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honoviadakai · 3 months

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Every friend group has…

That one mom friend that is genuinely supportive and wants you to succeed

And

That one dad friend that goes to all your events for “moral support” but really just wants to see you eat shit

Both talk mad shit together and have an alarming amount of blackmail material on EVERYONE.

#Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #Rosie #hazbin hotel rosie #they are a power couple #platonicly

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dyslexicandakeyboard · 1 year

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Each of the batkids has had a moment where they once forgot that they spoke multiple languages(or even their mother tongue) in high stress situations.

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A woman: *speaking Arabic to Damian*

Damian who forgot his first language: English woman! English!

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A young girl cries out in french

Duke, who's in ~collage~ and is learning to be a ~productive and successful member of society~ is taking university level Korean and is still in that ~headspace~: swis-swis uljima

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A young boy: *speaks german*

Stephanie "I'm the best at German, Bruce said so" Brown: Est-ce que....uh....oh shite

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An old woman: *speaks Romai*

Dick: * replies in Romanian*

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A shocked person: Hel-

Jason: Do you sprechen American!

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Person: Ma mere! Óu est elle? Elle n'est pas ici!

Tim: Je m'appelle Red Robin

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Someone: *signs to Cass*

Cass: *failing computer noises*

#cassandra cain #dick grayson #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #tim drake #jason todd #batfam #hopefully its kinda funny \;;/#I made a ghostly emoticon thing #if you know what I'm referencing #I love you #platonicly #the bisexual one #I'm taking duolingo french but I'm not good and consulted google translate for the rest #It's probably not accurate #reverse robins

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neverchecking · 10 months

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Calamity hcs, you say? 👀

On the topic of him being a virgin, yes, absolutely 1 million percent. He's a blushing virgin that's prone to premature ejaculation.

He's just way too anxious and inexperienced and pent up, he can't help but come all over your hands practically the second you touch him. God forbid you go straight to fucking, because you're getting creamed immediately. Especially if you're his guide, because that's just all kinds of sexual tension you're relieving.

He'd need to take a break, but he's absolutely between your legs with his mouth and hands the whole time. He may not be able to last long himself, but he's still going to make you cum as many times as you want. He wants, no, needs to show you that he can please you just as well as any of the other Links, even if he needs a bit of...practice.

I think he'd also have an especially short refractory period. He may have just cum, but a few minutes fingering you and licking his cum off you, and he's already hard and leaking again.

He's probably also the type to get hard if you just...touch him gently. Like caressing his cheeks, stroking his hair, maybe telling him how sweet and obedient he is compared to his twins, and he's got a raging boner. He can't help it.

Or if you give him a chaste kiss, maybe just a little bit of tongue. You might as well have given him a strip tease because he's stiff in his pants, ready to fuck or be fucked. It wouldn't take much to make him cum, either. Just sit on his lap and grind on him for a minute or two, and he's creaming his pants with a pathetic whimper.

FAIRY COMING IN CLUTCH-

He for sure ejaculates prematurely the first time your hand even grazes his crotch.

He's under a lot of stress, constantly, and has had no time for rendezvous' of any kind. He doesn't even touch himself. His schedule consists of wake up, suit up, breakfast, then he's following the princess, maybe lunch, following the Princess, training, dinner, following the princes, standing guard to her room until he's relieved of duty and then off to bed. No time for anything in between.

When he meets you, and you're showing clear signs you're into him? He's panicking just a bit. He has no idea what to do, what sex even entails, nevertheless how to please you in a way he knows you'll please him. If you take the lead, he's both incredibly thankful, but also so stressed. He just wants the earth below him to swallow him hole when he paints your hand a pretty white the second your fingers wrap around him. If you go straight to fucking? It's just the tip and you're getting your own personal pie. And he's ready to cry because holy fuck he just ruined everything but your still looking at him with that same sweet look on your face and-

Controversial, but any and all of the triplets are kings at cunnilingus. Including Cal. It's just a natural talent. And it's exactly how he makes it up to you. Fingering takes some fine-tuning and gentle instruction, but his tongue. LORDY LORDY- Mans has some talent. And if his technique needs some work, he loves practicing with you.

His refractory period is insanely short. Like, he just came? He's hard all over again even if overstimulation make shim wanna cry. Even if he is crying while you ride him, he's begging you to not stop because it just feels so good. And he leaks. Pre-cum everywhere. He can't help it! He just get so excited. And while it gets better the more experience he gets, it's never quite gone.

