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Turquoise, Teal & Green

- Eddie Anon (a. k. a. the person behind it)

Welcome back Eddie!!! 🥰🥺

Right back at you 🥺 (and the person behind it! ;))

Send me a color

#eddie anon

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#jesuuuuus #joseph quinn

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I SAT DOWN TO WRITE AND MY PUTER DIED, WHY

I posted a poll on plot bunnies to develop earlier this week and it was a tie between two of ‘em in the end, which is AWESOME but an indecisive bitch (me) needs to make up her mind. AND THEN Chatting up with @thembohux about that picture of Buzzcut Joe in the photobooth gave me yet ANOTHER IDEA so let’s see if we can break the previous tie with this new option

#at least i’m hopping it’s the battery adapter and not the actual puter #UGHHHHHHH

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theold-ultraviolence · 4 hours

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Something something fucking and watching horror movies with Eddie and he edges you through the entire movie and makes it a game to make you cum with each kill in it from start to finish

#like the kill count (if u know u know) but with orgasms 🤭#eddie munson #eddie thoughts #eddie munson smut #why can’t this be my reality

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Guhhhhh can’t wait to watch horror movies and fuck all day on saturdays with the love of my life

What Saturdays Are For

summary: Eddie gets a little bit distracted by a certain movie playing on TV while he's having sex with you. CW: Modern!Eddie, fem/afab!Reader, possible spoilers for 2013 Evil Dead, PIV sex, established relationship. / words: 1K. / A/N: me!? writing for Eddie after a literal eternity!? also, I usually never do modern!Eddie but this came to me while rubbing one out while Evil Dead (2013) came up on tv lmao. Had to run to write this before it escaped me.

“Oh shit, babe!”

Eddie’s eyes widen as he grunts from deep within his chest, pistoning into you, making your head tilt back near the edge of the bed with a throaty squeal.

You’ve got your legs snaked around his hips, your foot pushing into his ass to egg him on as you’re laying on your back at the foot of the bed, near the TV. You’d moved it from the living room into Eddie’s bedroom so you could lock yourselves in and camouflage your noise with whatever was playing – neither paying attention to that Saturday evening’s program.

Saturdays were for lazy fucking in bed all day, with ongoing rounds and ordering pizza and wings afterward to eat in bed naked with a horror movie of your choice. The movie never ended up mattering anyway, because you just went straight back to sex – the cardboard box with leftovers discarded on Eddie’s bedroom floor, and greasy fingers roaming over already sweaty, musky flesh.

“Babe!” he calls again, and you nod eagerly – interpreting his ‘babes’ as a sign that he’s gonna cum. You tighten your grip around him, encouraging him to keep going, urging him to go harder because you’re not quite there just yet.

“BABE!!”

“What!?” You groan when he slows to a stop, tilting your head back towards the edge of the bed when you see him frantically pointing at the TV.

“The Evil Dead remake is on!!” he yelps all out of breath – either from his vigorous thrusts or the excitement, you don’t even know but it makes you laugh heartily, grinning as you crane your neck to catch the rating credit rolling on the screen.

“Oh shit, is it!? Baby!!” you exclaim, squeezing his sides playfully as your gaze is now fixed on the TV.

You and Eddie loved the Evil Dead Franchise, and it was the movie you’ve rewatched the most since you’ve been together. That’s the movie Eddie always chooses when you come by his place, and you’ve had many – many – discussions surrounding Eddie’s intense love for Bruce Campbell.

Once you went out on a date to the drive-in because Eddie thought he was in one of the double-feature movies, and then spent the rest of the evening pouting like a scolded child when he realized that, Bruce Campbell was not, in fact, in Return of the Living Dead. You just ended up riding him in the back of his van to make up for it.

“Oh man, I’ve never gotten around to watching that and I’ve heard it’s so fucking good!”

Eddie gasps as he’s thrusting idly now – distracted glides of his throbbing cock into your drenched pussy.

You bite your lip as you’re torn between the lewd noises your body makes when he slides right in, the wet puddle beneath your ass on the bed – and the eerie music from the intro scene.

“I know! – fuck” You moan as he thrusts harder – but it’s only a little jolt of a thrust that's the result of him watching a girl roaming around the inky forest.

