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"i'm going to start a youtube" - me, after neglecting this acc for months. i have had tumblr for like. 8 years and probably have less than 80 posts
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its so funny how im like 'im gonna kms if tumblr dies' when i dont even talk to any of my mutuals anyway
#m#i wish i did im just horrible at it#im a professional lurker and leaver i will lurk and i will leave
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kaz: *standing in the doorway*
nina: *turns around and gives him a 😟 look*
kaz: "what??"
nina: "you're just like... lurking."
#kaz brekkar professional lurker#it's his full time job#episode 3 of them being siblings#nina zenik#kaz brekkar#six of crows#incorrect six of crows#six of crows fandom#incorrect soc#incorrect soc quotes#incorrect six of crows quotes
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Tempted to reblog all my classic WoT joke posts so I can find the Twitter of Time diaspora 👀
#wheel of time#twitter of time#hi y’all you don’t know me but my post about how all the ta’veren handle trauma got reposted to Twitter once#I was a lurker#didn’t want to use my professional development Twitter account for WoT stuff#but I’m all WoT all the time over here
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@formshaper: [dream] do you visit cemeteries often? — GARDEN OF EARTHLY BODIES STARTERS
' what, you don't? tch, the way you doll up, squire, i'd've thought trippin' amongst the tombstones would be yer go-to weekend off. best be careful, or the kids'll call you a poser. '
it all falls dismally flat, artificial mirth tapering out into heavy silence. he tips his head back and blows out a breath, the rising fog of life crystallizing in the cold air; the only sign of life, within these gates. ' you askin' me if i do it fer kicks, or to grave-dig? answer's the same either way: not really. ' he looks sideways to flash dream a humorless grin. ' gets dead boring around here. '
two rows back and three left from the open grave he's standing in, alba suria is buried. four back and seven right is nigel archer, despite his fervent fucking wish to be cryo-frozen and sunk to atlantis, the numpty. ritchie simpson had been cremated — no choice, the state of him — but his sister's plot is three rows down from rick the vic's, which is eight across from straff and his mum, forty feet from the fence that separates all your average everyman's corpses from intruding on the solace of the wannabe pharaohs of london and keeps albert case securely guarded inside the sackville mausoleum.
so, yeah, maybe he does visit cemeteries a bit often. why not? all his friends are here.
' . . . do they dream? where they are? ' he doesn't know why he asks. he certainly doesn't fucking want to know the answer. he chucks the spade out of the hole and crouches down to shove his hands in the dirt, digging with a viciousness born of defensiveness, carving past worms and shavings of rotted wood and grimacing as tiny pebbles squeeze up underneath his fingernails. there's something cathartic about the pain, about breaking his manicure down into mess. there's something cathartic about getting his hands dirty. ( better late than never, right me old mates? ) ' always sort of hoped they would. maybe just to pass the time, like. or to make it easier losin' everything and everyone you ever cared about. 'ere — '
he straightens up abruptly and tosses something out of the grave to dream: it's a skeletal forearm, with just enough stubborn ligament to keep most of the hand flopping comically at one end. the middle finger is up. constantine's grin is just as wide and toothy as every other six-foot-down denizen of this shithole.
' — give us a hand, wouldje? '
see, that's the really fun thing about being mates with a guy who's not so up on human culture: all the old jokes never get old.
#formshaper#this went! a direction!#john (professional cemetery lurker): why would you ask me this#also john: why would i ask YOU this#also the idea of some goth kids calling dream a poser has me ROLLING#ask to tag /#( V. ) STEPS FROM THE SHADOWS. ( i. )#( answered. ) THIS IS JOHN CONSTANTINE. FUCK OFF.#sched.
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Wow.... been 8 years already?
#I could swear it was like 6 not 8#it's really been that long?#I can still remember the time I said I would never get a tumblr account#well damn XD#I guess I'm a professional lurker now
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I saw someone compare the boop the old Facebook poke and I felt that. In my old, old bones.
#it’s very much like#I see you#I acknowledge you#as a professional lurker#I like it#boop#boop you#boop me#he she we boop#boopology#the study of booping
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the more i lament about my housebound loneliness the more i have to come to terms that what i want is connection sans interaction
#im a professional lurker#i like reblogging more than i like posting#i like reading group chats and not responding#and then i wonder why im longing lol
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what the fuck
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the biggest issue on the internet right now is theres too many watchers and not enough active haters. i love to watch the drama and the fighting but it always ends so quickly. no one commits anymore. back in my day by the end of the first day there were callouts and google docs and now its like. a show that sucks came out. and one guy goes “lame” and then someone else says “no its not” and thats it its over. wheres the drama?????