You don't even have to touch Cal. You know the tiktok trend like "Stop looking at me with those eyes." "What eyes?". That's Cal and his lover. They just have to look at him with that look. But he'll never turn away soft hair strokes or touches on his cheeks. And if you praise him? Telling him how much calmer her is? How much better he listens when compared to them? He's leaking a spot into the front of his pants, whimpering and keening like a horny dog.

He can't even control himself. Frenching this man, even just the bit, has him either grinding against you, holding you as close as possible, or he's practically humping the air begging for friction.

Cal being an inexperienced virgin, cumming in his pants and crying in overstimulation >>>> Literally anything.

#cinder rambles #THIS WAS WHAT I WANTED #THANK YOU #MUAH #KISSING YOU #PLATONICLY #linked universe x reader #yandere linked universe #yandere linked universe x reader #lu calamity x reader

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i-ate-your-dog-srry · 4 months

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WKKWJSJS kyojuro appreciation post! Istg if this man doesn't tell me he's proud of me im going to throw up.

#WHY IS HE SO PERFECT #silly stuff #silly #kyojuro #demon slayer kyojuro #kyojuro rengoku #kyojuro demon slayer #cute #platonicly #Iejsjsjs #silly goober

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moraxdreams · 1 year

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i was rewatching the windblume festival quest where kaeya gave venti his "mi muhu ye" poem and remembered how people seemed to agree that kaeya was threatening venti bc of all the kaeya is a khaenrian spy thing.

But why would he be threatening him? They dont seem hostile with each other, heck, they even act like besties. They know who they are, yet it doesnt seem to affect them. Venti even treats kaeya as one of his own people.

From what we know, kaeya hates the fact that he is/used to be a spy. He loves monstadt dearly, and even tho he didn't pick a side yet, he's shown many times that he sides with mond rn. He hates his past and khaenriah, so why would he be returning to it by threatening the anemo god?

I genuinely believe kaeya was warning venti about something. He seemed eager to let him know whatever it was he's written. And his later comment about seeing a suspicious person didn't seem random too. It was like he was telling venti to watch out.

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delulustoryteller · 1 year

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"I'll be your umbrella" - My best friend when it was pouring and I didn't have a hood

#platonicly #context #should i write this for a snippet of jegulus?#maybe i should #maybe i will #i probably will #writing inspo #funnytumblr #my posts

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glitchysquidd · 1 year

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man...

i am looking so lovingly at my mutuals

#platonicly

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viximansci · 2 months

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Yes I am very normal why do you ask

#Platonicly #Proseka #kaito #Piapro #Vocaloid #Memes

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rise-uncalledfour · 1 year

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Thank you @purpledisastertwin900, @disastertwins9000, @averygaypersonthing, and ourselves, I guess

#thank you guys #we love yall #platonicly

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shsl-aro · 2 years

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Stolas sketch, took way too long

#stolas goetia #helluva boss #owl dad #love him sm #platonicly #sketchbook art

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arsillious-goose · 4 months

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I'm one of those people where if you keep feeding me stories, food, and fluffy affection, I'll absolutely fall in love

#platonicly #platonic love #asexuality #asexual #books #book lover #food #those cuddle piles that cats do?#yeah #that #i be one of those people that makes a nest out of pillows and will absolutely never want to leave #by providing the aforementioned services you are entering a contract where you are now bound to tolerate me saying I love you on a regular

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thistleclaw-and-miku · 9 months

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if I blink at u slowly that means I ♥️ you

#platonicly #citrusposts #ramble.exe #:3c

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love-puppy · 1 year

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this is the time of year when sex drive is high and you wanna give all your friends really good orgasms and let them tell you how good you're being

#×— puppy's whining #×— tail wagging #just wanna be a good fren and be trapped between someone's legs #platonicly #like after that we just go out and buy take out probably watch a movie and joke about it in the future

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pjlotrkwt · 2 months

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I think I will always love their friendship

"No. I dont really know if a trip to New York was what I needed when I was the most upset about what happened between us. They were friends who threw money at the problem instead of listening. I needed someone I could be honest with, and that's not always easy with them.

but it is with you "

#young royals #young royals 3 #yr s3 spoilers #they are my roman empire #now hoping our boys have a happy ending #bc i havent finished yet lmao #ugh I love them #idc if you think of them platonicly or romantically #but this is THE friendship i want

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sunnythanalan · 4 months

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