You resort to lazily rubbing your clit now while watching the movie because the pace you got going on was so, so good – but the intro looks so, so intriguing. Vastly different from the original one, and more sinister even. Some girl is running around who’s being captured and brought back to the cabin as some evil-looking old lady’s reciting words from what you and Eddie assume must be the Necronomicon.

“Oh fuck, baby, what the fuck is going on!?” he mutters as the movie progresses and the girl is being tortured. And then she’s pleading for her dad, who randomly appears on the scene and looks to be behind her capture.

“Is that her dad!? – fuck…” you moan when Eddie’s thrusts pick up their pace, the more excited he becomes while watching the movie.

“Don’t stop, please…” you murmur, rubbing your clit with harder circles now as your legs clench around his hips, and your pussy throbs and throbs, more and more, making your eyes go heavy-lidded and your lips part around soft gasps that merge with the desperate screams in the movie.

“Like that, yeah, baby, like that…” you whine and pant, biting your lip hard as Eddie grips your leg for momentum to pound into you urgently, grunting and groaning as his brows furrow with the effort it takes him to keep watching the movie.

“Is the dad gonna kill her? What the fuck...?” He sighs as you both keep watching, feeling that electricity building, charging, surging from deep within you to make your nerves short-circuit blissfully.

“Oh shit!” you yell as your body writhes and vibrates as you climax, clenching hard around his thick cock as he thrusts and thrusts and thrusts until he’s filling you up with his warm load.

You let out a strangled cry as you feel him cumming, making you rub your clit harder if only to sneak another quick little orgasm while you can – trembling as white-hot pleasure courses through you, soaking Eddie’s cock and your fingers so deliciously.

Little aftershocks make your bodies vibrate, as you remain in the same place, locked together as you watch the dad on screen threatening to burn his daughter. As if you hadn't even cared about your orgasms at all.

“Oh shit, what the fuck!!!” Eddie shrieks as the daughter turns out to be a demon.

You’re both wide-eyed and panting, too enthralled with the movie to even comment on the mess between your bodies.

The opening credits roll after the intro, and you both fall limp in bed, rolling on your stomachs side by side to watch the movie, totally unbothered by your achy bodies, the sticky fluids clinging to your skin, and the heady scent that lingers on both of your hands as you lean on your elbows to support your heads on your palms.

This is heaven, you muse fondly as you gaze at Eddie’s bambi eyes glinting with joy as he watches the movie, with his skin still rosy and dewy from sex.

This is what Saturday evenings are for.

For naked bodies entangled, and the mixed scent of popcorn, sweat, and dirty sheets, as the reddish light from the TV screen reflects on your faces as the killings start to roll.

You lean in to kiss him sweetly on his cheek and he grins – that boyish smile that totally owns you. He gives your ass a playful swat in reply before his attention draws back to the movie.

Yup, there’s no better way to spend a Saturday evening.

#considering rewriting a sequel to this cause #guess who’s doing what while watching Child’s Play and imagining the silly man is with her #🤭#considering writing*

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Some silly Eddie reactions cus people seem to love them

#a baby #eddie munson fanart

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I posted a poll on plot bunnies to develop earlier this week and it was a tie between two of ‘em in the end, which is AWESOME but an indecisive bitch (me) needs to make up her mind. AND THEN Chatting up with @thembohux about that picture of Buzzcut Joe in the photobooth gave me yet ANOTHER IDEA so let’s see if we can break the previous tie with this new option

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#JOSEPH YOUR EDDIE IS SHOWING #AHHHH #THESE ARE MAKING ME YEARN PINE SCREAM #joseph quinn

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Blue + White 🖤

EEEEEEEEEEK IT WOULD BE MY HONOR, are you kidding me!??? I love you!!! Thank you for sending me this 🥺

Send a color

#i had deleted this post and then like a dumbass had to go back and find it and reblogged it again 🤣#thank you for this my love!!#waywardrose

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I’m in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You’re hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

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theold-ultraviolence · 6 hours

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I posted a poll on plot bunnies to develop earlier this week and it was a tie between two of ‘em in the end, which is AWESOME but an indecisive bitch (me) needs to make up her mind. AND THEN Chatting up with @thembohux about that picture of Buzzcut Joe in the photobooth gave me yet ANOTHER IDEA so let’s see if we can break the previous tie with this new option

#eddie munson #my writing

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