COVID, which I cannot believe was almost THREE YEARS AGO, I really thought it was going to be an only child. Oh, what was that? *clown nose honk in the distance* 🤡🤡🤡 OOHHHH MAN was I wrong! I literally have given up on telling myself that I am not going to start another WIP and have just allowed myself to follow the inspiration where it wants to take me. I very much in an truly insane fever dream have written 120k words of a new WIP in the last month wtf is my life. Who knew I would end up having so many more WIP children because I certainly didn't! 😭 But don't you worry, I am actually really excited to finish up posting this fic because I have some real fun things cooking up behind the scenes HEHEHHEH *rubs hands together maniacally*

But seriously, thank you so much for the support! And that goes for literally all my readers! This past year hasn't exactly been stellar for me (the last couple, really), so having these fandoms and these communities really have made a difference in the quality of my mental health, including the wonderful, amazing friendships I've made from them too (you know who you areeee). We're all WIPs ourselves, aren't we? Writing has really become such an incredible form of a coping mechanism for me, so it's absolutely amazing for y'alls out there to get something out of it too! Even if I do put our space idiots through some...turmoil...oof. Haha we love them don't worry they will always get that angst with a happy ending!

Anyway...I will stop rambling now!

OH NOOOO ... Anyway: 'No One Is Buying Kathy Griffin Comedy Tour Tickets,' Sobs Kathy Griffin

It's been a rough go for some lefty (alleged) celebrities lately. Poor Alyssa Milano (net worth $10 million) had to take to social media to ask the little people to help fund her son's Little League trip to Cooperstown, as she drove around town in her $250,000 Porsche. Meanwhile, Taylor Swift is now a meme, Mark Cuban admitted to violating EEOC laws, and Alec Baldwin is facing manslaughter charges ... again.

Yikes. We don't even want to KNOW what John Cusack has done in the past week (other than continue to hate Jews, that is). 

But perhaps no one is suffering more than Z-list 'celebrity', Kathy Griffin. Yes, it's true. The so-called comedienne who thought it was hilarious to hold up a severed head of Donald Trump is learning the difference between sowing season and reaping season as she attempts to launch a comedy tour. 

No way 🤣 pic.twitter.com/2nBJNjwjLr— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) January 30, 2024

Awww. And here we are without our tiny violins. 

From Newsweek: 

'I need comedy fans to come out and see me and Kansas City, come on. I need sell-outs. I've been through hell. I've been through so much crap since my last tour. I actually just have to laugh at it. So please...' After advising fans on where they can purchase tickets to see her perform, she urged: 'For God's sake, come see me on tour. I'm coming to 40 cities. It's gonna be the Panacea. It's gonna be the thing that gets me through. You guys get me through, you always have.'

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Holy wretched refuse, Batman. Desperation is the world's worst cologne, Kathy. 

And yet, for some strange reason, people on Twitter couldn't summon any sympathy for poor Griffin.

https://t.co/Hhtxnc5aXs pic.twitter.com/gvhX3b5EFJ— The Right To Bear Memes (@grandoldmemes) January 30, 2024

This might be the funniest joke she ever told. https://t.co/qp3cPJK1Vp— Joe, the most chill zealot ジョ☧ (@BroJoeChiRho) January 30, 2024

She's not ... she's not funny, folks. Facts are facts. 

https://t.co/QssVXzokKY pic.twitter.com/KbgOpJBb4A— I Will Not Comply (@YouknowTheguy3) January 30, 2024

We're old enough to remember the time Griffin was on Seinfeld. Where she was singularly unfunny. 

She was even bad on Seinfeld. I have no idea how she managed to do that but her performance was epically awful.— AmishDude (@TheAmishDude) January 30, 2024

Why would a miserable, insulting, political activist hold a comedy tour? https://t.co/bRtgvZWiCg— Jonathan Lindsey (@JonathanJLinz) January 30, 2024

The funny part (unintentionally on Griffin's part) is that the name of her tour is 'My Life on the PTSD List.' Part of that is an attempted play on her former TV series 'My Life on the D-List,' of course, but really it is just a window into the derangement that Griffin has long suffered, mostly because of her irrational, insatiable hatred for Donald Trump. 

Sadly her fans are buying tickets, she just does not have that many left— james cawlfield (@james_cawlfield) January 30, 2024

We heard there were still one or two of them. You know, out west. 