#professional lurkers who have been lurking for years r exempt from this. this is our job. to not b involved. but i KNOW there are hateful#individuals out there not being hateful enough. its time girls hate on things again
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Hi!! I have been a lurker for a while and now I am feeling brave enough to request!
Can you do a headcanon for the reader being Hannibal’s assistant? Will and Hannibal both are interested in the reader 👀
shout out for all the silent lurkers and avid likers, all inspiring asks and lovely followers! we’ve hit 500 likes! thanks a lot, you can expect so much more pieces in the coming time. this is an excellent idea, i got to work as soon as i read your message, hope you enjoy it as much as i did, have a great day! <3
pairing: hannibal x gn!reader, will graham x gn!reader
warnings: mention of mental illness, obsessive behaviour
you came to know hannibal while working night shifts at baltimore hospital
you were supporting your family through a rough time and nights just payed better
it was rather depressing: nurses were catching naps and doctors counting minutes to the end of work day (or rather work night)
and there was you: giving out coffees and words of encouragement, always happy to help
it would take a keen observer to notice how miserable in fact you were
abnormal amount of pills and concealer in your desk, the faces you made when seemingly no one was watching
towards him you were perfectly professional yet warm, greeting him with smiling eyes and polite nod
he wanted to help you get out of here, find a place for you to get better
so when months later hannibal was setting up his own practice, he immediately thought of you
you seemed like a perfect candidate for an assistant: organised, punctual and your presence was warm and comforting
this was the quickest job interview
when you picked up the phone and heard lecter’s voice, surprised would be an understatement
he was a man of a few words and you could count the times you spoke to him on the fingers of one hand
yet you were touched by the offer and accepted it the same day
the hours were much better and wage way beyond your qualifications, but you were just happy to quit your crappy job at the hospital
this time hannibal was the one greeting you with hot coffee in the morning and if the sessions extended into the evening, you would drink tea together
of course, the job had also its downsides
offering smiles to troubled souls, often comforting them after an especially rough meeting
one time a guy stormed off from the office, yelling insults left and right
you tried calming him down, it wasn’t the first time it happened, but all efforts seemed to angry him even more
he was getting dangerously close, threatening to kill you, when hannibal punched him in the face and shut the door in his face
“i assure you, he won’t step his foot here ever again”
still shaky, you hugged him tightly
that’s when he promised himself to keep you safe
soon many patients started to disappear, filling your days with long conversations with hannibal
the only person he paid attention to besides you was will graham, a detective and hannibal’s patient
not long after you three became inseparable
eating meals together became a daily routine, hannibal insisted on gifting you dresses every time he was having guests
when the host was entertaining the crowd, will kept you company
you were both outsiders and having him by your side was warm, comforting
he would always joke about running away from the party together
eventually hannibal would break you away, scolding will for denying others the pleasure of your company
by “others” he meant himself
he hated the way you looked at the other man, how he clasped your hand sneaking off from the party
the soirées always ended with an elaborate toast, during which he never broke eye contact with you, making you feel like the star of the evening
will was fuming inside but kept smiling till it was time to walk you home
they insisted you needed both of them just in case something would happen
they never let you out of their sight
just in case, you know
#hannibal imagine#hannibal x reader#bedelia du maurier#nbc hannibal#will graham#hannibal lecter#hannibal reactions#murder husbands#yandere hannibal#reader insert#silence of the lambs#hannibal headcanons#send asks#send me asks#mads mikkelsen#mads mikkleson
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i dont have a twitter so gotta ask, how the fuck are the cc's keeping up with this? is there an update account specifically for this over there or are they just professional lurkers
We have not found any update accounts, I think they're just checking the blog!
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Could you please post some Mha Pro Heroes head canons. By pros I mean the current pros.
Of course! Im super happy I got this ask!
(Trigger warning: A very small mention of a cult, but its not explicit)
All of nationality headcannons:
Mic: Half Japanese Half Italian
Edgeshot: Half Japanese Half Thai
Nighteye: Half Japanese Half Vietnamese
Miruko: Half Japanese Half Dominican
Mount Lady: Half Japanese Half Swedish
Present Mic, Edgeshot, and Nighteye are neurodivergent (ADHD, ADD, and Autistic respectively).
The Lurkers have a groupchat that was supposed to be for professional uses only, however it soon became so much more chaotic in a matter of minutes. People think Edgeshot, being the leader and all, created it, but it was actually Kamui (bless his heart by thinking it was gonna be professional). Edgeshot and Mount Lady quickly filled the chat with as much chaos as they could muster in 5 minutes.
Present Mic remembers every pro hero’s birthday, and you bet your ass he throws them the most spectacular birthday party ever (and by spectacular I mean the party fits what that hero is most comfortable with. If the hero in question doesn’t like huge elaborate parties, the party is more quiet and private. If the hero is a known party animal, then the room quickly becomes an elaborate house party)
Edgeshot and Ryukyuu know how to professionally throat sing. (Listen to “Genesis” by Otyken as a reference thats where I got this one lmao)
Some headconnons regarding pronouns and sexuality! (Please note these are no way cannon whatsoever, but rather something my brain think about a lot)
All Might: Cis Male — He/Him (Bi)
Eraserhead: Cis Male — He/Him (Gay)
Present Mic: Genderfluid — He/She/They (Bi)
Midnight: AFAB NB — She/They (Pan)
Ingenium (Tensei): AMAB NB — He/They (Bi)
Nighteye: Trans Man — He/Him (Gay)
Mount Lady: Cis Female — She/Her (Bi)
Kamui Woods: Cis Male — He/Him (Straight but such a wonderful ally. Would definitely hand out water at pride parades)
Edgeshot: AFAB NB — They/Them (Pan)
Best Jeanist: Cis Male — He/Him (Gay) (But like, he still could care less about gender, he identifies as a cis guy but trancends gender at the same time, y’know?)
Gang Orca: AMAB NB —They/Them (Gay) (In his words: “Orcas dont need genders”)
Miruko: Cis Female — She/Her (Lesbian)
Hawks: Cis Male — He/Him (Bi) (Never really put much thought into his identity, but is a huge supporter if everyone else in his usual nonchalant way)
Endeavor: Cis Male — He/Him (Straight) (I wholeheartedly think he doesn’t really understand, and thinks he is trying, but sometimes doesn’t show correctly, you know what I mean?)
Fat Gum: Cis Male —He/Him (Straight Ally all the way! He’s the one parading everyone around at pride event, wearing pride merch and making food for everyone)
Ryukyuu: Trans Female — She/Her (Lesbian)
(Please tell me if I used the correct terminology or not)
Nighteye can play the piano like a pro.
Present Mic loves playing the acoustic guitar. Hes THAT guy at a campfire.
While there is the obvious romatic relationships I adore (Erasermic, Edgejeanist, Nightmight, Kamui x Mount Lady, etc.), there are so many cute scenarios for platonic relationships
Eraserhead and Edgeshot being frenemies but caring for eachother so dearly.
Edgeshot and Ryukyuu BROTP
Gang Orca thinking they are the third wheel for Edgejeanist, but little do they know they consider them to be their “third”.
Lurkers being super close with one another
All Might caring for every pro hero like a mother hen
Nighteye and Midnight having gossip sessions
Miruko and Hawks BROTP #2
Ok, possibly the weirdest one yet: Yoroi Musha (the elderly hero, former number 9 hero) is Edgeshot’s adopted dad. (I saw it in a fic once and fell in love with it).
- The story (in my head) goes that Edgeshot was born and raised in a cult in rural Japan, and then one day when they were like 10 the comune gets raided after a tip was given, and Yoroi Musha led the raid. His eyes fell into a young, malnourished, and terrified Edgeshot and was like “they’re my child now” (This is the super simplified version, and Im super intrested in writing this!)
All Might considers Gran Torino to be his father figure. As a result, Nighteye considered him to be his father in law. Gran Torino wishes he can deny this, but at this point he cannot.
Last but not least! Eri, once she gets comfortable enough, considers every pro hero to be her aunt/uncle/somewhere in between.
Thank you @dragonspiritxx for the wonderful ask! I hope you like this!
Hopefully everyone else will to! I haven’t posted anything MHA related since I graduated high school back in May and started college as well, so Im glad Im back in the groove!