Wonder why 🤔 pic.twitter.com/lBOkPzEANz— Branos (@thesonofbran) January 30, 2024

The woke can’t joke, which is a real handicap for a comedian.— Steve Smith (@dannyandricky) January 30, 2024

If you've ever seen a woke comedian, you know this is true. They're pretty miserable people and they just want to attract other miserable people. Comedian Joe Rogan famously dubbed the response woke comedians look for as not laughter, but 'clapter.' They just want validation, not laughs. 

pic.twitter.com/SqrnZOSoyZ— Janiceeee (@jaaaniceeeee) January 30, 2024

And that right there is the most laughs Griffin will get on her entire tour ... assuming it's not canceled. 

Don't fall for it. It's really Carrot Top in drag.— Wrench Ape🏴‍☠️🔧 (@billjones3339) January 30, 2024

HA. Carrot Top would be way funnier. But then again, we're talking about a pretty low bar to clear here.  

Learn to code?— Sir Bedivere (@Ethan25282479) January 30, 2024

It's a solid suggestion.

Never wonder why , did she ? pic.twitter.com/zOiKthLlxV— MeM♤111 (@meml001) January 30, 2024

Nope. She never will. Leftists aren't really known for their self-awareness or for self-reflection. 

The last time we even heard from Griffin at all was when she was mocked on Twitter for posing with fake 'woman' Dylan Mulvaney at a luncheon with several other leftists (including Taylor Lorenz and Rosie O'Donnell). 

Maybe instead of trying a comedy tour, she should stick with being a human punching bag on social media. 

At least that's something she's actually good at. 

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Love Reading 🤼‍♀️ - November 2023 - Leo

Singles:

Overall energy: Ace of Cups

How you will meet: 4 Cups

How they will treat you: Queen of Pentacles rev

Long-term Potential: 8 Pentacles

Your reading cracks me up, you meet them cuz you’re bored 🤣 And then you’re like…nah 🤣 This is great. You definitely don’t see this coming, I don’t think you take things very seriously when it comes to love, probably because you’ve been through it already. You’re independent, secure, happy within your own self, it probably took a lot to get to this place. Virgo can be them, there’s a lot of that here, but it can be some of your placements too. You’re fine solo 💯 but don’t like not having anyone to talk to, the loneliness sets in and you want to feel the heat 🔥 of something new. You could be looking for a quick fling and that’s it, when in comes this person that makes you FEEL things. Wut. That wasn’t what you asked for.

Someone has options, I assume you, and getting this connection off the ground isn’t easy because of that. If someone has others in the background or there’s a feeling of competition, this person will just step down, they’re not interested in all of that. Knight of Wands, probably your energy, you may want to just play the field for awhile and don’t settle on them or any one person. Long term, I still don’t see you “choosing” them. They get irritated. There are always options and you never decide that this is your person forever, close the book we’re done here, got ‘em. It makes the other person angry and impatient, like if you want to leave then go, they’re not going to prove why they deserve commitment. Whew. Spirit’s saying you clownin’. This could be more of a warning than a prediction, you’re gonna have to decide what it is you want, because if you want a person that makes healthy choices (that’s the example here), they’re not going to put up with unhealthy behaviors, yanno? That includes from you. This one has real potential though. If you want a quick fling, find someone down for that 🤷🏻‍♀️

Messages -

Their side:

- Pet Lover 🐶

- New Beginning

Your side:

- Rebel Without a Cause

- Clown 🤡

Oracles -

Their side: HEALTHY CHOICES

- Self-Love & Self Care

- Being Happier

- Love & Life

Your side: SHOCK ⚡️

- Sudden Change

- Shocking News

- Surprise & Epiphany

- Transformation

Signs you may be dealing with:

Heavy Virgo, Libra & Sagittarius

Couples:

Overall energy: Death

Current: 8 Swords

Challenge: The Moon rev

How they feel about you: King of Wands & 8 Cups

How you feel about them: 10 Cups, Judgement rev, The High Priestess

Outcome: 5 Pentacles

This is over, and you know it, you’re the one that’s left this behind. You’re well aware that your person is still hanging on, reminiscing, thinking of you, they don’t want you to go. You’re not speaking to them though, nor are you telling them what you’re up to, where you’re going, very secretive energy, you’re just done. Already moving on to the new, but they don’t know (or need to know) that just yet. I don’t get that you want to hurt them, or you’ve already hurt them enough. The challenge is this person getting some clarity on the hows and whys of everything, for the purpose of healing, and you know that too, that’s why you’re not speaking at all. You don’t want to heal it, you want to end it.