#bnha#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#im not tagging everyone who appears#just the ones who appear frequently#edgeshot#kamihara shinya#shinya kamihara#present mic#yamada hizashi#hizashi yamada#sir nighteye#sasaki mirai#mirai sasaki#erasermic#edgejeanist#nightmight#pro heroes
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the serpent files (teaser)
[clears throat] "Let’s get your statement, then. Do go on as coherently as possible, please. It will all be… it will all be tickety-boo, I’m– I hope. The sooner we record this, the sooner we can try to, to look into it, to help you. But to help you, I really need to know what happened, Crowley. Please. I do so want to help. You’re a… friend.”
[audible inhale] “Okay. Okay, I’ll try. [laughs nervously] Tickety-boo?”
“Alright. Let’s begin again. Statement of Anthony J. Crowley, regarding strange occurrences in relation to an ouroboros necklace with a sword pendant. Original statement given May 31st, 2019. Audio-recording by Az Fell, Head Archivist of the Eden Institute, London. Statement begins:”
“Okay. So. It all started a month ago. Boss gave me this assignment – well, not directly, he sent Hastur and Ligur.”
“Full names, please.”
“You think I know their full names? This is a crime ring, not a family. I mean, I know my boss as Lucifer Morningstar, but I really don’t think that’s his real name.”
“Doubtful. Fair enough. Full names wherever possible, please.”
“So Hastur and Ligur called, wanted to meet up. In this stupid graveyard of all places, just their style. They’re the kind of people who, dunno, lurk? Like some kinda wannabe villains. Professional lurkers. Is that a thing? Lurking contests? Dunno. Well, it’s the only thing they’re actually good at. Uh, were. Suppose. I keep forgetting. Weird, because I also can’t forget at all. Fucking haunting, actually. But back then they gave me this package, said they had a job for me. Assignment, that’s what we call it, for some weird culty reason, I guess. Then Ligur said something like ‘Ciao, Crowley, wow you look so cool, why are you always so cool and impeccably dressed? I’m so jealous of you Crowley, I wish I could–”
“That’s not what he said, is it.”
“Perceptive, angel.”
“A-angel?”
“Uhm. Az Fell. Angel, Azfell, tomato, tomato. Mumbling, bad habit. No, it’s not what he said. Was trying to, mh, lighten the mood. You look so nervous.”
“Me? I’m not nervous. [pause] Crowley, it’s normal to be troubled by all this. [shuffling noises] I understand. [long pause] Ready to go on?”
“Y- yeah. Uh. Thanks. I’m okay, really. Not like I cared about them or anything. But what happened… talking about it, remembering, reconstructing, it’s a bit like looking where the furniture isn’t. Like, like chess pieces on a board without black and white squares."
#sneakpeek#my writing#tma au#i said im not posting it until it's done but have a TEASER#that's allowed isnt it!!!#i make the rules and yet
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Fei Kai (费凯), better known by her stage name Pixie (픽시) is a fictional Chinese/Korean American Singer and dancer. she's the only female member of the co-ed group Stray Kids. She debuted in Stray Kids as a Main dancer, Sub rapper and lead vocalist in the month of March 25th, 2018; after her participation in the pre-debut survival show, Stray Kids. At this time, Pixie is the 1st most credited 4th gen female artist with 76 song credits, 5th/6th most credited 4th gen artist overall.
⍣BASIC INFORMATION ! ⍣
STAGE NAME : Pixie (KR:픽시)
BIRTH NAME : Fei Kai (MN:费凯 KR: 페이 카이)
KOREAN NAME : Fei Seung-hee (KR: 페이승희)
ENGLISH NAME : Kate/Katy Fei
NICKNAMES : Pix, Kiki, Vocal Siren, Nation’s Girlfriend, K-pop's little sister
BIRTHDAY : November 8th, 2001
ZODIAC SIGN : Snake and Scorpio
BIRTH PLACE : Changsha, Hunan Province, China
NATIONALITY : Korean-Chinese American
FAMILY : Fei Hao (Father; Deceased), Lee Hye-jin (Mother; Deceased), Fei Bo (Older brother), Fei Jen (Sister-in-law; Deceased), Fei Di-a (Niece), Fei Il-Seong (Nephew)
LANGUAGES SPOKEN : English (Native), Mandarin (Native), Korean (Native), Japanese (90%), Thai (85%), Cantonese (50%), Hindi (45%)
⍣PHYSICAL ! ⍣
HEIGHT : 160 cm (5’3 - barely)
BLOOD TYPE : O-
BODY MODIFICATION : Lobe piercings, tongue piercing, Five tattoos ( x, x, x, x, x [along her upper spine in large characters])
FACE CLAIM : Mamamoo's Jung Whee-in
VOICE CLAIM : Mamamoo’s Jung Whee-in mixed with Pink Fantasy’s Yechan (x and x)
DANCE CLAIM : Kaycee rice and Redy (x and x)
⍣PERSONALITY ! ⍣
MBTI : INFJ (the Advocate)
MBTI TYPE : A personality type with the Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, and Judging traits. They tend to approach life with deep thoughtfulness and imagination. Their inner vision, personal values, and a quiet, principled version of humanism guide them in all things.
POSITIVE TRAITS : Patient, creative, Passionate
NEGATIVE TRAITS : Sensitive to criticism, Perfectionist, short-tempered
⍣STATICS ! ⍣
DANCE : 10/10
VOCAL : 10/10
RAP : 6/10
STAGE PRESENCE : 9.5/10
VARIETY : 7/10
SONGWRITING : 10/10
ACTING : 9/10
⍣ CAREER INFORMATIONS ! ⍣
STAGE NAME : 픽시
AGENCY : jyp entertainment
GROUP : Stray Kids
DEBUT DATE : March 25th, 2018
POSITION(S) : Main dancer, sub rapper, lead vocalist, Maknae
INDIVIDUAL FANDOM : Feiries, hatchlings
REPRESENTATIVE EMOJI : 🦚/🐲
UNIT : VocalRacha (Also in; Puppyracha, Englishracha, Cultracha, Paboracha)
SPOTIFY : Screaming and crying but make it upbeat
⍣ FACTS ! ⍣
Helps her members with english
Refuses to call her members Oppa, it's only her members she does this with
Wanted to use her name as a stage name, but since her name is typically a masculine name, her personal manager thought it would be a good idea to use Pixie instead
Doesn't post on many socials, but is a professional lurker
Has had media training, but she's unhinged and doesn't use it much
One of the buffest female idols out there
Most flexible
Her and Seungmin are called the Puppy Siblings due to their puppy-like visuals
Hates aegyo. Cringes any time any one of her members does it, except for Changbin
Her hobbies include learning languages. Whenever she's overwhelmed, she speaks several languages at once
Originally was supposed to be the 4th member of Danceracha but because of her vocal talent and stability, she became the 3rd member of Vocal Racha
More...
Taglist: @mynameisnotlaura
#skz 9th member#9th member of stray kids#skz#skz 9th female member#skz imagines#skz x reader#bang chan#hyunjin#han jisung#jypartists#Skzkaifei#changbin#lee know#jeongin#lee felix#seungmin
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wow love how u completely disregarded my ask for help with mora...bet you're proud of your decision...but I'm connecting one & one together... remember that show Keiko from like 2013 where she stormed off from the crowd bc they kept chanting her name? Now look at her digital single... キライ。it translates to I hate you. Coincidence? I think not. I mean look at the way she poses...I'll definitely stop following her...I'm surprised Hikaru & wakana arent like her...yeah I'll definitely be leaving her fanbase. I don't fw with artists who despise their fans like her.
Okay....?
For the longest time I was debating whether to write a reply to this or not but ultimately I decided that I would use this opportunity to post a few reminders for my followers and lurkers.
In my PINNED POST you'll find this little section here👇
Everyone should click on the link and read what I have to say about asks and messages.
Please be aware that it is a mere courtesy on my part that I am using so many of my resources to help fellow fans with their questions and problems. I am not obliged to do anything on this blog and you are not owed any answers from me. If I can help you, fine, that's great, if I can't help you, tough luck...¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The original ask was not explicitly related to Kalafina, it was merely an inquiry asking for tech-support on an issue I literally know nothing about. My knowledge regarding the music platform "mora" does not extend beyond what I have included in my tutorial which quite frankly, I doubt you have even read in its entirety.
As for the rest of your lovely message, all I can say is, good riddance👋
I hope you are serious about leaving the fandom because no one wants or needs toxic people like you around. Also, please get off the internet and seek professional help(¬_¬)
#kalafina#reply#personal#wtf#the shit I have to deal with#mora#also I feel old bc I had to look up “fw” XD
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