Their feelings for you, you left and it caused absolutely devastation for them. They feel betrayed, never saw it coming, how could you do this to me? Your feelings are that this was 10 Cups, the love was genuine and whatever family dynamic existed was real, but there’s no going back to that. You accept it, and are ready for the next thing - Wheel of Fortune, things are changing and you’re ready for it. Outcome for mid-Dec, if you have children with this person, you could be taking a loss financially due to child support, this describes giving actual money to them, possibly gifts, either for support or maybe just being generous with the holidays coming up. You’re not bad, just done. This person could be very upset because you’re only interested in talking about children or money. If no children are involved, they could just be realizing there’s no use, due to something you’re planning. A purchase of some kind, your plans to officially separate or end the connection start becoming real by then, assets are being divided up. Or you’re just acting really happy, being generous with the assets even, planning the future, and they realize they won’t be playing much of a part of it. It’s becoming real. It’s possible they try to give you a gift with strings attached, but it doesn’t change anything.

Messages -

Their side:

- I feel so drawn to you.

- Shy ☺️

Your side:

- I’m exhausted with this.

- We don’t want the same things.

Oracles -

Their side: CAMERA 📸

- Reminiscing

- Making Memories

- Learn From the Past

- Perception

Your side: COFFIN ⚰️

- New Beginnings

- Liberation

- Reborn & Transition

- Tragic Endings

Signs you may be dealing with:

Scorpio, Leo, Gemini, Taurus, Virgo & Pisces

😂 12 Hilarious Office Memes to Brighten Your Workday! 🤣

When Work Becomes a Circus 🎪 Isn't it just wild to think we could have a world where we're all sipping coconut water on a beach, but nooo, we're stuck juggling spreadsheets in this crazy work culture instead. 🏖️🥥 Work, my friends, can be a real beast. I mean, who needs an alarm clock when your boss's emails can give you heart palpitations? But hey, if you're ready for a chuckle between those conference calls, brace yourselves for these uproarious work memes! Time Warp: 7 Hours = 7 Minutes ⏰ Imagine, you stroll into your office, park your behind, and dive into the email abyss. Suddenly, it feels like you've aged a century, but in reality, it's just been seven minutes. 😱 That guy in the meme? His face is like a Picasso painting of a worker bee who's slaved for hours only to realize it's barely snack o'clock. Karen vs. The Manager: A Tale of Equine Wisdom 🐴 Ah, the Karen, that mystical creature that prowls in stores, demanding to see the manager. But guess what, horses have cracked the code! They've shown us the hoof-stomping truth: when Karen corners the manager, it's like ordering a pizza with extra karma—same response, different toppings. 🍕 If only we could neigh our way out of customer conundrums! Endless Meeting, Enter That Guy 🗣️ Ever been trapped in a meeting that felt like a never-ending accordion solo? Finally, you see the light at the end of the boring tunnel, until that guy pulls a verbal rabbit out of his hat, and suddenly time implodes. Now that's a disappearing act no one asked for. 🎩 Zen and the Art of Nature Vacuuming 🍃 Let's talk about the art of looking busy when the boss hovers by. This meme? It's a masterpiece! A woman vacuuming nature—because nothing says productivity like tidying up the great outdoors. I bet her resume says "Mother Earth's Personal Housekeeper." 🌍 Death's Grin and The Great Escape ☠️ Work blues got you wondering what life's all about? Well, this meme says death's a big upgrade, ‘cause you'll never need to face a spreadsheet again. The happy cadaver's smile says, "I’m free from meetings and memos!" 😄 Remember, folks, even death seems more appealing than Excel sometimes! When Work Multiplies Like Gremlins 🧟‍♂️ Picture this: you slog like a champ, only to discover your reward is more work. Surprise, it's the job version of getting a second pet gremlin that comes with zero instructions. 😩 Our man's hidden expression mirrors the reality of working, where hard work's treated like a buffet—everything's piled onto your plate. Faxes in a Time Machine 📠 Ever been asked to send a fax in the era of smartphones and AI? It's like asking a hamster to fix your car. But some folks still cling to their fax machines like they're the golden ticket to job security. This meme’s here to make us wonder, "Do these fax lovers also send carrier pigeons?" 🐦 The Couch Potato of Corporate Chaos 🍿 Behold, the dude chilling as the office combusts around him! This is the face of someone who warned everyone that a clown car couldn't fit through the door, but no one listened. Now all he can do is grab popcorn and watch the circus. 🤡 The Pun-slinging Office Hero 🦸‍♂️ Who doesn’t love a good pun? This guy’s a master of cheesy office banter. It's like a marathon of punchlines in a 3-second sprint. Bet he can turn any dull meeting into a stand-up show, complete with laughter sound effects. 🎤🎵 Friday's Freedom vs. Monday's Mess 🎉🧹 Friday's here, and you're mentally moonwalking out of the office. Papers fly like confetti; you're the mess-maker extraordinaire! But hold on a second—Monday isn't exactly your cleanup crew. You're the superhero that left the city in chaos, only to return as the janitor. 🦸‍♂️🧼 The Great Workplace Hypocrisy 🕰️ Ah, the workplace double standard, where staying late goes unnoticed, but sneezing five minutes late gets you the "Come to my office" death stare. This meme's the spotlight on that twisted reality, like catching your reflection in a funhouse mirror—it's amusingly warped. 🤪 So, there you have it, a world where work's a circus and the memes are your popcorn. Remember, even when life hands you spreadsheets, you can always turn them into comic strips! 🎪🍿🤹‍♀️# When Work Becomes a Circus 🎪 Isn't it just wild to think we could have a world where we're all sipping coconut water on a beach, but nooo, we're stuck juggling spreadsheets in this crazy work culture instead. 🏖️🥥 Work, my friends, can be a real beast. I mean, who needs an alarm clock when your boss's emails can give you heart palpitations? But hey, if you're ready for a chuckle between those conference calls, brace yourselves for these uproarious work memes! Time Warp: 7 Hours = 7 Minutes ⏰ Imagine, you stroll into your office, park your behind, and dive into the email abyss. Suddenly, it feels like you've aged a century, but in reality, it's just been seven minutes. 😱 That guy in the meme? His face is like a Picasso painting of a worker bee who's slaved for hours only to realize it's barely snack o'clock. Karen vs. The Manager: A Tale of Equine Wisdom 🐴 Ah, the Karen, that mystical creature that prowls in stores, demanding to see the manager. But guess what, horses have cracked the code! They've shown us the hoof-stomping truth: when Karen corners the manager, it's like ordering a pizza with extra karma—same response, different toppings. 🍕 If only we could neigh our way out of customer conundrums! Endless Meeting, Enter That Guy 🗣️ Ever been trapped in a meeting that felt like a never-ending accordion solo? Finally, you see the light at the end of the boring tunnel, until that guy pulls a verbal rabbit out of his hat, and suddenly time implodes. Now that's a disappearing act no one asked for. 🎩 Zen and the Art of Nature Vacuuming 🍃 Let's talk about the art of looking busy when the boss hovers by. This meme? It's a masterpiece! A woman vacuuming nature—because nothing says productivity like tidying up the great outdoors. I bet her resume says "Mother Earth's Personal Housekeeper." 🌍 Death's Grin and The Great Escape ☠️ Work blues got you wondering what life's all about? Well, this meme says death's a big upgrade, ‘cause you'll never need to face a spreadsheet again. The happy cadaver's smile says, "I’m free from meetings and memos!" 😄 Remember, folks, even death seems more appealing than Excel sometimes! When Work Multiplies Like Gremlins 🧟‍♂️ Picture this: you slog like a champ, only to discover your reward is more work. Surprise, it's the job version of getting a second pet gremlin that comes with zero instructions. 😩 Our man's hidden expression mirrors the reality of working, where hard work's treated like a buffet—everything's piled onto your plate. Faxes in a Time Machine 📠 Ever been asked to send a fax in the era of smartphones and AI? It's like asking a hamster to fix your car. But some folks still cling to their fax machines like they're the golden ticket to job security. This meme’s here to make us wonder, "Do these fax lovers also send carrier pigeons?" 🐦 The Couch Potato of Corporate Chaos 🍿 Behold, the dude chilling as the office combusts around him! This is the face of someone who warned everyone that a clown car couldn't fit through the door, but no one listened. Now all he can do is grab popcorn and watch the circus. 🤡 The Pun-slinging Office Hero 🦸‍♂️ Who doesn’t love a good pun? This guy’s a master of cheesy office banter. It's like a marathon of punchlines in a 3-second sprint. Bet he can turn any dull meeting into a stand-up show, complete with laughter sound effects. 🎤🎵 Friday's Freedom vs. Monday's Mess 🎉🧹 Friday's here, and you're mentally moonwalking out of the office. Papers fly like confetti; you're the mess-maker extraordinaire! But hold on a second—Monday isn't exactly your cleanup crew. You're the superhero that left the city in chaos, only to return as the janitor. 🦸‍♂️🧼 The Great Workplace Hypocrisy 🕰️ Ah, the workplace double standard, where staying late goes unnoticed, but sneezing five minutes late gets you the "Come to my office" death stare. This meme's the spotlight on that twisted reality, like catching your reflection in a funhouse mirror—it's amusingly warped. 🤪 So, there you have it, a world where work's a circus and the memes are your popcorn. Remember, even when life hands you spreadsheets, you can always turn them into comic strips! 🎪🍿🤹‍♀️ Read the full article